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doyers
this is /mlb/
>Mets
This thread has a zero tolerance policy on any and all hatred directed towards Wisconsin, Milwaukee, or the Brewers in any capacity.
We're finally at the all-star break Being a fan of this team is the hardest thing anyone has ever had to endureThe burning question is what will happen once the trades start?
>Player gets drafted with even a hint of melanin>Harold Reynolds starts glazing the hell out of him
Looking back, them days up in the Sconsy treated me mighty well. All the bear I could drink, and big dicks for swizzle sticks. I'll never forget dem days...
Hard struck by the gay memories of yore, fellows. Remembering my youth in Wisconsin. They used to call me buttfucker. "Buttfucker's here", they'd say, acknowledging me. They treat ya like one of their own up there.
>>142786494positivity-sconsin!
Is this /nu/ though?
Listen the Sconsy changes a man, makes him do things he never thought he would, makes him crave adventure, a new kind of adventure, opening doors you never thought you'd open. The Sconsy has this pull... a yank about it...
Dahmer bros...
Gaysconsin, comment?
>>142786629Heckin' based TobiACE poster.
/mlb/ going back to its roots lately, love it. Love the Gaysconsin posting. They've gotten away with it for far too long
What happened in sconsy stayed with me forever you know... I remember the hot and wet parties at american family field. The fist fuck station was my callin. And they knew it. Fathers and son's held hands together, all in me ... They called me Rump's inhaler..
This thread is starting to make me pretty angry.
>>142786927Holy this! Why would people even post such ridiculous nonsense?
A trained nose can smell a Sconsyite from miles. Our own particular musk of rutting males. Makes me drool like ma's pie laid on the counter...
Saturday was my day... You wanna get in for a brew at the AmFam? You had ta go through me... All of me. After the 50th guy entered me I'd blank out. Shakin my fanny, empty mind but a full rectum... Im runnin on pure fuck fumes. I'm in heat..and they smelled it... Ohhh did they smell my delightful fuck fumes...
Do the sconsy squat
This is disgusting.
Do NOT ask for fresh milk in Wisconsin. HoOOOOOOO BOOOY
Do the sconsy squat-n-stuff!
>>142787041This! Where are the Janitors when you need them..
They had a special nickname for me at the AmFam... Dem Boys called me The Crawler... I lurked the floor lookin for any seed I could find... "clean it up! clean it up!"...Mmmm..i remember the crowd roaring like it was yesterday... let's just say I had more than enough nourishments on those delicious days...
Down-two-three spread-two-three down-two-three CLINCH! Up slow on three, two three. Brewers shorts on, we're game ready boys.
>>142787122What does this even mean!
Personally, I think that after the all star break, and accounting for the trade deadline, the New York Yankees will come back in the second half.
this all-star break hits different from past years somehow
>>142786795It feels like 2018 offseason /mlb/ (true Golden Age)... These sconsy memes have me in a hoot. Speakin of hoots... Back when I was a performer at the AmFam...Mmmm... I'd only cum out at night...They called me the owl...stick one in me and watch me go "hooot! hoot!"Mmmmmm.... I remember one day the crawler to me...slurped me right up...then got Bernie to serve me some hot sausage... Fresh off the "grill"...
They call me Mr. Hot Stuff up gaysconsy way... used to fill my ass with habaneros.
>>142787198Ooooh dem were dem days.... oooohhh we love a hot sausage up sconsy way...!
Uhhh….im from Wisconsin…….and I’m gay.
>>142787212Mmmmm...I luv me some spicy ethnic young blood...yes i do, yes i dooo...
>>142787251No need to !!!,.-'`REPEAT YOURSELF`'-.,!!! lmao~~~!
This is SICK!!
Finally my gay team's getting the gaytention we gay deserve!
don't even get me started about when them hot and rowdy cardinal fans came to visit...
Okay this thread is just absurd it is time for me to make my exit for the night. I never knew there were so many gay American Family Field patrons, not that there is anything wrong with that! I have to process the fact that while I'm cheering on my cubrews apparently fans are crawling around eating s*men that's on the floor for whatever reason? This is too much to wrap my head around.
>>142787306Oooooh it turns into a hot fuck house right then and there
>>142786431how did the indians get the 1st pick when they are 1st in their division?
Gonna go take a HUGE St. Louis Cardinals right in the middle of a cold clean Milwaukee Brewers.
>>142787319Back when the bucks won it all, that night was a doozy... Ohh i promise you if you were there for young bucks night you would have seen it all
Let's all relax
We need a detective to stop this shit
just dropping by to say >metscarry on
>>142787585
>last post 2 mins ago>thread on page 3can't have that
>>142787657Ohh i could just SQUISH those little cheeks watch you squee~~~~
about take a little all-star break if you know what i mean
Did sconie get hit by those storms? I know northwestern Illinois got it in the azz
>>142787839
>>142787839during severe storms we had a protocol here that I'm not sure is common in you folks from other states. They called it "Shelter in azz"
>>142787911Ok, straight up that’s just an insane ass.
Scotsnek lost his flag... (and I guess that new English bloke too)
>page 5bump
Doyers will get their pitching situation in order.
gape
How to we stop Wisconsin from shitting up the general?
>>142788430remind them that they do not have a MLB team.
Gaysconsin!!!
>>142788475Gaysconsin isn’t funny anymore since that homo Rodger’s left
you can only reply to this post if your team has a good-looking manager.
>>142788532Gaysconsin kek!!!
>>142788653faggot
>>142788683>mfw you post homophobia on >our blue board
>>142788532
>>142788532kek lol oh no
>>142788462Wait.. this isn't factually correct advice.
>>142787806haha lol poop
gg doyershttps://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/40556429/dodgers-dustin-season-esophageal-surgery
>>142789253Hurt his esophagus from Mookie's home run celebration
>>142789344Someone dick Bravesbrah down already!
Haven’t seen bravesbrah in a bit
>>142789353Ngh...i need it...
>>142789418Give this Brave man what he needs!
Gah...hng...guh...
We're getting into it!
hmfh.. hmmfh!
we go into the all star break and this is what happens to /mlb/
bros I... I dont think we're making it to the playoffsgo on without me, leave me to die
>>142789698it keeps the smelly soccer commies at bay at least
>>142789727you're only one game behind, still a lot of baseball left to play
>>142789794our starting pitchers are shaky, our bullpen is atrocious, out batters regularly get shut-outit's so over
>>142789803you and sneks are both right there, dodgers players are dying left and right. if freeman or ohtani goes down it is over for them lmao. Sii forte.
>>142789803Look, your pitching rotation can't be that bad. Us Doyers have it pretty bad rn
>>142789901holy shit that's worse than I realized. what tf happened to Dustin May's esophagus?? I was trying to read the article but got distracted by work.
>>142789901wew lad
>>142790017>May, 26, has not pitched this season following surgery last year to repair a torn flexor tendon in his right arm. He was set to go on a rehabilitation assignment in the coming weeks, but the surgery to repair his esophagus will keep him from physical activity for the next two months, according to sources.>The injury, sources said, first appeared during a dinner and required intervention after May sought attention the next day for pain in his throat and stomach. Medical personnel diagnosed the tear in May's throat, sources said, and acted quickly. May is expected to make a full recovery.
Dick-em
>Los Angeles right-hander Brent Honeywell Jr. started the game after being claimed from Pittsburgh, which designated the right-hander for assignment on Friday, and he gave up only one hit over three innings.>“Desperate times, absolutely,” Roberts said.
Cock em down!
>>142790030>The injury, sources said, first appeared during a dinner and required interventionyea this was about all I read, tf was he eating?? looks like there isn't much more info now that I read the rest of it. good lord the baseball gods are angry at LA.
>bump
>>142789672>>142789495>>142789418the fact that it's a girl doing this makes it hot
bump
Gotta love how chaotic npb central league is.
>>142790862oh based finally gonna try out the japanball websites anons recommended last week
nice, more baseball
Literally the only answer is Hotdog, pretzel, ice cream in little helmet
>>142790998Peanuts, Crackerjacks. Simple as.
damn these people really show up. place is absolutely packed.
>>142791012>CrackerjacksAre you a child?
>>142791027I don't care if I ever get back a reply from you, imbecile.
>>142790998>>142791012my little nephew just discovered peanuts so those are a must cop now. great with beer of course. >>142791038kek
>>142791063Peanuts with the shell are just so fun to eat at a ballgame. Just like sunflower seeds.
>>142791038Grow up
>>142791140Strike 3, asshole! You're out!
>>142791027Kek
>>142791205Sorry there wasn't a sippy cup for you either kiddo
>>142791038never grow up anon, buying crackerjacks at my next game just for you
>my NPB streams keep going down
>>142791903if all else fails, you might chance upon some livestream on youtube like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YeKXpDB3Ko or just watch along a random fan's stream
>>142791963thanks anon, this is the game I was watching too
>>142790998Chicken fingers at a ballpark is always trash
are they less likely to try and run up the score in NPB? feel like these yokohama guys were taking some pitches for strikes that they could have swung at, at least for that last time up.
Bros, we're having a draft party today, since my Cousin is expected to go today. Word is the Cubs, Padres, and Royals have the most interest
something is missing from this picture...
>>142792463>forgot pic ;_;
>>142790862Its nice how competitive it is, honestly all the teams in the CL are pretty balanced in recent years compared to say an MLB division where there's usually a total shiteater or two, or like the PL with those damn H*wks and poor Lions.
How do I become and mlb caliber pitcher by nest season I've never pitched before but I'm pretty sure I can do it
I've never had crackerjacks
>>142792833review this and report back
I just know there's atleast one anon here that ONLY watches postseason baseball
>>142793014I only watch the Phillies. Every other team may as well not exist besides NL east to google their standings. If the Phillies are knocked out of playoffs I don't think about baseball again til spring training
>>142792938>tfw an MLB coach will never call you GARDENHOSER
>>142793048you don't watch the 'eries?
I only watch the draft
>>142792734why do teams still trade with the Rays. I say this as I realize the Mets just traded with the Rays.
>>142792880it's shit>>142790998C3E
>>142793325>he got 1 K and gave up 1 HR on 0.2 IPjury's still out on Maton I guess but I don't like it.
>>142793325Unless your Dave Dombrowski, it doesn't work
where baybaw...
There were 3 walk offs because errors yesterday kek. Orioles, Tigers and Giants.
>>142793118Nope except two years ago
>>142793350uh oh stinky!
>>142793726>2022 - 2009 =you have to be 18 to post here...
>ohhh uhhh yea let me check the dirt here that's why I dropped the ball hehe
Verdivegrasso
>>142794346Brent Rooker sure looked good hitting in CBP. Hope Dombrowski took notice
>no real bezbal until FridayI’m already feeling the withdraw bros
>>142794462>he's not gonna watch the WNBA in the meantimechud
>>142794462I don’t know what to do with myself desu.
cardinals won the draft
>Trey Yesavage’s dream season took a scary turn in late May when he suddenly started experiencing chest discomfort and couldn’t catch his breath.>It turned out to be a partially collapsed lung, most likely caused by an accident during a dry needling session.Dude WTF.
>>142795123Long COVID
>>142788430>>142788475>>142788674What's wrong with the Brewers?
kinda mixed on our draft picks 2bhi liked last year's headliners more
>>142794806slut
>>142795181poverty franchise
>>142794806I look like this and say this but without the tattoo
>>142795181
I genuinely do not understand the appeal of The Savannah Bananas. Every time I see something about them it’s like some insane sold out stadium for one of their games. Who are all of these people who normally don’t watch baseball, but are DYING to see it as long as they pause the game every 2 minutes to do a gay little dance?
>>142795465theyre called redditors
>>142795465it's for kids anon
>>142795556Yeah but so is normal style baseball.
>>142786487Tomoko is my wife and I support her
>>142786487omg she's literally me!
>Nobody talking about Skenes starting for the NL>Suddenly, at the same time every major outlet talks about how cool and bold it would be if Skenes started>Then they announce Skenes as the starterTransparently a call sent down from manfred himself.
>>142795782Livvy Dunne zoomers will save baseball. Manfred knew.
>>142795181Chicago seethes about them
The biggest highlight in the first half of this season is the Dodgers Hololive Night. It was so successful, that other MLB teams are looking into hosting one next season.
KWAB
>>142795928Jose "Candelita 'best hitter in baseball'" Iglesias
>>142794346Stubbs can't do anything right
>>142795928Are the Poos really going to give this rental bat a long term contract?
>>142795874
>>142795465>basement dwelling spee virgin knows nothing about keeping a family entertained it's cheap family fun, cheaper than MLB tickets as long as you win the ticket lottery or have an insider. Not sure about other cities, but if you see them in Savannah, the ticket includes unlimited food and non-alcoholic drinks
I know no actual hardcore baseball fan who gives a shit about the HR derby and actually watches it other than for random background noise during the real baseball drought. Every casual loser loves this shit, though. It's the only baseball format ADHD riddled freaks can wrap their head around. If you tell me you're excited for the derby I know you don't know ball.Also the ASG proper is a relic of a bygone era, when every game wasn't on TV and highlights weren't ubiquitous and there was no interleague play so it was conceivable that the fan of a team had no opportunity to watch a star in the opposite league across the country play outside of the ASG. It's completely pointless now, all All-Star games are. Pro-Bowl sucks, NBA ASG sucks, NHL ASG idk I don't watch hoc but assume it sucks too. I shan't be watching any of this shit I'm gonna play NCAA 25 next 4 days till real baseball is back.
>>142795988>slappy contact hitter who only grades out competently in the field at firstyeah they'll probably give him 8-10 years lmao
>>142796123>blogpost
>>142796123im only watching to see pete alonso blow his back out
>>142795988No
>>142796076>if you see them in Savannah the ticket includes unlimited food and non-alcoholic drinksDidn’t know that, that’s pretty cool. Personally would still rather just go to a minor league game if I’m trying to have a cheap outing though.
>>142796180>ADHD riddled zoomer can't read three sentencesthanks for proving my point, enjoy le dingers in le derby. they showing it on tiktok live for you?
>>142796123You’re a faggot for making a post this long complaining but you are also correct
>>142796204
>>142796237you weren't just dying to know he'll be playing NCAA 25 for 4 days instead of watching ASG or being productive?
>>142796288He’s more of a faggot for playing NCAA 2025. Play a comfy game like Reus 2
Hey guys I don’t know how to use photo editing and hate AI shit so if you could drop some new suicidal Mariners fan images I’d be grateful
>>142786431>guardians selected condon they sure did not. they took bazzana
>>142796319here ya go fren
>>142796351Cheers anon. Very nice of you
>>142796123The most kino HR Derby was in 08.
>>142796314this does look comfy, might buy. been playing FTL again lately, peak comfy for me. also trying to 112% HK but can't get past this faggot in the Trials.
>>142796373>le coke head hit a gorillion HRs>loses
Metsbros I’m manifesting my 2025 lineup assuming we sign no one big like Juan Soto so help me out here:>SS Lindor>LF Nimmo>C Alvarez>1B Vientos/Clifford>3B Vientos/Mauricio>2B Mauricio/Acuna>CF Bader>RF Gilbert>DH revolving door/who gives a fuck>SP1 Senga>SP 2 Scott>SP 3 Sproat>SP 4 Manaea>SP 5 SeverinoIf Jett Williams wasn’t injured we’d have our second baseman but he’s been set back a year cause of the fucked up wrist. They can’t get rid of Manaea and Bader cause they’re vibes guys so they’re probably looking to acquire one infielder and one starting pitcher to fill out a 6 man rotation.
>>142796506Bader is on a one year deal and will chase money and a long term deal like his faggot college buddy Pete. They're both gone. Same for Severino, he was on a 1 year prove it deal and had a good year he's getting a long term deal somewhere else.
>>142796424It is, fantastic comfy vibes combined with world building autism. Never finished HK, got frustrated halfway through, took a break, and just didn’t come back.
>>142796319try this one on for size
Well, /mlb/?
>>142796548Sevy likes New York so I think Stearns will work out a deal. Bader I feel like is 50/50 but I'm positive Pete Alonso is Pete Agonezo next year.
No Baseball today lads
>>142793350Needs a Yamaha crater
>>142796840*Yamcha
>reddit's downguess i have to hang with y'all
>>142797039Works on my machine
>>142796840>>142796869
>>142797085beautifur
>>142796700>vagiantsyour season tickets have been donated to a homeless trans poc in need.
Dodgerbros, we made it to the all-star break. After two beautiful collapses in the bottom of the 9th, do you think we can tread water long enough to keep our division lead? We're 7 games ahead of the D-Backs and Padres right now.
Now that the dust has settled on the first half of the year who won the narrative?
>>142797446Fightin’s I fear.
>>142797446Cubs for sure.
>Your team>Your opinion on the team's picks
>>142797308You are intensely weird
>>142797446cardinals proved everyone wrong
>>142797530Memeinersi like both. Jurrangelo is the arm prospect i wanted not for the memes but because his velo and arm slot release point match the mariners MO, getting a secondary 1st round arm talent is a huge surplus. I didn't care for yesavage as much as others did. I don't like how he pitches, too much effort; makes me worry about his arm's future, and after finding out he's a weirdo who sticks needles in his body potentially crippling himself i'm completely out on him.
>>142797530>Yanks>I don’t like them.
>>142796319made one more and now I am going to bed>baseball in 4 days ;_;
>>142797446saying they're playing with house money is a joke because of the scherzlander debacle. but it's a "rebuild year" and they are playing competitive baseball. they'd be in second place rn if they had a competent bullpen that didn't blow 6 leads in May
>>142796123it'll be funny to watch Pete Alonso take it way more seriously than anyone else
>>142797530prospect anon here>MetsIt could be worse, I loved Yesavage A LOT kind of bummed they didn't pick him but Benge seemed kind of obvious given insider knowledge, I love his swing, hitting wise he has that lefty Zach Neto in him with his war hack type of swing. Santucci seems like an obvious pick for the Mets, past couple of years the mets have absolutely loved their stuff over command college pitchers in rounds 2-3 (Look at Sproat and Tidwell). So I trust the Mets to get him in the lab and fix the control
>>142798040>prospect anon herekekdon't listen to this guy anon. he's incredibly biased and doesn't know dick about prospects
>>142798120whats your team anon?
>>142798120>your perspective >your team was specifically requested>biasedanon…
>>142797881That pic makes it looks like it’s Mendoza’s fault but it’s not his fault Diaz just forgot how to pitch for like 3 weeks.
>>142797530I’m beginning to wonder if I actually care anymore when the end result is always the same one way ticket out of town
>>142790998Hot DogPretzelIce Cream
>>142798354>cardinals fan falseflagging as a cubs fan who posts shitty ai slop
>>142798232Didn’t intend that, I lifted it from SNY on normiegram. I don’t blame him for those losses at all, there are almost no right moves to make in that bullpen still. To have Diaz blow three saves in a row was fucked, then Jorge Lopez quits his job on live tv lmao. Ottavino, Houser, Diekman, they’re all still struggling too but thankfully the offense has improved tremendously.
>>142790998Chicken Fingers, Nachos, Churros
>>142797530BravesI don't pay attention to it
>>142790998It's B2E. I'm also going to need two Modelo tallboys
>>142790998>Hot Dog>Nachos>ChurrosGuess my team
someone @ me when the Dodgers are on the clock in the draft
anyone dtf? atlanta areawilling to drive ~100 miles
>>142798720will keep you posted
>>142798661
>>142798721>>142798488Post more Atlanta memes
>manlet twink long haired faggot named Holidayare they cloning these dudes?
I've seen enough my metsies won this draft
>>142797330They'll be fine and win the division at the end of the season, the rest of the NL West is too mediocre right now to catch up to the Dodgers unless they have a seismic collapse. I just hope they're able to get as many players from the IL back as possible before the playoffs. At this point I'm expecting nothing from them in October so they'll probably pull some meme magic run out of their ass or lose the wild card series
>>142798831
>>142798354my cubage cubs :)
>>142798831no
anyone know if there is audio draft coverage anywhere?
>>142798995ever played cubbage? its a version of cribbage where you have sex with men
>>142798831Here’s a good one
AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE!>Oi! Oi! Oi!
Skenes is mature and well-spoken for a 22-year-old
Which teams have the most/least OC?
>>142799113heard he gets subbed out by mommy dommy livy dunne at night but you didn't hear it from me
pete is favored to win the hr derby, do you agree?https://www.mlb.com/news/2024-hr-derby-competitors-ranked
>>142799137he's got his shit together. can't see him being all that happy with her over the long haul. she leans heavily into the shallow end of the pool.
>>142799137she makes him watch while she gets deep dicked by cutch
>>142799188Cutch is too busy fucking furries to be into livvy
>>142799188Now this is Mets posting!
>>142799329Seems more like Braves Post
>>142799178Ozuna
>>142799329>>142799342Don't forget Cubs posting!
>>142799383Posting a semi nude?
Cubbie meidos
fuckin hate this dumbass like you wouldn't believe
Post the maid!!
>>142796582>>142797806Thank you both! Will be using these as Seattle continues to suck ass and fail to hit the ball
>>142799629I leave boob alone because he actually did his job posting news while the lockout was looming He earned my respect that season
>>142799188Fuck yeah Mets bro
>>142797530>Mariners>didn't follow the draft but i liked that aussie kid from oregon who hits tons of homers. good pick for cleveland
should Shohei have participated in the home run derby?
>>142799178He'll definitely have the cutest beefy butt
>>142799780he should be in prison
>>142799780Probably. But hes a pussy thug so he wont
>>142799780Probably, the entire point of it is to put a show on for the kids/younger fans (and Pete Alonso for some reason)
>>142799780only if he played for someone else
>>142799780>left the angels and became soulless
>>142798742there's no way that's a real team
>>142799969newfag gtfo
>>142799980Shut the fuck up summerfaggot, lurk more.
did>your teamdraft a switch pitcher? my m's did.
>>142800101
>>142799780Judge is better lol
jaw saw the NL all-stars milling about in the of grass and Imanga going around shaking hands with everyone formally introducing himself
>>142800199ludo kino
bros this is my first homerun derby, will i be ok?
>>142800219Home Run Derby is fun if you bet money on someone
Yankgers won the draft.
>>142800199I'm thinking sovl...
>>142799025isnt that just cribbage?
>>142800118>switch pitcher
>>142800236Gambling is a sin and should be avoided
My Metties are killing it!
>Memeiners also drafted a TWPare we seeing an all time meme draft?
>>142800495Shit meme team does shit meme moves This is literally who they are Ringless losers
My jays drafted well
>>142800623this but my metsies
The draft doesn't matter, that Oriels Holiday was supposed to be the best and she sucked. It's all voodoo magic
>>142800760jacob degrom was a 400th round pick
>gaysconsin
Clay Holmes should not be at the All-Star Game. Weaver has been robbed.
>My cousin was draftedHell ye->By the MetsFUCK
while you were watching the draft, i was neck deep in some pussy
>>142801059Six Fag’s
>>142801180But enough about you and your five boyfriends
>>142801187SEETHING
What has wisconsin done to deserve this!
The @Athletics own the 3 highest-scoring games in MLB this season:May 4: 20 runsJuly 6: 19 runsJuly 14: 18 runs
>>142801059*loses in divisional round*
>>142801196They know what they did.
>>142800219It's pretty fun but the novelty wears off after the first round. You don't need to watch the whole event.
>>142800219it’s for children and Mets fans
>The most amount of pitches thrown 100mph+ in the pitch tracking era (since 2008)>Pitchers with the most 100mph+ pitches since 2008
>>142800885he made it to the best team in baseball, congrats
>>142801352genuine freak.
>>142801187Philthies KEK
Let's see some spicy azz
>>142801366He's ruined. They turned Brett Baty into an all time bust, they'll ruin cus too
>>142800885damn sorry anon. Maybe they can trade him before it’s too late
>>142801352Yes throw harder! Harder!
Show me some habanero azz
Show me that catcher azz!!
>>142799832Pete Alonzo was a dumbass and signed a Scotty Pippen lowball contract.He needs the money.If shohei loses then he loses more than he gains by not doing it. That would be like LeBron James doing the slam dunk contest against a field of Vince Carter, Aaron Gordon, Zach LaVine, and Jason Richardson
>>142801352Feed me UCLs
why would manfred plan to have the home run derby during the REPUBLICAN CONVENTION???especially after the events from the last few days, NOBODY is going to watch this year . horrible planning especially when you had the WEEKEND to do it, but nope gotta run a reality tv show (all star game: villa) instead. WHO EVEN ASKED FOR THAT??wont be surprised if they cancel the home run derby after this year. ratings are going to plummet, might even see wrestling-tier ratings (600k’s).
>>142801782haven't they been doing the derby on mondays forever? is this your first season?
>>142801782He was at UFC on Saturday wasn’t he
>>142801813>is this your first season?second and a half
>>142801629Yeah it’s funny that Alonso switched his rep to Boras. He’s going to have virtually no market. Wouldn’t at all be surprised if the Mets keep him at a discounted rate
>>142801915he will be flipping burgers in april
>>142801737fuck you dude. the reality show was amazing. I loved seeing the thinly veiled homoerotic side of baseball.
>>142801841No he was not at UFC Saturday. I know because I was at UFC Saturday
your concern for manfred's ratings in the (((home run derby))) have not gone unnoticed!
>>142801737women and (gay) men loved the reality show though. especially the shower scenes.
>>142801737You really think a baseball fan is going to skip the derby to watch a bunch of BS at the republican convention?
>>142801737WWE Raw pulls in about 1.6 to 1.8 Million USA viewers.Even AEW with their shit presentation gets 300k to 700k on their shows.Home run derby is kinda boring because it is batting practice pitches right down the middle of the plate.
the cardinals are still the official team of /mlb/ right?
>>142802171>Gay LouisNo
>>142802171its the mets whether you like it or not, the amount of seethe they create on here whether they are good or bad is funny as hell
>>142802353Nah it can’t be the Mets, no one really talks about them other than the Misaki Mets guy and the guy that posts asian women. They’re like Colorado/Detroit tier
>>142802353>seethe>at the mest lmao no only laughter at how pathetic they are and even then my doyers are the eternal number one in that category
>>142802391Yanks induce the most seethe
>>142802428maybe 20 years ago. irrelevant now
>>142801737my wife loved MLB All Stars: Villasaid it reminded her of Real Housewives
>>142802428Id say it’s probably the Dodgers actually, the past few years it was the Astros and maybe the BravesIt’s basically just whichever big team wins the World Series. Hardly anyone cares that the Rangers wonIf the Phillies Dodgers or Yankees win the World Series, that’ll be the #1 enemy of the genny
>>142802353>>142802370Mets have Ice cream in the helmet. The best ballpark treat.
>>142802171No, that would be the Expos.
>>142802171Personally I prefer the Brewers.
>>142802353Nobody cares about the mest though?
>>142801362Woah. The hell?
>>142802171You spelled Yankees wrong.
>>142802171>a fucking gay birdNope
>>142802567nonce
>>142802518Dodgers fans on here are pretty chill for the most part. Cutespea is adorable i could squeeze her little cheekies.
>>142802171facts
>>142802567tfw no baseball gf
>>142802830>Dodgers fans on here are pretty chillDeath to all newfags
Recker morphs
>Euros and Copa are over>Back to Baseball for the rest of the summer.
Jeff FAGsan
>>142803170Passanbros…
>>142803170Braves bros...
>>142803170this is what Atlanta does to a straight man
still hard to believe mookie betts was in the home run derby
>>142803050This isn't 2015, faggot. They've mellowed out since DG left and their other two trips that have been here recently aren't anywhere near as bad.
>>142803070based paco
This is probably the best thing Aaron Sorkin ever wrote but he has to ruin it with a gay little joke at the end.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rrAbLNePxU
Benezuelan BaseballIt's 9-0 but I'll post anyways if anyone wants to watch some ballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILasw_tXpM0
>>142803354idk why Bohm is in it either lol, he's not a power hitter
your 2024 home run derby champion
>>142786431Just your nightly reminder that the Cardinals are much worse than their record and will finish under .500
>>142803170gay
Orioles!
>>142803585More maid shots please cubspie.
>>142802171The Cardinals are /our/ chief protectors against the tranny alliance (cubs and their sympathizers).
how is this possible
>>142803633Not a Cubs fan but I do have them winning the division at 87-75 after a bounce back in the second half, while the Cards come back down to earth and finish in last place.
>>142803697>don't start Wheeler>have an "opener" for 1 inning>bulk relief a AAA pitcher who sucks>bring in the backup relievers after>have the pitcher pitch the 9th
>>142803697based a's taking top teams to the woodshed twice in a month
>>142803697Mercado is ass, and the Phillies spent all their energy sweeping the Dodgers.
>>142803585Hi Cubspie!
>>142803697moneyball nigga
>>142803790Have some fucking tact you classless pig
this boomer throwing to alonso will choke
>>142802353The Mets are useless. They always beat the teams I want to win, and get crushed by the teams I want to lose. Fuck the Mets.
>>142803790why is his phone so large? Does it make watching baseball easier?
>Finished ASG Village Shift doing autograph lines at the Esports Arena>Relax and play some MLB The Show on the other side of the complex>The Mets pop star performs OMG and I either left just before he came on, or I was distracted with vidya to noticehttps://x.com/snytv/status/1812956922800152691?s=46
derb start in 30min
>>142803894That faggot probably shoves it up his ass
wait hol up the homerun derby isn't on MLB tv, where do I watch it?
>>142803991>women shoving something up their ass makes them a faggotuh?
I'm not watching the home run derby.
gaped loosest arseholes
>>142804007Yeah that’s not a woman retard
why isn't Ohtani or Judge doing this?
>>142804044clearly is
>>142804031>last placekwab scrubbie bears
>>142804053Shut up cubespie you fucking homo
>>142804044There are no women on the internet
>>142804058I think 4chan fucked you up so much that you think obvious women are trans now.
>>142804052too many tommys johns
>>142804069That’s obviously a tranny though?
>>142804019Why not?
>>142804094i am im just trying to be edgy and keep the genny moving
>>142804085Literally just looks like a skinny woman
>home run derby>in a domesoulless
>>142804019Me either The derby shit now
>>142803998>Caring about the home run derby or the all star game
>>142804135hey the all-star game decides whose park they play on in the WS! that's relevant!
>>142804135Not caring about the ASG and being in /mlb/ is blasphemy The HR derby sucks because of all the meme rules they’ve added
>>142804141That hasn't been the case in years. Now it's just the team with the better regular season record.
>>142804150RIPI still wanna watch it though. Will at least the All-Star game be on MLB tv?
>>142804149I hate the home run derby because it messes up players' swings, and I don't care about the ASG because I'm not gonna root for a team that includes players from my own team's division rivals.
>>142804155According to this, yes. https://www.cyberghostvpn.com/privacyhub/where-to-watch-mlb-all-star-game/.
BORINGim gonna watch Animal Planet
just here for the booba
OOOOOHHHHHH SHIT NIGGA THEY JUST AIRED A CRACKER BARREL COMMERCIAL
>>142804155it'll be on ESPN if you can't get it https://thetvapp.to/tv/espn-live-stream/
go pete
>>142804251espn doesnt work on the tvapp u dumb fuck
101F in texas damn
>>142804044She's a girl okay? A cute girl!
>101 degrees outside the ballpark
I love the cringe black music in the derby
I don’t watch SNL but Pedro has to be funnier than anyone on the cast just make him the MC not this stupid zoomer.
https://24livetv.us/channel.php?id=ESPN[USA]
send a link to derby stream
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OUR /bigwhiteguy/
hm, I'm starting to think the target demographic is latinos
DOMINICANOS OWN MLBSUCK OUR DICKS
how scripted is the actual "competition" btw
>>142804406garcia gets the juiced balls
is the all-star game this full of bullshit or is it more of a, you know, a game
Dog wtf was that.
>>142804474kek I see
>>142804275bing fucks up tongues for some reason
>>142804275This bitch got whole tomatoes on her hot dog
>>142804275>mfw mest fans cant into hot dogsKetchup, mustard, sauerkraut, and onions. That's it.
>>142804582>no chilli>sauerkrautGet out
>>142804497There has been a total of 2 times a host team player won. The first is in the Hall of Fame and the other one will be.
Every baseball game I go to I make sure to get a brat
>>142804582Chili cheese dog is goat but if we’re talking chililess dog than just some spicy brown mustard for me.
>>142804615for me its the mcchicken
>>142804615Every baseball game I go to I make sure to clog at least one toilet.
my god, that's the worst anthem i've ever heard
>>142804479ASG is an actual baseball game but there's a lot more player substitutions and the starting pitcher only goes for one or two inningsSkenes said he's only pitching the first inning tomorrow
I just flipped over from the RNC.It's good to actually see some white men.
adonis garcia
>>142804803Black women are so hot
>>142804582>ketchup
>>142804592>>142804626>>142805063Hot doglets can't hang. For me? It's Sabrett or Papaya. ARG8H
DOYERS
a polar bear just washed up in front of my house
>mlbwebcast is downhow are you guys watching the derby? I don't pay for ESPN because I don't have sever brain damage.
>>142805327MLBBYTEthe top listed usually workshttps://the.streameast.app/stream/mlb/home-run-derby-live-stream
>>142805327I'm not watching
>No 2hu Poodrefag
>>142805327try strikeout dot im
Alec "please leave me the fuck alone" Bohm
>>142805429She's busy, please understand.
>>1428054652poo is a dude
he's got no legs
>>142805429My Chadres are resting from behind mid but I see Pete Alonso being eliminated from HR derby. Is it genuinely over for him?
>>142805528Watch out Preller might offer him a 10 year contract for memes
>>142805483Do better
Didn’t watch but I see the worthless borderline retarded piece of shit Alonso embarrassed himself as expected coming in last. Better start learning Korean buddy.
>>142805615why is he a piece of shit?
>>142805528SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS
>>142805568I was just thinking of that. Chills when he offers snelling and salas for him and Edwin Díaz
>this image fills the weakest-minded of anons with impotent rage
>>142805683Fuck that Pete is an embarrassment and he will always be synonymous with a joke era of the Mets. Wish him will but he needs to go
>>142805732
Is he washed /mlb/? he didn't do very well at the HR derby. DFA?
Orioles will never recover from this
>11kek baltiwhore gloryholes
lmao wtf
cubgers
>HE'S GOT ONE!>didn't show it
>>142806345yay!
Bohn is fuckin hammered out there....
>>142806482
>goosebumpsfucking retarded espn broadcast doing way too much
>>142806642are they the final 2 left?
>>142806725yea Teoscar hit 14, Witt Jr has to beat that to win.
>>142806642Dodyals fuck ya!
>>142806754
>>142806754>dodyals>not Roygers
>>142806642I don't know even know who either of these guys are.
Never a doubt
YOUR 2024 HOME RUN DERBY RUNNER UP!
doyer
>this is the dodgers World SeriesKWAB
So as I was saying /mlb/ Bruce Buffer has way more passion and energy than Michael does, this is just a fact.
>>142806845This is the only trophy a Dodger will be lifting this year
>doyers winning in globe life field againrmyt
>>142806847Ssssshhh, quiet guys, he's sleeping
Based Teo
>>142806870based and heempilled
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>>142806811How?
