Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 16Gruissan - Nîmes188.6 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 15:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-15-gcLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-16/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Italian Rai / NOS / iTV / Czech TV13:30 CETPrevious thread:>>142790226
>>142802937Current and upcoming races:29.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT17.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.UWT25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.114.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.117.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT18.08 - 24.08 Tour de l'Avenir 2.Ncup20.08 - 23.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.121.08 - 25.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Y15cg3xg>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895
Remember when sky and Froomedawg was considered peak dopage? Nowadays he wouldn't even stay with the gc group and it's only been a decade kek
>"I will never break mentally. I'll do everything I can and we'll see about the result in the end. I still think it's possible to do something about Pogacar. I won't go down without fighting."
>>142802937>sprinter slurp
>>142803012>I still think it's possible to do something about Pogacar.
I'm predicting another 2nd for w*ut
>>142803012
>>142803012That sounds like a threat. Is Wout finally going to hjælp?
I honestly think the battle between Pog and Vinge will come down to who can pedal hardest
>235g Broccoli>310g Trout>355g PineappleAlmost a kilo of food, 700cal, daily total of 1300cal.
>>142803422>daily total of 1300cal.
>>142802937this looks like a jonas stage
>Pogi did 8.5W/kg for 12 minutes on a 5% climb 3 days before Strade (behind a scooter)
>>1428035641293 according to my app
>>142803640the fuck
Pogi is cute and he would be even cuter as a girl, he has those gracious facial features
>>142803909
>>142803422why tho? Are you morbidly obese or something? That way too deep of a cut unless you are a woman
>>142803964crashing on his bike AND his diet
>>142803964Im down 4 pant sizes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj1_E7n2oRY
>>142804145And a bunch of lean mass too I bet. If you are feeling really frisky cut 1% of body mass per week and in a year you will be down to 60% of initial weight.
>>142803904>>142803640561W for 12 minutes. Source: some dipshit chud somwhere on a forum, yeah, no, it would mean his ftp is well over 500W then. 7.5W/kg for 12 minutes I find more believable.
>>142804227pog is the dipshit chud
>>142804208>cut 1% of body mass per week and in a year you will be down to 60% of initial weight.yeah I doubt any fatty actually lost weight this way, motivation is very important for these people since they lack discipline
gona dream of another big STÜSSI victory tonite
>>142803008Boomers SHIT THEIR PANTS at him doing 5.7 w/kg for 40 min
>>142804296Dream of Gaia MASETTI instead
>>142804227everything this guy said has come trueit's probably Ayuso posting
>>142804316I should be so lucky....
anime burger hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmlwhaEEgE
>>142804322Lmao imagine a bitter Juanito just posting through it. But he says he’s Balkan so probably Slovenian
>>1428043952 options. It's either a friend of Pog's or someone working for UAE.
>>142804349>>142804395good luck on the shift tonight boys, thread better be up by tomorrow morning or elseo7
>>142804395Slovenia is not balkan
>>142804499He got banned for bullying Scandis and Beneluxoids
ciclista tummy's
>>142804456Maybe it's Roglic
schnitzel is not chicken, it's pork or veal
>>142804596correct
>>142804590I'm thinking it's Jan Polanc.
>>142803422>>142804145are you the same burgerbert some frenchbert was ripping into for being fat a few weeks ago?
>>142804596https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_schnitzel
>>142804634>some frenchbertVeganbert rips into any and all Americans for being lardarses. Sometimes he hits the mark, but I suppose it's something like a size-biased distribution
>>142804635Very haram.
>>142804634>french guy being an asshole for absolutely zero reasonno way haha
>>142804635brought to you by the makers of Israelli "couscous" (durum wheat pasta pellets), Israel Premier Tech (Osem)makes me think it'd be like flat falafel patties. Recently I found out that the big giant corn kernels from latin america has a texture that is very similar to chickpeas.
is CyclingNews forum the most based cycling forum in existence?
>>142804634you'll have to be more specific than that my foliate chum
>>142804946some frenchbert was berating a burgerbert for not losing enough weight over 3 years or something, something about eating carbs
https://youtu.be/riVM5poy9-4?si=4_v7HMzRU_rso-3o how dis mak u feel
>>1428042551% is huge tho, you are literally losing 2-3 lbs every week. You'll be almost half the weight in a year. No way you don't notice it.
>>142804971many such cases!anyway methinks that was a different burger
>>142804976I fail to see how this supports the Legion's veterans.
>>142804583luv cyclista tummies
>>142804634no I think I'm mostly his target of ire that's okay, he's somewhat motivational for me. just like the leafbert who mocked me for doing only 3 laps of CP, so now I always do at least 4
>>142804456shrouded in mystery
quaffing a pint of me ale
>>142805222It’s Tilen
>>142805222bre VINE innit
>>142805325It's actually a brilliant cover. just pretend you're an ESL schizo who shit-talks the Vinester and no one expects the cute Australian cyclista
Watched Slaying The Badger last night and enjoyed it. What other cyclismo documentaries do you recommend?
having another cool frothy pint
>>142805656I just rewatch the Movistar documentaries
Bernal to DNS tomorrow because Covid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93Ut9BfCmMI
word on the street is remco to red bull next year
>>142806829what race is this? is it the sudaca national championships or summat ? I've only been watching the le tour de franzia, which is why I'm asking
that leg worm thing is still there six weeks after my chute comicale, although shrinking and hardeningstill shocking to me that none of you ever had such a thinganyway it seems like maybe a hæmatoma that won't drain so time to start massaging or myofascial release perhaps
Wout sisters, our chances of winning gulden at olympic?
>>142806829Meanwhile that old fart G keeps riding.
>>142807759Meanwhile Wout is gonna kill himself week 3 slaving and trying to get a stage win on thursday
>>142807814At that point I don't think anybody can reach grug level on these type of races. Only question is will he get fucked by team tactics? With only two teammates it's quite likely
>>142807875Nils Politt rides away in the last 60km and makes it, you didn't hear it from me
>>142804634Broke his porky tubby jiggly ass into a suicide diet. That's how I get all my women to stay thin as well
>>142804634Friendliest parisian
>>142803422Damn how do you work and ride off such a measly amount.
>>142807002Why would they not go for the Belgian who is already promoting their energy drink on his helmet?
We told the american to get on unlimited carbs so he could have the energy to push on his pedals and also regulate his metabolism and hormonal system so he doesnt feel like shit while still losing weight. Imagine being a grown man making yourself feel like a teenage ballet dancer artificially. All he has to do is cut on the dietary fat. some people never learn
>>142808084Is it really worth spending 4 millions per year for a worst nils polit?
>>142808091Depends how much cans he can sell.
>>142808091Between wout van shart and tom shitcock there is no good choice.
>>142808091>>142808278I would just get the Finnish bull Vlad MAKOGON, shouldn't cost as much and has insane power
Wiggins is unrecognizable. He now looks like a Joe Rogan guest that would tell prison stories.
>>142808309I now remember the next bussin zoomer Vlad Van Mechelen
>>142808278Remco is the only good option
>>142808311He got that syndrome of wanting to look like a tough guy because he got fondled with as a kid
absolute dogshit legs today, should've stayed in bed
>>142808521Nah strongmind to go despite feeling like shit
Finally some good squeaking. For some reason it always come from britany
Now this is a good statistic
>>142803422All your carbs as sugar? Is it not better to have some slower release to avoid burning them off instantly?
I missed the last 12 stages of the tour because I was vacation and they weren't showing it on TV. what stages are worth going back to watch (full stage or highlights)?
is there a way to fix a Boa Systems™ shoe thingy? it is completely stuck and can't move it in either direction
>>142808574Let him be he's on that yoyo diet
Bora and Visma are fighting over remco. The seething king is about to get some big fat check
>>142808593they usually have a small hole for an allen keyyou can take them apart and see what's upbut I guess you could have used Google too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KW1KFj11dQ
>>142808624these never work in the long run
>>142808850I never understand how can people watch this dude. He's just going on schizo rants for minutes.
>>142804245Fucking kek, I could imagine that it's just him boasting on the forum.
>>142807759His fate's sealed, but it's surely going to be a bizarre race
berts, im starting to feel bad for wout
Why did lance Armstrong admit to doping? Why not just keep lying forever, I'm sure he would still have a large base of American fans that would still believe him.
>>142809032he didntthe rats squeaked
>>1428085869 11 14 15 at least
After today's stage there's just mountain stages left + no champs elysees stage so I'm very curious how many sprinters and their trains will abandon tonight
>>142808992yeah he must be very sad doing what he loves, having a family and fuck tom of money
>>14280855810 year average since 1904?Those numbers doesn't look right
Love me summer, these local potatoes and veggies are heavenly.
>>142809091Just stick to ciclismo then
>>142808912I watch Chris Horners vlog because he uses secret cycling-hand gestures to signal if he's sincere or not
>>142809121I think they mean the average gap over all Tours between 2014 and 2023
Can't go to the race today, have meetings with the phd student. Doesn't seem like the wind will be strong enough for echelons, sadly
>>142809078fantastic, thank you.
>>142803008With vingegaard and froome it was more about these guys had never shown any not insignificant results in cycling, then suddenly they make dramatic improvements and lap the pack
>>142808912Because he predicted the current nutrition and training meta back in 2011
Harper DNS
Bicycle race tonightYou're all really lucky I didn't start a thread when there was none up yesterday
>>142809124No, because for those like me there is strict law, for those like you there is everything.
I noticed that Pog's cadence on climbs has increased this year indeed. Especially compared to 2021/2022
>>142809333Did he get banned because of that shitty comparison?
Isn't it universally agreed that Pogacar is massively more talented than Vingegaard? And that if neither ever doped Pogacar would destroy him in every style?Then surely Vingegaard coming off a major injury, doing 6.85 for 41 min is much more suspicious than Pogacar doing 6.98 for 40 min?
>>142809333he has some weird autistic writing stylehe's probably a pro rider
>>142808820he's looking for someone with balls?
>>142809333what is torque in this context?
>>142809333Core device is sum sort of rectal thermometer?
>Pogacar ate a brownie on the rest day Gg its fucking finished for pogachuds. Can't believe he would be so unprofessional. The marginal losses will destroy him. Trust the week 3 plan Vismabros
>>142809485Match burnt
>>142809549kek, i love this meme
>>142808820why would remco go to visma though, he would never go to the tour again as long as vinge stays at visma. at least at bora he can replace roglic, who bora will be glad to get rid of because he just can't stop to crash himself out of grand tours
>>142808912he's obnoxious but when it comes to nutrition and dopage his schizo takes from like 2011 all came true so there is some weight behind his words
>>142804892Only the clinic. There's a lot of reddit style screaming if anyone mentions doping and the classic defence of le heckin gcn science in the road racing forum
The man, the myth, the legend
>>142809730based
>>142809730invite him herewe need real schizos here, not those fake "i once saw xanax in pharmacy" schizos we have here
>>142809775
>>142809788
>>142809788now we wait
this durian guy made a good point, when you are so skinny like jonas it's physiologically impossible for your body to produce the normal amount of testosterone. you need exogenous hormones and in larger dosage than TRT. some kind of therapeutic use exception may be involved here.
Voltabros..
>>142809861>STÜSSI
>>142809805>>142809809>>142809817And when he posts, anonymity will be eroded due to FLAG. We can report him to the UAE chief for a pat on the head.
>>142809788Based
>>142809775>This general deserves a better class of schizo. And I'm gonna give it to them
/cyc/ having their own personal insider to the best cyclist probably in history feels just right.
>>142809788p.s.Hello newfriends, I offer beginner 4chan tutorials, just pm me!
>>142809899He already said on the Clinic he's croatian
>>142810001
>>142810039
>>142810101damn imagine going through six packs a day, holy shit
>>1428101019 zigs when?
>>142810101Think I am going to learn German.After I get me French and Italian to C1 when spoken.
>>142810101Jan Ullrich has raunchy sex cigarettes with an animal?
>>142809091
>>142809788qrd?did pogi fall in a barrel of epo when he was a kid and then got picked by some rando cycling school in oberkrain?
>>142810215Don't want to be switching browsers so I'll censor myself but the deleted posts I have seen had "niklet" and "darkeys".
>>142810228just go through this and the thread before this
100% clean.
Hello, it's the real bertaczek here. Maybe some day I will take the direct flight to Ulaan Bataar.
>>142809730goddamn what a king>>142809788topkel
>>142810275To visit our dearly departed Autismbert's grave, no less
>>142810004Didn’t we see a croatian post here once
>>142810271Is Pogacar's new coach croatian? Asking for a bert
>>142810316Spanish
I've seen him use the term bald fraud before. Coincidence?
>>142809635He's also right about disc brakes on road bikes being the literal devil
>>142809788if a croatian flag pops up, you know it's him
Maybe he's a croatian not living in croatia. Could be anyone.
>>142809788Welcome Mou you legend
Rusbert went to the European part of the Soviet Union? They don't have internet there like in Asia?
>>142809788I have no idea why Nelson Mandela posts here, but it doesn't make sense posting these theories here if he wants exposure. Threads die after 16 hours and nobody reads the archive.
>>142810492>nobody reads the archivewronghow else you gonna pay attention if you miss a day?
>>142810492Do not check his twitter account lmao
Another Girmay stage win today?
>>142810622Yes
Nerds still squeaking with fake numbers. Fuck this I'm going swimming
>>142810648watt estimators have been legitimized by none other than vingo. It's all real
>>142810492it's nelson mandAla btw
>>142810619Yikes, I am literally shaking from all the badthink I see.
>>142810619>do not not check his twittercorrected, surely you meant that?
>>142810697I don't know what we've been theorizing besides rounder wheels, worm blood, primoz on obscure pain killers and calorie intake maxing.
>>142810726tapentadol is not obscure
>>142809567is bora even good enough though? they seem to be on rogla's level
>>142810726I don't think ANYONE here has ever theorized pogi being clean but poorly coached by a bald z2 fraud.Mou-sama may be lead here through false advertising and leave sorely disappointed
>>142810798B-but Ulle and Hessmann sind sauber.
>>142810811AYUSO the Betrayer
>>142810811what is this rat's fucking problem
>>142810811based
this guy is clearly friends with pog's inner circle, and possibly with pog himself. he's just lobbying for pog against the incompetent UAE management.
wind status today?
>>142810872bad weather protocol
Pogacar dopes coke from spermwhales oil.
https://x.com/As_Ciclismo/status/1813158197508677944UAE sisters?
>>142810889Jhonas Vingegaard is into opioumed amphetamine, he inhales it from his cellyphone when he calls. He's lately been adding currie and melange spinge to the mix, getting maxboosted lungs and fat calves in the process on the cheap.
Parti status?
>>142810889>>142810904
>>142810902Thank God Pogi got COVID a few weeks ago. Hopefully he's immune to whatever running around peloton
>>142810902Covid is just a smokescreenTheir bodies have been harvested during the rest day
>>142810811not surprising, reminder that Ayuso was at some point on the startlist for both Strade and LBL
>>142810215sp janny is out of control
>>142810215meanwhile trannies can cuckpost 24/7, starting to hate this board
Are they going to burn any matches today or just slurp?
Kek the r/peloton sisters are irritated by Mou discussion >>142810954I've had one ban and one warning in last few weeks and I've never posted schizo shit ever. Definitely an eager new jannyAnyway cyclisme
>>142810902/elite/bros, surely not again...
>Went shopping yesterday on my Boardman Hybrid (basically the Toyota Hylux of bikes).>Cycled along canal to the shop because I live in country.>As such, I was wearing sneakers, cargo pants and a short sleeved collared shirt... and big fuck-off heavy bass headphones... While as high as a kite.>With a full rucksack, I decide to to take the trail back to do a couple of sprints. However, after I overtook a few full-kit-wankers on expensive bikes, I decided to do the two hour rolleur route as I had nothing frozen in my rucksack. >While singing along to Cry Me A River. I was going at a solid training pace building to an interval sprint, but slowed down because there was a loose dog followed by a group of teenage girls by the car park getting ready for a hike. >When it gets to the part where Justin sings "Don't act like you don't know it" I wagged my finger at the dog while singing it to his confused but adorable face. >I continued to sing, hitting every note beautifully, and as I passed the teenage girls, they all cheered. >This actually happened. Am I basically the coolest person in /cyc/? There's definitely a benchmark that's been set.(I'm also missing this weekend to go to a festival in a car with my gf and another woman I've known for years for a 500 mile trip. I won't be doing any of the driving btw.)I am happy to hear about other cool stories you lot might have to tell.
>>142811062>and another woman I've known for yearsi hope you're bedding both of them?
>>142811062
>>142810811>>142810252why did he even get banned? i though he provided some info on substances being used and hint at how to properly mix theminstead he just shares bits of info on uae team and race energetics...
>everybody knows this is going to be a mass sprint slurperi don't think this wheelsucking doping slurp sport is for me
>>142811196>It's another "cyc has a mental breakdown on a weekday sprint stage" episode
>>142811176insulting his 'forum haters' a bit too much
>>142811176Have you ever posted on bulletin forums before? They basically invented jannie power trips years, years ago
>>142811219>>142811218sounds like a place worse then even r*****, god have mercy 'pon their souls
>>142811176you can't act uppity on username forums in 2024. meanies get shut down quick these days
>>142811176without having read a single thread there I assume arguing for pog being clean alone will have 20 people dogpile you. Gotta keep in mind these forums are frequented by old people only and boomers have their opinions set in stone and will never compromise
Lmao, get cucked
>>142810811not very surprising but fitting
>>142811375Fish is very veiny wow
>>142811391fresh batch on restday
>>142811375is this herpes?
>>142811375lip herpes bros?
>>142811375oumibros not like this
>>1428113910 bodyfat he dies outside of the tank
>>142811244Yes, all forums are now midwit (so parroting and half-informed, not seeking truth but status by acclamation and updoots) central, rife with guys who are convinced they are superior beings because they can perceive and go along the current zeitgeist.It is the eternal cycle of a hobby group, first it is very niche, then it slowly gets more autists in, then it slowly gets more organized, informed and specialized, then it starts seeping out to the wider public being this mysterious lore of knowers, then it starts attracting aspiring normies,then the normies start watering it down and adding irrelevant clutter,then they get janny posish,then they put their midwit ways through janny power,then they start being the majority,then they start puttingg down the old guard because they are being rude and backwards,then they push a CoC,then the process is virtually done and you are at reddit but separate and in PHP.
>>142809775Im a reformed benzo addict and currently a borderline tramadol addict. But I know nothing about cycling except for going to work on citybikes
>>142811418>>142811420The price of licking parts (not to be specified any further) of Ouimi.
>>142810254I also got banned for talking about Tour DuPont. And about a year ago I got banned for posting a screenshot of some black TdF fans which had le bad word for black people in the filename.Feels like there's a word filter in place and jannies sometimes (or always?) just ban without actually reading the posts.>>142811033Joao already said on Sunday he wasn't feeling good, 100% it's happening again.
>>142811375Did Pog and Remco? Looks like they did, judging by the lips.
>>142811121Couldn't possibly tell you, but as an aside, a player never spills his game.
>>142811479Yes they were rimming each other, it is known.
Sorry berts but I won't be able to wave a sign at the race today turns out I had to go somewhere last night and now I'm stuck there until the tour passes and the roads re open
>Euro ends>shitposts return>what givesFortunately I have now readjusted the flag filter.
>>142811467That tramadol addiction is tough. Was into that years ago. After a year and a half of daily abuse I quit by tapering off and felt out of it for three months
>>142811508
>>142811527>daily abusehow did you ever shit?
>>142811508its over this was the only thing to look forward to on this stage unironically
The amount of slurping today is gonna be huge
>>142811549Tramadol had an upper effect for me it's the other opiates that made me constipated. In retrospect it was a lighter mdma/mephedrone tier socially but with opiates waves of warmth, which made it the perfect drug. I remember having sleep troubles but no shit issues
>>142811561I'm pretty bummed about it because I'm moving away from Europe next month so this was the last opportunity for me to see the tour with my own eyes for several years
>>142811508hows prison?
>>142811467>benzo addictJust like Piccolo, no wonder he was caught.>>142811573Tramadol is special because it's not just an opioid but also a SNRI.
>>142811632aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Tour de France 2024 - Tadej Pogacar : "Jonas Vingegaard and Visma... they finally showed balls !"
cat not amused with the slurping
>>142811690Horsecatbros, we didn't get to drive up the hill.
>>142811688Considering how poorly that went and how much it backfired it'll be the last time they ever do that kek
>>142811659>>142811573yeah its basically like an anti-depressant or something I think, if I take like an oxy Ican be high as fuck, but low energy and gloomy, tramadol has a bit of that opioid magic but still makes it fun for me to do stuff, like being social or going for runs
>>142811700>ok Felix, maybe you could open the can now the, it's been already 45 minutes from the last one>my name's felis too btw
wheres some data autist to make me a number of sprinter stages in gts through the years
why does it seem it is always two candidates for the yellowwhen was the last time there was more competition?at least a serious threesome
>>142811744>when was the last time there was more competition?14 days ago
>>142811744never
>>142811737Exactly you have the comfortable pleasure of an opiod + you're very capable of doing physical labor and you'll do it with a smile on your face/you're very alert and can work a room very well sociallyvery vicious substance
>>142811744>two candidatesThat's rich, usually there's only one who blows out everyone else. Roglic-Poga was an execption in that regard
Are they gonna finish until tomorrow with slurping so much?
>>142811742If you could get me a db that has it broken down and ready to query, no problem.Not scraping that myself, at least not in the near future.
>>142811727is he texting minors?
>the tour is passing through my cityWelcome to Béziers friends, appreciate the médiéval architectures and dont mind the nafris.
>>142811739fat fucker really do be like this
>>142811810why are you shitposting here instead of cheering on the side of the road
>>142811700Kot should be happy that it's not suffering in Macedonia.
>>142811774there probably isnt anyhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2021/route/stage-profilesi'd probably list through years and count stages with less than 2000(?) vertical meters
>>142811527>>142811549>>142811573>>142811659>>142811737i took tramadol for a year because of really bad rheumatic arthritis but apart from the first time i took it (accidental 4x prescribed dosage) i never felt anything other than pain relief, and in the end it didn't really offer any pain relief anymore as well. i guess my receptors are wired differently, i quit cold turkey on that stuff and never felt like i had to take it again
Wonder if the Slovenian doper will do anything today
>>142811742chatgpt just made shit up, as per
>>142811866why would he do anything
>>142811826Im in vacation in the nord pas de Calais visiting my step family.
>>142811784Possibly the oldest city in FranceIt started as a Greek colony around 600BC like Marseille and it's hard to tell which one was the first>>142811810Beziers is nicer than it was 10 years ago honestly, at least the historical center
no idea if the data is correct but here it is
>>142811832https://www.procyclingstats.com/statistics/grandtours/nr-of-bunchsprintsJust have to pay for PCS Pro(tm)
>>142811877because doping has turned his brain into mush
>>142811895I’d say marseille is older just because of connection to sea
>>142811744we just had one before roglic crashed, what do you mean?
>>142811866he's gonna sprint again for sure
>Girmay taking the piss on the re*orterbased blackman
>>142811918Maybe the Orb river was enough for ships to reach the site of Beziers idkAnd there's Agde nearby, also a Greek colony, which is a bit younger than Beziers despite the fact that it's by the seaMost people roll with Marseille as being the oldest though
>>142811936lets hope he sprints off a cliff
Huge day for Eritrean cycling!
>>142811997
>>142812019Kek
FUCKING DO SOMETHING YOU FUCKING FRAUDYOU GET PAID TO GIVE US ENTERTAINMENT GO IN A FUCKING BREAK NOW
Christian vande velde says Matteo 7.2 w/kg for 14 minutes last stage
>>142812048they decided to have 2 rest day every week instead of 1
You can't break 4 minutes for a mile. Not humanly possible
>>142811978comfy location for a colony, might have been the first afterall
>>142812054primary estimators have him at less eW/kg but then again jorgenson is heavier than the e >>142800251
>>142812048>3 literal whos attack>2 dwindling minutes on peloton>get caught without a fight 10km from the finish linesuch entertainment
she looks finished
>>142812099The tour always has the best breaks was assured to me multiple times this year
>>142812145one might even say, defeated
no sprint stages next year inshallahall flat stages are banned
Global warming is real. We’re doomed. What’s their excuse now?
>>142812145this is a disaster for marlenberts dygertbros however feast
>>142812153this just do a tour des alpes instead of france
>>142812153>Mads stops being fast man >BAN ALL SPRINTS
climbtards stay losing, i'll just tune in for the last 5kms and enjoy the horse race
ynr Pierre Rolland
>>142809167yes, it's truly a mystery how a guy that gets hired by Sky because he makes a ton of power but is fat, and then actually gets a coach and loses 20kg becomes a great cyclist
Check what global means subhuman
>>142812183the intended way of watching a flat stage
>>142812153>>142812171you can still root for othersen guys
POGIdOPInGCoincidence? I think not
>remember that the TDF start in Lille next year with a sprint stage
>>142812221
>>142812221you can take pogi out of doping, but not doping out of pogi
>>142812171he ever was the fastest man?
>>142812221you're on to something here
>>142812255Did you hear me say that?
>>142812158Eastern Europe (that includes Austria) stealing all the heat.
>>142809788King MOU(se)Long live king squeaker
Considering the slurp, how would you make sprint stages more exciting?
>>142812281Golden KM every 10k
>>142812281They slurp here so the transition stages aren’t that slurpy (hopefully)
>>142812281danish studio just talked about thisTDF gotta do like the Giro and Vuelta where there is hills 15-10 km from the finish that are not too hard and not too easy so the sprinters actually has to try
>>142812289even two throughout the stage would make it chaotic
>>142812281monster prizes for breakaway wins
>>142812281add wind
>>142812158now do the last 20 years>what is el nino
>>142812281no doping control for stage winner from breakaway
>>142812281Invite pro tour shitters for single stages. And sponsors should bully their teams to show up in a break.
>>142812281Mandatory speed limit, if you go slower, you are out
>>142812281You can't unless you turn the stage into a points race with sprints every 20 km or so.
>commentators saying you shouldn't boo the athletes
>>142812384no fun allowed
How about state enforced breaks. Every team gets to send one rider. They start with a 2 minute gap.
>>142812281jumps
>>142812281Just make it a 1KM stage and let everyone go home
watching tdf on a "bathroom break"
>>142812433>nobody rideswat nou
Honestly they should remove sprint stages and make them baroudeurs stages. This stage for exemple there are a lot of hills they could have taken to make things more interesting
>>142812281more rampas
can someone explain the sheer insanity of Visma hiring benji and lanterne rouge as DS?
So they basically have two rest days
>>142812477only the Patrick lad is a DS
>>142812458yellow card
>>142812459>>142812492yes thats the point they are easy semi recovery days for most of the peloton so riders are fresher on the hard days so we get more action which is why we can't replace them with hilly stages.
>>142812477Benji is a consultant at Lotto
miss, sit on my face
>>142812158it's called climate change now, bigot
Stages ended in a bunch sprint
Ok, this is the end of bertaczek posting for me. I'm arriving in Vídeň. I thought that Gradec was in Slovenia, but as Štýrský Hradec served by CD it must be in Czechia. Someday I will take the train all the way to Praha.
>>142812521i mean, put some hilly stage and let the breakaway go to 15min
>>142812533What are you doing in vienna?
>>142812533>Štýrský HradecThat's Graz my bert, from "Styria"
>>142812521i'm glad the shitters from cofidis will be fresh for the alps
>>142812549Kek
>>142812536the stage would not be any more exciting because everyone would just still do nothing, just how it is. I don't get the breakaway angle either because it still does not make the stage worth watching before 5-10 km from the finish. Just don't watch this simple as
>>142812281Make it a 50km criterium with only the sprinters competing, everyone else gets the day off.
>>142812541schnitzel
>>142812541Just killing some hours until the sleeper train departs. It's fucking hot in Austria.
>>142812582this but 5km
What did he do?
>>142812595Seat sniffing.
>>142812158You know temperature vary from a region to another and the stages are never the same ? Stupid comparison.
"On Sunday you guys gave the best performance you've ever done. It gets people talking and the question comes up every single year. What's your answer to those who are starting to say things now?""I haven't had any questions yet, so this is the first. I don't know what exactly you want to ask?" Pogacar began."It's the same every year, every time you do well, people will always ask the same questions?," added the TV 2 Sports reporter, before the UAE team's press manager tried to interrupt the interview: "Okay, we're going to registration now. "However, Tadej Pogacar himself gave signs that he would like to answer the question."It's normal that we go faster year after year as the sport develops. More money comes into the sport, which develops it. It's good to see us go faster.""We drive faster on the flat stages, in the classics and on the climbs. All teams push each other to deliver better performances. The result is that we drive faster," says Pogacar.On Monday's rest day, several media tried to ask doping-related questions to Tadej Pogacar, but the press manager chose not to accept the written questions at the press conference, where the journalists could enter their questions via the Zoom platform.
>>142812594nah would actually be cool, you would get some of the weaker sprinters going for a breakaway with the stronger ones having to chase and catch
>>142812533Willkommen in Wien
>>142812494>>142812522HOWthese guys make shitty youtubes that have no insight
Why does he wear the mask?
>>142812595he probably committed mass rape by looking at the riders instead of looking at the floor all the time
I'd rather watch tdf femmes than this stage
>>142812698they watch every race and pay attention that's whyattentionpayers are in high demand in this ciclismo economy
>>142812704Aero innit? The broadcast director should play the eagle sound effect they use during heli shots in the mountains everytime Greenways is filmed wearing that silly thing. Missed opportunity otherwise.
>>142812726or apply BANE voice filter
it's like jewish caricature
>>142812615Are bitch ass journalists common in Europe? Why don't they ask directly if a rider is doping? What would happen if a journalist threw a curve and asked a question that wasn't previously submitted?
>>142812736or a parrot voice filter
>>142812754both in price and appearance
that's a lot of unrelated food talk right now, guy's been going on about his duck breast for a while now
>>142812754Even his helmet resembles a cockatoo
Worst view of the whole tour
>>142812756Yes and we hate journos here in general. That being said he would get thrown out and the question would not get an answer or any attention.For live questions all teams have handlers for their riders as evident in this post. If a journo asks anything even remotely correlated to doping the handler cuts him off as you can see
If Jacobsen was here today would he get dropped?
>>142812756They would day they are clean and you should trust them.That they wouldn't take anything their daughter wouldn't take.That it's the nutrition, training and altitude camps.
>>142812834Yes if they choose to answer a doping question you always get the same bullshit answers but usually they don't even address it innit
>>142812823You would in no circumstance get a good answer anyway. Like one of the would "damn you caught me, it's true"
>>142812832he would be dropped at Mas de Cornon
I need to wash my bike and fix the gearing... without a mount
>>142812754Why at this point not wear a full aero helmet that completely covers your fat not aero face?
>>142812863>fix the gearing... without a mountjust set it up-side-down?
>>142812765> also suited for asian ridersWhat do they mean by this? That not all humans are equal? Do I smell racismo? Replace it by negro and see what happens
>>142812863Just turn it upside down
riders deserve to be booed at after today
>>142812863don't you guys have community workshops where you can have access to bike stands?
>>142812921thiswhere's that chips guygive him some tomatoes or something
sneed
>>142812936I hear he got arrested, don't know how long they kept him in the nick
AI river
>>142812756The teams and the riders stop talking to anyone asking doping questions. It's quite childish.
>pont du diable, home
better cinematography than hobbit move gopro river scene
>>142812886maybe some got such flat and small noses they got problems with wearing sunglasses?
>>142812986I swim there sometimesAI is out of control I never realized it was fake water
>>142812980just for him to sleep it offUAE and Visma didnt want to do anything about it so they let him go
aight just churned inwhat have i missed
>>142813009nothing
>>142811901>Upward trendTour 2035 gonna be so nice with grandpa Mark "Netflix" Cav bagging 7 wins, leaving 10 for Disaster Man
These are my training roads bert, say something nice about them
>>142813009a big load of absolutely nothing
>>142813027Comfy scenery. If a little too warm for me.
Drip, drip from the tap don't slip on the drip
>>1428130272/10 pointy castle ruins
>>142813027LANGUEDOC LANGUEDOC LANGUEDOC LANGUEDOC
>>142813027Ugly and dull. Bet the asphalt is grainy. And has ruts. The paint surely comes off. And it all stinks bad.
>>142813027somewhere out there is a bert taking photo of his gr*v*l bike
>>142813027soulless
>>142813027pretty high traffic I reckon
>>142813086at least it's not some goober taking a photo of his fatbike in the snow, without actually being able to ride it
>CBS presenters arguing about the value of the sports director and saying theyre lazyLmao
>>142813086Or worse
>>142813086How did you know
>dietary fat makes you fatI wish also still lived in the 19th century
>>142813129based take
bertsisters our response?
lmao they got peter siddle in the commentary booth saying he preferred cycling to cricket
>>142813189he's a fat gay dude, nothing lost there
Based Zimmermann
>>142812999that's an incredibly racist thing to say. They are not different than us
>>142813165what do they mean with dietary fat? just regular fat that you ingest by eating food?
>>142813138you will remount the tires so that the text is exactly on same position on both wheels
>>142813213Kek, I'm rocking a alu bike from 2016, obviously I don't care about cycling fashion
>>142813189Nice I can immediately translate the sentence just guessing words that sound similar in German and knowing fiets, kijken and op from /cyc/ exposure (videos, dutch articles)
>>142813189ik ook
>>142813189we hebben een serieus probleem
>>142813086****** tards really do
I love her
I will now enjoy a delicious and refreshing slice of melon
>Viols-le-Fort
>>142813293Don't forget to count the calories
I think Gachi gonna win today
>slurp stage after rest day to ensure the riders dopage is thoroughly mixed into their bloodstream
Pic Saint-LoupIconic local mountain
>>142813362You like that, huh?
>>142813366perfect for dopichud
fixing my neighbors bike for free instead of watching this slurper of a stage or doing this slurper of a freelance job
Based Alpecin doing a town sign sprint
>>142813376I couldn't find that wine btw so I am stuck drinking picpoul de pinet sloppa
>>142813366noooo our riders will miss cut if it isn't flat
The only good thing about that stage is that now I get some training roads brand new
>>142813315>jayvineturn.webm
Berts, what is the best glove for someone with nerve pain in the hands
>>142813424There's some fine picpoul out there, as always with wine you can have massive quality differences from a parcel to anotherPic Saint-Loup is good but I prefer Grange des Peres when it comes to local redClairette d'Adissan is a top tier white from here
>>142811843The opioid effects of tramadol are produced by a metabolite (desmetramadol). Tramadol is metabolized to desmetramadol by the enzyme CYP2D6 and the effectiveness of this metabolism can significantly vary between people. Maybe you're a poor metabolizer.Also the dose for pain relief isn't exactly the same as the dose for a strong high and the therapeutic dose is obviously based on the former.>in the end it didn't really offer any pain relief anymoreYou develop tolerance to opioids if you take them regularly, normally your doctor would increase the prescribed dosage over time.Though with tramadol this isn't possible to the same extent as with other opioids. Since it's also a SNRI it can give you seizures and other nasty side effects if you increase the dose too far. So you would change to a different opioid at that point.
>>142813276she's mine
>>142813466t.
>>142813376with a ruined cute little church at the top
>>142803008I'm fully convinced Froome is as good as at his peak or even better, but even Romanian shitters are so baldoped nowadays that he doesn't stand a chance anymore.
>>142813276Looks like tadej with tits
>>142813526not really
>>142813506there are worse-looking fellas out there
>>142813526>Korean ability to tell the difference between white people
>>142803008Why climbers improve so much but there’s still Sir Mark Cavendish who beats young shitters?
>>142813558I mean, she's with Taylor Phiney iirc
>>142813563racecraft, surfing through slipstreams, is a learned skill and he's one of the best
>>142813563sprinters peak later
>>142813558He's pretty mid
>>142813276Praise the Lord
>>142813578I am Taylor Phinney
>>142813452>using gloves
>>142813452stop being soft
>>142813331Wankermelon am I right? Phwoar I would inseminate her.
superman?
>>142813452try this you big baby
can i wake up yet or should i continue to sleep?
>>142813599The commitment to do this in 35 degree weather
Why the Volta a Catalunya isn't a foregone conclusion for Tadej Pogačar
>>142813703you can nap for almost another hour
2x30 min at 260 watt. One of my favourite sessions at the moment but it's hard fuelling, you need to pop gels middle of first block I found today. 2nd hurt, indication I'm no longer using glycogen and oxygen as efficiently because it's empty. Going off a 285w ftp to be safe, I always underestimate ftp by around 10 watts as I have tendency to overtrain. Rest tomorrow then assassinating poogacunt on Thursday (joke).
Wish we could turn back time To the good old days
>>142813727Baby watts
Kinda hoping end of this blocks I'm officially part of the 300 squad again, but I'm not sure if I'll test. Current ftp estimation of 290-295 seems bang on but I don't doubt I'll find another 5-10 watts after this block. I think I'll retest end of August. Cheeky birthday ftp test.
>>142813462yes, i changed to tillidin, took that for another half year or so before going off pain meds altogether and just dealing with the pain. the arthritis is under control now so i'm not into too much pain anymore anyway
>>1428137582 months back on the bike nearly 3. I'm glad where I am considering where I started. Post your watts.
>>142813773>290-295have you checked your testosterone levels?
>>142813793tfw your FTP is my zone 5
Tiger balm on the armpits and the balls to make this afternoon bearable
we wuz romanz
paypigbros, my new p*rchase just arrived...
>>142813915tell us more, bert
>ever producing anything below 350w
backpacking
w*man moment
>>142813719nice piggy feetwhere's my dude moho btw? slurping as usual? haven't seen him abandon just yet
Why has that total guy been dangling at the back for ten minutes now
>>142813945Kek our commentator is going off about it
>>142813942but if you turn around theres a highway and a big hotel
>>142813680Yeah it's a pun hero/Hérault (département), pronounced the same in French.
>>142813979you'd be surprised
>>142813979taken facing the other way
>flip flop invented by phillippe phlopkek
>>142813942>>142814024lovely, beware of the cougars
>>142814016heh that's actually pretty clever
>>142814024you can see my tent down in the bottom right
>>142814024hope you are ready to drink you own piss theni would not trust the lake, might be radioactive
>tfw not being attaqued by a thirsty cougar
Nice to see de Lies family turned up to watch
>>142814024very nice.where is it, cali?
>>142814037>beware of the cougarsIrebert will take care of them haha
why can't women do 3 weeks tours?
>>142814063yeah, up in the sierra around 2800m high
>>142814069Have you seen the abysmal quality of them doing 7 days?They can barely reel in any breakaway
>>142814064yes, true, but he's currently in Belgium winning BIG national level races
do they get some prize or extra for just riding in a breakaway for a whie like Gachingnard is doing right now?t. obvious thirdie (week) tourist here
>>142814069Too much gap between the top and the bottom riders, most of them would be hors délai, and there would be like 20 of them in Paris.
>>142814111Pat on the back from the sponsors.
>>142814088I've never seen a womens race
>>142814111sponsors might get you a sandwich and a soft drink
>>142813727Do you ever increase the duration from 2x30min? I bet you could easily increase to, say, 2x35min in a week.
i have icecream
>>142813942beautiful
>>142814111it could yield him a super combatif prize for the stage. it's worth 2k euro
>>142813976
>Larry Warbasse: "yeah, uh, we're not doping"
>So far no GC favourite had to abandon this Tour...well maybe Vlasovkinda rude from the commentators
this is a bit of boring stage
Sorry guys, back now. So much slurpage i had to excuse myself and take a big ol stinky tejay in the toilet
>>142814240a bit he says
>>142814240Slurpáge setup post rest day
>done with work >5 pm, nice time to catch the finale>Turn on telly>40km to go stillFucking slurpers
>>142814111Handshake and a leftover baguette
All this for a race ending chute brutale at the end
love commentators discussing the rounder wheels these days
>>142814270The slurpage is eating into my evening ride time
>>142814270its another 45 minutes or so, this is ridiculous
>>142814302>watching this slurpage instead of riding your bikeWhat velogoombling does to a fine bert
When was the last time there was an actual exciting breakaway?
>>142814322stage 1
>>142814316 I am already invested
>>142814322when are KUSS sepp won at the observatory
>>142814322Stage 1 of this year, but that was lumpy. The last exciting flat breakaway that wasn't an echelon was when that car swiped hoogerland
>>142814316>Goomblers>Watching racesLmao they just check pcs livetracker then ragepost here if they see a negative update on their picks
>>142814322Stage 1 and then stage 12 [spoiler]of the Giro[/spoiler]
>>142814322Gall vs Yates vs Bilbao with Vingegaard getting blocked by a car trying to gain on them
>>142814218>tfw he never left, still there with a spirit
The last thing I'll say for those who think Wout won't win today, the cynics and the sceptics, I'm sorry for you. I'm sorry you can't dream big and don't believe in miracles
Belgian berts, my brothers, they have started repairing another BIG part of my home roads with new surface.I am leaving you behind
>>142814372>takes the barrier side and gets blocked by Gaviria in his path (in your path)
>>142814170they put you on a low dose for the first week or two, see how it affects you. if you can only do 20 hours a week when manic, you might get 10-15 hours but be able do to it high or low
>Still 32 km left of this semen
>>142814382The hope before some Romanian truck drivers start using it as an escape road and completely destroy it in a matter of 2 months
I wonder, do they repair punctured wheels in the car just in case?
>>142814114As Henri intended.
Nice stage tomorrow down in Italy>41 km
>>142804145BASED
>>142814428should be ITT
>>142814428made for WIDAR Jarno
chute banale, kek
that was a funny fakeout replay.
that wasn't even him kek
>uno-xkekek
kek
what the fuck
shut uppppppppp Anders
>uNO-x
what the FUCK is going on with uno-x holy shit almost car collision brutale
DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH NORWEGIANS?!
wew that could have a been a bad crash
Uno X found the roglic stash
even the team car drivers are poppin tramadol it seems
i was sort of half paying attention and i thought i was hallucinating
>>142814505Driver doped up on tramadol
someone have a replay of that?
the australian lady broadcaster just said sex instead of six
>>142814521teehee
TV TIME BABY
rusbertbros?
>>142814515all of them are>waerenskjold slipping out of the corner when Kulset is already crashed by the roadOpium rest day was a success
Can't wait for the inevitable 2out special
Le slourpage should be prés que over, time to tune in
>>142814554you're in for a rude awakening
Doctor once prescribed me tramadol for very sore throat(max out on NSAIDs). Didn't feel any different being on it, other than less pain. Couldn't cum in my wife at all though.
>>142814428>Mandatory stage in France>41 km to troll them
>>142814550>witness meeee
>>142814550
UNO X planes ready to get deployed
this Kulset nepo baby is pure comedic relief
>>142814550burgeresque
Do I still have time for a quick shower?
Didn't know you were allowed to cut through roundabouts
>>142814550What the, excuse my foul language, blooming heck.
>>142814578They do have a Big Guy on the team...
>>142814550what the fuck
>UNO-X planes
>>142814581
>>142814550No worry, the medic car was just there.
>>142814581ridiculous
>>142814581>>142814606>UNO-X fine 50000 CHF for being mentally retarded
>>142814571Proof Jonas is clean
>kulset (20 years old) already engaged was over before it ever began RIP
>>142814581his right shoe came undone too kek
>UNO-ACK
>>142814550qrd?
>>142814550>>142814581>>142814606And a blue moustache to top it off. It seems like our scandinavian friends are slowly losing it in the summer heat of southern France.
>>142814631too much karsk for the driver
>>142814571you need to mix it with alcohol.t. knower
>>142814631A roundabout, a rotary and a traffic circle are all, with certain distinctions between them, a type of circular intersection or junction in which road traffic is permitted to flow in one direction around a central island, and priority is typically given to traffic already in the junction.
my boy Remco never misses a chance to seethe
>>142814571>Couldn't cum in my wife at all though.Please keep it cyc, please
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
what was the point of this team
>”the hell do you think you’re doing? The fuck?”NBC broadcast has been all over the place today, arguing with each other, swearing, talking about bottled water… Good television
lol bob roll on the hot mic saying “FUCK”
>>142814619how did he cum in his wife though? and rog too?
>>142814653pure, unfiltered manlet rage
>>142814653what a retarded place to stand though
>France has 40k+ roundaboutsI'm surprised this sort of shenanigans isn't happening more often desu.
>>142814653
>>142814653when will they learn
Thanks heli-camera. Very cool.
>>142814653But that's not Remco its one of his hjaelpers
Thomas Giganerd. Is this guy the twitter squeaker?
>>142814653he is so tiny
>>142814653is remco Italian? perhaps it's Italian fans?
>>142814691Remco is waving his arm right behind the first guy
>>142814691he's in the back of Lampaert doing his best Italian impression
A Mezgec lead-out into absolute no mans land incoming
>>142814694>standing next to ganna and tarlingeverybody would look tiny next to these giants
>>142814666My boy chris horner woulda feasted on today's stage.
who’s ready to get BLACKED?
>>142814663Küng training for 4th place finish in the Olympics
>>142814663Humiliation for lenny martinez
somebody tell dsm fatkbosen is no longer with them
>>142814717Kung is in this tdf? No way
>>142814653Most important contribution from Yves the entire tour. Glad they went with him.
>>142814731John Beton Degenkolb will win
we might see a crash with all those roundabouts towards the end
>>142814731They still have John Beton and Eekhoff
>>142802937New thread when
Ive seen enough
>>142814694
Pogi at the back
god damn that finale looks retarded atleast one big chute guaranteed
we need a high profile crash to redeem this dogshit stage
dubs and bini chutes and abandons
Will Jonas hjaelp today?
CAM AN CAVENDISH WIN A FACKAN STAGE
dubs and the doper crashes
>>142814810no
interesting tactic by UAE
>>142814811Stupid AI slop poster
>>142814785>>142814784Rolling for the Slovenian dopeur
>>142814820they know what's coming
did I miss anything?
>>142814810>Jonas >hjaelp>ever
you didn't hear it from me but there will be sprinters trying to cause a crash just so they don't have to go over the mountains
>>142814831uno-x shenanigans (webms above)
>>142814810lmao
calling a 2nd place Wout today.
>>142814810kek
I've seen enough, Ackermann wins today (these dubs confirm it)
Kill sprinter stages. Behead sprinter stages. Roundhouse kick sprinter stages into the concrete. Slam dunk sprinter stage into the trashcan. Crucify filthy sprinter stages. Defecate in an sprinter stages food. Launch sprinter stages into the sun. Stir fry sprinter stages in a wok. Toss sprinter stages into active volcanoes. Urinate into an sprinter stages gas tank. Judo throw sprinter stages into a wood chipper. Twist sprinter stages heads off. Report sprinter stages to the IRS. Karate chop sprinter stages in half. Curb stomp pregnant sprinter stages. Trap sprinter stages in quicksand. Crush sprinter stages in the trash compactor. Liquefy sprinter stages in a vat of acid. Eat sprinter stages. Dissect sprinter stages. Exterminate sprinter stages in the gas chamber. Stomp sprinter stages skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate sprinter stages in the oven. Lobotomize sprinter stages. Mandatory abortions for sprinter stages. Grind sprinter stages fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown sprinter stages in fried chicken grease. Vaporize sprinter stages with a ray gun. Kick old sprinter stages down the stairs. Feed sprinter stages to alligators. Slice sprinter stages with a katana.
doubles and coquard wins
i've placed a cheeky bet on cav, this is basically his last ever chance to win a stage
Easy uno x victory fellow cycling enthusiasts
cute grill on the ledge with great legs man
>>142814856Actually you got singles but my doubles say that De Lie wins
>>142814861nobody even tries to escape it's fucking pathetic
>>142814861still hoping for a chute. blood for the blood gods
>>142814864gambling is haram
rolling for Fraud Bennett
now begins the corner work
>>142814861
Rolling for POPPEL
>>142814872muh top ten result is better for the sponsor
I kinda miss retarded Cavagna attacks on these kindof stages. Atleast he tried something different.
>>142814861Based moderate.
boys about to get denz'd
YOU ARE ALL SHIT AT THISRollin 4 PACKERMANN
looks like oz this tree lined street
>>142814876i am a sinful man
Nervous as fuck, CHUTE soon
ACKERMANN>ACKERMANNACKERMANN>ACKERMANNACKERMANN>ACKERMANNACKERMANN>ACKERMANNACKERMANN>ACKERMANNACKERMANN>ACKERMANNACKERMANN>ACKERMANN
It feels tropical here.And I feel weak.
>>142814911true
Fuck itCheeky roll for Cees Boll
Stier will win, Rusbert will kneel
ACK-erman
holy fuck ackermann looks strong today, he got this
Alright I'm here. If Girmay wins I will try to beat a power pr after the stage. If Wout wins I will do the same minus ice cream.
bini wisn!
>>142814944oh-oh
wide road is nervous
>>142814944uuuuhhhhhh......
>>142814959nope he chuted
CHUTE NIBBA
racism wins
GIRMAY DOWN
CHUTE GIRMAYGOD BLESS
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Dubs for Wout chute
>>142814802WHT DID YOU DO YOU RACIST
Girmay BTFO
AFRICA C H U T E
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALMAOLMAO>Verification not required.
GRUG IS GOING TO GO THERMONUCLEAR
CHUTE DE AFRICA
my stream is so far behind stop spoiling shit
>>142814990hehe nothing personal kiddo
easy win for Jappe
kek van den berg againchute merchant
FUCK PHILIPSEN
Close, nice sprint
>>142814997Um.... that's racist
green jersey fight is back on
elite lead-out by Matje again
FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good looking trees french bros. Did you plant those for the Germans to march in the shade? jk, seriously what is the tree name? I've never seen a tree like that
WHITE BROTHERSDO WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE?
grug masterclass
Uno fucking x every time trying to do a 5km leadout. Braindead
RELEGATED
binion nigray
Racism wins
Roothooft smile restored
we were even denied a proper sprint jesus christ
RAPPE JAPPE LFGPoor Bini though he didn’t deserve that
white mans sport afterall
boring
>>142815025https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platane
>Basedhaus second
>>142815025How long are you stationed for?
>>142815020tactically perfect but looked weakselling his olympics stakes rn
we are so back racistbros
THE WHITEMAN MARCHES ON
are they drinking mana potions
kek pogacar did a photo finish
>>142815054we never left
top lads
>W*ut fifthkwab
>slurper stage>slurper sprint what a shitshow
>>142815032please fucking stop
>>142815060no one cares
>>142815053What even is the correct coin for the Olympics?
>>142815063where jonas
coquard is so laughably slow
>collective heartbreak
>wout "ik heb al genoeg tweede plaatsen" van aert
>>142815083kek, who said that?
>>142815067kys, mutant aaahaha
>>142815072I do and I wanted to say it
It's a white boy summer
poor dear QUINN sean got tangled in mess created by g1rmeye
oh, the stage is over? didn't watch any of it. not like i give a shit.
top 10
>>142815075W*UT
>Girmay 376 points>Jasper 344 pointswe gonna see some fuckery the coming stages
>>142815063I MUST BE A CLOWN AT EVERY SECOND EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME
>>142815107inb4 Girmay DNS
>someone had a blue moustache>one guy stopped early to take a pee >rider who lost his balance when getting up on a new bike>someone took the wrong exit in a roundaboutSo these were the highlights of this 4-5 hour sporting event. Thrilling stuff.
>>142815092Rob Hatch I believe
philipsen one tdf away from overtaking >WOUTin wins
>>142815107I hope the negro gets the green, I hate jappe
>>142815113>no fun allowed
This thing weighs 220g in S. Imagine how much faster Pogi could have been without it.
waar mads hè???I was informed he would win
Watched this whole stage could've just read a headline tomorrow and know the same thing, what a fucking waste of time
who will get it next
>>142815122>someone had a blue moustacheCort is not a "someone" you filthy swedish pig
>>142815122>watching more than last 10km of sprint stage
>>142815107No sprints left but if they both have to go in breakaways Sagan/Matthews style would be a fun dynamic
>>142815139>cycling summed up
>>142815025Plane trees in EnglishThey are enormous along the roads of my village, encroaching on the road you feel the roots under the asphalt I hope they won't be mercilessly cut down when they will eventually mess with the road too muchPic rel a big one in a village squareI think I heard they were ordered to be planted by Napoleon
>>142815107Yeah lets hope for some intermediate sprint kino
>>142815113success breeds jealousy
>>142815122I had a nap. Dreaming about summer nights in southern france.
>>142815150for sure Alpecin will do all they can to win the green jersey now
>crash obscured by trees
I love de lie interviews on sporza. he always says he is happy and whenever some chaos happened he says "it's a sprint" and smiles
>German cucks asking everyone about Girmay
>>142815107some of these point locations the coming days are brutal
>>142815141UNO-X will be sponsored by a CHYNIZE company for like a decade or somehting right?
>>142815205the next 3 stages has pretty straight forward sprint locations
Marijn x Bini fight caused the chute
>>142815206no they will be riding ridley bikes for 10 years, the belgian brand that lotto used to ride with
>>142815196>I was should to shoulder with another manzesty
>>142815196>he always says he is happy and whenever some chaos happened he says "it's a sprint" and smilesjust liek me :3
>>142815174pogster is proof succes breeds retardation bro
Abrahamsen headbutted someoneanyone got a webm?
>>142815206Astana is being taken over by a chinese parts manufacturer
I want Jappe to win not because of racism, but because I can't stand the Netflix pushed narrative that Jappe is more reckless than your average sprinter. It was hilarious watching some people treat Groenewegen as a hero of clean sprinting after he beat Jappe in week 1.
I want Jappe to win because of racism
>>142814666And even at its messiest it’s still a boring as fuck production. Bob Roll getting butthurt over this and that is kinda amusing at least. I think I heard him say that some fan was trying to get into their commentators booth lol
>>142815241president xi settling for cycling after the soccer didn't work out T_T
why is belgium so overrpowered at cycling?
>>142815269kek yeah it's stupid that the media hates jappe but hails cav and greenstreets
>>142815294national sport i guess
>Fuck that darkiewow there Marijn easy on the racism
>>142815269It's actually insane how much of a villain he has become
>>142815302belgium sounds cozy
I am happy to report, my big nose is not as big as that of Ackerman. So I got that going for me.
>>142815343just stay the fuck away from Brussel
>>142815276even the birds are migrating from sprinter stages
Friendly reminder that this years winner will have a huge asterisk next to his name, because REAL Tour de Frances end in Paris! Congratulation to the neger that wins this year Florence - Nice race, that happens to have the scale of a grand tour.
>>142815367cope and seethe
>>142815343until you see their roads
new thread >>142815363new thread >>142815363new thread >>142815363
>>142815136Such an ugly helmet
>>142815340normies here really hate him, maxim to now we have the stupidest people why can’t they be humble losers like are Wout
>>142815356lots of big beurette bunda there though
>>142815356you can't cycle in brussels
>>142815411bewbs
>>142815411plapp
>>142815424you can tho
>>142815367>girmay confirmed winner
