Heemviously >>142820926
EFF YOU TOO!!!!
>thanks for 'avin' me on Michael, things 'ave been a bit quiet round the Aspinall house since the Curtis fight I needed summat to doSOON
has whittman been dropped by the 3 lions?pretty sure rose isnt with him anymore what about garth and usmeng?
>>142833204Name a better coach
>>142833204They had Southgate but he's just resigned
>>142832854
>>142829510How many incredibly tight, pink, hairy Japanese pussies has Bob Sapp destroyed and bred with his massive bbc?
Why's the monkey getting lippy
>>142833367actual monkeys are cuter than finnish ppl
>>142833360Sapp is a homosexual
>>142833381Is this one of your family members?
>>142833381Follow your own advice, besides beachvolley babes like Hiemer brazilians look like Cyborg, Nunes Wanderlei or Moicano. Your simian fetish might explain plenty
>>142833204He was at Max vs Garth and flew to Abu Schaubi for Usmeng vs Khamzat.
>>142833204>>142833499Yea he's still coaching Garth and Marty, on Rose dropped him at the behest of her groomer
Massive hot dog recall rn
>>142833538*only
>>142833381Ace Chandler stuns in new video
heemever forgetch
Tony is a good win
>enters the thread
Death to the fighting nerds
Hmmm, let's see what fights are happening for this weekend's ufc card. Can't be worse than the namajunas slopcard last weekend>checks card
Chama!
>>142834034Frickin' Chama™!
>>142834030hope you have an airtag on your wallet, b
>>142834034
Fart!
>>142834074Didn't seem so bad des u more of a Dricus type than an Adesanya I think he was from Blood Diamond country had one of them sing song accents
>>142834030Around HapsNo concentration lapse
This version of Conor, intellectually, analytically, is the best Conor ever. I've known him for 30 years, the Brzezinski's have known him 30 years. And if you don't believe that, eff you!
>>142834325
conor bonor bo bonor fe fi fo fonor conor
>>142834520Oh my Sweden, is that THE Chris Brown what the heckin' frick
Josh Emmett and it's not even close
they're making a movie out of this gigajuiced kurt angle + the rock's lovechild, was he any good during his time?
>>142834700his brother Nick was better
>>142834700It has Bas in it so I'm going to watch it unlike Roadhouse
>>142834700He looked great against complete unknown japanese men.
Heem II
If Conor was hanging out drinking and doing coke at my house I'd tell him to put a fuckin shirt on. Trashy fuckwit methhead vibes
Buday vs arlovski was foty
It'll never not be funny that Yan fucked over his legacy completely with that illegal knee He would have had 2 or 3 title defenses before getting MerabedAll he had to do was not cheat
Smiff is more of a man tgan aljamima sterling
>>142834884Yan was dealing with next level n fatigue, I can't really blame him.
>>142834700Only know him from the Fujita fight and the chin to eye submission. Seems like a kino can crusher for this era.
Yan? Future champ.
>>142834884I had $200 on Yan to win the fight he got DQ’d and that was probably the most angry I’ve ever been watching a sporting event
ONE on FridayTOP DOG 30 and Jake Paul vs Mike Perry SaturdaySuper RIZIN Sunday morning
>>142835007Splendid news
>>142833381new addition to the Chandler family everyone! Welcome Bubba!!
SCHAUB TUAH
>>142835007My local casino is showing Paul vs Perry lol. I couldn’t care less but I’m gonna go to see what breed of broccoli haired zoomer shows up for a Jake Paul “fight”
Jake will absolutely tool on Mike.
Heeeem
>>142835218Laffed hard at the piñata one
>>142835218Gurucels will claim this is a montage of homosexual behavior
>Ahhh, ahhh, Curtis, ahhh, oooo, yes, Curtis, YES! Yeah I'm gonna fucking cumSOON
UFC on ESPN: Lemos vs. Jandiroba
Thanks dana
>>142833204Garth was essentially adopted by shitman.
>>142833381Based ace poster.
I am ashamed and disappointed in the racism being displayed here, today.
>>142835455gain some testosterone and you'll get over it
>>142835337lol gay ass niggapicrel btw
>>142835495'aid 'o
dana betrayed us
why does it feel like belal is gonna win? has memes become real again?
>>142835553Zero chance a palestinian wins.
It’s up https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uJjWqSNxHVA&t=397s
>>142835553He's 35 not going to happen
>>142835565he was born in the states, and americans have a knack for getting upset wins.
>>142835591
Karate combat or nothing else
You think she's really going to turn down a man wearing a gi and a fedora? Are you crazy, kid? Do you know anything about women?
>He's 35 not going to happen
>>14283559136 actually
>>142835630That was at heavyweight Once you got below middleweight older fighters can't compete at title fight levelsThe only time a welterweight older than 35 beat one young than 35 in a title fight was Woodley vs TillWe go through the same thing every time, unless Leon is as bad as Darren Till he's not going to lose to a 36 year old worse version of himself
>>142835680cope
>Woodley vs TillI'd almost forgotten...
>>142835680>older fighters can't compete at welterweight except those two times they did!belal haters are such numpties
Age is just a number Usman is definitely going to beat LeonAge is just a number Colby is definitely going to beat LeonAge is just a number Belal is definitely going to beat Leon
Leon sucksBelal sucksWelterweight is horrible
>>142835701>except those two times they did!It only happened once. Damian Maia was 40 when he fought Woodley And the one time the older guy won it was against Toilet Till
AIDS is just a virus Khamzat is definitely going to beat Leon
Strickland sissies
Age is just a number bro it has nothing to do with your physical performance
Belal is going to get finished in the second round
>>142835748Heheh based bob whitaker
smelal simply isn’t good enough to win
But enough about Leon vs Belal. Let's talk about this week's main event. Jardoba vs Lemon. Who you got?
>>142835751Or you know, he took the fight on short notice and short rest, because Volk is too much of a real one to turn down a fight even when he should
>>142835748ill take reddit rob over stricksissie
>>142835734Khamzat gets heemed stiff by some bad air lmao
>>142835784Oooooo the skill of jandroba vs the endurance of amanda lemos???? God damn foty written all over it, this has big implications for the womens division with that being said Jandroba takes this by decision so buckle up, strap in and get comfy boys were staying up late this saturday night
Bro it has nothing to do with age the fact that no one older than 35 has ever won a title fight at flyweight, bantamweight, featherweight, and lightweight, and it's just a coincidence that only one guy has ever done it at welterweight The losses are being caused by purely socioeconomic factors
>>142835822To be honest I don't know who they are. I think Jaroba is the one that looks retarded
>>142835822sounds fun haha...
>>142835831Get familiar buddy shes a darkhorse in the division
>>142835827Oh right... I'd completely fucking forgotten he'd fought and gotten heemed stiff by Topuria...fuck me, Volk's gonna go on a Tony tier losing streak, isn't he?
>>142835827That one time it happened at welterweight was such an extreme circumstance, too. The younger fighter attempted less than 10 strikes over 2 rounds.
Me vs Belal and Leon at the same time. I unite them both against me by being extremely racist.
I don't think women should be fighting in the UFC
Prime Till is one of the best wins anybody could have. Kid was a beast.
>>142835870You'd get heemed by Dana.
Post prime till is one of the greatest wins you can have
volk > mcgregor > holloway > mcgregor > aldo
>>142835887Back to the local leagues, then, where the heart is.
>>142835904Prime Gooby would beat any version of Volk b.
>>142835827sucralose sean got a six month medical suspension after a 50-44 win but volk was allowed to fight 2 months after being brutally heemed
So what if I got a little crazy in my post fight interview you can't cut me for that, it's just fuckin words. And it IS weird he adopted two of them
I'm just saying: why black sons when you could get Asian daughters?
>>142835966Ive never heard of asiansplosiveness
>>142835715He might have beaten the black old boring wrestlefucker and the white old boring wrestlefucker but the arab old boring wrestlefucker… Different kind of animal.
Dicey dicey
hey stupid guy
>>142836008Get bent!
And just like that ive changed my opinion Im now a Lemos guy
>Anon you just shook the world! What do you have to say after that performance>
>>142836059The rebirth is a nature process that the eagle goes through, and it’s something that felt very close to heart for me, it’s some difficult changes that I had to make in my life, my personal life, to be able to really live the rest of my life the right way. So, I had a choice, the choice is to die, keep doing what you’re doing and living the way you are. Or… isolate yourself way up in the mountains, smash your beak against a rock until it breaks, wait until it grows back, then pluck your talons out, and then pluck your feathers out, and then stay in isolation until everything grows back. Then when that process is done, the eagle can live the next 30 years of its life. That’s something similar that I felt that I went through in my personal life, where I had to sit in isolation and face myself in a way that I never have before, snd I had to just pluck away and be alone for a long time ... and now I’m here.
>>142836059Heheheh farrrrrrt
>>142836059WHERE IS MY SON BRING ME MY SON
Fuck /heem/
>>142836358fuck you
>>142836374Fuck /heem/ and fuck you
>>142836383THANK YOU DANA *clap clap clapclapclap* THANK YOU DANA *clap clap clapclapclap*
>>142836383WMMA YEEEEEEAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH
>>142836383I live for this shit. I love it
>>142836383
>>142835918AHAHAHAHAHA
>>14283590413 seconds to destroy a legacy. 18 fights win streak, undefeated for 10 years, 9 titles defences, technical and tactical excellence, rendered meaningless by one counter. Even today, nearly ten years latter Aldo brings it up in interviews.Never will any casual fan ever bring up his name alongside Fedor or Silva. Even the likes of Sonny Liston who is only remembered for losing to Ali, is remembered as one of the scariest heavyweights of all time, while Aldo's past accomplishment are at best footnotes in the story of gooby
Why not a whole wmma card?
>>142836513There would be riots
*saves the weekend AGAIN*
>>142836520Positive riots full of fiery peace loving wmma enjoyers
>>142836383lets fucking go.
>>142836534Fuck you
https://youtu.be/4k753yiaLZI?si=UbLG1ayyA7FLXkwKfor me, it's preston joseph wyatt
>>142835918these webms are sincerely the most disturbing things i've seen on heem.com
Uh!Let's go!Now I know ya'll be lovin' these zeems right here!L-I-M-ZEEM! BISCUIT is right here!So people in the house put them hands in the zeem!'Cos if you don't zeem! Then we don't zeem! Zeem in now zeem out!Zeems up now zeems down!Zeem up! Zeem up!What you gonna do now!?Keep zeemin'! zeemin'! zeemin'! zeemin'!What?Keep zeemin'! zeemin'! zeemin'! zeemin'!C'mon!Keep zeemin'! zeemin'! zeemin'! zeemin'!Yeah!Keep zeemin'! zeemin'! zeemin'! zeemin'!
>>142836755Not funny
wait assuming jon jones didnt lay a hand on those DEA agents, can you really get a misdemeanor for threatening people? even if you make up after?
>>142836803words are violence
>>142836803If anything it should be illegal to interrupt his cycles with these silly drug tests
>>142835337Aspinall is going to heem Curtis effortlessly and it’s going to make me sad
>>142835553If Usman couldn’t beat Leon in the rematch Belal has zero chance. Belal is a worse version of Usman
>>142836513What's he King of
>>142836803Yes it’s a crime to threaten violence in civilized countries
>>142836878Meant for >>142836861Of course
>>142836803he already admitted to taking one of their phone so it was clearly not just verbal
i'm not your bro
>>142836513UFC legit should do an entire 14-fight wmma card around Mother’s Day to reduce the amount of wmma on all other cards
>>142836860belal is a worse version of colby tbqfh
king green is gonna heem that gloopy clockwork orange looking malchik something baddiwad
Dricus is going to beat the piss out of Israel. At this point in their careers he has more to give mentally and physically than Izzy does. Izzy knows he’s stood on top of the mountain before and that affects how deep his motivation goes. On top of that he burned himself out beating his final boss in Periera and then got mentally heemed by Strickland. Two years ago this would have been a favorable match for Izzy, now I think Dricus ends his time at the top.
>>142836992Dricus will gas and get jabbed to death and finished in the 3rd or 4th
>>142837041when will you learn?
>>142836511Gooby got ethered by Peeass and Peahead x2. He fucking sucks. He's also am homosexual.
>>142837064>goes life and death with THE Derek Brunson
>>142837064based palestine supporter
>>142837064dupussy lost this fight
