*cycles into the thread*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2G4lrmbnI0
redpill me on gazzamania
>>150760568
>>150760623do people listen to shit like this unironically
Have you apologized to Wolte today?
>>150760740i watched some of the U21 and thought he was good so no need to. :)
All attention on Wirtz now, yet to show he was worth a single penny.
Potter angling for the sack with his post-match comments, said West Ham played well lmao
>win a summer friendly>display this fact this prominentlyc-c-c-cringe
>>150760721Maybe you should get up your fat arse and dance
>>150760623was expecting something bad based on this post >>150760721 and was pleasantly surprised to hear some good progressive housety kraut
>>150760822they were good in the first half to be fair i was a bit nervous as a yidafter the red card though it all came tumbling down
All the good "mid table" teams of last year (Forest,Villa,Fulham,Brighton, Brentford) have been completely unimpressive to awful so far this season.
>>150760960>conveniently ignores bournemouth
>>150760960early days but villa especially have gone off a cliff
>>150761001whoop forgot about them... they've been good
>>150760960>mentioning Brentfordbad timing
>>150761077My stream just caught up #pwned
Bottlejobs of an indeterminate fee
>>150761024and if you listened to them the evil sky six won't allow them to spend their money despite 96% of their revenue going straight to wages
how many corners from keepers holding the ball too long have there been so far? ive only seen 1
>>150760841sorry lad listen to whatever you want. and yes i am fat as shit good guess
>>150761216based fat bastard
>>150760960Brentford just lost their manager and two of their main attacking players, and they're still beating a Chelsea side worth over 1 billion.
Brioche burger buns are massively overrated
>>150761316same as biscoff. ooh yeah lets put this shit part of a cheesecake on everything
>rags
>>150761365bad take
>Kevin de Bruyne and Rasmus Hojlund have both scored for Napoli, who are 2-0 up at Fiorentina.
>>150761694bvsed
Maresca is one of the biggest frauds in the prem and everyone knows it and I don't know why we keep pretending otherwise
>>150762003>I will play a back four that has never played togetherBeen rescued by Palmer
Big fan of Lloyd Kelly having a better continental career than TAA
>>150759933That's a quality debut goal right there
>>150762612bog standard header
>>150760632Gazza is dying
>>150762612Debut goal? Hasn't Bergvall already been there for a season?
>Cole Palmer's equaliser against Brentford marks his first non-penalty goal in the Premier League since January
>>150762612disagree quality header>>150762770first premier league goal he had got some in cups though
>>150762770debut prem goal I meant
>>150762840oops meant to disagree with >>150762692 not >>150762612 how embarrassing
>>150762919oy vey
>>150762840>>150762863>got some in cups thoughAh, gotcha. Weird, I thought he had a handful of goals last season cause I kept seeing name being mentioned but as far as I can tell he only had a single goal before today, in the EFL cup. And only 2 assists overall. Can't remember why I was seeing his name so often then.
blimey lads just saw the london protest, that's alot of people.hopefully the our friends from the united kingdom are safe and sound :).(don't ban me janny am not out of context just checking on my fellow /sp/itizens)
>Lelseakek
Everyone go and laugh at this mong:>>150762862
>>150763122>£10i spend more on snacks at aldi
>>150763040Right wing protests are always peaceful hereIt's the left wing festivals that are chaos
Brentford are the modern day version of Pulis's Stoke
>>150763181Oh yeah like after the southport stabbings when the far right got coked up around the country, attacked police and burned down librariesMong
>>150763181deluluany proper protest turns violent
>>150763263That's Arsenal
>>150763040It was very chilled. Everyone vibing and singing. Good stuff.
>>150763282>name it southport>northwest england
>>150763315Nope.
>>150763315yep>>150763371nope
>>150763399It's only Arsenal if you have no actual understanding of Pulisball.
footage of west ham fans leaving today at 65 minutes (down to 10 men and 3-0 down to spurs)
>>150762961He had a good showing in their Europa run when this pic of him got taken
Imagine if Thomas Frank wins them the Champions League
Brentford (1.73) 2-2 (1.32) Chelsea
>>150763534I think the focus is on not finishing close to the relegation spots.
>>150763534I'm getting bullish on them, it looks like Bournemouth will be challenging for Europe.
>ynr spurs were top of the table after 10 games a few seasons ago and everyone hyped them up to be title contenders and they ended up finishing 5th and 25 points off man city
Why are West Ham so bad at corners?
>>150763620North London clubs always choke
>>150763486How the tables have turned
>Chelshit
>>150763499Why doesn’t the media hype him the same way they did for Mainoo
>>150763892jealousy i assume
>>150763486We’d seen enough >:(
>>150764430>Israeli asset>civnat clown>neo-nazi
>>150764430this has already been addressed it was mad west ham fans after getting battered by the mighty spurs >>150763486
A lot of the new signings are hitting the ground running! Do NOT expect Isak to do this though (Wirtz already hasn't).
>>150764498>batteredto be frank Wet Spam didn’t look all that before the red card and had plenty of chances to score. Not so much after but Soucek’s foul was a clear red and he immediately knew it.
Kind of crazy that JLR have been paralysed for basically two weeks now
>>150764627did you see the disallowed goal? ridiculous should have been 4-0 maybe even 5 with the clear penalty shortly after
>>150764578Surely starvin marvin can put a goal in the net against mighty Burnley?
why are bongs protesting?
>>150764702You'd think so but Slot literally said that while Isak is the best striker in the world he must not have any pressure placed on him to score any goals. Actually said all of this.
>>150764726Because a white guy shot Charlie Kirk in America
>>150764726countries a mess mate but shant go into it less i trigger the pakistani e-scousers that post here dont want them shitting up the thread with seethe until 5am again
>>150764745why would a coach want to take pressure off a player?
>>150764726free speech laws of north korea, living standards of moldova, demogrpahics of bangladesh
match of the day is on in a minute if you havent watched 4 football matches today like a nutter haha
>>150764255motd thread
>>150764644I assume heads are going to roll in their IT Department in the coming weeks
>>150764971more like motg (match of the gay) lol
>>150763499Kek, yeah I think that pic was basically it.
didn't realize there's a SOUTH COAST DERBY tomorrowwas surprised in my wiki'ing that they've only played each other 71 times in history cause they're always in different leagues. last league match was in 2011-12, last match overall was 2019 league cuptoo bad it's at 7am for me i'm not getting up that early
>wake up>lelsea lost>
>>150766808should probably get some coffee in you because chelsea drew
>>150763727https://youtu.be/xykJYYgohSE?feature=shared&t=385
>>1507684272nd greatest moment in recent Spurs history
>>150764644I always preferred him as Bradshaw
Asston Vilel really had the audacity of not even subbing in Sancho when they're the the ONLY team in England's top seven divisions not to score in 2025/26. Emery outtttt
so just the one goal for woltemalde on his debut, was it?
for the record, wirtz is going to get a goal and/or an assist tomorrow and you-know-who is gonna have a meltdown about it
>>150773404giddyup pardner! yeehaw!
>>150773423replied within a minute... the meltdown tomorrow will be crazy.its 353am go to bed
>>150773504Howdy pardner. Im afraid youre going to have to get out of town cowpoke. See im no law man... quite the opposite actually. So do as i ask because quite frankly i dont think youd do so well in a race against a bullet. Now GIT
430am in england and dave is still "cowboy posting"i guess it's better than the normal slop he postscarry on
Isn't it weird how Liverpool were such a good team last season, yet they still somehow got beat by League One quality Plymouth Argyle? What the fuck was going on there?
thinking how matt lucas told us all to be careful and not expect much from his new young unknown swedish prospectwhat a wanker
>>150778051good teams sometimes play poorly and lose
>>150760632my dad always blamed jimmy five bellies, said he knew him and that he was a massive arsehole
why do a club that has won so much give off such loser energy
>>150778685In La Liga is it all the teams complaining about refereeing or is it just Real Madrid?
you'll never sing that
>proud of being customer fclols
>>150779045this makes me proud
>>150779045Not really anything to be proud of, FSG have been intentionally aiming for the disney tour experience and foreign hospitality crowd for years. L1 is particularly bad for it.
>>150779045Based Liverchads
reminder that if you have not been to see a single league game of your supported team in the current season, you are a second class footballer supporter, and I just want you to know that any opinions you provide through the course of the day mean nothing to me
>>150763534he would go full Belushi
>>150781154The only two posters in this general who go to matches are DCF and that brighton autist
>>150763353It’s south of northport
>>150781207Thats just not true
>>150766148kwaboty decider
>>150778286Absolute shite excuse. They didn't care and the performance displayed it.
>>150765820For some reason I thought this was on next week.
>>150781447very odd post
>>150781486Not really odd, Liversimp. There's a difference between "playing poorly and losing" and "not giving a single shit about the match".
>>150781502what's the difference? i assume one is worse or indicative of something terrible
>>150781509Stop acting dense.
>>150781207I attend matches my team plays in, who are a PL team and I am neither of those people. Please consult what this means for your theory
>>150781522stop acting like you can deign how players felt playing during a match that they lost
>>150781531You aren't an attention whore who somehow has to prove to retards on an imageboard that they attend matches.
>>150781537The squad selection and approach to the match proved Liverpool didn't care about going out of the FA Cup. It was obvious to everyone who watched it.
this tellyclapper is absolutely rattled
>>150781552what about the "approach" made it obvious
>AW melting down about an fa cup game from a year agoGrim
liverpool are just shit and struggle against an organised defence because they have 0 creative playersits not rocket science
>>150781559probably that they only brought 11 first team squad members to the game
>>150781559>play a load of children/rejects against a relegation-threatened championship side still reeling from Rppmey>have two senior lads on the bench>loseThe only person in the starting XI who was a bona fide starter was Diaz. Slot didn't care about the match. His players didn't care about it. They got embarrassed.
Hes genuinely this obsessed about a liverpool game in a meme domestic trophy from a year ago, jesus christ
>>150781566the truth about why he is mad stems from when he seethed about liverpool players getting covid and postponing a match, then his arsenal did the exact same thing he was seething about for a FA cup match against liverpool and then lost the match anyway
>>150781634That was AWs birth of a supervillian moment. he never recovered from that humiliation ritual. he still thinks about it every day probably one of the hardest an anon has been btfo in spee history.
are scousers always this thin skinned?
>>150781634>>150781640I think you lads need to get off 4chan.
>>150779045>joke's on you, we're the best stadium for tourists and customers!! You can tell when a match is played there, can only hear the away fans. Anfield has an abysmal home atmosphere as much as this upsets Liversimp and Shitizen (who don't even attend matches so why get so invested?).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzLM1RAw9Oc
i didnt realise the e-scousers were this insecure about losing in the fa cupi have noted this down (catalogued for quick reference), and be warned by filing system is state of the art
>>150781632>the oldest football knockout competition in existence>"meme domestic trophy"Shame the FA think the exact same way and it's their job to run the fucking thing.
>>150781690Net spend, Anfield atmosphere and putting any form of pressure on Wirtz are three things I've also noticed they're bizarrely sensitive to. I can't find any common thread to it all. I get them being sensitive over Hillsborough or Jota.
>>150760515So wait, someone just told me all the new strikers in the league have scored,All but one.Is it any surprise that it's the one that signed for Manchester United?
simply will never be a dominant force in the top flight or in europewill never win the treblenever ever ever!0 creativity, 0 control, reactive not activeno matter how much pl marketing is pumped out to delude the customers about the style being employed
>>150781733Could be about many clubs, this
>>150781723lel
>>150781723>Is it any surprise that it's the one that signed for Manchester United?Has he even played in the league yet
>>150781746Remember when manure rats were seething at me, calling me stupid for being a statfag when I posted this and told them Woltemade was a better player to spend 90 million on than Sesko ?
>>150781758More minutes than Woltemade in the league and also had the full 90 vs Grimsby to open his account
>>150781778Shambles
The atmosphere at West Ham is so shite even the stewards are falling asleep
>>150781762The Germans seemed pretty high on Woltemade during the U21’s and Bayern wanted him so clearly something there, too many seething scousers distracting from those points
from Friday btw so Wirtz' flop status at Liverpool was already CONFIRMED
>>150781833>women
>>150781705>Net spend [...] putting any form of pressure on Wirtz These two are linked Spending money on poor players means losing resale value This is bad for the coveted Net Spend Trophy which Liverpool customers unironically and without any sarcasm place above the FA Cup
Selles sacked as Blades bossChris Wilder to be re-appointed after being sacked in the summerWhat a mess
>>150781859I couldn't tell if it was a woman or a Bobby Gillespie-looking bloke
>>150781886>Chris Wilder to be re-appointed after being sacked in the summerThe new owners have zero ideas
>>150781886Does Wilder even bother looking for jobs nowadays or does he know Sheffield (United) will always take him back on the rare occasions he isn't there Probably still has his name plate on the manager's office door
I look like this and dress like this
The Premier League Champions play today
IT'S KLOPP'S KIDS AGAINST THE BLUE BILLION POUND BOTTLE JOBS
>>150781909Rooney looks like he's been stretched horizontally
>>150781898>>150781900The irony is he can't manage any other club well either, literally made for each other
>>150781909Genuinely thought Schweinsteiger was Dean Windass for a second
>>150781911Klopp's Kids is without doubt the most egregiously manufactured 'thing' the Liverpool-friendly media environment in this country has ever devised
>>150781932Curtis Jones is one of our own la
>>150781910you reckon Burnley will win the league then ?
>>150781909god i wish boomers would just fuck off alreadyanyone above the age of 25 should be put in a care home
>>150781848its actually quite an interesting read, and just goes to show that autistic german analysis doesnt always count for much (albeit we're only a few games in)>The case of Nick Woltemade is different. He is 23, a good year older than Wirtz, but became a regular player in a first division team only after scoring two goals against Heidenheim nine months ago. At the age when Wirtz won the double with Leverkusen, Woltemade was playing on loan in the German third tier for a season.>It is unclear how well he will perform in the Champions League. He has not played in the competition because Stuttgart did not include him in their squad for it last season. He has not yet scored against big teams, his most important goal coming in the cup final against the third-tier side Arminia Bielefeld.>He is a player with virtually no track record. At the European Under-21 Championship this summer, he was the top scorer – one of the oldest players in one of the oldest teams. The best footballers, such as Lamine Yamal, Bellingham, Jamal Musiala and Wirtz, do not take part in such tournaments having long since outgrown the level.>Woltemade is unpredictable, his dribbling, passing and shooting are not found in the textbooks; they are unique, with no international comparison. Unlike other top players, his centre of gravity is rarely at the centre of the movement. He thrives on his free spirit and self-confidence and seems to want to reinvent the game at No 9.>But he has not yet developed any consistency or patterns – not in his first touch, not in his combination play, not in his timing on headers, not in his shooting. His goals are not the logical consequence of excellent actions and skills. His excellence is not repeatable. And he still has to prove that he can last 50 games in a season, because he is tall but not robust.
>>150781953THIS. But euthanised instead
Surely this is the season Wolves go downIt's been coming
>>150781953>>150781957sorry anons we rule the world while you lot will inherit a pile of ashes.t. born 1986
>>150781953>>150781957https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZa7_Rk6hwM
Klopp Kid James McConnell made his debut for four time European champions AFC Ajax yesterday
>>150781956True, it is fairly clinical. For example I don't think Newcastle are genuinely worried about competing in the CL, certainly don't have the squad for it, as long as Woltemade has a better injury record than Isak (his goal output will certainly be worse) in the league and domestic cups it will be an upgrade of sorts because they'd have a more stable starting XI
tempted to make an early /mug/
>>150781973>you lot will inherit a pile of ashes.Optimistic prediction, it belongs in /cric/ though
>>150782010-.-
do NOT bully this >>150781977 threadthey are not hurting anyone just minding their own businessyou should only go there to post about the game if you are watching it NOT to bully the OP which would be wrong
>>150782032very odd post
>>150781932It was even better when Klopp's Kids lost to Chelsea and the media were talking about how young, raw, and inexperienced these Liverpool youths were. But the Chelsea side actually turned out to be younger and with less experience.Maddest part? Liverpool customers really believe there's a media conspiracy against them.
in this country we put spitters into high profile media positions and if you dont like it you know where the door is
>>150782051>lost
>>150782051Van Dijk scored the winner in that cup final and Conor Bradley was the only Liverpool starter who hadn't already played at least one season for the club. To see Klopp's Kids plastered everywhere after, on the BBC in all the papers etc just felt like some sort of collective psychosis.
Remember when Chelsea were a joke club that hadn't had a sniff of a major trophy for over 50 years? Remember when it was the same for Man City and Newcastle?Surely these clubs managed to become competitive again by virtue of their own management and support and didn't need to rely on artificial support from oil barons?
Klopp still living rent free in Dave's head lmao
>>150782141>Surely these clubs managed to become competitive again by virtue of their own management and supportwhenever a club does this all their players get bought by clubs with more money and millions of bandwagoners. just because you support of those clubs doesn't mean you get to pull the ladder up behind you
>>150782141>Surely these clubs managed to become competitive again by virtue of their own management and supportthey did that matetwo most successful clubs in this country are city and chelsea with a big gap after that
Yes Liverpool Football Club owned by FSG (net assets 13.2bn) truly a fan led phenomenon
>>150782174
>>150782141>yet more random Irish seething
Liversimp chose to brag about Anfield being a tourist attraction then has a go at people for talking about it Seriously needs to leave his bedroom for an hour or two
>>150782232Never forget Liversimp once had a cry over a post being deleted.
>>150782241lmao he's truly something else
>>150782241the arrows kekwhat a nutter
>>150782263>>150782268You can tell how upset he was because the reply box is unhinged as fuck. Funniest bit was him damage controlling afterwards saying he wasn't mad.
>>150782232doesn't matter, he's the ultimate customer, has never stepped foot in anfield in his entire life. probably doesn't even live in england.
>>150765820just woke up and seen your post. good shit, anon. now I have something to watch
this general would be nice if the three or four spammers left
>>150782361You can join them.
watching southampton vs portsmouthmy first non league game in eons
>>150782370id never thought about the rivalry to be fair but they seem proper into it
>>150781618ah yes the prestigious fa cup in which the most recent winners of it were.. *checks wikipedia*.. crystal palaceshame on liverpool
>/mug/ todayHow I've missed this :')
>>150782462ive come to the conclusion that a /mug/ is better than a /mcug/ today but it took some thinking over
>>150782427Put another prawn on the barbie, lad.
>>150782485hehe done him
Ricky Hatton dead lads. Man City need to do it #forhim
>>150782361Pot meets kettle
>>150782531hmmmWhat were his political views out of interest? Was he a reform mong or did he actually have some sense about him?
Why do I get the feeling Amorim will start front three of Zirk-Sesko-Mbeumo and bench Mainoo again? Feels it's more apt because Zirkzee was subbed in when Cunha got injured and Amorim already teased Sesko to start.
