name and shame editiontwo shit blowouts this weekendno game until next weekendcan't wait for this fucking terrible season to be over
good morning dickheads
Peak NPC Sheeple Australian Male Core:-poker-fishing-being a tradie-drinking lager-driving a 'ute' (pigfat truck)-wearing flannelette-having a mustache-going to the barber-tan work boots-meat pies-crackling
good morning
>>150766859fuck you swasn faggot deadshit
BITCONNNEEEEEEEECCCT
Who won last night?
>>150767126Collingwood
>>150767126the patriarchy.
This is a good guys year which means the laid back country surfers get to win it
>le laid back aussie surfer lookHow contrived. Sad!
>Collingwood and Hawthorn have 29 premierships between them>Collingwood and Hawthorn have never played off in a grand final
Hating geelong is brown coded
>hating salary cap cheating scum is brown codedpretty sure it's the oppositeafter all, thirdies love soccer and that garbage excuse of a sport doesn't have salary caps
>Geeling hater is still seethingLOL
>hating the most aryan team>hating the most true blue Australian teamyeah righto
Just ignore hates everything sperg
Good morning alf
>>150769808Morning sunshine
the only redeeming feature of geelong is jezza cameron
how did Mac "the machete" Andrews go last night
You WILL talk about the cats in prelim weekend every year and you WILL like it
>>150768256Lions and Cats have also never played off in a grand final
>>150768256Richmond or hawthorn played in every grand final between 1971 and 81, but never played in a final until 2018
more like wanked off iykwim haha
>>150770350>what is 77 and 79
Who the actual fuck wins next weekend
>>150770589collingwood and geelonganother slop gf but at least shitney isn't in it
>>150770689Collingwood vs Geelong is based and later 2000s/early 2010s tier. Also reminder each time Pies lose a prelim the other team gets thwacked, so if it's Bane vs Cats expect a trash 39-105 scoreline
>>150767126charlie
>>150770589Odds of each final>Cats V Coll: 35%>Cats V Lions: 30%>Hawks V Coll: 20%>Hawks V Lions: 15%Assuming an 80/20 on Cats V Hawks and a 60/40 on Coll V Lions
lmaooooo what a turn of events
Imagine the seething on /afl/ if its a pies v hawks grand final
>2 weeks until this joke of a footy year is over
don't care as long as it's high scoring
>>150771501I will actually support the pies in this instance. It's more pies fans and Eddie i dont like. I dont actually dislike the pies players - Pendles, Sidebottom and even the Daicos boys are pretty inoffensive, its the media who suck Nick off constantly thats annoying. Whereas I can't fucking stand the hawks players. Sicily, Ginnivan, Watson etc are dickheads. Not to mention their history of dickhead players Lewis, Hodge, Mitchell etc. Newcombe is elite and about the only player on the team i dont mind. So on the balance of that id prefer the pies to win because i will be less unhappy to see the pies players with medals around their necks at the end.
Say something nice about finals hero Nick Daicos
>>150771847I guess he's not obese. That's nice.
>>150771847think he might be the most likely player to troon out
>>150771976
>>150771976and that's a good thing
>>150771501i would have seethed earlier this year but i've softened on the hawks for whatever reason, become quite fond of ginni though i still hate sicily and coach mitchell. of everyone left i'd most like to see the hawks and bane make the gf, but that's not looking likely. >>150771823pendles and sidebottom are useless old plodder fuckheads who will only be remembered for milestone hunting and not because they were good at any point, agree about the daicos boys though. darcy moore is a sniper and a fucking grub, howe looks like adam levine and i hate maroon 5. the entire pies forward line is absolute shit, i dont know why they are all tatted up manlets. collingwood collects them like geelong collects blondes with headbands. mcrae is a moron, and the way he has managed the team is going to put them in west coasts position in a few years. i actually don't mind pies fans but i just hate the current team so i wouldn't want to see them win.
reminder collingwood form is really badhawthorn beat them by 64 points just a few weeks agobane is locked in the grand final
post '25 ebin moments
>>150772694
>>150772694don't have a pic but when the umps got bottled
imagine brisbane get ridley, allen, draper all healthy, and then hipwood, neale, doedee, mccarthy and coleman all healthy + a top 10 pick in annable and STILL don't win
tonight's 'no
>>150772962Now imagine if answerth, coleman, doedee, hipwood, mccarthy, neale and payne all off for the season and bane STILL win
>>150772962>ridley all healthy
pissing down
>>150773124shitting down
>>150773124crisp collingwood players pants at the thought of playing brisbane
>>150772998get fucked you nonce loser
>>150772694learning he lived with a troon is right up there desu
IF you tipped Gold Coast last night...THEN you may genuinely be retarded and should probably see a doctor. Clearly played their Grand Final last week.
best four teams made the prelims
>>150774459Fred and Shitscray are better than Collingshit
>>150774516please my sides cant take it
>>150774459cats bane and wobbles yes4th slot was a lucky draw between giants hawks and dogs
Paul Medhurst. Now there's a set shot technique
>>150772119Your brain is broken cunt, you need serious help immediately. You’re a danger to anyone unlucky enough to be around you. I will fucking sort you out if you don’t get help and I promise you, it won’t be nice.
>>150775228fuck up piesperg
>>150775275Or what mate?
>>150774459many are saying this
i wonder what absolute retardation mathew clarke is working on
>>150774459when hasn't this been the case?
>>1507755662005, 2006, 2012, 2016, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2024
>>150769997Got macheted by Morris.
>>150775610>2024oh no no
>>150772423Pies have only won 3 of their last 8. I wonder how much their form can be trusted just because they beat the Crows? Crows didn't win a single quarter of their finals.
>>150775671The prevailing opinion (read: cope) is that the pies have been holding back on purpose
>>150775671a lot of it depends on the form of some key playerstheir forward line is a shambles but their backline when in form is elitegaynor, moore, frampton and maynard all played very well against fraudelaidealso their centre bounce mix was fucked with ned long and tom mitchell, with de goy back and showing form and only playing long they look better there as well
boring weekend of footy
>>150774516>>150774754>dogslmfao
https://x.com/GreensAU2/status/1966994312312578385
my extended family had a massive fb shitfight over that shit in america
Mark neeld was a good coach, just had a bad list
>>150775928lol
>>150775889suck shit nonce
so glad i don't care about america at all
>>150775671H&A is irrelevant dickhead, Crows found that out. Pies have time timed their run to perfection.
the pies are gay
Shitscray would be top 4 every year with a coach like Neeld, Noble, Hinkley, Connolly or John devine
>>150776082you capped your own post
>>150776115no but steven may
>>150772694>it's already mid sept
>>150772694>>150776298>this shit was in april or so, fucking 5 months ago where does the time go
>>150776393POV: your me and i just took my undies off at the park
The good guys: Geelong and BrisbaneThe bad guys: Melbourne clubs
>>150776580so true
I hope that Hawthorn win the Grand Final. I don't like Geelong, Collingwood, or Brisbane.
>>150776290>posted 14 timeshttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/XIkVRskGm-O3u9Fe4bTqcQ/
>>150776479I’m you?
>>150776393i remember in school back in the day one of my best mates played eric prydz's music video for call on me in the middle of computer class and all the girls looked at him in abject disgust, and i found that disdain and sheer contempt incredibly sexy
What's with austrlians being fence shitters
>>150775972same. i mean, it was funny at first but now i don't care.
>>150776838nonce
whats up with indian being street shitters
>>150777137it's dey culcha
>it was funny when i thought i was right but now it turns out i was wrong i don't carelmaooo
>>150776791oh no no its over for us
>>150777187crisp me when i thought the average male penis was 6 inch but its actually 9
>>150777134i was like 11 (and so were they)
>>150777230>cfnm with 11ieskino
>>150777134meant for>>150777251
*bangs hammer*
>>150777251kill yourself
>>150777387you first
>le ebin VFL final 4
>>150776580dzhilong are certainly not good guys considering they are cap cheating scum and a protected species in the afl media racket
>>150777636HOLY COPEIF Geelong were the cheaters you claimTHEN they would've won back to back premierships at some point in their history
Reddit: minnow shits a meme droughbreaking premiership4chan: The rich, successful clubs win
>>150777777Betting this is a /f1/ fag
Reddit: afl4chan: nrl
MY Wahs
>>150777631le 2010 flashback
>>150777753carlton didn't win any flags while they were cheating the cap in the late 90s, so that isn't an argument. and geelong were literally investigated by the AFL over the matter, it's just the AFL put the former COO of the cats in charge of the investigation and totally coincidentally he found no wrong doing in his scum club.
>>150777898n'wah
Oh we're about to beat Belgium in the Davis Cup in Sydney
nrlsperg holykek
tennis is SUPER gay
Fuck up cunt meet Rod Laver Arena give me 35 minutes (give or take traffic)
prefer fuck cunt meat iykwim haha
I'm an Indian girlTheheheheeh
>>150775911please post some screenshots (blur their names obviously)
>>150778246show feet bbyi got bwc 4 u
I've just been watching the Crows Show. I guess they thought they were making the granny. kek
had afghani qt interest once but couldn't stray from the Lord *prays*
I don't like Australiana
>>150778302crisp non npc australian
>>150778243haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>150778302Good. Stay where you are.
>>150778287watch crow cast tonight, will be entertaining
is the fatal shore worth a read?
>>150778266i don't have fb. my mum showed me on hers before she deactivated it because she was upset by how toxic everyone was.
>readhe was dog shit last night mate
port power is shit too lolno one cares about south australia
>>150778417>book about anglo trashmore like The Faggot Shore KEK
>>150778519
good job bane for finally breaking the premier losing streak
>>150778433could you do your best to recite the conversation?
>>150778753BASED BANE FAGES THE GOAT
>>150778433tell us more details you fuck
Sunday Scaries HAVE arived
>>150775911low IQ behavior all round
Toot toot toot*sharts on fence*
Life's a bitch and you dieThat's why we puff livecos you never knowwhen you are gunna go
When I stop breathingDuh
why do they live like this
>>150779273
>>150779273Based*edditors deserve to be cataloged and mocked
nope i wont and you cant stop me
Medium 'za and garlic bread for first dinner
>>150778770no but steven conversate
footy's on lads
>>150778770>>150778941don't you fuckin losers have your own friends and family?
>>150779453yes i do but they don't spergout over some content creator getting shot
>>150779443wow it almost looks like a real game
>>150779535how a straight player falls to the ground with an injury>>150771992how a poof does it
>>150779572KEK
>>150779273didn't know redditors were this homophobic
Going to eat dumpling then dump you mum on my cock
>>150779453no but steven relate>>150779511now that's what i call a high-scoring affair
>>150778770>>150778941it was basically>zoomers laughing about the shooting>cooker auntie arcs up "how can you be so callous??" etc>zoomers double down because half of them are "gay". kirks "words were violence">cooker auntie incredulous that words can be violence but an assassination is ok>cool wine aunt chimes in that kirk was racist sexist white supremacist >backed up by quirk chungus millennial cousin and actual communist uncle>from there it devolves into personal attacks about alcoholism and infidelitypretty funny desu
>>150779644fucking kek families are funnythanks for sharing
>>150779691
>>150779644>zoomer>cooker>wine aunt>quirk chungus
archetypes exist for a reason
>>150779701
love girls soft sexy feet arches
>>150779739
>>150779731So NHI can hide behind them?
>>150779778
>>150779778>he has a kmart suitcase
He's gonna win it again, isn't he?
id rather play collingwood at the mcg than at the gabba tbqh
>>150778959Tfw got tomorrow off but still depressed anyway
>>150779164KEK Still funny to me that GWS have won more finals than Freo
Say something nice about finals hero Bailey Smith
>>150779858literally nothing nice to say about this grubby piece of shit of a human being, should have stopped being a pussy and killed himself so we didn't need to deal with him
>>150779778>>150779787always the saddest of cunts who take photos/videos of their pets
>>150779928Wish I took my photo's and pictures of my pet I miss him.
>>150779928you sound like a sad cunt yourself
>>150779928Shut up, faggot.
What's for din dinz?
>>150780084Thinking kebab for second dinner but still undecided
>>150780084Leftover chicken.
>>150780084Thinking an open-face sandwich
I hate my neighbours.
>>150780084meth mostly
>>150780148I miss shard fiend he was a good lad. Hope he's doing ok.
>>150779778>>150779787Based
I have a debilitating and disabling foot fetish
I adore beautiful women, I love them so much
>>150780084got pork shoulder roasting in the oven
I want to be enslaved by a powerful aristocratic woman
>>150780122whys that
>>150780306Kino
Alex De Minor just got broken by a literal who lads
>>150780325hhhngggg
tennis is gay
broken a few minors in my day iykwim haha
