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Happy birthday certain man ITT

In Sussex
The land of the rich and free

Wonder what Cameron winter would think of me if we met
I already what Daniel Hay thinks of me

Geese is basically just trustfund indie
I WISH I had a trustfund

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>>150998194
/REPORTS/ and Highlights of day 3 of the last round of Championship matches:

>Division One

Essex 438.
v Somerset 433. & 99.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/crkjrzyd1r6o
https://youtu.be/pOoxkrKpHGA

Hampshire 248. & 148/9.
v Surrey 147. & 281.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c87yrez5r42o
https://youtu.be/N8ZZU1tV5rU

Nottinghamshire 374. & 20/0. v Warwickshire 258. & 133.
>Notts win by 10 wickets.
>NOTTINGHAMSHIRE HAVE WON THE 2025 CHAMPIONSHIP
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cj6xwy48273o
https://youtu.be/6-wuGUdL64U

Worcestershire 123. & 287. v Sussex 350. & 63/7.
>Sussex win by 7 wickets.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c147rgdze22o
https://youtu.be/hanCerNTo0E

Yorkshire 465/9.
v Durham 346.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cly9g3e6335o
https://youtu.be/-gdTS_YGw4g

>Division Two

Glamorgan 265. & 241. v Lancashire 374. & 134/3.
>Lancashire win by 7 wickets.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cd9yej4g2x9o


Kent 271. & 136/5.
v Derbyshire 698/6dec..
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c701lxdd25wo
https://youtu.be/8XlFMmtzkTc

Middlesex 634/9dec.
v Gloucestershire 286. & 39/1.(f/o)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cre52vllg0yo
https://youtu.be/KqlgvZdxTqk

Northamptonshire 189. & 120/5.
v Leicestershire 392/7. & 260/5dec.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cp8j7ze4rm3o
https://youtu.be/VLDKBcNqY18

I think i need to stop seeing my ex
its not healthy
it just makes me feel sad about life

YFO

>95% of posts ITT by certain man
ngl, a quite grim start to the new here lads

I think Cameron Winter would understand me

Happy birthday zach, from all of us here at /cric/

>>151003225
What's the rationale behind the monthly meet-ups? Is she concerned about your """mental health""""?

I am going ham on the wall tomorrow
After the great revelation of 25/09/2025

>>151003301
today is not my birthday mate
this weekend is my grandfathers 95th birthday though

For me, its au pays du cocaine
Lots to unpack with this new geese album
I think it could take weeks to fully appreciate

no one cares nigga

this neek finds one band/artist (months or years after /mu/) then spams it every 3rd post for 2-3 weeks. such a dire gimmick

Have enjoyed unwound
Cameron winter
Fightstar

Last three years
Hardly one every three months

So it's actually one every 12 months really

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Enjoy your digital ID goy

>>151003281
unironically never got on with any zoomers

I never got zoomers until they said corr you look ripped mate

>digital ID will be mandatory in order to work in the UK
time to become a neet neek lads

really there is lots to go unpack with this latest geese release
the dust will not have settled until at least Christmas

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This country is beyond saving
All you can do is channel your anger into climbing that boulder
Like I did on 25/09/2025

That soft V6 was My burden of dreams

https://youtu.be/nOiv1Xz0AFY?si=fSiFW2SkPbyFJJNq

why dont they do this in cricket?

>V6
>soft V6
>ok it was a hard V5
>fine just an asterisked V5
>so what? V4s are still better than average and I'll do a V5 soon

>>151004388
Based fiji

https://youtu.be/kjxsaFB5svA?si=BO5_3KRh7b04KXpY

Yep

watching the chase on the good laptop

>>151004429
On September 25/09/2026
I climbed a hard 6C+
My rise is unstoppable

>>151004459
based ol' bingo wings

https://youtu.be/BUiUWyRfBeM?si=0qBKVy3aBH9pEjXH

Why do geniuses ever feel this way? God I hope I never feel that way ever again

God I hope you never make me feel way that way ever again
Because I will come down with you with the full force of the Russian military and my grandads millions

Aggravated a perma-niggle. Utterly fucked atm

Not even fentanyl is enough atm

Within Cameron Winter's lyrics there is an inherent insecurity. This is a guy who doesn't take rejection well. His dad is a new York Tarq who created some bullshit app, and he has far too much media interest in his sons music career to be comfortable with.
His lyrics are not those of someone from a together home.

Cameron winter hinted at childhood trauma. I think you need childhood trauma to write a modern masterpiece such as Heavy Metal

need zach and cam to link up
old meets new york

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Holy shit

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If you want me to pay my taxes
If you want me to pay my taxes
You better come on over with a crucifix
You're gonna have to nail me down

i have a sneaking suspicion zachy might have had a beer

How does somebody so economically privileged continue to suffer day in day out?

2 pint bowen can't handle his drink

>>151005230
Cameron winter wrote about this

>>151005233
Bullshit
The Welsh can handle their drink

toil on the morrow morrow

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Why do keep tempting NATO with a good time?
Just get it over with

>>151005289
Toil is a modern tragedy.
I would give my life to not have to thumb a laptop ever again, but I am yet out of ideas as of how to escape this mental prison

>>151005342
thought about hanging doors lad?

if zachy's flat was pokemon artwork, it'd be done by Ken Sugimori

so true
I do own a very peng flat
I am a property developer at this point

https://youtu.be/hxZ_oa8QeOs?si=nDv4sX5ETK7TqpkG

I am always kept safe

Imagine if I lived in my peng flat and didn't have to work, didn't have to thumb a laptop
Respect from toilberg is fleeting, it means literally nothing. All I really want is to just not have to fucking work
There must be a way out of this hell, and I am determined to find it

the trustfund babby who does part-time half-days and is bankrolled by the bank of mummy and grandaddy is pretending he's one of the lads again, lads

>>151005907
thought about investing in crypto?

You could work for thirty years, and then if HR did a round up and found you weren't pleasing everyone around you, they would literally dock your wages right before retirement. You couldn't actually write this horror.
Toiling is an absolute mugs game.

>>151005205
bit in this

>>151005940
The main problem with my mum is that she isn't as rich as my grandfather

Work is literally hell

Wonder how much the British pessimism itt would improve if they got enough sunlight on a regular basis

There is no thanks for toiling
It means literally nothing for the powers that be
You just die, rot, that's it

pozzies are surprisingly cheerful for having never seen snow tbf. would find that very grim myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps4ysIXhUpY
wew, at this point its just jeets shilling for jews isn't it

Work would be good if they didn't always have your neck on the line
It's just hell honestly, nothing you do will ever please toilberg

Those guys smoking crack on a Tuesday morning honestly have a point
But I am not as unwashed as them, and I like my weighted chin-ups

just because the disco was a massive failure this week doesn't mean we should be talking about toil on a friday night

I should burn in hell, but I do not deserve this

The idea that toilberg after 30 years is gonna be like 'thanks for your undying service'
I don't know why I am forgiving as I am, I am about to fucking crack

Bouldering on the morrow

>>151006344
kek so true
im watching baseball right now, gonna do a deep clean of my apartment before the wallabies vs all blacks this afternoon
then another late night of watching ryder cup

My autistic uncle is a millionaire, but form suggests he's got another 15-20 years in him.

But I'm afraid of the way that I'm feeling,
Afraid of this new understanding now
Afraid for the beauty within me
And that which I hold within my hand.

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Good concept

>>151006609
bet he's not as rich as my uncle

I find it funny that all of the best music in the world (according to cric) fits within a small aesthetic window

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50 Mikoyan MiG-31 detected flying over East Germany

just get it over with already

the suspense is killing me
we all know whats going to happen
just get it over with

Bored of this foreplay
Come on, why not just cut to the chase?

Overhearing people talk at toil does my head in
It's so unprofound
You could spend a whole week in the office and not remember a single thing anyone has said, it's just nothingingess. Absolute thicko gabble. I hate toilberg so much for subjecting me to this hell I experience.

climbing scaffolding all day today. was probably a v4 maybe a v6 I dunno

>its up
>>151011079

cricket (non-gendered term)

wtf we got auto'd
feels like its been a while

The european subcontinent
The Indian continent

finna pastrami

Death by a thousand niggles

Mum came over and helped out with the garden today. I put in a couple of hours sorting out the weeds in the lawn. I have become the lawnbro

my kikuyu is a resplendent sea of yellow flowers atm, preparing itself to be brown and dead in a month's time

Hello.

>>151014134
I've just got one patch of it and it is grim. The olivetree overhead has dropped thousands of olives which have left pitts everywhere and the previous owner didn't clean them up and its all yellow and patchy around there

do like a black velvet, 3:1 stout to cider

black velvet is supposed to be champagne and stout. cider and stout mix is an abomination.

up Fitzroy btw

king prawn dhansak is a mediocre dish for mediocre people

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Last day of the season lads...

/COUNTY/ Championship: Last round, day 4
live text and radio links on the BBC website, also streams on the ECB website

>Division One

Essex v Somerset
https://youtu.be/66nAauLI1iY

Hampshire v Surrey
https://youtu.be/a5z0NGL0jw8

Yorkshire v Durham
https://youtu.be/b5KmfLzZMcI

>Division Two

Kent v Derbyshire
https://youtu.be/6Ac_OtDFEmk

Middlesex v Gloucestershire
https://youtu.be/OCAV2I5EZu0

Northamptonshire v Leicestershire
https://youtu.be/q2uLBY3Nzr8

Previous days highlights post >>151003129

>>151014821
Bodied that balding freak

just got to baz 99 to win our Essex

not even 99 kek

was no point in going today shame

fucks sake they're going to make hard work of it. Elgars gone, sums up his season really.

Are you guys excited for the t20 between nz and australia next week?

nah t20 isn't real cricket.

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can anyone here tell me who currently holds the sheffield shield?

GOTTEM

>surrey still haven't got out the hants 11th man

ffs

I made sweet love last night to a woman lads and i feel euphoric today

>>151015864
Have your feelings towards T20 cricket changed today?

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Nice to end the season with a win.

Allison finishes it with a big 6.

>staying up all night because you need to fix your sleep schedule, as a grown adult man
based or cringe?

>>151016863
kek

>>151016947
he's done you zachy

sitting down to watch the 3rd or 4th best 90's action movie: The Long Kiss Goodnight.

>>151018014
based a classic

>>151018014
enjoy it mate hope you are doing ok

>durkek

waterwheel scene is so classic, perfect chekov's gun shit

Just did a big YIKES when I saw Durham's scorecard
See you in Div 2
Can't see Glammy surviving in Div 1 next year (nor Leicestershire, for that matter), but hopefully for glammylad's sake they prove me wrong

/npl/ bros not like this

We are so back /npl/ bros

It's so over

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>relegated fruit thinking da Foxes aren't winning div 1 with Keshav Maharaj signed up

It's so over (for real this time)

drinking time

NEW
>>151023980
>>151023980
>>151023980
>>151023980

>nfl in dublin
yfo

>>151025068
hi turkbro how r u

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Never doubted >us

damn it's actually certain man's birthday today
birthday paradox posting merely one day off yesterday

Oh my God when basil knocks at the back door trying to get in
It literally sounds like a gorilla shaking a steel boxaloo or something
Proper strong little lad

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>>151025931
Just saw this had happened. A new low for Windies cricket.

Bit of a nothingburger really. When Nepal beat West Indies at actual cricket, then you will know times truly have changed.

The brits need Isaac Wood to come back to life with a modern triumph and a rare gem solo album that trumps Heavy Metal
That could save this country, not Nigel Poorage

Charlie Simpson, Patrick Walker and Isaac Wood collab album

i dont think i'll see much of 2026 honestly
simply cannot be arsed anymore

Beats being home at bored, lonely and depressed
'Beats'
Mental how many cases in the English language there are of the exact same utterance and spelling being both a verb and a noun with completely different meanings

>>151029453
Will 2026 be a good year?

Try as I may, I am still fighting for you

Sanskrit and all her children are superior languages than perfidious doublespeak e*glish

im a proud indian but I would never ever never not ever never ever live there

Um sweaty, I control all the institutions of the country, but it's the lower class that are the problem.

Ok now the cricket season has ended I can tell you the cause of my ennui
I have a (proto) gf and have had for a while now

based me called that like a year ago (there were at least 3 terrible denial attempts as well kek)

Really happy for you, you really cool totally telling the truth not a larping neek dude
bnobnonce must be seething someone else is getting bummed by you

zachy seething because the boulder gf dumped him for getting her a 75% off bracelet and bard just took the top shagger of /cric/ crown

why is that a cause for ennui? thought it'd be the exact opposite

>>151031683
kys bnob

not him
and bit harsh, it was just a question. guess you meant to >> the guy above

didn't mean to >> the guy above at all, bnob, but fully aware of how it it looks
you think you are all hidden away, you little neek

>>151031683
She told me she loved me

no such thing as a proto gf. she's either your gf or isn't
just a cope term ol toothpick arms made up

>>151032220
lolll dire larp

>>151032425
certainly don't have toothpick arms you fat neek, piss off and watch the chase you ol' bingoey sick of you

need a holiday

you brits are so wholesome sometimes, don't come to /cric/ tomorrow

w-why

>>151026923
wtf lol
windies are so hot and cold at the moment

We should all learn Latin and speak exclusively in Latin to gatekeep our sport further

Problema linguae Latinae est quod lingua antiqua est, quae ad sermonem hodiernum tractandum non apta est.

>>151036046
Tbf they rested their best players. They had 4 debutants. Should've still beat >us though. Concerning signs for the future tor them thoughbeit

Which one of the brits is the Magdalena Bay fan?
They released new music a few days ago and he hasn't acknowledged it yet
Fake fan me thinks

watching survivor

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gf

nice breasts on your gf

dont know how to talk to asian women

Tried learning the language?

>>151041829
just say "hi" with a japanese samurai inflection

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gf

https://vocaroo.com/1e2Jxq7wh0J6

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theme for this thread: https://youtu.be/RILkCz5VIf0

>>151014904
/REPORTS/ and Highlights of last day of the County Championship 2025

>Division One

Essex 438. v Somerset 433. & 99.
>RESULT: Essex win by 7 wickets.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cx2x0ry1gygo
https://youtu.be/ZPgfYsT-G8g

Hampshire 248. & 160. v Surrey 147. & 281.
>RESULT: Surrey win by 20 runs.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c7081kj248qo
https://youtu.be/tJfhESIULTk

Yorkshire 475. v Durham 346. & 85.
>RESULT: Yorkshire win by an innings and 44 runs.
>Durham are relegated.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c0lkxxlr68ro
https://youtu.be/rpgFlAd_pGA

>Division Two

Kent 271. & 198. v Derbyshire 698/6dec.
>RESULT: Derby win by an innings and 229 runs.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c9wdxnvk1q0o
https://youtu.be/oU5vsJcJsoo

Middlesex 634/9dec. v Gloucestershire 286. & 281.(f/o)
>RESULT: Middx win by an innings and 67 runs.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ceq2zv27j2qo
https://youtu.be/x2prdsdqmTE

Northamptonshire 189. & 333. v Leicestershire 392/7. & 260/5dec.
>RESULT: Leicester win by 167 runs.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c4gkr2k41deo


Pic related is the final table of the season showing Notts as champs, Durham and Worcs relegated from the first division and to be replaced by Leics and Glamorgan next season, both of whom will be joining the top tier for the first time in over 20 years.

previous days highlights
>>150983385
>>150998018
>>151003129

>placed an uber eats order at some mexican place
>turns out its just opened and is about 200m away from me
fuming, could've saved like $8

>he typed it all out again
what a next level neekozoid lmao

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>>151025817
I'm well, watched the man united game yesterday. I enjoyed it. how are you

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>neekozoid
lmao what kind of loser made up term is that?

are you guys looking forward to the summer blowies blowing in?

...yh...aka the great migration

pretty much the great replacement

reckon we all need to set up a trip now so we know who the residents are, and conversely, who the migrants are
a digital ID of sorts

they call me deskbro

>>151047042
show bobs and vagene

>>151047070
show bobs and vagene

>>151047168
show vagene and bobs

>defeat a team twice in the same tournament
>they can still challenge you for the title
what a cucked game
no wonder the tournament is called Double Penetration

>>151003026
Robin Hood was from Sheffield

katuwon ki maa, behen aur betyon ki bhonsda

TOTAL
PAKISTANI
COLLAPSE

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Allah only tests his strongest warriors

*KABOOM*

boom boom afridi

>>151049188
>>151049913
>>151049982
>>151047903
good posts

Pakistan are batting like complete and utter retards

>>151050356
not their fault
pajeets are tinkering with the ball

>>151050356
>from 113/1 to 141/9
utter shitshow as usual

>>151050447
>tf
>tp

>pakistan effectively bowled out for 62

>>151050510
I'm not a pajeet
I'm a muslim
allah hu

How many times has pakis lost in this cup to India? Every other day it's india vs pak

>>151051142
twice
if they won tonight it'd have been
>Pak wins 1-2 India

God I hate muslims so much

>>151051191
malun

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>mfw Abhishek Bachchan gets out for 0 and dindus lose

>>151051126
get the fuck out of india then. you people are the problem. you cockroaches take over every country you live in, and then cry oppression when other religions try to establish themselves as well. indians graciously allow you to live in india but every other country you force islam on everyone and then cry oppression when it doesn't take.

Whenever I walk past any of the tarq brunch / bistro / patisserie places in town they're always full of women
Women just love spending money on needless extravagances, they can't help themselves
Did you know that women are responsible for about 85% of household and consumer spending?

i have absolutely no idea how to read the scoreboard in this brown game

Indians always shit the bed in the final match
but still if Pakis win the tournament after winning 1 out of 3 matches that's just sad

Just been RAF club for my grandfather's birthday
I am posh but I will never be able pull it off like Jack Whitall. Maybe it's the Welsh in me.
I will never understand how to be shamelessly posh

no hard dick
no party

ohnono
they will have to restart the match from the start
get pakis batting again

India choking this shit

>>151052146
they always do in the finals
pajeets are weak mind

My day 0 was my mums vagina
She gets well bitchy and cynical when she is intoxicated
I suppose the pear never falls to far from the tree (feminine)

don't worry kohli will redeem

THESE PAKIS GOT FUCKING HANDS GOOD LORD

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>>151052257
Kohli is not playing

lmao indians getting btfo
pakis the true kings of asia

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>>151052292

>>151052297
Europe too from what I've heard

My sister raised an extremely profound point today. Today 'is very today'. Like you meet all these 2nd cousins. But today is 'extremely today'.
A common neek like bard could never drop a truthie like that

>>151052503
I'll raise your sister a very profound tip iykwim

>redditor blown away by reddit tier "intelligence"

if you consider bard as intelligent, based on his postings, then you have to be real thick to be honest

Genuinely no clue what Zachy is going on about

zachy's fuming because bard is certified top shagger in /cric/, so he's started back on an offensive against him

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>>151052745

count choke

MASALA this final is fitting for a India v KABOOM match

wouldn't mind a tikka masala now desu

†garam

with naan ... aaaammmoirite¿??

my nan's dead mate

soz moite :((

Sanju Samson is my favourite christian

>>151053790
was

abrar is a fucking NERD like who wears glasses anymore lmao

wtf I like darkskinned people now

>>151052745
Just blogs on about his shit boring life and has autistic rage fits at anyone else who becomes a “personality” on /cric/. Even has to post “happy birthday” to himself on here kek.

>>151053872
no wonder they sent him out for wearing incel glasses

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*glitz it glitz it*

parkis breaking the rhytm on purpose
fucking hell these fags can never play fair

>>151052587
kek

reminder we muslims scored 146 in only 19.1 overs

You have to say that Pakistan have been the best team throughout the tournament, and worthy winners

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heh easy win, never doubted kohli, he redeemed yet again

also fuck muslims

FUCK PAKISTAN
ISLAM IN SHAMBLES

Pakistan status?

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>>151055543
>>151055582
>>151055602

destroyed them 3-0
the rivalry is over

>>151055632
*KABOOM*

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>all that talk about skin color and race only to get BTFO by a dravidian chad

>>151056033
BASED Namboodiri

Long Island City Here I Come

>>151057203
Stay at the Hilton and punch the black nigga at the front desk in the face.
Tell him I said hi.

The new geese is great to be honest
Like how much is sounds like can at times

I am afraid for the beauty within me

One of my cousins is s bit of a douchebag to be honest

Narcissists are really weird blokes, like it's impossible for them to ask a question about you

https://youtu.be/H2qb7k8SZLI?si=CbTeVjzybr54CWRQ

I would say my cousin Jake is a narcissist

Bard, Daniel hay
All have the same mental illness

>The India players did not reappear for the trophy presentation, with reports claiming they did not want to receive the trophy from Asian Cricket Council president and Pakistan Cricket Board chairman Mohsin Naqvi.
fucking lol

>>151059688
I remember one of my cousins trying to bicep shame me when I was like 13 years old and he was 22 and on roids
spent all Xmas and boxing day trying to annoy me about it
he ended up being a fag. started singing on cruise ships and moved to Melbourne where he got a pair of pugs
so guess I won in the end

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Back from on pitch sesh followed by a Navratri sesh (more details will follow)

Have boycotted the terrorist cup out of respect to the victims of Pahalgam but don't worry i will be incessantly insulting you filthy subhuman shiteating cousin fucking goat molesting abused-since-childhood-by-your-imam 5-times-a-day-arsesniffing genetically defective mentally incapacitated good-fer-nothing land squatting scum

BrahMos come soon
Akhand Bharat next
Your mothers and sisters will do Ghar Wapsi
H*ris R*uf HOW'S THE JOSH YOU PAKI NIGGER

Fuck pisslam
Fuck poo ham head
All*h is shaped line my arsehole

Bharat Mata Ki Jai
Bring on Operation Sindoor 2.0 so we have more paki soldiers given their cremation

>>151052503
didn't understand this post but do not believe I got filtered. think it was just nonsense / doesn't make sense

obviously got the 2nd line, just mean the first
describing today as 'today' is circular. closer to a dumb than profound comment if you remotely think about it

On pitch sesh, played 20min ovee the usual hour as no group came after, 5G + 3/4A in a raucous 13-13 draw. Two goals of particular beauty
1st
>come short to the right back position
>switch it wide left and receive the pass back to the centre
>pass it back to the sikh bro on the left who ran up the wing
>i make the run peeling off to the right to slip my marker
>chipped pass comes in
>first time left foot volley on the run BACK O' THE NET
2nd
>pull out wide left
>another sikh bro plays the slide rule through ball but a bit overhit
>collect it from the corner
>cut back
>stand up the the defender
>feign to cut back again/shoot until i see moment i'm looking for
>he opens his legs that fraction like bnob's whore mam should never have
>from the left i shoot it through his legs and BANG bottom far corner keeper didn't even see it
/cric/ shitters will never know these simple joys because you ain't got the skills, you all ran away from having a little kickabout

>>151067988
I've scored goals in 7-a-side that you could only dream of scoring

Monday: 40% rort
Tuesday: 25% rort
Wednesday: 5% rort
Thursday: 15% rort
Friday 100% rort

>>151074041
crisp

got rorted by the sun today. luckily it's only gonna get hotter haha

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Coupla decent cops.
The spectacled, acned, andbracered young lady behind the counter made a joke about the bag "getting her first use" as she was placing the figure inside of it. If only she knew how many times I've jerked off to Kirino...

>>151074649
kek, based
you the sex doll guy i assume? if so, can you post more irl shit like this - it always cracks me up

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>>151068938
I don't need to dream, i visualise then manifest these absolute tekkers. Gavaskar-Border Kickabout Series let's be havin' ya

>>151074881
I'd meg you 15 times in one move, just 30seconds of me megging you before I move forward and score a worldie

outwit
outplay
outlast

>>151074892
>this level of overexaggeration
Lmao i can smell the fear just as your ancestors did when they were tied to a ball and chain and shunted off to the arse-end of the world. You ain't got the tekkers bruv

>>151074967
the thing about my fútbal skills is that a lot of it is imperceptible to someone of your ilk
you wouldn't recognise my elite scanning rate, you wouldn't notice the extra half a metre of space i created for myself before I take off on a run in behind the defence, you wouldn't notice me building up your mental image of how I play throughout the game just to subvert it at the crucial moment when I need to score
It'd be a bloodbath (or in your case a blooddeoderant)

>>151075010
>elite scanning rate
Of the menu in KFC lol howling at this larp

>>151075088
t. larpqueen

>>151075136
>parroting my words
Mentally disintegrated kek

>>151075236
I dont think you actually know ball at all, seeing as you got pressed as soon as a real player confronted your larp

Welsh genes are incapable of being good at football

what about welsh jeans?

Don't think they make jeans in Wales. Mine are from Blackburn.

don't think it's an overstatement to say that zachy completely ruined /cric/. actually used to be a pretty decent community

t. enabler

>>151075857
I disagree. I dont believe he is influential enough to cause such an effect. To me he's just a bit of an ugly balding man with noodle arms

one has to ask why one would destroy that which he loves

don't think it's an overstatement to say that bnob's dad completely ruined bnob's arsehole

>>151074649
lgm (gay)

if this post ends in 7 I'll bring the Miku bag to work tomorrow and play it completely straight

>>151074925
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YF (ey ah ey ah) O

GOTTEM

Hello cric

heya :))

psa: big blast of blowies incomin'

Can’t wait for a big Seven’s Summer of Cricket™ (formerly nines)

>>151076442
hi mate

>>151076479
looking forward to the t20i between australia and new zealand on Wednesday?

>>151076496
Not really , but I will be tuning in to the shield

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>>151076713

any good cusic going turkbro mate?
also thoughts on cam winter?

>>151077699
you might like electrelane.
I should give that guy a listen some time

Chris woakes retired

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