Pens Edition Previous >>151872844
First for my kangz :)
>>151887266My penguins ):
/KRAK/
/playoffsbound/
come on, you bunch of shitstains, whos gonna fight me here? I can easily beat 5 swedes, 4 finns, 3 czech, 2 americans and 1 canadian, canadians are tought bastards. used to be! not anymore. now its only poos and poos. drop yer gloves you bunch of weaks
>>151887457*cup checks you*
>>151887457* shoots you *
flames hockey tonight :D
>>151887457I don't know how to fight but I can bench 2.5pl8
>>151887659the nhl is bussin fr fr
just as everyone suspected
>>151887659bjurman described leos current form as the biggest swedish breakout since ep40s rookie triumph with vancouver in the fall of 2018, i agree with that assessment
Drafting down syndrome ishowspeed instead of Ivan Demidov is hilarious
What's the opposite of the blue square?
>>151887869Geekie might be better than Pasta this season
Toronto's tandem is a joke. How the fuck is treliving going with them when their combined highest games played doesn't add up to 82?But never mind the fact that this tandem can't play a full season, now they can't even play full games. Both of them got pulled in the second last night, Stolie in an Ahl game against Boston, and Woll in an Ahl game too.I hope Treliving and Berube are both fired and shot into the sun.
>>151887577my balls are made of steel
What the hell was that noise on the Pittsburgh broadcast?
Well, looks like my wingies are back to being dogshit
Beginning to see why JT Miller was run out of Vancouver. A fucking shit tier leader.
>3 point night for bedard>ded wongs
>>151888988Americans tend to make pretty shitty captains. Just look at this list of 'leaders':>Auston Matthews (Toronto Maple Leafs)>Brady Tkachuk (Ottawa Senators)>Clayton Keller (Utah Hockey Club)>Dylan Larkin (Detroit Red Wings)>Quinn Hughes (Vancouver Canucks)>J.T. Miller (Vancouver Canucks)>Anders Lee (New York Islanders)
grim
>>151889185He's looking legit pissed
>>151889382He should be embarrassed.
Our Sennies play again tonight! :)
had quite sticky marners lately. think it might be related to my increased consumption of olive oil which ive used for making pasta dishes and toast this week. will continue the efforts of research in what exactly has changed the consistency in my mitch marner.
>>151887912Last based black guy to play hockey was Byfuglien.
>>151889949fucking me too. I got these sausages for a quick and easy meal, used to be 10$ for a pack of 10 and now its gone up to 12.99$ and theres one fewer in it! As a result my Marners have been greasy. Don't think I'll be buying them again
>lames
>>151890382>flames #14you'll find that we dont take kindly to him anymore
best NHL tough guy ever80 IQ take:>Reaves90 IQ take:>Laraque100 IQ take:>Brashear110 IQ take:>Tie Domi120 IQ take:>Probert130 IQ:>Kocur / McSorly>140 IQTony Twistyou cant argue that. if you argue that, you immediately drop bellow 90 IQ
I'm going on a date with a girl in two days :) (well, more like one and a half)
>>151890868Did Gary approve this?
>>151890919i approved it! what, am i not a fuckin' captain? besides garys got enough on his plate with the HUD business.
>>151890919I don't need his approval.
now that my boy Scott Laughton is back, watch out!
>>151890947>>151890967You guys have gone rogue?! Gary's not gonna like that.
>pens
>>151891008Berube said he's out. I think he got concussed from that Zadorov hit.
>>151890735Being a MAGAtard is sad enough. Being a canadian one is downright embarrassing
>>151891132You will never be a woman
has pre-gary nhl ever been cuck'd harder than this?
>>151891206Hi Theo
>>151891220no. today I saw a man in a whalers sweatshirt at the gym
>>151891220>30 years of growing the game™>only sovl the team has is their old citys jersey
There are many paths, but one way. Laffs are on one of the paths.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8vF6akF6jg
>rags
>>151891421these idiots just lost to the kongs kwab
>>151888526what type of jockstrap are you wearing?
>>151891484I dont
>>151891465The rags just got shut out 5-0 on home ice by their biggest rival in a game celebrating 100 years as a franchise, they are also 0-7 at home on the season and have been shut out in 5 of those 7 games, all under Mike Sullivan
>>151891561>steel-balling
so. as I said, I have a day off and a ton of whisky, and a couple of options to do. go to /pol/ and tickle balls of newfags, but its borring. watch a movie? but there is no decent movie to watch for a decent man these days. go to jewtube and be a degenerate scrolling through millions of shorts. or go to my beloved hoc and do smf? and I did >>151890757 it took me10 mins to put it together, and what? Im not sure is this peddit or what?
it looks like a lifetime of avoiding cheeseburgers was the right move after all
i dont like whiskey it makes me feel funny
>>151891726Imagine this feeling, but you're sober, and it happens every time you post about hockey, all day every day. Welcome to /hoc/
>from the river to the sea, the river to the sea!!
>>151891564kek that is true >rags
>>151891808what's he whining about?
>>151891763that means it's working
>>151891931Something about free palestine
>>151891756good for him. i hope he keeps it up. he was terrible last year.
What the fuck. i hate them now.
>>151891726* shoots you again *
nevur forget
>>151891808>>151891931>allah achkbar jihad kill the infadels
Cayden Lindstrom is a confirmed bust.blow jackets lose again
>>151892224>laffs
>>151892131Im evading, you dum dum, now drop your gloves
>>151891756a shame about the hair. someone should have a quiet word.
so I ended up scrolling through millions of pointless degenerate shorts on jewtube. thanks, lads, love you all too. would fight with any of you, tho. but not today.
>>151892414Who will shave it all off first, him or Matthews?
>>151892458I thought Russians watched rutube or something like that. Guess I'm naive.
>>151892277* stealths you then shoots you *
>>151892482He will wear proactive baldness better. Bedard should look into flow implants.
this is bedard's world and you're just livin' in it
I think we need to have a serious conversation about whether or not the Blackhawks are going to make the playoffs this year.
>>151892716They're good. The West is bad. They make.
>>151887912He has debilitating back pain like luigi mangione
>>151892482have not watched a leaf game yet, is this guy finished? cant find him on the scoreboard
>>151892753Patrick Kane should rejoin the team now that they're resurgent, same with Toews.
>>151891008have not watched a leaf game yet, is this guy finished? cant find him on the scoreboard
hehe
>>151892829Finished?! What kind of question is that?!The man has as many goals and assists as former linemate Tyler Bertuzzi.
>>151892865He hasn't even started.
For me it's wild-flames
>>151892985I am also retarded
Olivier has to be banned for life at this point
>>151891808>>151892160He’s Christian, retards
>>151893081His wife ain't
>>151892985ur sota is getting burned tonight
>>151893081He's an atheist.
>>151893081I've been calling him Mika.
The laffs?? On a Sunday??
Ah, so that's why he sticks with the Oilers. He prefers them flat.
i could 1v1 deslauriers or xhekaj
>>151893411laffs shames and jest triple header
our Steelies play in a few hours
>>151893119Johansson is playing his 1000th NHL game tonight so it will be a win.
>>151893637Literally who
>>151893670Haha wow stop talking to me you cretin.
>>151893637you keep switching posting style so i dont know who im talking to now. but the mild have no chance against my flames, rumours are they're burning like brimstone
craig berube: not a bee, nor a rube
It's been 18 months since the kraken have won the second game of a back to back
>>151893734Maybe stop being schizo every day and realize it's 50 different swedes coming and going. My posts are generally informative and high quality.
>>151893762That's Kracken Hackey Baby!
>>151893767no i need to know who im talking to otherwise it feels disingenuous. thats why i hate flags on this board, it produces a fake identity where there should be none
>>151893762I'd like to buy a vowel"o"
leaf bros should we just accept that basketball is now our soon to be #1 most popular sport ?
>>151892829Finnish? He's American
>>151893840Finish? I haven't even started.
>>151893762uhh yeah i think im ready to solve the puzzle!
>>151893081is he ethnically armenian or persian?
>>151893702>play 1000 NHL games>never win shit>never draw a dime
>>151893962Yes, he is, ethically speaking, a person.
>>151893962Father was Christian that fled Iran due to religious persecution and he married Swedish roastie that already had another child
>>151894010sorry, you'll have to excuse my lisp. i meant persian aka iranian.
I don’t miss Marchment very much. Has he been good in Seattle?
>>151894235not really
how many boints today?
>>151894393Him and Johnston have chemistry so they’ll be involved in all of eachothers goals from now on.
>>151894393pp merchant
Time for my Sensies :)
>>151894422>laffs
>>151894438yeah you laff now but after they win by 5+ goals tonight you'll be be leafing :)
Mats Sundin is a fuckin bum
Soooo what about that Yzerplan?
>otter cannednoice
W H O ?
>>151894479cope they're still in a playoff spot
>before the game starts we must hand out an award to this female playerkill Gary kill Gary kill Gary kill Gary kill Gary
>duncan keith going in to the hall of fameNow i feel fuckin old
>>151894531oops my bad bro
Razor made it into the hall of fame :)
>>151894529JEN
>>151894529All the hall of fame inductees are there retard. But I agree some of these women shouldnt be in it. Oh look there's Jen.
>>151894479It's won as many Stanley Cups as your shit team.
>>151894551is that why he isn't on the call?
krak'd
Joe Thornton, 1500 points and never drew a dime
>>151894576Correct
>>151894433>Woman commentary Shan't be watching tonight
Schwartzeeee skarrrr!!!
>>151894551
>>151894591Reminds me that the laffs should maybe try shaving when they play in their next playoffs
I hope the leafs can play well with a house full of hockey hall of famers in attendance.
scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarmy starsies :)
>>151894625soft call
matthews spits on the ice during the american anthem...
>>151894614
>>151894655#NotMyPresident #LoveIsLove
>>151894655he saw a small chip in it that he wanted to rejuvenate in time for the game
>>151894660Who is that?
the bussi is in the cage
>>151894700
Johnston has 20 pts now
I don't like women who wear their hair like this
>woman calling the Ottawa game
>>15189472220 pts and no milly kwab
I can't take the Canes seriously when I hear the word "bussy" every minute
>>151894773I had a controversial last name growing up.
>>151894761true kwab steelies soon :)
>>151894773
>>151894785based goebbels
>>151894785Didn’t ask
>>151894759Her voice is atrocious
>>151894761>>151894789He’s doing better than that twink busy your shit team for touristatards paid thru the nose (large nose) for.
I bet that Gord Miller is a bussy connoisseur
>>151887912Teds can't have nice things
uh oh dylan's having another melty
>>151894785Was it the N-word?
>>151894812Gord Miller has PTSD from the freedom convoy honking
>>151894828No but it is a racial slur of sorts
WELLJAM KNEELANDER SCARRRR
I don't think the players should spit.
>>151894916And I don’t think Thanksgiving should be classified as a fall holiday but here we are.
wth is a bussi
the mammies STINK!
I still miss her bros ;_;
>>151894803Just like all other women
Meme goal by my Sensies :)
>>151894957did she die?
>>151894957I'm trans btw
>>151894956>>
>>151894969Nah she started doing music and acting
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>laffs
The Carolina jerseys are a mess. It looks like they got hit by a tornado.
>>151895025they needed the helmets
>>151895042Why do teams always have to change?
Seggy scarrrrs
>>151895050because gary is a greater daemon of tzeentch
>>151894957https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N8eqFpNZYSg>that little half step key change halfway through the anthem>that flourish on 'strong and free-ee-ee-ee'>holding the last 'foOoOoOOoor theeeeee' when the moment called for itAbsolutely GOATed
sebastian asshole lol
>>151895050the funny thing with carolina is everyone complains about every change they make but people also complained that they had the worst jerseys in the league before they change
>SNES
>*watches analytically*
>>151895100lovely permanent
samiblay hit nikishin he will not be happy about that
>>151895100you could make a tv show about this guy from his looks alone
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>>151895169He has the same haircut as some kid who got bullied in elementary school in the 90s
>>151895205
torontské javorové listy
bussi is loose...
>>151895261hello david
>>151895319hi
>>151895042Jen the canes can’t even secure a helmet sponsor >>151895050To sell more merch to goyim
>>151895100this is why the canes lack grit (till this year)
yinzer moment
another canes defenceman to IR
Anybody got video or stills of the hand slice?
>>151895417couldn't see shit on tsn
cool it with the antisemitism
How has Stankoven been for the Canes?
so bussy refers to the literal asshole of a man
>>151895472welcome to 4chansometimes you'll see it spelled bucci
>>151895417
I love the Wild North Stars jerseys
>>151895541me, too
they're campaigning to retire #8 leaguewide already...
holy shit our power play
>>151895541they remind me of subway (which is underrated btw)
>>151895601small pp
How do you pick a random NA city to root for
lol thats good
oh, goodness>le clubbies
>>151895617
>>151895624You should root for the team your favorite Czech player plays for
>>151895692smaller
*taps paper*
>>151895624there are no rules
My Sensies :) Can't believe Green keeps scratching this kid.
>>151895692is this how sunbelters raise their daughters, gary?
YOWCH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-1uM3kL1IA
>>151895804oof ouch owie
>>151895536
>>151895624Why pick a city when you can pick a long peninsula?
did dangle faint when legault cut his hand?
>>151895617please be gentle with large PP dallas-san
hildeby's nickname should be hildebeast
My Sensies :)
reminder: the mammies are 1-4-0 in their last 5
>>151896083I was ready to put them in the WCF last week
Mammies
>>151896083Reminder 1993
don't let the oceanbros down like this krakkers
good 1st by my flames :) this is a win
Playing back-to-back games on the road seems like it'd be fucking miserable. Practically all your resting is in an airport or on the plane. Fuck that.
>>151896183my habbies won the lee! :)
>>151889161it makes even more sense when you understand that this man is the winningest american captain in nhl history
What's the deal with Kevin Gorge in Minnesota?
>>151889161Lee is a good captain
these ads are just incredible. i need a ford f150 right now because i can drive literally on top of a mountain. take my money gary
canes defence needs a phone a friend lifeline right about now
THE PROCESS OF BLOWING
We love our reffies protecting their bets :)
UH OH, SNESIES
Gary has ordered ot in Toronto.
>>151894458They're 1 away bro...
>>151896570makes sense. it's sunday night, so people might be late for work tomorrow if it goes to ot. their boss will ask what happened and theyd say sorry i was watching hockey. the boss would scoff at first, but then check out a game for himself to see what all the fuzz is about. brilliant stuff by gary
>>151896607Man shut the fuck up you miserable fag
>>151896636You're mean :/
I don't understand these refs. That was a good Utah goal
>>151896636It’s not Sven’s fault you’re surrounded by preets and >your hockey team sucks after the avatar of poop didn’t want to play there anymore
>>151896659Sorry im not impressed by arrogant annoying blogposting swedish newfag
>>151896660All reffies are betting nowCan't wait for the investigation!
>>151896660There are no good Utah goals.
>>151896675all hoc posters are friends
Sup bros I'm hot dog guy from last night. Made chicken to eat while I watch the flames v wild tonight. This game sucks so far, hopefully my food doesn't.lmao 6 guys
>>151896702This is not true; I dislike most posters
too many men call on my flames :(
>>151896705Should have made more dawgs broI could go for a couple>>151896719Why can't weee be frens :(
>>151896454sure get yourself a lunch box hauling vehicule that you can't park anywhere in yurope
>mammoth>extinct kwab
>>151896607Gary always has the working man on his mind.
>poot4h
@grok are elephants and mammoths related?
>>151896705un canned vegetables anonyou need them
>>151896743>yuropescandinavia is nothing like the continent. the chevy silverado is pretty popular and they seem to have no issues
>>151896769No - they are related by marriage.
>>151896769no elephants are related to hippopotanusesmammoths are related to bears
snes will blow this
>>151896769>google mammoth>hockey team not even on first page They really fucked up
>>151896769Mammoths are more closely related to bananas than elephants are related to mushrooms
>>151896791makes sense chevies are the vehicule of choice of closeted religious homos southbelters
>>151896769> Mammoths and Asian elephants are more closely related to each other than they are to African elephants
>>151896815They need to pull off a museum heist, maybe get some social media interns and Tucson Roadrunners to shove some mammoth bones in somebody's truck
>>151896705We have the same countertops
>>151896839i am also deeply closeted
>>151896835Does that mean you're more likely to slip on a mammoth skin than an elephant skin?
>>151896879Norm was a Hasb fan
>>151896705Chimken.>>151895472Yeah. I'm not ready for any time bussi does bad to see multiple posts about getting bussi ate.
ive heard eating bussi gives you worms and pink eyes kinda like lurking in /hoc/ changing room
>>151896888Not unless they succeed in cloning more mammoths.
>>151896835Humans are related to mushrooms that’s why mushrooms have an uncomfortably fleshy texture.
>>151896914I didn't even know he was sick.
>>151896914he rebuked them after they traded subban he died a flames fan
>>151896781wife made these
>>151896949Remember when there was a big monkeypox epidemic that was spreading to children and when it was determine it was a gay man sex disease it suddenly stopped being mentioned everywhere? Hockey
>>151896949Man they keep pucking my bussi. It's kinda gay if you ask me.
remember when svech used to hit people...
>>151896992That’s grounds for divorce
puckdoku mentioned on the broadcast
>>151897030>>151896992idk might be the remedy to a 4 hotdanks a day habit
>>151897061former coyote hall scored
my flamies :(
>>151897005Mentioning it on reddit 5 years ago results in a site wide perma ban
>>151897096Your feed is very slow friendo
>>151897111checkedim still banned from /r/philly and /r/habs for shitposting in /r/philly and bragging about it in /r/habs 10 years agoi regrat nothing
nylander had bussi at his mercy
gg stors, 0/16 in back to backs
>>151897191Toronto has been stretching bussy all night
>>151897191If only the ref wasn't huffing farts the last time he scored
>>151897170what do you mean by that, "friendo".
are we watching>lolirados - cantpucksor>jests - québec city canards?
>>151897332nucks and avs, see what the 9-1 hangover is like
r8I hate the flames so much it's unreal
i'm still thinkin the snes blow this
>>151897332ESPN multiview allows me to watch up to 4 games at once
tfw the demons inside begin to take over
>croissants with brussel sprouts
>>151897374aight - 7/10 global + .75 for bbq - 7.75/10 i absolutely hate bussi sprouts, but did not duck points for them
Why is lankinen in net again?
>>151897418What's wrong with that other than your Indian-level pluralization?
>>151897396
>>151897438He pronounces croissant as quaessaunt
>>151897438Yes the plural is actually brussels sprout. It's kind of like attorneys general.
>leafsies
>>151897332Ducks are must see tv now
les sprouts brusselmakes sense
>>151897374Grim but passable in the grand scheme.Brussels sprouts look decent if they're seasoned properly but could definitely benefit from a harder cook with more colour, Pilsbury crescent rolls are poverty tier food, chicken breast looks bland but overall well cooked if a little overdone. Not bad, not great, room for improvement but overall better than 80% of the human population ate tonight.
UH OH STANKY
>>151897460Do you guys have ESPN in Canada?
croissants >krwAH-ssAN' (absolutely silent N and T)also a lot of /ck/ youtubers startesld saying "blanc" blank and it really irritates my french ass
>>151897518No, but a lot of ESPN broadcasts get simulacast, and they show some espn shows like PTI AND ATH.
general reminder if it hasnt snowed where you live by now, you live in the sunbelt. simple as.
>startesld
>>151897518some cable tv packages have iti have onhockey . tv
I don't get why Berube is upset about that McCabde giveaway. Isn't that the basis of his entire system?
>>151897551>Darn!
>40-20 SOG for CarolinaLmfao, Laffs are honestly so fucked for the next 5 years or more.
>2nd in the division>negative goal differential most fraudulent team in the league
>>151897458i also enjoy it when my preferred team achieves victory in the ice hockey contest
>>151897536>>151897547We originally got ESPN unlimited for WWE shows, but my wife is from Iowa and she loves ice hockey. So when she saw NHL Power Play was included, she got me to watch and now I'm hooked
>/hoc/ thought we were entering a mammoth dynasty
>>151897538does rain count
>>151897626Lowkey we're entering a Blue Jackets era
shitun-gary restrictedthats nice
>>151897636fantilli hasn't even woken up yet
>>151897568Carolina is like this with every team, to be fair Leafsies have paper for defence
>>151897538It's been a few years since we've had any snow
my avies :)
Based go flames
>>151897636Wrong, it’s the Dawn of the Duck
>>151897669they haven't been that suffocating this season with their injuries, they still shoot a lot from everywhere but the other side hasn't been as staunch
>>151897630No, you fucking bitchass punk
>>151897568Nah sog being abnormally high is normal for canes. High scoring isn't. 4+ without an empty net is the most abnormal for canes.
>>151897710zamn thats crazy yall got snow already
My goodness, already time to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey and holy am I excited!
>>151897656We are 5 hours away from Dallas, so we only get to watch them on national broadcasts. They're mostly blacked out
Scotiabank Library strikes again
>>151897669What's defence for laffs? They always believed in star offence and goaltending but not defence for a really long time. Their last great dman is probably Salming in the 70s-80s.
CANES WIN!!!\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
>KniesKWAB
>>151897735grimtexas is just that big...
Wow Dan Murphy looks great tonight!
>>151897728me too, the avs scored all their goals for tonight, yesterday against the oilers so we're good.
steelies strugglin' a bit bro's
>>151897728I'd start a riot for that ass
BUSSI'S CLOSED!
Leafs are fucked. Gonna take a decade to rebuild. Matthews will play for Vegas.
>>151897601Im not sure what it costs now but 8 bucks a month or whatever it was when it first started for espn plus was a really good deal
>>151897728go nucks go
bussi let it slide in 4 times only because he couldn't help it
Watching the ducks game
>slow panning shots of all the canadian players on the avs while they do the american anthem
Gooooooooo ducks
>>151897771ESPN unlimited comes with live access to EVERY channel under their umbrella, every game from every sport they have access to, WWE, all the documentaries. There's a lot included, but it's $300/year. We've only had it for a month, but I'd say we've already gotten our money's worth with all the hockey we've watched
why did they replace the qt anthem singer with some zoomer?
>>151897812grim
>>151896769Yes, mammoths are extinct relatives of modern elephants, both in the family Elephantidae.
Watching the TSN feed of the ducks game. The production is GOD AWFUL.
it's always a good sign when every team plays their backup goalie against you
