wednesday on /hoc/ >>152047611
>score a goal>everybody hugs youis hockey gay?
>>152050692>>152050692>>152050692>>152050692
>>152050708>p o w e r>o f>f r e n s h i p
>>152050708you tell me
>>152050720and for him to miss like that, jack hughes nearly broke his spine
knights play tomorrow
Celebrini needs to make the Olympic team if only for the fact that there needs to be somebody on the ice to make sure old man Crosby doesn't fall down and hurt himself
>>152050720impressive love merchant
The Soilers are grateful McDavid took a pay cut
>>152050758lynchian
>>152050769cope the ice was chippy
I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLDI'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLDCOME OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>152050788does he have any embarrassing nudes? seems like it would be on brand
My penguins (:
>>152050796i don't think so but he used to bang amy schumer when she wasn't a landwhale kwab
You're all going to H-E-double hockey sticks
>>152050815>youzz
>>152050708>*pats your ass one more time really hard for emphasis as you're trying to skate away*
>>152050815now that's a heckin' rare pupper
>>152050755the worst part is that they aren't even good offensively, they're in the bottom half of the league for shot and chance generation and it's all softballs from the point and draisaitl from the right hashes
Is McDavid even trying? should he be allowed on the Olympic team?
why did he rhyme masses with masses
>>152050868well he is number 2 in scoring but you wouldn't know that watching the team play
>>152050874because the song was originally called Walpurgis and they changed all the lyrics but they couldnt figure out how to change that line to fit
>>152050889>it's realbased desu
Skinner will be the center of a huge gambling scandal
>>152050950and then when that happens he'll be done like dinner. skinner will be done like dinner.
>>152050975Seriously wtf is their front office thinking when it comes to skinner>make it to the cup off your elite offense, lose because of goaltending>make it again, lose again because of goaltending"Ok guys I know what we should do""A new goalie I hope""No resign mcdavid and keep running our elite offense"
>>152050983they should trade for devin cooley
based brock
based otc1
aves take the cup this year eh? what happened last year?
>assv
when do the good teams play?
>>152051073knights play tomorrow luckily
>>152051073nuckies play today
>>152050755Oilies are back to their 2010s form
the darkest hours of the night
>>152051120The Vegas Golden Knights are darkest just before the dawn...
buddest before the 1
>>152051133how so
>>152051146No sun to illuminate their Golden armour
>>152051156fuck i guess you're right
>>152050755I keep hoping after all the fucking around they'll finally have to find outBut the west is so fucking bad these dipshits will probably sneak into the 'yoffs again bullshit their way to another SCF
>>152051156>armour
>>152051207Mcdavid has played too much hockey over the last few years. The olympics is going to wear him out even more. He can't do it all this season.
Still craving deep dish
>>152051287Well yeah
>>152051294yet knob still plays him and drai 24 mins a night...
>>152050708hockey's for everyone
/hoc/ is for everyfren
why not use magnets and stuff to make the puck behave like the golden snitch from Harry Potter
>>152051073There are no good teams this year.
>>152051668No, the Canucks are really good this year
draisaitl has to be the most uncharismatic player in recent history. not personality wise of course, that goes to the hughes brothers, but watching that stiff geriatric fuck score the exact same goal over and over again and knowing hes german has me fuming.
>>152051073February
>oilers are playing again tonightGeeze
>>152051736
playoffs
>>152051736the season turnaround starts tonight.
>>152051736the beatings will continue
Flames are really not that bad of a team. Teams like Nashville, St Louis, and Calgary look unusually bad this year because teams like San Jose, Anaheim, Seattle, and Utah have finally taken big steps forward. The basement of the league isn't as bad so new teams find themselves in the basement.Last year at this time there were 13 teams with records below 0.500 and this season there are only 5. I think a lot of why the Flames had such a good season last year was because they feasted on weak competition, and there really aren't many teams in that group this year.
>>152051736funny enough they only had 24 points after 22 games last season
>>152051769this is just cope, flames should have been taking a step forward with them but they cant score a goal to save their life and conroy only sells never buys
>>152051784there's fucking nothing to buy this season anyway
>>152051797guentzel was for salenow he has 11 goalsnot a single flame has 8
>>152051718The Canucks haven't been good since .. the incident. Don't pretend like you don't know this.
They should trade him for Sammy Blais
>>152051883
>>152051769Fair points, plus my Flames just won so they are trending up
>>152051527Lmao they are homos
>>152051769>>152051784Maybe even the players on the Canadian teams know that it's never happening under Gary. So everybody kind of just gave up. Zoomers don't put in the work when things get tough. They see the game has been rigged against them for these teams for the ENTIRETY of their lives.They're in a system where they can't win. While Gary loads up his little chosen Sunbelt teams with real players and the games are exciting to watch because the players try hard and they want to win and energy is high, and then you have the Canadian teams where it's never happening under this regime. Maybe that's why things are a little different this year. Sure as shit looks that way in Edmonton, Toronto, and Vancouver. The players know.
>>152051615based :)
>>152051082how are you coping knowing you're going to lose your third captain in 3 years?
>>152051994I wish I lived somewhere where I could be a loyal toady for a regime
>>152052040
>>152051994The hindus are on it, Canada's power is growing
>>152052197Why was I supposed to think that Canadian lakes and creeks were ever clean
>>152051994Your team is shit and run by a retard.
In my opinion there should be a Milf hockey league
>>152052357does the 'm' stand for macklin?
nothing matters, no one cares, we're all going to die, go flames go
>>152052405Flames already ded
>>152052405hoob fits right in with that group of losers
>bro nothing really matters but I REALLY need my 1 million a year salary
>>152052405go flames :) love the occasional blowout win. ethical tank strategy
> "Our spotlight event on last night's 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh' calendar certainly lived up to the billing. >soilers were left oozing and sobbing uncontrollably, following extended violations of their bussy. It was like a long goon session for our viewers, just like they like it. We here at HRIC are proud to provide quality programming such as this. It's our game you know."
Unironically Gulutzan was the real coach in Edmonton.
>tfw you take a massive discount for the worst 5v5 team in the league
>>152052508they'll be fine. they just haven't dug in yet.
Our Sennies finally play today!>ill be in bed by the end of the 1st
>>152052543Gary really hates us
>>152052436My teds :(
Today is national shut the fuck up day in Canada
>>152052547I rest easy knowing Gary will one day pay for his crimes
hoc is for frens :D
i have no frens because, frankly, i haven't met someone worthy enough
>>152051287flag should have tipped you off as well
>>152052573thats no way to treat your teammates
>>152052657yeah, can we get a referendum on this?
>>152052624Just like Crosby
The Atlanta Thrashers were swept in their only playoff appearance in eleven seasons by the New York Rangers
The Flames are on a winning streak
>>152052732yeah >we're doomed
>>152052746what is wrong with sanheim
wolf bros, the young hot tendie prospect title just got ripped out of our hands
>>152052732why wont flyers fans just admit it???
my broons :(
>>152052657foppa - gretzky - gordielidström - orrbrodeur
>>152052605_/ _/ _/ _/
kwab
>>152052624I have no frens since I graduated from school and joined the working world
>horrible GI callThe levels of realism are incredible
Please god let the krakheads make playoffs over the soilers
My team plays tonight :)
>>152052872I see they only care about the money grabbed for the packs.
hockey is a game of attrition where every inch of the ice matters
>>152052881bonsoir comment tu vas?
>>152052917A lot of the area inside the goal doesn't matter
>>152052891>my
>>152052891Based! Have fun :)
>>152052928vraiment excitée
players still asking to get out of anaheim sad!
>>152052961Thanks, you too
I lied, it's not a good evening because it's still morning!
>>152052943I'm on the 5th line :)
>>152052984> FAGS OUT
>>152052984Some players can't handle the hustle and bustle of Pat Verbeek's team culture
>>152052999you bugger
habs called me up for the game tonight figure i'll take a run or two at ovi
>>152053098I'll toss you a hot dog when you go to the box
>>152052984Just like...the shitty ones
You guys ready for the rebirth of the california gauntlet
if you were called up for the habs game tonight, would you fight tom wilson? i would. im only 5'10 but so was domi
>>152053141Yes but the kangz have nothing going for them
>>152053147If he's man enough to fight me
>>152050708Yeah
is youtube down for anyone else?
>>152053147>domiLiterally who?
>>152053147I'd ask coach first but he'd say it's not worth the trade off
>>152053189no its working for me but you know whats really annoying ive made the switch over to firefox to use better adblockers but now youtube has caught onto it i think because whenever i open a new video i have to wait for like 5 seconds while its buffering and its really annoying
>>152053253>i have to wait for like 5 seconds>it's really annoying
>open up nyt games to btfo wyna liu>they're introducing a new game>heart skips a beat>"challenge your friends...">immediately focus my attention back on wyna liu and my undefeated wordle streak
>>152053205Idiot. Look up his dad.
>>152053301He was a cheap shotting faggot and talked shit about Probert, who then heemed his pusy faggot mouthy ass.
least mentally ill california resident
>>152053368I look like that
by the skin of my teeth
>>152052872>>152053368>>152053376>>152053382>>>/v/
>>152053382another streak breaker for sure
Belfast giants fan visiting from Ireland but got tickets to the leafs game tonight where is the best place to get nicely tipsy near scotiabank arena?
way too easy
>>152053420delete you classless scum
>>152053420I got it in 2 after your help thanks
the minnesota swede (janny ally) reaching new lows by spoiling wordle for anybody who hasnt played it yet. bud needs to take care of this retard asap. reminder to be careful because he will hit the button and you will be b&
The future is bright
>>152053420holy spoiler alert
i stayed up too late again last night. i might need a little siesta before the habs game.
>>152052962>excitée>eL O N G U E U I LONGUEUIL
everyone was welcomed and the wildcats won :)
> Official NHL Dogshit ListThis is some real stench right here.
>>152053589>sub .500 rw>not dogshit
>>152053589If it puts the leafs a little bit higher in the standings, I'm for it.
My Bitcoinsies :(
>>152053589Habs are huge pretenders
>>152053456
Theory: Olympic year means players are not playing through lesser injuries that they normally would, hence the increase in players on IR.
this is literally impossible if english isn't your first language
>>152053668good thing it's made for people that speak english as their first language then
>>152053660That makes a lot of sense. Everyone wants to go to Milan
I want to go to Milan
>>152052872That was the right call. You're not allowed to use magic powers to move the puck nor put your stick through the post.
>>152053589Could you please give advance warning before posting this list? The overpowering smell is upsetting. Thanks.
>>152053703>>152053719Then I’ve decided the destination of the next /hoc/ meetup
>>152053724Where's it going to be?
It’s painful how Schaefer has to play for a rock bottom shit team like the Islanders
>>152053731those are my islanders that you're talking about
based
>>152053731The horror of him playing on a team that actually needed a player of his caliber versus being stuck on another bad team and stinking for another 6 years. I'm glad he's on the Islanders
>>152053731My islanders are not on the dogshit list, fyi.
>>152052881>depotiumSAAAAAR
Nick Suzuki will play for the Japanese Ice Hockey team at the Winter Olympics.
>>152053729Milan. I’ll book a hotel room near the venue. You guys better Venmo me back your portions
>>152053761he's just as canadian as you are, bucko
>>152053668the other day when wyna liu had a category of '2nd words in Poe stories' I zinged my phone across the room
>>152053764Just sent it
>>152053772No, saar, he's not like you.
>>152053532哈哈,真是个混蛋!
>>152053742My favourite Avalanche uniforms.
Season ends tonight for: >laffs and >soilers
>>152053798few people realise tha avs jerseys were red, white, and dark blue in their first season.
>>152053779Thanks
When are you picking up your Fanatics © Florida Panthers NHL 2026 Winter Classic Premium Jersey?
There should be /hoc/onnections and /hoc/dle
>>152053532Un jour soudainJe suis tombé amoureux de toiMon coeur battaitNe me demande pas pourquoiLe temps a passéMais je suis toujours làEt aujourd'hui comme alorsJe saigne bleu et rougeALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zaQXSV-fh8
we dont speak frog in here.
>>152053804No laffs, no oilels for the playoffs. Boring collages to come.
>>152053589Yeah
>>152050692Im just going to say it...Colorado Avalanche are not going to win the cup. They had a hot start but they heavily rely on one line and thats about it. Colorado fans are walking hard already planning the cup parade. Not gonna happen. I'd pick Dallas before the Avs.
>>152053761Japan won’t take hockey seriously until Gary holds another exhibition game there
>>152053863manges mes fesses
>>152053850basé
habs fans are worse than laffs fans. i will fight and die on that hill
>>152053865i was promised this last season and both clinched
> 5 Quick Fix Options For Oilers' GoaltendingUm, does the first 2 involve putting a bullet into their current starters?
>>152053865I forgot how much I look forward to the annual >laffs collapse
I think Wild might go to the final
>>152053957Oilers have Canada's #1 goalie.
Laffs stink is hard to wash
>>152054042say what?
>blue jackets>caps>islanders>panthers>flyers>lightning>kraken>aves>mammoth>stars>ducks>sharks
>>152054131Retard
sam montembault won the 4 nations cup as a goalie for team canada
>>152054219>wonmuch like bud did
>>152054219based
>>152054229That seems like a horrible way to defend. He's wide open!
>>152053761Italians ruined this for everyone in the 80s, now you have to play in the domestic league for a year or two which no NHLers are going to do for a heritage country. Only places where it makes sense to nationalize guys (bad national team but decent money in hockey) are like Belarus and Kazakhstan
>>152054079Why does he play so well in Boston?
>>152053589Notice how my Islanders are not in this picture.
>>152053894Agreed. Colorado has way too many holes
>>152054243It’s honestly a miracle China was even able to field a roster. Italys team will be below AHL tier
>>152054368>slopscore
>>152054386it's better than the score app. you're just going to have to accept that.
tom dundon will NOT be happy about this
>>152054420Pickleball is a numale “activity”
friendly reminder that hockey is more than just a business <3
apparently the king of sweden was in montreal todaydidnt stay for the gamesays a lot about sw*des
When did my redwongs get good at hockey again?
>>152054368Vegas vs Utah is the game of the night
>>152054452i thought only old people played it
>>152054468maybe on planet gary
>>152054475boomers and zoomers play it, but not millenials
>>152054420What the fuck is carmel?It's caramel -__-
>>152054482yeah, ban it
>>152054500carmela can you please SHUT DA DOOOOOOOOOR
>>152054464What's he doing over there?
>>152054481So which game are you watching?
>>152054552plane merchantgvt of canada is in the business of buying military planes and saab could win it
>>152054552panicking about russia
>>152054580Why? Finland will always be a bulwark against Russian aggression
>>152054561my habitants taking on the trump city crapitals
>>152054467>lost to sabres>only beat rags 2-1 at MSG>good
>>152054467They're not good yet. 1/2 their roster are rookies/rookie-ish, so it can go either way.
did the Sabres actually win the JJ Peterka trade? Josh Doan is their best player...
>>152054574Lol noone wants to buy planes from America anymore
>finnish goaltending
krauts h
>>152054606a finnished people
lol!
lmao!
haha
european races ranked by hockey excellence 1. celts2. slavs3. nordics4. germanics 5. latins
>>152054614>pee yellowof course
>playing NHL 24>wow this song is sick i wonder who it is >look it up and it's a trans singer who changes the pitch of their voice in post production to sound more feminine idk why that annoys me but it does
