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Early thread kys hookerfag
wont be following
Hooker will heem
Finland
I want Hooker to win because it would be funny.
There is no way hooker wins against arman. I will like eat a shoe if that happens which it wont
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>>152053107She's pretty, but goddamm white women age like milk.
>>152053171oh no what a tragedy
>>152053203iya benar sih
We owe all our thanks to sweden if we are being honest to ourselves
Merab is not even top 2 in his division all time. He would get devoured by Killashaw and Cruz. Even Garbrandt would give him a run for his money
>>152053213I sometimes think you have terrible opinions but then you come and post something proper like this and prove me wrong
>>152053203>>152053107had a dream i was hanging out with valentina, we talked about hunting and ate ice cream. she was also super autistic.
>>152053213Danger mouse would’ve heemed the living shit out of him.
>>152053233Very very cool!
Khabib is a fat gimp who wears a nappy btw
It's up!https://youtu.be/GcsZml36DT0?si=-yLuQ6MnZtiHcYAz
>>152053207>>152053212Swedes are aight with me. I've met a few of them and they're pretty chill. They gotta stop letting muslims in their country tough.
>>152053213Killashaw maybe but Cruz is perhaps the only BW more pillowfisted than Merab, because of that he will have nothing to threaten Merab with. He'll do his fancy footwork for a bit, maybe defend some of the takedowns but eventually the EPO goblin will take over and then Cruz will get layed on and mauled.
>>152053233I would have smashed in that situation
>>152053241
kidnap Hasbulla and roll him down steep, rocky hills
>>152053233With rifles?
>>152053242What if they come from your country?
If you eat that pork, will you die?
>Dan will heem arma—ACK
>>152053241Need to see her in the 'gon with helen yee
Why are always Muslims like this?
>>152053213Prime Garbrandt would put that goblin on skates.>>152053241I remember pre-age restriction youtube would have "instructional videos" on waxing vag and it's basically just some dude fingering super hot chicks. Good times.
If one man can hold you down, two can force feed you pork
Hooker bros...we are absolutely fucking cooked
heem
>>152053280Those were the days
I don’t eat pork it’s unclean. Zutt penis however?
im feeling another hug and kiss snoozefest this weekend. main events have been shit recently
>>152053282Dan will win via knee up the middle
>>152053260As long as you keep the numbers small, it's fine. Which isn't that big of a problem. Most of Indonesians abroad are "skilled" workers (factory workers, construction, etc). We're not rapefugees.
Bratha I cannot eat that pop tart it have gelatin do you have halal
Why are Muslims always like THIS?
>>152053298Their prophet was a pedophile.
Pretty ironic that the best main event we've seen in the last few weeks is a fucking heavyweight title fight, even if the champ ended up quitting like a bitch cause his peepin orb got the hurtsies.
>>152053295just put the fries in the bag saar
>>152053294Dan Hooker by life-altering knees up the middle
I ain't gonna sugar coat it
Little bit maybe little bit
>>152053295oh begitu ya
>>152053307Jesus mother was a 12 year old married to a 40 year old
>>152053329Shut the fuck up!
>>152053329They never had sex canonically
>>152053329>Mary was a first-century Jewish woman of Nazarethlmao
https://streamain.com/en/6i7Jj6zGSArgyfv/watchIndiabros... Why can't we chama?
>>152053282It's even worse than you think
>>152053329No one cares about Joseph, b. He's not the messiah and no one follows his example.Muhammad is in fact the prophet of Islam and he was a pedophile, possibly a raped homosexual as well.
Just marathoned Joannas TFATK episode. She's chill, heavy natties, fat dumper. Schaub is a winner
>>152053352With all due respect you need to stop watching Nick Fuentes and Zoomer Historian
>>152053369whut
>>152053361He is literally a saint lmao
>>152053385george saint pierre
>>152053380Anti shemitism is lame now
>>152053345For Jesus no, that's the whole point of the virgin birth. They had other children
>>152053392no
>>152053385At least he wasn't a raped bitch like Mohammed
>>152053385Saints can be horrible people that later redeemed themselves. A saint is just someone who is confirmed to be in heaven. Everyone in heaven is a Saint.
>>152053385A bunch people are saints, no one prays to them. They're just important people in the history of Christianity. Jesus is the central figure of the religion like Muhammad is for Islam.It's a bit daft to go "B-but what about this guy that was in the bible" when someone criticizes Muhammad, if you're gonna play the whataboutism game you'd have to compare Jesus to Muhammad.
https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/fedor-emelianenko/fedor-emelianenko-calls-jack-della-maddalena-coach-apologize-islam-makhachev-taunts/Fedor turning Craig Jones into an absolute cuck kek
>>152053396It is low brow to be anti shemitic
>>152053329>Mary was an adult woman>N-no she was 14>N-no she was 12I like how the number keeps getting lower. Clearly just trying to level the playing field because Mohammad married and consummated his marriage with a 9-year-old.
>>152053345They did per my education in italy madonna was immaculate not a virgin so pure in every other sense
>>152053416She never had sex. Ever heard of the Virgin Mary you dumbass?
>>152053409uncs brain
https://old.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/1p24xj9/indian_fighter_copied_alex_pereiras_entire/How is it possible that EVERY Indian fighter keeps getting immediately humiliated
>>152053398He was a literal cuck what are you doing here is this a porkystani false flag on a vpn
>>152053422You need to educate yourself better prot scum
>>152053430
>>152053409Coaches all live vicariously through their fighters, look at the neckbeard that was talking shit about Alex before Ank lost to him. Little ding dong of a ting.
>>152053408>no one prays to them.Except hundreds of millions Catholics lmaoIts a bit daft to complain about the pedophilia of this one desert fuck from a couple thousand years ago and then pretending it doesn't happen nor is discouraged by the other desert fucks
pavel lives vicariously through antoninas anus
I'm not surprised the 'caco is thick as shit but I'm disappointed in bongistan
>>152053416She was 12, that was considered an adult in her time
>>152053421Most Christians believe she was a perpetual virgin besides some who believe she wasn’t and had sons. You’re probably thinking of the Immaculate Conception of Mary which only Catholics believe in, they believe Mary was born without sin.
what is this the religion channel
>>152053448>She was 12Source: Uhhhhhh... uhhhhhhhh....
>>152053443>Its a bit daft to complain about the pedophilia of this one desert fuck from a couple thousand years ago and then pretending it doesn't happenNever said this, dummy. Of course it happened back then and still happens among desert people, it's just funny how you picked Joseph to compare to muhammad like they're in the same level of importance to their respective religions. One is literally the central figure of Islam and was a pedophile rapist, the other was a saint most people don't even think about who was a nonce, you picked him because when you compare Jesus to Muhammad one obviously ends up looking much worse than the other.
>>152053408Also Muslims don't pray to Muhammad
still jobless
>>152053449Yes which is where the retarded and a bit noncey mistranslation of virgin comes from
>>152053449The idea that Mary was eternally a virgin and never had sex is pure apocryphal nonsense that was born from synchronizing Mary with pagan Goddesses. Jesus had brothers, they were stated as his brothers in the text.
Unless heem starts discussing MMA soon I'm going to fucking relapse.
who gives a fuck
>>152053482The word used for brother used in the text has multiple meanings, one of them being cousin. This isn't even something debated and is agreed upon in scholarly consensus.
>>152053213Cruz would lose 5 rounder. snake has a puncher's chance just like O'Malley.
>>152053488It is the source of the helwani misery bruder first they tricked retards into believing in jewish magick
>>152053469Nobody would care if Muhammad just married a 12 year old. It’s the fact he had sex with a 9 year old.
>>152053469You can just admit you don't actually care, you'd be joining tens of millions of other Americans who voted a pedo in :)
>>152053506Nobody actually voted for Biden
Alright let's skip the religious talk and discuss something we all enjoy. Mixed Martial Arts
>>152053509WDWTCH
>>152053471>Never said thisThen there's no point in complaining, it's aa equally permissible and a highly revered canonized legal guardian of Christ was married to a child
>>152053509You think jojua is into fisting?
>>152053509Let's go for that.
I can't imagine anything more pathetic than trying to out rationalize and intellectualize people that worship black cubes or holy crackers and red sippies
Trump isn’t a pedophile. Ephebophile at the worst.
>>152053528You're always crying about something, b. Maybe spend your free time doing something else other than bitching in here.
>>152053530At worst he is a demented golem at best he likes his minge young
>>152053533You have been writing an essay about some dead warlord from a part of the world you'll never visit you stupid fucking monkey have some self awareness and evolve into a human already
>>152053241>?si=Kill yourself
Epstein was an ephebophile not a pedophile, I’ll fight to the ends of the Earth on this point. Enough with the Epstein slander.
So yeah what are the chances Arman just blows Hooker up in the first minute
>>152053547Zero. Dookie by falling piano.
>>152053546I won't be baited
>>152053542This is the same general where deranged retards constantly post about offtopic shit like wars around the world, politics, random garbage like murders that happened a decade ago, etc. MMA rarely gets discussed here and you don't see me seething like a woman over that fact because that's what every general in this site always turns into.Be a man and stop posting like a bitch, do that or find a different place to turn into your personal vent space.
>>152053530Lmfao.
>>152053547Hopefully not>>152053562You have been crying over a dead warlord for some twenty posts you menstruating slut now stfu no one thinks you have good arguments the bong is better at this than you, since you're clearly "educated" off reddit and 4chan memes
The only Prates fight I've ever watched was when he folded Magny in 2 minutes.
you now remember the featherweight division
>>152053554Epstein was 10x the man you’ll ever be
>>152053577B, I'm not the one stomping my feet begging people here to discuss what I want to discuss. A burger replied to me and I replied back, simple as.I don't give a shit about your boyfriend in the UK being more fun to talk to than me, your usage of this thread as a friend simulator has clearly gotten to your head. Go find real friends outside of here, don't be a sperg for the rest of your life.
Imagine tittyheeming a grieving ghislaine on a yacht in the caribbean
Do you remember?The 21st night of September?
>>152053580they are up to something, maybe for the first paramount event
Get a load of the 'caco writing paragraphs to prove how unbothered and totally not lonely he is
You guys need to have sex
>you now remember Arnold Allen
>>152053608Heh, unlike me Im too busy having a life
>>152053581The issue with the techno-mixed martial arts style is that it gave openning to the more refined traditional but more well rounded style.
>>152053620>You now remember the 21st night of September
>Ducks the reply OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
>>152053621Devilish
>>152053442Alex is lucky he doesn't have to fight real grapplers. Great heemer but not an all time great fighter.
>>152053619That's gay b>>152053627Because you're waffling nigga
>>152053623Epstein mogs that freak
Dookie Daniel has a trick up his sleeve for this one
>>152053663Dan Hooker has been sharpening his tools.
>>152053669He's been in the kitchen cooking up a storm to end all storms
dan hooker has no path to victory this im sure of
No one does it like sverige
Finland acting real tough without a certain someone here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMXKq0xypKAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMXKq0xypKAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMXKq0xypKAits up!
>>152053683His mother?
Islam good, Khabitch evil, I’m afraid.
https://youtu.be/L_xx5ePTepkits up
>>152053709
>>152053647I tend to agree. It's a funny thing that happens in certain divisions where a type of fighter is massively overrepresented as opposed to another, LHW right now is a lot like LW a couple years ago where most of the fighters were strikers. Khabib and RDA were the only notable wrestlers back then and since unlike the manlets the big guys don't have lighter man skill even the one "wrestler" in LHW we have is shit at wrestling and couldn't take Alex down once.
>>152053706I love Guru but he does need to tone down the racist rhetoric. He's one of the ambassadors for the sport now so he should act like one.
>>152053679Dan beat Gamrot, Gamrot beat Arman. Dan is better than a guy who is better than Arman, therefore Dan is 2 degrees better than arman
>>152053706"MMA youtube" seems to just be a bunch of obese retards ankle biting each other.
>>152053744These are the retarded opinions I was talmbout earlier, less of these if you may
Are there any fighters that the mma community says are good but they actually aren’t?
Guru from Sly Cooper
>>152053755You have options bappa picrel
>>152053758I just don't want to see him lose everything he's built because he can't keep himself from raging at Moslem fighters
Does anyone here have a dead mother? My mom is still alive thank god, but if she wasn't that would really suck.
>>152053760
>>152053760Petr yan
>>152053770Heem Fairy would never wear Pooru's beanie brazza dis offensive
>>152053774Built what? He's a mouthbreathing retard that makes shitty YouTube videos
Honestly? Would creampie ff so many times.
>>152053774Ikaros flew too close to the sun and guru got greedy getting donations many such cases I'm afraid
>>152053791Kys homo
>>152053760Arman tyrukisan
>>152053765why sly cooper? what made you think of sly cooper just now? are you playing the game or something?
>>152053800for shizzle my nizzle if you know what i mean
Aleksandre Topuria fight week
>>152053810Sly Cooper has Guru in it.
>>152053781His chinese genes nerfed him
>>152053770she says nigger so that automatically disqualifies the option.
>>152053821yeah but what made you think of it now? like its an old game series why did you think of sly cooper now?
Pooru lostMuzzmgay Joey lostPukeas Gaycy lostHeem Fairy won.
>>152053835I just hecking love Sly Cooper man.
Why are you retards watching MMA YouTubers? Literally what's the fucking point?
>>152053749dan has no chance though, unfortunately
>>152053843the timing is just weird, here I am reminiscing about an old video game series I played as a kid and you just happen to reference it? if it truly is a coincidence it is one of the more bizarre ones i've ever encountered
Best Finnish (finished) UFC fighter?
>>152053844Bunch of lonely sad losers with no job and no real hobbies.
>>152053859If you have to ask you're clearly brown
>>152053832*ahem* FUCK nyyeggershttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/3gf5HMCAvmw
>>152053844Same reason why some people watch youtuber reacts to ____ videos. They feel lonely.
>>152053866I mean what's the point of watching a bunch of fat dudes gossiping about MMA? How's that entertaining? Sounds like you need to be clinically braindead to enjoy that type of thing Also what's there to discuss? There's nothing happening
>>152053855Respect.
>>152053885im on to you, youre spying on me I know it get out of my head
>>152053870the cucked dogwhistling Jewru vs the chad nigger saying Fairy
>>152053881I use what I call roadcasts as background noise when I clean it is an even more pathetic subgenre of media with a very unintelligent paying fanbase
>>152053887
>>152053844White noise to zone out to at work
Which one of you was this?
>who cares what fat retards have to say about mma-posted on r/heem
This is your sexy Slamdaddy. Have you oinked for him yet today?
>>152053936So tired of these pakis and dana deepthroating their mutilated penises Fuck khabitch and islam
Are the new scouse fighters any good?
Do you think you could beat prime Amanda Nunes? I don't think I could.
>>152053969By beat do you mean have sexual intercourse or hand to hand combat
>>152053961you know what they say about sorcerers bapa
Bet all Finnish posters are overweight as fuck
Script is leaked.>Dook rushes Arman with leg kicks>Arman who came in for a pointfight backs up>Dook presses on aggressively >Lands a huge overhand on Arman's nonexistent striking defence>Arman get wobbled>Tries to panic wrestle>Gets brought down and elbowed
>>152053961you know what the say about guys from cage warriors
>>152053969Uh yeah, I would murder that dyke bitch are you serious?
>>152053984schaub said it on the patreon episode of the pod
You guys always complain how gay this general is then goon and simp to a little slavic boy because he says the negro word
>>152053855Not really, you were probably thinking of Guru and you made the connection subconsciously. Consider this debunked.
>>152053960Fag smella is tired of deepthroating he daddies too. Switch out and give him a rest.
>>152053986Maybe by squirting septic steatorrhea on her while she beats you to death Biological warfare ahh nigga!
>>152053997Why aren’t you posting under a Pakistan flag?
>>152053994what? No i was thinking of sly cooper
id love to break fight fairys nose and orbital bones
>>152053202>Been here since forever>Somehow dodged the mighty swedish scientist>Ineedtocheck.png>The Wikipedia page is real>Dooo...
>>15205398494% of the money is better on Arman, i wouldn't be supposed if they rig it for Dookie to win
>>152054012Starmdaddy pays me to stretch ya sufferin piggy asses out!
>>152054014Sorry mate I already debunked this. Someone mentioned Guru while you were scrolling and you subconsciously thought of Sly Cooper without realising the connection.
>>152054027This doos a refugee KEK oh my days
>>152054011Is that supposed to be me?
Sweden should be wiped off the map
>>152053986I dunno, I've got my ass kicked by 160cm guys. They've been fighting for +20 years and were on high dosages of steroids, but still...
>>152054058>high on steroids What Brazilian concoction is this?
>>152054028no, because I was specifically thinking of sly cooper 2 Guru the character doesn't appear until the third game
>>152053969in an mma fight? maybein a street fight? no, i would lose horribly
>shaking, through tears: "w-we're nearly as good as you guys!!! Okay?!!"
>>152054065Sorry mate but Guru is part of the Sly Cooper series and your brain jumped to the game you have the clearest or fondest memories of
>>152053859Julius Schaub
>>152054072you just got content farmed bro, not a good look
>>152054072Russia should be banned from competing in the ufc
>>152054045Ya muffin tops weren’t built for martial arts but ya birth control bussy built for biological warfare
>>152053984>>Arman who came in for a pointfight backs upHave you watched Arman fight before
>>152054072Being a champion in mma here really doesn’t have the same weight it has in other countries. That’s just how it is. 99% of people here have no idea who Aspinall, Edwards or Bisping is, and if they do it’s very loosely.
>>152054044We call them refugedaddies here.
>>152054094What?
>>152054081no, somethings up man. Sly cooper was far from the clearest or fondest memories I had of childhood
>>152054108Give it a rest you mentally ill freak. Please get back on your meds.
>>152054108youre up early in dacca, early shift trying to hit the phones to catch people finishing work?
https://youtube.com/shorts/7PnIJG42fbw?si=ZSBcPTrrghU2L9lq
>>152054101Khabib himself has even said he would have rather been a football player than a fighter. Western countries still dominate all the actual relevant sports, Guru is so completely tunnel visioned on MMA
>>152054115>brain sees Guru while scrolling through heem>starts making connections to memories while you’re doing other stuff >”randomly” think of Sly Cooper as the brain links it to the character from the game>you are unaware of the subconscious reasoning and think you just happened to be thinking of the game >other anon uses his conscious mind to make the same link >weird coincidence occurs
>>152054130>?si=Stupid cunt
>>152054097yeah that doo was behind the DDP Vs Cumshot so that automatically nuliffies anything he has done against the cans.
>yes, ill go through with your plan... not!soon.
>>152054154What?
>>152054135being a champion over there basically means you can be the Don dada, Al Capone, Don Corleone gangster/politician of your entire country. Aspinal wouldn’t even get mobbed at Tescos here.
>>152054120>>152054116Poor sufferin’ piggies Ya need ya Starmdaddy to administer a sexy Somalidaddy for your sadness n sufferin’ I fear
>>152054147i started thinking of sly cooper before seeing guru thats why it all seems so weird, i didnt see guru and then start thinking of sly cooper its the opposite
>>152054172I just need a drink to dull the pain
>>152054163Don't share links with ?si trackers
Trvke TRVKE!!!!!
>>152054186No idea what that means
>>152054101>nobody knows who aspinal isHistory doesn't remember cowards
Some guys are still traumatized from the DDP Chimaev fight i see
>>152054198typical
>hey look it's that guy who quit after an eyepoke, wow man can i get an autograph
>>152054227Nasty vasti got the ick. Du Bussy got the double dip daddy dick.
>>152054238
>>152054178You don’t think you did but all you have to see is a flicker for the subconscious to start working
>>152054265DC had to sit at the back of the olympic team
>>152054172>>152054260Posting this shit will not cure your schizophrenia, bipolar disorder and crippling porn addiction btw. Just thought I’d let you know champ
>>152054268no I know i didnt because ive been thinking of sly cooper all day i didnt even see guru until opening this thread so yeah youre not gonna mindfuck me on this one
>>152054296Turn on your monitor.Drink it up.It dulls the pain!!!
>>152054296Turn your monitor on. Drink it up, it dulls the pain!
Sly Cooper would fucking heem Crash Bandicoot and Super Mario
>>152054305Yeah I was lying it’s actually a psychic connection I knew about the whole time
>>152054310>>152054315
hehe even
>>152054317this
>>152054315>>152054310Lmao. You need to up the dose on those meds playa!
>>152054320yeah i thought so
>monitor On>drinkUpped>pain DulledProblem B?
>>152054334Daddies raped you.
>>152054352Never heard of her
>>152054315>>152054310Excellent posts.
I love how bogged and soulless ukrainian women look fuuuuuuck cocky go boing boing
>>152054363>>152054352>>152054315>>152054310Who are you trying to fool?
>>152054365I love it when their piggy asses flock to Black Daddies after their husbands get blown to bits.
>>152054352This is like the Hodor thing from game of thrones>Daddies raped you.>Daddie raped you.>Daddi raped you.>Dad raped you.Turn your monitor on nigga, you RAPED BITCH youre talking to yourself LMAO
>>152054334Homie I accidentally took a bunch of my mom’s birth control pills in middle school because I thought they were drugs and they inhibited my puberty and I have a big butt and features. That probably caused my AGP fetish and I mostly only get off on viewing myself as a women so I shave my legs and wear panties now. Stuff like that
>>152054349
>>152054377You got schizophrenia from smoking too much weed, didn’t you? Oh dear…
Please discuss heems or heeming culture. I don’t want to have to notify the authorities.
>>152054378Turn on your monitor.Fluff Slamdaddy.Your mommy's corpse is waitin'...
>>152054378I’m a sufferin raped AGPkinigga!! My Aridaddy turned me into a gaped gooning goyim for brown boy bussy. I need a dwinky NOW!!
>>152054397K-1 is better than goyimFC
>>152054390Turn on your monitor.
Chael P Sonnen would think spammy is a gay loser dork. And that’s the only opinion that matters.
>>152054410So relatable, girl!
>>152054411My dead daddy’s dick was smaller than the somalidaddy’s but i still took dwinkies from both! K-1!
light work kek
>>152054411>Igor VovchanchynPlease do not fucking tell me you’re Ukrainian
reminder that kwabib, Cumshot, Slampiggy and every other zutt victims think guy who got Kevin Nash'd by jeets is a perfect man.
>>152054433But enough the Pakidaddies ravaging your mother's corpse...
>>152054410>>152054401>>152054383>>152054363>>152054352Excellent posts.
>>152054436Based Merab
Anyone else here drink it up?It dulls the pain!!!
>>152054436I need a perfect man to bust in my bacon gape. I’m a naughty piggy! Tell Slamdaddy I’m a naughty piggy!
K-1
Seems that “”muslims”” are ruining this thread again. Very uncivilised people.
Farted myself awake.Smells like Ms. K-1's dead mommy.
>>152054455>I’m a naughty piggytalmbout slampiggy?
Hey the card this weekend looks fun. Even the prelims have some bangers, I have hopes for this one buds.
>>152053706Based Joey, hopefully someone splashes some acid on his hideous face
POV: You're a maggot inside Ms. K-1's mommy's minge.
>people mostly having civil intellectual discourse >spammy barges in >”RAPE RAPE RAPE DADDY DADDY DADDY SLAM ZAT PAK SOMALI PIGGY”What is this form of mental illness and why does it seem to disproportionately affect “them”?
it always has to devolve into these things
Inbred cousin fuckers mind broken by fat guru
>>152054486Fuck I just woke up, acid should be splashed on Guru's face
>>152054472Someon call Giorgina! Our sexy Slamdaddy MUST have a go on her Miami maggot minge!!
>>152054491Sad piggy!Drink it up!
Massive story loss for Allah
>>152054491I dunno, honestly I dunno but he is a fucking FREAK isn't he? Weird little goblin of a ting he is.
>>152054499Wallahi!What a joy should a brother make that piggy's face beautiful!
>>152054491this wouldn't have happened if Wonk Nose Jacky handled business
2 men break into your appartment1 guy wet blankets you for 25 minutes and you can't do anything about it but lay and praythe other guy rapes your wife/gf and picks up any valuables they then leave>but its boring.. i want to see heems
>>152054505>>152054507>>152054521You think Khabib and Islam would approve of these posts? They’d throw you off a fucking cliff and stone you to death without a second thought.
>>152054491infantile bachi bazi induced hyper-fixation exacerbated by terminal discord trooning and welfare leeching, I fear.
>>152054499Somebody should assault the female members of his family, I think? Hmm?
Piss be upon him
>>152054532Turn your monitor on.
>>152054492It's a tragedy in all honesty
>Islam Makhachev has surpassed Ilia Topuria for the most followers on Instagram by an active UFC fighterIt keeps gettin’ worse! Drink up! Drink up!!!!
>>152054531Only piggies get thrown off roofs.
*GLUG GLUG GLUG*Ahh...Fleeting respite from the agony
>>152054555Islam and the brathas would beat you with hammers and stone you to death
>>152054543Bodied that motherless disfigured disgusting MAPiglet freak!Tell it to oink for Slamdaddy raping its mother's corpse!!!
>>152054572Not sure about all of that but yes I agree 100%
>>152054564Stop you’ll make my clitty squirt!
>>152054564YOUR BLOOD IS HALAL!!!TAKBIR!!!
I'm so sad :(I need a drink!!!
wonkcord
duh duh duh i don't understand the language *rapes you*
>2 billion >2 champs>200 million >3 champs how do you answer that without sounding mad
Heh, Georgina looks like a tranny I heemed my meng to a few days ago
Uh uh, Chama dance!
>>152054609Yum!
>>152054621why is this bitch always with poatan? is she a part of his team now?
>>152054617Based as hell and nothing wrong with that at all, I'd say?
>>152054630you know why
>>152054630Yes
>>1520546151995, 2011, 2019, 2022
>>152054608They raped your dead mommy's maggoty wonk minge I'm afraid.
>>152054640>>152054646i thought he was with plyanna vianna nowi guess shes allowed in now?
>>152054630He's chama-ing her poatan iykwim
Hey other bong. You really gave these freaks too much ammunition against you. I’m disappointed, you should’ve been on your guard at all times but you let your defence slip and now you’re paying the price. Work on your slips, counters and jabs please.
Protect yourself at all times. Use condoms.
>>152054630Part of the crew, part of the ship.
>>152054653Pisslam looks like a roided ape
>>152054658>i thought he was with plyanna vianna nowthat was a long time ago man
>>152054665Miss Raped-1 uses Sufferin/Piggy pronouns
>>152054675Condoms are for gays
Remember when black guys were cool in the 1980s? Michael Chandler is going to make that happen again.
>>152054692Why do you hate him so much other than your general hatred of whites? Was it the Hitler posting? A bit too on the nose if you ask me
Islam makhachev is an ugly inbred retarded freak
>>152054681being associated with nina drama = aura loss
>>152054696In turn this will lead to more Smiffs and the cycle will begin anew
>>152054701Quit crying and discuss MMA you sad lonely faggot!
>>152054703Many are saying this
>>152054722Hey man, not cool I was just going to do that before you so rudely interrupted
>>152054703That might be true but he could also kill you and rape your whole family easily.
So much things happened it's hard to believe this skull mogging happened this year
>>152054665Hahahahahahahahahahaha!SLAMDADDY RAPED YA!!!
>Rico Verhoeven announces he is vacating his GLORY Kickboxing heavyweight title after holding it for 12 years
>>152054709she's been busy
I believe inmiraclesWhere you from?You sexy thing(Sexy thing, you)I believe in miraclesSince you came alongYou sexy thing
>>152054733Is he gonna do that after I stab him?
>>152054733Could’ve, should’ve, would’ve
>>152054741Jonesque run
Posts like 'jonesque' are why I'm a headliner here and most of the rest of you are on the prelims
>>152054741why
>>152054746No, he's gonna do that after he shoots you
>>152054665i dont care
If zat posting triggers you then you got bigger problems... seek help (pray emoji)
>>152054763UFC
I heem everyone ITT. Real shit.
>outdaddies your favourite fighter Nothing personnel
>>152054701Clitler was a sufferin AGPiggy! Xhe oinked xerself when the dwinkies ran out!
>>152054775You heem meng through a hosepipe
>hyped up as the greatest hand-to-hand fighter in the history of humanity>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't hide her disgust>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair>links up with Khabitch and acts all friendly instead of heeming the cunt, even listens to his retarded advice>gets his shit pushed in in the fight>Gane is jabbing Aspinall's nose off him>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit>robs Gane of the belt>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in his act>entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels and redditors turn on him, including current and former fighters>Aspinall's team initiates a media campaign claiming the fight should've ended in Gane's disqualification>the very next week, one of Aspinall's main sparring partners and close friends Ante Delija eye pokes his opponent Waldo Cortes-Acosta>one of Waldo's eyes is visibly damaged>decides to continue to fight>immediately knocks Delija the fuck out and calls out Aspinall for being a bitch made cowardThere has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions. Now that Edwards'd career is over and guru got brutally mogged by fucking MMA Joey of all people lmao I think it's fair to say the last couple of months haven't been the best for british MMAI recommend you watch this, intro goes hardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuBTAyIhvfI
>>152054787Waldo is also fighting again before retardsson
>>152054783I don’t like Xitler what’s your point
>>152054783bottom left
The porkcord make no sense and have no consistency
Hope Waldo gets his other eye poked, or maybe the same eye again but worse
>>152054810But enough ya momma’s mutilated mealy maggot minge!
Tomtroons are now wishing real fighting men get eye gouged because tom bitchtitsson is a bitch
john pork aka chango looks like a pig
>>152054810You raped your mother as the life was waning from her eyes.
Imagine actually writing that
>>152054835turn your monitor on
>>152054834Perfect for Clozapig's dead mommy's mushy mealy maggot minge then I fear.
damn bro that post screams 40 year old wonk nose radicalised online albeit
>>152054840Quit crying and discuss MMA you god damn piece of shit dead mom nonce loser
>>152054840Imagine doing it.You did sadly...
The maggot minge schedule dropped
>>152054854monitor status?
>>152054854Excellent post.
>>152054853Damn bro you and Clozapig both have dead mommies that get raped by Sexy Muzdaddies!
recently moved up weight class and it's amazing no more cut been packing on muscle. thinking about doing a two division run
Nothing gets to him anymore.
WAIT AIDSPINALL IS STILL PRETENDING TO BE BLIND TO THIS DAY LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152054854Bodied that motherless MAPiglet freak.
set a humanoid robot lose in a small room with hasbullah
>>152054861All subhumans
>>152054896needs some rushdie glasses
Yosoy pantera meng
>>152054907Shut my moms piece of shit dogs into a small room with hasbulla until the start fighting and end up mauling him to death.
Clozapig when a Somalidaddy starts going potty in its hideous disgusting disfigured demented deformed dead mommy's mealy mushy moldy maggot minge.
>>152054928Historically accurate Sneed post.
>>152054938Trumps president. You lost. Bigly.
>>152054677Kek
>>152054907
Has this sperg really gone into overdrive since Trump won? Lmao
>>152054960DDPonald is the throat GOAT
>>152054969Still president. JD Vance 2028.
>>152054969What the FUCK is my president doing in this video??
>>152054960Dirty Diaper President belongs to us.
>>152054982measuring his power level like in dragon ball
>>152054982He’s doing a “sneed”
>>152054976*Ari Emanuel and Peter Thiel 2028 Jack della Vancalena is a an errand piggy I’m afraid.
>>152054898Fucking bodied lil stank
>>152054984Still president. Cope.
>>152054990That's not a stray dog that's bill clinton
>>152055005My sinsneed apologies