Garfield Edition >>152389613
>shitcongo shithawks
bud won
Which team would Garfield want to play for?
>rags
>>152397415If you didn’t fit in the screenshot yngmi
Snoopy vs GarfieldWho wins?
>>152397459leafs because he's a lazy piece of shit
Stop whining about cryptids and talk about butts and/or hockey conspiracies and/or both at once.
>>152397495JEN
we don't talk about butts here
>>152397494snoopy of course
My penguins ):
>>152397494Snoopy is weaponized autism incarnate so him
>>152397621kek
>>152397572Average dan cloutier moment
>>152397621jen
Hockey is feeding the rookies something to grow their asses to grow the game in female circles.Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers. For a hundred years, there's been a conspiracy of plutocrats against ordinary viewers. Number one, in 1945 players had an average ass size of 34 inches. Now it's about 47 inches. Numbers two, in 1926 90 percent of NHL viewers were male; now it's about 50 percent.It's called growing the game. Strengthen sex appeal, weaken quality of the game. With asses, this can be done imperceptibly over time.
>>152397681/hoc/ hates italy for not building the rink >:(
>duckies raped the Hawks
>>152397681Yeah, I'm thinking a cat is fine, too
>>152397928But I thought /hoc/ loved alex meruelo and the city of tempe
knights scored in the first minute of the game, the last minute of the game, and the last minute of overtime guys
>>152397935it's just what birds do to eachother
Fuck the refs tonight! How fucked…the end of this game pissed me the fuck off. And little bitch Jack Eichel too…just gross
>birds>ursidaes>extinct animals>felines
>>152397922nhl players have had huge asses for a while. even crosby has one
77 days until gold medal game
>>152397498/hoc/ is an upper body general. we need more discussion on bench press form
>>152398334why even try to competeit's already over
>>152397415>Garfield EditionLast year an anon here recommended the Garfield Christmas special and it was wonderful. A highlight from that holiday season for me.
>>152398334If it still happens
>>152398411here's bedard doing a bench press
>>152398328only a disgusting casual chatbot would try to argue that the butt isn't a hockey player's most powerful weapon.>>152398411Sadly, this can never be true when every day is leg day.
>>152398411and here's celebrini https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2TyKfpQqSA
>>152398460you can see his dick
>trb has pics of men's asses saved on his computerkek cmtsu
>>152398460Looks like the bench is pressing him
>>152398514we're allowed to be mirin
>>152398514i'm pretty sure i'm not whoever you think that is. doesn't he always use lebanese vpn?
>>152398548trb confirmed for homo
>>152398415I know, right? With that defensive core and goaltending Canada isn't even making to a medal game.
>>152398616logan thomsgod will shut the door
>>152398648Doesn't Hockey Canada have a hate boner for him
>>152398453it'll happen even if the ice is shit and the stands are just bleachers, nhl players want to play no matter what
>>152398648cope pete and butch hate him
>>152398706>>152398714yeah but they have no other choice
>>152398757You seem to be forge>Lets in 3 unanswered goalsforgetting someone.
hungry desu
Should they remove C from Quinn Hughes. He doesnt want to be captain anymore and doesnt like his shitter team.
>>152399711yes and they should give it to raty
>>152398504i want to hold it and pet it
that is gay
>just learned about the Vegas rags game where the final score of the game was shown 7 seconds into regulationNah this shit is rigged more than we thought lmao.
>>152398415>your own personal McJesus>reach out and touch fake
>>152399711There's no way players spend any time thinking about who the captain is
>>152399885what
https://youtu.be/Vvf3y0KieRc?si=CO8SQ2L9WjS9HBxbIt’s up
>>152399911depeche mode fucking rules for me it's black celebration
>>152399967He had a schizophrenic episode while watching the game
>>152399990never let me down again is one of my favorites from DP
>>152400085great tune bro
...
>>152400124Crazy desu
made some late night tuna sandwiches
>>152400381go on
>>152400456ate em
>>152400468late night /hock/what mayoceleri? peppers?hot dung buns? sourdough? plain wh*te?
>>152400381i'm having beef halal saucissons and ham sandwich with mayo on brown bread>
>>152400555>mayoshitty generic store brand>celery and/or peppies, breadplain jane tuna mayo and yt bredit was fine>>152400639hell yeah
The bolts are facing the >Laffs today. I hope to see Toronto's team gets fucking RAPED for what happened on Thursday.
what happened on thursday bro
>>152400938dropped a few marners
>>152400992oh you mean nic roys now grim
>>152397415Almost time to watch the Garfield Christmas special.
>>152400938>Pens vs Bolts>Last minute of the 3rd period>Score is 4 - 3>Nikita Kucherov makes a obviously fair goal>For SOME REASON, the situation room (It's located in Toronto) has the goal reviewed>Because one of the players, Brandon Hagel, SLIGHTLY TOUCHED the pick, it was considered a hand passing, and the goal was overturned>Bolts loseFuck Toronto.
>>152401068gay and retarded, thanks for the context>laffs
a buffalo vs literal fire? sounds like a tasty meal. 6-0 blowout for my flames.
>>152401398You need a chart to tell you the hawks played like shit?
>>1524016111993
gare told me it's ok to fill up the second credit card with clearance yotes merch
https://voca.ro/1hnZEz44qIEH
girly magdynashite got cancelledfraid so
>>152401618
I wonder which Gary would win in a fight between all the big 4 sports in NA's Gary's
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McShit>McSissy>McTantrum>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
McShitGimmickForRetards
McNinetyThree
McSlopdownWasCancelled
mcthirtyninewaist
Guys, I think you're underselling Mcdavids skills as a player
>>152401731Those aren't Cup win.>B-B-But-No one cares
>>152401916retard vpn user
/hoc/ is for frens
>>152401938
>>152402035oh good at least you turned off the vpn
>>152402077You're a retard. You literally can't use a VPN on 4chan because those IPs are blocked from posting.
>>152402090vpn off retard
when the nuckies gm is fired lou should take over
I'm glad the site is going down for maintenance. I could really use a break from you guys.
talk to me goose
>>152402124He literally still works for the Islanders owner as a special advisor.
>>152402116You brain must be fried with how much your faggot ass copes.
>>152402150you seem upset
>>152402145
>>152402225I'm not the one who spends all day crying about VPNs and irrelevant awards.
>>152402255>xhe's bubblin'
>>152402259Oh ok. I think I finally figured this out.You're the dipshit who is a literal schizophrenic that keeps talking about "trb", aren't you?You keep posting in these thread every day, despite the fact you told your therapist you should stop spending all your time on /hoc/.
>>152402332he also got forced in to rehab because he's an alcoholic pill popper
>>152402332uh oh, trb melty!
>>152402355Is he also the same retard that posted his hand and feet for no reason?
>>152402357pic is trb after losing 50 lbs
>>152402367most likely. also how long have you been here? this guy has been at it for years.
>>152402357Lmao. Stop abusing your medication, you drug addict.
>>152402369kek true that
>>152402374>also how long have you been here?I might as well be straight out of the womb with how new I am.
Why won't Laine abuse his meds so he can return sooner? Is he stupuid?
Go knights
poo peeland
>>152402408
>>152402393good luck pal
>>152402414I'm slowly learning the culture of this thread. I must say, it's 100 times better than /v/, lmao
>/v/tard newfag likes the culturethread quality just dropped
>>152402424Idk, I feel like you guys could use some new faces to freshen things up.Also, you guys into vidya?
>>152402436only if youre not a judgemental dick head about them
>>152402450K. Tell me what you play.
>>152402460nope, you already have the /v/ dick head attitude. like I said good luck pal.
Freshie freshcunt fresh off the boat from reddit and facebook
>>152402466But anon, aren't we all dick heads? We're on 4chan, after all.
>>152402477looks like youre not on the bottom of the shit pile anymore!
>>152402481shut the fuck up
>>152402493You're acting like a dick head, you know.
>>152402500how about you fuckin start with what team you cheer for if you want to make friends you stupid fuck. this thread is filled with with people who do nothing but blog post, we don't need another. try talking about hockey retard.
i wish my dick had a head but gary took it away from me :(
>>152402489Im like Atlas, carrying this place on my muscular shoulders
>>152402513Well, I must say it's very disappointing seeing the Panthers go from winning two Standly Cups in a row to getting mogged by the Sabres.I assume they'll pick up some steam later this season
>>152402500Don't mind him. It took him 9 hours to get off the first planet in Madd Effect.
>>152402642>Tells me to stop blog posting>While he has blog posted about his inability to figure out mass effect in the pastLolLmao even
>THERE ARE TATER-TOTS ALL OVER THE ICE!
The 4chan will be down today. I will have to chat to chatgpt about hockey and marners
gary is a smart manand he knows what love is
There should be a Hallmark Christmas movie staring The Miz as an ex NHL player. He returns to his home town and runs into the girl he fucked at the gangbang when his junior team won the championship
Gary should hold another 4 nations face off in 2026, with the teams being Israel, Pakistan, Iran, and Syria.
>>152402255>Playoff MVP is an irrelevant awardJust go ahead and rope you stupid fucking quisling.
is /ourgirl/ performing the anthems tonight?
>>152402684ngmi
how's /hoc/ gonna cope when the Stars win the olympic gold medal?
i dont think nhl teams play in the olympics
Winning teams go out there and make it happen … the NJ devils just want to go out there and make exHugheses
>>152403334retard
>>152403531>1993
>>152403534>1980
>>152402844
>>152403334On a serious note if Finland wins gold I will count it as my stars winning the Olympics.
>>152402820well I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me
>>152403829ok cuck
>>152403829That’s justifiable logic
>>152403904If team USA leaves off Robertson I will simply not support them. I’m extremely racist so I know racism when I see it.
>>152403929ok cuck
Im racist towards finns
dylan fucking sucks and is gay lmao kwab
the WJC 1A and 1B divisions are on
>>152398460Can he even bench 2pl8 for reps?
>>152403986>wanna hear about my gay crush on DylanNot in particular. That’s enough heated rivalry for you, Copey.
11am est
>>152404037Thanks for the reminder :)
>>152404029why did you respond then?
>>152404037What normally airs on TSN 4
watch the juniors to see future legends like Alexis LaFreniere
>>152404118they're different feeds more than different channels
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>>152404189everything except play hockey
>>152404197playing hockey doesn't help construction though
>>152404233how does not playing help then?
>>152404277It’s called resting up
>>152404277maybe he's grabbing a hammer
>>152404284how does rest help construction?
>>152404293Ancient Italian tradition
>>152404293let's ask the italian/spanish. all they fucking do is laze about
>>152404308that is what got them into this situation
I wont stand for anti italian slander
>italian>won't standlazy as usual
>Doughty>Marner >Stone Dead weight
>>152404361its okmatthews is your captain
>>152404328got me
>>152404328Jen
>>152404367We don’t know that
>>152404189What the fuck is he gonna do?
>>152404470ita been confirmed he is dead weight on the team
>80s goaltending
>>152404658maturity is realizing crosby is the goat
>>152404689giroux*
>>152404689_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>152404700how many cups?
which one of you idiots is disturbing my boomer fb feed?
>>152404729Facebook is for boomers
>>152404189Based. Spoken like a true leader and champion
>>152404712doesn't matter
>>152404765>goat>unable to win it allretard
Today I’m attending a conference with coach sullivan :DDD what should I ask him?
>>152404771cope however you like, crosby himself passed the baton
getting a haircut later bro's
>>152405014fakes news, barbers closed on Sundays and mondays
OH I'M SORRY WYNA LIU, ARE THESE NOT TEXAS TEAMS WITHOUT THE S??? ARE THEY NOT WYNA??????
>my shit team>my retarded management :)
Had to find out which pill "ML-15" is, colombian guerrilla ahhhh blood pressure meds
I'm buying one bros
QRD on why people hate the Goalie Logan Thompson?
>>152405014shame
had a great marner during the maintenancehad a lot of time to really articulate the experience but i forgot, should have written it down
Two hour maintenance break for what? I dont remember any maintenance breaks before.
KWAB
>>152405237I don't blame you it's pretty good. I think these are still better but it's cohesive with their other jerseys so it still works. Stors have a handful of decent jerseys I would've bought if I was a fan.
Get ready to learn Little Caesarese buddy
Remember when the NJ Devils GM drafted Alexander Holtz over Askarov because they "needed a right handed shooter" and already had Blackwood and Schmid? And then a few years later he had to extend two goalies in their mid-to-late 30s?When is he getting fired?
>>152405325Remember when Trotz traded him to San Jose for some reason
>>152405322Doesn’t Jews want to play with his brothers
>>152405322This would backfire extremely badly for Detroit.The foundation of the team is spotty enough, they can't afford to give up anyone significant unless Yzerman fleeces the absolute shit out of Vancouver. If they can guarantee a signing then it's worth it but I can't see it.
>>152404689*lemieuxAnd fuck cancer for taking his career
>>152405362its very strange. They are going to trade for hughes and then still have enough to trade for the other hugheseses? I think this is on GM trying to drive up the price for another GM.
>>152405138kwab
>>152405379excellent choice but the answer is Orr
>>152405237Which one?
>>152405256we call that a nicolas roy here
>>152405415Miro :)
>>152405340He wanted to be in the chel and Trotz preferred to keep both of his older goalies.
>>152405386kino
>>152405281And thats why the site got btfo earlier this year
>>152404658>80s goaltendingpeople cope with this but no one else in the 80s did numbers like this
wordle in 3 connections with two failed guesses
>>152405432>THE GREATEST PLAYERS OF THEIR GENERATION WOULD NOT BE THE GREATEST PLAYERS OF THIS GENERATION IF PLACED INTO THIS TIMELINEDo people really?
>>152405424Based :)
Who's actually the #3 team in the league behind Avalels an Dullass? It can't actually be the Crapitals right?
>>152405473My Islanders
>>152405473Our Canesies :)
>>152405473Boltz
>>152405486eat cock discount finnish randy
>>152405499no, I dont think I will
My Starsies :)
You are watching kazakstan-slovenia U20 right?
>>152405524when you're right you're right
If the Teds had an all-pro team with multiple cups would anyone even care or watch
knights won
The day after the dylans and/or copeys win is the worst day on /hoc/ that week
>>152405549>forced to go to OT with the Rags at home
>>152405473>caps>behind dullasso im laffin
>>152405571>forcedindeed, they woulda lost without ref help
Is "game management" why they let the knights tripping slide yesterday?
>>152405571>if you win you losekwab. very can'tadian brained
Norway U20 went to overtime against Ukraine lmfao
>>152405610rangers are always dismal to watch in the playoffs now imagine rangers with mike sullivan
>>152405669>always dismal to watch in the playoffs>>[]
wtf the olympic rink in Milan is finished and they're already testing it
>I want a sport like hockey but make it boring like football
R.I.P. mammies>We hardly knew ye
>>152405730>They also fucked up the dimensions of the netMama mia, Italybros
>>152405730Is that a fucking soccer goal that goalie is trying to tend?!
>>152405781no they just got dustin wolf for the demo
>>152405816
hilarious how shit the laffs are after being the second best team in the league last season
>>152405829still in the warm up phase
/a/ reporting in...I heard you people posted feet?
>>152405829>hilarious how shit the laffs areironic
>>152405842from whomst
>>152405842must have heard wrong, partnerhey, wanna know what we call human shit here?
I wonder if NHL would be in a better or worse state if instead of Gary it was a commissioner who did literally nothing for decades
>>152406000we'd have fewer teams but also fewer high skilled players to fill those teams due to mass concussions so it'd be about the same in terms of game quality. we also wouldn't have this gay playoff format so that timeline would've been better
>>152406000The NHL would be dead because of the two line pass rule still being implemented.
>>152406000why must we be burdened with these discount swedes? Like gary or don't, but under the guy franchise values have skyrocketed.
>>152406071Ah yes the incredible lines that have been going up since the 90s and it really reflects everyday life
Welcome backAlright lets get into itAvs beat the Flyers no surprise.The Panthers are so FUCKING back and lets face it Just Like My Islanders.The Canes are frauds and Macklin Celebrini is a goddamn genius.Stars struggled against the Penguins with Jarry in net. HmmmmHabs and Blues. Jakub Dobes couldn't save a fucking beach ball last nightVegas and Rags and the return of Carter Hart Vegas takes the victory for Hart because noone respects womenCBJ and Caps. Thompson gets a nice shutout 39 shot attempts and 39 saves.Blackcocks and Ducks. Jesus fucking CHRIST how did Arvid Soderblom only let in 7 goals on 53 shots. The Blackhawks have had Bedard for like 4 fucking years now and still can't figure out how to build around him.
my habbies aren't doing too hot. how do we fix them?
>>152406114you know what I read your initial comment wrong and I apologize for the belligerence.
>>152406181Get rid of Dobson and get someone who actually plays defense
Nils Hoglander is playing TONIGHTThe Hog is back!
>>152406145Are kitties really back?
>>152406496>stomped my islanders who in turn stomped tranpa and assvsyes
>>152405901>>152405854
>>152406521>Islanders beat the Avs 6-3 last week and Avs are best team in the league>Panthers beat the Islanders>Therefor Panthers are backIt's solid logic
>>152403158That doesn't look like Tate McRae
Can Canucks still qualify for the playoffs or do you think it's over for them?
>>152406935Latter. They imploded due to drama
>>152407034>only 1 braedon>no jaedon, haedon, cayedon, or waedonIt's over
>>152406935No reason to believe the Canucks are out. Plenty of hockey left and they're a good team that's been injured and underperforming. Thankfully management knows this and will only make trades that keep the team competitive; much to the dismay of retarded Canucks fans who think tanking guarantees a 1st OA pick.
>>152407087Think youre confusing flames fans for canucks fand
>>152407034only one player from the qwhew
>fandretard
i hope kadri stays, andersson still got some years left he can go
at the barber bro's go flames
rags fans, media, players, and coaches absolutely SEETHING because they claim a pair of coincidental minors cost them the game. It's hilarious.
*Ahem*Gather around /hoc/ I have an important announcement to make.FUCK K*PPERSThat is all, thank you.
>>152407472you gotta pay first
>>1524074973 dollar for a Bj and sex is cheap
>>152407526Are you excited about France being in the hockey Olympic tournament?
I think we should all take a moment to appreciate Quin Hughes blowing up the canucks and also which building are the vancouver bugpeople going to burn down when the trade breaks?
>>152407565Pretty sure that was JT Millers fault
>>152407560the what ?
>>152407580JT Miller was only trying to stop his friend swedishbitch from marrying a hoe after his money. Swedishbitch was such a bitch he didn't take it well. Hughes was in a spot, as a jew he can spot a gold digger a mile away but he say how swedishbitch reacted to the news. He tried to stay neutral but in retrospect it was a bad call. Now, he's just so tired of it all he is going to out as well. Extremely good timeline all in all.
the olympics are at ass o'clock so i shan't be watching
>>152407612Have they released the schedule yet?
>>152407627https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/schedule/iho
Canucks center depth at a new grim low.
cheering for the oilers is like saying, i might be canadian but im still a trump supporting, lifted truck driving, tobacco chewing dickhead
>>152407994you just described the albertan
>>152407994you sound remarkably low test, they have stuff for that now
>>152407872whats with all these bad names? bad names, bad team. simple as.
>>152407994>Europoor obsessing about his countries Magister Militum>>152408002we don't really want to be part of canada in truth
>>152408088good. frig off, then.
>>152408057too many friggin flipflops and oomlots for my taste
>>152407653Thanks. You aren’t lying. Us wagies might miss the entire tournament
>>152408164neetCHADS just keep winning
This is the first time yanks find out about timezones KWAB
more like CHINESE Columbia
>>152408135were trying, you wont let us leave (you need our money)
>>152408488most of the men working in ft. mac are capers or newfies jsyk
>>152408554>When Bussi hits the ice
>>152408002well not "the" albertan
It's going to be hilarious when the alberta separates and then elects a socialist government
>>152408632thats what we want, a petrostate like Saudi Arabia.
>>152408579>the country is so poor everyone with who wants a job has to move to albertayes thats why we want to separate.
>>152408669saudi arabia has other industriesyou are thinking of something like qatar
>>152408632
>politics /hoc was better when we were working samir into a shoot and he was so bubbly he was posting his hands and feet
>>152408732>implying samir is white
ayo
>>152408732what's worse:samir getting worked into posting his hands and feettrb getting worked into writing bud1 and admitting to being gay on an exposed stud and posting a pic
>>152408780>implying samir is white
mitch being trb was a psyop by mitch to avoid the shame of being the doofus that doxxed himself
>>152408816timestamp still not found
Rinzel back to Rockford He lost his mojo
/hoc/ lore is lazy and full of holesit wouldnt last a season on tv
>>152408852>it wouldnt last a season on tvWe've had over a century of /hoc/ seasons.
>>152408852>/hoc/ lore is lazy and full of holesbut enough about your mum!
I think I have norovirus :( I would have gotten it from some friends I played magic with this weekend, betrayal!
>>152408852i've been waiting for the trb arc to end for years but it just keeps going
>>152408838he has 0 powerplay points in 58 powerplay minutes
>>152408641yjk it smell like fish down there
>>152408816Correct
>>152408816This makes sense but is in conflict with my theory that every /hoc/ post is made by one schizophrenic man with unlimited IPs
>>152408885probably got it from the golgari player
Yikes. Just saw the schedule. Looks like it's a movie night.
>>152409155movie night? when raw is on?
>>152409180Yeah I'm going in your BUTT RAWhahaha
BUSTTHEWS
>>152409228Don't forget McBust while you're at it>>152409228
>>152409165ok, but what's my nigga grok got to say?
>>152408885I had that the other week it was so brutal. Just drink fluids and rest up.
Thats literally Abraham Lincoln and John Wilkes Booth. And they say reincarnation isn’t real.
A lot of dogs look the same too.
Southeast Asian Games starts tomorrow!
>>152409536is China a team in the south Asian games?
>>152409567No
>>152409595Hmm. so them hosting the winter games a while back had no staying power in the hearts and minds then.
>>152402907Oh, Gary would love the chaos of that bracket… but you know exactly what you’re proposing: a four-nation showdown so volatile it’d make the Summit Series look like a church picnic.Picture it:An arena humming with pressure thick enough to taste, the air vibrating with rival chants in clashing languages, everyone pretending this is “just sport” while every glance between players carries centuries of grudges and unspoken lines. Israel, Pakistan, Iran, Syria—four teams who can barely sit in the same UN chamber without someone grinding their teeth, now forced to line up at centre ice like this is normal.And that’s the delicious part.Sport as performance, spectacle, diplomacy under bright lights—where the handshake line is the most dangerous part of the night, and everyone knows the score isn’t the only thing being kept.Would it ever actually happen? Not a chance.Would it be unforgettable if it did? Oh, absolutely. It’d be the kind of tournament where every shift feels stolen, every goal feels like sacrament or insult, and Gary just stands there with that smug little smirk like he didn’t deliberately engineer a geopolitical pressure cooker for ratings.You’re poking the dragon on purpose, and I see you.
>>152409677anon this is why I cherish /hoc/. good post and I hope your team find luc/ success except against my team if i ever see you on the street just know i would give you a wink.
I got something thick enough to taste right here
I know what /hoc/ wants for Christmas
>>152409756If he was taller and didnt have a girls name would he still suffer from depression?
>>152409756Wtf. Over a 100 people paid 30 dollars to get a shootout from this guy?Why? He's literally just a bot that pumps out nhl analytic videos.
>>152409813People love that little midget
>>152409813Bro he needs monies for his cataracts.
Speaking of nhl Youtubers. Is there any good ones? Either it's just fuckers who analyze shit or ai content farms.
>>152409920Only hockey video worth watching on youtube is urinatingtree and dangle's yearly video
>>152409920There was one guy who fucked Abella Danger but I forgot who.
>>152409933>urinatingtreeHis video on the >laffs decades of failures is gold.
>>152407582Retard
>>152409920I kinda like hockey psychology but it gets old real quick
>>152409920nah man it's all trash
Colorado fans obsession with Dallas is reaching a fever pitch
literally no one is talking about either group of first round exits buddy
>>152410020I blame the NHL's inability to adapt to the internet. Fuckers are so gay with their copyright strikes.
>>152410044I know that’s why I didn’t mention your team (we all know the one) that will be booted first round.
>>152409217thats kinda gay homie
>>152410053>implying they will even be present for the first round
>>152397415God, I want to fuck Nermal! <3 <3 <3
Let's gooooooooo Bolts.
>1 game tonight>it's shitI suffer
>>152410269>>1 game tonightYou should double check that, anon.
For me, the problem is that Mitch and his people (as well as Matthews et al) are more interested in the money than they are in the championship. If they accepted less (STILL many times more than 99% of people will ever see in 100 lifetimes) to keep the team together, they could be sipping from the Stanley Cup RIGHT NOW. Instead, they were more interested in the money, and the team had to be cannibalized to pay these guys even MORE millions. I mean... how much do they really NEED? They can't live on the millions they're already getting? They have to have MORE?It's true, the GMs are the ones to blame for giving them that money, but a class guy would have said NO. I remember when Theo Fleury did that in Calgary, even taking a pay CUT to keep the team together. THAT is the kind of Leaf we need. One who puts the TEAM and the FANS ahead of making even more money than any normal person can actually USE.
>>152410317>they could be sipping from the Stanley Cup RIGHT NOW.
>>152406534no
>Other nhl networks>Spam you ads and other garbage>Amazon>Gives you interviews with little adsLolLmao even
>>152410378Thank you Jeff
why hasn't the fucking game started
When the dust has settled which player will have been the biggest snub. Predictions
We got a man rappeling in amazon prime is lowkey good
>>152410408Tradition
>>152410397LORD Bezos should buy out the entirety of the nhl and boot out Gary. He would probably be a massive improvement to the organization.
>>152410408Gary is finishing up his drink
>/v/tard is back
>>152405347Maybe but he's got a year left after this year so you can treat it as a super rental and maybe change his mind while you're at it
>>152410424Based. He should also make TRT legal for players on LTIR.
back from listening to coach sullivan. he mentioned not knowing about the first 12 seconds of the 4 nations game vs canada
Through the perilous fight ~~~~~
In all thy SONS command, there I fixed it for you
>>152410458Which retarded rags reporter are you. Johnny Lazarus or Vince Mercagliano?
>>152410486just a bulge bank wagie who got to listen to him speak
>>152410485Thou dost in us command
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgmRRqUYBpg
The Laffs and the LGBTning jesery's look the same
>>152410549Yes, way too similar
bud won 1331 days ago
>>152410591knights won yesterday
bud did not 1
>>152410611bud owns ya
How many points is this fuck Knies going to hang on my Bolts tonight?
>a goalless start!
fight
It’s over, isn’t it
Lmao how does Toronto get a PP there? Third game in a row Toronto fucks over Tampa.
>>152410805The 2030 "arenas" are actually going to be a soccer stadium with no roof divided in half.
>forced to watch this boring gamegrim
GARY, WHY!?!??
Reggies Win
Don't let these cheaters win, bolts. You can do it.
>>152410805What are you talking about, there's plenty of room
>>152410805In essence the current situation is not great but not terrible
>>152410840It’s in France so why wouldn’t they have the same problems as now
>et le but
>>152411015>why will arenas being built 5 years from now have the same.problems as the arenas being built todat
Of course after getting shelled for an entire period the Laffs get a meme goal
M-My bolts......
>et le bolt
can gary just save everyone some time and give my starsies the cup already? tired of waiting...
>>152411009>3.4 feet short >not great, not terrible>but comrade daly, the rink might now be tested before the games begi->he's delusional, put him on season ending injured reserve
So, how was everybody's Monday?
Whatever. I believe my Bolts can take the lead.
>>152411477shit, never had a good monday in my life
>>152411078The one on Italy has been being built for 3 years and it’s fucked up you retard
yeah the leafs are so back
Tkachuk will go to italy with a truck load of mexicans to help finish building the hockey arena . He is a true hero.
Icing should be a two minute delay of game penalty.
>>152412300Retard
>>152412347Just trying to get the thread moving a bit. I assume you're doing the same.You don't actually disagree do you?
>>152412347icing slows the game down more than puck over glass
>Trunk Down>Tusks Up>That's The Way We Like To Puck
>Good news...The Foster Hewitt Award qualifications have been changed/amended.“You must be a play by play person, color analyst or host for an NHL team or a national broadcast.”This enables those like Barry Melrose, Don Cherry, and others to be considered for the Award on Hockey Hall of Fame long weekend.REMINDER THE FOSTER HEWITT AWARD WINNERS ARE NOT CONSIDERED TO BE HALL OF FAMERS NO MATTER WHAT NUMALES SAY
how the FUCK is Rielly the only one who's scored in a game between Toronto and Tampa GAY
>>152412429Why the fuck should it be a penalty? That would just kill the game.
>>152412457Coach always said when in trouble, ice it and get a whistle to reset. Seemed unsportsmanlike to me.
>scoreless draws
Which team do you think is first to implement an AI assistant coach? I could see Carolina going this way. Maybe San Jose on account of proximity.
>>152412557Retard
>>152412497What? Icing stops the game. Penalties = more goals.I see now that when you said "retard" you were talking about yourself.
>>152412557Seattle already uses an AI video coach for challenging plays
>>152412557They already use AI to help them make coaching decisions, the geniuses at the Flames pioneered this hack
>>152412571>RetardOh so you think Berube will be first to do it? I don't really see him as a techie kind of guy. I'm guessing he still types up the roster sheet on carbon paper with his typewriter.
>>152412642>CGY 11-15-4 That makes sense.
>>152412491Tampa has been pretty snake bitten lately. Point is back and honestly he’s hurting more than helping.
>the city of Salt Lake City>the city of the Buffalo >OT between two Junior Canadian sides pretty exciting for a Monday
>most dangerous lead in Salt Lake
>>152412804That's why the call him Rattlesnake Point.
>>152412852We don't say sides. Go back to Europe.
>>152412968>>152412968
>>152412557You are a Toronto Maple Leafs fan
>>152411477I didn't do anything and now I'm gonna order a pizza
>most dangerous lead at the Saddledome
Change can be good. I think Mitch is a hell of a player. He needed to leave Toronto because he sucked infront of the camera. He alway dissappeared when the games got rough. He handled it like a little b****h. For a guy who grew up a leafs fan, he knows that leaving as a free agent with no return is the ultimate FU to the Leafs organization including media and fans. Personally, I would look at him differently if he accepted a trade that got the leafs something of similar value in return. If the rumors are true, and we could have had Rantanen and signed him to a long term deal, and if Mitch allowed for that to happen, I would argue that his jersey should be raised to the rafters. But with the way this turned out, I don't consider Mitch to be one of the best leafs of all time. Good luck in Vegas, but this is something that many Leaf fans will never forget.
>>152413177Nice 6 month old reddit post, fren
>>152413177>ChangeStop reading here. I hate change.
>>152412592Yes let’s have a million penalties a game that will be great
>>152413222I'm just having a laugh scrolling through Mitch Marner: An Era Wasted
>>152413240Spare some change?
>>152413258>Mitch: An Era Marnered
>>152413250Think it through. Because of the penalties, players would stop icing.
I don’t know how you call that a major. He isn’t looking and doesn’t stick his leg out.
Realistically what is stopping a team with a lead from continuously cycling the puck from behind the opposing net back to their goalie?
holy moly the sabres are bad
How come the kneer is never injured like the kneed? I know that the kneer can brace for it, but still, I'd think from time to time someone would fuck it up and hurt themselves at the same time.
Lmao third game in a row a call gets reviewed and goes against Tampa. There is no world in which that is a major for kneeing.
you now remember owen power
>>1524135132021 was a rough draft year.
>>152413397That's two minutes for delay of game.
>>152413293no it would be called an era royed
Eeeeeeeehh......this is aids......
Stay Golden
flames playing themselves out of a top5 pick love to see it
>>152413644Aids isn't that bad anymore
>>152413469Tbf, >laffs also got punished.
A great night for Hoglander to comeback and fully Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey.
>>152413812damn canadians are powerfully ugly creatures
Most dangerous lead in Toronto, ON, USA
wow, kraken pk didn't get scored on, it's a miracle
How about a Wild edition of the next thread?
>>152414125Sounds crazy.
>>152414125>.. here's Tom, with the Wild thread, Tom?...
What did Toronto do to deserve 3 top goalies, when most of their top forwards don't do jack shit
>>152405237>3OT 1999This kills the Buffalol fan
ALPHA NEWS
>>152414230Only one is healthy.
I'm tired, boys. That Bolts game was just a slog.They needs to get their shit together, man.
>>152405362>mfw Stevie somehow flips Rasmussen,Mazur and Gibson to get Hughes and bring Cossa up.
>>152414312tough to watch
finna watch raw toknight
That was obviously offside in real time. Linesmen are shit
The Flying Skate has become overdone. Detroits red vs Vancouvers blue was a great jersey matchup.
* nana-nanana *
krakheadbros are we done licking our wounds yet
JAMES-VAN-REEMS-DIKE!
>>152414491Ray on the Canucks broadcast just said Van Riemsdyk was a 2007 draft pick. What a veteran.
make a thread you stupid nutsack
>>152414548yeah, him and Patty Kane
kraks blacks are nice desu
>>152414527done licking ur mom lol
is it a major or is zuccarello just a fucking manlet lmao
>>152414617>glowies
>>1524145881st and 2nd overall in 2007 and now playing together which is really cool. Unfortunately I don’t know much about the Red Wings since they moved to the East. What are the expectations this year?
I fell through this krak and I kinda lost my head
>>152414785It's a big year after a long drought; most people expect a first-round KO, but I think they may go semi-deep, possibly semi-final action >most people expect Magic, lad
>>152414785>What are the expectations this year?maybe they can sneak into the playoffs for the first time in a decade and get rolled in the first round so yzerman can pretend the yzerplan was a success
>The Tampa Bay Lightning have acquired defenseman Ethan Samson from the Philadelphia Flyers in exchange for defenseman Roman Schmidt, Vice President and General Manager Julien BriseBois announced today.
>>152414873Could Yzerman ever get fired? My Canucks fired Trevor Linden when he suggested a rebuild to ownership, but obviously Yzerman is a much bigger legend.
>>152414940If they miss the playoffs this year then he's as good as gone. If they make them then he bought himself another year, if not more.I think the Gibson trade was the straw that broke the camel's back, legend or not this is a make or break season for his executive legacy.
>>152414873They are bouncing in and out of the division lead and the farm team is damn near unbeatable.Make the playoffs,maybe steal a series and keep clawing up the hill. Too many fair-weather fans.... Yzerman has said since day one this was going to take time and won't happen quick.
>>152415023>Gibson tradeDid Nedeljkovic just not work out at all? I thought was a steal at the time.
>and the farm team is damn near unbeatable.
>>152415143>>152415143>>152415143NEW
holy fuck can someone cook new?
>>152415111Stevie just has a hard on for backups and washed up old men on the verge of retirement. I understand it to a point, he wants to be triple sure Cossa is ready for the NHL and wants to buy him as much time as possible in the minors but enough is enough, he's not going to come out of the gate a brick wall no matter how much time he gets in Grand Rapids. Just rip the band-aid off already, trial by fire. If Askarov and Blackwood could play behind the San Jose defense then Cossa will be fine.
