>engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL
this is what passes for a thread for /cric/? grim
griggid :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>1524203833 cunts
>>152420383nothings more kino than the biannual englel ashes melty kek
Good evening lads
HARD DICKHARD DICKHARD DICK
>bnob so protective of engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL he won't post ittIf only he was as protective of his arsehole
>>152420383Has he called for KP to be appointed England head coach for all formats yet?
is bazball analytics based?
>>152421430No, pure vibes because there is no accountability.
>>152420383So not much different to Archer but I'm sure he'll never address that one
york is underwatera certain man is missing and feared to be not dead
Bazalytics 101:>just baz it>baz more>didn't baz enough>over baz'd
'a certain man'
>>152422251His whereabouts are unknown but nobody is missing him
I'm at bouldering
7 and a half winks last night - lil bit tired right now still thoughhad a dream that both runs and wickets in cricket were now called "fuck offs". makes sense for wickets i guess but kept struggling to work out why runs would be called that
cricket in 30 bings
>>152421430bazball is fuckin dead. The body will be cremated, and the ashes taken back to England.
>>15242307212th man is rolling in his grave
The Glenn Phillips is playing? Heckin based mate!
Things that /cric/ wouldn't miss:Direish flags
Things that /cric/ wouldn't miss:Britzoloid blogposting
2) Yank Flags
Think there are 3 yank flags lad
The swashbuckling west indies
cant put in words how much more this west indies game feels like actual test cricketreckon the ashes has become a little too americanised - the coverage is so intense and in your face, and the game itself feels so stimulatingwest indies feels far more even-paced and obviously traditional
>can still use facebook
>>152426061I think the New Zealand grounds add to it as well.
>>152426086checked all my platforms today and nothing changed for me
nz might have the worst bowling attack ever rn
>There once was a man named Scott Boland>They say that his land was stolen>He'd waddle on in>With barely a grin>And next thing you know he had bowled 'em
>>152426130They are just getting warmed up
>>152426132kino
Things that /cric/ need: fewer one-sided matches. Yet to happen so far this series lmao
>>152426104Think if youve ever had a credit card connected to your account you get marked as an adult
Another terrible comment from an Irish flag
Dickner
Grassed it like a little gay cunt
>lads the ashes is irrelevant that's why I'm here 24/7 posting about it. it's just not as big as the poo v roo series OK!!???
>>152426170i never had on my fb tho
>>152426344Yeah idk then - I haven't paid too much attention to this whole saga but I think they're allowed to infer your age as well. So things like how long you've had your account, the age of your connections etca platform like FB really doesn't need an ID to know how old you are - they have insane amounts of data thanks to the FB pixel being on most websites around the world
>>152426370yeah but my account is only 6 months old, fake name, have no friends. i only use it for marketplace so ive messaged maybe 10 people wouldnt be surprised if it just isnt working knowing our govt lol
>Following an Anti-Corruption investigation, Brydon Carse has been suspended from all cricket for 16 months with 13 months of that ban being suspended for two years. >Carse was charged with placing 303 bets on various cricket matches between 2017 and 2019. Carse did not place bets on games in which he was participating.wait, carse has always been /our guy/??
*obnoxiously browses instagram as the pozzies seethe*feelsgood
Back from another on pitch sesh. Bit chuffed with this one won 14-6 4G + 5A for the team that just asked me to play for them (played last night for them too). Captain was well happy wants me to play for their 1st team but it clashes with my OCS. They are a bunch of propa footy deanos but you have to laugh innit bruvJust a reminder to all you /cric/ eng shijtters giving it the big'un find your balls and come take your beating on pitch
>>152426381I think thats still fine - the whole thing is that they have to delete accounts that they believe are underage, if youve given off no signals that youre underage then youre probably fineAlso could just be that they're doing ban waves, and your account is low in the priority list
kek this debutant is getting tonked in his first over
Since Indians are incapable of being good at football I'll have to presume shitjeet has been out bashing girls again like some kind of freak
>>152426408arent you lot getting banned from here next week too?
>>152423072>won t'footy>India, that is Bharat, won some memehit>engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL humiliated>engshijtters in hiding>bit of night time test criccy while eating some.victory dinner>learning a song on the ol' six stringsJust adds to a good day all around
>>152426428notice how he's too embarrassed to post about '''''''XD'''''' now
Deano footy team added me to their WA group and they sent an invite to their discord. I don't even have a discord, is it worth the effort to join?
zachy would heem any 35yo jeet man, never mind a literal 45yo onenever seen the welsh dragon with his shirt off I take it
>>152423043Would they diagnose Piers Morgan as having cancer, or would they diagnose cancer as having Piers Morgan? It's genuinely difficult to decide who would be worse off in that situation
>>152426159Convicts and eng shijjters haven't had one in 40 years down under
Suggest /cric/ eng shijtters to reread the 2nd paragraph >>152426413All talk no walk these coward /cric sjitters
*updates engshitters filter*
Their footy matches get uploaded onto jewtube so bnob if you aren't busy coping with your diddle trauma you can doxx me if you find it
anyone remember when that aussie trounced spackys football larp?metaphorically and physically megged him
Certain 128kbps yt2mp3 six string hack started pretending he used to play sunday league when i started posting about my on pitch seshes lmao what a chancer. He's been in hiding since being called out. Might honestly start rolling my arm over to heem /cric/ eng sihtters at cricket too
We should be playing a bit more defensively here, tire out their bowlers a bit more
Do you hardcore /cric/ fuckers even watch the sport
nobody watches this sport
>>152426650>>152426641I do
I'm watching>>152426625>weWhere's mah boi Chandrapal? If dey dropped him i've no choice but to support New Rachinland
>>152426675Ded
>>152426641yes im watching right now though I wonder if youre only talking about the bong flags thoughbeit
>>152426432we are?wtf that's actually good. australians will be celebrating 5-0 all by themselves lmao
Zaltz rubbing salt>engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL have lost the first 2 tests in 8/10 of the last series down under (12/20 inc at home)>17-2 aggregate scoreOof
>>152426675side strainmightve been during warmups as well, not 100% sure
>>152426691>>152426743Damn that's unlucky. Well let's hope it's a good test with a result
we're this close to /bbl/ being back on the menu
I learned about the kakapo bird this morning, what are some other cool nz wildlife
>>152426467we need stokes and mcmeme doing this. it's the only way to revive the bazball spirit
>>152426900nz's has only two native mammals, both bats. one of which is completely flightless (lesser short tailed bat)their birds are decent - not as colourful as aussie birds but my favs are the tui, kokako and kererutuis have a beautiful song and are complete cunts to other birds
>>152420383>Piers "Rape my son for a vindaloo" Morgan
>>152426086Same, I assumed because I made mine in 2009 by default I have to be 16 or older.
KEK
>>152427014ive seen a thousand dudes who look exactly like baz therevery generic kiwi lad look
>>152427014This must be goated if you're a clinically depressed Friendlyjordies fan
>fern leaf tattoo>maori tattoolads I'm starting to wonder if we might be dealing with a couple of double agents here
colour me shockedwhen England or Australia dont play teams seem to get quite close to fulfilling their over rates
>>152420383>Stokes in his pfpactual funny cunt
>>152426387pretty shitty that active sportsmen cant bet on games they aren't even playing in
>>152427014What would be the equivalent of this for the Australian team touring England?
smudge posted this lol
>smudgecringed. you're not a member of the team, you don't know him, you've never met him
piers morgan seems to be one of those guys that gets exposed for being gay and no ones surprised
>>152427153thisfucking hate it, although i think there some exceptions at timesWarnie and Gilly for instance i think i perfectly fine
Mah boi Hardik is back baby
>>152420714biennial
>since 2013bit of a random cope
>>152426957well at least their wildlife's got one good bat
Just poured scalding hot soup on my hand. Not impressed. For those wondering, the soup is fine.
>>152427666i was just scratching my nuts and accidentally pinched the tubes agonizing
>>152427697Thoughts and prayers
>we over prepared>waaah you didnt let use the waca as a warmup for perthWhich is it England?
>>152427136eating a British curry in preparation for all the runs
>>152427792I would give up a lot of preparation for a decent chicken tiki masala
REMEMBER THE NAME
>>152427136guided tour of some manor by a bloke in a top hat
WAGGOD COMMENTATERING
>>152420383do /cric/jeets really fall for fake tweets this easily
>>152420296>>152420366>>152420383>>152420654so true
>>152428210lmao
Is new zealand cricket worth watching? Its the only team espn shows cricket wise
>>152428333yes. windies are also worth watching if they bring the big lad
windies are winning right nowthe game and our hearts
>bowlers ded after the 1st test>bowl first 3 days laterWhat was are peewees thinking? This test is a refreshing contrast to the shitshowashes
>>152428376Whens the big nog gonna bat
Feel a bit sorry for Poot, no century in Australia was a mark against him and when he does get it the achievement is a footnote in a game where the focus was on Archer's chimpout.
>>152428376
>>152428470His fault. If tbe coward batted #3 he'd have a better team
>>152428470also Starc getting those 77 runs somehow outshone Roo's ton as well
cricket?
>>152428531creasing
ANOTHER WICKET TAKEN
I swear all kiwis bowl the exact sameapart from boult, he was maybe their one only good bowler since badlee
>>152428333they are worth hanging from tress
>>152429322another monkey-dies
I think it's quite disrespectful to simply scream in the umpires direction rather than offering a clearly articulated "how is that?"
"how is that" is very presumptuous as well, how does the umpire know what youre even asking about?"is that out LBW?" would be far more acceptable
>31.1 Umpire not to give batter out without an appeal>Neither umpire shall give a batter out, even though he/she may be out under the Laws, unless appealed to by a fielder. This shall not debar a batter who is out under any of the Laws from leaving the wicket without an appeal having been made. Note, however, the provisions of 31.7.>31.4 Appeal “How’s That?”>An appeal “How’s That?” covers all ways of being out.Would simply not give it out if the fielding side screeched at me
all appeals should be submitted in writing, having been signed by both captains.
Reckon Windies should try not losing wickets
what the fuck did he even do to himself there?
KIWI DOWN KIWI DOWN
Business idea: Only the player(s) who had an active role in the dismissal may appeal. The appeal would be annulled immediately if any player who was not active in the dismissal also appeals.
THEYRE PULLING OUT THE STRETCHER KEK
kek now hes puffing the green whistle
full injury list of nz bowlers>Henry>Jamieson>O'Rourke>Sears>Smith>Tickner>Fisher>Shipley
>slight trip>awwwww neewwww I'm beached as bru
>>152429780only recognise 2 of those names
me after trying to stop a ball from reaching the boundary
>>152429830tfw when you dont save the boundary
>>152429830>>152429857reckon the fox skeleton tech would come in handy here
>if you go to the supermarket youve gotta get your dinner before you go for a walk >FUCKinteresting commentary from the kiwis here
/cric/ is so kafkaesque
>>152429932How does someone even come up with that sentence
>that running >the fielding dire scenes
what the fuck was that first throw
i have the same hairline as mitch starc
>>152430017same but ashton agar
>>152430017Do you have the same bowling ability
munitah un cheemp
>>152430017thats a kino line bro nice
thats out i reckon
where the fuck the wbbl
>>152429830>>152429857wtf did he do? shoulder?
>>152429795kek
sobertard says what
>>152430582hello
Just me and the lads having a good time
>>152430692any danger of them practicing cricket? (they are losing 2-0 (out of 2 games))
>>152430692they still have a a couple days at noosa then some golf in adelaide after thatthey might be able to squeeze in some training after that
>>152430742meant for >>152430600
>>152430692
>>152430476yeah popped his shoulder in and outwent home in the back of an ambulance
>>152429928rnnnyeahh have a look at that weight transfer... was fully up... then he went down... now on the ground
>bowling attack
is there a reason the aus/eng players need to take so much time off in between tests after having not even played the full 5 days?
>>152430923schedule innit
>>152430923yeah m8 so Khawaja can play some golf with the English team
Who has the better golf team?
>>152430793he looks like fucking wee man
>>152431033good question
>>152430838Thanks Davey, solid as always mate
>knock out with windies 150-3>wake up>205aoNo Hindu /strongmind/Corr my legs are a bit bruised up after last 2 nights of on pitch seshes gotta play tonight as well oof /cric/ sihtters could never
>>152431138>sihtterprefer the sitar me iykwim haha
>>152431055Walking Weeckett
on pitch seshes more like on penis seshes
>>152431146Gottme
>>152431156pretty based and shankar-pilled britjeet ngl m8
Are the Windies the most universally liked cricketing team?
>>152431182yep1.WindiesGAP2.South AfricaPOWER GAP3.New Zealand4.Sri LankaPOWER GAPother teams not mentioned bar (Australia, England, India)GAPAustraliaEnglandPOWERGAP1000.India
>>152431164Ta la' certain fellow six string hero was inspired by watching The Pandit that night. Corr if i had a time machine...
Henceforth please refer to England as England AND Wales when referring to the cricket team.
>>152431216> Corr if i had a time machine...SO true m8was just listening to Jimi's 12 string Hear My Train a Coming today, what a guy
name a Welsh player currently in the England test squadif you do ill start calling it the England and Wales cricket team
You would know if England had more Welsh talent in the team because they would be winning games. The elites and selectors fear big strong Welsh genes.
More like the England and South African cricket team iykwim haha
>>152431228'risp
Zacky lad have you thought of trying out for the Wales part of the team?
>>152431248Denmark!
I think we can all agree the Welsh are innocent with regards to the current state of English cricket
>>152431248how many Alan Joneses are there in Wales you reckon?
>>152431232Rare choice fella think that's the only clip of him playing acoustic. So many tracks of his i've learnt to play but i can't do da blues like him. You a six string strummer?
>>152431284>poosh is josh hazelwoodi believe it
>>152431277At least 5 maybe 6 and that’s just in Caerphilly
>>152431286I am lad, but don't really rate myself, I just pluck away on dadzas old Gibson from 1970something from time to timedon't have that sovlful sound like are jimi though, nary a man does tbphwy
Henceforth the next laugh at engllllllldlllldlll thread shall be laugh at englel & wales>>152431248Mental
the new zealand black caps.
>>152431330based
>>152431310Don't rate myself either but JH made me pick up the six strings, (reversed) Stratman 4 life me never played a Gibson. Maybe share a voc? Was having a crack at his Monterey Like A Rolling Stone last night think i've got a handle on it
>>152431340rape is pretty universally enjoyed
the real reason Aus are head in this series is because LabuSHANE got back into form and held the batting together in the middle. they don't get to use the le saffer import meme anymore
>>152431352not sure about this one
>>152431366Danes used to go to England and rape
>>152431351based StratchadI might could share a voc but I'd need to rummage up some dutch courage before doing so which would likely, in turn, enshittify further my playing abilitycatch22 really innitdaresay I enjoy Jimi's version more than Dylan's la', how's it coming along?
hooked on the doubles again ladsfast food advertising should not be allowed during sporting games
Lads why are Irish flags incapable of making good posts?
>>152431380alcoholism and cte
for me its the humble epiphone dove (korean)
bouldering later
>>152431418enjoy mate, good stuff
*neekily falls off a non-asterisked v4 for the 83rd time this year*
I on the other hand, hope you don't enjoy it at all.
>>152431423>>152431424GOTTERN
>>152431377Go for it lad i for one as a bedroom hero always like to hear others playing. After my Soul Limbo voc one of the convicts shared a nice little originam voc as well.Fun fact the little solo in Jimi's Wild Thing is him doing the melody of Sinatra's Strangers In The Night kek. I tune to Eb (though Monterey is in standard) and in Eb his LARS cover starts with that big crunching C to F to GThen that little solo thing on G around 10-12th fretThen the verses once upon a time goes C Dm Em F GThen a little F to G back n forthThen F Em D5 CThen a little D5 to F GThen just add all the Jimisms
that's an expensive piano
>>152431423enjoy the chase ol bingo wings
why doesn't he do outdoor bouldering?
how did that peewee bowler hurt himself today? I saw the clip and it looks totally harmless
have done
>he's still going on about the crossfit of gen zhope he gets over this reddit shite in 2026 and does something else instead
>>152431495Too cowardly and not enough couches or coffee machines outdoors
>>152431497sand paper in his pocket grazed his thigh and it hurt real real bad
>Baz: I think we overprepared
>>152431435you're significantly more adept than I fella, I play my shit by ear and hope for the best honestly kekyou 've got a great musical understanding, I should probably try a little harder to be fair, but I'm often too lazy for my own goodthe misso and dog don't seem to mind tho
>>152431524V O L U M E Sno wonder Archer was looking like such a decrepit bitch
reminder this is the venue certain man shamelessly statpads at. gets an americano and laptop thumbs in between a few soft V2s
*stinks the place up*
yfo fat
>>152431548>10 people in frame>no one actually on the wallis this the power of bouldering?
>>152431553bonjour!
>>152431564bonjaw cheemp x
I want to get fucked from behind tonight
152431601
I do like a stout tbqhwy
>>152431524>Since August So 3 matches
>>152431584>wokeI'm really not sure what being aware of the past systemic injustices against African-Americans and how said systemic discrimination impacts the livelihoods and wellbeing of American-Americans now in a country on the other side of the world has to do with cricket, mate.
>play my shit by ear and hope for the best honestly kekLiterally #metoo. Was good enough for Jimi H so just play whenever you want and listen (and playalong) to anything and everything. A few songs that would've been on his 4th studio albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwutjNMUBHAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJXQ7BBH594
imagine having a hot gf
>yank "music" shitfucking grim. have some self-respect mate
>more dadrockfucking hell bruv really is 40 lmao
>>152431638did hisland have a go at her calf?
>>152431601slut
>>152431638That’s a man
>>152431658your a homo
>>152431638I don't have to imagine I've given up like the english criggy team
>>152431560>peewee vision
>>152431699nah I can tell by the shoulders in combination with the straight hips and adam’s apple
4 days no nicotine im stressing out over here
>>152431548johnny utah not having a bar of it
*hits vape*
>>152431736>1/11no you're right it's a hive of activity
>>152431760not my point
didn't ask
whens the third test? i'm looking at conflicting dates without timezone
>>152431766cope + seethe + youre old
>>152431584it's funny because it's true
no one here is young fella
>>152431768Next week
>>152431786its true I'm trying to upload my passport to 4chan so I can post more than once an hour
>>152431629just popping in from /hoc/ to call you a Nancy boy, tah tah!
>calls someone a nancy >says tah tah!bruh
>>152431548hardly ever go here because it's too reddit for me
truthnuke is the bbl is bigger for australians than the ashes at this point
>>152431820This is true
bbl isn't cricket however
>>152431820more competitive aye
>>152431812*circles back to pick your jaw up off the floor*au revoir mon ami!
Speaking French gotta be a top 5 gay thing to do
>>152431833Many Such Cases!
>>152431820
small dick /cric/big cock /hoc/
>>152431898and what are the other top 4 on your bucket list?
>>152431928done em up the kipper
french is a top-tier language, the best continental european language imo, the second best language in the world
>>152431820bbl is the only chance for english players to get a win in australia
crispohttps://youtu.be/TM6TCGltfHM
>>152431941G O T T E R NONE
>>152431949>tf>tp
walking to bouldering
walking away from redditering
Zachy RUNS /cric/
no
>>152431928when he comes back from unclogging the drain he's going to flip!
>>152431928GONE GOTTEM
absolute SKEWERING of every ireland has ever producedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqeLpNQghAo
>Tourists from dozens of countries including the UK could be asked to provide a five-year social media history as a condition of entry to the United States, under a new proposal unveiled by American officials.imagine having to explain why you used the term angloshitters 8712 times over 3 months
you spinnin anything recordlad
not NIN I hope
>>152432254You’re being silly https://youtu.be/syIUmrSJWAU
Imagine Harry Kane and Saka doing this between World Cup games if we lost twice in the Group Stage. They'd be ripped to pieces.These private school arrogant cunts need taking down a peg or two.
>>152432809They already said they were not going to let the media (and I suppose anyone else) prevent them from enjoying their humiliation (aka the Ashes tour).
>>152432743https://youtu.be/JtsOqxnZPto
We put a gigadeano (Key) in charge of all cricketthen he put the biggest deano in NZ in charge of the England sideand then he put another massive deno in charge of the playing elevenhardly surprising is it
>>152432981Absolutely zero understanding of the deano meme if you think Rob Key is a deanoBaz and Stokes maybe fit it a little bit more, but it really is UK-specific so not sure kiwis can ever really be deanos
Rob Key is a deano, you've just fallen for his slightly polished post-career broadcast personaMassive deano when he was a playerand I obviously mean McCullum is the NZ-equivalent of a deano (also true). it's deanos all the way down
bazball is deano golf is deano about 8 of the playing xi are deano. Even Crawley is a deano wannabe
going on holiday to Australia (how 'the lads' seems to be treating this ashes) is deano
crawley does have a very deano phenotype desulike you'd never guess him to be such a massive rich tarq and you can usually tell these things by facelike from one (1) pic of zachy, you'd never need to hear a single 'roo and would know this guy probably has a really rich family. crawley looks like he wears burberry
the
the what?
yeah ok you wrote $0but your parents are both degensnot really worth it is it
zachary's making it sound like nigga wrote like a rolling stone
>>152433332He's a private school country boy toff, nothing like a deano (basically a reformed chav with a job in sales living beyond his means) at all
bob dylan is a complete hack job with a lot of nonsensical word salad
>>152433519he looks like a tarq to me
Rob Key looks like he wears chinos, brown leather shoes, and a Barbour fleece while quaffing red wine and making his way through a cheeseboard Nothing like deano at all, not even close
when i used to insta goon i noticed that a large % of insta thots in australia (and AU has some of the best) live in Gold Coastwhy is that?Is the Heat named after Miami Heat because both towns are known for their sexy gold digging women walking on the beach looking for a rich man?
something is rotten in the state of denmark
nice kot
nice quote
>Australia captain Pat Cummins will return for what could be a decisive third Ashes Test against England in Adelaide next week.
>>152433902your captain is named after a spices? embarrassing
>your
toil donethe chase on the good laptop looms
>>152433746umm 90% cricketers are tarqs news flash
>>152433902>decisivewhat an embarrassing use of words
Rob Key isn't a tarq at allkind of an inbetween middle working class type. Deano leaning even
just saw a vid of 71 year old Robert F. Kennedy Jr. do 20 pull ups with ease at an airport todaymeanwhile certain unathletically gene-d welshman wants to pretend 10 more is impressive for someone half this old yank's age. sad
/cric/ is a /bbl/ general
>>152434341you're fat and not even strong despite your fatness
yeah ok mr robbed by rob kennedy toothpick armed neek
he can do more than you not me lol, ol bingo wings
he's a million years old and is pushing your pb with no training and you're fine with that lmao. what welsh genetics do to a nigga, I guess
zero (0) notable welsh athletes in history
>>152434649truthiest nuky I've seen in a long time
looks like the brown noser of bingo wings is in
>>152433933*you're
>>152434649Gareth BaleGaraint ThomasCraig BellamyTom Jones
The The - Sweet Bird Of Truthhttps://youtu.be/azysyU_Rr1g
Colin Jackson Jeremiah Azu
Iwan Thomas
roberta flackdonnie hathawayfrank sinatra
not welsh
like zachy
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSFOAu7gpV0/would be kino
garn bedhttps://youtu.be/tfIM4r0c7MQ
still can't believe that zachy thought this pudgy uber tarq (privately educated at all-boys school, grew up in east dulwich, has a wife named fleur) is a deanohow can you be so terminally online and yet understand so little
for reference, the deano meme
>>152436583wasn't me ol bingo wings, but he's not a tarq
actually I suppose he is
all me mates have been on at me for ages to get Popeyes chicken tonight i got Popeyes chickenit was alri' but kinda shit
rob key isn't a tarqhave you not heard him speak? if you're a tarq from Kent you sound nothing like that
Rob key isnt a tarq but i'll tell you what he is Rob key is a fat IDIOT
this lad was the next great welsh cricket talent but he left glammy and moved to londonand london killed him :(fuck london
>>152437201rip
"wasn't me but it was just written in my exact style and now i'm going to double down on the stupid contrarian opinion which is obviously untrue"
>nextwould be the first if true
>>152437327simon jones won the 2005 ashes almost singlehanded
I liked Simon Jones but he probably bowled less than 2 hours of his life in total. that's not a career lmao
>>152431820I don't see any aussies getting ashes tattoos
lads we're unironically getting banned from this place in 4 daysit's been realwhat should my last post be? anyone want a shoutout in it?
>>152432400What if you dont use social media?
>>152437706Toodle-oo
>>152437735https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/4chan-ban-uk-fine-online-safety-act-b2845043.htmlhe's talking about thisnow that aus have followed through this could actually happen kek (no I won't be coming back on a VPN)
>>152437706hope not :(
>>152437267muh style you're a fat retard ol bingo wings wasn't me
always wondered what 4chan lawyers looked like, I like to imagine them as saul goodman types
Australian flags will miss us when it's just them, sebshit and that one angry peewee
mooorrrrnnnnniiiinnnnnnn
>>152437706gonna miss yous been some great bants over the year good luck brothers
if I ever feel like a bit of a brainlet I just remind myself that at least I've never chucked a blank cheque at a york bedsit over a london flat (and I immediately feel better)
don't like donedon
done like shitney
Shall be reporting every brit that posts here after they ban 4chan thereWould them admitting to being a Brit using a vpn be worth bothering about?
that's not nice mate
You'll have literally no way of proving that we haven't emigrated en masse
I've experienced ennui the likes of which you wouldn't believe
you can't use VPNs on here unless you pay for the elite ones that bypassshalln't be forking over some hard-earned toil cash to post 'ausgaylia' a couple of times per /cric/ myself ty
never knew github was social media
>>152437706isnt it just a isp block? theres no actual punishments for accessing it right?so just vpn up mate
isn't discord one of the worst ones lmao?
charging 50p a post for all my Brit friends, I'll give you my 'mo in the 'cord
>>152438851I think its more about exposure to contentdiscords more a grooming thing so prob not seen as bad by the feds
>>152438922kek
>>152438757it's not that bad mate, you can just use r/cricket in the future
if i was forced to vpn, id buy a 4ch passdont mind supporting the site now in these insane times
england doing any practice today? (cricket practice specifically (they are professional cricketers))
>>152439072Got banned from there after daring to criticise the Azeem Rafiq narrative
bongoloids ITT need to come to a consensus about what flag they are going to post under if they vpn so we still know whos who i suggest fiji
kane williamson or won'tiamson?
>>152437706I can see it happening because there's a global push for this sort of thing - same in Australia - but they should really ban twitter first. that's an even bigger shithole than here
I for one will not miss the Bongs, serves you right for being a bunch of wankers
>>152439285aussies social media ban has been unnoticeable for me, literally nothing changed in any of my accountsguess we will see how round 2 goes in a years time when the ban is proven ineffectivealso noticed the Grade Cricketer advertised their vpn sponsor as a way of getting around the ban
Don't think anyone cares what Direish flags think to be quite honest with you mate
bard is direish
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJdp0Ynzoao/this flew under the radar
>>152439256will kaneionson
>>152439322samemake me wonder if theyve even properly rolled it out yet
>>152438782I'm on 6 of those dangerous platforms
>>152439474will be interested to see if the id for google searching on dec 27th is the same
>>152439500what? havent heard tell of this. they want you to put in ID to use google?
Hopefully Zachy and Bard can be cellmates when they get arrested for using a vpn to access banned internet material. Learn to live together
>>152439520yeah mate
>>152439578duckduckgo boutta blow up fr
grimwe truly do live in a society
>>152439587I’ve been using ddg for years it’s good
3rd on pitch sesh in a row fucking 'ell whatta game 10-9 win with the last kick of the game 1G + 4A. Was having a bit of an engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL shitter of a game was at fault for 2 goals we went 7-3 down their striker (who i played with last night and monday) was banging them in. Got my achilles scraped by the fucker's studs n all but gritted through and went up top started breaking down the door last 15 min brought it back to 8-7 then their mid scored a worldie first time volley 9-7 down 5 min left. But we had 'em pinned right back and the relentless pressure paid off. 2 assist 9-9 then mah boi buried one off the post 10-9 JAI BAJRANG BALI/cric/ eng shijtters could never and they cower in fear
>>152439454Reckon he can fly to noosa for a couple days?
>conway 33*>kane 22*>latham 11
unironically never heard of noosa before this tourwhat is it other than a beach and do locals even go there?
>>152439810It’s a river and a beach. It’s alright nice views and used to not be full of tourists but it’s probably shit now if it’s full of Brits
>>152439810yeah just a beachvery similar to Byron Bayvery instagram'y and thus quite pricey
Reckon stokes will be tying a noosa-round his neck by the end of this tour
>>152439889>tftptrip on ray iykwim haha
literally impossible to have a proto and have ennui at the same time
welcome to big time cricket lads
con his way to a century
griggid :DDDDDDDD
kek commentator just called the fuck out of reddit
>>152440005better is a morsel in peace, than feasting in a house of strife
desu I thought that far north in Queersland was full of crocs
Stat Padilliamson
Can’t be bothered to watch this NZ v WI test. Waiting for /county/ to return.
>>152438782>discordthey allowed the one most likely to get them molested
big fish small pond
now that pitches are so flat they should allow unlimited bouncers tbdesu
the best england team since 2010 but we've never heard of 3/4 of the team
Vaughan lives off the back of scraping a 2-1 home win where the only 2 wins were when McChucker was injured and they nearly fucked those up
>>152438782How is Facebook banned and messenger not, it’s literally Facebook messenger?Fuck those Silicon Valley Jews.
>152440224>152440242>152440243>t. the brown incel from Leicester
this is unironically the highest seller dvd of all time in the uk
'ck off
>>152440116what happenneded?
the molester from leicester as I call himfiltered that jeet zachy alter ego ages ago and /cric/ is far better without
>>152440254its about exposure to content
>diddled bnob still can't tell which posts are mine>diddled bnob still has diddle trauma2001 Eden Gardens >>> 2005 EdgbastonIt's Rachin time
>>152440311just said that reddits a waste of space
any holiday man in? what are we thinking thailand?
>>152439532Would have to top myself instantly if that transpired (even though the Bible doesn't bloody allow it)>>152440005Proto causes far more ennui than no protoOne might even say protos are the root of all ennui
/cric/ is a pro SEA anti south redditca general
>>152440135Be crocwisehttps://www.qld.gov.au/environment/plants-animals/animals/living-with/crocodiles/becrocwise/where-is-croc-country
MY windies are going to have a good day methinks
>>152440202Roblox is dodgy af toohttps://www.rte.ie/news/primetime/2025/1127/1546044-inside-roblox-investigation/Parents need to watch their own kids
the stadium is only sold out for test cricket to see England
>>152440338nice
>>152440202its not about that its about them watching tiktok videos that are anti-cricket and anti ICC, the only information that the government is allowing kids to view now is filtered through school which is pro cricket
>>152439234they are playing some golfthat is practice to help your batting swings
they are playing anti ICC videos in the schools
so trueswear i heard some calls for a jihad on the ICC when i went past a school the other weekWe really need to ensure this kind of rhetoric is not in schoolsChildren should be learning to hate the ICC as an adult on their own times just from seeing how the ICC acts
>>152440342Fun placeGood foodNice entry-level Asia
>>152440726but im not gay
>>152430692>Duckettlmao the absolute state of the cunt. He must actually have pretty good mental resilience to get heightmogged 24/7 and not kill himself.
>>152440290Makes perfect sense>2005 was at the height of the DVD market>Actual good back and forth series>England actually won
Do you blokes think england can come back and win the ashes?
Joy in repetition
American here, so the Aussies beat the english at their own game again?
>>152440809no, but i really hope they dont just give up and ruin the rest of the series for everyone else
>>152440826Debatable whether it’s an English game
ravindras ass
Englel are the pakis of cricket
OH NO NO NO
>>152440045con his back to the shed
there nothing gay about going to thailand every winter
>>152441095why did conback do it?
I'd buy the dvd anthology of every engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL defeat would need about 50 dvds minimum
time for a holiday
>>152441302Inbetweeners does The Ashes
Why dont the slips come up to the stumps as well?
Is mitch hay related to trannyiel hay
Windies selling hard rn
What the fuck are they building i wasnt paying attention
big wbbl game tonight
>>152442027Building a 600 run innings
Princess Gwendolyn Phillips
>>152442379>Women's BBLOnly natty for me thanks
Glun Phillups
>Couple upstairs having sex
BAIRSTOW MOMENT IN NZPHILLIPS HAS GONE FOR A WALK
Dame Gwen Phillips
one thing i love about nz games being broadcast against non-australian teams is you hear more of the game (chatter) on the field as they know you dont need to dribble on all the fucking time
lmaoing at thisEngland is topbottom is Neser and Boland
>>152442699>one of the two short balls bowled by N&B gets a wicket because its not their default lengthyeah nah lets just bang it in short all day, carse warm up
>>152439894
Thoughts on the up an comers for tests in 10 years time
>>152443171Have we got a set of twins coming through? Based if so
>>152443171only one double barrelled last name is a good sign
>>152443171>u19lol these cunts won't debut for 11 years at least
>>152443268Ts common in ausland?
>>152442585in my old house i heard my french neighbours having sex a few times, kinda hotnever heard anyone in my new place though
>>152443303increasinglyreckon if you looked at a class of 10 year olds itd be around 50%
jacked off to the sounds of a couple having sex one time
same, think it turned me into a voyeur
>>152443391Grim
if they didnt want you jacking off to it they wouldve been quieter
>>152443171>Aryan ShwarmaSounds like one of those poos that's both a philosemite and a nazi
*makes funny joke about john campbell*
>>152442699mental what statistics does innit
ofc rob key is a fucking tarqare you lot moronsholy FUCK
three days lads, throbbing & positively LEAKING precum in anticipation rn
where does 'absent hurt' rank on the wicket rankings again?
its funny coz reckonnlike 95% of nrit flags here must be failed tarqs
its alright to be a tarq or a deano
>>152444393i would be a deano if i could
>>152444289Another scorchers masterclass no doubt
>>152444414>>152444414>>152444414>>152444414
>>152440374all your takes are dire
sometimes deanos do go to private school >>152444242
doesn't happen that often but there are deanos in UK school
private*
