>>153119526>wanna know how I got this scar??
Other threads op sucks
>>153119544My father was an ancap
>>153119547jlmi
knights won kwab>laffs
>check dangle's twitter for melt>he has he/him in the profilewtf is wrong with canadians
>>153119564did you end up using a guide for the water temple bro?
>laffs>lifting
>>153119586no. it wasn't too bad desu except for the constant swapping boots. i'm in the shadow temple as of yesterday. haven't played today. work the next few days, should beat the game tuesday or wednesday.prolly finna play majora's mask next. i've only played it once, when it came out.
>>153119526qrd on this frankenstein mf?
I accidentally bought a fake jersey online :(
>>153119683KWAB
>>153119683lmao tard>>153119652good, only tards and scrubs need a guide for a game we beat as kids
>>153119578You've been living under a rock for 10 years, we know they are retarded
>the rangers are the washed up uncs while the islanders are ascending>devila are in purgatoryI hate this script
>>153119716true but that shit was still gay. that small key in the central tower is ragebait. TYBC (thank you based compass)
Wish I could brag about how much better the Sens are compared to the >laffs.Too bad they are trash.
>>153119526Franken Coach?
>>153119767Idk it's kinda funny
>>153119772Why do you do that?
>>153119683Good don't give a single red cent to Gary
I fought the gary and the gary won
>>153119825Yeah gave $80 to some scamming cunt instead my jersey probably stitched in some factory in south asia
>>153119773vpn heremy clients offer 10$ for ontariothis is a one time deal
>>153119819do what bud
>>153119665Gym accident
>>153119839Not seeing a difference from buying a legitimate jersey
>>153119683nicesell it back online for twice the amount and donate 50% of the sale to onhockey
>>153119859you can see that shit a mile away bro
>>153119859I have a real one and that one is made in Quebec
>>153119848Type acronyms nobody knows, then type out what the acronym means. That's retarded. Why do you do that?
>>153119879oh i see. you tell me bud kwab
>>153119872Retard>>153119876Even worse
Your Zelda run is SNCA
>>153119876
>>153119897stone cold steve austin rules
>>153119891I dunno man, that's why I'm doing the askful.
>>153119917huh. so you don't know
Wrestlefags OUT
>>153119927it's E-Gods.
>>153119926I asked
>>153119931
>>153119933yea tranny maybe your shit fed should draw a milly for once in 6 years
>>153119942
>>153119952
>>153119855not very descriptive but thanks...
>>153119968that sami zyn guy always get media attention whenever he's in quebec but hes a nobody here
>>153119998kid never drew a dime. he might win the rumble in saudi since he's arabic
>>153120012>he might win a scripted event
>>1531200371993
>>153120048>shooting kids at school
>>153120059cope i've never killed anyone
>>153120037>Yes, I think the whole sport is rigged, but I'm gonna continue watching it anywaysDo you just want something to complain about?
>>153120073not even a black lady sitting at the front of the bus?
>>153120089nope
>>153120081>sport
>>153120105based drunk retard
>>153120102Ok, let's say you found out that your neighbor was a pedo. Would you kill him?
>>153120112If you're talking about a sport, go ahead and make a thread about it here on /sp/.
>>153120102what about some yolo sheep breeders with planes?
>>153120129you moving in bro?>>153120130oh couldn't be me, i'm not a threadcuck>>153120134you moving in bro?
>>153120129He'd join him
>>153120151>sport
>>153118735the chick from Todd and the Book of Pure Evil
>>153120171Avril Lavignechick from How I Met Your MotherSarah Gadon (congratulations /tv/ spammer) wherever you get enough wypeepo you'll have babes
>>153120190>chick from How I Met Your Motherthe """canadian""" one?
>>153120190Canadian derangement syndrome is very common in these threads sadly
>>153120216>Canadian derangement syndromeAll Canadian fags do is talk about Americans, the fuck you on about?
Youre all retarded and stupid and gay
>>153120262Hello new friend
brain steals muscle energy
>>153120271?????? Do you just ignore everything around you so you can pretend to be right?
>>153120288You're drunk.
>>153120294Pot meet kettle
>>153120190the "ooooh - aaaaah -oooooh" chick from Bran Van 3000Shaniah TwainElisha Cuthbert
2am carnitas
When you look long enough for the puck, the puck also looks for you
Why are our mammies good again?
>>153120528Who are you maining?
>VHY DO YOU BOO YOUR FORMER PLAYERS?>VE DONT DO ZHAT IN TORONTO!
slopdown was cancelled
>>153120815Idk yet i thought super girl but i'm not sure now. I need to screw around a bit and try out a few more characters. I might install mk11 instead.
my dabres :)
>>153121063play /hoc/'s Islanders today! :D
Honestly what the fuck is he even drawing? Just trying to look busy while waiting for the game to end?
>#NYR captain J.T. Miller: We're not getting the results. I'm not at all happy with where we're at. This fucking sucks. Sorry about my language, but this really sucks. Losing every night, it's really hard to stay positive. I mean, it's really hard. This is nobody's standard or what we're willing to accept within each other, is losing every game it feels like right now. I think it’s just constant mistakes and shooting ourselves the foot. Everybody’s really trying hard. That’s what really sucks.”
>>153121125that board is wrong the skate logo is not on the ice. when they are wearing their germany jerseys the whale is still there.
>rags
>>153121293What if the board is from the time when that logo was on the ice
>>153121304then thats a very old board
>>153121314Yah but this is the team that doesn't have a proper training facility why would they spend 50 bucks on a new whiteboard
Please come to Vegas
workshopping an idea that canadian teams suck because canadians are poor but canadian hockey teams are valuable, so they all have marginal or conglomerate ownership, which makes for poor organizational decision-makingnot interested in feedback at this juncture
boy aquarium!!
>>153121157How in god's name was this heartless faggot actually picked for team USA over Jason Robertson?
finland is just making up names now
>>153121157shame to think if it werent for the pumpkin patch incident none or this would have ever happened think twice before verbally assaulting your teams players in public anons.. now you're in last place with no way out
>>153121571have feedback anywayyour idea is trash and you know what the actual reason is and if you don't you're as retarded as you make yourself out to be
four first overalls in six years
one of you liked one of my twitter posts a few days ago
>>153122212Unlock it bud
>>153122232>implying bud's posts get 10+ likes
>>153122212elon musk's twitter
>>153121352naw, i dont want to get abducted by ice
>>153121352vegas is dying because it's too expensive
>>153121352>buy 3000$ of chips in Canadian cash>sell those 3000$ chips back into US>convert into JYP>convert to CAD>repeat ad infinitum
>>153122447Vegas is dying because no one has friends and everyone pays tithes to the gambling industry on their phones
>>153122010not everyone can have a cool name like ukko-pekka
>>153122568millennials needs to claim they Killed Vegas before the zoomers do
>>153122842kaapo kraako seattle kraaken
Just took an absolute vile beer marner
>>153122100Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>153122010This dude is named Lenny
>>153122862jen
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>153122865KraKen Kaapo KaKKo
>>153122555>up to $500 in chips
> "The Maple Leafs continue to be a team to look at in the Dougie Hamilton sweepstakes." kwab
ducks and sharks are heading to playoffs :)
didn’t ask
I'm heading to the askoffs
>>153123187a bit early to count the chickens, no?
>>153123234I'm drafting high in the upcoming gf draft
>https://youtu.be/MqB7f9hZaFg?si=PV1MWucBaPfiSp2Bkeep your stick on the ice lads!
>>153123285>drafting high in a year with no stand out talentSad
>>153123156i wrote 3k cause that's what's in my savings account lol
>>153123285I'm always last in my division but somehow can't get a single draft pick, only trade for veterans who've been on 5+ teams already
Rangers deserve Gavin McKenna
>>153123385sad!
>no gf
>>153123386yes, another soft winger to be useless in the top3
Why is Bill Gurein sabotaging us?
>>153123471will we even win bronze?
>>153123471you get maga players and you're gonna say thank you. if they dont win, that just means the entire thing was rigged against them and they didn't really lose.
>queerbaiting
>>153119526shitty hair transplant
>>153123512Literally gay for pay
>>153123285Same, and after tanking for only 16 years
dabres :DDD
are you allowed to ice fish during pond hockey games? assuming youre on the bench of course
why do manlets do this?
>>153123386No nigga they deserve mediocrity
Its a cold one guys!
>>153123641For the financial sake of the sport they deserve relevancy always.
>>153123641They deserve minimal playoff success. Enough to make the fans think the team can actually accomplish something. Makes them all the more rabid when the team falls short, as it always will.
>Skellefteå AIK>Örebro
but when Toronto does it, suddenly its justified?
>>153123176Is there even a sweepstakes? He’s 32 years old and possibly washed, he’s definitely not going to be a fit on the Leafs and he’ll get blamed for every mistake.
>>153123693NYN's didn't deserve JTGlad he's home
>>153123703What has he done with the Leafs? Be stripped of his captaincy and never make it past the first round in the playoffs? He would be happier elsewhere just like all the other players who have been chased out of Toronto.
>>153123693Tarves needed to go back to his mama
>>153123703NY treated Tavares with more respect than the laffs fanbase.
>>153123386We do not want him. We are tired of "can't miss" wingers. They are fool's gold. McKenna is basically just Panarin.
>>153123703People say it as a meme but Johnny Pajamas could genuinely have been New York royalty for the rest of his life but instead he decided to backstab the city to go to Toronto where he will always be remembered as one of the centerpieces of one of the most overhyped and failure ridden teams in NHL history. You're talking about a city with reverence for Wade Dubielewicz.I'm not bud either and don't particularly like the Islels but it's the truth.
>>153123780They chanted "he's a liar" while the arena played the Thank You John Tavares video package
>>153123385Jen
>>153123763Why would he even want the C? It has no prestige after they gave it to bustthews
>>153123921Maybe the Island is just not that great to live on
I thought I was about to push out a Sharter Fart but it ended up as a Farter Shart so I had to throw my underwear in the laundry, take a Marner and jump into the shower.
>>153124063Flush it down, forget about it and get ready for the next game.
>>153123957If Matthews was traded to an American team, his performance woes would disappear. The problem with the Maple Leafs is systemic and also involves the city, the fans, and the media. Even with the defensive and goaltending issues there is no reason that offensively stacked team should have been this disappointing. Their results hardly differ from the prior (less talented) team with Kessel and Phaneuf. No surprise that some of those players found success elsewhere. The problem is the Maple Leafs organization and their fan base. The problem is the Toronto sports media. You are the fucking problem. Every asshole booing Marner is the problem. The Toronto Maple Leafs will never win a Stanley Cup in your lifetime because they are the worst organization and fan base in all of professional sports.
>>153124081You're dumb as a bag of shit
>>153124081>If Matthews was traded to an American team, his performance woes would disappear.I really do think if he was traded to a small market team and was removed from any level of captaincy he would flourish again. Everyone knows he's not built for extreme pressure at this point, let him disappear into the background for a while and he would get his game back.
I just assumed he was cooked because he needs more german stem cells
>>153123698Dougie Hamilton could still benefit a team that has a young elite #1 defenseman in a secondary role. Not a team like the Leafs where he would be a 1b with OEL. I’m hoping the Wings can work something out for him and maybe pick up Toews at the deadline to reunite one last time him with Kane.
>>153123950Yeah he was. He lied to them. The Islanders fanbase was rightfully upset. Marner was hurled death threats because he isn't a good playoff performer
>>153124112You’re part of the systemic problem and you don’t know puck
The problem with Matthews is that he isn't very smart
>>153124156this is not a problem at all in the nhl
>>153124156They call him The Human Bing
>>153124119100%. Unfortunately he’s the one piece they won’t move even if they do blow it all up and go full rebuild. One day when he’s signed as a FA vet in his late 30s, he might win a cup. But nobody will ever win anything on the Toronto Maple Leafs. Way too much pressure and poor decisions from arrogant smug decision makers
>>153124081>waaaaahhhhhh waaaahhhhh the pressure is too high, the media is too hard on us, we have a lot of fans wanting us to perform betterMeanwhile in Italian football the whole team and the manager has to stand and listen to the mafia threatening them if they don't start to win.
>>153124176kek
Does anyone watch the spitting numales podcast on Netflix?
>>153124199Italian soccer is in a prolonged death spiral complete with sad appeals to nostalgia because that's all they have
>>153124163He isn't a smart hockey player and that's the problem.There isn't a single player Matthews makes better. He's just big with a nice shot. Not a creator.
>podcast on Netflix?
Morning /hoc/>Laffs
good morkning knights knation how we doikng bro's?>laffs
>>153124220Brett Hull made a career out of that.Matthews was just born in the wrong era.
>>153122947that's called a roy now
>>153124241Waiting for Sportsnet and TSN to start shitting on the Leafs
>>153124134Wow, wongs fans are retarded
>>153124199Over here, soccer is a children’s sport. Eventually kids grow up to play real sports like American football where you don’t need to fake injuries because it’s not a football game unless somebody tears their ACL and/or gets sent to the hospital
>>153124265nah dougie museums should go to a middle team like that because they need to take chances on guys. Obviously devils are in that category too but i guess they're just done with him
>>153124220We’ll take him if you don’t want him
>>153124081^^^^
>>153124265We’ve been in poverty for 10 years, I just want to make the playoffs. If he’s expensive I don’t want him but if they can work something out, sure. And I think the Toews thing is a nice story that is inevitable. Both of these would improve the team. The Wings are no longer in a position where they can get lucky with high drafting because they won’t be drafting high. This is it, this is the team. It’s up to the projects working out and FA signings and trades now. They need playoff experience.
>>153124330>we need to fill our young, ascending team with injury-prone uncs
>>15312356712 years or something for me
>>153124241Nobody cares retard
>>153124330>The Wings are no longer in a position where they can get lucky with high drafting because they won’t be drafting high. This is it, this is the team. It’s up to the projects working out and FA signings and trades now. They need playoff experience.Look up "Tampa Bay Lightning draft history"
>those "Sellout" Marner jerseysHe left a team he was constantly dragged on. How exactly is that "selling out"? Its not like he was a scrappy punk rocker.
>>153124369They doxxed his family
>>153124423I should call her...
>>153124346Two injury prone uncs who would just be complimentary plugs and right now that would help them >>153124367That’s called luck. Getting Kucherovs and Points in the 2nd and 3rd round is extremely rare and increasingly uncommon. Not saying it can’t happen I just wouldn’t count on it
>>153124423damn pretty ballsy weather
>>153124423Lol Canadians are freezing to death
>freezing their tits off
>>153124385This is the kind of shit right here why the Leafs have by far the worst fan base in the league. A lot of players from the area dream about playing there but when they do and they see the intense pressure and insufferable fans, it translates to a poor team product on the ice. The fans are too low IQ to understand it’s a team game and always individually pick on players as scapegoats. This is why the Leafs haven’t won a cup in 60 years and why they will never win another one anytime soon. Not unless the team is relocated to the US. The US annexing Canada wouldn’t count either. Maybe once the Indians outbreed them and become the majority thing will change since they don’t care about hockey.
>>153124622You spend a lot of time thinking about Canada
>>153124622>Maybe once the Indians outbreed them and become the majorityArranged marriages are illegal in this part of the world, Marnesh
>>153124622If you don't thrive under pressure, you don't belong in the NHL.
my sabres are on and i cant see the puckwhy dont they put blinking lights on it like those shoes we had as kids
yeah, that's actually not a goal
lyon really sold that one kek
>>153124423Our Frosties!
>>153124423holy shit ameribros, we need to save canada!send them wool sweaters and canned soup!
Anyone got the clip of Kolesar eating his fingers after his goal yesterday? Dangle was seething about it.
helenius 2+0 tonight
TUSKS UP
these are the two best new york teams
Tuskaloosa? Thats an elephant in need of a dentist!
>>153124152>stop holding millionaire players accountableYou have no standards.
>>153124933jen
>>153124423we're getting over a foot here in >rags territory
No predators allowed in Utah >:)
>>153124622k don't get shot by ICE just because you're melanated
>>153124362someone's upset huh
>>153125258Didn't you see Minnesota today? A white guy was just executed by ICE. Suddenly legally owning a gun and lawfully carrying it is a no no.
another day of /pol/newfags...
my mammies :(
>>153125290>italian>whitelol
Julie Julie let me be your man, and we'll be under your sheets like the Ku Klux KlanBe my little filly and I'll be your stallion, we'll tell all your friends I'm just a dark-skinned Italian
this game is pretty ass
>Sabres become good>Bills revert to being assDoes this mean the Pejewlas are done meddling with the Sabres?
>>153125322Hi i'm a /pol/ newfagOnly on 4chan since 2017 :(
>assWhat bud violated on April 17 2022
Red = get the fuck off my team I hate you
>>153125483
>>153125483well panarin is soon gone
>>153125483>hating mika more than any of the interchangeable bad defensemen in the big 2026Hey man I wish I wasn't watching the games either
>>153125522Mika "GIVE ME THE POWER PLAY" Zibanajad is not worth keeping for the raggots.
>>153125522HE CAN'T SKATE WITH THE PUCK HE'S A STIFF
If we stop thinking so much about each other.
>>153125503subway is good. don't care what people think.
>>153124728been there, done that. get glasses
>>153124728>>153125612There's no excuse not being able to see the puck in 2026 with UHDTV being available in 4K and 8K.
>>153125560I can't stop thinking about you tho
>>153125749Being blind is a good excuse
>>153125612This is so pucked up
>>153125322Every board is /pol/. We’ve always been here. We just don’t always show our power level. It will get you banned or a warning here
>Piles
Anders Lee can't skate
The Islanders are playing jlmi
>>153125258Stop projecting, Singh. Besides, ICE only shoots foreign criminal scum and karens who try to run them over. You will never be a real hockey team. You have no core, you have no goaltending, you have no defense. You are a first round exit with no playoffs this year twisted by shitty ownership and shitty fans into a crude mockery of American cup-winning team perfection.
listening to Sigur Rós and dreaming of a better world
>>153125995when one window shuts, another one opens. its our year you bleu cheese eating son of a bitch!
>>153125503>>153125569subway sucks because it's shit ingredients, doesn't matter how you put them together
the islanders suck LMAO
lunch beer soon
>>153126046>The individual was identified as Alex Jeffrey Pretti of south Minneapolis.[2] Local officials stated that the victim was a 37-year-old man who lived in Minneapolis and was an American citizen.[6][2]>According to local officials, the man was a lawful gun owner and had a permit to carry a gun.[7][8]Oof
>>153126162its 2:51 pm, lunch time is over
>>153126187i dont see how thats supposed to help the wild go on a playoff run
>>153126089
does anyone have that pic about randy eating his snickers so the veiny texture hits his tongue?
>>153126187>Wild make it to the playoffs and win the cup>no parade because the second they step out of the arena ICE lights them up>Administration says its okay because they were all somalian or something like thatgrim
my islanders...
islanders bros?
>>153126062should just be an accelerationist desu it's like getting to root for a dynasty
>>153126239The Orleans Parish sheriff's office basically committed genocide during Katrina and the Saints went on to win a Super Bowl that season.
>>153126187He kinda looks like a Che Guevara doppelganger. The type who are just waiting for the revolution to start. I don’t get why anybody it emotionally charged over this shit. It takes a certain type of “people” to do this shit in public and then get shot and killed. They’re not smart. Anyways how about them Leafs? Remember when you won the Matthews lottery and had Marner and Nylander and got Taveres and were planning the parade route?
>>153126283Im not a nihilistic moron
>>153125483You go. We're staying.
im a nihilistic moron
>>153126393go flames
>>153126283
>>153126418
>>153126436>im going to keep praising and helping the rich overlords because maybe one day they might let me be rich!
>>153126062Damn man. First time I listened I was high on shrooms and had an otherworldly experience. Like magic fairies sharing the secrets of Gaia and shit.
>>153119526looks like somebody tried to scalp him
boom boom booooooooooooooom let me hear you say weyo
>>153126541I'd say it was Sam on a listerine bender
>as a hair-haver I will never be balding out with my bro at the gamesad
>>153126541>Men are born for games. Nothing else. ... But trial of chance or trial of worth all games aspire to the condition of war for here that which is wagered swallows up game, player, al
>>153126514Like the fucking Bank of England cunt ruling over canacuckistan?
pulled goalie with 7 minutes left classic roy
>empty net with 7 minutes left
>net empty at 6:50 to go and down 3has that every worked for roy?
>>153126582>he thinks im a liberallmao
dahlin watched that shot like a golfer would kek
im a libtard
>>153126623I think you're a retard.
>>153126609this is one that the nerds are probably correct about, how many 3 goal comebacks are there with that little time left? You have already 99.99% lost the game so you are risking nothing
KEK
>>153126633Sounds like something a libtard would say
>>153126638
"its not a 5-0 game"
>>153126641tr00
>I5LE5
This is what Stink Peninsula looks like without Sorokin carrying the team on his back by the btwCope about it Stephen
>5slanders playing JLMIPottery
>>153126569>ywn score a double team on a 40 something chubby gal with your bald bro after drinks at a dive bar driving through through frozen hellscape that is Buffalo
>>153126695kek, call it the pork sandwich
>>153124847just saw this on reddit lmaooo
Roy benched the Barzal line for the entire third period
they made pekka look more ghoulish than I remember
whitecloud has been inducted into the athlete category of the 2026 north american indigenous athletics hall of fame
>>153126759why are statues being built for cuplets ?
>>153126767ethan bear snubbed, sad!
>>153126798does he still play hockey
>>153126743I don't think that worked out for him
>>153126776Because he's Mr. Predator
Holy JLMI
>>153119526the hell happened there?
>>153126801bridgeport islander so sorta
>>153126814gym accident
>>153126801he's on the bridgeport islanders, played 6 games and has 7 points this season but I'm not sure if that's recent
>>153126814Someone tried to scalp him for losing, poor taste
>>153126829oh wait it is recent
The NHL should postpone tonight’s Panthers-Wild gameFor those unaware, ICE just shot and killed another guy in Minneapolis this morning and things are looking like they’ll be at even more of a boiling point than they already were. The Wild host the Panthers tonight, which is in St. Paul but the same general region.Do you think the NHL will play the game as scheduled? It’s probably a matter of fan safety at this point.EDIT: NBA just postponed Warriors-Timberwolves to tomorrow.EDIT 2: He was ID’d, name was Alex Pretti. Say his name.
>>153119721Why did they get raped by the sabres
>>153126863I'd have a celebration night, another violent bolshie gone.
and with that win against the isles, the Dabres are now FIRMLY in playoff contention and out of the wild card, for the first time in 10? years.
>>153126814tried to take away Austons yuri reading materials
>>153126991Yuri is the pwhl, yaoi is the nhl
>>153126930And hasbs fixin' to take belt-to-ass tonight, too.
>>153126863I hope they do a 30 minute video tribute for ICE and the troops
>>153126930>firmly>tied with another team
>>153126991We love Yuri here
extend that bussi
>>153126814Matthews found out he's getting traded because he lost to Marner
Quinn Hughes' Dead Citizens Per 60 is up to 0.1 since he was traded.
>and here we have defenceman Roman Josi, alongside teammates Spartan Barrie, Parthian Rory, and Pontic Jamie
>Pedos
>>153126863I don’t care. A professional agitator played stupid games and won stupid prizes. I would be offended if they cancelled games over this. Who cares?
>Marchessault thinks he's still on the Golden Knights and can will a 3rd period come back>Pedos fall flat on the PK>Stamkos praying to get tradedW A S H E D
>>153127106For me it's Taylor Raddysh, John Carrot, Craig Turnip, and Joey Yam.
>>153127156kek
>>153127155stamkos would be a delectable pickup for a contending team at the deadline, but the preds must retain 50%
