Ever Since A Nigga Was A See-ACK editionChargers hired Mike McDanielBroncos Dave Webb getting interviewed by Bills and Raiders
NO NO NO NO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN THE NFCW
Oilers
Bears
The state of California was raped in the brisk winter of '26
Come on, let's hear it. You think I need your advice. You think I should go on a diet. I've been dieting since I was 12. You think I need to hear about your workout routine? You don't stop to ask about mine. No matter what I do, you're gonna have your own thoughts. So get it all out. And while you're in the comment section, I'll be focusing on what really matters. Like how I feel when I'm waking up in the morning. Like showing up for people I love. My health is my focus. And my body is nobody's business but mine.
The stats don't show it, but the Seahawks have the most heart, and foment the most seethe.
>>153176221>fatrick morehamburgers
>>153176224Seething? The Seahawks were the good guys yesterday and they’ll be the good guys again against the pats
MY tonawanda kardex lumbermen
>>153176221Was this what he said in that commercial?
>>153176224Hawks win by 14. Book it
>>153176221how rude of mahomo to cosplay a packers fan like that
Admit it, playoffs just wasn't the same without the Chiefs
>>153176242It was better because it meant less refball
>>153176228>Rasheed was way, way more impactful than Kupp this year.I do not disagree.>Darnold still had his moments in the back 3rdYes, he traded/was forced into/teams adjusted into covering Njigba better and Sam stopped throwing so many picks. To me it seemed like Kubiak didn't really trust him again until last night. >>153176230It doesn't even hurt anymore.
>>153176229But are you mad at the hawks now?
The Jags choked away their chance at a chip. They would have beaten the Broncos and Patriots, no doubt. The Jags were the good guys this year, and they failed us. Maybe next year....
How many on Super Bowl Sunday?
>>153176242I think the Wild Card/Divisional rounds this year were overall the best postseason NFL product that I can remember off the top of my head.
>>153176249So now all of the sudden you don't disagree with me on anything? Great, glad we wasted nearly an hour having this back and forth.
>>153176192How did Shedeur make it to the probowl?
>>153176262>there were more deportations during the Obama admin than Trumps 1st term and Bidens whole term combinedIt's crazy how brainwashed libtards are by media.
>please continue to pay attention to us o algo
>>153176242Admittedly, it's a little less exciting to have no one to root for or against.
>>153176265No, I never would have said Coop was more impactful overall that Shaheed, only that he was absolutely more impactful than Shaheed when they're both on the field together, which he was. If this is shocking I'm not sure what to say other than it's also baffling to me to that Darnold never connected with him for a deep ball until yesterday. And that I know this all from the eye test.
Flyovers got BTFO, didn't they?
>>153176272>legal and controlled deportations by trained, competent professionals who didn't hide behind masks and didn't shit their pants when white protesters filmed them with their phonesAnd?
>>153176242I said it before and I'll say it again. There were at least 4 separate occasions these playoffs where a QB had ~2 minutes and plenty of timeouts to score a GWD after his defense gave up a TD. None of them succeeded. Mahomes in the same position would have scored on all of them.
>>153176295Seattle and Boston are both spiritually flyover.
>>153176192>Drake Maye has a -17.7 EPA as a passer in the playoffs. That is the worst of any conference winning QB in the NextGenStats era (since 2016). The only other QB to post negative was Jimmy Garoppolo in 2019 (-0.9) New Big Ben?
Is it over for the 9ers? feels like their window is closed
>>153176295>>153176305Seattle and Boston are the only two non-flyover locales... I'm sorry to have to say this to the millions of backwater yokels what haven't had their hovels burned down yet in LA but it is so.
Raiders, please go get my nigga Mendoza an oline.
>>153176329>NFCNegros all over cap>all bad teamskek leadheads
>>153176313Well at least he's got an elite def-ACK>beat the decimated Chargers with mcplumbers on the o-line and turbo choke artist Herbert under center>beat the Texans missing key pieces on offense and godawful dogshit Stroud, who made the Steelers defense look formidable >beat the Broncos in a snowstorm with a mediocre run offense, while missing their starting QBForget XLIX, this smells like a repeat of Superbowl XX
i still don't understand how flyover is an insult. why do you want tourists to stop in your cities and fill them up? i'd rather live in a flyover state so i never had to worry about that shit.
there were 0 points scored in the 4th quarter of seahawks rams game
>>153176350clock management kino MOGGED go for broke McVay
Well I mean was he wrong?
Put respek on NINE name......
>>153176345>i still don't understand how flyover is an insultImagine if there were a significant % of the population that lived around Ayers Rock, and the interior more broadly. Wouldn't they be your natural enemy?
>>153176274Holy shit is that youngcuck??
we're all cheering for NE right?
>>153176381Yeah. I raped him
>>153176367I saw literally ZERO (0) nine (9) games this year. I saw Brosmer, but not the guy they fired Darnold for.
>>153176329Derek Carr being good on the Saints for 2 weeks feels like it was just yesterday
>>153176375why would they be? the people on the coasts are more annoying anyway, especially pricks from melbourne. i'd almost rather be a "flyover" in the interior so those cunts would never come to my city.
>>153176379this needs the specters of russ and sherm and marshawn ascending to heaven (don't worry, kam is already there)
>>153176345californians are extremely self-absorbed
why did NE only manage to score 16 pts against the chargers?
>>153176379>>153176389needs to be levi stadium
>>153176365no not really as far as I know.
>>153176386I was rooting for Derek to succeed... >>153176388What if the Vegemite nation of Australia had a FIFTH COLUMN of Marmite eaters nestled deep within the heart of the outback? See the trouble now?
>>153176388everyone in australia basically lives on the coast unless you are a miner or aboriginal
>>153176345everyone LARPs that they live on the beach in Malibu but most coastal people are in concrete jungles bragging about being in philly or baltimore rather than a comfy town innawoods is always baffling
>>153176397Drake Dilfer is a bum
[Michael F. Florio] Drake Maye has a -17.7 EPA as a passer in the playoffs. That is the worst of any conference winning QB in the NextGenStats era (since 2016). The only other QB to post negative was Jimmy Garoppolo in 2019 (-0.9)
>>153176394ha, joke's on you, I'm the last californian person possible
>>153176416that doesn't make any sense
Are drew brees's stats actually noticably worse than non-dome QB stats home-and-away or is that just a meme?
>nick's tie, shirt, and sharpie are all the same color purple I just noticed this and /nfl/ should know.
>>153176425>stand ready for my arrival
>>153176422That's because I meant to type 'least' but am consuming high ABV beer while posting.
>>153176413Drake "Rex Grossman" Maye
>>153176431Alcohol is bad for you
>>153176404no, i'd rather live there as well if it meant there were less tourists. also this isn't even cope because my team are flyovers, i go for the mighty new york jets. but sometimes the flyover team is the lesser of two evils. >>153176409or an american because a lot of them work at the cia base in pine gap>>153176410yeah must be that, would rather live in a cozy small town in a flyover state during a chilly winter than the big smoke.
does NE have any players who played in a SB before? i think the seahawks have a few
>>153176413Some of that is playing two games against good defenses in horrible weather but even during the season he was always hit or miss, that's why he had I think one game over 300 yardsHe can look ridiculously elite for one drive then go back to playing like a potato the next
Nine is inevitable.
>>153176440based aussie standing up for the little guys
>>153176441Playoff Coop is a certified riser and will win another SBMVP if the Patriots sell to stop the run and somehow manage to cover both JSN and Shaheed.
>>153176441Milton Williams who has been one of their best players
>>153176441Milton Williams won a ring last year in Philly
>>153176440>>153176410I live in a small town but it's not far from the coast so I just play both sides.
>>153176413Damn someone should tell the scoreboard about Drake Maye's EPA. Patriots clearly shouldn't have won 3 games if the metrics aren't on their side ;(
>>153176434Rex owned Brees in the CC. Fake Gaye hasn't done shit
>>153176365He isn't, but a lot of NFL players are pieces of shit.Literally everyone forgot that Jameis was accused of sexual assault, paid off the victim, and just does weird Jesus stuff and no one cares. Big Ben got away with sexual assault. Sean Peyton was fully aware of bounty gate. Tyreek Hill beats his kids and GF. Rice had his teammates wearing shirts to free him after he almost killed someone and fled the scene lmao.
>>153176453>>153176455what position does he play?
>>153176413>That is the worst of any conference winning QB in the NextGenStats era (since 2016)>since 2016okay? dude? cool?
>>153176462The other 3 QBs had historically shit EPAs. No one is saying Drake didn't outplay the opposing QBs, we're just saying he's played like shit
>>153176471defensive tackle
>>153176462I think the scoreboard reflects his EPA actually.
Houston Texans>9 playoff appearances in 24 seasons>7-9 playoff record>3 divisional losses to the Patriots>2 divisional losses to the Ravens>2 divisional losses to the Chiefs>1 wildcard loss to the Chiefs >1 wildcard loss to the Colts>2 wildcard wins over Bengals>1 wildcard win over Raiders>1 wildcard win over Bills>1 wildcard win over Browns>1 wildcard win over Chargers>1 wildcard win over Steelers>23 regular season starting quarterbacks>6 post season starting quarterbacks>All time passing leader Matt Schaub>All time rushing leader Arian Foster>All time receiving leader Andre Johnson>All time scoring leader John Christian Kaʻiminoeauloamekaʻikeokekumupaʻa Fairbairn
Give me one reason I should watch your "superbowl".
>>153176479he better think twice before sacking my darnold
>>153176486he's kinda funny
>>153176462Literally any other QB would win that game for the Texans btw.
After watching the rise and fall and apparent new rise of the Pats as a Dolphins fan, what should expect for the next season?
Texans are an industry plant team set up to job to the face of the nfl
>>153176493DanO you need to apologize.
>>153176498two decades of eating shit before a brief respite where you delude yourself into thinking you can make a conference championship
Patriots defense is elite!! ELITE I tell y-ACK>23rd in the league in DVOAYehudim.......
Having tried a lot of beers, I think I'm ready to settle down with the one that I never seem to get tired of: Blue Moon. It's just the best beer.
>>153176499face of the NFL? Nobody in the media even like the texans. Nobody talks about them. Nobody picks them. They never win any big games. They always lose in bad ways.
>>153176481Texans never had a real chance to win the Super Bowl in all their other playoff seasons. This loss was by far the worst for them. Stroud single-handedly fucked up their best chance ever to win a Super Bowl.
>>153176486'Rena needs to sit on my FACE
>>153176513learn to read anon, they JOB to the face of the NFL
man, watching the replay emmanwori really bailed the hawks out at the end of the 2nd quarter when the rams had all the momentum>DONT YOU EVER TRY ME WITH A SORRY RECEIVER LIKE PUKA
DeMeco Ryan’s should’ve been fired after that loss.
24-0 lead vs the chiefs, and the blew it in one quarter. 0-7 in the divisional. Joke of a team
>>153176517>4chan turned this cute funloving brazilian into an tatted, man-hating lesbiansad b
>They put Maye and Darnold at the frontbefore the whole gambling lobby industry took off nation wide they'd never reveal the script like this.now theyve gotta do lil tells
>>153176527epic fail
>>153176512It's the best of the Anheuser-Busch products. Have it with a slice of orange. >>153176513He is saying the opposite and I'm afraid I must agree, the Toxins are the fall guy franchise. >>153176516Yeah it's nuts, if CJ played like he did the first couple years they'd probably be -1.5 favorites in da owl.
>>153176481>Coleridge Bernard Stroud is responsible for 40% of all wins in Texans playoff historyBlack qb bros...... I kneel
>>153176543im not the nfl, can't just rig these posts months in advance anon
>>153176522holy based, do you have a clip to share with the genny anon?
if the patriots win the super bowl, this NFL season will be known as the drake maye season
>>153176456Based and same. I live less than 5 miles from the ocean. Feels good to be a coast/flyover chad
Just remembered Jalen Hurts lol
>>153176256There are no good guys in the AFC.NFC have always been the heroes.AFC is for black magic ref-assisted dynasties.
People actually believe that nfl teams rehearse plays like choreography with the other team to practice a "script" that the NFL has predetermined.
What teams do Native Americans usually root for?And don’t say Chiefs or Washington
>>153176561what a fanciful notion!
>>153176535No woman is ever really a lesbian they just get worked into a shoot. If she got some premium Kiwi cock from me she'd soon come around
>>153176563probably broncos
Non yall know bout my patties Seashits are frauds nfc west fraud division
>>153176524No way, he has only been coach for 3 seasons and gone to the playoffs each time
>>153176572kek and the AFCE isn't?
>>153176563Seattle
>>153176363I don't get the critique of going for it in the 4th. If he kicked the field goal they still would have had no time to get into field goal range cause the Seahawks drained the clock.
>>153176569I figured itd be an AFCW team like the Broncos or Raiders. Maybe the cowboys if NFCI’m thinking about southwestern natives like the Navajo, the ghetto of the bunch>>153176579That works too
https://x.com/i/status/2015773931530056018Buffalo's such a mess Rivers pulled out for the first time in his life.
/nfl/ isn't ready for this discussion
Reminder was a 60 yard field goal miss away from beating the "juggernaut" seahawks
>>153176590Eh??
>>153176581They had been getting stops on defense and it's always easier to get into FG range than to gamble on hail Marys. McVay's bigger fuckup was putting Smith out on another kickoff after he muffed one that bounced forward.
>>153176588that guy is hilarious
>>153176588He literally can't be an NFL QB if he insists on dating a porn star. Not only does it show a supreme lack of personal maturity but it makes you impossible to be a leader.You already have to deal with the racial characteristics of a sport. As a white guy, especially like him who is not huge like Josh Allen or Big Ben, it is gonna be tough. You're not helping yourself when you have a rough game or day at practice and some guy on your team decides to pull up videos of your GIRLFRIEND BEING GANGBANGED BY BLACK DUDES IN A PORN VIDEO.Straight up that decision alone makes him nearly undraftable. If he breaks up with her before the draft maybe he can be a backup for a few years or something.
>>153176590Reminder? Who the fuck is that?
>>153176591If the cawks had missed he wins
>>153176600He??
>>153176588Tony Romo looking at this wondering what it would be like to be pregnant and thinking of a fetus eating what he eats and the fetus coming out wanting a cheeseburger
>>153176600who? wake the fuck up anon
>>153176548>Most passing touchdowns in a single game by a rookie quarterback: 5 (tied with Ray Buivid, Matthew Stafford, Jameis Winston, Daniel Jones, and Deshawn Watson)
>>153176590This but week 11?
>>153176591>>153176599shit
>>153176603kek
>>153176609Raiders.Buffalo 21-0.
>pat fans already pulling out the same narratives the 49ers pulled oh ho ho no no no....
Shedeur has been silencing the haters
>>153176609Holy shit is that legendary Quarterback/Kicker Philip Reminder?
>>153176617Can Drake even "Dug-E?"
>>153176548Zesty
>>153176566>Kiwi CockSmall, brown and hairy
FACT: Grandpa Rivers came closer to knocking Darnold out of the Owl than either Purdy or Stafford
>Buffalo were the last good, healthy team the patriots played>blew a 21-0 lead at homeanudda shoah...
>Be David Carr 1st overall pick and first Houston Texans player ever>NFL Record is being sacked 76 times in 2002
>>153176594That's what I'm saying though. When you lose by 4, taking the field goal was not the way. Poor Xavier Smith btw, undrafted sophomore.
Is it fair to label Shadman a bust if he was drafted day 3?
>>153176399
Why do kickers fear him?
>>153176598A. It's simply a rumor that he's dating her hasn't been confirmed at allB. Jimmy Garoppolo was dating a pornstar when he was starting for the 49ers
>>153176607truly elite company
>>153176524The only thing he did wrong was not benching Stroud mid game and putting in Mills, which is an extremely tough decision to make since doing so all but signals that you've lost all faith in Stroud and plan to move on
>>153176632I label him a Pro Bowler
>>153176634They hated him because he told the truth
>>153176636When he got drafted was he dating a porn star who did hardcore interracial gangbang material? The interracial part is a big thing and if you don't think it would be in an NFL locker room then I don't know what to say.
>>153176631>When you lose by 4, taking the field goal was not the way.Not necessarily, not with the amount of time the Rams had when they went for wasting more clock on a failed 4th down conversion.Like just imagine that last 24 seconds, Stafford throws a biggie over the middle and they spike, all it really takes is one more of those for a shot at a retarded time expiring FG ATT, but he had to try for Poopa on the outside and get out of bounds for a hail mary which didn't happen because CLOCK KINO. God I love Macdonald.
>>153176627maybe on planet retard
>>153176632In a vacuum not really, nobody expects anything from QBs drafted outside the first 2 rounds, those that succeed are outliers, and it's an even bigger outlier if they're viable long term starters. But considering how his fanbase is convinced that Shedeur is #1 overall pick material and that it's Stefanski/Jeudy/his O-Line who purposely sabotaged his rookie season than yeah he's a turbo bust
McVay nearly blew two back to back timeouts had he challenged that Coop catch lmao. What is it with elite offensive minded HCs and clock management?
>>153176663I've been telling people that McVay is a stealth choker and gets way too up in his feels at the worst times, he only gets less heat than Shanny because of his mickey mouse ring
>>153176657Clots kept Seattle from scoring any TDs while old man Rivers was waking up from a 5 year nap.
>>153176379>>153176389>>153176399>>153176633GET READY DARNOLDFAGS
What are we cooking this weekend for the superbowl
>>153176626You think Kiwi's are all brown? Lmfao South Islanders especially are roughly 80% New Zealand/European heritage. We're slowly getting browner like everywhere because of immigration but it's still a very white country >>153176647Carson Beck is one of those "don't speak on narratives" type of guys he's not going to go out of his way to confirm or deny any aspect of his life to the media. I think it's a positive trait for a QB don't let them in too much especially after all the shit he got after leaving Georgia. He's mentally resilient. This isn't me memeing btw I actually like his as a prospect despite some weaknesses to his game
>>153176628Broncos and Texans were pretty healthy.
>>153176618
>>153176685That wouldn't have knocked them out of the playoffs
Out of all the (relevant) teams this season the one where you can blame it all on the HC is certainly the Rams. I’ve witnessed multiple games this season where McVay shit his pants on the final drive to secure the game. Whether it be play calling or clock management or whatever.
>>153176516The worst Texans playoff loss for me still remains 2019 season divisional playoff round when they were up 21-0 in the 1st quarter vs. the Chiefs. Chiefs would win 51-31.
>>153176690I think he looks like Matthew Lillard
>>153176690>mentally resilient>pouts and immediately trots off the field with his helmet still on after losing the natty
>>153176694I said out of the owl, which would have been the case without securing the first seed. Us Twelves are simply too important to the success of the team.
>>153176314Not really, this was supposed to be a retool year and the team still massively overperformed given the circumstances. If Lynch can rebuild the d-line and get a true WR1 (and their star players ligaments don't disintegrate) they're back to being serious contenders
>>153176663He was waiting for his replay guys to give him the okay to challenge
>>153176708The defense is actually better on the road because they're able to communicate vocally, the way they normally do.
>>153176691>BroncosReally
>>153176715Stidham showed you that nix is a system babby. He had better stats in that game than Drake maye.
>>153176697>clock managementSeriously how is this a problem with NFL coaches? Not even Ninjaposting, because it's literally the same every single game, the sample size for "clock management" is every single game. This isn't bullshit exploiting the rules to run the clock, I mean just your bog standard last 6 minutes of the game and there are STILL millionaire coaches unable to handle the tick tock.
>>153176706He was never even supposed to be in the college playoffs let alone get all the way to the natty. Even after they beat A&M everyone thought Miami was gonna get BTFO by OSU. Obviously the body language stuff and not shaking hands will get talked about but Tom Brady was a poor loser at times same with Aaron Rodgers who would cry to the media about his receivers. His arm strength and long term impact of his UCL surgery is the biggest question I have about him. Ultimately I would still take Carson Beck in the 2nd round
>>153176714In that case playing the owl at Lumen South Central is a boon.
the jets defense had 0 interceptions
>>153176314>>153176711What happened to I-Yook and D-Bo?
>>153176732Deebo was traded to the commiesAiyuk somehow got CTE from a leg injury and ghosted the team which voided his guarantees, slated to be a June 1 cut
>>153176689superbowls next weekend b
>>153176740I honestly do not remember Deebo on the Commies at all, was he hurt? What did CTE Aiyuk do that? I don't even remember that being a shitty offseason full of bad feelings like Deebo.
>>153176691Texans were missing their WR1 and starting RT, then lost their starting LG, TE, and RB early in the game.Meme and cope all you like but Nix is miles better than Stidham. You don't even believe the contrary.
>>153176314Idk. Holes that need to be filled like WR(s), TE and LG. CMC and Trent will be older, Bosa coming back from an ACL tear, Warner coming back from a broken ankle. What concerns me the most is that Saleh is gone
>>153176748Deebo was terrible last year, it was a mutual parting with no bad blood. Commies was a good trade destination on paper for him (young star QB and an offense with not many weapons so he'd get a lot of targets) but things went to hell for reasons out of his controlNobody has any clue what happened with Aiyuk, he showed up at camp a couple times than just disappeared, nobody on the team has had any contact with him in months. Incredibly bizarre situation all around since he essentially burned up millions upon millions of dollars for nothing
>>153176779Who am I thinking of then that had the big intense offseason negotiations either this season or last? I can't keep track of all these nanner teams that were really good but lost to Patrick.
>>153176785wasn't it aiyuk?
>>153176788That's what I thought but then my memory is of one season after that where they played. Must be Aiyuk.
Coulda sworn it was Ryback
>>153176808*Recker
>>153176808>Rybitch's negotiation tactics
>>153176823*bussy
>>153176748Aiyuk decided he prefers playing GTA
McVay threw goffie under the bus for his own exposed coaching plan and ended up betting the house on green after acquiring Stafford, and it worked. That covered up the reality of him choking in big games often.
what does it all mean bros...?
>>153176829Not even worth it since the Patriots dynasty started.
>>153176834Light and darkness are two sides of the same coin my boyo
>>153176834>he doesn't know
>be bills fan >It's Darnold of the Pats >Be viking fan >It's Darnold or Stephon DiggsWell... You know what they say in Minneapolis, wouldn't let my sister date diggs....
>>153176844based post thanks fren
>>153176711trannyhan will never win the owl
You know your team's in for a rape when you start transitive property coping.
>>153176853ty, I make a lot of them but only a select few executive member anons say so
>we're le underdogs we're gonna win!!you're getting raped
My stock on N9ne island will never be sold. He will be the future goat of the league that Pats fans think Drake Maye is going to be.
>>153176877even if he magically becomes elite his GM is still a bulbheaded fuckwit
>>153176221
Its never a Vikings Bills Superbowl and I just wanna watch one 0-4 fanbase have the largest crashout in sports history at going 0-5. There's no way the losing city doesn't riot
>>153176877Capsized, you'll need to beg for The Darnoldarchipelago
>>153176834the clippers sketch is the best one
Vikings never make it back to the owl if they kept Darnold. They had Darnold in Kirk cousins and they didn't make an owl. Darnold also needed a change of scenery again. You don't choke to your divisional rivals for the 1st seed and then the giants in the wildcard round and go on to win a Superbowl with that team. Seahawks had the better roster and it continued the important journeyman QB needed by Darnold
The browns are a funny shitshow to watch. Coaches obviously don't want to go there, awful ownership, awful stadium, awful facilities, and just as a team the personnel sucks,the cap situation is a mess, and there's no QB in sight.But perhaps the FUNNIER situation is the eagles, with a superbowl ready roster and great defense but NO ONE wants to work for Sirianni, since he regularly puts all the blame on the OC and strips them of elements of control mid season on a whim.
>>153176893I guess we'll never know
aiyuk would be a good reclamation project for my raidies but i fear another AB situation we dont have a strong enough culture in place to keep him in line, same with AJ brown
>>153176894They finally have a pro bowl QB though
I believe shedeur could be good if the browns o-line wasn't so awful. hopefully they fix that in the draft because the league will just be way funnier and entertaining if shedeur is good enough to maintain a starting job. he is an elite hate watch candidate.
>>153176901Can they clone brock bowers 4 times?
>>153176901AJ Brown needs to get sent to the Browns
>>153176877
>>153176877I hope he has a good year so the Kangz end up giving him a big boy contract
>it's the o line>it's the offensive coordinator sometimes niggas are just garbage
>>153176906I think Shedur is better than the people on here want to say but like, 100000000000000000000000000000000000x worse than his weird black nationalist fans on twitter think. Like obviously /nfl/ is a lot closer to an honest evaluation because of how weird his fans are, but he looked okay. I mean he looked like a 3rd string, 5th round draft pick rookie who got thrust into the starting job on a crashing team. He played, overall, not that well but made a few big throws.
Rams will be trading their first round picks this draft for next year's draft where they go all out and trade up for Arch Manning
>>153176938that is dependent on the team with the #1 being willing to move off the pick same issue with this draft, you could offer the world for the #1 but the raiders need a QB so they wont budge
Haven't had a melty in a while. You guys mind if I melty rn??
do we really think the #1 pick is gonna be any team but the Browns next year?
i think we deserve to claim a portion of this owl
>>153176965Go right ahead
>>153176967its a 2 horse race between them and the jets all is right in the world
>>153176965What the FUCK happened to the Harborough chimpout? Herbie can't win without a Harborough chimpout.
>>153176968>Green Bay really let John Dorsey, John Schneider and Eliot Wolf walk out the building to keep Ted Thompson as GMKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek >>153176973Actually I changed my mind I'm drinking some beer and it's mellowing me out. No melty shall be had tonight
>>153176981mmmmmmmmmwaaaaaauuuuuuhhhhhh the kiwis
Hey guys, Jags lifer here, occasional Jags OC maker, chances are you've seen one or two of my low effort shitpost MS paint edits. I'm back for the first time since our crushing loss to the Bills, which I attended in person. (Still optimistic though, it feels like we got the coach right and Sam Darnold's SB run is really encouraging from a Trevor Lawrence perspective.)Anyway I just wanted to say that this is actually a pretty neat (rematch) SB matchup with a lot of neat storylines. I'm sick Vrable is back in the AFC but I'm so glad he's out of the AFCS as a Jags fan. Titans were retarded to fire him lmao.
Fun bonus fact Todd Haley is the guy who gave Nick Sirriani his first NFL coaching job Todd Haley is still a thorn in Kansas Cities side today
kiwi always posts his orson welles memes and claims he is keking, but i know deep down he is a troubled soul that uses the exaggerated laughter of orson to mask his inner sufferings.
>only 3 black quarterbacks have won a superbowlWhy do teams keep drafting black quarterbacks? Texans drafted 2 black quarterbacks in the 1st round now. Embarrassing. I remember being so fucking angry when they drafted Watson.
>Since the Hershell Walker trade the Buccs, Rams, Seahawks , and Eagles will have all went from 0 SB rangz to 2 Superbowl rings How does a team cope. I didn't mention the giants or the Patriots cause dynasties are a bit easier pill to swallow.
>>153177012Todd Haley was the man. I always liked his offences with the Cardinals and Steelers. He was also based as fuck for calling out that fuckwit Hur Jackson on Hard Knocks>>153177015Not really life is bretty gud rn although I sometimes miss dating. I had a couple of shit relationships in a row in my late 20s that fucked my shit up so now I'm extremely guarded with women. Focusing on myself and family+friends instead of chasing tail
>>153176993>Sam Darnold's SB run is really encouraging from a Trevor Lawrence perspectiveonly if he gets traded. if darnold were still languishing with sorry organizations like the vikings or the jets he wouldnt be in the super bowl
>>153177019If CJ Stroud fails again they are probably drafting Moore, Lagway, or Sellers
>>153176383Isnt Patriots winning a lock?
>>153176977Old jim has no test
>>153177038You know it
Why doesn't KC try and bolster a farm system They always get shitty back up QBs like memeshew or unc journeymen like Henne while the Patriots dynasty was grooming Cassel and Garapollo for draft picks
>>153177038AFC is the "home team" and will wear white which means the seahawks in blue on blue as pictured
>>1531770386 7 means the patriots going from 6 trophies to 7
>>153177055Superbowl colors are picked by the home team so its not really true. Home teams are usually colored
I hate the fagtriots but it would be kinda funny watching the seethe as they lift their seventh trophy and surpass shitsburgh.
>>153177038Final score gonna be 14-10 Seahawks win NFL cheeky gonna make it the jersey numbers
7 trophies and Robert Kraft will still only have 6 rings kek
>>153177019Friendly reminder that Russ was as white as he was corny in Seattle and didn't become a black qb until moving to Denver (an east coast city).
Why are they still pushing Shedeur Sanders so hard?
It's so funny to me how Stafford always got his dick sucked by the media for his no look passes meanwhile during the NFCCG Darnold threw this absolutely filthy no look to JSN and it barely got talked about. One of the most accurate no looks I've ever seen. I'm still not 100% sold on Darnold but this throw is jaw dropping
>>153177093So 2 of the black quarterbacks to win the owl are considered mixed at best. That just leaves Doug Williams, some boomer before anyone here was born and Jalen Hurts last year. Wow. Well maybe there is hope yet.
>>153177075ball knower
>>153177098The DaR1bnold always has an eye on my Njigba ;)
>>153176603Damn Tony romo posts on 4chan?
>"Are NFL owners stupid for passing on shedeur sanders in the 1st round"
>>153177137Whitlock is funny but it's more an evolution of the game. QBs getting more protection via rule changes means more incentive to run the ball. It's not a white qbs vs black qbs thing. If more white qbs had been drafted higher in place of guys like Bryce Dung, Tony Richardson etc they wouldn't automatically pass for more yards
so wholesome
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>>153177169new one
>Year of the black quarterback ends in white dominance
>>153177169>>153177181>>153177194Replace Bryce Young and Anthony Richardson with Will Levis and Jake Haener in the 2023 draft. You think those guys would have thrown for more yards if put in the same situation? Shit teams are shit teams and shit qbs are shit qbs regardless of skin color
How is the Pats offense gonna match up against the Seahawks defense when a team full of HOFers at every corner couldn't?>>15317721
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>>153177212but blacks just don't win. This is just a fact.
>>153177243>Panthers draft Will Levis No.1 instead of Bryce YoungWhat's their record the last 3 years?>Colts draft Jake Haener No.4 instead of Anthony Richardson What their record the last 3 years?
>>153177261But you don't get it. It's about actually winning. Not almost winning or having some success. Nobody wants a Warren Moon. They want a Tom Brady.
>>153177243a black won last season
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHASE MISPRINTED LIESWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFACE THE PATH OF TIME
>>1531772941 of only 4 in history though
>>153177294Jalen Hurts is Samoan.
>>153177294deal deer is a white tail
>>153177305a black will win next season
>it's a latinx shitting up the genny for his white master episodeshameful
.....idgi..
>>153176262Probably less Cholos selling $10 hotdogs and shots of costco Taquilla outside the stadium. Curious to see if they stop underage prostitution since that's always a thing during super bowl week with the rich.
You are in charge of getting Lamar his first ring within two years and if you fail, you will forcibly undergo pic related. What do you do?
>>153177410latinxs are cartoonishly racist to make up for their lack of whiteness. the ones who "don't fit in" flock to the internet and inevitably end up in spaces like 4chan. They then have to ham it up and tap dance for the white man in order to "earn" their right to fit in. Unbeknownst to them, they'll never have that right.
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vikings fans not taking the Darnold owl well I see
>>153177348CJ Stroud will win the owl but blacks wont' claim him because he plays like a pocket passing white guy who can't run
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>>153176981Pacucks just keep on getting cucked.
>>153177261idk if that is a fair question. panthers & colts could have drafted a non qb and been in a better position
PENIS IN ATLANTA
>>153177522That's a different conversation thobeit. I wouldn't argue QBs don't get overdrafted because of need that'd be a dumb as dogshit argument. I just don't think bad QBs getting overdrafted is the same thing as saying only black QBs get overdrafted. 2011 Jake Locker, Blaine Gabbert and Christian Ponder all went round 1 and all sucked asshole. It didn't matter that they were white they sucked. Meanwhile Cam Newton was drafted No.1 overall, actually lived up to his spot and won MVP
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There's no way (((Robert Kraft's))) Patriots lose in zion Don's America. Lock it in. The Seahawks are getting the reffie treatment and you're a sucker if you can't see it coming.
>>153177640Trump said he doesn't like the final 4 teams and won't be attending
>>153177654no he said he doesn't like the performers at the halftime show (bad bunny and green day) at that California was too far from Washington. he never mentioned the teams dumbshit.
jamarcus russell
>>153177434I'm a girl so what happens if I fail?
The halftime show is gonna be political as fuck. I'm tuning out.Remember when we kept that shit out of football? It was pretty goddamn recent.
I keep thinking the /bet/ OP is /nfl/ for a sec lol
>>153176906i think shadeur could be good if everyone was forced to play no rush against him.
OMG Drake Gaye already in a superbowl with a shit team I'm cooming , Meanwhile in reality the Pats are about to get shit stomped after barely beating Broncos without a QB.
>>153176365Only upsetting thing about this is diggs has been charged with felony assault but the shitriots stood behind him, whereas AB was sued in civil court and they cut him 3 days later because he was reminding everyond that the turbojew owner is a sex pest/human trafficker epstein clientMoot point now because Coom won the owl and israeliots aren't winning jack shit, Kraft will die in piss soaked underwear and his kike son will run the franchise into the groundFuck jew england
>>153176462This has been the lowest scoring playoff run to make it to the superbowl.
