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>>153186563Easily.
Semifinals would have been more interesting with Alcaraz vs Djoko & Zverev vs Sinner
We're in the Sincaraz era folks. This is the new normal. A washed geriatric is the only other player, half of the top 20 either sucks or is perpetually injured or both. Hope everyone enjoys the faggot PR Heated Rivalry redux for the foreseeable future
Congrats to GOATkovic on another record!
>>153186606It's going to be this for at least the rest of this decade. Maybe longer if we're unlucky and no nuzoomers emerge. Already 2 full years of only sincaraz winning GSs. Depressing.
>>153186628This is so pathetic.
>>153186638not him but cry
>>153186634I'm not a fan of US players generally but Learner Tien seems like a nuzoomer prodigy who will start upsetting the balance this year. His beatdown of Medvedev and then near beatdown of Zverev clearly had them both rattled>>153186628Novaxx clearly paid off Musetti just to get this record off Federer. Musetti even shares the same agent with him. He's so petty
>>153186660He'd've had it already if y'all hadn't deported him in '22.
>>153186665He shouldn't have presented false documents to customs. You get deported from any country for doing that. He's lucky he's even allowed to enter the country still.
>>153186660Yeah Tien is the only one so far who looks promising. If there's going to be an elite few winning everything it really needs to be 3 imo to make it more interesting, then a few that can disrupt the balance sometimes (Murray, Wawrinka)
>>153186665>He'd'vekek
>>153186644History will always remember him as a fraud and never as a goat.>>153186665Periodic and important reminder that Djokovic could have avoided all this rigamarole by simply getting vaccinated like 97%+ of his tennis player peers have.
>>153186678He pointlessly missed tournaments in other countries over it too. It wasn't just us denying him. He's just a fucking idiot. Incredibly talented but not a smart guy.
>>153186678History will always remember Fraud as the biggest choke artist in all of sports and Ned as a clay merchant + bald. Nole legacy is secured, we're only fighting our own demons atp
- defaulted from 1 grand slam- couldn't play 2 others- another was just shut down- still won the most anywayTruly the greatest
oh my days
>writes half the torah to defend """his goat"""Lmao. Fed bros just know.
>>153186692>Miami OpenI guess he was good with having won it 6 times.>Novak Djokovic regained the ATP No. 1 ranking from Alcaraz at the end of the tournament, despite having been unable to enter the United States due to being unvaccinated for COVID-19He really does nothing except win, huh.
>>153186693Nole is the biggest vulture in sports history that's how he'll be remembered.
>>153186716He was denied entry to Indian Wells 23 and US Open 22 because of his poor health decisions. He's also about to get dumpstered by Sinner later this week and then fake an injury in the second set as he always does to preserve his fragile ego, so enjoy that
Saar look my holy goat just keeps winning saar
>>153186729It's funny you think he's going to even step on court
>>153186735kek good point
kek Novak's chances of winning the tournament just dipped on Polymarket>>153186719Either he's a retard for willingly missing tournaments because of the vaccine or he statpadded the shit out of them. It can't be both
>>153186729>>153186735>>153186741Novak is no faker. Blisters are a debilitating injury that could threaten not just his career but even his post-tennis life. You'll see just how serious they are when he releases the MRIs.
>>153186756Kek.
>>153186672>He'd'veIt's a pretty economical use of letters imma let it slide.
>>153186729Barred from the country in March, won the US Open in August. All that after Australia already let him back and he won it that year too? Seems kind of silly to look back on those times.'23 was actually a really good season for him now that I look at it. 3 majors and the ATP finals.
>>153186756>blister MRIs
>zero good matches so farSemis and fina better deliver
>>153186744You'd have to be insane to bet on him winning after seeing him get smacked around by Musetti today like it was nothing
>>153186606Still much better than Novak stat padding gs against tsitsipas, kyrgios, medvedev, ruud, berrettini
>>153186713You're a fan of player who choked 3 separate times to one player.
>>153186719You can't vulture when you couldn't even play 4 slams
>>153186730Pajeets are huge fans of either Fraud or Novaxx. Who are you even fooling
>>153186796Is it? I think it's slightly worse. All those players were much better and not washed like they are now. Bullshit Russian, Sissy, and KryGOAT used to be actual players. And you're forgetting players like Thiem. Plus at least those players played...Everyone gets injured now
Grand Slams won against other big 3 members in the finalDjokovic 8-16Nadal 11-11Federer 4-16
So you're telling he managed to get not one but two injured opponents back to backWhat could it mean /sp/ bros???
>>153186848what stands out is that djokovic and nadal were much better at their best slams than federer at his
>>153186808I'm a fan of the goat.>>153186815There is a difference if people from all over the world support the goat or if only indians are calling you the goat saar.>>153186857Don't make post the graph.
>>153186886sir do not post the graph
>>153186848Nadal was a fucking warrior and I respect the hell out of him. He never had a "Mickey Mouse" era in his career unlike Fed and Djoker. Certainly the hardest road of the big 3, even if he was a bit of a clay court merchant.
>>153186886The GOAT can't be a choke artist, that's non-negotiable sorry. 40-15 is just as much of Fraud's legacy as his aesthetics at this point
>>153186923I still remember watching the AO 2022 final between Nadal and Mevedev, where Nadal came back from 2-0 to win and lost 5kg of body weight from the 5hr 24m match. The match ended at almost 2AM local time. Nadal had to sit down during the trophy ceremony or he was going to fall over. I've never seen anyone fight as hard as Nadal.
>>153186943There was that period of time before he retired where he was losing matches and was all "now is not the time to give it my all, if I am to die on court it will be at Roland Garros" and then he just lamely rolled over to Zverev in the first round
>>153186886Not really, pajeets are everywhere online and are especially dedicated to the Fraud cause. The biggest Fred fans I still see in twitter debates are all Indian. For Novaxx, his dedicated NoleFam seem to consist mostly of Balkans although the famous pajeet PavyG is very powerful. Either way, trying to go pajeet for pajeet is a funny but futile exercise
>>153186678>History*Liberal publications
>>153186848>>1531869237 of those wins came at RG lmao. Shameless clay vulturing
Federer is the GOAT and the biggest underachiever because of his massive choke artistry. He should be sitting at 30 Slams and the Vulture at 12.
This AO was boring asl
>>153187113you're a rare fed fan who at least acknowledges the choking
>>153187131How can it even be denied is beyond me. Even Agassi joked about it when he told Fed "can you for once get over the finish line?"
>>153187124Tien and Zverev was a bright spot. And I'm really interested in the Zverev - Alcaraz semi.
>>153186796truth
>>153187150Zverev vs Tien was also my peak. Wawrinka vs Gea was also excellent seeing all the loud drunk French fans get shut down, also just legitimately high level tennis
>>153186678>>153186692FAGS
Imagine hating the guaranteed Sinncaraz kino we'll get for the next 3-5 years. Do you really want to go back to the weak era we just got out of? A two-man rivalry has always been a lynchpin in tennis history and a guarantor of great matches. Anyone calling Sinncaraz "slop" needs their head adjusted. It's the only guarantee of kino we have in the entire ATP right now. Nothing else, no other player or rivalry, comes even close to guaranteeing the same levels of entertainment. This is the best timeline and best outcome. Cheer up lads seriously
I was lowk vibin with the fit of the tournament but then literally nothing happened since the 3rd round and since then it’s giving flop
>>153187370True, imagine wanting to see random shitters getting destroyed by Sinner/Grug. But I think people are just clamoring for a few players who can sort of challenge them. There are no Murrays, Wawrinkas, Delpos, or even someone like Tsonga around. It's just the elite 2 that make almost everyone else look like challenger tier players.
>>153187370exactly, there's still no good second 2nd level like 2000s-2010s but it is a lot better than the 6 years of pre sinnercaz. It'd be perfect with some zoning players who can cause an upset but I'll take this instead of Ruud and Tsitsipas wasting everyone's time making finals.
>>153187370this but unironically.
>>153187386The sport needs dominance. We need a champion or champion rivalry to generate great excitement. Example, I was a Rublev Stan and I got so sick of him losing to random ass people that now I actively root against him. I take comfort in the fact that it would take tennis from another planet to shake Grug or Sinner, and in that case I'm watching a real spectacle and probably won't care (later) that they're losing.>>153187391A second level of real players would be good. There's some hovering potential in the background. A few more years and there'll be a shake-up, there almost always is.
>>153187404there should be, but it will be terrible for the sport if we hit another lost gen stage and it takes another generation to produce that. Then you'd be riding on Sinnercaz staying fit and hungry for another decade to save the sport. They'd also get all the main records, but that will happen eventually anyway.
>>153187370This era is weaker. At least the 2020-24 era had challengers to Djokovic that actually had real talent like Medvedev, Zverev, Tsitsipas, Nadal and Theim.This era is dogshit outside of Sinner and Alcaraz. De Manure and Poosetti are the only real challengers under 27 in the top ten are they are clearly never going to be at Zverev/Med level. It makes things dullFederer/Baldal only lasted a year and a half before the rise of Djokovic which added to the lore of the other two. This Sincaraz shit has gone on for two years with no end in sight. Sinner's game is just as boring as Djoker's. We need a third or fourth HOF talent to make this watchable before the finals. Also, wouldn't hurt having a Del Potro in the mix.
>>153187422There's no way either Sinner or Alcaraz are touching twenty slams. Sinner has fitness issues and Alcaraz is 6 foot who will fall off after he turns 27. They're both soft and will fold like lawn chairs when a 21/22 year old starts out working them.
>>153187370Ok, then you're not a tennis fan. You're just a Sincaraz fan lmao. There's no point in watching/caring about tennis when it's solely through the prism of them. The part that made the Big 3 era so great wasn't just the Big 3, it was variety and quality of players all around them that made watching the three of them go through slams fun. I don't enjoy watching Sinner mash his way shitters and Alcaraz do his grug gimmick for the millionth time before dispatching bugs. It's not worth it for the potential of one good match between the two
I watched this incredible Dimitrov/Almagro match from AO 2012 and wondered where the game has gone looking at today's AO. You could find so many of these matches all the time during slams but now most of the players just get injured before they could even attempt to play fun matches https://youtu.be/FIfetHWINPo
Renember when people thought Rune was gonna be part of the New big 3 with Sinner and Alcaraz
>>153187462>There's no way either Sinner or Alcaraz are touching twenty slams.They said the same about Nadal and Djokovic. They said the same about Federer after his 2013 injuries. But yes some of that is inflated because of the meme generation, no reason Sinnercaz can't do it. But I wasn't talking about them specifically, just that eventually someone will set a new record.
>>153187497>people thoughtRune thought*
>>153187503Nobody will set a new record because you will need to set it in your 30s and top players will lose their hunger by then. It's almost impossible to replicate the aura of Federer/Nadal/Djokovic again. All three leveled up to out duel each other. It was an arms race. You remove one of them and the other two become complacent. There was definitely hatred towards Djokovic too. His dark energy forced the other two to push themselves well into their 30s cause they both couldn't stand the Djoker. It was a true rivalry.
>>153187391Ruud was mid but peak Sissy was fun to watch
>>153187391You mean eight years. 2016 and 17 were shit eras, too. 2016-19 were much worse years than 2020-24. You just don't want to admit that Federer/Nadal vultured slams, too.
What now? Will /atp/ watch San Diego and Quimper challengers until Friday?
>>153187575tennis kind of dies after the AO for a while desu
>>153187575Kubmans in the doubles semifinalsMaybe Rinky and Bernie in the San Diego Challenger if I wake up early enough (unlikely)
Alcaraz is the only player who has a shot of getting to 25 slams. Sinner is too old and not fit enough. Alcaraz is playing on another level and has no weak surfaces now. He's 100% focused and locked in. He could pull it off. The truth is there is only one big one and one Murray level talent. Alcaraz is on the level of big 3.
>>153187584I am talking about tonight and tomorrow.I like this part of the season now, clay is arriving
>>153187596Will be fun to see if Sinner snatches his first big title in the surface this year.Ruud, Rune, Draper, Rublev, Teitsipas are all finished. He must deliver
>>153187523Sinnercaz won't lose their hunger if they're battling each other. If you removed one of the big 3 they wouldn't get complacent either, they'd keep battling the other. We saw this and Djokovic still swept the zoomers with both of them gone because there was a target to reach.>>153187547I don't think 2016-19 were as pathetic, but that's mostly because you had big 3 there while not at their peak, still excellent for the majority of the time. Plus you had the players who weren't completely pathetic like Wawrinka, Murray, Berdych, Nishikori, Cilic, Thiem etc. So 2020 onwards had a lower level top tier and lower level second tier.
>>153187631At least Sinner was leading his one
>>153187631While sinner is a cheating dopey drug head, his picture is edited. NoVaxx is the most unfair player.
>>153187649??? Binner was 2 sets down to Dimi
>>153187666I think he was trolling, Satan.
>>153187404I agree. I want whoever challenges them to actually earn his wins. Not because Sinner had diarrhea or something
>>153187666Fucking loser, he will lose AO final to Alcaraz too. You just see
>>153187681i really hope not.
>>153187644You only say Med/Zverev/Sissy are lower cause it helps the Djoker is a fraud narrative. All three were highly talented, but could not finish Nadal or Djoker off. Just one time.
>>153187462>>153187593>Sinner has fitness issuesLet's remember that Djokovic also had huge fitness issues early on in his career. Not saying Sinner will win as much in his 30s as Djokovic but that fitness thing is definitely fixable to some degree.
>>153187695Not at Sinner's height and length. Djokovic was 23 years old when he figured it out which makes sense cause that is when you hit your physical peak. Sinner is just tall, goofy bastard. He will break down in his late 20s.
This slam is a must win for Sinner.If he loses it to Carlos, he will feel deflected, and 4 slams at nearly 25yo just isn't good enough. No one will ever replicate Djokovic in slam titles past 30yo, harder to beat than Rafa 14 in RG.I think Sinner doesn't reach Sampras number if he loses here.I see Carlos ending above 20, win or lose here.
>>153187687I'm saying that because they are. Jesus Christ Medvedev couldn't beat a Nadal who could barely move in that AO final, there's no excuse for that. Zverev has won fewer slam matches against top 10 players than fucking Baghdatis and the closest he came was the worst mens final ever played. They had their moments but they're a step down from the guys who actually beat big 3 before they were old men.
>>153187733deflated*
What of Djoker's record are untouchable? It has to be his weeks at 1, finals and semi finals appearances in grand slams. The next top talent will need perfect luck and sustained health to have a shot.
>>153187738Cilic and nishikori barely did anything. Theim won a meme slam. Medvedev, Zverev and Sissy were more talented than them. They were bigger, stronger and just as fluid.
>>153187465>no true tennis fan fallacy
>>153187821Big5>big2Simple as that.10/15 years ago, n°3 was a big 3 member, n°4 Murray, n°5 Wawrinka, n°6 Del Potro.Today's n3 equals n7 back in the day
>no men’s bennis tomorrowwhat the fuck do we watch now
>>1531874872012 AOnjust unsurpassbel: Murray llodra and berdych Nadal also peak
>>153187860I prefer a duo or trio rivalry to anything bigger desu
>>1531879583+2 was elite
If Alcaraz beats Sinner in the final, it will mind break sinner. He will no longer have a preferable court. honestly, think Alcaraz has leveled up since going bald. He has turned into a bot.
>>153188158Sinner has installed the new Windows update. Alcaraz has figured out that two rocks banged together makes fire. Who will win?
>>153186692He pwned your nation like not even any military power ever could. He stood up to your fascist policies while your nation bent over and accepted COVID camps. You are the last anon who should ever opine on this.
>>153188446lofl >>153186283 ...and he'd fail every doping test because look at his cartoonish muscles>>Anonymous 01/28/26(Wed)12:35:06 No.153188524▶ >>153186348 It's called the self-confidence of knowing you're the GOAT. And it's called dealing with a hostile media with an agenda.
There's no way he can shithouse his way to a win against Sinner is there
>>153188556Course not.Only chance he has is literally Sinner getting somehow injured, but at that point, I think the police should get involved.
>>153188547you'll have a hard time getting people to trust your definition of fascist when you endorse ICE retards shooting citizens in the face
>>153188485sounds like it will be his destiny to win 0 sets in the semis as well
>>153188547>COVID campsI love this meme
>>153188849Show where I did that.IDGAF citizen or not - when it comes to LE encounters, FA and you'll FO. Only the dumb and deranged don't know this.Your nation is bending over for hordes of subhumans so you're the last anon to be taken serious on matters of national sovereignty. Now that you see you're not up to my level in any way, you can quit "debating" me with talking points you ingest from propaganda.Come on, Djokovic! Get that upset win!
>>153188880One example of thousands for yo9u. Now shut your mouth.https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-59486285Joker will win title #25!
>>153188850KEK
>>153188880watch out for them FEMA camps brother
I can't wait for casuals to leave
>>153188909>you can quit "debating" me with talking points you ingest from propaganda.kek
>>153189001One can only dream of contributing the cogent tennis commentary you do here. Examples?
>>153189038Anything is better than people shitposting about politics in a tennis thread. Montpellier is coming up in a few weeks. Will Fils actually have anything to show after being off tour for so long? Stan will be in it as will Ugo, who did really good in Adelaide just before AO.
Don't tread on me!
Guys, it's not her fault for being a sore loser and violent maniac, it's the camera's for seeing it and yours for watching it.>Coco Gauff criticizes lack of privacy at Australian Open after racket smash caught on camerahttps://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7001272/2026/01/27/coco-gauff-racket-smash-australian-open-cameras/
>>153189507>violent maniacWould you call novax this for smashing his racket? Personally I would.
guys I just realized I'm only 21 sets away from winning Wimbledon
>>153189507i don't even like gauff but almost every top competitor has smashed a raquet before. don't get why this is such a big deal
>>153189708Because she's black and it validates the racist trait of blacks acting like angry apes. Do better.
>>153189555Every player smashes racquets like a child ocasionally. it's seen as normal behaviour, it's a tennis thing
>>153189555>>153189708>>153189756she beat that ramp like it was a rival gang member. that's why it's being made a big deal. have you watched it?
>>153190231you're making me defend gauff but i don't think it's much worse than something like this gif. excuse the shit quality but it's the first one i could think of. i unironcially agree that not every place needs to be filled with cameras but on the other hand i'm also glad a proud black pusher queen is out
>>153189708it isn't a big deal. virtually everyone is praising her for how she handled it and diverting to the "why is the AO putting cameras everywhere" narrarive, likely because they're hyperaware of what the good rabbi here >>153189753 brought up.in Gauff's case, she basically never does shit like this, so the whole thing feels really artificial.
>>153189507>>153190231eh it's basically like other anons are saying. not to say it's a good thing but racket smashing is really common in tennis, whether at the pro level, clubs, schools, municipal courts, wherever. the two aces on my high school team were both racket smashers, one of them would sometimes actually break them, strings and all, when he took tough losses in tournaments. but outside of tennis they were genuinely very decent dudesalso in his post-match conference yesterday, the GOAT himself Novak took the side of Gauff when someone asked him about some women players being frustrated at the increasing presence of cameras at AO and the tourney seemingly turning into a reality TV show>Yeah, I saw I mean with what happened with Coco and her after her match... and look I emphathize with her. I mean I know what it feels like to break a racket and I've done it a few times in my career. So, I know how it is to be frustrated, particularly after a match where you underperform, and I agree with her. >You know, it's really sad that you know you can't basically move away anywhere and hide and you know, what do you call that... fume out your frustration, your anger, in a way that won't be captured by a camera. But we live in a society in times where content is everything. So it's a deeper discussion.>You know I guess it's really hard for me to see the trend changing in the opposite direction, meaning we take out cameras. As you see it's only going to be as it is or even more cameras. I mean I'm surprised we don't have cameras while we're taking shower. I mean that's probably the next step. I'm against it. I think there should always be a limit and kind of a borderline where "okay this is our space". he then goes on to mention the commercial aspect of it and how it's hard for him to see it going backwards, so it's probably just something that we have to accept. though obviously he's against ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOoRC1J2-3o&t=550s
>>153191069Even GOATs can err. The camera was in a public space, not a locker room. And she didn't break any rule - she showed everyone who she is, not just with the vicious beating but with the lack of accountability afterward. Laugh at it, tell people to eff off, cry, whatever, but don't blame the camera.
>>153191187Next year at all majors: camera-free tantrum rooms for players to visit between sets or after matches, so the tender viewing public doesn't have to be assaulted by public displays of competition-related emotion. I'm sure Wimbledon is already working on it.
>clutching at pearls after a racquet smashkek
>>153189507>Ermergerd! A tennis player broke a racquet! The horror is too much to bear!Players smash racquets all the time you fucking retard, and always have done. No one gives a shit. They have literal fistfights in ice hockey and it's celebrated FFS
>>153189507she's right
>>153190231>>153191069I'm one of two people I know of in a medium city's extremely active tennis community who has ever smashed a racket and it haunts me as the worst moment in my entire tennis career. It's a moment you never live down unless you become known for it, and then people become less inclined to want to play with you. Don't become a racket smasher if you can avoid it.
>>153191706why would you destroy a racquet? It's such a low iq/impulse move.
Who here /comfy/?
>>153189570Based Sebi I believe in you
>>153191823I've been tempted to do it. You're very focused and tense for an hour or something and then you lose and all this frustrating shit needs to go somewhere. Rackets have a convenient handle you're already gripping, and they're your personal property.I've never actually done it, because 40 euros are a lot of money to me, but a pro can afford to destroy their expensive gear no problem.
>>153191706>>153191823it's not for me (I'm more of the Nadal autism type), but Carlos has a good point >>153192398. the top pros probably have zero financial inhibitions about smashing their rackets because to them it's just disposable gear. it's basically like an ordinary person stomping an aluminum can out of anger. most of the racket smashers I've met IRL were from very well-off families so it seems to check out anecdotally
>>153193764complete embarassment for Sinner if he loses. he'd better hope he can find his serve again after yesterday.
holy fuck how embarassing that shelton said all that shit before the sinner matchfucking smooth brain pinhead moronbro got sexually assaulted
>>153194261What did he say?
>>153191706i don't trust people who don't ever take things out on inanimate objects, it immediately makes me see them as total posers who don't want anything deeply or care about anything significant.
>>153193764you'd be insane not to throw your monthly pay at djokovic as sinner could collapse at any moment
>>153194326just that stuff bout how he was better now
>it’s a foid only episodeNeed better writers
>>153191474There you are again, the most unhinged and hateful anon ITT. Seek help.>>153191454>>153191640you misunderstand. IDGAF about decorum, unless it's verbally abusing an official like Serena, Connors, McEnroe did. i'm revolted by her homicidal like rage. show me someone else who smashed a racket to that extreme.>>153191640Like her, you state an opinion without justification
>One racket smash = violent maniacKek insane levels of pearl clutching.
Also>All this foid talkSee what happens when you leave the important stuff out of the OP, Serbia?
>>153194635why is zoomer language so braindead
>>153195261that term means offended. I'm revolted. She's a beast. i've smashed a golf club on the ground in frustration, but I didn't use it to beat the ground in repeatedly an unhinged rage like I was doing a 187 as Cuckoo Gauff did.you know i'm right but you're either trolling or a lib who can't criticize certain athletes.
>>153194700>show me someone else who smashed a racket to that extremehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoiKbORE81Ithe first three are beatdowns bashing the racket against the ground multiple times>AO 2021 vs Zverev>Rome 2019 vs Nadal>ATP Cup 2020 vs MedvedevDjokovic was in his 30s in all of the clips shown (earliest is the one vs Nadal). he did it when he was younger too, e.g. vs Monfils at Davis Cup 2010. makes one question if he's really the GOAT, with that "revolting homicidal like rage"
>>153195382>I'm revolted. She's a beast. i've smashed a golf club on the ground in frustration,Why, cause she smashed it more than two or three times? It's the fucking same thing you did. Local club tennis doesn't even approach the same level of stakes as her situation. >Muh politics Boggles me absolute bollocks. This is a tennis thread, champ.
grug bros...the wife beater might serve us off the court
>>153195546>to that extremeDo all of you lack reading comprehension? Show me one other tennis player that did exactly what Cuckoo did. You can't. QED. Goodbye.
>>153195566Coco beat the ramp far worse than Sascha beat a person.
>>153195566night match? novax is SAVED
>>153195586>Show me one other tennis player that did exactly what Cuckoo did.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thm2gs9sYyE
>>153195674Nice. He wins, 8 to Cuckoo's 7. You found the one exception. And he's a man. And he didn't blame cameras. Point stands.
kek admire this man's ability to double down despite getting BTFO
>>153195848>8 to Cuckoo's 7. You found the one exception.if it's just number of strikes you're looking for, Zverev also did as manyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7VMii4UN3A&t=320spretty sure this was in ATP Cup 2020, lots of national pride on the line therealso there are multiple instances of players who smashed 3+ rackets in sequence, I remember at least Baghdatis and Bublik in particular
>>153196003did any of them blame cameras or did they do what any of us would do and admit the obvious, that we were pissed?>>153196152ty for info. still, no victim narratives from them.hmm?
>>153191474hockey is a sport for the uncivilized lower classestennis is above this kind of behavior
>>153194499he clearly is, but Sinner is a particularly bad matchup for him, and just because he improved doesn't mean Sinner and Alcaraz stopped improving in the meantime. those two are just on a completely different plateau
>poosetti
>>153193764Your book has dogshit odds. Stop using that book. Massive juice
>>153196304school these simps>>153196324bro he looked really good. like was there a ball he couldn't get to?
Fuck yeah Kubmans let's fuckin go
>>153196337yeah the two between his thighs
>>153196283>did any of them blame cameras or did they do what any of us would do and admit the obvious, that we were pissed?Those were on court where there is no expectation of privacy. Very different scenario. A few others have come out in agreement with her about privacy. Its obvious she was pissed but she's explaining why she tried to hide it - it's bad representation. She wasn't able to which leads her to bring up privacy. Not sure what your hang up here is. Plus, no one that initially responded to you thought it was a big deal either. So yeah, BTFO.
>>153196420Simps are DQed from this debate. Plenty worldwide are bothered by it.
>>153196425>Simps This isn't /tennis/ thoubeit
how does one man get so lucky
Big chimpout at the end of the boys doubles. Anyone else see it?Ibraimi/kose vs bolivar idarraga/reddy..
>>153196482Aura
>>153196513everyone here will say its NBD. deniers.
>>153196482>This is the """goat"""Reminder that he only got his Olympic gold because Sinner was too busy throatfucking Anna
>>153196482Stan saved the slam
>>153196482Did you think "first he takes your legs, then he takes your soul" came from nowhere?
>>153195980fuck yeenibba has a weird ass face
>>153195341Gen A is worse, spiralling levels of dopamine addiction and an inability to converse irl. We're racing towards Idiocracy at lightning speed.
A whole fucking day of nothing
>>153186628> high win rate> few titlesIs my idol Fed the biggest choker ever...
>>153196482How is this luck? He didn't win the slam. Ultimately doesn't matter at all. That USO was garbage all the way >>153196597He was throat fucking clostebol you mean
Who wins a slam first, France, England or Germany?For me it's England, Draper wins RG 2027
I see 3.20 for Zverev and I think it's easy money, what do you think?
>>153197541Alcaraz looks pretty strong.I don't think it's a good enough odd.
>>153197550I don't know dude, I watched all his games so far and I think the german got thiis, but I will wait I guessMy guess is Sinner faces Zverev in the finals and Sinner wins.
>>153197513its not luck to only play 8 sets before a major semi final at the end of the year?
>>153197574>I think the german got thiisI guess you never have seen Zverev in big matches
>>153197519I could see Mpetshi servebotting a Wimbledon somehow
The possible finals>Djokovic-ZverevAnother epic Zverev choke job and one of the most undeserved wins ever>Sinner-ZverevAnother beating for Sasha, he doesn't have to choke, he will have no chance at all>Djokovic-AlcarazNovak loses another Slam final to Carlos>Sinner-AlcarazAn epic five sets finalI think as a tennis fan it's a very simple choice
>>153197686yesdjokovic-zverev it is then
>>153197686djoko-zverev lmaoI want to see ChokeGod in action for one last time
>>153197686>>Djokovic-Zverev NoVaxx vs a woman beater. No thanks.>>Sinner-Zverev Dopey cheating drug head vs a woman beater. No thanks.>>Djokovic-AlcarazNoVaxx vs grugg. Yes the old man should get humiliated.>>Sinner-Alcaraz Dopey cheating drug head vs grugg. No thanks.
>>153197751>NoVaxx>NoVaxxget over it weirdo
>>153197756No it's a stain on his career that wil forever stay.
>>153197764it's a stain on australia
>>153194635>ASUi dont get it
>>153198097Based Vinolas
Alcaraz in 3Sinner in 3
>>153198181Wrong. Alcaraz in 4. Sinner in 3.
>>153198267This
Alcaraz in 4Djokovic in 2
>>153197686>Sinner-Alcaraz>An epic five sets finalThey've played 3 finals. 1 great, 1 good and 1 shit.
>>153196482>>153196619Reminder Dan Evans had match point on Stan earlier in that tournament. 1 point away from that tournament being a complete disaster.
Nah, Zverev has been playing real nice. Beat Cerundolo like he was a girlfriend and then, even though Tien took a set, the QF match wasn't even close. I think Sasha will make it hard. 5 setter for sure.I'm also saying right now that Sinner will have two easy sets before his liver mysteriously explodes.
novak in 0
>>153196513I didn't realize they showed the boy's matches
>/ATP/>discussing ITF organized tournamentsfuck off back to /tennis/
brehs, covid rules are back
>>153198597kek
>>153198628Australians are always four years behind everyone else baka
>>153198383Djokovic in 0*
>>153198628They never stopped, Australia is the only country in the world that has still mandatory vaccination rules
>>153198383Alcaraz in the sheetsDjokovic in the streets
>>153198383>>153198579kek
>>153198579>>153198740worth it to witness the greatest vulture in history
>>153198628We need guns.
>>153198528I agree, but he's still Zverev so he'll probably choke a set he should have won and still lose in 4 anyway. He shouldn't even have gone to 4 vs Tien.
>>153198765Fake news. Even healthcare workers don't need to be vaccinated.
I think the better bet is to predict whether Djokovic gets bageled or breadsticked in one of the sets
>>153199010Has Sinner had a single bagel this AO? I don't think so.
6:0, 6:2, 6:1 for the dopey cheating drug head sinner against NoVaxx.
>/atp/ when it's the 120122th Sinncaraz finalNo it's not "good for the sport". It's like every every cup final in football being Real Madrid vs Bayern München, 7 times per year.The problem is the parity in top 20 ATP is so ass even if Sinnlingz or Alcabab are having a shit day and KWABing hard they will still win because the likes of FAA and Demonhour can't utilize it. Just one time I wish Sinner and Alcaraz both called in sick to a slam so we could get a Zverev - Fritz final or something.Prime John Isner would be rank 3 if he played today in the KWAB era.
>>153199186Absolutely grim. I've noticed we haven't had many 5 setters deep into slams lately but I didn't realize it was this bad. I think AO 26 specifically has some of the shortest average match time in long time.
>>153199194They've played 3 finals (soon to be 4). I don't think it's that tiring yet. I would save my complaining for some time next year if it still looks like they'll easily waltz into every final. It's also hard to imagine something like Fritz vs Zverev being much better because we've all seen the level of tennis displayed at USO 2020. Even more grim was it when someone like Ruud was shitting up finals with his presence.
>>153199194>120122th Sinncaraz finalcalm down
Is there a realistic prospect that can become a real challenge to Sincaraz in the next few years? Fonseca's clearly not it.
>>153199194Nah, they can keep winning until one or multiple players get good enough to join them. Hoping they both can't play so we get mickey mouse slams no one takes seriously is the worst possible outcome.
>>153199334It's Fonseca. Give him time.
>>153199297>They've played 3 finals (soon to be 4).Counting everything it's 8 soon to be 9.
Walkovic I call himWalkovic
>>153199405Rich kid from a billionaire CEO father. He'll never have the real hunger he needs.
>>153199194I'll bet if you replaced Sinner and Alcaraz with Federer and Nadal you'd shut the fuck up real quick.
>>153197764You're funny. Sick in the head and evil, but funny.
>>153199405Fonseca's back is snapped up. Tien is showing promise, but it's most likely he'll be a perennial challenger like Zverev than an actual threat to the new two. I've got a couple sleepers I'm hoping become regulars like Wu and Shang, but nobody on tour shows any signs of a significant breakthrough.
Emma cuckitini’s sacked another one
Did anyone beat a ramp like it was a rival gang member after the women's semis? No? Just Cuckoo Gruff, I guess. Don't make her mad, guys.
>>153199405extremely rare switzerland W
>>153199497His father isn't a billionaire and Jpeg does very good despite having a real billionaire father
>>153199497You've no idea what you're talking about.
I just shaved by balls and anus, will order some food later for the tennis
>>153199585>Wu and ShangTwice as injury-prone as Fonz and half as talented
hopin' sinner get injured tonight and zverev beat alcorth
>>153199186people are too tired
>>153196322>he clearly iswell CLEARLY the only reason he said it was to express his confidence in competing wiv sinnerwhich is bullshidd
>>153199186Very important post I will stop complaining about five set slop. Clearly the real issue is 4 set slop.
>>153198932Remember Bondi Beach, you anti-semetic terrorist.
>>153200202semitic*
>>153200244semitic languages dont write vowels so "smtc" is standard and any insertion of vowels is permitted kek
>>153199613His dad was CEO of a Brazilian venture capitalist firm. Even if he didn't own it he was managing accounts that probably were close to a billion.So Fonseca grew up like a spoiled billionaire brat and has 0 drive.
He grew up in the murder capital of the world though.He got that dog in him, as the young folk say.
So what do you think Novax will put in Binner's food to make sure he gets a walkover tomorrow
Any Brazilian anon here? Is his accent considered weird sounding in Brazil? Sounds much closer to Portugal's accent than the average Brazilianhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw9C0XTfwFA
>>153200450spicy indian food will do.
>>153200349Sounds like a similar level of wealth that the GOAT grew up with..
>>153200456Portuguese sounds like fucking serbian or something
>>153187497I still think Shelton can get there
>>153187497Fluctuating form is just the norm. Players that can hold their spot in the top 10 are all genetic and/or mental freaks
>>153200202>Remember Bondi BeachSorry I forgot.
>>153200639consider yourself reported to governmental agencies on human decency and just being a good person.
>>153200579>Benoit Paire>Bernard fucking Tomic
guys its time to go to bed to get a full +8 hours rest before the Zverev Alcaraz match.And no screen time before bed since it affects your brain.
>>153200843Im not waking up early to watch Zverev choke in 5
>>153200907>to watch Zverev choke in 5objective peak tennis kino of the year
>>153200907Actually if it does go to 5 I might actually wake up just in time to see the end
>>153200761More entertaining than Moutet
>>153200843I will order food now, only need six hours of sleep anyways. Maybe take a nap between the two matches. Alcaraz won't need more than three and a half hours to beat Zverev
>>153201120> I will order food nowWhat are we getting? Enough to share with the rest of the class?
>>153200843I'll just watch the start of the match and give up after Zverev goes down 3-0 in set 1.
>>153201171this mentality is why America is failing economically
>>153200915see what we've been reduced to
>>153199417Was obviously only talking about slams.
>>153198628Its stupid petty war etiquette, not covid.
>>153201602>stupid petty war etiquetteDo you want voldemort to get the ring to destroy them all? You can't handshake with the enemy.
>>153201160It was just greek food, grillteller (don't know the english word for it) and fries
>>153201602>>153201614>>153198628its hilarious because only women do this(I could not name you one male ukrainian tennis player though desu)
>>153201224Europe just signed a trade deal to bring in infinity Indians. No need to worry about America
Has Gauff apologized publicly to her racket and to the cameras?
>>153199194>i wish the two most exciting and athletic players in the sport would call in sick so the two most boring players in the top 10 could take their placethey've both had their chances in major finals in the past 2 years, and demonstrated why they aren't making it there more often.>>153199554honestly it was kind of cool when the Big 4 dominance was broken up by a DelPo or a Wawrinka, but anyone saying we need more like the USO Cilic/Nishikori final is 'avin a laff
Predict how many games Novaxx wins
>>153201916I say he'll have one "close" set so 9 in total
>expect Sincaraz>get Zverovic
>>153202112imagine the collective butthurt if after the lucky breaks Djokovic has had in this tournament it's Zverev he has to beat for #25
>>153201711Imagine just trying to play your sport and some butthurt politics brained tournament organizer says you can't shake hands at the end of a match. Watch me shake hands and hug them. Try and stop me.
>>153202459it's not the organizer's decision. the notice is just trying to do an end-run around the fans booing if they assumed the non-handshake was due to personal animosity rather than the political meme it actually is, which is what happened to Andreeva in the RO16.
>>153200856corr propa good kittingtonshire diss wun
>>153202112Novax is going to get triple bageled.
>>153203069Not unless Sinner shows up limping on the court after someone just happened to hit him with their car last night (by accident), securing walkover #3
No-ACKs Coastovic
Dubs and zverev wins
>>153202459>>153202788It isn't because the AO prevented it, Svitolina refused to do it herself.
non-dubs abd djokovic gets walkover
Coco's racket is now out of intensive care and listed as stable. It should press charges.
Players breaking rackets is such a non-issue why are tennis ""fans"" such whiny faggots
>>153204256
>>153204575Simping
How are you guys doing? Are you well? :)
Today the Zverevolution starts
>>153204575Shouldn’t you be getting ready Novak?
VAMOS CARLITOS
Carlos :)
>>153204575we like to pretend we're more civilized than such behavior
>>153204699based happy man
If double digits Zverev in 3
If singles Zverev in 4
>>153204575best to let the schizo chew on something
Zverev has a defeated cuck demeanor.I don't like what I see.
Man bun vs cave manI'm hearing Coco's racket has hired Ben Crump.
>>153205404First time watching him play?
Zed looking good bros
I just hope all of the quarter finalists have fun today!
>>153205425No kek.Don't know what I was expecting
Yeah, I'm thinking this is peak Zverev
>>153205433hhappy hhapy joy joyy
Hot, lively conditions, ball is flying, Carlos has yet to really find his range off the ground but is serving pretty well so neither player is really making inroads on return
If my post has a nine digit code then the match will be between 3 to fight sets
This line technology is cap
>>153186578Have serve bots ever been cool?
>>153205524Isner was pretty cool
zev please defeat this prehistoric mexican. please!!!
>>153205528Isner would have been the GOAT on 90s grass. He missed his era.
>>153205535Needed a 90s level volley for that
can big z beat sinneri'd like a non sincaraz final but only if z has a chance to actually win and not get btfod>>153205524some arei liked raonic
>>153205556They don't even practice volleys like that anymore. It's like a primitive moveset now.
>>153205501we need to get you on the mic
Alcaraz is frusratedThat means he's going to loseBet the house on ZverkingYou heard it here first
>>153205589And by bet on Zverev I mean bet on him to lose
classic
He's finished
Good night /pennis/
KEK zverev never charge
Choker of women and slams
It's over.GGs.
We literally can’t stop winning
What are the odds on Zverev winning now? Good value?
What makes Sincaraz so much less exciting than Fedal?
Sam querrey looks like a guy who enjoys feet pics
>>153205633they're too good
>>153205633Contrast of play style isn’t as extreme
>>153205628He has no chance. 20-1 odds would still be a bad bet.
Grug doesn't look very gruggish anymore, he looks like a chad now, no wonder emma fell in love...
>>153205633Nadal owned Federer until the twilight of his career. He was like 23-9 at one point. Sinner-Alcaraz could go either way on any surface
if he gets broken i'm turning it off
Finished work early to watch this now looks like alcaraz has already taken control
>>153205672Oh you said less exciting. Retard. It’s a better rivalry but 85 IQs don’t appreciate it because they’re both young and don’t have 15 grand slams each
>>153205682Federer vs Djokovic was a better rivalry because Federer genuinely hated Djokovic.
>>153205633weaker field, makes their finals meetings too predictable, people get bored of the inevitablilityFedal needed a third and sometimes a fourth to break up the monotony and bring more excitement.>>153205672he means narratively, Anon. obviously the matches are quality. Serena/Maria was similarly lopsided but it was still a good rivalry.
Zverev is struggling to control the ball because his strings are too loose so he can't take full cuts, Carlos will really want to make the most of this before Zverev's racquets come back restrung
>>153205718Business idea - make a racquet with little knobs that you can twist to adjust the strings like on a guitar
>>153205706I always thought that was overblown and Federer just thought Djokovic was some nuisance when he was wanting to beat Nadal
>>153205633alcaraz and sinner are too ugly genetically
>>153205672Those numbers being the disparity on clay make it read a lot less interesting than it was
>>153205729Why? Coco's just going to smash it anyway.
>>153205739Federer was a posh cunt who hated Eastern Europeans with a pulse. Glad Djokovic buried his GOAT claim.
>>153205770I've never heard of an ATP player called Coco, perhaps you should ask /tennis/ if they know who you're talking about
>>153205718This is a shit match so far, but interesting tactically. The daytime conditions are favoring Alcaraz, even more so because Zed's strings aren't properly calibrated, so he's trying to play slowly while his racquet gets restrung, minimizing time spent playing with improper strings, which is why he got a time violation. If he gets a boost from fixing the strings, maybe this could stay competitive.
can you guys stop talking about le big 3, we do that shit when there's no match on
>muh stringsthis is what you sound like
>>153205785good point. i'll stop.
>>153205803Let the man cope
>>153205784So much seethe didn’t he marry a slav?
Just turned the match on. Who here pulling an /allnighter/?
Any tennis player who wasn't retarded would already have a few rackets in his bag with different string tensions.
>>153205829Aren't they from the same country?
Zverev vs. Djokovic All Slav Final. Let’s go.
alcaraz is on nowfuck hes a cool customer when hes winning
>>153205847Born in Czechoslovakia
>>153205718>>153205786Why does a professional tennis player not have multiple racquets strung to different ratings in case the conditions change or are different to what he expected? Or is even his tightest is too loose for the occasion?
h-he's fast
>>153205831I wanna see my GOAT especially because he may not have that many matches left but
Someone please teach Lleyton how to pronounce Zverev
>>153205879Sinner has a long career ahead of him
Was there a delay?
>>153205881Rusty says what he wants
>>153205831pacific time here, i'm pulling a normal evening
>>153205881za-vee-rev
>>153205888Yeah, racquet needed to be restrung.
>>153205831Wish I could, but I've got work tomorrow. My work involves college girls but I'm too awkward to find out how to shag them.
>>153205908youll be happy to hear the answer will involve finding the line where flirting turns into sexual harassment
>>153205908do americans use the word shag like brits?
i thought they carried like 6 rackets with them in their bag, why didnt he just use one of those?
So this is the power of properly strung racquets...
AIEEEEEE JCF TASKETE
hope
>>153205831Work from home chad here. You bet.
Zed bros we are back
ROID MONKEY BROKEN
RacketGate incoming
Zverev in 4
If Diabeetus makes it, can we start talking about another Big Three?
>>153205951do you sell these anywhere?
I knew I should have bet on zeverev when he lost first set.
>>153205633Federer and Nadal had styles of play, strategies, it was rewarding to watch. Alcaraz just does random shit until he suddenly decides to hit a winner and watching it you’re just like, well if you could do that why didn’t you do it ten shots ago. Why don’t you do it every point? It’s impossible to pay attention to an Alcaraz match, he’s frictionless to the viewing eye like soap.
Will the monkey ever win AO?
>>153205972Too adhd
>>153205920course mate innit
>>153205920the same ones who use "gobsmacked" and they should be deported
>>153205633fedal had novak + a few others that would sometimes win or at least gets closesincaraz are too far above everyone else
>>153205972Maybe not. Like, neither loves the hard court, but Binner is still way better at it than Grug.
>>153205920shagged = tired
>>153205920only ones who've seen austin powers
has there ever been a webm'd rally where the players just smack it at each other as hard as they can?optimally with as little movement around the court as possible, just two dudes having a slug off
>>153205999Late career agassi. No webm.
>>153205917These days that line isn't far past 'hello'
Lmao Shitrev
>>153206003Kino ballstriking
That was USO vs Thiem tier choking
>>153206007are you flirting with me
>juberebu
Dopiner goes down tonite
what a loser man
Zverev slam shittery is so back
Alcaraz is so doped it's actually insane. Disgrace to the sport, desu this sport has long ago been destroyed by dope already.
>>153206027source
Only Restovic can beat Alcaholic
Nadal/Djokovic/Alcaraz dope + sport protecting them might've been the most effective destruction of a sport I've witnessed.
El sietecinco warming up
praying for a sinner injury
I have no choice but to root for Cro Magnon so this ends soon and I watch Nonvaxxed GOATkovic
Grug was better with Ferrero training him, just saying.
>>153206043>Djokovic>protectedJarppi I....
Novax just has to win one of the first two sets. Sinner’s body will fail him.
well it's overanother boring match
The difference in accumulation (or lack) of fatigue between the players is hilarious. They really shouldn't have made it so obvious with this "project".
>>153206065The doping results have been buried with the MRI scan
Zverev isn’t going down without a FIGHT
>Alcaraz is CatholicWe’re rooting Alcaraz, bros.
>>153206069>just
I really wonder what goes on in the head of you people when you watch this, or Nadal, or Djokovic when he wasn't 38, like is your minds really that weak that it would be too painful to see the obvious reality. Compared to literally every other tennis player in history, these individuals are not humans.
>>153206102Some players just have the IT factor and right training regime. Tennis players didn't think about it that much before 2000s. Just look at Agassi.
>>153206102>he thinks only the top guys are the ones dopingyou're actually just naive
who's the bigger KWAB on tour, Zverev or de Minaur?
>>153206120I wasn't talking about other players, why bring them up and avoid answering why there is a such a chasm between these 3 players to everybody else in history?
>>153206120Like, in all seriousness, everybody knows that the pros have a medical staff pumping them full of literally anything they can find that the people doing the tests hasn't caught up with yet.
>>153206118> IT factorOf course it is a burger.
>>153206130zverev because he gets further then chokes harder
>>153206144>avoid answering the question>didn't ask a questionAnyway, even in the eras before doping the best players from the newest generation are always better than the previous best players for a large variety of factors. Not sure what your point is.
zverev's approach shots are so shit
cool time to turn this off another waste your time matchthis AO has been dogshit
Welp might as well sleep some more
It's Zverover
>it was 5-2
>>153206184Yes completely retarded >>153206130Zverev easily. He actually has weapons but he’s dogshit. Demon has nothing and overachieves.
Since 2005 3 players destroy the sport with absurd athletic advantage and completely inhuman behaviour, so the response is that of course literally everyone takes everything and always has. Just embarrassing.
Stay until the bitter end, you cowards!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6vy5L8y7x4
Alcarath smile is so forced, but nonetheless what a clutch mental monster on the level of GOATkovic.
>>153206210no i don't think i will
Zverev is going to be 30 soon and has nothing to show for it
My apologies, I didn't realize you were mentally ill.
>Tickets for tonight's semi final down to $1300 near the front from $2000 yesterday, or $2300 at the very frontScummo Ticketmaster strikes again
>up 5-2>lose the set anywaypitiful. WTA tier performance
dont tell me you actually doubted him
What year does grug win the CYGS
>>153206043big foe and shelton are stronger than any of them yet havent achieved anything in a major
>>153206243i'm gay now
>>153206153Arguably, if you're not doing everything possible that hasn't been banned that could give you a performance edge (medical, diet, technological, or otherwise) you don't care enough about being competitive.
Sinner having to play 2 of the 3 dope destroyers of the sport, while wheezing and cramping (smth which obviously would never happen on Alcaraz dope) to try to win this tournament, doesn't seem quite fair.
>>153206229Easily the greatest player to never win a major (yet).
what a choke
>>153206262Berdych was better
>>153206254Are you doing a parody of a dumb Murican with this?
>>153206262He has 5 top 10 wins in slams lol
you god damn bum zverev
didn't know diabetes affects the mind like this jesus christ
>>153206262What about Tim?
Who will be remembered as the biggest choker and disappointment of the Millenial gen? Ruud, Tsitsipas, Fritz or Zverev?inb4 Meddy, he mightve choked the worst slam final ever but atleast he won one
Sincaraz stomping on a human face, forever
>>153206285at least zverev has a gold medal
>>153206285It’s got to be zverev
>>153206285its zev for me. he should have 5 slams. what a headcase retard
weakmind kraut KWAB
Grug playing so fearless, the doper has no chance in the finals
>>153206285achievement/rank-wise Shitz is objectively the worse, up until the first M1000 win of his career Ruud was worst
Why is shortzmanlet there?
>>153206285zruud i don't even know how he made so many finalsfritz & tsitsi just aren't at the level
>>153206275how many majors have your countrymen won? yeah thats what i thought
>>153206301Crazy how so many shitters made slam finals 2020-2024 yet zverev made only 2. What a massive chance missed.
The updated program for Alcaraz after Wimbledon 2025 really worked out, base was a gigadoper and he somehow started averaging 10% harder hitting and now there isn't even a semblance of fatigue, or even sweat. Impressive.
>>153206339It's sad when reality is even worse than parody. Well, burger gonna burger.
how many bongs until nowalkover playing?
zverevcucks
Injuredcaraz
CRAMP ALERT
>CramparazOh no no no no no
why dont these niggas just eat some pickles lmao
CLOSE THE ROOF
If Zverev fumbles slaying this cramping man I’ll be impressed
the curse is working
>>153206285>>153206301>>153206343yea it's gotta be Zverev by far, nobody is close. even if you overlook his slam final chokes (one huge and one moderate), almost all his SF losses are egregious >AO 2020 vs Thiem - goes up a set then loses the next 3, including two TB losses>RG 2021 vs Tsitsipas - loses 5th set after coming back from 0-2>USO 2021 vs Djokovic - loses 5th set after coming back from 1-2>RG 2022 vs Nadal - plays at an exceptionally high level for a good while then all his ankle ligaments blow up>RG 2023 vs Ruud - gets demolished in 3 sets, including a bagel to finish it>AO 2024 vs Medvedev - leads 2-0 then loses in 5 sets after losing two TBsdude should legitimately have at least 4-6 slams just based off his talent/skillset. yet somehow he has 0
RIP grug is dead another free AO for Binner. Luckiest player of all time
Zverev is so shit
that foot dragging movement is crazy
Lmao Zverev calling out the MTO for cramping hax, Jim tooThe fix is in
Man, that's hard to watch. Can't believe Zverev is even choking against a cripple. It shouldn't be possible.
>absoluter SchwachsinnYeah he's right, MTO for cramps is bullshit
Alcaraz getting golden treatment just like sinner lol
Adversity farming
He's reciting a Hitler speech. Unacceptable. Meanwhile, Alcaraz asked the female physio for a third leg massage.
>>153206428unironically true should be treated no different to tiredness
what's he saying German bros
What a mental midgetInstead of focusing on how to bean an injured opponent he’s bitching to the supervisor
>Carlos milking the clock>"B-But Sinner"Lol. Lmao even. Hope you don't think they're equally as rigged
ok but what if it's not cramps
Somehow a 38 year old Djokovic is in the best physical shape of the 4 remaining players
Imagine getting to massage his juicy thighs
>>153206444Then he should retire.
>>153206449zverev is in good shape tbf
Why is /tennis/ the hetero thread and /atp/ is the gay thread?
Oh it’s over
why the fuck was he given that medical TO
Alcaraz earnings total - endorsements and prize money - is $40MM. He'll be fine.
Zverev in 5 just like I thought
the only interesting thing about this AO have been the injuries and the heat
How is it possible for a cripple to dictate play
anything but sincaraz final is dogshit
>>153206469And the 187 on a racket
zverev is actually going to lose this set el em ay oh
>inb4 zverev chokes as always and loses to a cripplehappened to medvedev when nadal's body died on him in the aus open. zverev is weakmind and can piss anything no matter how secured away.
Fingers crossed we get crampbowl final
SI SE PUEDESI SE PUEDESI SE PUEDESI SE PUEDE
>>153206471anything but djokverev final is cringe
I wonder what he does with his easy money, betting on Zverev kwab
grug is locked tf in
>Sinner vs Alcaraz Final >they agree to a wheelchair gameKek
do you guys remember that time an anon asked who out of Ruud, Tsitsipas, Fritz, or Zverev was the biggest choker?
this fucking guy
>I have the whole court to myself>I'm going to smash it to...>...>... Carlos, there you are!
>>153206500>the winner gets to challenge the wheelchair singles champion for the beltkino
i can't believe what i'm watchingsaid no one ever
he doesnt even have to hit it hard just fucking make the guy run fucking retard
Is Zverev trying to lose on purpose?!
>Djoker 11th incomingYou love to see the seas part like that.
It's time to lock at the Lindemann tattoo and fuck his girlfriendZverev the eternal cuck
>>153206517b-but what if he hits it back
here we go, the big moment, the tiebreak. will zverev hit it to the injured opponent or will he make him run
>>153204617corr anudda good kittingtonshire
This nigga and his patchy ass beard. Fuck you
This has to go to a fourth right
>>153206496here for the tennis not the personalities
>>153206535Shitverev is a choker of epic proportions
only been half watcjing the match buthonestly the way zverev lost the first and then fucked the secondand now struggling against someone subject to a novak-walkover-voodoo cursejust...hafta be saidwhat a FUCKINGgutless shidder
>the ravaged bodies of every fucking zoomerhow?
>>153206541no you're not
>>153206522imagine the venereal diseas on that wenchoiscan smell the pussy stank from here
>>153206551>
How do you just cramp like just drink some gatorade nigga lmao
took him a while but he realized he could just drop shot
>Carloss Alcramp
why are the bri'ish commentators so biased toward Zverev?
Zverev from here
we don't know for sure if he's cramping or actually injured
>>153206568Because Alcaraz is unbelievably unlikeable, who can blame them
>>153206570Unironically possible , he's the fittest guy on tour. As much of a choker as he is
>>153206568Because no one actually likes that grunting moor cheat
>>153206571nvm i saw him drink pickle juice
Only Djokovic can win the slam without losing a set now.
>>153206541too bad, you could use one
>>153206580You mean without winning a set kek
The fuck is happening to Raz I only have Flashscore and he keeps taking timeouts
Nice free slam for Binner, this shit is so sad man I'd rather grug get the career grand slam than the doper get 3 in a row farming against washed Novaxx and " Zverev "
But honestly, it's so annoying that zoomers have such shit endurance and get easily injured in tennis. It isn't the case in other sports through, why is that?
>>153206558kem good post diss>>153206571fink just cramping. drinking the pickle juice
>>153206585
>cramping in 28C "heat"
I bet $400 on Alcaraz 3-0 and now I can't afford to pay my rent Jesus fucking Christ
>>153206550he survived a literal war zone as a child. he carries within him a winning combination of mental and physical toughness few can match. he stood up to an entire nation and gave up millions to uphold his principles. one example of many.
As if he didn’t take toilet break wtf, grug is 0 intelligence confirmed
>>153206586quad cramps, drinking pickle juice
>>153206568Bongs love to suck german dicks
>>153206587you really fink sinner isnt garn drop too bro?you fink these are just "accidents"?
>>153206585He won the first 3 round 3-0, then walkover, ret, 0 sets lost officially
i don't particularly like him but z winning here would be very funny
>>153206580He lost two already
Is he right?
>>153206604this actually makes the most sense
>>153206593Playing this type of tennis in the sun would feel like mid 30s
Can z put up a fight against sinner thoughif not then him winning here is pointless
>>153206607Binner has the night match and he has the true devil luck, he's cruising the rest of the tournament. 3 AOs in a row incoming
>>153206618Zverev seems fine
why are zoomers so fucking frail
still dont believe carloth losin diss kek
>>153206615Yes.
Grug cramps, sinner will be limping by the second set, novax wins again.
>>153206615If Alcaraz wasn't such a faggot, he would slap the crying bitch after the match
>>153206624he couldn't break a crippled Grug's serve, twice. zero chance against a healthy Sinner
Why dodn't alcaraz went to the toilet between sets.Is he the ultimate performative male? Is he really cramping?
>>153206629finally he showed his magic juice
>>153206615Yes but they would protect him too if he tried
>>153206629Los steroidos
>>153206638It's an obvious issue he has.
>>153206618When the diabetic can do it no excuses for Alcabitch
>>153206634Novaxx isn't beating Zverev even if Binner dies on the court you guys overrate this washed geriatric's form so badly
.>>153206625
>>153206615They said on the broadcast that you're not allowed to get a medical timeout for cramps. The chair umpire shouldn't have called it.
>>153206615Jim Courier on the Australian commentary said it was absolute bullshit and not allowed
genuinely pathetic alcaraz barely walkand zverev strugling to puthim to bed
>>153206615zverev is the single most protected retard on the entire tour, the shit he's pulled off and also on the court only to get a suspended suspension. he should really keep quite about favouritism.
>>153206638You think he's cramping because of diarrhea?
>>153206656This is a free win now for Zverev and he can't finish it, pathetic
>>153206649Will never forget that devilish smile.Really showed his true colours there, I understand that he was 2 sets down, and was very relieved, but still not a good look
>>153206658Bitch take
how do you cramp in 85 degees
>>153206659No, but maybe it would get better after 10 minutes of rest or something
>vamosWe’re back
>>153206647Zverev isn’t even beating a Djokovic in an induced coma
cant fucking believe itGUTLESSGUTLESSGUTLESSFUCKING SHITTER
carlitoth in 5, maybe even in 4
>>153206665Dumb dumb, ist AI manipulated
>>153206672Alcaraz can't handle his nerves.He already cramped big time against Djokovic in RG23
>>153206615true but maybe if he won anything of value he'd be protected too
>>153206629bro drinkin piss and it's working
>>153206675You didn't see the Musetti match if you think that. Djokovic looked like he was ready to be put into the retirement home
>>153206680He’s not winning moving like he is
I'm a Djokovic fan and I'd 100% much rather face Carlos in the final over Zverev if by some miracle he somehow beats Sinner (not happening). At least if he lost to grug it wouldn't be embarrassing but there's more than a 50% he gets outplayed by Zverev at his geriatric age and breaking his perfect AO final streak and losing to the wife beater would be the worst thing to ever happen since the COVID debacle
>>153206629>una EPO por favor
>>153206690It's not working, he can still barely move. He's also not eligible for any more medical timeouts now. He's completely fucked unless Zverev chokes which is still very possible
That’s the first point Zverev actually made him run
>>153206697It takes time to kick in
>>153206693it's getting better
>>153206701He's such a smoothbrain
>>153206697but you're not gonna argue with the piss part, huh
>>153206693I'm old enough to remember Zverev losing to a much bigger handicapped Thiem, that some people still believe in Zverev, astonishing
Carlos will retire at 2-2 3-0 to Zverking, like a pussy
How long does it take to recover from a cramp? An hour?Alcaraz has about as long since he won two sets already
>>153206711I can feel the retirement coming in the next two games when Zverev gets the break and Alcaraz finally realizes its over
>>153206691He was moving, but the UEs were unprecedented and weird
>>153206711Your hate for Alcaraz is really cringe
>>153206703>>153206704Not soon enough you will see
>>153206711Based
>>153206312assisting fed
Zverev is playing equally as passive as a penguin Alcarath
>Grug +160 oddsShould I do it? Do they refund it if he quits?
Ive eaten several meals, had numerous drinks, and listened to many songs, all while working, as i've watched this curious match.
>>153206665This confirms if we had circulated this image around fb & twitter boomers & normies would take it as fact
>>153206715He was too aggressive and Musetti gave him zero rhythm after he dialled it back. Physically he’s fine.
>>153206726He's barely making Alcaraz run, Zverev arguably doesn't deserve this win
>>153206729I saw it live, he was standing exactly like that
>>153206726alcaraz did the same thing in cincinnati
This has got to be the worst AO in a long ass time
>>153206597I CASHED OUT FOR $20 AND NOW HE'S GOING TO WIN ANYWAY? FUCK THIS NIGSPIC
This is what happens when you give kids under 25 too much steroids. They break down and get injured quicker because they become addicted and it fucks up their natural production. That also go bald. Happened to Nadal but he was able to farm 10 more clay slams to stat relevant.
kek yall havin a laffso obvi carloth will recover at some point and slap zverev last set
>>153206671no wishing people manned up and didn't behave like precious little divas over stupid shit is what men do. zverev would have multiple slams by now if he wasn't such a mental midget.
astounding that zverev can choke this much
>>153206729Portubro is just mentally challenged
>>153206726fucking moronreally fucked it not pushing it korelike i dont get italcroth barelty walkingLIKE HOE FUCKING HARD CAN IT BE TO BREAK A NIBBA ON ONE LEG
>>153206753What stupid shit?
why do we have to hear the retarded old fuck john mcenroejust die off already jesus
>>153206439i watch on mute cause russian vk streamers cant stfu
How is Zverev unable to break him>>153206739Correct, except he had a different facial expression
gutless fucking shitbag
50% Alcatraz barely worse than a 100% Zverev, really makes you think
Sinner will slap both of these bitches in the final anyways
Zverev is 100% going to choke this
this sport is not for meall players are gayall matches are injury
so so embarassing
>>153206781Giannik Sinnitini will lose to Djokovic
he won it but that was a pathetic point from zverev at 30-30
>>153206787Watch hockey better endurance, stronger and these guys aren't cocksuckers that struggle because of a few cramps
Zverev has no power in his shots, he lowkey injured too
>>153206793
>>153206807No that’s just him being an idiot pusher
Sinner will hope it gets to a fifth
Can they immediately test the pickle juice or is this all just rigged?
Rooted for Zverev in the 2024 RG final. I thought I learned my mistake then but I find myself rooting for him again, despite currently losing to a disabled caveman
if zverev cant win now, he should truly be forced to an hero
>>153206822>pickle juice tests positive for copiumIt's ogre.
>>153206813terrible reaction webm btw
It’s over
>2 whores front row talking while Alcaraz trying to servei am seething
Vamos Carlos. Retire and get the fuck off the court so we can watch the real finals.
Is Zverev injured or something? How do you fuck up this badly?
Zverev's playing like he's trying to lose
>>153206844He just needs more time
>>153206813kys faggot
I guess it makes sense a rapist would be a gutless choker.
>>153206824He once said australians love him more than people here do, he might be right
Idk why but based on his head, alcarazs body should be way more hairy.
Ok I’m going to sleep
pathetic
>>153206854I don't even love Zverev, I just loathe Alcaraz, he is far too arrogant and leans on his team too much
giving him time to recover by playing so badly
Zverev hits it right to grug lmao it’s just like Fritz and Nadal again
Will Zverev become an hero live on court when he loses?
Yeah I'm thinking Grug in 4
>>153206836I think it's funny, but I will not post it anymore >>153206851Nah, who will fuck your mommy then, my little cuck?
Zverev playing the long game and extending this match so Grug suffers a career ending injury.
>>153206866german code of honor demands it desu
I can’t believe Zverev isn’t going to break him this set
>the time when you could lose is when you're winning - rod laverBravo genius
>>153206880tennis quotes are all god awful
When you watch a match this pathetic, don't be you just wish one of them retire? Have some respect for the game and give time to real champions.
>>153206880Art of Waresque
Business idea: power walking tennis
Zverev could choke the 5th but he’ll win it this time unfortunately
>>153206887Both of them actually, simultaneously
>>153206887both so petty they'd rather just try and tire each other out for Novak
fuck me being zverev must be a humiliation to live through
>>153206887Yeah this is an incredibly low energy match. Rybakina vs Pegula was the same last night. They're all playing like there's a carbon monoxide leak in the arena or something
In last year's AO Djokovic rightly quit in the semis cause he knew he was injured and it would get ugly. Grug should do the same.
Sinner doesn't have to worry about the heat anymore, he basically has the trophy in the bag
>>153206896>5th
Looks like a practice match.Nail in the coffin in Zverev's career if he can't win against this cripple
fings will fall into placenovak will be AO champion 2026
>>153206916Lack of heat benefits Djoker. He can also play with a match delay if it goes on too late.
I hope Zverev breaks now, I want to watch Novak's farewell song on time
Zverev is holding easily, grug is struggling and hitting errors. Why do people think grug will win this.
>>153206937Because he’s playing the biggest choker in 21st century sports
>>153206933We really haven't seen Djokovic put to the test in the later part of this tournament because of the walkovers. It's very likely Sinner would fold him like a cheap suit if Musetti is any indication.
>>153206937Okay, for new tennis fans like you. Zverev is famous for his chokes, in the USO final he was 2-0 leading a player called Thiem, despite Thiem not even to move anymore, he came back and beat Sascha's ass. It was his biggest, but not only choke
embarrassing zverev is taking so long to finish this
Zverev won't even take this to 5.He can't do shit on Alcatraz' serve.
Alcaraz is such an egotistical prick, this is why it's impossible to support him. Federer and Nadal were never this much of a faggot
Really Zverev needs to win this or he’ll realise his career is actually over.
>0-30 again>can’t breakJUST
HE'S SO FUCKING PATHETIC
How do you lose 4 points straight like this on two different return games??
how bad is zverev when he can't even beat an injured guy?
Zverev is such a loser dude. Garbage FH, garbage return, garbage volleys. Can't break any injured opponent. He's 100% going to choke
carlos looks halfway recovered
Please can on of theses faggots finally get a break, I'm tired and want to see the devils favorite son, Jannik Sinner
>>153206970You mean the constant looking for the crowd for approval?Makes me sick as well, so self gratifying
regardless of outcome, alcaraz has the moral victory
You all are making fun of him but NoVaxx could never play like this stable against grugg.
>>153206981He's getting bald as well
>>153206988Yes, unfortunately the crowd is giving it to him. Djokovic does the same thing, both are insufferable egotists
>>153206991a fate worse than death
djok literally getting another majorbased as fuck
>>153206970Federer was a massive egotiscal faggot, like one of the worst?
>>153206990Novak is almost 50, young Djoko would rape the spanish monkey
>>153206989>t. Brendon McCullum
>>153206995He does a bit, almost all do nowadays.Alcaraz is one if not the wort though.Sinner is probably the one that most approaches zero in this regard these days.Federer and Nadal literally never did it.
>>153206985It’s why he should have broken him this set so he could still play him injured in the 5th. Carlos is going to be ready for the 5th set after a bathroom break
>>153206999Stop trying to jinx him, he's losing to Binner easy
I have a feeling Sascha will be up 40-0 and lose the match in 4 sets.
>have to choose between supporting z or bogrough
>>153206999he's going down in 3
>>153207010I remember when she was pretty
>>153207005yeah he wasn't clinical at all
>>153207010bogging should be classified as a mental health issue
>>153207004Baldal used to ask for praise from the crowd all the time but that's not the only definition of egoism. Federer would shit on his opponents in post-games and was one of the worst sore losers ever
>>153207010only asians are allowed to bog themselveswhite women look like zombies
it's ogre
>unable to break a one legged manlet I’ve never seen a more dawgless player
Why doesn't Zverev just beat the crap out of the ref?
I hate the australian audience.
Finally one kino play fro Zverev
>>153207018I respectfully disagree
>>153207025They're not even mostly Australian here, lots of Germs and Spanish
>>153207004>Federer and Nadal literally never did it.the fuck is wrong with you
Federer Mr. I don't read books and favorite babe Pam AndersonWhat a class act
>>153207024hes pinky promised not to abuse women anymore
>>153207027True, took him long though
>>153207010she looks more and more fucked every year it's so sad man
>>153207024Zverev should treat the ref like a cannibal corpse song
>>153207029holy subhuman cope
Zverev should just retire from tennis if he loses this
>>153207030He has some parasozial problems, ignore the idiot
This entire match has been a fever dream
kek what a kwab
Yup it's over for Chokerev. Retire
australians are all queer
>>153207041Are you even watching the broadcast? There's so many german and spanish flags in the audience
KEEEEEEEEEEK
Shiterev is only in this match because of his serve and grug injury
>>153207049
djok and carlito are the most annoying because they're always mean mugging the crowd like it's against them. At least djok has a basis for that even though they still aren't most of the time, carlito has been the favourite son since day one.
>>153207049those are aussiesa german would never wave a german flag
>>153207041australians don't give a fuck about tennis unless it's an australian playing at a match (which is rare) guarantee the crowd is at least 50% tourists
This is like a choke off duet for the ages.
>>153207058we don't do that in germany
>match is in australia>all the ball boys are brownMake it make sense
zverev's serve sounds are funnyjust a quiet little>rrah>yiiah
Fonseca could beat both these players.
>>153207056Tennis isn't even popular in Australia, planeloads of yuros fly in for this shit
>>153207068the sun burns their skin brown
A match for the ages, no doubt
Grug is done
How long now until Grug retires?
It's Alcarover
>>153199186a third one!!!
Fairs wife beater
>>153207071Why he doesn't do it then???
this is the first time IN THE TOURNAMENT there's a 5th set????? wtf man
>>153207080THANK YOU
>>153207088yeah really crap AO, so many 5 set matches in 24 and 25
How the fuck is this match competitive?
>it’s another sinverev finalGrim
>>153207088No
>>153207068Victoria is a godless shithole, the California or Portland of Australia
Finally a 5 set match. All players must suffer.
Cramps = roid fatigue It happened to Nadal all the time in the 10s
>>153207087He's waiting for the right moment.
oh god not another set of this anemic shit
>>153207098Binner is the luckiest player ever
>>153207088nah just this court
>>153207077>A match taking ages, no doubt
>>153207100So much jelly from other states that can't pull major events
>>153207088>>153207094First time on Rod laver arena*
I get USO 2020 flashbacks, for all the newfags.IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER EPIC CHOKE
>>153207058>Deutschland Deutschland über ...>gets arrested
>>153207100not a big patriot are you?i should report you to the lack of proper patriotism department.
>>153207104You can see the same when dopey cheating drug head sinner is shaking.
Grug is back
>>153207120literally.can you please now move your 60k troops out our country? bit occupying desu
Luckily I don’t work on fridays.
>>153207120meanwhile I play Kanye's Heil Hitler
>>1532071273 more years of Trump, pretty much guaranteed it happens before the end
>>153207128Luckily I don’t work>>153207129black music is peak nu german so legal
The age of the german has started...
se acabo
>he celebrates 9/11Awk
Grug should retire. He doesn't want to rack up a losing record to Sinner.
Based Zverev, never doubted him
alcawashed
>>153207133Zesty nibba wearing a thong
>>153207144lmao
watch zverev lose this somehow
I told you zverev would win but you morons said it wouldn’t happen
>>153207129You've just said the most famous Hitler phrase there is
>>153207144wtf is 11/9?
>>153207144
>>153206880Smartest convict
>>153207158Can he go all way?
>>153207161the logical way to write dates
Grug is FINISHED!
Am I high or did the announcer just say "no more nigger to face"?
>>153207158The ump could say game set and match zverev and I still would think he will somehow bottle it
>>153207160kek classic
Yeah it's over for grug. Sad, a other free slam for the doper
>>153207172Sometimes it just slips out you know.
>>153207168the way*
ok hes actually hitting winners now
AO was Nadal's worst slam, too. Maybe harder to dope in those conditions.
Alcaraz needs just one more mto
>>153207178He will cramp and novax will win. Seriously, he’s looked ill every match.
>>153207196kek
So it's time to get breakfast, either when I'm back Zverev finally won or he does the chokey thing. I will be back for Sinner on time anyway
>>153207191Explain Sinner then.Know doper and the only one he is missing is Roland Garros
>>153207191>Maybe harder to dope in those conditions.doesn't explain sinner
>>153207194Sinner is a dopey cheating drug head but we alpine just look ill all the time.
>>153207193He's not getting one, he's already has his allottment
>>153207194This isn't happening. It's a night match. Doper is luckier than Novaxx. And even if by the 1% chance Novaxx wins, he's unironically losing to Chokerev
>>153207211No way, Djokovic defeats Zverev in the final if they both get there.Zverev would have zero belief, and choke as many times needed
Nolebros, I'd rather he lose to Binner than the 60-65% chance he loses to Zverev in the final
>>153207211Djokovic wont fuck around like last year if he has the opportunity. He will do everything he can to mind fuck Zverev in the final. Zverev will choke and bitch and take runner up again.
Nice of Zverev to wait until Grug's got his legs back to start trying again
Knowing Djoker's luck Sinner will cramp too
>>153207225Novaxx is playing worse than when he was injured in 2017-2018. He's already lost to Zverev before on HC conditions when he wasn't washed. There's absolutely a good chance he loses lol
Once and for all NoVaxx will not win.Sinner is a dopey cheating drug head and has the establishment on his side.
>>153207236When has Zverev ever beaten a prime Djokovic on hard court? Zverev wasn't even a pro in 2015.
>>153207232He will bungle it. Other fans don't understand but Novaxx is actually bad at statpadding/winning when he should. It's happened so many times even when he should have won like at the Olympics
Why does the crowd keep chanting U S A U S A U S A
The choke is in.
>>153207244I didn't say prime. I said not washed. Happened in the Olympics and ATP finals
Zverev bottling it
>>153207251They think it's the US Open
>>153207251It was the americans that defeated the nazis.
This is embarrassing
kwabrev will kwabrev and make this entire thing a waste of time i just know it
>>1532072442011-2015 Djokovic would make Zeverv look like Raonic out there.
>>153207251it's actually "you ese" at Carlos
>>153207251All the Americans got knocked out due to being too shit, so they have nobody left to cheer for
Grug smash!!!
CHOKEREV IS BACK BABY
Probably the worst 5 hour match ever
>>153207272So many bad matches in this year's AO, disappointing
can this mong serve faster?
>>153207272How long was the Zverev-Thiem USO final? That was easily one of the worst tennis matches of all time
>>153207251Reminding you pozzies who your daddy is
>>153207272Federer vs Djoker 2019 Wimbledon was pretty shit until some dumb twat signaled one point away and turned it into the greatest choke job in tennis history.
>>153207288Shouldn't they be shouting CHINA then?
Zverev wins zverev wins
>>1532072824:05
So I'm back what did I miss? are theses faggots still blocking the court? Getting even more exhausted for Sinner to flush them in the final. But now it's, enough of this pathetic display of tennis. I want to see Sinner supremacy
one thing i give z credit for is not yelling or gesturing like a spastic after every decent pointi hate that shit
Germanic supremacySinner vs Zverev final
What was a more impressive comeback? Zverev today or Novak two days ago?
>>153207302if sinner is german (he is) zverev is russian
Can Z beat the druggist?
>>153207302Excatly, send me some Portuguese bitches to suck my fat german sausage
>>153207289Bravo on NoVaxx beating an already retired federer.
KWABcaraz
zverev could barely beat a cripplethats how weak mind he is
>Zverev is FURIOUS at Alcaraz taking a medical timeout for what he thinks is cramp, says him and Sinner get ‘protected’. "It's unbelievable that he gets treated for cramps, it’s BS. You are protecting these two guys all the time.”You just know the woman beater posts here.
grug is starting to piss me off
the crowd is eaasily impressed
>>153207320Federer went on to play two more years after that pathetic blunder to save face.
Guys we are at 900 replies and NOT on page 2 anymore
>>153207289Nah the only shit set was the one Djokovic threw
Grug status?
>>153207341This match doesn't deserve another thread.
>>153207320How do Fraud fans think he could ever be the GOAT when he's the biggest choker ever
>>153207340And? Mentally and physically he was alreaey retired. He literally stayed arounf for his fans and for the sake of the sport.
Grug needed to just go for it when he was two points away in the third.
>>153207346Ok, but what about the next match?
>>153207346This
>>153207348Impressive, very nice, let's see Murray's stats
kino
Holy moly guacamole
>>153207348He also has won more than those two after saving match point. The duality of fedora.
GRUG BACK! GRUG BACK!
grugbros we still got aura
calm down
>Big 3 fags still arguingthis era is over
uh oh memerev
>>153207352Class
>>153207363It's not close to as wide a gap the choking points though
>>153207352sure
strongminderev?
female sexoooo
In Zverev's defense, playing against an injured player has gotta be really hard. I remember the 2014 AO final where Nadal's body had completely fallen apart, but Wawrinka still gifted him a set, and even got broken back once in the 4th. You're used to a particular pace and your opponent playing particular shots, and when that all gets upended, it can be hard to find a rhythm again.
hes not even in pain anymore this guy is such a bitch
If you would only read this thread, you would think Alcafag got the rebreak
Huge hold
Props unironically think Zverev would lose to Novak when he's playing like this lol
Based seagull
If this match gets beyond 5 hours, Sinner will not even break a sweat in the final
When does the Sinner match start?
>>153207402what about if it's 4:90
Tennis used to be fun. Come back GOATerer
Zverev is hanging on against an injured opponent. Kek.
>>153207408He already won the best part of the AO, that tiebreaker against Ruud.
This is such an exhilarating match I can’t watch
>>153207406after this game
>>153207407Lets make it more interesting... 4:99
>>153207414Grug has recovered
this does slip
Lmao the woman beater is really choking it.
Alcaraz is fine already.Zverev lost his window, smooth sailing from the Murcian now
>>153207420Unironically just reaffirmed what tennis is utterly lacking in a post-GOATerer world
Grug just went to hard against Demon (he didn't have to). He's lucky that he's playing against Chokerev
Fairs Memerev he isn't choking
S T I C K YTICKY
kek choking back on the menu
>IM STILL INJURED PLEASE BELIEVE MElol zoomer faggots have to manufacture storylines because they're so pathetic
>grug wins but gets mega cramps/gassed>sinner rapes him in 3 setsworst outcome
I just woke up and wow I did not expect this result
>runs across the entire court>fake limps after I hate zoomer faggot subhumans so much its unreal
Grug’s breakpoints are shocking
grug is choking now
So it's time to brush my teeth. I feel dirty just watching these ugly bums, playing such shit. It's already top 10 longest AO matches ever, just dreadful
novaxx has called in a favour from Powerful Figures to keep the players warm up area at 40C to tire sinner out
>>153207470thisand trying to le rev up the crowd despicable
Kino winner feom Zedking.This shot ended Grug's mental
Kino
Sinner will destroy either of them anyway
>>153207479His revving up the crowd is the most obnoxious faggot shit imaginable. What a foul player
Holy fawking shit Memerev clutch demigod FH fairs
>>153207438>>153207443>>153207439Doubters hahahaha
>>153207476>doesn't let foam on her titsShe's bad at her job
>>153207476Don’t brush your teeth like that
This match is NOT over
This fifth set might be the highest quality set of the tournament
carlos just hit the worst dropper ever and still won the point
Dude I normally don't care about the crowd baiting at all but Carlos is genuinely pushing it at this point
>>153207506>>153207507Kek
Time for one last choke Zvebros
A 4th slam final for Zverev.I wonder who reached the most finals without ever winning a title
IT'S STARTING
So this is the fifth longest Australian Open match ever, it replaces Rafael Nadal - Verdasco 2009Let's see how long it will go on
>>153207516Murray, easily.
>>153207513it's pissing me off
It feels like Zverev doesn't want to win sometimes
grugbros...can we...
it will go under the radar but carlos is choking too
Zverev looks more injured than Lacaraz right now
CHOKEREV BROS WHERE WE AT
Why is Alcaraz slowly celebrating towards the crowd with a contrived look
oh my god
lolololol
FUCKING RETIRE
Not like this Z..
>>153207547Cause he know he has won this match.
mental midget
So it happened AGAINWe can blame diabetes we can blame pending court cases…
>chokerevDidn't see that coming
Zverev the eternal cuck
We break here
LMAO it's Zvover
if he loses this immediate retirement or suicide are the only options
BRO THIS IS JUST LIKE GOJO VS SUKUNA HOLY SHIT
In five minutes this shitshow is already longer than the Nadal - Medvedev final
>>153207574>if
>>153207577Alcaraz wants to make it the longest ever.What's the record?
It has been a kino 5th set
>>153207513Carlos is the single most obnoxious player on the tour right now. Faggot of mammoth proportions
okay carlos is pissing me off i hope steroiderr rapes him with 3 bagels
Finish the cuck, I want to see my boy Jannik
>>1532075855h53m you should know which match
Fucking kino tennis
for sure thought the fix was in when they showed the Alcaraz 59-0 up 2 sets stat but Zverev is an all time choke artist
he literally did the >its overpossibly the most raped man of all time
>>153207595The longest ever was the 2012 final?What a coincidence that the longest was precisely in a final
Pathetic
if zverev holds here, i give him a 10% chance to win the tb
Just sipped on pickle juice ama
>>153207585The final 2012, Five hours, 53 minutes
Grugg just knows how to use the audience. Woman beater can't handle the pressure and the cheering against him.
>>153207609Yeah he doesn’t feed off of it like djok can
>>153207609The audience is almost as obnoxious as Carlos, embarrassing
No matter who wins, he will be completely spend on Sunday
>>153207619We’ve had MANY worse audiences than this. Especially at the USO or RG when involving countrymen or fedal.
>>153207607How does it affect cum flavor?
If the tiebreak ends 16-14 it could be the longest match ever here
Sinner already knows it's another free slam after dealing with the old man in 2:30 tops
In Top 3 longest Australian Open matches now.Too bad we have a super tiebreake now, or this shitshow would never end :^
>>153207158how you feeling now m8
>>153207624This is pretty bad by Australian standards, only Kyrgios/Kokk games are worse
Zverev should be drafted after this
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF ALEXANDER ZVEREV LMAOOOOOOOO
>>153207629I heard a gunshot
He did it, he won the 2026 Australian Open
how does he get to that and hit such a hot return after this longinsane
lmao, what a shitshow
i think that's it, zverev has had a decent career but it's time to call it quits
RETIRE
fuck me yeah fall over ilke you won the slam you dumb cunt now get raped by sinnerpatheticwhat a shit tournament
Carlos is one match away from the career grand slam. He’s 22.
VAMOSKWABOTY
>>153207620You'd think so, but remember when Alcaraz won his first major title at the USO, he played 3 five setters in a row leading into the final, including a 5 hour quarterfinal against Sinner. I think once Carlos sleeps off his cramps he'll be fine.
Tennis KWABOTY 2026 already locked up
Worst Zverev humiliation since he was raped in straights(bagel included) by Ruud in 23 RG semi
>>153207653Carlos is such a self-congratulatory faggot, prepare to get spanked by Sinner you illiterate caveman
>>153207628never forget what they took from us
Zverev suicide watch list
Don't think I can even be bothered watching the final honestly Even if it's a good match I just cbf seeing this matchup for the millionth time in 3 years
>>153207660yeah i think he'll be fine physically, he recovered fully by the middle of the fifth. if sinner wins it won't be because of that
>>153207658One match is a lot, specially in these stages. Let's hope he gets Sinner
utterly pathetic and raped
I can't think of anything more pathetic than being a tennis fan in 2026, you guys have been raped for 21 years and still come back for more.
Now it's time for Binner to nuke Novaxx sadly
>Zverev was raped on a warm Victorian evening in the summer of 2026your reply?
2 whatever sets, 2 shit sets. 1 kino set. Good enough. Mental giant Alcaraz. Zverev fucks it up yet again, terrible choker.
Germany needed thisnein now more than ever.He destroyed the nation's dream.
If Sinner didn't exist this would have been the final and everyone would wank Alcaraz off for how strong he is for beating this shitter Zverev in the final
I want a camera filming the Z racket smash NOW
>>153207158kys Nigger
>>153207667Seething, watch djokovic take out the doper
>>153207487>>153207513Surely it becomes hindrance when he whips up the crowd every single fucking point
>>153207689Zverev is at fault for the German economy
>>153207689Actually we don't like him much
>>153207690...and they didn't even have to close the roof for him!
>>153207699refs are cowards, they only called out sabalenkas cum moans for the first time this tournament and that was only once
How natural would you describe Alcaraz' athleticism after over 5 hours of tennis and cramping for 3 of those?
>>153207685KWAB
>>153207677Sinner will make him run much more than Zverev did today
Carlos winning his 7th and the career grand slamJannik winning his 5th slam and AO threepeat Novak winning his 25th slam and 11th AO at age 38Which outcome is most kino?Which would be the most kino?
>>153207698Imagine thinking he’s not going to retire in the second set just like he did last year
Please do not forget to include the all important "no girls allowed" line in the next thread's OP
such kino matchsad that we're following it with an old man being beaten up for 3 sets
>>153207709He played shit, so quite normal. If Zverev wasn't such a cuck, he wouldn't be in the final now
Fuck man I just wanted to see the crowd to lose
bro alcaraz is deadass like gojo bruh he reverse techniques and recovers immediately he's legit goated bruh
>>153207717Sinner winning is the only good outcome
>>15320771725
>>153207717Nukes on Melbourne
>>153207717Carlos defeating Sinner in 5 for the career grand slam but Novak winning for the seethe
BELIEVE!!!=)
>>153207730stop
The worst part is now Nole is going to lose in straights and Binner is going to kill grug in the finals
Why did I get baited into rooting for zverev again? That was even worse than the RG final loss
I switched off at the perfect time kekobviously alcatraz injury was fake at that pointit's just tiring so many people in the crowd are pussies and don't hurl insults at him for the obvious theatrics
Here’s how Draper can win on Sunday
>>153207717Sinner wins, anything else is the bad ending
>>153207757Maybe it’s what Novaxx needs to finally realize it’s time to hang up the racket and stop pretending 25 is possible
>>153207757All thats good though
Good night!
>>153207717Whichever makes people seethe the most, which is also the outcome I'll be rooting for.
Make a new thread now bums
>>153207735>t.
I'm baking
>>153207717Sinner needs to save tennis
I'm drinking a cappuccino
>>153207853Posh fuckhead
I'm an alcoholic
MAKE THE FUCKING THREAD ALREADY
>>153207717novak>>153207735or this
>>153207872>t. Zverev
The best part is all the newfags here, getting shocked to the core by another Zverev choke
>>153207888There aren't any newfags in this thread everyone is aware
Lazy fucks.NEW>>153207902>>153207902>>153207902
>>153207888>newfags on 4chan in 2026, on a tennis thread about a semi-final
>>153207888Just sad cause this win could’ve set his career in a totally different directionDoomed forever now
>>153207590>>153207591>>153207619>>153207653>>153207667>>153207690>>153207699seething tranner doper fans kek
>>153207853Get a job you lazy dago
>>153207872Get a job bruce
