zesty edition
imagine him doing that except instead of a statue of a man its my penis haha
finna make carnitas even though ive never been so far as having seen a mexican irl in me loife!heems for this emotional feeling?
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
jenny from the block is a generational win
>fedor lost to bader>bader lost to jonesno one has defeated jon jones besides numbers>12-6>.08>13%Jon Jones is the GOAT. Gay? yes, but thats what makes him scarier.
this is the multi-cam option
Cold open p good https://youtu.be/j5YiY2dVNqg
>>153219518>lopes by heem >bsd by ground tko >fiziev by split decision >tai by heem >salkilld by decision
https://x.com/octagonupdate/status/2017625514014323159how do you say its over in your country
ME PEEPIN TOMS!!! HE GOT BOTH OF ME PEEPIN TOMS!!!
justin > paddy > king green > fiziev
>>153221145
>>153221145If that’s actually him he’s not fighting in 2026
>>153221145wtf I didnt even know he was sick
>>153221145in many ways it never began
>>153221175it's not him
How do you say greased up bacon bussy in your country
>>153221189Hey man how are you
>>153221213kek jdm reminds me of reekcompletely mind broken by the dagestani
>>153221189its his long lost brother rahman shavkotov
>>153221238>>153221185>>153221145>what one night with Skanko does to a mofo
Volkdaddy is so sexy when he is breeding his playpig
Alexander Volkanovski vs. Diego LopesDan Hooker vs. Benoit Saint DenisRafael Fiziev vs. Mauricio RuffyTai Tuivasa vs. Tallison Teixeira Quillan Salkilld vs. Jamie Mullarkey
The Volbussy? Spanked, spunked, caulked and semented by Slamdaddy I'm afraid
>>153221145>>153221185Why do Muslims have such weak legs?
you need high fight iq to appreciate how well volk fights
Oh dear https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/151390861/#q151391026
>>153221282KWAB! 2025 was a TERRIBLE year for piggies...
Volk got caught (10 days notice off the couch)Piggyslam got his boy pussy DOMINATED
>>153221257lopesbsdfizievtuivasasalkild
>>153221273Why do piggies have such weak orbs?
>>153221257>Alexander Volkanovski>Benoit Saint Denis>Rafael Fiziev>Tallison Teixeira >Quillan Salkilld
Umm guru sistas? I thought it was clear as day Poolk heckin won!
>*wins the story and the long-term war*
>>153221257LopesHookerFizievTuivasaSalkilld
Nobody get heempiggies oinking like the PFP no.1
>t-the bloodyelbow said i won.....
>>153221355Islam won 49-46 and any other card is wrong
Slamdaddy schlong meets Volbussy
islam's only legacy will be when he pulled the most blatant duck in history
>>153221454Why did Topiglia duck Armdaddy?
>OINK OINK >give me 40 year olds or I retire *queef*
>OINK OINK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINKING *presents his porkhole*
T city…..nooooo
>>153221484Poor little Clitia couldn’t resist the urge to bop xer bacon bussy on a BBC
>post Slamdaddy ONCE>all the piggies in the chat INSTANTLY oinking and boilinKEK slamdaddy warped ya peabrains
that one hurts the most because they know it's true. i remember the energy shift when islam announced he was vacating. everyone on earth knew what was up.
>>153221087Ooooh no more oooooo tears ooooooooh fuckkkk oooooh I’m in b
>>153221487Naughty naughty piggy
>>153221553Mmhhmmmm! Wish Usdaddy would stretch me out!
British faggot killed the thread. Peace.
>>153221553>i fite Tyron Woodley next>after him I fite Matt Serra brazza
>>153221572Piggy does like it BLACK
Slamdaddy WON.
>A BBC?????? MY BACON BUSSY IS YOURS DADDY!!!
>>153221587It’s a dis/uk/ord thing b
Topiglet's legacy will be oinking for Slamdaddy's sloppy thirds
>>153221597>>153221626But enough about Volbussy "the GREAT GAPE"
BEASTpuria?>undefeated kingPigslam?>brutally got his face and colon rearranged by Daddy Martinez
I dont want tonbe hear I dont wan ttotnobe hear I dont want to be hear I sont want to be here I dont want to be here Indontnwantnrofnfkr
Topiglet lost to the Nelk BEASTS I'm afraid
>>153221257LopesBSDFizievTeixeiraSalkilld
How many bongs?
leafs ruleyall nigga drool
>>153221257VolkanovskiSaint DenisFizievTeixeira Salkilld
fixing this webm because you friggin idiots did it wrong
Shavbot Robotmonov
>>153221257VolkBSDFizievTeixeiraSalkilld
>>153221257VolkHookerFizievTeixeiraMullarkey
>>153222018Ill bet you my penis is larger than yours
>ufc cards for Aussies are Sunday 930am to 4pm Sounds extremely comfy
b-bros why was Fiziev shaking?
>>153221723He didn't necessarily lose, it's more that they explained the situation to him which caused him to sort out his life.
Should knee stomps/oblique kicks and injury inducing strikes be banned? seems pretty shitty that Shavkat has to sit out for 2-3 years
>>153221257>>153222073
>>153222037nice cock bro
Shavkat is drone food brudder I sorry to say
>>153221257VolkDookieFizievTall SonMullarky
zabitch 2.0 KWAB shakov
>>153221899Ian Garry Won
LopesBDSFizzypopNot TaiSakilld
>>153222061He's restraining his powerful rape urge
>>153222168Asmongold gets to fuck THIS everyday?
>>153222168did this nasty bitch get a crotch tattoo?
>>153222201Mason gold is chadly af
>>153222061victory shakes
One final time guys…Ruffy is not good. He can’t handle pressure. You have been warned.
>>153222246I was surprised that he is favourite.
>>153222246doesn't he have longer reach?
>>153222246fiziev can't pressure if he's unconscious
>>153220994you need to FUCKING QUOTE THE OLD THREAD YOU FUCKING AMATEUR
>RUFFY WILL WIN BECAUSE HE IS SO LE BASED BECAUSE HE IS BROWN AND HIS NAME SOUNDS LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTER FROM MY TRANIME
sometimes fighters win, sometimes they losebut it doesnt matter if they win or lose as long as they have fun
>you need to FUCKING QUOTE THE OLD THREAD YOU FUCKING AMATEUR
Ruffy is heeming that ugly muzzie freakziev i fear
>>153221257VolkDookieFizzyTeixeiraQuillan
>Pissievlife and death with Bobby Green>GODffykilled King Green
tapped to a crank from THE Benoitmedov Sandinnygomedov btw
total Fighting Redditors death mashallah
>>153222299Ruffy fights long. He needs space to operate. Fiziev will suffocate him and win a decision
>BRO THEY'RE FIGHTERS BUT THEY'RE ALSO NERDS LIKE ME LOL!!!!!!
>>153222373You absolute fucking troglodyte moose-fucker, you lumbering slab of frozen poutine regret.You hit "New Thread" without greentexting the previous OP like a goddamn retard who just discovered 4chan yesterday through a TikTok "how to be based" tutorial.That's not just newfag energy—that's terminal stage newfag autism so advanced they should name a new DSM entry after your sorry ass: "Canadian OP-Killer Syndrome – patient fails to quote or lurk moar before doxxing their own virginity to the board."Your thread is sitting there naked, unlinked, unloved, like a stillborn hockey fetus you tried to baptize in maple syrup and Tim Hortons runoff.Imagine being so brain-dead you forget the ONE sacred rule of generals: QUOTE THE FUCKING OLD ONE or the entire lineage dies like your bloodline did the second your dad pulled out too late and splooged a future apology machine into your mom.You post like a guy who got his first (You) from his own alt and cried real tears of joy while furiously jerking it to his reflection in a cracked iPhone screen covered in Kraft Dinner dust.Go back to whatever Discord tranny server birthed you, you toque-wearing, double-double-chugging, "sorry aboot that eh" waste of oxygen.Die in a fire made of your own soggy beaver pelts, you pathetic, unquoted, newfag piece of shit.
>You absolute fuc- ACKKKKK
hello heembros. today's heems should be fun :)
>>153221257LopesBSDRuffyTaiQuillan
>>153222570Name of this boy?
>>153221257VolkanovskiSaint DenisFizievTeixeiraSalkilld
>>153222583Jon Jones
WE CANNOT FUCKING FOLLOW THEM
>tfw we won't get ariel asking jeffrey epstein questions at the post press conference
Y'all fell off bad
If you don’t pick /ourdook/ you’re not a real /heem/ster simple as.
lads i have my first streetbeefs mma fight in exactly one week, can you help me pick a name. i will reward you by viciously heeming my opponent in a mud pit in virginia. 1. Heem Sleep2. Just Bleed3. Polish Hill Strangler4. Beef Supreme5. Ceaseless Dischargethank you
>>153221185Ian garry ended this doo's career
>>153221185GODrry won.
>>153222758I think your fight name should be HusbandoLowkey goes hard af
>>153222758Those all suck I would go with 'thank you'
>>153222758Kid Idaho, from Tennessee
>>153222758Mutilated Mutt
>>153221078that looks good. wish we had an overhead view
>>153221078Epstein was in Silva's corner?
But we just had ufc 324
>>153221257VolkBSDFizievTeixeiraQuillan
>>153222758Bort of the Boreal Valley
Ok you fucking demons, why is blackrock dumping bitcoin? We cannot follow them.
>>153222758Dookie Dan.
$25 Volk win, O3.5, ko/tko/dq parlay, +800$100 BSD, Texeira, Lopes ML parlay, +268$100 Salkilld ML, -1000$100 Texeira ML, -310$25 O2.5 fiz vs ruffy, -175$25 Lopes ML, +120$100 BSD ML, -375Shooting from the hip nawmsayin
Dan "The Man" finna boutta sleem the picks tonight
>>153222758Madden NFL 2003
>>153221257VolkDanRuffyTexeiraQuillan
>>153222144Just form the way you responded I know ur dick is bigger than mine
my dick plays on the double feature screenyour dick went straight to DVD
Anyone else disappointed there wasn't anything M.M.A. related in the Epstein files? Even Moot was in them for fuck's sake
>>153223330There was a confirmation of a UFC fight pass purchase by Mr. Epstein
volk couldn't see for months after the first lopes fight and this time he has staph
>>153223330look closerLSJ was the original "fight island"
>had sex the night before both cards in 2026I'm enjoying this trend
>>153223360what's his name
These hoes ain’t loyal
sex? I'm scared
BBC SISSY
>>153222488This is a based post. I thought it was pasta but I checked 4plebs and dont see it.
>>153223403Common BBC daddy W
Poor poor QoSlam.....xher pork hole is gaped to this very day
>>153223430nah bro there was an em dash, it's 100% AI
>1 month wait between 325 and 326
UFC 325.Good card?Talmbout undeserved title shots against an undeserved champ, b?
We lost our DEI PFP spot.Our social media bots won't even comment anymore.Our paid paparazzi isn't even following us.Our son isn't ours.Our bull stopped answering our texts.Our wife left us.We are trooning out
GODthje does whatever he wants to Clitia btw.
>>153223521po po pozzed piggy...
Ain’t worried bout nuttin
>>153221257volkbsdruffyteixeirasalkilld
>>153221257SalkilldTeixeiraFizievBSDVolk
>>153223487I'm assuming fight nights will be a blowjob or a handie
>>153223330Epstein got banned on Xbox live while talking shit and playing as Pat Barry online in UFC
Deutschland
>mma coverage is so bad CBS/paramount is featuring hayjive picks Lol. Grim
>>153223330He was a BonesCHAD.
>>153221257Alexander VolkanovskiBenoit Saint DenisMauricio RuffyTallison TeixeiraQuillan Salkilld
>>RUFFY WILL WIN BECAUSE HE IS SO LE BASED BECAUSE HE IS BROWN AND HIS NAME SOUNDS LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTER FROM MY TRANIME
>>153223695Holy fucking based Epstein files comber
Tai will heemHe will drink a beer out of a shoeHe will make you miserable subhumans seetheCope and cry about it
Holy amounts of cazzies picking fiziev
>>153223750The betting market is moving toward Fiziev which means smart people are backing Fiziev
>>153221257AlexanderBSDFizeevSHOOEYMallarkey
