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Schedule:
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Previous: >>153288108

Saturday Feb 7

13:05 EST / 19:05 CET
Mixed Doubles Round Robin Session 9 - Sheet A
Korea
United States

13:05 EST / 19:05 CET
Mixed Doubles Round Robin Session 9 - Sheet B
Canada
Estonia

13:05 EST / 19:05 CET
Mixed Doubles Round Robin Session 9 - Sheet C
Czechia
Switzerland

13:05 EST / 19:05 CET
Mixed Doubles Round Robin Session 9 - Sheet D
Norway
Italy

Sunday Feb 8

04:05 EST / 10:05 CET
Mixed Doubles Round Robin Session 10 - Sheet A
Norway
Czechia

04:05 EST / 10:05 CET
Mixed Doubles Round Robin Session 10 - Sheet B
Estonia
Korea

08:35 EST / 14:35 CET
Mixed Doubles Round Robin Session 10 - Sheet A
Canada
Sweden

08:35 EST / 14:35 CET
Mixed Doubles Round Robin Session 10 - Sheet B
Great Britain
Switzerland

08:35 EST / 14:35 CET
Mixed Doubles Round Robin Session 10 - Sheet C
United States
Estonia

08:35 EST / 14:35 CET
Mixed Doubles Round Robin Session 10 - Sheet D
Italy
Czechia

13:05 EST / 19:05 CET
Mixed Doubles Round Robin Session 10 - Sheet A
Italy
Great Britain

13:05 EST / 19:05 CET
Mixed Doubles Round Robin Session 10 - Sheet B
Sweden
United States

13:05 EST / 19:05 CET
Mixed Doubles Round Robin Session 10 - Sheet C
Switzerland
Norway

13:05 EST / 19:05 CET
Mixed Doubles Round Robin Session 10 - Sheet D
Canada
Korea
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Wish there were incompetent countries playing so we could get some bowling kino
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We suck.
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why is rai not streaming curling
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>153304230
I hate Korea
I hate all americans who love Korea and hate Glorious Nippon
Kpop is shit, All K media sucks.
The USA is going to stomp them like a korean businessmans boss
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O Canada, more like....0 Canada!
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Canada throwing lmfao
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>>153304281
Watch it on SVT Play with a VPN:

https://www.svtplay.se/video/eorrQW2/os-2026-curling/norge-italien
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>>153304283
Calm down Kiryu
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>Worse Korea steal
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>>153304294
>>153304304
the estonian bird offered the canadian man hot sexo if he threw the game
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The Czech and Stia girls are cute
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>losing to South Korea
it’s over
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>our home and native la-ACK
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Estonian girl has a nice brapper
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feel like these american players are going to hate fuck after this match
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UHHHHHHH BURGERBROS????????
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This sport is fucking weird but also very comfy.

What the fuck.
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>>153304388
some might call it a... heated rivalry
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Canada is a fucking disaster
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>>153304403
it's especially comfy when it is 2 degrees outside like it is now
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Love curling. Got the multiview going.
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Canada continuing to throw dogshit lol
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I don't really know the rules but I'm enjoying everyone's intense concentration
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>>153304403
I have maintained for years that the official sports of /sp/ should be curling, and the downhill kayak mario party shit from summer olympics
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>>153304390
Haha... We're just giving the Koreans a head start out of pity...
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>>153304388
I think the 6'7 Italian dude has dibs on all the women
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>>153304431
i didnt know there was curling multiview thanks for the heads up bro

sex with the italian brunette
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>>153304459
I believe it after beating Canada.
>>
any pirate streams argh ahoy arrr
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Why are the north Americans all sucking today?
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Cämoon Eesti
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Another steal for Estonia lol
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>>153304501
Bro just pay for peacock for 1 month, I dont pay for shit but it's worth it
>>
CHOKE CANADA CHOKE
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>>153304501
https://cracksports.me/olympics-2026-streams
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I'm watching ski jumping, but wth is going on in Canada-Estonia?
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Kanada...
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Gib Estonian gf NOW
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>>153304555
Canada bad
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Kaksteist kuud
>>
these ugly norwegians need to stop bullying my Italian wife fr
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>Peterman with 25% accuracy for Canada
Grim...
>>
humiliating
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where do i get a gf who looks like the south korean girl (without going to SK)
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>>153304577
They were good vs Scots today. Just not quite as good as the opposition.
Canadian girl accuracy 25%. Oh boy, I don't think I've ever seen that low a figure.
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Bring back Jon and Kaitlyn NOW
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>>153304588
los angeles or new york city
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we are so fucking BACK
>>
Canada sucks
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>>153304588
I've heard there are tons of cute horny Asians in Vancouver
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Why do zoomers have bump limit anxiety?
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>>153304588
Med school
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>so that's what that feels like
KEK
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>>153304348
and the Italian and Swiss
>>
P08
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>>153304523
They keep playing commercials. At random while things are happening.
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>>153304630
The daughters of Chinese oligarchs are probably the worst gfs imaginable
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Canada doesn't seem all that confident in their plan
>>
Dude on the Czech team looks like he does not care about life
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>check one stream
>hear screaming from the other lanes
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>>153304713
I dunno bro, I have been watching the whole match no commercials
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>>153304630
Those are chinks, not gooks
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How did the US guy get an injury on his hand?
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>Estonian coach is Norwegian
What
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>>153304735
I payed the $18 dollar one. wtf?
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>>153304512
Kill the leaf.

Uh oh
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>>153304756
gooning
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Uhh muttbros...
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Leaf bros...
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burger bros its so fucking over
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Canada finally on the board after 4 ends kek
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Can bros how are we losing at curling…we will never recover.
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I thought the italian woman was like 19
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how long is halftime?
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>>153304837
Iktf, leafbro
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>>153304837
Canada hasn't been good at Olympic curling since like 2014. No longer free golds like it used to be
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FUCK ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAARD HARD HARD HARD
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>>153304838
26 is basically 19 when you're 35+
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>commentator: the norwegian duo are married, but the italians are...just friends

oof
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>>153304765
Are y unfamiliar with the practice of getting the best coach imaginable for your team regardless of nationality
>>153304838
26
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>>153304837
This is a meme game. And our duos are married, so he can't get mad at his wife if she fucks up in the same way you can with teammates.
Its a wifejack playing with his wife. He's internally crashing out at her, but its nothing but "good job, sweetheart", literally said that to her when she fucked up and allowed a steal earlier.
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>>153304892
Tbf you can tell
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>SK lady body blocking
based
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>>153304900
>can't get mad at his wife
Our players are married too but they're constantly arguing and bickering lol
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>>153304900
Caveman brain, you don't motivate by yelling angrily, you motivate by railing her all night long, something it seems the kanacuck wasn't able to do, too hooked on italianfemboys one persumes.
>>
I like the guys wearing Nike Dunks lol
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Triggered watching this US team, I can't watch this chick who reminds me of my bitch sister in law nag this dude
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italy anons, where do you watch curling? RAI 2 is airing snowboard
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>>153304942
> Team Canada
You're forgetting a crucial difference between my country and yours.
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>HARD YES HARD GO GO GO
hnng
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>>153304969
There is a greater than zero percent chance our guy was sitting in a cuck chair last night
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>commentator: although the norwegian duo is married, they've decided to sleep in separate rooms during the olympics as professionals

hm
>>
>>153304996
watching this sport on speakers
Imagine the neighbors hearing that shit kek
>>
>>153305018
They are trying to maintain their focus and retain their energy for the games
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>>153305018
Exactly.
Canada's wifejack was probably rubbing her feet getting yelled at or something.
>>
>>153305018
This is an insane thing to say, also an insane thing to do.
Why not sleep with your dearest love.
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>>153305018
It's not a choice, they do not allow mixed rooms.
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>implying
Also i got peacock so my mom can watch my gfs with me
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>>153305052
What? Why?
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dog bless
>>
Estonia with a dime throw, noice
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>>153305052
Gays get all the benefits.
>>
I feel like everyone's doing the same play every time
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Bros I just came to a realization. Does curling have the highest level of true sportsmanship of all sports?
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>>153305052
But what about all the legendary sex?
Do they have designated sex chambers?
>>
Are there any trannies at this olympics?
>>
>>153305052
Isn't the Olympics notorious for all the sex that happens with athletes?
>>
>>153305018
They are edging.
win: happy fuck
lose: angry fuck
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>>153305103
Yeah team Canada u leaf
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>>153304981
Dazn
>>
He's probably in a chastity cage
>>
>>153305101
>>153305105
We're in the late millenials and zoomers era. They're all sexless.
>>
>>153304765
Italian duo has a swedish coach
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>>153305141
>
I'm not paying
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>>153305018
You're not allowed mixed rooms unless you sleep outside the village which is probably bonkers expensive
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>well that's terrible
>>
Norwegians are at it again lol
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>>153305150
Yes but this is Europe. Where they are progressive and homosexuals. Im fucking positive they have "safe sex" measures at these villages.
The Europeans probably offer on-demand abortions.
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>>153305149
Being locked up is actually very hot
Friend told me
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>>153305101
>>153305105
So is college do you not remember coordinating getting laid with your dorm mates
>>
What was your last bate to m8's?
>>
Italian>Estonian>Korean>>>>>>Canada=USA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Norway

>>153305057
>>
>>153305200
This is too conservative for Europe though. There is no chance the Europeans are so puritan when it comes to interracial sex
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>>153305207
Switerland moggs them all thoughever
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>>153305199
Uh huh, a "friend" told you. But it really is ngl, I do it. Keeps me consistently horny
>>
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WHICH ONE
>>153305207
Ur moms estonian
>>
Team Canada is a like a Canadian version of Jim and Pam from the office
>>
>libtard duo loses one game
>immediately throws the next
SAD!
>>
What match are you guys watching?
Estonia and Switzerland pretty much got this
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BROS WTF WE CANT LET KOREA DO THIS...DOESNT ANYONE REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR??? LETS FUCKING GO!!!!
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>>153305277
ITA-NOR
US-A-KOR
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Is Korea winning?
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>>153305277
>not watching nerd Korean vs fat Canada
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>>153305280
WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR? HELL NO!
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HUGE
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> UH OH STINKY
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>>153305150
1993 here. No bully swissbro :(
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>>153305280
That was China, retard
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>>153305296
Yes lmao
>>
Wooo, a great play from the Candian slag for once.
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>>153305319
She was an Ace in the first 3 games
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LET'S GOOOO
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I bet this chick sucks as a bartender at her real job
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Leaf bros.
The advertisements are so profoundly gay in our country it makes me seethe.
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>>153305296
The circle and the pucks are
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is "professional curler" viable in any of these countries or does every single one of these people have a day job
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It's not fair, the yellow stones are cursed why do we keep getting them!?
>>
this is worse than 9/11!
>>
I have no idea how this thing is played
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if they're gonna lose anyway, do they ever just full send the rock as hard as possible or is that frowned upon
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>>153305415
Norwegian duo work part time
I think the Brits curl full time with a government sponsoring?
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>rats
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>>153305415
Top Scots and Canadians could probably live off starring in ads. But afaik all of them have jobs.
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>>153305415
Canada it is, if youre the absolute best. But they're also like other professional athletes where they are paid for advertisements and appearances, just far less lucrative ones.
Local car dealerships or realtors, things like that.
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>>153305415
They have regular jobs since curling is a super niche sport. Curlers ain't rolling in dough
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>>153305436
get stone or stones closest to the center after 10 stones
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>>153305456
Yeah, but they rollin' fo sho!
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>go to eesti
>they say something like miiiiiiiiigi booboo face
>they suck
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>>153305442
If they think they're going to lose they concede
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>>153305456
i assumed that for US and Asia but idk if this shit is like football for scandis
>>
>>153305415
The best woman in the world right now, Rachel Homan, has a normal job apparently
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> GO GO GO HARD
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We don't deserve to win the way we are playing, blowing every big moment and opportunity.
>>
why the fuck didn't they go for the knockout of the bottom red again?
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i cant even right now
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>>153305498
Gushue's team - including Gallant whose playing now - do/did not. They were on ads and made paid appearances and such though.
They also are pros at local curling clubs sorta likr golf pros
>>
Miss me?
>>
America in absolute shambles
>>
>Canada US both losing
damn nigga
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>>153305510
dropkin playing with the yellow fever debuff, many such cases
>>
Rooting for Estonia because the girl is cuter
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>"can"ada
>>
>>153304548
you're a mensch

how could korea do this to us just because we traumatized 400 of their workers
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>>153305530
This does seem like a game oldish people can play.
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>Dohdohdohdohdohdohdohdohdohdohdohd
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>>153305530
The shuster is rolling in his grave rn
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Imagine if we cared about curling
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>>153305057
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>>153305516
Literally unreachable.
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>>153305574
they could have curled it there easy
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>>153305415
our main guy is a farmer
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>>153305572
Cute
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>>153305057
would

>>153305572
absolutely would
>>
Why are they sweeping the Ice with the broom? What does that do?
>>
>>153305570
They're trying to make it the new pickleball but the cost of entry is too high since stones and ice are expensive
>>
It's been so icy and snowy here, should I buy curling shoes and just smooth breeze it around town
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>>153305572
*spinal cord reaction, completely out of reflex* sex with that thing
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>>153305608
Heats the ice and makes it wet so the rock can slide and turn easier.
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>>153305415
Huh, so if no one is actually pro a rich hobby guy would have an advantage. This might be my ticket into the olympic village sex party.
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>>153305600
Pasta comes from farms?
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>>153305653
spaghetti trees
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>>153305653
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti-tree_hoax
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>>153305608
they believe sweeping in front of the rock flatters it and increases the chance of a favorable shot. curling is a very superstitious sport
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>mfw I run into a frozen lake screaming usa over curling
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Yes.. the korean coach HOWARD
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>>153305559
It's like bowling, you have a side beer the whole time
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>>153305610
Sucks how these ice sports are rich people sports
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>>153305648
Most have been curling since they were kids but if you have a decade or two to practice go for it I guess
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>>153305644
>>153305676
Interesting
>>
The stones are touching
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>>153305648
just have to get citizenship in some shithole country and train in the US. easy path to olympic sex and your embarrassing losses wont even be televised
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>>153305714
ahn~
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>>153305610
my local club is like 500 for a season, always wanted to join but never had the money or free time to justify the price :(
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>>153305700
> sucks
Its what keeps it white
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what the fuck did norway just do
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>>153305704
Remember my name, 2038.
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>>153305691
I want to be a third worlds john candy of curling
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>>153305700
Not really, they have curling here from 5-10 pm for $20 a lane for 4 people an hour. They provide the stones. The ice gets kinda shitty by the end because they only clear it once halfway through but its fun.
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>>153305730
>flag
idk you tell us
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>>153305700
All winter sports are
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>>153305653
Euro farmers are just welfare recipients with fancier machines. He's probably rich as fuck
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>>153305730
Lose Greenland to italy
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>>153305746
fucked up, simple as
may lose the game now
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>>153305700
If they weren't they would be shit
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bEesti wins!
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>>153305745
But its not all like that. Some curling clubs are like golf country clubs. Calgary I am thinking of specifically
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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>>153305700
At this level there are no poor people sports
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Canada self destructed. rip
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Worst Korea taking mutts to school
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YAY ESTONIA!
>>
> STINKY
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>worst korea
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aaand we lost

fuck
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>just make a decision for me
Hot
>>
Wow Italy wins again, shocking!
>>
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
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korea bros we got too cocky
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AMERIBROS WE'RE STILL IN THIS

FUCK YEAH
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>>
WE ARE SO BACK
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>yesway
>>
>7.6 seconds remaining
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>>153305806
Oh yeah?
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>>153305816
Thank you fucking fucks, and now korea are throwing to americans.
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USA USA
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HARD
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I don't like that the korean guy is making the girl sweep, men sweep better.
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>If a game requires an extra end or ends, men's and women's teams receive four minutes and 30 seconds of thinking time for each extra end. There will be one-minute breaks between the 10th and 11th end and any subsequent ends. Each team can call one 60-second timeout in each extra end. When extra ends are required in mixed doubles, each team shall receive three minutes of thinking time for each extra end.
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>>153305885
Usa
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>>153305908
Sweeping is women's work which is why they are born with a lower center of gravity
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Is it one extra or 2
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The korea chant is hilariously dainty
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>>153305931
Just one, blank ends are usually never played
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>>153305926
The heavier top of males let them put more weight on the ice, the different between male and female sweepers is massive.
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Been watching snowboarding
>USA v Korea gone to an extra end
lmao how?
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I just now realized the American team are named Korey and Cory
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>not wearing curling shoes and sliding down the street
>>153305963
Shut up homo
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>>153305963
US tied it up with a takeout
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>>153305972
Korey and Corey vs. the Koreans. stupid fucking Fraggle Rock sport
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COME ON KOREA
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>>153305972
hahaha
>>
Team Korea has a white coach
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>angry korean sounds
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For fucks sake
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>>>>>>>women
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>>153306001
Korea also has White athletes
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>>153306004
>MAO! MAO! DIGGAMAO!
>>
DROPPED
>>
FUCKED IT
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THROW THEM OUT
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HARRRRRD!!
>>
kwab
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This gay chinese sport isn't for me what should I watch
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We lost to the fucking gooks... GOD DAMMIT
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>losing to worst korea
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>>153305854
I'm thinking yeah
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YOU FUCKING GOD DAMN ZIPPERHEADS
>>
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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north america bros...
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my asian wife did it!!
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MINNESOTA CHOKES ON ICE AGAIN
>>
Am I reading that scoreboard right? USA was leading 5-2 going into the final end?
kekekekek
>>
WE'RE FUCKING SHIT
>>
This round robbin is getting way more interesting

You need 6 to qualify automatically. 5 can qualify but narrowly
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>>153306093
trailing
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>>153306073
WE BLEW IT
Oh well
>>
There is no God. There is no Allah.
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Ski jump looks like a bunch of trafficked whores
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>>153306104
Real shame norgay choked.
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>>153306132
promise?
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>>153306113
Oh, my bad. Nice comeback then I guess.
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>>153305299
no
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CAN'T BELIEVE I GOTTA DRIVE A HYUNDAI AFTER THIS SHIT
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>>153306234
You did this to yourself.

t. chinese volvo driver
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Canada is buying Korean submarines instead of American submarines because of that game btw
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Seems like since the anchor is such an advantage they should do extra ends in pairs
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Simply don't put yourself in that position.
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ive mcfuckin had it
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>>153306452
First Pearl Harbor and now this
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Kim a cute
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>>153306234
for me its the Kia Forte
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>>153304230
stefi gives me a stiffy
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>>153305451
Definitely not, unless they won a medal they could wear in the ad nobody would know who they are. We only care about hockey players.
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I need a brutish Caledonian wench to curl one off for me
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>>153305415
Satsuki Fujisawa said she was gonna get a job modeling and everyone was super excited for gravure but then it turned out to be bodybuilding and we were all somewhat disappointed.
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>>153304230
not a sport
might as well put darts or poker at the olympics
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>>153312444
Curling is more sophisticated than both of those and several types of skating and skiing
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>>153305653
Milk comes from bags
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>>153312444
clearly is a sport, thick cunt :)
>>
>>153305415
>>153311309
Stefi is polizia
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>>153313154
trying to escape from Stefi on a winter day, unable to figure out why she's so weirdly good at handling a police car doing tight turns on an icy road
>>
>>153312444
Get out, homosexual.
>>
I swear if we now go on a losing streak just because GB and Korea beat us, I'm going to be irate.
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>>153314048
>gb beat the us
now you have to drain the tea from the sea and put it back on the ship
>>
>>153312400
tell me that isn't true, this is very not naisu
>>
>great britain have qualified already
based.
>>
Which match we watching?
>>
>>153314790
Both.
>>
yo why are these curlers so fucking THICK
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>>153314790
Norge v Czechia probably.
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>>153314811
Insulation.
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Didnt look like she touched it to me
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This is probably most white sport there is. Timmy does not need muscles for this
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>>153314846
But the Koreans and the Japs play it to a high level too.
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>>153314872
yeah they're white everyone knows this
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>>153314846
It takes a great deal of stamina and muscle control to throw accurately and to sweep effectively.
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Why is there a stick figure in doggy position on the ice?
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>>153314946
stop czeching out her ass
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>>153314946
the last male photographer just got himself fired and you're laughing, you're laughing
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>>153314946
TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT!!!
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>>153314946
Wonder if she's been on CzechCasting?
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>>153314946
Is that a butt on a human? Oh the humanity!
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What the hell got into the Koreans?
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>>153315003
redditor detected
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>>153315006
penis injections
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>>153314946
Pleasant
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Why do they spin it?
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>>153315046
Autism
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>>153315046
you ever seen a baseball knuckleball?
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>>153315046
If you don't, then the stone starts to spin on its own in random direction, and you lose control
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>>153315046
That’s what makes them curl.
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>>153315046
yeah what if they just slid it in a straight line, why is this wrong
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>>153315056
Knuckle these balls
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>>153315056
No.
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>>153315046
It's called curling m8.
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>>153315046
It causes the stone to go more straight as the momentum in the rotation overcomes the bumps. And it increases the curve of the trajectory with the sweeping.
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>>153315065
It’s not necessarily wrong, but if it’s not spinning it’s only going to go straight to where it’s thrown, rather than curling and allowing you to get around other stones in play.
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kek we are absolutely fucking up the tournament
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czechfu is my other curlfu
she fulfils a different need than swedefu
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>>153315092
I thought Norway was good at curling, or maybe not mixed doubles.
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>>153315084
That’s the exact opposite of correct. The rotation makes it curl more, sweeping keeps it going straight.
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>>153315065
If you throw it straight it will start to curl on its own, which will be random, so it's best to choose the curl
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>>153315114
I haven't paid attention in years, but i think we are supposed to be good yeah. maybe in teams.
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Norway should beat Czechia from here
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>>153315084
The sweeping is to adjust speed. Based on the direction of the sweeping you either create more or less frictions. And sweeping only half of the trajectory causes the stone to curve. The ice is bumpy so having the rotational momentum allows the stone to move more straight as it’ll be less affected by the bumps.
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Norway girl is punching big time, hes a handsome fella
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>>153315046
To be able to control the path after throwing it
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>>153315155
Again, exactly wrong. The rotation causes the stone to bite on the pebbling, increasing the amount of curl, especially at lower speeds. The sweeping smooths the ice by melting the pebbles, reducing friction, causing the stone to maintain momentum and curl less.
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good morning, any east coasters up bright and early for day 2?
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>>153315118
Now I understand.
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>>153315203
I went to sleep at around 4, woke up at 10, shitposted in discord until now
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i keep czeching out her thighs
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>>153315211
i went to sleep at 8pm, woke up at 2am, listened to podcasts to go back to sleep, couldnt, fapped 3x, and then turned on curling
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what is a power play in curling?
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>>153315203
Not intentionally. Fell asleep on the couch and woke up at 3:30 and got in bed. Couldn’t sleep so I turned on the curling. Gotta be at work at 9:30 so hopefully I can get a couple more hours of sleep after this session.
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>>153315227
The guard stones get shifted to the side
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>>153315227
Rule variation for this version of it.

It moves the pre-placed guard and draw to the side. I'm not sure why, but this is supposed to open up more scoring opportunities for the team with the last stone
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>>153315227
Sweeping the opposing team's faces with your brooms
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>>153315240
ok thanks. how do you get awarded one of those. does opponent have to foul like in hockey?
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>>153315203
yes and i don't like it
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>>153315253
Each team can use it once per game like a time out
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the czech mouse girl is growing on me
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I don't understand how wiping the ground over and over changes the terrain. After a certain point isn't there nothing left to wipe?
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>>153315276
she's cute!
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>>153315227
Standard starting position is a stone centered in the back of the four foot ring for the team with hammer, and a center guard for the other team. This causes play to stay near the middle of the house. The power play allows teams to move the pre placed stones to the right or left of the house, opening the middle and allowing more options for stone placement.
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>>153315285
They channel their willpower through the broom and into the surface which guides the stone to the destiny they want for it.
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>>153315285
i think the ice pebbles have a bit of elasticity and regain form post broom
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>>153315285
i assume that whatever melts will just refreeze soon after
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>>153315276
Check out the pictures blesk used for their britain loss, fantastic choice.
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>>153315276
best hips in the comp
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>>153315285
Before each match the ice is covered in drops of water to freeze and create small bumps which allow for less friction on the stones as they glide over the ice. The brushing affects these micro-bumps
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>>153315285
Over the course of a match, tracks can be worn into the ice if they repeatedly follow the same path, but generally the pebbles refreeze pretty quickly.
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Curling: one week of playing everyday from morning to evening and this is just for the meme mixed event

Then you watch ski jumping and they just do two jumps and give a medal

It's unfair how more comfy for spectators this is than other competitions
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>>153315347
Ski jumping is more of a meme event than even mixed doubles curling.
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why is Estonia SO bad
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>>153315327
Dunno the Scottish lass has a nice set.
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>>153315347
I don’t even watch the ski events. They’re very boring. Curling and hockey are the best, and then women’s speed skating for the fat asses and meaty thighs.
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>>153315326
couldnt find them
can you post a link
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>>153315363
>estonia
>stone ai
why don't they ask chatgpt what to do next
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>>153315390
lol good pun
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is curling like tennis where you need to win by 2 points?
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>>153315363
It always looks like that in the olympics, but you have to remember that every team here except the Italians had to win an international olympic qualifier event. Estonia is getting beaten by the absolute best players in the world.
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>Czech Republic coach has a jewish accent
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>>153315410
no. most points at the end of 8 ends wins. you can concede after 6 ends
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>>153315356
One could say there too much curling
I can't watch every game
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>concedes
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this czech girl knows how to curl too
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>>153315410
No, but it is best played on grass courts
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Are the other teams playing right next to you and also yelling not distracting?
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you just know shes concealing some sneaky fat mammaries
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>>153315458
Can be but all these people grew up curling in leagues that played exactly the same way, so they’re used to it.
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>>153315399
the brainrot just comes naturally to me
if 4chan ever goes down for good i have no idea where i'll post any of this
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>>153315466
Czech press has you covered.
They know exactly what people are interested in.
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>>153315486
what happens here
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>>153315559
Fishing and oil drilling.
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>>153315575
>oil drilling
hot
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>>153315559
Stop asking questions
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Czechia wins.
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>norgay
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This girl is sexy wtf
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>>153315559
duty-free snus and alcohol
fuck off we're full
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ggs
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>>153315558
Large hidden sweater puppies are the best.
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>>153315606
big thighs big boobs big teeth
my kinda girl
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>>153315612
Mother fuckers will look you dead in the face and tell you this super villain lair just has seeds in it.
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>>153315638
not seeds, seed. mine.
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>>153315599
>>153315605
embarrassing, we won't reach the semis now i think
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>>153315637
Mouse phenotypes
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>>153315347
Yeah it makes those sports so boring. it's like going to one hockey game and the winner gets a gold medal. Or the NHL consisting of two teams and after one game the winner wins the cup.
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>>153315650
There's still the real curling to come.
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ive found somewhere to store my seed
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>>153315664
heroic photographer
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No way this is a real sport
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>>153315650
It’s been a semi this whole match.
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>>153315664
I’d make dysgenic children with bella
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>>153315679
Its a better sport than most of the winter olympics
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Hello homos I love u let's curling
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>>153315681
i've had a semi this whole match
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Her body is built for sex
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>>153316037
I love a sexy nerd mouse.
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>>153316037
I dont want to objectify her but I think she has a puffy coin slot
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>>153316037
Thick thighs and a gap. You don't see that often.
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