Women's Downhill
>>153316351DELETE THIS-
I'm hearing she's dead.
>>153316351kek good thread Guido
>>153316351quick everyone repost what you said in the last thread so you can get lots of updoots
Pray for Lindsey
This shit is obnoxious
i'm an olympian
>american doper is going to win gold because of this farcejust when you think you can't have vonn any more than you already have
>>153316351I'm in.
>>153316396No, my high quality shitposts are one-time affairs. If you missed them, that's on you.
>>153316351Granny had no biz being there. Good job on killing the flow.
1 Schweiz Malorie Blanc2 Österreich Ariane Rädler3 Italien Federica Brignone4 Schweiz Jasmine Flury5 Schweiz Janine Schmitt6 USA Breezy Johnson7 Italien Nicol Delago8 Italien Laura Pirovano9 Norwegen Kajsa Vickhoff Lie10 Deutschland Emma Aicher11 Österreich Cornelia Hütter12 Deutschland Kira Weidle-Winkelmann13 USA Lindsey Vonn14 Österreich Mirjam Puchner15 Italien Sofia Goggia16 Schweiz Corinne Suter17 USA Jacqueline Wiles18 Österreich Nina Ortlieb19 Frankreich Romane Miradoli20 Slowenien Ilka Štuhec21 Kanada Valérie Grenier22 Bosnien-Herzegowina Elvedina Muzaferija23 Frankreich Laura Gauche24 USA Isabella Wright25 Frankreich Camille Cerutti26 Andorra Cande Moreno Becerra27 Individual Neutral Athletes Iulija Pleshkova28 Finnland Rosa Pohjolainen29 Andorra Jordina Caminal Santure30 Tschechien Barbora Nováková31 Tschechien Elisa Negri32 Kanada Cassidy Gray33 Chile Matilde Schwencke34 Argentinien Nicole Begue35 Tschechien Alena Labastova36 Ukraine Anastasiya Shepilenko
GOATGGIAOATGGIAa bronze in this condition is as good as gold
Exploding knees.
>>153316396Can't wait for the aussie to make his acl joke for the fourth time
cool track
>>153316421Ur mom Death and helicopters probably slow down the trac
we might actually medal here
foids can’t handle being moved into the milf section
>>153316429I was skiing in italian alps once, and got fucked up. They rescued me like this, and they sent me many notices to pay for the rescue but I didn't. Haha they were surely mad
>>153316449What was the joke?
>>153316448
It's over.
Vonn is a turbo coalburner but does that deserve a snapped leg? I'm thinking yes.
>>153316462now you can never travel to italy again
>>153316448Do I see a broken tibia/fibula too?
>>153316385I heard AI screams on TV
>>153316443>granny wants to ride too>dies>half an hour delay>snow gets warm>no way to win now
>>153316462>The secret to evading hospital bills is to just not pay themGenius.
Anyone else good coming along or does America get a free gold?
>>153316481Based
Vonn must be in tremendous pain, I can hear her in the distance.
Going off into the great alpine track in the sky
now the track is much slower because of the delay
>>153316462Worst case you have jews after you but they say they have little to no power over such things so you should be fine.
the drone shots are really cool
>>153316351The curse of Snoop Dog? [spoiler] I just made that up.. there is no curse. [/spoiler]
damn that American chick in first place is an uggo, where's Mikaela?
I like this pumping music, do we have a bouldering tier DJ
>>153316492>>153316500American shenanigans
i love how they give them tips over the radio before they actually go, that's so kino
rip
CHUTE
>>153316492Stuhec could fluke something, but most likely no one can challenge Breezy
OH N-
NOT AGAIN
>>153316462ktimI haven’t opened my banking app since Christmas lolProbably massively in debt but I’m just gonna ignore it haha
it's literally impossible to win nowthey aren't making any mistakes on top and are way slower because the snow is completely different than it was an hour before
>>153316351ANOTHER ONE
>Didn't need a helicopter rescue#STRONGMIND
well now that i'm full on prosciutto and ice cream and tragedy, i will see you all tomorrow
ACLstaceys...
>>153316482>>153316505It was like 8 years ago. They sent like 20 letters threatening with shit, then they stopped. I was in italy many times since that nobody cared.
Why didn't she make a scene and demand a helicopter like the American Karen?
>complete ACL rupture>decide to participate anywayare there words to describe this stupidity?
>>153316541Euro superiority.
>>153316536cute!
>Just a moment Ms Vonn, we have to go back for another*swings her in a massive arc*
>>153316537Here's how she can still win!
she's dead. How many knee surgeries do these skiers go through?
>>153316396Sneed
have they tried not falling down?
>>153316535All the best ones go in the first half anyway.
any relation to theo?
>>153316396I'm high on poteneuse
>>153316536>she wants the cow wtf do we do we don't have a cow
>>153316558CBC commentators said the athlete who raced after her had 90 surgeries so far
>>153316570
what if the us sacrificed vonn so they get the gold because of the lower morale ?
>>153316562Relatable crashout
I wish I was high on potenuse!
>>153316570You can see her yelling "NOOO!" as she falls.
>>153316485sounded like she said "it's not easy"
>>153316535this is exactly why USA in no 1 and everyone else lags behind globallywe will do ANYTHING to win. this is includes purposefully sending out our veteran star on one knee to snap her leg in order to ice the entire competition once we have gold and right before the other medal contendersfor better or worse, this was the most american gold possible. drenched in blood.
How many times are they going to show this fucking commercial
>>153316448I can fix her
>>153316535Why didn't they go sooner if they wanted to win? Are they stupid?
>>153316558>Violent vibrations>Lots of jumpsOnly a little less than the mogul skiing.Some very nice thigh/bundas on to make up for it.
>>153316608>it is not avatar!
>>153316594Imagine the furore if the chinese did this.
>80mph holy fuck
>>153316608you WILL go and see the new pixar slop
>>153316462That's what my dad didKnew he was never going back to Italy or France again so blew every speed camera and violated every single ZTL with zero fucks given
Will we see someone get their crotch ripped open and bleed out again?
This start order is uselessEither pick top time first or bottom time first
>>153316594>we will do ANYTHING to winShe had no chance to win. Also she is a massive whore. I was in Sochi as a journalist, and on valentines day she flirted with everyone, but nobody wanted her fat ugly ass.
>literally perfect run on top>+0.64what a joke
>>153316627To answer the question in the last thread this is what would happen to me if I skied this hill.
Where the fuck are the BIPOCs?
burgers killed the hag to secure the other one 1st
>>153316640you misunderstand lukajohnson was in first. vonn was the sacrifice to keep her there.
>>153316641Greg is probably feeling pretty smug at the moment kek
who did it better?
whys that bitch cryin
>>153316594Amen brother
Thank God NBC still got a USA gold medal out of this to show after the Super Bowl
This is done, switching to cross-country
>>153316627again?
has the drone ever crashed into a skier?
Commentators are saying the lazy Italians took too long to pick her up.
>>153316448>>153316483Definite snapped left leg there. Same leg she tore her ACL. I wonder if it made the injury worse considering it stabilises the knee/leg? It didn't actually cause the crash.
Does this mean she will never be able to do doggystyle again?
>>153316640Merciak plsnow srslydrop some spicy info on more athletes anyway
a repeat reminder that the gold medalist is a doper that was suspended for a year
>>153316661Drug addicted bitchQuintessential Amerimutt
>>153316669>missing the chance of more crashes
OWARI DA
Seeing these drones chase the skiers reminds me of bad things.
Is it over? I wanna do something else.
>>153316679https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYFdh1w_n6M
bitch named breezy
>>153316680that's on her for falling at lunchtime
So these are the medalists
the drone zooming past is annoying af on the eurosport stream
It's overFilthy coalburning Amerimutt doper will get gold
>yuros only here to hatewatch fleeing the thread now that they've lostwe never should have given you the internet
>>153316702Who ran first out of the burger and german?
>>153316700cheezy breezy
>>153316701kek
>>153316684All Americans dope at the olympic games. They collect "medical exemptions" for ADHD meds.Thats why you see Americans, who are utter shit in any regular competiton, suddenly competing for gold when the same sport happens in olympics.Its funny that it took fellow Europoors so long to notice that. It just now became a subject, because the muh EU is butthurt about muh Drumpf, because the USA is bailing out of the EU war.
>>153316682Snoop on his way to find out now.
Well, that went downhill fast! :D Get it?
>>153316688Lads, what would your reaction be when you're in the leader area and another competitor comes in behind your time
>>153316704it's like that on every streamwhy don't they mute out that frequency?this is never been a problem with the drones in any other olympics
burger is not celebrating, bet she is juiced >>153316704which probably is the one hue tv bought, annoying as fuck
There needs to be real-time audio processing to remove the sound of the drone. I do not want to hear that high pitched rotor noise in the background of every shot.
I love skiing so much bros. Fuck I wish I was skiing right now. I go skiing 3-8 times a year and people always ask me "you go skiing AGAIN?" and fuck yes. I go skiing again. Idgaf if its Ischgl, bumfuck Switzerland or fucking Winterberg I just wanna ski, baby. Luckily my boss is a Ski bro as well and he always gives me the knowing smile when I say Ill be offline early on Friday because Im going skiing over the weekend. Non-ski bros dont get it. They dont get the that perfect mix of wrestling and dancing with this perfect element of snow. They dont understand the harmony between the soft and the rough, the cozy and the rad. The eternal ballet of heat and cold. If I go to heaven I hope they got some nice slopes there. Let me glide, my fingers numb from the cold, my face sunburnt, my knock-off pit viper glued to my face just like that faint peaceful smile only skiing can give. Fuck it Im gonna book a vacay right now.
>>153316722autistic discomfort
dis bitch still cryin
>>153316669Asthmatic Swedes/Norwegians win?
Can we just take a moment to acknowledge that her name is fucking Breezy Johnson. This is why americans can't be taken seriously.
>>153316640Why did Braňo cut you off 4 years ago?
any update? is she dead or just leg gone
>zoomers are unaware you can mute a streamgrim state
>>153316712The Yank
>>153316736>bongs making fun of literally anyone else's name
>>153316733(((asthma)))
>>153316727That's right.
>>153316736Fucked up innit.
>>153316738ew
>>153316726It's not even difficult, they can literally just mute the drone stream. It's not like the drone mic is picking up anything useful anyways. Production dropped the ball on this one
>>153316736middle name noble
>breezy
>>153316744We're all called things like John, Peter, Stephen. You cunts get called Chase, Breezy, Haha.
>>153316680based sverige
>>153316351sources tell me she's stable please god
>>153316727clearly youve never absolutely creamed a 2 iron to 2 feet from the flag
>>153316727do you think i should start casually skiing at 23 or is it over ?
>>153316752>>153316726it would be trivial to just cancel out that frequency of audiowhy is this only a problem this year and never before?
>>153316759I'm just really happy that you've been reduced to seething about this.
>>153316754>Born BreannaWait, she changed her name to Breezy?
>>153316770you can start doing anything at any agego for it anon, it's fun>>153316736it's a nickname
>>153316782drones haven't been in every event before I'm positive they're a sponsor. they're using them in fucking speedskating and luge
>isabella wright listens to AC/DC and guns n roses before every racebased
>>153316622don't have a meltie when the insurance for your passport skyrockets
>>153316497I really hate the noise the drone makes when it's following people. I didn't understand what it was for ages.
>>153316770>do you think i should start casually skiing at 23 or is it over ?Do it now, before you start asking that same question later on when you are in your 30's.
webm of this lindsey vonn crash?
>>153316736Shall be referring to her as Windy
>>153316785>has to label her helmet "head"
>>153316795haven't they always used a mix of drone and helicopter footage for skiing and snowboarding?
you can tell whos on the spectrum here by how annoyed they get by the drone noiseYOURE NOW IMAGINING THE SOUND OF TWO PIECES OF STYROFOAM RUBBING TOGETHER
>>153316784To be fair, I did know a man who was called Sandy Rodgers.
>>153316806
>Commentators saying Breezy has won the gold even though there are still a bunch of runners leftPretty shit sport if chance to win is dependent on you getting to go early in the schedule.
>>153316817>TWO PIECES OF STYROFOAM RUBBING TOGETHERsounds like cotton wool feels
>>153316819Commentators not talking about how her pole caught on the flag.
>>153316351lollmao, even.
>>153316819thanks
oh NO
>>153316819Why did she turn her body mid air like that?
>Cande Moreno >oh she might actually be a qt>insta dedrip
HELICOPTER
>>153316832whoa, didn't notice that
>>153316832truuuuuuuuueeeeeeehadnt noticed that
>>153316608>not watching it on eurosport with 0 commercials
crashed.
AND ANOTHER
WE'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE
DEAD
NBC ON COMMERICIAL WEBM
>>153316817The only noise that actually unironically bothers me is fingernails on one of these kinds of magnets.
fuark I turned it off and was going to bedpost the new crash immediately
>>153316841clipped a gate, watch the fucking video
>>153316846Sorry we're busy
>>153316841She had a woman moment.
now this is an actual crash that can fuck you, not the overracted bullshit for the cameras
>>153316866They're not showing a replay. DEAD.
Why are italians so shit at organizing events?
>>153316498This really reminds me of Homer Simpson skateboarding over Springfield Gorge:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro2tAEBoNDI
I wonder if they'll bring back the same chopper and rescue guy.
>>153316789Women and their retarded bids for the tiniest sliver of attention...
>>153316448RIP ACLs, MCLs and the meniscuses
Wait another US crash happened? NBC was showing a commercial.
>>153316770Do it Anon
need replay? not sure if the crash was on the live
Fuck NBC
the first aid just ski past her lol
>>153316818yeah they're called nicknames
>>153316817>if you're annoyed by annoying sounds you actually have a disease goy
>>153316862stop watching NBCget a VPN and use CBC or BBC
>>153316841Looks like her right pole accidentally caught on the flag which forced her to twist clockwise.
whyd they ignore her
>>153316889No. That was his name.
more helicopter kino
>>153316825Does it actually work like that? Is it like the reverse of F1 track development where untouched snow is faster?
>>153316817i never really cared about the styrofoam sound but the drones are annoying as fuck, i noticed it in the speedskating first
>>153316825that's for sure a factor (made worse by Vonn's fall)but the runners going down later are also the unseeded ones, so already less competitive
>>153316878Yes, they wait for the chopper to return before they continue the race.Its always the same team.It doesnt take long to fly to a hospital, dump them off and fly back.
heeeeeeeem knee sleepybrit commentators are so fucking reddit, acting like they've just seen someone murdered ffs
>Women's sports
I was reading to switch over to a different sport... but I think I will stay for the tumbles.
>>153316898the rules say so
SHE'S GETTING ARRESTED RIGHT NOW
>>153316888no, they're a different team, CBC commentators said they're not allowed to even go up to her, only medical can
Why can't women ski? Men haven't had all these falls.
>>153316881Woman slammed into the ground at mach 10. She's holding her leg so I think she's alive.
will ANYONE report on this woman's crash or will ALL the media focus on vonn yet again?even with her body broken she's still hogging the spotlight
>>153316817I'm trying to watch the skiing and there's a pointless screeching over half the broadcast.
>>153316899His loicense said Sandy?
>>153316770Watched a video on youtube a few months back from a lad who wanted to do more skiing after he tried it and enjoyed it so what he did was spent a ski season working in a Japanese resort then just spent all his free time skiing. Seems like a good idea. Here's the video (which is quite comfy):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsHXY-kv82Q
oh fuck
Why is she getting DQ?
>>153316898Did she died?
>>153316862>>153316881>>153316887login with your TV provider here and watch the individual event rather than the "TV broadcast", there's no ads then https://www.nbcolympics.com/schedule
Looked down for a moment and missed it damn
how did this argentinian woman even fall? all of a sudden she was just down also, webm?
>>153316898Me when I see someone injured on the slope
>>153316903People carve up the track and the sun melts it.>>153316906>After 15 minutes the best skiers have gone and the winners decided>Competition goes for 3 hours
>>153316928the mountain demands more acls
>>153316928not a correct knee bend in my opinion
>>153316923Do you even know what you're mad at anymore?
>>153316935I'm using Peacock. I get commercials no matter what.
>>153316898What are they supposed to do? She's clearly alive and help is coming
>>153316912another one bites the dust
>>153316928I could hear the pop.
>>153316912>Skiing on your periodYikes.
It’s not best players first. It’s pickems. So like 10th is best. Stupid format.
>>153316950CPR???
>>153316928Ouch!There's the ol' spicy knee
what are we watching while we wait?
>>153316928just kicked out a bit on the landing and kept sliding
>>153316727Based. The best sport ever.
>>153316661Her parents named her "Breezy". All the other skiers are probably bullying her for having such a stupid name.
>>153316927imagine i could just go and leave my silly little volkswagen/audi parts warehouse job for a comfy part time job at a japanese ski resort in Hokkaido
>>153316941Those freeze frames are comedy gold
is the eurosport woman interviewing the Austrian in German girl Italian? strangest sounding German accent I've ever heard
>>153316949see >>153316894
>>153316913really depends on the sport>basketballbitches pls i can play better than you>downhillholy fuck, are you insane?
>>153316928That's not the axis knees should work.Way worse than thay vonn crash
>>153316948i'm being performative of the outrage prevalent in my country. this is an act
>>153316955>The last thing you hear (after your knee exploding) is the drone buzzing by
>>153316977It's always funny to me that all posts are like this and then you watch what's actually happening and they're all friendly with each other.
Helicopter pilot eating good today
>>153316949you're watching the wrong stream then>>153316982the bbc doesn't have full rights in the uk anymore and cbc is ads ridden too, retarded suggestion
>>153316448Don't have your DIN too high bros
>>153316898They were m*n they aren't allowed to touch the women skiiers
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
im fairly certain a sled would be quicker than the helicopter
>>153316913Women's Indoor Volleyball is legit the most kino summer olympics sport.
>>153316448gonna feel that till the end of your life
>>153317007Send in the St Bernards!
>>153316928this is why i chose snowboarding
>>153317007>the sled crashesnow what, who rescues them?
>Vonn knew the risk she was taking by competing on Sunday and had even hit back at a doctor on social media who claimed the injury was "not a fresh tear".>She responded by saying her ACL is "100% torn" and had hoped to defy the odds by replicating the Olympic downhill gold medal she won in Vancouver in 2010.
>>153316999I wonder if they get paid extra per rescue?
>>153317022Balto never crashes
>>153317007Not all the way to the hospital
>>153316912A smooth criminal!
>>153316988Vonn has a tib/fib so debatable.
>>153316927my dad did that when he was young but the resorts got too fucking expensive for me to do it
>>153316562>>153316579when/who was this?
Any vid with sound?
>>153316770>at 23 or is it over wtf is wrong with you. it's like 3/4th boomers anyway
>>153316727three for free
>>153316941ANIMORPHS
>>153317041depends where the hospital is
spurdo sparde :DDDDDDDDDDD
What if this course janny gets the fastest time?
>>153316448Who in the world thought it would be a good idea to clear her to go in with a torn ACL? What were they thinking?
women are so talented
Luckily, she broke her leg in a first world country
ive only been watching since vons crash but overall the curling has hotter women than this event
>>153317036I know the mountain rescuers in Norway are paid a fixed salary, they're on call and are paid the same whether they sit and watch TV all day or are out rescuing. I'd guess it's the same in Italy.
Remind me never to go skiingI need my knees
>>153316978life is for living. Get that job fucked off and do a ski season.>>153317045I think the idea is that you live and work in the resort so your expenses are very low. You'd live where you worked and spend a lot of time working in a kitchen etc.
>>153317074she doesn’t need you to mansplain safety, Greg
>>153317095You can go skiing as long as you have knees. It's skiing without both your knees that causes problems
>>153317095truehow will you kneel like a good goy without your knees
>>153317023>oh shit another one?
>>153317083They are probably flying her to Uniklinik Innsbruck, best skiing accident hospital in the world!
>>153317003Yep, I have mine slightly lowered because when I crash I crash hard and am scared of exploded knees. The thing is I can lose skies and for them it's DQ so theirs are set to some astronomical values that ensure these stay on
why won't these CBC commentators shut up about snoop dogg
Greg won.
>Vonn crashes>15 minute moratorium presenters crying >literal who crashes>a sombre reminder of lindsay vonn's fate there, anyway, over to the skiathlon
>>153316351from now on it's all going downhill vor vonn, it seems
Don't these fucking drone sounds distract the athletes?
>>153317100yeah, they got too expensive for that. jobs stayed minimum wage, housing and tickets went up 20x.
>>153316899Short for Sandrew
>>153317074Why do we have ACLs if they're optional?
>>153317031>woman pretending to be 29 years old for 41 yearsA story as old as time.
This trash needs more elimination rounds
Why does Finland usually not ski downhill? They said she's the first in 50 years.
Heres your Olympic gold medalist bro
if it was me out there, id simply go down the entire slope in the tucked position
>>153317095just do nordic skying
>>153317150so true
>>153317144There aren't any mountains here
>>153317133We also have an appendix and can live fine without it.
>>153317074https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7028848/2026/02/07/lindsey-vonn-torn-acl-winter-olympics-explained/>>153317124wind is loud, they can't hear them
>>153317095It wasn't only through skiing but I've injured myself and dislocated my knees so many times at this point I'm permanently injured, don't do it. If I could go back in time I would just relax and watch sports instead
>>15331714129 is already very old for a girl
>>153317158they all train on the same courses, not at home
TILL I CUM
>>153317145Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Cover Girl.
>>153317176>hagsdisgusting
>>153317095I had massive skiiing wipeouts as a kid.
>>153316622The French Uber Eats drivers do this in Australia. There's one French backpacker who left the country owing $50k in unpaid traffic fines.
So are they allowed to start anytime within that 5 second countdown? That's nice.
>>153317145when did he transition?
>>153317031This is getting funnier by the minute.The fucking hubris of this stupid old cunt.
>>153317170You can probably still do more things than most of the sedentary fatasses here, though.
I've never even worn skis, let alone skied down a hill. Am I missing out?
>>153317169The ACL thing is irrelevant since she only fell from hitting the flag with her hand.
>>153316770Do it. But dont be stingy at get a half day with an actual ski trainer. Worked wonders for me. And also be prepared that you start enjoying it after a few days earliest.
>>153317041Why not just build the hospital on the mountain?
>>153317207It's pretty cool
Has anyone ever been as successful at scrubbing pics off the internet as Tiger Woods and Lindsay Vonn were after their leak? You can't find them anywhere
>>153317192Christmas cakes
>l’amour toujours playingErrrmmm don't the organizers know that's a chud song now
>gigi d'agostinofinally some good fucking music
>>153317207yes, there's nothing like fucking up your leg or worse
>>153317207yes, it's funcross country skiing is fun too>>153317209her leg was still in bad shape going in
>>153317207Not really. But you WILL wipe out. After 30, it is very dangerous.
>>153317223>>153317222Paris Olympics was banger after banger, these olympics have been terrible
NBC isn't showing any of the crashes. This is fucking lame.
>>153317207I got a plastic snowboard for Christmas one year just so I could go down the hill on my street and I never even did that.
>>153317222No. Its unironically one of my favourite songs of all time. Döp dödödöp sylters are incredibly cringe, no matter what their political stance is but I will NOT let them have my Gigi
why are the last starters so much worse than the first starters? Is it that the track gets worse or because the best in training get to start first?>be first place>you get to wait two hours until everyone's finished>spectators leaving>athletes crashing and tearing their acl for nothing
>>153317245even on the bunny slope?
>>153317209Other skiers also clipped the flags and they did fineAnd maybe she only clipped it because her leg was shit?
>>153317222kino
>>153317222chuds have bit off more than they could chew trying to claim a main pillar of italian heritage
>>153317254NBC is showing an ad between every single run in Slalom, ive seen the same ad about 9 times already.Im about ready to hop onto a VPN
>>153317257>SulzIts over. (Really the snow gets that much shittier)
Booo! CBC switches to Cross Country... I was enjoying my lady ankle break alpine...
>>153316670It happened to some guy in the early '90s. He got torn apart going down the track; it was horrible. His name was Gernot Reinstadtler.
>>153317252I recognize a lot of the intermission music the arenas are playing because it's the eurotrash I listened to in high school.
>>153317294did he died?
>>153317207Unless you're naturally talented and agile you'd probably get sick of it before you learn how to do it properly
>>153317145
>>153317210i once did that like 10ish years ago and my "trainer" was a 150kg foid who cashed in 70 euros to be on her phone for 3 hours and tell me to keep my legs together (showed me nothing)
>>153317141Sportsmen don’t know when to finish. But they usually know to stop when injured.
>That giant hole right before the finish lineI keep thinking one of them is going to hit it
>>153317261No but you will go on steeper ones and go fast downhill and will eventually wipe out. Everyone does. A kid or teen can handle it. After even 22, idk.
>>153317207Yes. Do it but start with an instructor unless you want to end up like Vonn.
>>153317310Yes:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gernot_Reinstadler
>>153317222Why don't chuds use their own music, they have people like Kid Rock, Tom MacDonald to choose from yet they just use lib artists
>>153317207it's fun as fuck but if you don't learn it as a kid you'll be permanently stuck at the garbage tier, which severely limits how much enjoyment and adrenaline you can get out of it
>In 1979 Italian racer Leonardo David crashed at Lake Placid, N.Y., and remained in a coma until he died seven years later in 1986.They keep people in comas for 7 years? How much did that cost taxpayers?
Is Lindsay Vonn going to be like Michael Schumacher now?
>>153317357whvlesvm
>>153317319Fr? That sucks. Mine was a 20yo chick who actually gave me very good analytic advice. My wife couldnt teach me how to ski because she learned it at age 4 or something and only ever said "uhh you gotta look where you wanna go". The trainer chick went full on physics with me which made me go down red slopes like a robot but worked. My style softened with practice but I needed the whole "see the edge of your ski? You need to consider thats what youre breaking with and how you need to control your center of gravity etc etc". Best 200 euros I ever spent. Idiotenhügel to Red slope within 3 hours.
>>153317353eternal bleeding is no joke
>>153317375Only if you mean Michael Schumacher in 1999.
>>153317375more like Stephen Hawking
we're back...
We're hearing has been an issue with Vonn's helicopter.
>>153317207 see my essay: >>153316727. Its amazing. But also its expensive af and I only do it so often because Im essentially a trophy husband at this point lol
>>153317207very very fun, the only problem is the fun scales with the difficulty/danger, worst part are the crowds on pleb routes
>>153317254>>153317280stop watching NBCuse a VPN. it's worth it>>153317294jesus christ. just looked him up>>153317291watch (stream) online on gem, not TV
>>153316462You will have Luigi from the Mafia in front of your house one day anon
>>153317397holy shit is this real
>>153317381>tfw no 20yo ski trainer chick who will go full on physics with me
Kazakh commentator trolls that getting down without a fall is a win now.
>just saw vonns leaksvery pink but very meaty
>>153317340i was seeing that too, why don't they repair it?
>bisexual woman>boyfriendof course
>>153317375better to permanently fuck up your leg than your head i guess.
>Italians designs their tracks to kneecap the competition before the next gamesvery perfidious and forward looking, nice one gents
>>153317419post it, take your ban like a man
>>153317357WHORE
Fuck, when did Canada become Cambodia? Nobody wants to see niggers in this country.
Who is the DQ?
yay we finally got a gold medal
>>153317257I think the ridges and gaps in the snow left by previous skiers appear to act as mini speed bumps reducing their performance.
>>153317428>its a conspiraski
>>153317437>a fucking leaf
>>153317419where? they're gone, along with tiger's
>>153317207I would recommend you to just ski slowly, enjoy the environment, get drunk in a ski resort and do wellness at the evening. But they are all very expensive now.You either have enough shekels for a fuck-that holiday, or enough time to actually learn.Anything in between is stupid.
USA
>>153317461>>153317431https://fapello.com/lindsey-vonn/199/
>>153317357>SchwenckeVery chilean name
>>153316593What I heard too.
looks like bubblegumhttps://fapello.com/lindsey-vonn/198/
>>153316941Which 90s sci-fi show is this?
What are the difficulty ratings of these ski slopes? Are they easy ones so the athletes go faster, or are they le epic black diamond slopes or whatever they're called, since everyone is literally Olympian-tier?
not the greatest group of medal presenters for this event
>>153317441in my last ski race when I was 18 there was a hole in the snow by one of the gates that was so big (I sucked so around 100 guys had gone before me, plus it was the end of the season so it was warm outside) that it broke one of my skis and I tumbled down the steepest part of the slope. At least I got out of it unharmed because at that age you are unbreakable
>>153316977There was another one 20 years ago literally called Peekaboo
>>153317496Theyre very steep. But also the twists and turns are insane.
>>153317490Is an outer limits episode about lizard people taking over womens sports.
>>153317475>>153317488I've never had sex.
>>153317074Her body, her choice
>>153317520same
>>153317466Since we're on topic, what places in Austria do you recommend for skiing? A guy I work with said to go there in march because it will be slightly cheaper and less crowded, is that true?I'm good at skiing so I don't care if the tracks are too hard.
>>153317268>Other skiers also clipped the flags and they did finethat's where the ski gods come in>And maybe she only clipped it because her leg was shit?she clipped it because she was looking too hard for an edge
>>153317513>20 years ago
>>153317488I remember back when olympic athletes posing nude meant you'd get a side view that showed absolutely nothing
>>153317513At least her name means something and isn't vapid nonsense.>The name "Picabo" is of Native American origin and is derived from the Shoshone language. It means "shining waters" or "silver creek." The name is often associated with a sense of purity, clarity, and tranquility, evoking images of sparkling and pristine water sources.
>>153317475grim, why was a multi-millionaire NHL player dating this
>>153317182So why don't poland ?
>>153316462Oh ohhttps://commission.europa.eu/law/cross-border-cases/judicial-cooperation/types-judicial-cooperation/payment-fines_en
>>153317513>20 years ago>2006>torinoI'm sitting in the same chair I watched that in...
>>153317401Which VPN works? Mullvad doesn't work for CBC. In fact most VPN don't seem to work unless you are on a completely clean computer with no traces of your original location.
>>153316448>>153317074i think first issue was with rotation from hitting the flag, her knee was just a passenger
>>153317475:/
>>153317496the slopes used for downhill are all black tier yeah, gotta go fast. But even in the other disciplines I don't think they ever go below red tier, you need steepness to make things difficult and interesting no matter how twisty and technical the actual track you build is
>>153316448Predictable really.
>>153317513parents like this should be sterilised to make sure they can't have any more kids, imagine giving your kid a name like this. might sound cute when they're 18 months old but well done for making their high school years living fucking hell you selfish cunts
>>153317581oi you got a loicense for that porn?
>>153317475
>>153317544I'm so sorry bro
>>153317592calm down the most popular baby names in your country are all various spellings of mohammad
that hoholina 11 seconds off the pace. maybe she had triggered ptsd from the camera drone chasing her down the hill
>>153317581>illegally host copyright content>choose to comply with a completely different lawidgi
>>153317604shouldn't the drone make them go faster so it doesn't frag them?
>>153317581I visited the UK London last year. It was fucking awful. I had to use a VPN just to browse 4chan. Everything there is restricted and everyone seemed depressed. What a miserable place.
>>153317541Anything you do, try not to get a speeding ticket in Austria
>>153317604>>153317616Stop being vile. Its ruining your soul.
>>153317558our girl is going to start in G and Super-G, not downhill
GOLDGOLDGOLDGOLDGOLD
>>153317620you dont need a vpn to browse 4ch in the UK, even after OFCOM late last yearwhy you lying
>>153317581Windscribe is a free VPN service that gives you 2GB of data; you can use that for things like this.
>>153317475is this another dyke sport?
>>153317627>twelve gorillion posts about someone breaking their leg>uhhh muh heckin vkranians?reddit continent
>>153317651you can't fool me you old hagcoin slots all the way
>>153317555he was black, they tend to take whatever white woman scraps they can find
What do we watch now?
THIS IS NOTHING LIKE AVATAR
>>153317620>I had to use a VPN just to browse 4chan.Were you trying to browse using phone data? In my experience, phone companies will block all imageboards over 5G because they want you to (((create an account))) and (((verify your identity))) to prove your age, but you don't need a VPN over Wi-Fi.
>>153317616evidently not
need webm with sound
>>153317682mixed doubles curling in 40 bings
>>153317581kek kek kek
>>153317475Not gonna lie guys, i like women but i don't really love women you know? And even more than that i like getting pussy but i don't love pussy.Actually i don't even like pussy all that much.Not sure if you guys understand what i mean? I'm attracted to women but pussy is kinda ugly? I don't love women enough to share a home with one either...Whats my future?
>>153317682Luge
>>153317682Biathlon, join everyone here>>153305770
>>153317685>THIS IS NOTHING LIKE AVATARMore like broken ankle-a-tar! Am I right?
>>153317719Relax and go look at some innie coinslots you're gonna be fine.
>I need an ACL to ski? Sounds like mansplaining to me
Just IMAGINE the stress Lindsay Vonn's knees have been under while she enjoyed a lifetime of getting BLACKED HARD.Maybe that's why they gave out?
>>153317719>odio le donne, mi piace il sesso
>>153317475where is her clitoris?
Ledecka KWAB Ledecka KWAB Ledecka KWAB
>>153317740I still dont know what the clitoris actually is sorryive had sex with 7 women too, just never bothered to learn
>>153317682biathlon in 10 minutes
>>153317739froccio
>czechy wins>niemcy losethis is perfect sporting event
>>153317666vacent slots are the worst occupied slots are the best curtains are inbetween
>>153317764it's her penis you're supposed to touch it or something at least that's what the videos i watch say to do
>>153317776Biathlon is gun shooting where every miss is +1 minute?
>>153317620literally browsing without a VPN right now, idiot
>>153317738
My dad works at the hospital and I can report that Lindsey Vonn ripped apart at her vagina. Docs are busy sewing her back together and she should be good to go in a few days.
>>153317779it was a quote, and it's "frocio", do better
>nobody mentions Vonns screams and criesShe was screaming her lungs out. Everyone who was still at the start must have had the constant background noise of Vonns cries.No wonder nobody after her accomplished anything.
>>153317783im not sure if quite understand what you mean by vacant and occupied here
>>153317852everyone mentioned that
>>153317819the irony of that scene becoming a meme is that in the episode, don can't stop thinking about that little jewish co-worker and deliberately sabotages his work.
>>153317852it happened last thread
>>153317852I still can't hear since Mariah Carey screeches
>>153317852Now you know how she sounds in bed while getting filled up with a painfully large member
>>153317764Lick a pussy. It's inside and at the top. It's a small bump like a pea.
>>153317856should be obvious occupied means there is a "coin" in the slot
>>153317902oh no, I dont care for eating pussynot gay innit
>>153317902>Lick a pussyDon't do that, it gives you throat cancer.
>>153317894it wasn't a pleasant sound, good thing that my member isn't that large
So her career is over then?
>>153317852>me me me me look at meshe is a whore and all whores are punished in the end
>>153317928Young guys get HPV vaccines now so they can lick vagina without getting throat cancer.
>>153317902My lady's is like a mini penis. I don't go down on her cuz I'm not gay
>>153317931skiing yes onlyfans no
>>153317929BASED easily enjoyable very average member haver
>>153317918whatever alinity has is peakdont @ me
>>153317931She's 41. It was probably over either way.
>>153317940>you got a fauci ouchie, so you can lick that yeast ridden hole that bleeds multiple days every month
>>153317950sorry mate you have shit taste
>>153317852roastie screaming and crying typical
Where is the last thread ? I missed that.
>>153317977brought to you by the flag known for hope solos beef curtainsyeah jog on champ
>>153316681Yeah. Less knee stability from tendons and ligaments means that the tib/fib are tanking more of the force and not passing it on to the stabilising forces of the upper leg and glutes
>>153318039>>153295968
>>153317852And they might've been spared those cries if she didn't KWAB before the first fucking checkpoint even ended.
>>153318123muchas gracias
>>153316534I purposely ignore my bank balance, try not to make eye contact with the numbers and just keep on withdrawing
>>153317023Best of both worlds, comfy flying through the sky enjoying a beautiful view with a hot woman who is too fucked up to be nagging.
>>153318040curtains outrank vacant slot
>>153316401Why though? She decided she was smarter then doctors and could race. Kinda deserved what she got.
>>153316401God is already educating her
>>153316711Euros to busy laughing at the grandma destroying her knee
>>153317074olympic baal ritual she is #13 tooloosh farmed SORRY enjoy the gold medals
>>153316594including lie, wait what
>>153316462Based frog.