Celebrini Edition /hoc/vious >>153469760
First to bow to our leaf overlords
My Crosby (:
>>153472038Crosby well drawn, Suzuki half assed, racist much?
>>153472038Why did Celebrini turn into a Suzuki?He's not a carAtleast Crosby stayed normal
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTALL PART OF THE PLAN DESU
KWAB
Bo Burnham scored for Canada
>Canada not putting up double digits against Francewashed up country desu
who gave Bo the shiner?
>>153472038> IIIIVE BECOME SO NUMB I CANT FEEL YOU THERRRE2 goals. Chester is defeated
>>153471966god I envy how cheap europe is. in any case, have fun and enjoy the hockey and food! see if you can find that pekka who's also there'
>giving up 2 to francebronze incoming
To beat Canada you need toShoot 10 times on net, because you will score twiceDon't allow them to shoot a lot of shots on your netSimple as that
Not one french flag in the previous thread. So lets make a game. The first french flag that post from now will get congratulations from all of us for coming here and 10+ (you)´s
>>153472073You should have seen the other one where Suzuki has committing harri-kirri and had squinty eyes
Btw USA even if you somehow make it to the finals, you won't win. 90% of the refs are Canadians as shown by Canadian refs always reffing their own games. It's sad honestly. You're already the best team by a large margin, don't need to be cheating in Hockey just like in Curling.
I should've been here for the finland-italy game, that must've been a fun thread
>>153472105good idea
>>153472105Are you the schizo swede from yesterday?
>>153472126the pekkas were going wild
A little early for a Celebrini?
>>153472105hon hon hon baguette baguette
>>153472126It was shit as fuckBurgers were shitposting non stop turning this place into /pol/
reminder don’t do drugs /hoc/. they are addictive and bad for you it’s not a meme.
>>153472135no
team usa will wreck canada lmao
February 22, 2026 - Gold Medal GameShittington versus HellesuyckShittington regresses to his NHL numbers, Hellesuyck chokes like he always does in high pressure gamesShooting gallery, the game is 10-10 going into OTEveryone is gassed, neutral zone dump into Canada's zone deflects off of Crosby's penis and past Shittington, Crosby's second Golden Goal but for the wrong teamThe IOC commissioner hands Matthews his gold medal and he puts it in his mouth and instantly starts choking
I legitimately wasn't aware the Danes had the mutts on the backfoot yesterday. is that why they're so uppity?
>>153472172_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>153472159They're trying here too
Well Bros it's time for my boomer nap I'll see you for the burger game
eliminated by a country named danmark lol
>be canadian >cheat
Hagel deez nuts!
>>153472164i already do (coffee)can't stop
>>153472159yesterday's denmark game was terrible. I apologize on behalf of my fellow americans
>>153472164> drugs are badWhat do you mean?
that time we too much mans in an exhibition game
>>153472159Spare meWhenever there is a US game euros brigade and get toxic as fuckAt least Canucks are consistent regulars
>>153472174I blame Swayman
>>153472200GIWTWM
Team USA has won a single international hockey tournament in the last 35 years, why exactly are they in contention for winning this one?
Texier :)
>>153472215this desu
best players in the world playing hockey and we have 3 fucking retards talking to a faggot in the stands taking up entire screen. fuck you you fucking faggots. you had a whole intermission to show these fags.
Congrats to team Canada for their first gold medal!
Slovak tv gave up and switched to ski jumping lmao
>>153472222Its not like they're interrupting a great game
>fr9nce
>>153472215Just from looking at the rosters. Their team is really strong. Second strongest on paper.
>canada scores*yawn*
>>153472200>ledditthat guys wife is most likely fat, ugly, and retarded. don’t fall for it bros.
>>153472197I wish I could quit caffeine but I need it to lift
Frogbros... not like this
>>153472222take the stick out of your ass
WE WANT TENWE WANT TENWE WANT TEN
>>153472225What does Binlan even do
>>153472225Thank you burger broAt least 1 more to come on the last day
Guys I don’t think France is very good
LONG LIVE FREE NOVA SCOTIA
OUR guy Hagel
>9-2>9-2>9-2>9-2>9-2WOLFIE DONT LOOK
>mackinnon deadbased frogs
wtf they trying to kill MacK, need this nigga healthy for the playoffs!
>>153472255In what sport? Certainly not hockey that’s for sure.
we're a bake off nation anyway
Hegel is in
The french animator on Radio-Canada is still celebrating the 9th goal like if McDavid won the cup.
Nate’s such a floppy little bitch
>>153472259NOVA SCOTIA REIGNS SUPREME
>9-2>start trying to injure some starsI know France is half black but that is some niggardly behavior
>>153472252Only ever saw then at skiing stuff and skeleton and sleighs and shit
>>153472272>European teams starts losing>Attempts to injure peopleMany such cases!
classic mackinnon dive
>>153472225lmao we have less than Australia
>>153472286that word doesn't mean what you think it means
The Olympics really just seem like a vulgar display of how much better NHL players are than the Europeen league players. It's not even fair.Europoors running a beer league over there.
>>153472284he's a product of his time on the soft pussies
>>153472273:)
>>153472298Sad!
dont think thats a penalty. puck there, arm tucked, he turned and was caught off guard, but no penalty.
Truly disgusting display of gamemanship from these Canadians. And now they need more refpuck for a perfect hit on MacKinnon.Heads up, bitch.
>>153472303Outside of the KHL they are beer leagues
>>153472303i was watching cambodian league clips the other day i could be the gretzky of that league and i topped out in high school
ILS DIS QU'ILS VA TOUER TOUTE NOTRE EQUIPE
Nate didn’t keep his head up. wtf
>>153472285How do they produce so many hockey spergs Nothing else to do?
macklin scored
>>153472310He clearly raised his arm into his headTheyre professional athletes, they're expected to have control over their body
GIVE IT UP FOR 10-2
>>153472164thanks, I'm mostly straight edge. will I remain natty if I take t supplements?
lol
IT WAS 1-1
>>153472333you can watch the replay. its tucked entire time.
>>153472312What do you expect when Canadians have 2 Canadian refs at every one of their games yet their opponents never have one from their country lol. This is the only sport I know where it's okay to have one country ref everyone's games.
et le buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutfucking prick, shut him down
>>153472340kwab
WE WANT TWENTY
When do they kiss?
>>153472323That's not fair because Pol Pot killed all the athletic people.If the Khmer Rouge never existed they could have been a hockey powerhouse.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT CELEBRINI
>>153472259
Imagine being bedard and seeing the guy taken first overall the year after you is having so much success in the Olympics and your stuck at home in chimpago. Lol
When do the close games start. Im tired of 10-2 blowouts
Bedsybros??? Our status?
will Canada try to score 12 to best the mighty Finn's goals scored in an Olympic game?
>>153472038He's so sick
>>153472252They used to be better skiers. >>153472303The best league in Europe is the Swedish league and the best Swedish players play in the NHL. You do the math on what the consequences of that are.
Finland wins 11-0Canada wins 10-2Yep, Finland is winning this
>>153472303Literal retard. Most Italy and France players play in a level below the ECHL.
>>153472328tory blood
>>153472361germany/u.s. later today should be a nail-biter
>>153472328Nova scotian here.. every town has youth teams and in the winter there's literally nothing else to do but go to school, practice and drive down to Yarmouth or up to new Glasgow every weekend
>>153472312>>153472342Getting this triggered over curling is a bad look
>>153472358Cape Breton is the only good part
Is Canada cheating again? Did they but lead and magnets in the puck. Can never trust a Canadian.
>>153472359he's at home in vancouver railing 19 year old chinese trannies
>>153472328it's either that or work on a lobster ship
CANADIA HUMILIATED
Canada lost that fight desu
>>153472391they went back in time and made all the other teams shit
lmao
>*cheats*>*gets pummeled*
>>153472391If you look really closely you can see McDavid grazing the puck with his finger before it goes in the net on every goal. Wait until they play Sweden, they won't let that slide.
absolute state
Damn we are physical this year
KILL HIM TOM
props to that guy for tangling with wilson
>>153472382US is going to destroy Germany, but if Germany can at least prevent a blowout it will be better than this
my stream cut off, why is Wilson chimping out?
Tf was that french nigger doing?
>>153472397he's following in crosby's footsteps and practicing semen retention
>>153472387Explain why almost every ref is a Canadian. Hmmmmmm.
Wilson getting his ass beat by a French no-name
>>153472424spreading that bussy wide open
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
a baguette beating up tom wilson
>ref holding him down while he gets punched in the backJust let them fight at that point
lmao Tom Wilson
Wilson is a disgrace.
Wilson should take some online muay thai classes to prepare for jack eichel's execution in the semi finals
>>153472342That's Gary's plan. He can't get the canacuck retards a Cup, so he's making sure they win some iihf dragshow.
Fuck I was peeingany webm?
wilson got manhandled kek
>>153472428He was not fighting because it's a suspension dumbass
>>153472317The KHL used to be so much better in the olden days. Nowadays shitters in the NHL like Josh Leivo can be league leading scorers
Nice """"sport"""" you have there Americans
>wilson btfokwab
Fighting? Does mean Wilson is suspended for the next game?
>>153472303>American complains about SOVLClassic
>>153472427the requirements are >speak english>ref at a professional levelcanada probably has the highest hockey ref per capita rate in the world you do the math stupid
>>153472328Literally yes.There's no professional sport infrastructure here in any capacity, not even a shitty CFL team, so the only sport to make any money in is hockey.
>>153472454Congratulations on scoring two goals against Canada!Everyone, give Pierre here a hand!
>winning 10-2>still chimping out like unstable babies
>>153472454This is what you get for that De Gaulle fella's trangressions
LMAO GET FUCKED WILSON YOU PUSSY BITCH FAGGOTABSOLUTELY FUCKING RAPED BY SOME RANDOM FRENCH FARMBOY LITERAL WHO
Roast chicken and a latvian game! Lets fucking going boys
>>153472454Ayyyy the first frog to show up!Thanks for stopping by
>>153472461nope. fighting is 5+20.
>>153472423That French guy hit McKinnon.
If I'm Wilson I'm going apeshit in the lockeroom
If Wilson is allowed to play a single match in the Olympics there is ZERO legitimacy. Free reign for Canadians in every single game. At least he lost, sore loser came back for a cheap shot.
Canadian GM was, wow we have these wonderful individuals in our team, also lets add Wilson
>>153472469Ban Canada at this point.
chimp wilson
Based Willy making frogs answer
>>153472387They didn’t watch the tournament of hearts at grandmas house when they were 6They didn’t play curling when they were 10 in gym classImagine getting worked into a bubblin like TRB over something you don’t even understand
> Postage Stamp
europeans are so scared of hockey fights kekwhat a bunch of low-t, dress-wearing SISSIES lol lol
>>153472496Wilson is based if he's playing for you
France doesn't care about hockey, they are a soccer nation
>>153472495damn you sound scared bro LOL
tom primate
>>153472454Henlo frogbro
>>153472452Are you legally blind you stupid fuck? He threw his gloves and fought. He's already suspended for this.
Tom Wilson got his ass beat by some French beer leaguer LMAO
>>153472454Welcome to /hoc/, Pierre :)
>>153472478french farmboys do not fuck around tho
>>153472464Retard. You don't need 50 gorillion refs to have a single ref from any other country than Canada. I guess every ref in Soccer has to be from England according to you.
if wilson is out does that mean bedard is in?
>>153472495cry, bitch
MacK getting a touch of the Wilson and chimping out, sad.
What does he do?
>france scored 2 of 11 shotsnice of canada to give their third string goalie a shot
Are we ever gonna see jt miller chimpout like that
These threads used to have a lot of banter for Canada. You guys have lost your edge. I’m expecting a better effort going forward.
>>153472519>Rules should never apply to Canadians because uhhh...If you're so good, why do you need refpuck?
Cheating after cheating after cheating.We are a scamming nation now.
>>153472545takes shower
>>153472506you don't have much snow
>>153472328Lots of old white people and every small town has a team
If Poolparty was there it wouldn't have gone down that way
>>153472492>throwing a tantrumThe Canadian way
>>153472545Gets beat up by frogs. Probably cheats too.
>>153472509
MacKinnon is creepy. Beady little eyes that are too close set. Dirty player who is always crying and complaining. Thoroughly unlikable
>>153472476De Gaulle was correct though? Amerijews are as trustworthy as perfidious Albion.
>>153472545Make literally everyone seethe.
>>153472545makes fags seethe
>>153472454you're guys did better than expected
fuck what an absolute nıgger MacKinnon is, please god let Pierre from Penisville-sur-Mar give him a career-ending injury with 20 seconds left in the game
>>153472559mass importer the scammer become the scammer simple as
>>153472563It all melted but we got lots this year and more tomorrow
>>153472581based
>>153472545Ends the season of Fiala and sucks a french dick
faguettes btfo KWAB
>>153472545get smashed by frogs
and everything works out to the oilers' advantage
>>153472575He came to Quebec and said it should be free from the Anglo not understanding in his little French mind how many Anglos died to save his worthless country. Should have let the Germans have it both times.
>>153472593He’s even presenting his bussy
>>153472556These europoors don’t understand cheeky chirps, they think everything is serious and just get mad and cry about cheating. It’s honestly pathetic.
France legitimately has the worst powerplay i think I've ever seen
>>153472454How are you
>>153472454>>153472105:)
Coop my nigga play celebrini dafuq
>>153472492Baboon style? I can imagine the red posterior
are you excited to watch Denmark vs Latvia?
>>153472515White Frenchmen play rugby actually.
france should pull the goalie
>>153472624He's trying his hardest not to fight, lol.
>>153472625Hatties aren't allowed in euro style of hockey
>>153472545He’s the in-game entertainment
>>153472624It's hard to tell who started this but it looks like Wilson threw the first punch
>>153472624kek doing gods work
Colorado Goonalanche
Canada can't even win with grace.Penulty Makar.
>>153472600MY Edmonton Oilers :)))))
glass knees
>>153472624
>>153472631Áno
Looks like we are the San Marino of this sport :(
>>153472570it's a testosterone thing, you wouldn't get it
>same # of golds as Brazil kek
>>153472602Fair enough. Also, very few Quebecois fought in WW2 they claimed "conscientious objectors" and refused to fight what they saw as an Anglojew war in Europe. Perhaps they also saw the French as traitors who abandoned them so many times after the Treaty of Utrecht.
>>153472545cry
>>153472624Holy fuck he ragdolled his ass.
>>153472631Yes
>>153472631Yes (:
>Makar getting dummied by a 47- year old alcoholic overweight smoker who's never played a hockey game in his life before nowLMAOLOLLOL
Imagine winning 10-2 but still raging.
>>153472631yes, should be a good game
I have no respect left for Canada as a country. They are as evil as USA in my mind.
>>153472602It's ok, the Anglo isn't going to save him from the ongoing invasion
>>153472590I hope we get more snow
I really want some underdog to wipe the floor with Canada so we can enjoy the seethe
tom wilson just flew over my casa
Canada has won. GG France.
burgers just need to beat the jerries by 10. piece of cake.
>>153472454Congrats on the goals bud
>>153472695Such is life as an insecure and passive aggressive leaf
>>153472704At least we use our evil for evil, little bro leafland dos all of the same shit but claims the higher ground
>>153472724both of them?
Shout out to Tom Wilson for being the court jester.I love that clown and his antics.
ez wingoaler blew cock
>>153472631yes. good luck
>>153472624KEK
>>153472624>comes up from behind after the refs have broken it upkwab
LFG DANEMARK
How bad will chadnadia bitch shitalia?
After the Wilson incident the leafs went apeshitI think we found a way bros
EZ
the hope is slim but still there
>denmark vs latvia
France did better than I thought, bravo
Are prelims round robin?
>>153472624>Covering your head when your helmet is still on??????
>>153472624>the canadian cries out as he strikes you
>>153472720Jerry canister tetsing forever
>>153472631yes :)
Ewwww hiv infected frog hands i would not shake those sorry
>>153472754I am palying Medieval 2 with Lithuania right now. Your units are based
>>153472631no
>>153472631let's have a clean game eurobros
For me it’s Tkachuk.Now that’s a fighter with some spirit
even while canadians are playing the american posters are somehow still worse, just constant pol talk
>>153472624gotta love how frenchie turtled so hard at the end, like little hirlTOM WILSON MY HEROA FIGHT IN THE OLYMPICSnow I have seen it all
BOW DOWN TO YOUR MASTERS, FRANCE
Absolutely no smile on the Canadian team. We are our own enemy now.
>>153472631Hell yeah brother, should Latvia be worried?
>>153472770within the group, yes
Whatever happened to that dumb raped bitch from New Jersey or his alter ego as a Calgary flames anime faggot
>be underdog >send your worst player to go punch the other teams best player in the face repeatedly >they will fight back out of reflex and both get ejected >repeat until you are the better team Explain how this wouldn’t work in the Olympics
Just ended my wagecuck sessionwhat did I miss
>>153472691Makar is not good defensively
Why come all the seethe against Canada? Let’s all just be friends instead. Seething on the internet is gay and for fags. For the rest of the tournament: peace and love! <3
>>153472783Both chuks are pussies who do shit when they know the refs aren't looking They're the annoying kids who give punch buggies and look all innocent and say they didn't do nuffin
This nigga mackinnon getting comforting words from mitchell marner of all people
>least underwhelming latvian start
>>153472815this
>>153472454hon hon hon gg Pierre
>Latvian goaltending
>>153472783fr fr
That was quick
kek Brazil tier results
If there’s anyone else who’ll fight at the Olympics it’ll be Tkachuk.Which one? Doesn’t matter.Screencap this.
>>153472834Lol
LATVIA WHAT THE FUCK
>>153472811Baguettes got raped live
oh fucking hell. how sloppy can you be in your OWN FUCKING ZONE
uh, baltoidbros?
Wow Latvia sucks
What did we do to piss of the Euros so much?
>>153472800yes. not even latvian goaltending can save them
>>153472815a friend like him?
owari da...
>>153472817That’s my favourite archetype of character, yes.
Why did he defund mens Olympics just like he debanked truckers who didn't take the clot shot
>>153472846One of the teams will do this >>153472807To you and it will work. Mark my words
>its already over
>>153472867Swedes seething about curling Not sure about the rest
does this game matter?
>>153472815because canadians are obnoxious and everyone is sick of them
>Potatoland BRILIIANT!!!
>>153472811canada destroyed france but it was briefly 1-1
>>153472867You're associating with known Epstein nation The United States
>>153472800yes ;)
>>153472892All games matter.
>>153472892Nyo In reality, none of them doIt's all bread and circus
>>153472303Too bad Russia isn’t allowed in the Winter Olympics.
latvians are going to lose simply because by losing they'll face us and for them that's their biggest and best outcome which quite frankly, is really pathetic and obvious and ioc should disqualify anyone trying to rig it like this
>>153472867Cheating, paying refs, unsportsmanlike behavior. Normal Canadian stuff so I'm not sure why people are surprised.
>>153472892yeah. denmark could still jump to second in the group.
>>153472867what makes you say this?
>>153472892To people who love watching ice hockey, yes
Tom Wilson got mogged by France lmfao
>>153472897Well if you euros think whining and seething is the solution, then I think you’ll be pretty disappointed.
>>153472913disqualify finland for losing against you as well then
>>153472892Yeah
>>153472937this is 4chan. what else can we do from here?
>>153472867Who cares
I'm scared of what captain america and friends might do to my poor pissy leo
>>153472913but they can't defeat you
are canadians as cocky in other threads on /sp/ or just in /hoc/?
>>153472930Sad!
are you guys gonna watch the inuktitut feed for usa vs germany?
the whitest French athlete
I really wish Wilson didn’t do that, not because I don’t like fighting or something, hell no, but because now all the Europeans are going to bitch and moan about how “violent” Canada is
>>153472937You are fucking obnoxious, you love having it both ways- "Yeah, that's right I'm not a Europoor lol!" "Nooooo, we are nothing like Americans, aaaahhh, we're CANADIAN ACTUALLY!!" I don't think you 're really facing any unusual animosity from Europeans though, I don't know why you keep repeating this.
>>153472952Heckin wholesome Canuckerinos
>>153472807Hmmm if you took away canadas best 2 players are they still favorites against US? Someone contact the US team asap
>>153472939no, fins deserve the world >>153472959wrong. we're not getting past QF no matter who we get
>>153472965i've been watching the inuktitut feed when there's a woman on english commentary
we're not that bad guys...
>>153472962It's all they have and they think they still hold a monopoly on hockey glory
>>153472811>what did I miss A FIGHT LOL
>>153472972To be fair if there was anyone in the world who knew how violent Canadians can be it would be Europeans
>>153472966Andalusians are part french
>>153472966didn't he play for kraken for a while?
>>153472962This is the only thread where their flag has ANY kind of relevance at all.
Aww you guys are so sour about my beloved Canada. You should drink some of my cum. It tastes like maple syrup and it’ll sweeten you right up :3
>>153472867>What did we do to piss of the Euros so much?TOUCHING GRANITE
>>153472962Yeah, there's a chinkleaf in /f1/ who is just as much of a professional clown
>>153472972we'll simply respond with more ICE VIOLENCE
Latvia, I trusted you
ez
>l2tvia
>>153472972>>153472937>>153472815where is this persecution complex coming from?
The absolute state of Latvia.
its overer
>>153473032their 3rd place medal in 2023 was their peak
>>153473032Is it 2:0? I'm not watching
This is just upsetting, pls do better latvia
>>153473019gimi
>>153472972With all the school shootings and stuff, can you blame them? Combined, we must make North America look like a bleak wasteland full of violent mutants and pirates >and normally that's a tourist attraction, but recently, no, not so much
>>153473040this, I wonder too
>>153473013*kneels**opens mouth*
it is over. somehow this one hurt the most
terrible start for latvia
'memeber when Eller got his skull caved in by Marchand
>latvian goaltending
fun fact: latvia's goaltender is divorced at less than 25
this is the second hockey game i ever watch. were latvia ever good?
>hmmm i wonder what connor bedard is doing at the moment
imagine if this was even our 5th most played sport
>>153473103Fluked our way into iihf bronze once, not good otherwise
>>153473103Surprisingly yes
>>153473102Zoomer divorce rates are going to end at like 85%, or maybe they'll come down because nobody will even get married anymore
>>153473103They’ve gotten much better. They used to be a lot worse. Don’t judge them too harshly for just one game.
>>153473103not really but they have a couple of decent players
>>153473110>the voices are getting loud again
russia would BOOTYBLAST these shit EU teams
Well I guess my $1000 bet on France did not pay off
>>153473050It was great thing to see
>>153473111>imagine if we played interesting spirited events >oh well double down on cross country skiingI wish
>>153473103I think they won their first Olympic game a few days ago
>>153473103better than they're expected to be for a nation of 1.8 million people
>>153473110Whys he wearing booty shorts?Isn’t that a bit zesty?
>>153473110he's crying while watching crosby and celebrini hug. he's already looking into psychwards
MOSCOW WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS!!!!
They should invite Bedard to come play next year, I’m sure he feels left out
>>153473122zoomers are not having sex, yet alone getting married
i'd love to join a group hug with crosby and celebrini
Lenins spirit would BOOTYBLAST these capitalists
Nap time for me. Good job on the hockey lads. Go Canada Go!
>>153473151Denmark is not a hockey nation and Moscow is >six times the size of Estonia
>>153472087this post aged poorly
>>153473142huh? somebody translate retard speech
>>153473151Yes Ovechkin.We know, Ovechkin.
>>153473173Zoomer here. I did ask one bitch out once, that's probably better than a lot of other zoomers.
>>153473147bedard wears far zestier things underneath :3
>>153473140>>153473146Slovakia won your group.
honestly if you don't like our athletes and say so, I don't take it personally. As much as I want Canada to win, I shouldn't to defend Canadian athletes if they did something wrong. And if our ath beat your athletes, that doesn't make me better than you. Swedes are just as worthy as Canadians, if not more so because they are mostly high IQ white, Europeans with a west asian minority. Finns, Czechs, the French, Italiand etc. are also worthy.
>>153473151>MOSCOW WOULD BOOTY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS!!!!MOSCOW CANT EVEN GET ACROSS THEIR OWN BLUE LINE AFTER 4 YEARS
do they even pay referees
>>153473176same. buff guys hug well
>>153473172>next yearwhat did he mean by this
>>153473216>they are mostly high IQ white,lolwrong
>>153472668>>153473211because it was Finnish master plan KEKKAKUPOOPOKAKKA all along
anyone else got a sneaky feeling the canadian curling team has something to do with nancy guthrie's kidnapping
>>153473203that's more than me :( t. elder zoomer
>>153473256Word on the street is they masterminded 9/11
>>153473216are we redditposting already?
>>153473244This, Fingolian shamanic rituals made this happen
>>153473040>>153473061crying about people not liking them enough is literally all leafs do
>>153473013Canada's hockey has gone to shit and it's the immigrants' fault. You used to produce hard white kids who could skate before they could read, grinding on outdoor rinks until their hands bled. Real talent, real meanness. These days the ice in Toronto and Vancouver is clogged with guys who trip over their own skates. Pajeets, Somalis, randoms from everywhere. The whole pool of players is diluted garbage now.Trudeau opened the floodgates and let in more than a million non-whites in a single year. They don't mix in, they replace. Actual Canadian boys are getting squeezed out of minor hockey because of diversity bullshit that forces brown kids onto teams even when they hate the sport and can't play. Your national squads look pathetic. Soft, no bite, just nice guys who fold against Czechs or get humiliated by Americans.Immigration wrecked the rest of the country too. Hospitals packed, crime through the roof, taxes killing everyone to fund it. Hockey was the one thing left that felt like yours. Now it's just another slow weak diversity experiment. You aren't making hockey players anymore. You're making crowds that ruin the game for the handful who still care.That's the reason you suck. Nothing complicated about it.
>>153473256
>>153473195I wish you played interesting events like hockey instead of cross country skiing
When I ask girls out it’s usually my own fuckups that lose them.Like I do something retarded after its going great and looking good and they’re like bro I thought I knew you…
>>153473211>Finland has goal record>Finland has shot recordseeth harder
>>153473323I KNEEL
den-lat match looks sloppier and lazier than the average mestis game wtf is thisat least try
>>153473242I don't mean to be rude Italy, but the average Swede wouldn't be able to differentiate you from a turk
>>153473203did she say yes though?
>>153473339>mestis mentioned
>>153473304I understand. But not a single dane does that. all our skiers (3) are from greenland and norway
>>153473350She did say yes, but the date never happened. Ghosted me a few weeks after.Had a baby with someone soon after.Thankfully i never met her, she might have already been pregnant when i asked her out. Massive slut probably.
>>153473387Your excuses are shit, as well, Legoland, shape the fuck up, or else
>>153473217kek. also what is this zigger cope about how this olympics is fake without Russia. Russians are still competing in this Olympics, just without their flag. Russia would not be that good at hockey even bobrovsky has lost it, shesterkin is injured, their team would be a bunch of washup up 38year olds and KHL niggers. They would do better on the front lines of the war getting acked for king monke
>>153473323Slovakia won your group. LOL!
>>153473367yeah my team is in mestis so whatit's international level league
>>153473387>from greenlandah so thats why trump is after greenland
>>153473151no they wouldn't. they'd be quarterfinalists
>>153473262Oldest gen z is 29. It's over.
>>153473415you are retarded
>>153473291TRVKE
>>153473291this has no basis in reality. there's no diversity quota in hockey and if we have any black athletes like sara nurse it's because they are that good.
>>153473432Sooo nothing, I just happen to watch Liiga and Mestis, too >nice to meet another fan in here =)
>>153473479I'm so afraid of turning 30t. 1997
>>153473323>Finland has goal recordCanada scored 20 and Finland only scored 16.
Cope and seethe tr00n
>>153473216>sweden>white
>>153473291travel teams are killing canadian and american sports
>>153473507Yeah, it sucks. Sp. Fuentes has talked about this too. He doesn't want to be old.Anyway, is latvia 3rd in group if lose by 1 goal in regulation?
>>153473399are all women in Latvia evil?
Edmonton should trade for Binnington
>>153473520I meant in one match, Finland scored 11 against Italy, Canada 10 against France
latvia STINKS
I am now checked out of the lat den game. This is genocide
???
>>153473507where's my fellow 2002 chads
>>153473242e se ti cagassi in bocca, signore?
ok latvia maybe stop throwing for a second? Unless you really want to play against sweden for god knows why
>>153473291>>>/pol/
Latvia is not based and trad
>>153473507Start working out now if you don't already. If you have decent genetics you won't experience your first aging cliff until your late 30s (i.e. regardless of what you've been taught by "birthdays" aging is more like falling off a series of cliffs, the period between each cliff gets shorter and time seems to speed up until the finale: death).
>>153473549Most are good and monogamous. Latvia is very much a matriarchy though so you're better off being psychopathic to have some power in the relationship.
>haven't watched hockey since Finland vs Italy >catch a glimpse of the fight with Wilson Anyone got a weebem?
>>153473581My girlfriend was born in 2002, great vintage
>>153473563Just like my islanders
we are unironically winning this whole thing
>>153473606He’s right thoughever
>>153473579SIMPURR GEOMETRY
>>153473554>I meant a stat that doesn't matter Just like the meme tournaments you guys won, lol.
>>153473591We want to be challenged, also this is our best
>>153473342>but the average Swede wouldn't be able to differentiate you from a turkTHE AVERAGE SWEDE IS SO STUPID THEY ARENT ABLE TO DIFFERE YOU FROM A JEET
>>153473549My wife is very loving and makes nice food
>>153473414what?
>>153473615thanks for the advice. I already work out 2-5 times a week but I need to do more cardio
>>153473639God I hope so.
>>153473630You with a 2012 gf, nigga. Stop lying.
I don't like how half of the red line is missing
>>153473291>You used to produce hard white kids
Some whore I went to school with got married and divorce already with a two year old kid at 25 or whatever
>>153473660sorry
>>153473662nice, what's his name?
>>153473415some serious levels of stupid theremaybe you should volunteer for the oosfront.
>>153473606He's right though. Every day more money is being spent paying for untalented immigrants to get equipment, which they use once then sell, instead of developing talent where it exists.
does Denmark get better placement if they win in regulation?
>>153473622
>>153473709Of course. 2nd instead of 4th. Even goal difference matters.
>>153473709Maybe
>>153473641be gone /pol/
>>153473670Yeah, cardio gets really important as you age. You'll feel like shit far less often. Also, know that you're going to start healing slower and old injuries you got as a kid or in your teens, that you haven't even thought of in years, will start causing pain eventually. People never warn about that.
Any good website where I can see the standings? Fucking google doesn’t have it for some reason.
>>153473685>Some whore I went to school with got married and divorce already with a two year old kid at 25 or whatevercarefukk she will call in a year or two and beg to get together for old times sakeand then trap you
NEEDED that one
Here we go!!!! LATVIA IS SO BACK!!!!!!
>>153473685that's insane. I wonder how many of my peers are either obese or have kids t. class of 2016
Does the US-GER game today matter at all?
CUMBACK ISRAEL
So we scored or something?
>>153473696go back to /pol/
>>153473694Hey thats my wife pal, I'm the only one with a willy
>>153473745She already starting to date this one guy who we graduated with that got cucked by some other whore years ago lol
>>153473733Go back, plebbitor.
>>153473756>Does the US-GER game today matter at all?revenge for ww2 and 80 years of occupation
not so fast, pastries
>>153473733Cry more Samir
>>153473744check the olympic website
USA USA USA
For those who are sick as FUCK of Olympic hockey and national zeal, the Omega League and Quack League are coming on soon, with Niagara visiting North Bay Battalion and the Cataractes attacking the Wildcats >should be very Canadian, and I know you like that
>>153473765>>153473774
>>153473773ha maybe they keep a list in a book of who is cucky with money or who is poorfag.
>>153473774Fake dialectic. Epstein was a 4chan mod ghislane was a reddit mod.Anyway, 3:1.
>>153473415> t. globohomo
>>153473756
>>153473744>Any good website where I can see the standings? Fucking google doesn’t have it for some reason.https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/schedule
>>153473804dont you have to stop some indian from playing hockey
>>153473821>>153473821>>153473821NEW
>>153473744https://www.tsn.ca/olympics/mens-hockey-scores-standings/>>153473819
When are the playoff brackets announced?
>>153473630lucky, my 2001 is turning into an old hag already
>>153473819No, I mostly focus on stopping them from stealing from the food banks at which I volunteer on weekends.
>>153473815we're not the country run by pedophile jews with zogbots marching on every city
>>153473849what a big man you are pretending to be a bouncer
>>153473834when the round robin games are done
>>153473880Back in January I stopped one who was trying to take 15 jars of tomato sauce (all that was left at the station). Seriously, go volunteer at a food bank and watch how long it takes you to start hating jeets.
>>153473819I imagine it's the skating on ice part that keeps Indians away
>>153473872You're run by a Bank of England cunt, globohomo retard.
>>153473928>try and help your fellow man to be a better person>turns you into a bitter anti-immigration retardnty
>>153473999>volunteer at a food bank>every week see jeets on student visas trying to take everything from people actually in need>once on a while they harass volunteers telling them they can't take the entire stock of an item>some fag who has never done volunteer work in his life tries to talk down about disrespecting immigrants Lol
>>153473756USA has to win by 10 to avoid you in the QF
>>153474064you are extremely righteous there gordi volunteer with your mom every night you hit up the food bankwe go over to your place and try and make you a brother
>>153473999>your fellow manthat indian would scam your grandmother out of family heirlooms if he could get away with it, fuck off with that sentimental bullshit that has driven you to this point
>>153474100I volunteer at food banks and you went to one with your mom once because you have no friends. You're peevish and resentful whereas I'm righteous and just. We're not the same.
>>153474130you do community service cause you drove drunk into a telephone poleyou are not the same
>>153474127why even have the foodbank then if it cant serve its purpose
>>153474175Didn't read. You're a jeet who steals from people in need whereas I donate my time to them.
>>153474213booze boy doesnt like being reminded of the incident
>>153474205That's why we need to ban jeets from them. It's hard for them to serve their purpose when a bunch of smelly idiots think it's a "free food hack" that helps them save money to see bobs and vegene on OnlyFans.
>>153474246Didn't read. You lose. Bye, jeet.
>>153474256you didnt understand, he suggested that only indians use themwhy do you spend your time helping the people you hate?
>>153474280>he was trying to wintypical /pol/tard
>>153474284No he didn't. He pointed out Indians stealing from them is a constant problem and if you check online it is. Some food banks have had to ban students because Indians on visas were taking all the food and posting about it online.
>>153474342sure he did dipshit, if my fellow man is a indian scam artist then the entire pool is taintedi bet you love placing food into their brown hands
>>153474369No one made that argument and up come off like more of a loser with every post. I used to think redditors like yourself were misguided but you're just genuinely bad people. Good luck.
>>153474471i made that point here retard>>153473999you need everyone to have a label
>>153474512You haven't made any points, anon. God bless :)
>>153474546yet you felt the need to reply to me over and overwhy do you feel the need to lie on the internet?
>>153474604It's obvious you want attention and that your parents failed to teach you the difference between positive and negative varieties, anon. That's why you spend your time having fights on the internet instead of helping people who need help. It's sad but perhaps one day you'll grow up and develop admirable beliefs you can actually motivate yourself to act on in a tangible way. Perhaps not. Either way, God bless :)
>>153474717you picked this fight with me, so what does that say about you
>>153474753>N-NO YOU!Alright, anon. Whatever you say. God bless :)
>>153474811whatever you say? okIt's obvious you want attention and that your parents failed to teach you the difference between positive and negative varieties, anon. That's why you spend your time having fights on the internet instead of helping people who need help. It's sad but perhaps one day you'll grow up and develop admirable beliefs you can actually motivate yourself to act on in a tangible way.go fuck yourself
>>153474843God bless :)
>>153474853got you on a string
>>153474880Whatever you need to feel a semblance of control, anon. You need the dopamine. Once again: God bless.
>>153474905i dont need anything from you, but you deliver all the same
>>153474938:)
>>153474950reduced to punctuationsad
>>153475027you got a license for that keyboard?
>>153475027Sadly, many such cases.
>>153475071anon needs more training to be a bouncer
