>Wednesday 18th February 20268pm Wolverhampton Wanderers v Arsenal>Saturday 21st February 20263pm Aston Villa v Leeds United3pm Brentford v Brighton & Hove Albion3pm Chelsea v Burnley5.30pm West Ham United v AFC Bournemouth8pm Manchester City v Newcastle United>Sunday 22nd February 20262pm Crystal Palace v Wolverhampton Wanderers2pm Nottingham Forest v Liverpool2pm Sunderland v Fulham4.30pm Tottenham Hotspur v Arsenal
This is peak design. Why does everything have to look so babylike and gimmicky compared to this in 2026?
>im putting together a team
I kept thinking Igor Tudor was actually former Derby & West Ham defender Igor Stimac.
>>153514654What are you like hah x
>>153514540I still want answers on the anon who would alphabetize the schedule in the OP, what the fuck was he thinking?
They call themselves something but we can't say it
>>153514540>4.30pm Tottenham Hotspur v ArsenalLadsWe're ending their title race
>>153514767how do you plan on stopping saka flying up and down the wing at pace?
get the Ys relegated
>>153514829probably the best joanna newsom album
>>153514827Elizabeth is armed with a blow dart with extra strength smelling salts which will stop his rollicking rolling and magisterial cavorting runs carouselling down the flank once twice three times a starboy
>>153514862Down in the League OneWhere Lincoln and Port Vale usually playThey left the title race open wide
>>153514540Why's the Everton game not in the OP you fucking nonce
wow, this thread was made after 500 posts i'm amazed/epl/ is on its way back
>>153514930Liversisseh lost!Hurray for the English Premier League :)
>>153514906Monday seemed a stretch too far
>why can't we thay it? they call themthelves it
>If we can't say it, the game's gone. I'm gonna say it roight nao
>>153514960fink diss wun is a good ladsays it how it is
>>153515071u fink?
>>153514960>>153515034
>>153514767You're actually getting another 2 injuries and +5 GA. They'll sack Tudor by the end of it. TKD.
>>153514654i remember 20+ years ago i was playing a football manager sim from the mid-late 90s and signed Stimac not knowing who he was and my brother mocked me.
>>153515720do you mind explaining what "TKD" means?
>>153514887nice
>>153516040wish that stool was my face
i am going to say it
PUT EVERTON IN THE OP
>>153516121yesYesYES
>>153515836Totaal Kick Doelt it's the Dutch for "total football".
>>153516052corr ill put a stool on your face if you like
QUEERBOY BUSHITTO STINKA
notice how when
I don't rate Saka
remember when balogun was the goat new hot property england future striker taking over from hurricane? i remember
>>153516802How can you not rate Saka? He scores 6 goals every single year
happy to hear that clattenburg wont be getting employed again in the uk
>>153514930This is what happens when David takes a break because he got KWABbed by the "based mods"
>>153517910hope he does u chud
>>153514939That part
screaminglove our keysey
I think tha
>>153514540
i will do a very unspeakable thing if Arsenal don't win a single game against wolves and spurs
Transchester Dilated legend Wayne Trooney
>aws in the thread
sending love for all my brothers and sisters of the /epl/
Meanwhile, in the National League: https://twitter.com/DAZN_NationalLg/status/2023867298562605559
Appearantly Jamaican-born superstar Sterling has demanded that all Feyenoord training take place in Belgium so now the whole team has to haul ass across the border to Tubize, where the Belgian national team also always get together to train. (Feyenoord is a city in NL, not BE)
fuuuucking hell
>>153519378>equal pay
Off to the gay gooners meet up, bringing extra lube and baby oil just in case
just learned it was a spurs supporter who got corbyn oustedyeah they can get to fuck, hope they go down this year
>>153519489there there dianeyou will find another old commie one day
>>153519378How am I supposed to take women’s football seriously. How.
>>153519602The funniest part for me is it being scored in what appears to be an entirely empty stand.
>>153519378has to be AI. Even a blind fella would have caught that.
>aw told us the anon guy called him a w*g, but the anon was saying he only called him a gay gooner
>>153519489Damn, I didn't know Spurs were this based
>tonight
notice how much calmer the thread is without the tranny from manny around
>>153520544Praying they come away with a draw so they rotate at the Etihad
>>153520589Doesn't justify him being banned for calling Spurs fans what they call themselves. Vile lot.
>>153520664>t. bloke who keeps getting banned
fink it was a romantic evening at the aw household?
>>153519489>hope they go down this yearSave hope for less likely scenariosEveryone fucking hates them, clubs will conspire to send them packing
>>153520664that's not what he was banned for, he reports people saying that word that spurs fans call themselves
>>153517910what if he turns up at your local supermarket and starts working therehuh? huh?
>>153519378neuer is still to blame for this cancerous coaching goalkeepers are receiving
>>153514540Goated defence right there
real talk, why are black people so fragile?
David already reported you for that one mateBut you can see how great they are when they're taking pens in important matches for England
Is this Dave's new gimmick? Pretending to be banned and unable to perform a simple ban evasion task
Mou says Vinicius "Vini Jr" Jr only has himself to blame
vini jr's picture is going to be on the last page of the book entitled "why racism stopped being a taboo"
I like Vini and I like Keir and I like Donald They make people seethe
>>153522720No one seethes more than Vini though
>>153516040lefty merchant
>>153522884True, the seether also does the seething
>>153522720at least our elected dandies over here can throw a punch
>>153514540What will Howe do for his next masterclass?
Thing is that the Yid Army really are a fucking shit set of supporters. A relegation is clearly what they want so everyone wins when they go down.
>>153524666satan speaks the truth
>>153524666HE SAID IT. HE SAID THE WORD.
aw with the voodoo curses now blimeywhat a character (evil)
>>153519378kek probably wouldnthave even gone in if she left it
>>153514767>>153514540heading to the spurs game on sunday, what should I expect? other than >us getting shat on
>>153524666would rather be relegated than see arse win epl
do foreigners also look at these teams and think "how do you pronounce that bro"
>>153525425Reckon Big Tudor will give Arteta a SLAP
>>153520544Fucks sake
Noticing how quiet the threads have been since the GOD MODS banned that freak LiversissyThinking Nottingham Forest will get a result this week for Emporer Marianakis.
>>153526820That part x
>Uefa is ready to back Fifa’s proposed expansion of the Club World Cup to 48 teams for the next edition in 2029 in a sign of improving relations between their respective presidents, Aleksander Ceferin and Gianni Infantino.Fucking grim
qarabag playing more like finnadab
>>153526820Specifically this
this team brought chelsea to a draw btw
>>153526820wtf gay fag in the video
>>153528075>beat Benfica and Frankfurt from behind>draw with Chelsea>beat Copenhagen>now look like a literal pub league side at home against the almighty Newcastle?????????
>>153528075>Shitcastle beating a team Chelsea drew with 5-0This is gonna have the leaf bubbling
carrier bag versus poocastle is a champions league knockout round fixture
>>153528251wrong, Newcastle are one of my favourite northern teams
If the captain isnt the highest paid player, you support a mercenary club.
>Championship strugglers Leicester City have confirmed former player Gary Rowett as their new manager until the end of the season.Getting the Championship equivalent of Big Sam in to prevent relegation to League One. If you had told a Leicester fan in February 2016 that this was going to happen in under a decade, they would have laughed at you.
>>153529266Correct
>>153528503Bubbling away as predicted
>>153528224The power of Eddie Meme finally dropping his dog shit 3 man flat midfield system
>>153529632helicopters are dangerous they should have known
i can't fucking stand gordon man
>>153533551>i can't fucking stand gordon man
BOSS
>>153533551When I see his face I hear a witches cackle and think of frogs and cauldrons
>arseshit almost choking to wolves againgrimoli
it's not slipping bros. arsenal are just too good
>time wasting versus wolves
>>153533861catch me in /hoc/ how bow dat?
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAPPENING
>>153533796HOWEVER
>>153533861>time wasting faggots get their just desertspoetry
lol. really funny goal
it can't happen again can it
I said it before and I'll say it again. Boggles my mind that people kept saying Arsenal would walk the rest of the league. Yes, City aren't the same City that can go on a giga run but they don't have to.
i fucking hate those subhuman scum goonersget fucked
>>153533988>near-40 year old foreign arsenal plastics crying about having won "nothing relevant" in their lifetimesLMFAO
arteta IN
a draw away is not a bad result
subhuman scum
arteta just needs a couple more billions and a couple more decades and he'll bring that premier league home
>>153534182honestly has to be the most unlikeable player in the league for me
>>153534197for me, all arsenal players are tied for the most unlikable player in the league
When the pressure is on these fools crumble like a freshly dunked rich tea bicky
they're actually bottling it lmaothe worst fanbase by far curse them so
>>153533970>it can't happen again can it
Absolute bottle job of the highest order! Maybe Arteta isn't the answer?
it do be like that
klenkteta phase 9 loading
So much disrespect shown to Wolves from the BBC. Really dislike how openly partisan their coverage is
>>153534303well put m8
Genuinely incredible how little Gabriel trusts Raya. Why the fuck would you jump into your keeper at that moment in the game? Just let him catch the fucking ball.
Would be funny if they end up 3rd after all this guff
Wolves know they're already relegated but still managing to defiantly scratch league leaders Arsenal on their way down. Based.
Arsenal only conceding 4 less than city is kinda crazy when you see how much they sacrificed stylistically to be defensive.City are playing with midfielders at fb, one dm and they aren't particularly good at controlling games this season.
>>153534725City's new set up is Rodri, O'Reilly and Bernardo all doing a job at DM with the buildup and it's working pretty well. But I watched their B-team playing against Salford and it was unbelievably shit and uninspiring.
>>153534710everyone hates those scum
It's happened AGAIN
Well well well
>>153534900plsit would be so fucking funny
next season fc they're calling them
imagine the meltdown if spurs win sunday
>>153534187if they dont win the league this season sack him period(possible four consecutive second finishes gtfo out of here)>>153520589i understand why lange and vinai wanted to keep him(stability)but his situation was untenable after the nld at the emirates should have sacked him then and thereif im in his shoues im taking the benfica job if its available
>>153534900They have the opportunity to be the ones who land the fatal blow.
Villa can still do it
what a photo
We're all forgetting the real story here that Wolves are now up to 10 points!
>>153534611It's 100% up to the goalie to shout and claim it.
>>153535071to addi thought frank was a somewhat sensible of an appointment and im not blaming him for trying his luck but he played some of the worst football i have ever seen in a long ass timehe had the opportunity to rise to the occasion and fucked it upat least under ange we had courage and forfeited the pl season after eintracht>>153535131if that happens ill be even more jubilant than the 2022 onei just want that terrorist arteta and that prick eze be miserable
It's di history of di Arsenal
>>153535306Yeah, fair point. I was genuinely going to say both of them at first. How long have they been teammates now and they can't communicate?
Holy shit if arsenal choke the league from here its by far the worst choke in PL history
>Arsenal's upcoming fixtures: Spurs, Chelsea, Brighton, Everton, City, Bournemouth, NewcastleIt's genuinely over if City beat Newcastle this weekend
>>153535488Seven draws
How many players do you reckon get these undershirts printed off in case they score, and then they just don't and never get to show anyone?
my reaction to this evenings result
>>153535488City don't look great away and they still have to play Leeds, Bournemouth and Chelsea away, they could easily drop points in these games.
>Arselel
>>153535591Tudinho will whip the lads into shape
>>153535584The whole Arsenal team had "50 Not Out" on their undershirts before famously choking away their streak before reaching that milestone
>>153535624>banking on Leeds to beat themBit grim that AW
>>153535283I legitimately think Derby's record is one of two that'll never be beaten in the premYou have to be so, so, so, so fucking bad to not get 11 points. Even a team as bad as this Wolves will get 15 easilyThe other unbreakable record is Chelsea's least conceded, it's insane
They BOTTLED it AGAIN
/arse/ is beautiful reading>How is it fair newcastle have to play against city on Saturday after travelling back from Kazakhstan tonight?>Rigged as fuck by FA and PGMOL as usual
>>153535701City have dropped points to all the teams around where Leeds is in the table and Leeds nearly got a draw at the Etihad this season too if not for Foden's last minute winner
BOTTLEJOBS
>>153535723>The other unbreakable record is Chelsea's least conceded, it's insaneArsenal fans proudly declared that they would be breaking that one earlier this season
they're fucking bottling it jesus christ
>>153535791Youre obsessed you sad pathetic scouse cunt
>>153535723it's happening this year
>scouse cunt samefagging every 60 seconds
How can Arsenal be expected to perform if it's raining?
>>153535867Lmao
AW RATTLED tonight, just like his club
>>153535791kek i remember thissuch delusional little customers
Elizabeth I can't feel my legs
>>153535746Absolute schizo shit
>>153535746Think the most remarkable thing is how popular that general is. Is it just a safespace for people who got banned off the Arsenal subreddit?
>>153535723>>153535867if I go back and watch every goal Chelsea conceded in this season, is it safe to say every goal was a pure worldie
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771456425418710.mp4 hehe
Gyokeres played the full 90 mins btw
>>153536325Can't make out shit
>>153536366how many shots on goal?
>>153536380you deaf?
>>153536402Completely incoherent to my ears.
>>153536427well good luck learning english before reform get in
>>153536380"2nd is all you'll ever gonna be!"t. forener
i know it was you raya. you broke my heart
>>153536443Bizarre post to make considering it's literal noise with no words.>>153536496Not even sure how you made that out. Just a wall of noise to me.
>>153536496its "2nd again ole ole"
>>153535746What so it's just a coincidence you stupid fucking idiot? I'm not an even an Arsenal fan and even I can see it from a fucking mile away that it's rigged.
>>153536521prefer my chant>>153536496
>>153536533newcastle got the easiest game possible and its just past turkey on a private jet they're not going to the moon its a few hours in luxury
>>153536567We will lose against city regardless of rest time. We've beat them 3x in the last 25 matches.
phwoargarn be delicious when igor tudor inflicts the killing blow that devastates the arsewog epl campaignphwoarmeats back on the menu innit
LOL
>>153534182He bombed the mosquera
>>153534438He’s a fucking monkey desu
>>153536996whoa there, that kind of language is NEVER acceptable#kickitout #endracism #blm #georgefloyd
>Seinfeld bass starts playing
>>153536805I'm fully erect
lads is Anthony Gordon world class?
>wake up>Arsenal bottled it againGay Gooners...
>>153537665Pissi, Penaldo and Lewandowski built their legacies by statpadding against Romanian farmers in the CL so yeah, why not
damn what is going on in Norway
>>153538421holy shitnot even his trophygood ebening'skekHOLY SHITANGE AT SPURS WAS BETTER THAN ARTETA
https://x.com/GeronimoMorgans/status/2024302321602351227 grim>inb4 webmit's too long and my twitter video downloader doesn't work atm
ugly playstyle and not winning, does Teta have anything left?
>>153538576Plastic pitch and freezing cold o algo
its nice that hating a*senal unites everyone
>>153540963this generation of arsenal fc is just such a clearly evil, cynical team; deprived of all joy and fun. i'm an unapologetic wootcher yet they are my least watched team because they are a total slog to watch and they are a bunch of thugs so i hope they lose the title again
>>153536533Absolute schizo shit. Take your fucking meds you beautifully insane gooner.
newcastle have won like 1 of the last 55 league matches against man city and it would've been a draw if foden had a pen, i seriously doubt they need help
>>153541156Don't forget it's AT Manchester City as well. Before Elanga scored in the League Cup two weeks ago, their last goal there was scored by USMNT legend DeAndre Yedlin in September 2018.
>>153535372Gabriel can't call for balls in case he blinds teammates with his Turkey teeth
up the toons howaaay the lads
>>153540051Big box of lightbulbs?
>>153541733ExcellentS
>>153541156>expecting anything out of newcastle at all
>>153541733scapegoat
>>153541420>ynr Matt Turner
>>153541867Incredibly was still in English football just last year.
>>153541733I don't care how many 17 year olds he shagged desu
>>153542085this is probably more about his time as a trade envoy and supposedly passing inside info to self-admitted sex offender epsteinso he may have abused his public office in return for getting skirt regardless of said skirt's age
lmao
>>153542491I just watched that, I love that Judges tried to start off calm but he's screaming by like 40 seconds in
>PL try to rig the NLD for Arsenal>Spurs power to a win through a new manager bounce and a worldie from one of their shit players, Simons or someone>Arsenal lose the title by 2 points>Spurs get relegated anyway
absolutely embarrassing to have 10 men behind the ball pinned into your own box against fucking wolves
>>153542831Not really much you can do when a 60mph wind picks up the ball mid-air and takes it out of the path of the keeper and defender's jump
>>153542888Kek.
Any deserve-to-win-o-meter for last night yet?
>>153542908It is btw
He won
>>153542962He wins even when he loses because if Arse wins he's happy and if they lose he rakes in the superchats
>>153542962he always wins in the end
>>153542398The big news from this is the police have likely taken all of his computers to investigate. Imagine the shit they find on them
>Ange on the Overlap>Neville has to shoehorn in some pro-immigration bullshit about how Ange's parents moved to Australia and proved the bigots wrongvomit
>>153542962
>>153540963nah not everyone hates that grim club and even more weirdly not everyone unites to hate manure
wow if man city win their remaining 12 games they are the premier league winners
>>153540963don't hate arsenal at all, they're just one of many funny clubs in the PL that provide laughs on a regular basis
only thing hateable about arsenal outside of their tactics are their players and fanbase
Arsenal choking? Love to see it.
>>153545384>scouse actor>wearing man united kit>post about arsenal SAAR
>>153545072don't forget the manager
If United had beaten West Ham, they would currently be in a title race.
A dream comes true for our abs, don't watch if you don't want to cryhttps://youtu.be/6APjsZaqweI
>>153546052Kys Liversimp
>>153546051>If your nan had wheels, she'd have been a bikeShame she was the town bicycle instead
>>153546068a very angry and bitter response to a life-affirming video
>heh when is the manure game in europeat 8pm, chud
>>153546360but seriously guess ill check out how number 4 does
>>153546051They are in the title race
Anybody know where Liverpool is in the Premier League table?
>>153546051>Villa are a lot better than United and Villa aren't in the title race>If United were just 2 points behind Villa they would be in the title raceI wish it was next season so Dave would crawl back under his rock.
>>153514540 I see Gabriel had yet another life threatening head injury last night that he rolled around for a few seconds with making out it was as if someone hit him with a cricket bat.I think he’s going to have to retire early like some of the rugby players do when they have too many head knocks.WHAT’S THAT?HE WAS FAKING IT AGAIN AND JUMPED STRAIGHT UP AND RAN OFF WHEN NOBODY FELL FOR IT?Alright, never mind then!
>>153546497>Villa are a lot better than United
>>153546495if Guehi had been sent off Liverpool would be in a title race
>>153546569If Slot had spent another half a billy he'd still be a bald fraud.
>>153546474>They are in the title racethe title of most unhoused supporters
If Haaland was white city would be in a title race
>>153546586Well Liverpool win that every year so I don’t know how serious they’re taking that competition really
why don't we just have a stopclock system? feels like it would solve timewasting overnight
>Millwall may be promoted. Do we really need another soulless London-based club?
>>153546605
>>153546569OH THE COPE STARTS NOWnever change liversissy
'pool were top of the table before giovanni leoni got injured, if not for that they are in a title race
>>153546650Hey
Liversissy be like >if the other 19 teams were removed, liverpool would be #1!!
a lot of savvy pundits are saying that had Chelsea had a proper manager and weren't hamstrung by being forced to play with 10 men half the time that they would decidedly be in the title race
>>153546790damn, that means i'm smarter than a savy pundit. or maybe i just watch more chelsea than them
Oh it looks like David is back from his 3 day, thread ruinedMan United Women's legend Ella Troone
>Open /epl/ for first time in weeks>Characterfaggotry>Close /epl/
>>153547516Should've used it the past couple days before Hasidic David came back. Can't call Spurs fans what they call themselves.
I don't care in what order you had them, if you had all these teams in your top 6 before the season started i'd say you must be hiding a crystal ball
>>153547792
"stars"
>>153547987
Is it true that Andy Carroll is a sex offender now?
Oh dear... looks like Liversissy is back...He's not gonna be happy when Forest win this weekend...
>>153548703Genuinely, why is he so mentally ill?
>>153548703
Forest and West Ham showing good form of late. Operation Boot The Ys Out is in full flow.
>>153537665no eddie mong is just trying to prove some kind of mong point before he gets sacked
>>153548807surprised you are still showing your face here aw
Spurs are simply a better club than Arselel
>>153548946has no shame does he
>>153537665I gave a perfect comparison to someone who shall remain nameless for now, but Gordon was like a trapped man under a boulder, in complete pain but also seemingly resigned to his fate. Suddenly came word that Liverpool might be sniffing around in the summer and Gordon, now completely reinvigorated, finds the strength of ten men (I should have said 11 men when I initially made the comparison for obvious reasons but c'est la vie) and lifts the boulder not only off of his person, but over his bloody head!
Arsenal have taken a league-high total of 117 minutes to restart games from corners in the Premier League this season; indeed, they also have the longest average delay of restart from corners (44 seconds).
>>153549119>; indeed,oof
>>153549172foy
>>153549112he'd make a great addition to the Liverpool bench
not looking good
whomst did palace draw with? zrinjski?
2ND AGAIN OLE OLE2ND AGAIN OLE OLE2ND AGAIN 2ND AGAIN2ND AGAIN OLE OLE
>>153549372>the eerie similarities>they conceded an injury time equalizer to a team from the midlands in game 27>that's itwow spooky
>>153549653It's actually criminal how sharteta is just allowed to embarrass the EPL the way he does with his choking.
>>153549653mental midgets
>>153549254>Paying £130m for some shit to sit on the benchI can see it. Another Slotto masterclass.
>>153549653People were saying that Arsenal were going run away with it back in December/January.
>>153549777As if Slot had any say in the money they spent. He's just a puppet for Richard Hughes.
still remember when gordon moved from everton and no one could understand that transfer, and thought well maybe there's some method to the madness but no, it was because eddie mong is a fucking mogn
>>153548807We need the Y A gone and luckily they are complete shite so it WILL happen THIS season Maddison and Kulusevski saving themselves for their new clubs
>>153549777>£130m for Anthony GordonAre you okay m8?
>Maddison and Kulusevski saving themselves for their new clubsthis but rice, eze, zubimendi and saliba
classic aw melty after a bottlelove to see it
>>153550187you would think by sheer law of averages they would've won at least one by nowthey will never get a chance like this again, absolutely mind boggling that they're somehow choking it.
>>153550120>>153550187>>153550240>>153550245Warra protest you vile Y No /epl/ for you next season by the way as that will be off-topic posting :-)
>>153548749Kek
Penfold thinks he's MLK.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cvg8p0dyjrvo
>>153550402boiling
>>153550402seething
guess manure got snubbed in january
he's trawling the archive
>>153550187Damn I heard Man United won the league 2 weeks ago, why aren't they on this list??
calm down aw it'll be ur turn soon to get kwabbed by the archive
>Leicester City’s legal battle with the Premier League continues to rumble on as both parties formally lodged appeals related to this month’s decision by an independent commission to deduct the club six points.>The club’s appeal is understood to include their belief that the EFL should not be able to impose a sanction on behalf of the Premier League, after the rules were changed last year.Are they arguing that the points deduction should be delayed until they next appear in the PL, if ever?
>>1535504156 and a quarter years left of this shite (Chelsea famously let managers see out their contract, his being 6 and a half years yes 6 and a half years)
>>153550573>Are they arguing that the points deduction should be delayed until they next appear in the PL, if ever?Yes. I'm sure this was being discussed when they last went up as well. Either them or another club.
>>153550187It shouldn't be an arbitrary point system. The champions should be whoever spend the most time top of the league.
>>153550187Kek
will this be the 4th second in a row for Arteta? that's pretty impressive, he's put choking on a new level to Arsene Wenger
We can do without the passive-aggression from the terminally-indoors Ys next seasonAnd thankfully they will never be allowed back in /epl/
>>153552646genuinely thought you would end it all after the bottling was confirmed again awgood on you to keep on going fighting
>>153552646How's life being as dull as you are?
>>153552480City won 4 in a rowArsenal bottled 4 in a row
No Y protest on the horizonNot that these no-life Ys would be going anyway: >>153552704 >>153552770
>>153553176lmao
>>153553176omds
>>153553277take your pills
>>153553176what are they like
>>153553363They need to roll this out again this year in the CL, if they get that far
>>153552480well they did say they were gunning for the quad
>>153553602lmao
>>153553602
arsekek as embarrassing as manure
>>153553176
Cherki made a better pass to Semenyo against Eddie Mong than that Foden pass yet no one is talking about it
>>153555862Sorry that your club is shit
>>153555862Sorry that you’re gay and suck cocks and dicks and eat cum
>>153556618Yes, the team that will take the title from Sharteta AGAIN are shit. Very smart Bangladeshi you are.
>>153556647is he really up to all that?
>>153556647yeah im from transchester, how u know?
>>153556807>Blacks forgot which team they're cheering for
>>153556829
Remember when Arseanal were 15 points ahead and Pep said in an interview that he was not afraid because they (Arseanal) were bottlejobs?
>>153548731Not allowed to talk about it
dang
Agent Arteta has fulfilled his mission for the 4th year in a row. Pep's most loyal servant.
It's a travesty what happened to the English First Division in the sweltering summer of 1992
>>153558606i guess its too late now to change the PL branding back to first division because the "Premier League" name has too much marketing behind it but i dont understand why we still have championship league 1 and league 2, just make it 2nd division 3rd etc. even the national league should be 5th, north and south should be 6th division north and south. i guess it doesnt really matter but the current naming system doesnt make much sense
>>153558864also forgot to add it annoys me to no end that every record now is a "premier league" record i know this has been beaten to death but feel like everything pre-1992 is just ignored which sucks cause there's so much good history. like even this james milner (who i respect a lot for the record) appearance record, yeah cool most PL appearances but he doesnt have the most top flight appearances. i tried to google who does (i think peter shilton) and even then i cant find a good list because it's either just PL appearances or just club appearances without separating old first division from other divisions
>>153558864It's because they all have different organisations running them. The PL runs the PL obviously, the EFL run the Championship to League 2, and the FA run the NL to NL N/S. Not sure what happens after that.They would all have to come to some agreement which is never going to happen. As you say the PL "brand" is such that it would never happen. They're more interested in rigging it for certain teams to win to collect more bandwagoners because that means more money. That's just for a start too, there's not a brown envelope in the land big enough for Rick Parry to come to any agreement and the FA are too busy making sure there's enough blacks in the NT.This is just the way it is.
>>153558945i know why it is the way it is (the PL being a separate run legal organization from the football league and all that, like you said, and they don't like each other at all, then you throw in the FA and yadda yadda) but that doesn't change my opinion that it's stupid, the naming conventions i mean.
>>153558988I was explaining this part>i dont understand why we still have championship league 1 and league 2, just make it 2nd division 3rd etc. even the national league should be 5th, north and south should be 6th division north and southbecause you worded it like you didn't know why it was that way. I agree with you. I was even thinking about it myself just today, as well as how much I'm falling out of love with football.
>>153559036yeah sorry, my bad. i guess with my flag safe to assume i don't know how it's all set up, but i do (i am an unapologetic nerd when it comes to english football and its history). really my gripe besides the naming stuff is that all this pre-1992 history feels so erased. i think i've mentioned before in /epl/ that baseball for example has such a deep reverence for its history going back to dudes playing in like 1900 still being seen as legends but english football, which has an even longer history than baseball, just ignores a lot of that. guess it's just cause of sky and the PL being so financially dominant they can say what they wantlike yeah it's great james milner has the most appearances since 1992... but what about all the guys before 1992? they don't get a mention at all
>>153559090I know what you're saying with that. Even when it comes to titles you'll get people shouting about Liverpool or United having 20, but they treat someone else's, like Huddersfield, as irrelevant because none of them are PL. This despite 90% of Liverpool's not being PL titles for example.The easiest way to find out records and things for overall is to google "[whatever] in English football" and it usually brings up the boomer records as well as PL.A good one is Dean Lewington. He played 820 league games for a single club, only retired last year. It's massively sullied because his appearances are split between Wimbledon and MK Dons. Which is even more of a shame because he only played one (technically two) seasons for Wimbledon before they became that monstrosity. I think he still holds the record for the most appearances for a single club regardless, but it would have been way better if all of those appearances weren't split.
>>153559276yeah, your point about liverpool and united having 20, that's really all people care about, the number total just to say they're first, but they don't talk about when those titles happened. i mean both liverpool and united (well mostly liverpool) had many titles before 1992. and the huddersfield thing, yeah they have more titles than spurs, but doesn't matter cause they won them before PL money took over. that's a whole different argument about spurs being considered a "top 6" club or whatever, they just got lucky they got good when they did in terms of the money flowing into the league>The easiest way to find out records and things for overall is to google "[whatever] in English football" and it usually brings up the boomer records as well as PL.well my search was "most appearances top flight english football" and every result is premier league, which again, back to my original annoyance about everyone pretending football in england was invented in 1992. but i did find one that had peter shilton and such but i don't think it differentiates between first division and lower, because peter shilton did have 1000+ appearances but he played a bit in the second division>dean lewingtonhadn't heard of him, that actually is a cool wiki article to read. not top flight which is what i was looking for but still cool, even though MK Dons is an evil club
>>153559654should clarify btw that i am aware that spurs havent won a title since 1992 either but my point was more that huddersfield won theirs 100 years ago so they basically don't count for modern fans, spurs got lucky like i said that they had some decent success (if being sorta competitive counts as success) when PL money exploded. spurs also benefit from being a london club massively, i think
perennially bitter non league shitter aggrieved that the two largest and most successful clubs in english football by far don't get constantly compared to *checks notes* huddersfield town who last won a trophy in the 1920s
A lot of unnecessarily long posts itt which I will not be reading
unfortunately Arsenal is going to win and City is going to draw
>>153561717We'll edit them into a 10 second video set to Despacito for you
>>153561697>HazardForever mentally broken by a fat Welsh ball boy.
>>153561741>10 seconds I don’t watch films either
>>153561717really hate that 1 dullard yank>>153559090>yeah sorry, my bad. i guess with my flag safe to assume i don't know how it's all set up, but i do (i am an unapologetic nerd when it comes to english football and its history).fuck off you have never posted anything interesting just really dumb questions that could be googled and boring walls of text
>>153561830>im not like the other yanks xDmad that english football pickmes exist
well well well
>>153558606
>>153553176sovl
>>153562906NORTH LONDON FOREVERWHATEVER THE WEATHERTHESE STREETS ARE ALL BROWNAND THE POO WILL LEAVE MY NETHERMY SHARTS WILL FOREVERRUN THROUGH THE STONE
i would pay a club to take gordon. hopefully they take that cunt howe with them.
>>153563540Dumb cunt
>>153563540seems like the perfect manure player except too white
>>153563578>too whiteHe's perfect for the club then
>>153563578true.
>>153563540£150m
>>153563578He's a Liverpool fan so I can't see itUnless they give him colossal money but man utd wouldn't do that...
Woltemade is leaving instead
me? I'm selling Ekitike for a neat profit this summer, can't trust a man who dyes his hair wacky colours
the Hotspur Juden can't post here next season
>>153563583>"Keir.. Keir, he's doing it again"
>>153564141ironic considering his past as a crooked cop with obvious mafia ties
>>153563976t. Gakpo
>>153563635I can believe this sadlyEddie doesn't know what to do with a technically gifted player, he only wants pacebabbies
Just remembered that time VAR changed the rules so Wirtz wouldn't look like so much of a flop and said those were the new rules, but then changed the rules back after the match
I'm also sending macca and curtis jones to turkey FC on a six month loan
>>153564254Craig Hope and those can't ask him about it either because otherwise they get banned from Newcastle press conferences
>>153564031>t.
>Oliver Glasner's future as Crystal Palace manager is in serious doubt after the club's poor run of form.>The Austrian manager has already announced that he will leave the club in the summer when his current contract expires.>But a section of Palace's away support turned on the 51-year-old during Thursday's 1-1 draw against Zrinjski Mostar in the Europa Conference League, chanting "we want Glasner out".>Sources have told BBC Sport that the club is now considering Glasner's position after a run of just one win from their last 15 games.>In that time, the Eagles suffered an embarrassing defeat by non-league Macclesfield in the FA Cup and dropped to within eight points of the relegation zone with 12 matches remaining. warra legacy
>>153564714Why don't they just win football matches?
>>153564728If the manager doesn't care, why should the players care. Dreadful attitude from all of them.
Highly unprofessional as a manager to say you're leaving so much in advance. Players have no reason to try and impress you when they know you aren't going to be there next season.
>>153546790Pundits never ever have anything of worth to say about anything because they dont get paid to do that, they get paid to say stupid shit with their 13 iq brains for engagement baiting.Anyone would make a better pundit that the likes of Lineker or Neville or Rooney because our heads still have a brain in them and we arent compromised by the allure of hundreds of thousands of dollars to say moronic things on live TV (and social media).
>>153564869The last 4 Spurs managers have done this as well. No protests as a result lol (none upcoming either)
those gay gooner jokes really did aws head in eh
>Oliver Glasner's Crystal Palace future in serious doubt after poor run of form - BBC SportApparently Robbie Keane is a candidate to replace him
>>153565208>Oliver Glasner's Crystal Palace future in serious doubt after poor run of form - BBC Sportbold claim
>>153564869>mfw they bring woy back in again despite him being 78
>>153565387Just til the end of the season la
>>153565427why are your images always so dusty?
>>153565544Bossman's favourite customer
>Carrick odds on as next permanent United managerFor the non-ball knowers (NBKs) this is *exactly* how it's going to go.>Carrick gets appointed>United start well through a combination of luck, refball, and penalties>PL breathe a sigh of relief and announce United are "back">Carrick wins manager of the month a couple of times>He's heralded as the second coming>Gradually the players think they can cruise to wins>They start looking like the way zoomers have always known them (shit)>PGMO (previously known as PGMOL) withdraw United's penalties and refball because if the players aren't going to put in any effort why should PGMO>Carrick gets sacked and exposed with the club in 12th
>>153566129If he finishes in CL give him 2 seasons and a chance to explore transfer market
Arteta out
>>153566129>He's heralded as the second coming>Gradually the players think they can cruise to winsWe are unironically already hereThe arrogance is dripping from those players after a couple of wins
How have Arsenal won nothing after spending a billion pounds? Even Chelsea win shit
>>153566745I dunno but Spurs are about to get relegated with EVEN MORE spent which I find funny even if (when) I get banned for it
thinking how i'm not allowed to talk about chelsea
>>153566318i agree. he should resign peacefully and without resistance so this doesn't get ugly.
>Tottenham head coach Igor Tudor is "100%" convinced they will avoid relegation from the Premier League. >Tudor, who had unimpressed at 10 different clubs in 10 years before landing his "dream job" at Tottenham Hotspur, was bullish in his first press conference for the relegation-favourite club. >"It is not about systems. It is important to become a team, a group, who will look after each other. For me this is basic." he bragged. "After that the quality can come out and, for me, this is a team with quality, with legs that can run. There is potential."
>>153566129Truly an Ole for our times.
>>153567047>he braggedbritish media is so fucking vile kek
>>153567047god he really doesn't seem that convinced does he? 'we potentially can stay up' lmao
>>153567092That's the Spurs-obsessed mong changing quotes to fit his agenda. Baffling behaviour.
>>153565544Colonised
>>153567126That part was not a quote you R- Y-.
>>153567148not long before you get banned for letters
>>153567126he has been freaking out like this since wolves confirmed his seasons bottling makes me giggle every time
>>153567133hes right tho
Imagine tying your your clubs' entire identity to another club. Then when people talk purely about your club you have to invoke Y's Law as quickly as possible. This is the existence of the Y. Terminally-online, never outdoors apart from about 30 of them.
it would be funny if spurs got relegated tbf
>>153567208getting a bit "uppity" there aw
>>153567165>>153567197corrr fink you need to slime back into the jancord
>David Moyes grateful for Martin O’Neill with Celtic boss making him feel ‘young again’ What did he mean by this?
>>153567223Would be class if Kane came back to rescue them and statpad in the lower leagues
>3 arsenal matches before united get to play againFuck this scheduling mate
you can tell aw is actually scared of sunday from this melty
Reminder that Liverpool are the only elite English club.
Love seeing Ange back in the news. A great bloke, even if that relegation side Spurs did boot him out after finally winning something (importantly: to literally no 'fan' protests. Actually zero, nil, none, nought, 0)
>>153567629Your diaper is so fucking full baby, damn...
>>153567685The Greek Tim Sherwood
>>153567700>Your diaper is so fucking full baby
>>153567943
all this nonce sense and janny interference just because they refuse to leave their rancid bedrooms and protestGod (no I won't censor it) GET THEM KICKED OUT TO NON-LEAGUE FOOTBALL
Remember that time they protested and their banner was about the size of a handkerchief? They really do play into the stereotypes.
gaygooner
The league this season and last season has been so poor. For context:>if man United had sacked amorim at the start of the season they would currently be top of the league
Has there ever been four consecutive second place finishes in English football?
>>153569512Don't ask me
>>153569512I'm from the future. Yes.
>>153569799
>>153569512Wenger's Arsenal, Leeds in the 70s, and Preston in the 1890s did three in a row but they were all reigning champions. Man United had four in 5 years before they finally won it in 51-52
5 pointsArsenal won't bottle this
Heartbreaking news from the Third World:>The Scottish Premiership looks certain to have only one Champions League place after next season.>The wide-ranging impact of its clubs' underperforming in European competition will also see Scotland's overall allocation reduced from five teams to four.>It will become more difficult to reach the league phase, too, as all teams must enter qualifying in earlier rounds.
>>153571112Maybe Celtic and Rangers should have joined the premier league when they had the chance
>>153571451>Only one of Celtic and Rangers qualifying for the CL is worse for them than neither qualifying
is the spurs squad racially segregated?
>>153571689
>>153571689It's like that everywhere
>>153571689if you let people do what they want this is just what happens naturally
>>153571689>>153571910>>153572032so this is why /arse/ have their own general
>>153572395interesting little chestnut
No lunch time kickoff again. Blimey
>>153576431ill sometimes go for a 3pm lunch if the mood strikes me
>>153576431I can't stop winning
>>153565544I can’t stand these creatures
Poor fellaAlready a joke
Can Tottenham actually do it. This time their fans even want them to win. Is it too much pressure?
>>153576853modern journalism is so badhe was also asked if he will go sightseeing in london, if he has spoken to the players about arsenal bottling the league at wolves, and if he doesnt stay at clubs long because he is a "scary guy"
>>153577220they wanted them to lose against City and they even fucked that up all the negative nancies walked out, that's why
>>153577242They also asked him if he is "enjoying his time at Spurs so far"They really do this shit on purpose to get reactions out of people.
>>153577266and then you have people like >>153576853 posting their epic meme questions to twitter for 1 like and then screenshotting it to advertise their meme account on 4chanthe whole thing needs to be eradicated
>>153576853Well it's the first time he's stopped being a coward and spoken to the media so they have a right to treat him this way. Rs see this cowardice as a plus.
>h-he asked this question to post it on 4chan.org-Deary me. Talk about this dogshit website being your entire fucking life.
>>153577264if you had one of these cushy security gigs where you stand at doors or lie on the pitch, if one day all hell breaks loose and you're supposed to snap into action, would there be any legal ramifications if I just quit then and there and took off my yellow shirt?
This is actually an important game. If they lose they'll be relegated and make Arsenal Champions.
>>153577294this is a truly deluded and mental post btwactually mental as well, Ryan Mason's brain damage-tier
hoping for a draw to keep both the bottle and relegation alive
>>153577335its mental that random meme twitter accounts with 1 like posted here are the owner of the account advertising? if you say so
So we have it clear for everyoneThis R-worded Y UNIRONICALLY and LITERALLY thinks someone trained for years to become a journalist, got access to a highly-coveted Spurs managerial debut press conference and then ask a mildly-embarrassing question (embargoed until 10:30pm hence minimal coverage so far) purely so he can post a screenshot of it on 4chan
>>153577422very african reading comprehension
>>153577422uppity post
>>153577430It's plain for all to read, nice try though. 4chan is your entire life so you'll be boiling all night but you are truly thick.
>>153577456if you "post their" it doesnt mean "their own" you ooga booga genius
>>153576853Fucking HOWLING that he's being treated like the mug he is
aw with a classic uppity melty kek
>>153576853looked this up to see if it's real (it is)also found this>Tottenham have been brutally mocked by a Swedish politician, with the Scandinavian nation being urged to ensure that their economy does not become “Spursy” https://www.goal.com/en-sa/lists/tottenham-brutally-mocked-swedish-politician-plea-economy-less-spursy/blt075bb4858a95c9a2
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