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good thread!
Vendy :(
Alina :)Taylah :)Jules :)Mirra :(Krunic/dani :)/:)Vendy :(COME ON STUSEK
Alex sisters????
this sport is cooked
>>153544368'neeva :)
Alina has won 15 of her last 16 matches
>bageala
>ynr backwards smile poster (:
apparently guffaw feels like she wants to win and not choke today. this will be over shortly.
Belt to ass, yellow fever simps on suicide watch
1 set vs Gauff is a win for Eala :)
:(
Man, if Eala wins a slam, she'll be a national hero.
sometimes that croat poster does offtopic postin'it not cute
poor mirrasad didnt get to see third set properlt coz backloga blew up on me and i was teleported straight into thw tiebreak
for me?ruzicWILL BE the qatar open champion
>>153544612:)
Is Elena currently the prettiest woman in the WTA?
>>153545759
>>153545759No.1. Emma Radders2. Eala3. Elena
>>153545906phwoar would glaze her face
>>153545209>>153545906Give us the inside scoop on her political allegiances, social class, sexuality, religious beliefs, and general “vibe”
>>153545908both awful people
>>153545931I'm sleeping, it's 1am and i have work at 7am. try another kabayan of mine
>>153545908both perfect goddesses
>>153545908They probably made loads of jokes about how much they hate white boys during this dinner
>>153545209are we just going to pretend her big brown beautiful nipples aren't poking out?
>>153545759Zeynep Sonmez, Raducanu and Elena are prettier.
>>153546014That doesn't sound likely. I think you're mentally ill.
>>153545209We're all in agreement that Alina is hotter right?
>>153545908The ego is off the charts
>>153546036How do you know they’re brown?
>>153546170For Eileen maybe, but Emma is quite humble,
>>153545908Bongs still care about Raducantdo?
>>153545665Yay!
>>153546204She’s Britain’s most famous (and pretty) Asian
mirra andreeva has made zero progress in her game or mentality since the beginning of last year. also keeps sucking ass at every slam. not gonna make it.
>>153546636she seems to have an emotional dependance on her coach but it's rapidly approaching the time for her to try somebody new. 'I'm growing into my body' can only be an excuse for so long. If she doesn't step up soon teenagers like Valentova will quickly steal her place
>>153546636you just know that if a match goes to a tight third set, she will inevitably lose.
>>153545518When? Qatar was last week kek
i continue to blame conchita
mariella started
>>153546668Conchita seems to be good at consoling her after a loss. I'll do that for free, she needs somebody who can stop it happening to begin with.
>>153547144link?
>>153547233how would you console her?
>>153547277itftennis.com/en/world-tennis-tour-livealtenkirchen
>>153548492not a shock, she likes London so I thought she'd fancy Queens for Wimby warm-ups
>>153548643
>>153547346nothing lewd for Mirra, she's too cute. cuddles and ice cream. maybe a little consensual spooning.
>>153548718was going to say 'and look, Mika in the background' but I can't find the Big Bong pic, curse my incompetence
>>153548808
mariella :) bit of a struggle there at the end but got it done in double breadsticks
>>153548893jules vs mariella qf tomorrowsweet
Iva ranking update after dust has settled in middle east camel swing. Still baffles to see her neighboring these names up there in the thin air. As she still has minimal points to defend, this climb is likely to continue to a fairly absurd height given her (current) skill level. Points dropping off soon: W50 texas win, W35 Arcadia finals, second round Indian Wells, second round Zurich 250. Basically nothing. Next tournament is Austin 250 where Iva is the second seed behind vulturous jpeg at 1 (if she shows up)>>153549610nice
>>153549781based iva
>>153549781* that list of points to drop off may not be entirely accurate. i didn't count her whole year to see which wins contributed to her 2025 total. there some system of 18 total tournaments taken from the year based on etc etc criteria. anyway it's very small numbers for a top 20 player with direct entry in to everything.
Mirra's book is just the lyrics to every track on Slayer's 1986 hit album Reign In Blood.
next time alex!
>>153548821mika :)
Jess :)
driving a forklift through anisimova and dropping her down the grand canyon
>sinnerlel
>>153546636tbf dont fink we expected her to beat amanda albeit amanda is also an emotional wreck at times kek>>153548492if you see someone in crowd holding.up a sign saying "corr good brekkieberg diss" its me
>>153557073bro diss is /wta//atp/ has its own thread
>>153551002
>>153551482corr love that album and dont even lissen to a huge amount of of like thrash or whatever it is
>>153557354uh. no thank you. i ain't having two threads open. no no no no. i post my minimal atp posting here.
>>153557426Looks like may maid, she's nothing special
>>153557450>may maidok about-to-be-deported esl faggot.
>>153557535i apologize, that was very insensitive of me
>>153557450>nothing specialthat's what alex said about you
>>153557632That's how wide her eyes open
>>153557668She goes from -_- to O_O during some of her swings.
threadly reminder they've been missing since november
>>153557073Did you see the match? What happen? Binner throw it away or mensik outplayed him? Or binner's entire sarcophagus body seized up or what?
>>153557726>watching atpoh no no no i just react to the results (and i was sleeping)
>>153557701we need a webm of this it's very amusing in slow motion
am hoping they get an iw or miami qwc
>>153557714we can only imagine the development that has taken place since
penickovas in The Outfit
>>153557714i am concerned there has been no social media update of any sort. pure silence.
>>153557941yep i too am wondering how their tennis has progressed
Watching all the cuties in the winter Olympics has truly opened my eyes on how mid all the tennis girls are, can't believe I wasted so much time watching this crap
>>153557995he says while posting that hideous thing
>>153557995what is that thing?
figure skaters are too skinny. tennis requires a certain amount of muscle and therefore produces a generally nicer average physique across the sport without being too much. too much being like crossfit and triathlon types, or the swimmers body which isn't an ideal look for women on account of the big shoulder/flat chest + tall combo. diving girls are very nice though if they're not the lanklet style.
>>153557954they (annika at least) was a yonex girl at one point
>>153558002>>153558019>brutally mogs entire wta
>>153558075it's ugly. please go away.
>>153558081cope and seethe, she is the queen of /sp/
>>153558143she'll be forgotten about in 2 weeks
>>153558143she's a temporary /speefu/ who will be forgotten immediately. no one remembers any of the summer olympicfus.
>>153558155slag
>>153557995diss wun ugly thostickin' to muh tennis fus
>>153558155>red nailsrancid
>>153558381KRUBIC KORPATSCH DOUBLES WHEN>>153558458corr shame shes utter shitcristian i mean
fell asleep again. time to catch up on eala.
>fonseca
>eala getting bageled in front of a full stadium of fansamusing
eala so smol they gave her a step to get up on the chair
corranudda gud pre-tennis pooberg
eala in my kinoe
I read the whole official ranking point calculation for WTA. I don't know why they make it stupid like this. Why not just do the 18 best point results from the previous 52 weeks without all this extra faffery. For top players who play all the big stuff it's this:>For the top-ranked singles players the ranking points breakdown includes the following:>Four (4) Grand Slams>Best Six (6) combined WTA 1000s – Indian Wells, Miami, Madrid, Rome, Toronto/Montreal, Cincinnati, Beijing>Best (1) non-combined WTA 1000 – Doha, Dubai, Wuhan>Next best seven (7) results from WTA 1000, WTA 500, WTA 250, WTA 125 and ITF tournaments>Points earned from the WTA Finals will count as an additional 19th tournament.I think but am no sure that if player is not playing all these slams and 1000s it is just best 18 tournament result on the rolling 52 week tally.
>>153560225me after walking 7 meters to the fridge
apparently the reason players were running off the courts in the india tournament yesterday was because...a swarm of bees invaded the venuehttps://www.flashscore.com/news/tennis-w100-bengaluru-itf-women-singles-aussie-tennis-player-forced-to-run-for-cover-as-bees-swarm-bengaluru-stadium/CYxmuP2c/
>>153560446i already stated dat
>>153560470i thought you were joking
>>153560526is okay i still love u
>>153560446got stung in head by bee few years agowas mental
>>153560471erika eat some food pls>>153560225pro0a curuo
propa curious what she look like wiv diffrent haircut
>>153560612the slicked back and pinned down style favored by most players would make sofiia look like a whole different girl probably
>>153550180There is openerarankings.com which lists all points mostly accurate for each player. Just seems to have a cheaper hosting because it is down sometimes like now
>>153560629wow please don't even think thoughts like that
I hate women.
>>153560955i hate certain ones but overall i find them pleasant to look at
taylah bravely venturing in to bee territoryhttps://www.itftennis.com/en/match/?matchId=cc93c980-c79c-441f-a6ff-66bd0943a4ad
Lewd ball squeezing stories from Violetta or Evelina I always forget who is who
buzz buzz ima bee coming to collect that sweet nectar buzz
(i'm not actually a bee i am a human)
>>153561119
taylah pls stop playing like absolute garbage pls
aunt peggy is the only one left that i like
holy shit this india tournament. line judges are trying to rig the calls for their home girl as far as they can get away with. birds are swooping the court. BEES. the camera is getting jostled by the wind and people walking around near it. the ump's umbrella is broken. the ball boys keep fucking up.
STOP BUMPING THE CAMERA YOU MONKEYS
fuck this. fuck all indian tournaments and the country of india fuck you.
sup dags
taylah's shot lands on the line: out. adkar's shot lands on the line: in. ump has intervened twice to correct bad calls already.
>>153561373i've got nothing to do so a canadian is entertaining me
>>153561397im sorry
4 INCHES LONG WHERE WAS THE CALL YOU SCAM CALLING TRAIN CLIMBING MOTHER FUCK
>alexandra mandingo ealawhat kinda middle name is that
three ump corrections now
ball boy just gayly dodged a ball instead of trying to catch it
bit latevendula :(
taylah got tilted by all the rigging and threw the match, chucked racket, smacked opponent's hand instead of the traditional shake, stormed off the court
>>153561718kek
>>153561108this is evelina and yep, very nice videos>>153561718w-wear pants when interacting with jana pls
>>153562277>>153562284*Fumbles with the bow until the moment is ruined*
STAY MALDING LIL NIGGA
>>153562560It's an eye-catcher and not supposed to be opened. There usually is a zip or lace on the back.
>>153562592GET OFF ME SON
korneeva :)krunic :(
Alina :)
>>153562607ohy-yeah I knew that
live of 123 a new high
>>153545908It's funny how similar they are. Gu has been arrogant as fuck during these Olympics, very much the 'it's a joke I won a Slam' type press conferences and commentsbut unlike Emma, she does have the success to back it up
>>153562864holy shit is that a clt timber structure?? fuckin sickwish there was a future in that
>>153563321:3
>>153561119what do the fingers represent?
>>153563551Mika :)Jodie :)
Dubai has officialy killed tennis, semi final of a masters and literally nobody cares.
>https://www.itftennis.com/en/match/?matchId=f9604c36-44a7-4bac-a636-742375faddd3jules vs mariella
>>153565166Mariella is seething like hell
>>153564914It's all Eala. She's the life of Tennis.
so umm mariella decided to die instead of keep playing :c
wrong webm :/
she just keeps acing her
liking amanda is pure sufferinganother choke :/
>>153566286I also like Amanda but grinder v choker, there was only going to be one winner.
Jules :)Mariella :(
Jules :)Mariella :) did pretty well too all things considered
>>153561276shes alri butshes so boring tho thats why didnt watch anisimovalike i would rather pigula win nowbut shes so unintrestin couldnt be arsed to watch her
>>153562284both mia and iva have... unique... fingernails
>>153562592>>153562642DONT TOUCH ME BITCHDONT TOUCH ME>>153562284likethey both have finernails of like a manual labourer kek
>>153563551corr olivia gooddicking
>>153566415>>153566286nah cant get behind players who emotional wrecks. why i initially liked mirra but gone off her.
sup dags, got the job start march 2, but its pointless..im not gonna take it. becuase i find out that with a balkan name, even with 10 yeaers of experience, you're getting a dishwasher net wage if you try to make the jump to dach, if you can even get a job. there's no point to this shit...i wanna get bakc to the states and mow lawns alone.anyway, i won't go off topic today cos i aint wanna get bant but, uh...dd mirra win? who won today?
>>153567796its called a balkan tax.if i want to avoid jail in america and everythi nelse that waits for me there, inc luding probably like 50,000k in debt and essentially homelessness...then i either have to do CNC oeprator here, or get a job as a dishwasher. i'd prefer to be a dishwasher. i have kitchen experience and i'd like to be somewhere nice. i'm a good lookin gpolite guy. cnc is money but...fuck that shit is ugly, bro.
>>153567419DONT TASE ME BRO
>Everything is proceeding as I have forseencaca a set and a break down kek
>>153567568its her roid rage desu
NIGGAS!!1Y U AINT TELL ME GAUFF WAS PLAYING RIGHT NOW?? that's my bitch!
>>153569046ooofu go girlnot a bad look on this white bitch neetha
>>153569079forhead of a soviet scientist thobut good leggs
>>153569114look at how shiney coco's black skin is
>>153569472bitch is glistening
lads?
6-6 secibd set tie break svetolina got the first 6-4let's go coco
>>153570031coco is such a resolute little black girlvery focused, very serious
>>153570104ive never actualy seen coco smile now that i think about iti hope she's ok
beuler...? beuler...?
>>153570221
OOOF NICE COCOTHE EMOTIONLET'S GO "COME ON" SHE SAID, AS SHE RAISED HER ARMS UP, AS IF TO GET THE CROWD UP AND GOING love itlove the energyLET'S FUCKIN GO COCO 9-9 WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS A FUCKIN GEP9IC EPIC "MATCH"
>>153569472I wish I could buy Coco's used sweaty clothes after this match
>>153570376oh my god COCO GOING HARD AS FUCK RIGHT NOW!!! HOLY SHITCOCO GOIN OFF GET THE FUCK IN HERE BROS
>>153570394its like u read my mind bro
>>153570394>>153570394shes definitnley one of the good darkies
>>15357044912-12, bro this is fukcin gepic shit right nowWE ARE WITNESS
i think i need to devleop my language of the game more, so i can be more descriptive and talk about what im actually seeingi dont have a lot of the bocabulabry that i really need to give you the full scoop i actually stopped watchin tennis a long time ago until i got on to /sp/ so i had like a 10-15 year break
>>153570559maybe a 20 eyar break desufucin..25 even.
coco is so sexmy penis is on my computer monitor
>>153570586Big fan of your blog
>>153570632is it my fault?? why is no one here? is it bcause its friday night? are you all TOO COOOOL maaaaan
coco is one of those girls that looks way better when shes moving rather than standing still for a pciture
Anna :(
i jsut got sleepyggood night gang, see you all tomorrow bright and earlygot nothin else to fucken do, in poverty, with no fuckin futurefucking shit hole dumpster balkan fuckin cesspit, european fuckin dead end garbage3 continent racist fucking landfill
>>153570714what do you think of svitolina anon?
I hate this commentator>>153570807:(
COME ON STUSEK!
YES WAY TO GO JULIA!
>>153571373First set! That was a nail biter
lol guffaw
Dubai's been absolute shite but the betting's been good, landed another double at around 3.20 on the semis. Made about £50 this week off a fiver
Julia "Julia Stusek" Stusek :)
Julia :)
rolling for julia to end jules' two year long, albeit cute, terrorreign in altenkirchen
>>153573300well well...
corr nice one jess
>>153570826Move to UK?
dead thread?
>>153577818I saw it at page 7, thought it may have been the end for /tennis/. Probably a good thing it got bumped tho.
>>153563592how many slams she's going to win in her careersee emma did it too, here>>153577853
>>153577443didnt realize svitolina has had an objectively better career than pegula on terms of titlessadhope sweatybbcforeheadlina wins noe
>>153577877Clearly with regard to Eva the slams are referring to how many she downs in that day at the pub
>>153577959phwoargood post diss wun
why did no one wish talentova a happy birthday
>>153578308i didn't know it was her birthday desu
BREASTentova
>>153577853i'm super autistic about thiseven when i don't have anything to post or doing something else, i always keep the thread open and ready to bump if necessary
i went to wikipedia to review svitolina's title wins and instead found solution to the when if not the why of her current appearance. i knew she used to be cute before... something happened. it wasn't age like i thought. this transformation was self inflicted. exhibit A: Svitolina at Indian Wells, 2017. still cute.
Exhibit B: Svitolina 2018. Drastic weight loss.
finally Exhibit C: Svitolina 2020. Gained weight back but it's different now. She would then lose much of this new weight again leaving her with the walled but also you know she's not so old as to have properly walled so it's weird. also stopped wearing the visor that was hiding the forehead.
she did have a child, also. should note. but that was after the previous examples.
hot take: linda is prettier than brenda
i would nut inside krunic she's ready to be a mother
>>153577959
grok, how old is jana brap-poo-sa?
>>153578849youre too old for her
>>153578761fink you need to give us consecutive exhibits of the evolution between 2017-2026
krunic is older than me
i'm older than krunic i'll just leave it at that
ayo dis nigga old lmao
>>153579011i've lost interest already. i did look up that rankings site and figure out which points are set to drop from iva's ranking this month and next, though. In the next two months she will only drop 91 points.
>>153578815they both look like they have some kind of congenital disorder
>>153579038woah i genuinely dint expect that
>>153579136corrbreddy autistic you making spreadhseets like diss from scratchfink may hafta call you excelposter
>>153579160is an screenshot from the openerankings site
>>153579137They're invalids
i make my own spreadsheets... i'm not autistic am i???
>>153578518If only she had the same colour eyes as Paula... Oh well, it provides some balance in the family given that Jana is otherwise prettier.
>>153579214Wildly so, anon
>>153579214fancy
Why does Iva have brown eyes you may ask? Well, she was in London and it's the law, so contacts must be worn. Plus she was scaring the locals anyway ;)
>>153579224Is Paula the beautiful brown angel ?
>>153579232
>>153579168dont lieyou made it yourself you have millions and millions of archives of pointless data you compiled all by yoursf
>>153579242needs vampire fangs
paula looks like the brown angel i exuded int the toiletberg diss mornin'
>>153579252What a scumbag you are
>>153579236I just looked her up.no she is not who I am thinking of. I don't like Paula I'll post the girl I am thinking of when I get to my PC after sun up
>>153579257cami?
>>153579292No. She has a little tattoo on her left inner forearm near her wrist and small tits Is it an Alex or something? An Alexa?
also clara's points from last year dubai finals will drop on monday. -650. that will put her at #30? i think? brutal. then iva becomes new #17. >>153579244i would make a lot more money on the stock market if that were the case :(
>>153579273so we agree
>>153579312Yeah I guess
>>153579305you surely don't mean alex ealaeveryone knows alex ealaand she doesn't have a tattoo
>>153579322jonesy would look good in The Outfit
>>153579322wtfits defo not an illusion as i once thoughtemerson jonesgenuinelyhas a freakishly long torso
>>153579325No not her. I don't like Asian people except for Emma, and Eileen Gu, who both transcend nations and race.
>>153579346Well not asian people. I should say I don't have a fetish for Asian girls like many anime fans. I actually don't even like anime. I watched transformers as a kid though
>>153579325gabi has a small tattoo underneath her left wrist, small tits, but she isn't brown
>brownish player with a wrist tattoo????????
leylah doesn't have a wrist tattoo...
>>153579366It might be her can we get a face shot
>croat bro in love wiv gabi ruse
>>153579385i have another idea of who it could be btw...
>>153579390I just did a world wide web search, nope not Gabi thenThe one on my computer doesn't have a bulbous head she has very fine features and green eyes
>croatbro finks romanians are brown
>croatbro backtrackin' ciz he embarrassed>>153579397corr goodnipples may hafta DL
>>153579399>green eyes...shit there goes my next guess
ffs pic no upload
gabi ruse is massively underratedmarta and eva get all the attention and nobody even knows who gabi is :/
corr fink we know now croatbros weakness is bradley postin'absolutrly done him in
>>153579440she's one of the reasons i improved my autisticsheet and added every players name coz i was tired of typing hers coz she seemed to be at every single tournament (among other annoying players names)
>>153579399>green eyes>tattoo>fine featuresclearly KStew, it's OK she's very popular on the very boards of the 4chan
gone through my tennis folder and couldn't find anyone thats>tennis player>brown(ish)>small tattoo near left wrist>green eyes>small titsit must be either some very obscure 'fu or he's misremembering something>>153579488>brown
sonmez? don't think she has a tattoo
>>153579473hehe she gets aroundusually loses in round 1 or 2 in singles but does better in doublesshe got to the doubles semifinals in the latest dessert tournament but lost to team grandma today (yesterday)
>>153579541nor does she have green eyes
no idea. he'll figure it out later and it will be someone who is completely different.
>>153579214
brown skin with green eyes is very distinctivei think i'd remember thatat least one of those must be untrue i believe
>>153579606i'll take nerd over autistic :)
>>153579515>>153579473corr why wasnt diss list-compiling by posters disclosed earlieri make wun false accusation and yurns out evryfing comin' out woodworks nowlike pizzagate's justification by the epstein files all over agen
>>153579553brehnot flatterin' photo for either if im.honestbodywise
>>153579601will be that french brown birdroganjosh kamillannathsndont even know her name just kno its long and.un-memorizable
>>153579777
>>153579214kek didnt even see diss post givin' ne ptsd bout how ruzic didnt blitzkrieg thru sweatybbcforeheadlina and caca poo-uf to final where she would have rolled over and gangDr***d pig-UH-la
>>153579515I've only ever seen Brazilians and Israelis with such features
>>153579553I worked with a man from romania once. He could have been blood related to either of these two. Very similar.