The end is near14:05 (in 25 minutes from now)Women's bronze medal gameUSA-Canada19:05Men's gold medal gameGB-Canada>Watch CBC (Canadian VPN required):https://gem.cbc.ca/collection/olympics-curling>Watch SVT (Swedish VPN required):https://www.svtplay.se/os-2026-curling>Watch YLE (Finnish VPN required):https://arenan.yle.fi/1-76727632>Watch NRK (Norwegian VPN required):https://tv.nrk.no/programmer/ol-curling>Watch ARD (German VPN required):https://www.ardmediathek.de/>Watch RTS (Swiss VPN required):https://www.rts.ch/sport/jo/milan_cortina-2026/epg/prev breads:>>153540579>>153540542
poutine? its just cheesy chips
I've never been so downbad for so mid bitches
I miss her
Death to Canada
Canada will lose twice today. Tough luck canucks.
Bongers were the only friends we seemed to have left at these games, and the curling Gods have taken it away from us.Cruel world.
Reminder to everyone to mark your calendars!The evil private equity firm that's trying to ruin our sport is buying our approval with what may be the greatest all-star curling tournament of all time. See Stefi, Eve, the Naisus and all your other Olympic curling wives throw down on a free stream April 6th to 11th.
Homan is dangerous and tenacious.
>>153584516This is what she could look like though.
>>153584634Keep misreading that as Rocket League.
>>153584644Good god, that's tragic. Keep her away from ozempic.
>>153584644No! No! Nooooo!
>>153584672Quit playin
>>153584707Greater fall off than Remy
USA USA USA USA USA USA
What a fuggin shot
I won 76p yesterday! (from a 5p bet)Thanks /curl/
Taylor Anderson-Heidi > Emma Miskew > Rachel Homan
Good to see the girls are going hard from the beginning. We got this!
>>153584738Miss LaCroix was always a flat chested borderline butterface with less flavor than her namesake
>>153584437>19:05Retard time alert!This is actually at 18.05Gee M Tee
>>153584875You're both retards, everyone knows hours underflow after 12
Time is just a social construct
Emma Miskew looks like Austin Powers' first sidekick before he got cryofrozen.
>>153584917Sun's over the yard-arm somewhere. <hic>
>>153584957>Taylor Anderson-Hiney
USA's playing well now.
>>153584634Sovlless assortment of players who have nothing to do with each other.Teams should always be local curling clubs.
I like how every rule in curcling is like>this is against the rules but it's up to the teams to sort it out
>>153585104On the plus side we get Stefania shouting HARD in English
what a fucking shot, killed 2 birds with one stone literally
why didn't she do that in semifinal?
just fuck my shit up moment incoming
unable to watch how we doing bros?
HOWEVER
kino shot
Great game so far.
based DropKING in the crowd
>>153585282Great
>>1535852822-1 after the 3rd/ourguy/ is here
>>153585319He is giving them his energy.
>cute women all got eliminated>dead threadit's sad really
>>153585357yes, but also 3rd place matches are always lame
>>153584634>The evil private equity firm that's trying to ruin our sport"The aim of Rock League is to turn curling from a sleepy club-based sport to a professional franchise like the NFL and more aggressively monetize both players and fans."
Awww cute family photo>>153585438Just like the Overwatch League. I can't wait to see how badly this crashes
>>153585438>sells out in your pathit's so over for /curl/
>>153585479insane jawline
>>153584634All of the team names and crests look extremely soulless
The Canadian fans are rowdier than the Americans.
Choke
tabitha moment
americans tongue my anus
Cory always be saying NO NO NO NO NO
>>153585545oh jesus fucking christ
>>153584634>>153585685Why do these new sports leagues always have shit tier logos and still want people to buy stuff?
Most dangerous tie
>>153585685>>153585545wow, could these be more generic?
>>153585357>the medal games are the least interestingmany such cases, at least with /Eve/ it was different
>>153585732The market research says people demand wank minimal effort clipart logos and ongoing subscriptions
>>153585788waving my little plastic Generic Masculine Animal vector art flag (2 shekels each or three for 5 shekels, a bargain) while quietly booing whoever the boardroom has decided are our rivals this season
>>153585788Shit well if the market says so. I actually dont mind the Frontier logo.
>>153585865lifelong frontier fan here
>>153585685The fact that all of these were most likely designed by the same person doesn't help at all.
>>153584634>Chinami Yoshida says that coaching the Rock League will be "her last challenge". Now in the winter of her career...Who the FUCK talks about their own talent this way!? What the fuck kind of assholes are running this? That's so unprofessional!
>>153585685For me, it's Alpine
>>153585891for me it's "shield", because it invokes images of stoutness and sturdiness, which are connotations that i find appealing
>>153585545>>153585685>The initial plan is for the six foundational franchises to be sold to investors as privately owned entities, similar to NFL teams.This is either going to be the funniest crash-and-burn ever or absolutely destroy our sport.>>153585865Don't wave it too hard; I can barely see the ice from the $200 Economy Plus™ seats and anything any closer is limited to Investor Rewards™ members or people who bought the $7,000 Annual Super-Fan Season Pass.
>>153585981tickets are still cheap this could be our last chance to ever watch curling irl
>>153585685Oh boy I heckin love major league sports!
>>153586078wtf I'm lifelong frontier now?
>>153586078>h-hi stefania can i get one of those
fucking kill me now
america is SO fucking shit HOLY FUUUUUUCK
I immediately saw that that was too heavy
CUUUUUURLL
it's over
frontierbros...
>>153585438>>153585981Is there much change in who the top teams are in the club scene? 4-5 players seems a rather small amount of people to find.Think it was said the USA men's team was only put together 2-3 years ago.>USAowari da
WHAT THE KWAB A LITERAL SIMPLE TAKEOUT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTERhow do you skid like that
>>153586078I kneel
is this like baseball where everyone have to take turn pushing the stone?
>>153586014I've unironically booked a Frontier match. I know it's funding BlackRock or whatever but if the match is happening I'm gonna watch that shit.>>153586148The big fear I have (in addition to what >>153585981 is saying about enshittification) is that this will break the talent pipeline into elite curling from hobbyist clubs and it'll become something like the NBA Draft that just locks the sport behind a caste of well connected talent farmed people.Like, I got to meet Chinami Yoshida in person when I curled in Japan. Will future people get to do that if she's being paid a bajillion per year to be a Curling Ambassador™?
we HAVE to score 2 here or it really is overI don't think Rock League is going to be anything big. Curling is too much of a novelty for normies to become invested in. And I really don't see private equity flowing into curling when the AI bubble bursts.
>>153586199>I've unironically booked a Frontier matchThanks for killing the sport.
>>153586078>guess who's getting a girlfriend in 2026
>ole ole ole already
canada's latest move seems retarded to me what am I missing? can't we just draw to the button for 2?
TIED AT 5-5 HOLY SHIT
my heart rate holy
>>153586285
>>153586265NOTHING IS OVER
>>153586417kek
>>153586429>t.
how many times have the Shitnadians cheated so far?
what do they mean when they scream wow wow wow
>>153586464They cheat with literally every throw, but just watch, a leaf will reply to this trying to deny it!
>>153585946this is unironically what NTR feels like how could our wife do this to us
>>153586266Like you aren't gonna fucking watch and give them ad revenue.If we save the sport from these assholes it won't be because we watched a stream match instead of paying 20 maple bucks for an exhibition ticket.
>>153586486They just said>Canada >number one ranked team in the WORLD>competing for....>BRONZElol LMAO ROFL
>>153586456he look like a guy I went to highschool with
>curling as a first datekino
>>153586541He looks like a Friday the 13th Jason victim.
This game reminds me of billiards
>>153586611It is a gentlemen sport after all
another 3 pointer for Canadait's almost over
we own you
ok now it's over
welp>>153586679present company excluded
why didn't she throw a NUKE
wtf didn't they try to freeze?
we need to get stefania off of frontier she can't win with these cats
Nice!
>>153586697Men are str, women are dex.>>153586706Would've been knocked out for a 3.Canada's stones were lined up that she could knock them all out, just needed a hell of a lot more speed on the stone.
Love Emmas's braid.
>>153586718This looks more and more like an exhibition event, not a league.
why don't they just wear wireless headsets instead of yelling across the hall?
>>153586739fag
>>153586078Talentless hack
It seems like curling has been on tv non stop since the Olympics started
>>153586763Their goal is basically to buy up every famous player so that no other curling league rises to challenge them. They can do this because the average curling superstar is paid in pocket change and gift cards.It's brilliant, it's just evil.
>>153586417>the paper ran out of space two years ago
>>153586784Screaming across the hall is 50% of the sport
I think it would be funny if Homan doesnt get a medal again
>>153586784because this sport is from 1500 or earlier and was designed to simulate the skills you'd need in a raiding party
It would be great for us to get our first medalIt would also be great for Homan to go back to Canada pissed and beat the fuck out of Kennedy
I don't get why they peeled the guard off
Women's shots are too weak.
>>153586871and now they tried to put it back
Alright, niggas, here we go
So who's winning?
>>153587008Canada
>HOWEVER?
>have to steal 1Ogre
>start watchingwe choke>go watch speed skatingus choke>came backwe choke
>>153587017US will steal 3 next end
>>153587008
Can we steal at least two?
It may not be over yet.
>>153587008the viewer, for getting to enjoy the beautiful spectacle that is high level curling
>>153587048possible but very unlikely, canada will have to giga choke for that
>>153587035what did she mean by this?
>>153587032
CUUUUUURRRRRRLLLLLLLL
>>153587102HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
has theisse had the most olympic screen time for an american this olympics? like three hours nearly every day for two weeks
>stream diedlol i'm sure it's for the best
>>153587241it's over
is it joever?
Here we go. Last shot of the game.
tabitha choked it as expected, GG
FUUUUUUUUUU
what a fail by usa
>
wtf did they throw it so hard?
she hit the guard again just like against GBR
pathetic
YOU WIN NOTHING SEPPOS
KWAB!KWAAAAAAAAAAB!
>amerikeks
defund and dismantle the entire (women's) curling program. unacceptable.
So many bad shots. We didn't deserve it.
We’re more of a hockey nation anyway
It is up to gb to take out Canada now.
gg usa
Happy for the ladies, played like dick all tournament but scrounged up a bronze
behead US the women's curling program
GGOur girlies do it again :)
>>153587326>moments before disaster
evil prevails
>>153587035I only watch women's sports to jork it tbdesu
our mommies won.
>>153584634Everyone I know says curling is boring and talk about how they don't understand it. I don't think this will hurt it too much.
>>153587433I like the blonde cougar desuWould love for her to devour me
Did our team sync their pregnancies or what
>>153587401always has been ever since our lord and saviour Jesus Christ got crucified
Well, that's it for me. Not as comfy as the previous games but overall a fun time.I'll continue watching curling. I'll check out Rock League and the Women's tournament is coming up in March.I'm done with 4chan though. This whole ordeal with the fingerprinting cookie is the last straw.Cheers, anons. I hope all your future endeavors go well.
at least we can stop pretending like this is a real sport. see you all in four years.
>le it's not even a real sport and we never really cared At least they made it to a medal match guys
who the fuck thought this lispy person that can barely speak should be a tv host
>>153587587I will see you in APRIL for the BLACKROCK INVITATIONAL ok
>>153587524see you tomorrow
>>153587378How many double touches did they pull off this time?Oh and you beat a team of literal wine moms who weekend curl as a hobby and lost to them once before topkek
I signed up for a curling tryout that starts 2 hours after the men's final, anons. $5 entry! There are like 30 other people on the tryout list too. Gonna be exciting
>>153587524>This whole ordeal with the fingerprinting cookieI know you're still here. Elaborate.
>>153587587curling is more of an actual sport than faggot ass ice "dancing." the problem is americans are low IQ faggots with a 0.2 second attention span, so anything that isn't caveman'esque is "boring" them. curling requires a higher IQ than "run fast and cross line to win." most americans are too stupid to appreciate it.and because of that, there is no money incentive to invest in curling teams. that's why other countries have literal professional teams that are backed with real money, while the US has a team of literal weekend curling wine moms.
>>153588194are competitive videogames a sport?
>>153588218no
>>153588124Have you had any issues with captcha the past 2 days?>>108181785
>>153588124>>153588628Shit, wrong post>>>/g/108181785
>>153588194I would like the only one blank per team rule here I get that it is very tactical but the numbers must go up
>>153588628Not that I've seen. Worst I've seen is that 4chX will refuse to post from the Q.R. window if you get 'not required', and coincidentally this reply keeps being rejected as spam. Here's some text that will hopefully throw it off. I truly hate this stupid fucking website sometimes.
>>153588628Yeah I disabled uBlock Lite and AdGuard Adblocker and now i have no issues
>chinkmoot wasn't satisfied enough with ruining 4chan>has to ruin even furtherFuck you.Anyway, back to sp,LETS GO CANADA
As an Arsenal fan I have a feeling GB is gonna bottle it
>>153589043We bottle everything
Don't know anything about this stone game, but i'm watching it just to see the cheaters lose
>>153586417>>153586802we are so going to make it
I'm jinxing canada by rooting for them :)
>>153586785Fuck you bald leafjeet.
Eve still looking sexo
Hasn't aged a day
LETSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOO
I would like us to cheat again this game.Is that too much to ask for?
TEAM GEE-BEE!TEAM GEE-BEE!
GB bringing the brooms and the big fukkin rakes.
CAM ON INGERLUNDSCORE SUM FACKIN CURLSSSS
>>153589244>They're all Scottish
gonna watch this sport for the first time in like 8 yearsquick rundown?
