Previous : >>153579141Official Schedulehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/scheduleHorry sheet editionMullet unc lowkey finna bussin win no cap frfrCongrats Legobros on your medal!CAM ON INGERLAND, CURL SUM FAKIN STONES!
Found out Bruce Mouat is not married to are Jenn and is in fact a gayman. A bent freak if you will.
>men :|>men, Italy:O
We've fucked the curling, it's over
>>153590384there was a gay bong skier or snowborder also
>>153590607Just not on is it
I have a feeling the figure skating thread will be insufferable
>>153590384A man who is batty as it were
>>153590652No doubt, but the gala itself should have some pretty meme moments.
>>153590529No we didn't
google easter egg
>>153590450yes, daddy is going to dance at the closing ceremony tomorrow
New wasian I repeat new wasian
>>153590793wasians are very rare here, not sure I've seen one irl
>>153590793Truly the cursed fruit of yellow fever.
I hope canadian cheaters lose
>>153590809worked with some asian lass a couple of years ago and I was stunned to find out she had a strong scottish accent
>>153590748Noice. For others, put in Olympic Winter Games, then scroll down a bit.
>>153590886Why aren't we any good at speed skating? There are ice rinks here.
>>153590909Elise Christie's serial choking was an apocalyptic event for GB skating
this appeals to me
>>153590909need a blade loicence m8
>>153590939cor>>153590959cheeky cunt
>>153590948Imagine if someone got injured at the gala
>>153590948thats someones underage daughter
>>153590948that's someone's son
This is the most gold medals USA ever won in a winter games. Previous record was 10 set in 2002.
Why don't they just build the halfpipe indoors?
>>153591145they should really hold the thing where the weather's nicer. weird how nobody's thought of this desu
>>153591145Sources say the next next winter olympics will take place in Dubai and will be the best in recorded memory
>>153591102gz, it's the best we've done too
>>153591195Mate you're hosting the next winter olympics
>>153591102its funny, despite this feelling like the worst olympics we've ever done, it's still the 2nd bestall because Russia was banned, shit got all wacky
>>153591234that's why I put two nexts there
Do they televise the Winter Paralympics?
>>153590768I admire guys with the confidence to rock speedos/briefs
>>153591268Aren't the next next winter Olympics in Salt Lake City?
Time for the Finn's biggest hour
>>153591354I don't know to be honest
>>153591454they're literally in your country
>>153591354no, Paris, the one after is in america.
>>153591454Seems like it. So 2030 will be France, then 2034 will be Utah.>>153591689Yes, that's why my post has "next next " since next is France.
>>153591312>https://paralympics.org.uk/articles/how-to-watch-the-milano-cortina-2026-winter-paralympics>Channel 4 will showcase an on-screen team of world-class presenters and Para athletes for the Milano Cortina 2026 Paralympic Winter Games, reinforcing its long-standing commitment to inclusive representation. Broadcasting more than 60 hours of sport live from the Italian Dolomites across Channel 4 and Channel 4 Streaming, with every minute of action on Channel 4 Sport’s YouTube, Channel 4 continues to build on its pioneering achievements of bringing audiences accessible Paralympics coverage.>All content will be subtitled, live broadcast coverage will have live audio description available from 10:30am each day, and the daily highlights programme will feature live British Sign Language translation. Plus, the Opening and Closing Ceremonies are to be simulcast on 4seven and Channel 4 Streaming with BSL and an open descriptive commentary.
Channel 4 killing it again with Paralympics coverage. Absolutely cracking effort
>>153591800>channel 4 will showcase an on-screen team of world-class presenterswill they
>>153591800Looking forward to the tetraplegic skeleton
>>153591853>GB’s most decorated Paralympic athlete, Dame Sarah Storey, and multi gold medal Paralympic swimming champion Alice Tai join the team, reporting live from the different events in Cortina as well as meeting athletes and their friends and family.>Former ParalympicsGB sit-skier Sean Rose returns as pundit, along with ex-ParalympicsGB alpine skier and medallist Jade Etherington as commentator...yes?
>>153591737i'm retarded, i only processed "next" once. my bad, you're right in Utah at that
>The torch relay is scheduled to take place from 24 February to 6 March 2026, with 501 torchbearers covering 2,000 kilometres (1,200 mi). The flame will be lit at the Stoke Mandeville Hospital in the United Kingdom and will be sent to five Italian cities; the relay will visit Cortina d'Ampezzo, Venice, and Padua, ending at the Verona Arena for the opening ceremony.I love how they had a team of para-athletes taking the flame through the Channel Tunnel for Paris - shame they can't do the same for the winter edition, but, understandable I suppose
>>153591981They should bobsleigh through the maintenance tunnel
MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAT
The Georgians have been incredibly based with their music choices all olympics.
>mortal kombat 2 song and outfitsbased slavs
Building some IKEA furniture with my family and this comes on the television, the most surreal thing I've ever seen. Also the best performance I've seen in these "olympics" I guess.
>>153592253
>>153592253>>153592328Can we please just turn reality off and on again
>>153590848Was it Cho Chang?
>>153591014It's happened before. I remember when some gymnasts got injured at a Team USA exhibition.
>>153590809epidemic amongst east Asians in here, although it depends on the region
>>153592506California?
How will the Leafs cheat tomorrow? What are their evil plans?
>>153592524northern California (bay area), yes. Southern California, less so
Crazy how Canada exposed themselves as insecure passive aggressive Americans and burned all the goodwill the rest of the world had for them in 2 weeks to cheat and try and possibly win 2 golds
>>153590809>>153590793They're called hapas, not wasians t. /int/
the cheating Canadians look to be winning gold in curling. there is no justice.
Would you marry of girl who did OF?
>>153593419no
>>153593419if it's as tasteful as hers
>>153593419if they were olympic medalists
Bobsled and its clown car just feels kinda obsolete when when skeleton/luge existSorry Cool Runnings
When is the women's freeski halfpipe?
I'm scared for the opening ceremony of 2028 we'll get some cringy American shit like patriotic country or degenerate rap
>>153592411The reality is too hyper to turn off.
>>15359424733% chance it's nog muisic33% chance it's Red Hot Chili Peppers33% chance it's some zoomer pop
>>153594213tomorrow
>>153593135>be american>get shot
>>153593419Lisa? Yes
>>153591737Salt Lake City again? Is there really no where else in America that can host the winter games?
What's the most recent update on that polish girl who almost lost an eye? Did the american girl who sliced and diced her pay her a visit?
>>153590793Needs another round of Brit in the bloodline but I can see the potential.
>>153594247>>153594416It's going to be Snoop Dogg, Billie Eilish and Post Malone.
>>153594548They could host in like 10-15 different states easy. I imagine SLC has the infrastructure so they just apply
>>153594548olympic facilities should be reused. spain rocking out to late 90's american rock was kino.
>Ami NakaiUOOOHHH ToT
>>153594644Grim
>>153594548Reminder that as the great salt lake continues to dry up, the air in SLC will become literally poisonous to breathe.
>>153594827we breed various insects by the 10's of millions and drop sterile versions in panama. It's nothing to fix that. at worst you salt binders into that shitty sea.
There is a guy in a panda suit skating on my TV.
>Kazakhstan dancing to Kung Fu Panda and Jack Black singing Britney Spears in a panda outfit before hugging Jackie ChanTruth really is stranger than fiction sometimes.
>speenAlso the thighs of this woman turned the head of my mom for some reason.
>>153594548>The Midwest has no mountains, so no Chicago, Minneapolis, Detroit, or Milwaukee>New York City doesn't have enough space for an Olympic stadium>Seattle is too warm and humid>Alaska is too cold and doesn't have the infrastructure to host the OlympicsSalt Lake City is pretty much the only option. I'm surprised Denver hasn't put in a bid though desu.
>>153594548>>153594654Nah it would be hard for small towns like Lake Placid and Lake Tahoe to host the Olympics again with the infrastructure they’d need to host people and get them around the games. The only “winter” types of cities that could do it are Salt Lake and Denver. Everything else doesn’t have the infrastructure (Tahoe, Placid), or doesn’t have the mountains needed (Minneapolis, Chicago). I believe Tahoe gave up bidding with Reno recently (that would also be super weird to host partially in the desert anyways), and NYS wants to try again for Placid with NYC, but I have no clue how they could pull that off considering the distance between them
Webm bong-sama if you would kindly webm Frida's reactions in the video below I would appreciate it. She is the blonde swede, also thank you for all of your work this games. You've been the MVP.https://gofile.io/d/3ZzIaF
>>153595481Seattle or Portland could do it too, but not really the right vibe. Denver is the best option besides SLC but I think Denver is kind of lame, and sort of far from the good ski resorts too.I'd prefer New England with Boston as the main hub and the snow stuff in Vermont and New Hampshire.
Completely missed the bobsleigh, I'll just assume that a) germany won and b) nothing happened, unless one of you tells me otherwise.
>>153596081germany did win, nothing special happened, not like all the crashes in the mens
>>153595821this?
>>153595821>>153596231
>>153596011>boston>4 hour drive to get to the closest tiny) mountainCities/countries should just put money in a pot so events can be organised in the alps or the american rockies every time
Tea land messed up the curling. It's now up to eagleland to put those cheaters in place in the hockey final
https://i.imgur.com/9KNxCWN.mp4
Weather status for Halfpipe tomorrow?
>>153596081>Completely missed the bobsleighOur girl didn't even medal
>>153596620That journalist sounds like a prick. Those who can't do journal
I can't believe the villians won in curling
>>153596774Great Britin is Nothing.
>Canada US hockey finalsYEEEEAAAH THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT BABBYYYYYY->sunday 8am EST nah nvm fuck it
>>153596311Vermont/New Hampshire is nice too
>>153596620They should film more journalists like this
>>153596311>>153596840I don't think they even have a ski resort tall/steep enough for an alpine skiing downhill event
>>153596231>>153596250Yes, cheers mate
>>153596838wake and bake
>>153596311Cortina is about as far away from Milan as Boston would be from where they'd have to go skiing. This happened with Vancouver and Whistler before too.
>>153594548The Rockies and the Sierra Mountains in California, especially Lake Tahoe.
>>153597294>he Sierra Mountains in California, especially Lake Tahoe.Wrong retarded faggot. This shit has been discussed to death, keep up retardGOD.
>>153590234Did anyone even bother watching Mountaineering anyway? I missed it somehow nobody cared I guess I'll make sure to watch it on Youtube.
>>153597404The relay was actually kind of good with the longer course. The mens/womens individual races were clown tier.
>>153597404
>>153597404Do not watch the singles ones. Wasn't even funny enough to be worth
>>153596647she did though
Do you guys have a favorite webm from the past couple weeks?
>>153597527LOL I saw the kids version of this, the slippery slide, reminds me of that.
>>153597732
>>153596620based journalist. fuck that traitor.
>>153597732I don't have it, but I enjoyed the one with the doggo running onto the track.
>>153597804perro cortina
>>153596620>the kamala laughholy shit thank you china for taking this off our hands
>>153596620:(
>>153596620Dumped all stats on talent, smarts, and attractiveness, left morals and charisma at 0. Decent build tho
>>153597874Thank Herr Starmer for that
>>153595094>we breed various insects by the 10's of millions and drop sterile versions in panama. You do what now?
>>153597974Describe it to me
>>153597732The swiss skier doing the victory jump with the flag as cape
>>153597826Whats the story with this? How did it get onto the track. All the athletes seem to ignore it after they finish too
>>153598002Idk but that thing looks more wolf than dog, i'd be spooked
>>153597779Thats my screen recording
>>153598018That's because it is a wolfdog. It has an owner and everything
>>153596222>crashesI've seen the Austria webm since I posted that, what else was there? This is bigDo Jamaica ever do anything memey?>>153596647As expected frankly
>>153598002Someone who lives near the course released the wolfdog as a prank because he's a good boy who likes meeting new people.
Do not clickhttps://www.imagebam.com/view/GAHJPN
>>153597732This was fun
>>153598024it is truly one of the webms of all time
>>153598045
>>153598045those are some nice breasties
>GBR ate shit / chocked in curling todayLolLmao even
>>153598102I stopped because i realised i was doing too many
>>153598052>listening to podcast>hear about this story>can't find a single video on the net>I bet 4chan isn't gay and will have it>open this threadI love this place. ty anon.
>>153598143eh it's the jocks, that's what they do *shrug*
>>153597527You're in the fucking Alps and this is the best you can come up with for "mountaineering"? For fuck's sake.
>>153598150He didn't need to zoom in that hard
>>153598158>hear about anything happening in the olympics>want to watch what happened>search for it on youtube>all the videos are just images with AI voiceoverFuck this timeline.
>>153597981OSA
>>153598223the cameramen were obsessed with her (this is a good thing)
>>153598219Retard actual mountaineering takes like 1.5 hrs to do, they ain't gonna do that shit. This was the meme sport of the Oly
>>153595358>>153595481Denver won the bid to host the 1976 games but the citizens protested. I’d imagine that sentiment is still present in the city with all the hipster transplants.
>>153598268Yeah, it's not like the Olympics have events that take more than 1 hour or anything.
>>153598268Actual mountaineering usually takes the whole day. Some times even multiple days. 1.5 hours should be the bare minimum and that would still be shorter than the 50 km.
>>153598350They should make it last all two weeks so we have something to watch during downtime.
>>153598359That would actually be fantastic.
>>153598264They can't film women's bodies anymore so they have to go all in on faces
>>153598425we didn't have this problem in /curl/
what am I supposed to do after this?
>>153598497the old chesnut of deluding yourself that you are going to take up one of the sports and then lasting 3 sessions, if that
>>153598497Watch other sports
>>153598497
>>153598158Qrd?
>>153593419not bad, she has the german porny fit milf vibes
>6 female golds>3 male golds>2 mixed goldsUSA was carried by foids.
Where can I watch the ski mountaineering meme event? Youtube is full of jeet voiceover videos and I couldn't find it on BBC Iplayer.
curling should be removed from the olympicsit's embarrassing that a team can commit a blatant penalty multiple times, go unpunished, and win goldactual joke of a sport, waste of time and money having it until they pull some rules together and establish some integrity
>>153598913The world needs more musclemilfs like her, Cory Chase and Sophia Locke
>>153598729>guess who's getting a curlfu in 2026>in 2030>in 2034>in 2038>in 2042>in 2046>in 2050>in 2054>in 2058>in 2062>in 2066>in 2070>in 2074>in 2078>in 2082>in 2086>in 2090>in 2094>in 2098>in 2102
>>153598970Humanity has 5 more years tops.
>>153599007everyone dies in nuclear apocalypse or all developed countries collapse?
>>153599046ASI crushes us like the bugs we are
>>153598732Nord skier fucked up his run, got mad, threw his ski poles and stormed off into the snow. He laid down next to the fence and officials had to come down to convince him to leave. Apparently his grandfather died on the first day of the games and he was still bummed about that.
Just a heads up guys, after the closing ceremony either in this thread or another one I'll dump webms , the most popular ones and ones I liked.
This one from the gala was pretty cool.
What's the best way to download from the cbc site? I want to save the the Gala and a few events
>>153599569Definitely it will be nice to think about the memories of the past two weeks. Spring is coming soon, nice weather, a chance to wake up from the cold, dark winter.
>>153599619yt-dlp
>>153599462damn, imagine your grandfather looking down at you and seeing what a sad little bitch you are
>>153599462I see. That's pretty sad :(Thanks for explaining!