Bronze >>153595240
blues
Czechnia should get a whole team iihf ban for injuring our sid
>>153597575lewd
and Finland wins again!
>>153597581>its only ok when we do it
finland
>>153597581I will just be mad if he doesn't play on Sunday March 8th 2026 because I have tickets to see him and his Penguins take on the Boston Bruins
>>153597581>Canada will lose because their 40 year old captain is hurt Sad
What's the skoda cup and who do cheer for?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YzmjmAGoIvery cool song, not related to sports
Congratulations Finland!
was the slovakia goalie today the same as yesterday that lost 4 goals?
>>153597618He's out for at least 2 months broThey only haven't announced it yet to avoid hurting the feelings of the Canadian people
>participation and humiliation rewardGold or go home
This is nutsAmericans have hockey as their #12 sport and have won the only trophy which matters in hockey for 32 years straight!
>>153597655gimi wins again
>>153597655Oops, #13It's hard to count that far down on The Sports Totem Pole!
>>153597620>What's the skoda cup and who do cheer for?Its something burgers don't understand.
>>153597655delete this
>>153597688>each player on the winning team gets to drive this car for a day
>>153597655this seems like a laughably misleading way to rank sports
Tomorrow is going to be so much fun
>>153597655literally who the fuck is watching horse racing
>>153597707>potential add revenue What else could matter to an american
>NOOOOO you can't just not care about Mickey mouse asterisk (no Russia) exhibition hockey this is our ONLY chance to get revenge on you for over 3 decades of cucking usWhy are they like this?
>>153597620you cheer for finland and play this on loop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P4CgbTictk
>>153597655F1 beats NHL? How badly has Gary fucked up?
>>153597726degen boomers sad really
>>153597655Yeah
>>153597707it is. the chart is incredibly retarded. soccer is doing big numbers here aussiebro
>>153597733Why is practice cucking even illegal?
>>153597739It's a once a year event
>>153597707>>153597727>We can't get anyone to watch B-But we're still relevant because....because what?
>>153597757We've also been infected. do they insist on calling it football?>>153597764shouldn't you be pretending you aren't using a vpn?
>>153597739The NHL needs a Max Verstappen
>>153597763>153597763So is the Stanley cup but all non game 7 games are unable to beat the ratings of big F1 races in America
Might have to just stay up all night
>>153597760If you have to ask then you're from a culture of cheating
>>153597757No, it is not when compared to other sports. I still don't understand why the World Cup is even being played here.
has grapes weighed in on the now infamous mackinnon selljob
>>153597783I guess we just love our Indy 500, it's cars after all. But nobody will watch another race outside of that other than Nascar
>>153597782There is one and his name is Messini Cuckbrini
>>153597764oh, i see. it's because that's last year's figure, and it was aired on a non-sports cable channel instead of a major network and excludes streams, which actual nielsen ratings haven't done for years.
>>153597707How so? Seems to be the most basic way to do it.
>>153597763>once a yearI wish but the corrupt fucks at the FIA gave you THREE FUCKING GPs
What if Crosby never plays hockey again?
>>153597846good
>>153597846global holyday for everyone who loves hockey
* total canacuck death *
only finnish song I like is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0efCvco2uI
>>153597836I don't watch this shit, we have Indy and Vegas?
For me, it's Cha Cha Cha
>>153597898vegas, texas, miami
>>153597907All sunbelt of course
is this guy Cosby hurt or something?
>>153597918sun belt is where it's at
>>153597907We deserve one in Vermont
>>153597927an olympic village twink extracted his bodily fluids
>>153597938tell Bernie to get it done
>>153597928For Gary and MBS for sure
>>153597881This is a great onehttps://youtu.be/HJaUP5Q9vtI?si=V-x4rmB5epLhR7R1
>>153597881https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n149YiSrrno
>>153597849>>153597868I'll miss him so much
>>>/lgbt/42741849very needy transexual if anyones looking
>>153597835>white family of 4 watch a game>8 black kids who don't know their father watch a nfl/nba game separately >this doesnt seem misleading to melol
>>153597968
>>153597989Why are you on /lgbt/?
>>153597944Bernie has never accomplished anything for us
what's the deal with this weird german guy spamming every thread these days? autist perhaps?
>>153598004i was there it was a joke
>>153598019It'a just vpntard
how are you going to watch the game during church tomorrow?
>>153597984peak reddit
HOLY SHIT
>>153598019its the same guy who got raped by mlb seething uncontrollably lol
>>153597984peak kino
>>153597688Like how Finna don't understand sobriety or what kinda learning curve are we talking about here?
>>153598063he must be pissed
>>153598063he probably just noticed how many connors/mcs/macs/ there are
>>153598019I'm happy there are so many flags in /hoc/ now
>>153598063He met the bruins back in the day
if only pulju and his goofy smile was there among them
>>153597655This is nutsAlmost like England not winning a WC in the last 60 years
slovakia status??
>>153598019safe bet
>>153598138Lankinen with his fake tan and teeth stand out so muchHe is going to look like Trump when he gets old
>>153598138He’s literally me 20 minutes after school let out on the days I stayed home “sick”
lucic is big mad at his teammate here
it's up!
>>153598153Robbed desu
if USA wins were all gonna get brown southeast asian gfs!
>>153598201whats even the point of this lmao. everyone knew it was going to be rigged / end up this way
>>153598199Why is he mad?
>>153598228let him enjoy his fiction, he will have to get back to reality next week of no cup for Canada yet again
>>153598172He's just being a good immigrant and integrating to the local culture.Fake teeth and skin are core US values.
>>153598199Why are Serbians so abusive?
>>153598257but he plays for Vancouver
your 2026 olympic european champions
>>153598244probably thought the player was his wife for a second
>>153598201I could’ve guessed this whole thing from the start, other than Slovakia beating Germany
>>153598280very nice blue colour on the fin jersey
>>153598283He must've figured it out because he didn't punch him
>>153598199The body language of the goalie and the other player say it all. They immediately turn away and embrace eachother the whole team is terrified of this guy
>>153598277I'm sure he got into the habit when he was playing for >trashville
>>153597655Volumes
>>153598172Rare to see a goalie with fake teeth, he must have a sweet tooth
>>153598322heh, he's like the team's abusive stepfather
>>153598305everyone hates that baby blue kraken DOG ASS
Hated American teams cuck your players from you?
>>153598138he's making big bucks in switzerland
>>153598365kek, no but it contrasts very nicely with the logo!
Kanada: Epstein the Country
>its a Canada vs USA episodeFull dog ass sport
>>153598391Kanada: Florida Panthers of international hockey
>>153598375he's actually lighting it up too
>>153598394If sweden weren't too shit to place in the bronze game this would have been an unironic sequel to 4 NationsGary ahh asterisk tournament
>>153598398well the current roster is quite canadian that is true
>>153598199what a chud. he should retire already
>>153598138>we have now seen laine and bulji bust out of the nhl where does the time go frens
>>153598394Finland would have beaten the US
>>153598375>>153598406cant wait to see him play in the worlds
>outscored 12-3 in the past 2 gamesShit countryShit playersShit team
>>153598448Laine will continue to play in a top 6 spot, he's too powerful on the pp
>>153598449Finland would have beaten Can'tnada if the refs weren't Can'tnadian and crooked cheaters
>>153598437So many fags from Canada, damn. How many refs could they buy tho?
wtf they moved final game to start 3pm LOOOLhorrible time for NA to watch hoceky game, sunday morning 7am
>>1535984755 am for me :s
>buy all the refs>teach your players to diveleaf hockey, everyone
>>153598475it was always scheduled at this time. I know you weren't expecting to be in the gold medal game but we've been saying for a month that they need to move it to a later time. Over by me it's a 5:10am start
fuck they are dumb in olympics planningtournament ending highlight game should be night evening prime time game obviously, like 8pm
>finnish bot>fly over time zonejen
Will eagleland choke like tea land?
>>153598504go back to /nba/ malaysiachad
>>153598492No one gives a fuck. The amount of americans complaining that they aren't moving the game time in order to cater to american is pathetic. Pure american entitlement in action.
>>153598504we're not going to win, malik. but we will try our best
>>153598499it's because of the dumb closing ceremony sadly
>>153598475>rig the usa vs. canada matchup you always wanted>schedule it while the continent is asleepbravo gary
>>153598499>why arent they playing the game 4am?
>>153598508Yeah why the fuck would they want to maximize their ratings?? Retard
>>153598517jesus christ, nobody cares about closing ceremony, hold it on monday. they should focus delivering prime time final game 100%
>>153598517Why don't they make the game the closing ceremony?
>why didnt they schedule the game for after the closing ceremoniesplanet retard lol
>>153598508>entitlement in action.Yes, all the "It's OUR game" bullshit is entitlement, canacuck.
>>153598523>theirYou mean NBC you stupid faggot?
>>153598531If they played this game at say 8pm local time, it would be the highest rated hockey game of all time
The big three.
>>153598531they should, and I know I'm being biased here, but the gold medal game for hockey is the most popular, watched, and exciting part of the winter olympics so it would make sense
>>153598491They've made a mockery of hockey on the world stage
>>153598506I don't want to use that petefag thread :/>>153598509I'm not muslim but wish you guys good luck!
>>153598499>fuck they are dumb in olympics planningNah. They're not dumb, they're doing everything they can to appease the roasties and faggots that love homo skating. Those events always do the biggest numbers
>>153598545No retard there is no NBC in your 3rd world country. "Their" is in reference to every company broadcasting the games. I know English is hard for you Ranjit but I shouldn't have to clarify that statement for you
Figure skating is a bigger gold than hockey
>>153598571Do you think the game starts at 8 am in every country? Are you that fucking stupid?
>>153598551too bad gary will never let us play in any best on best finals because of ratings
>>153598569>>153598572trvthnvke and redpilled unfortunately
>>153598577Wait you mean to tell me it doesn't? Holy shit no way
>>153598517>truncate the olympics because the closing ceremony can't be moved for reasonsWhy does the IOC hate hockey so much?
It's 8am in the only good part of Canada (Quebec)
>>153598571>why doesnt sky sport australia and nihon tv force the olympics to air hockey during prime timeretard
>>153598598they just hate your cheating country
if bulju was playing we'd have that gold in the bag pussy ass binlan gm and coaches!
>>153598588it's a shame that barkov and laine were out, i think it would have changed things a lot if they were in
>even on the world's stage hockey gets uppendedlmao is there a more cucked sport in history?
>>153598605>why doesn't the game start at a time to maximize the ratings to line up with the two countries participating in the actual gameCan'tnadian education folks. So stupid you have to explain basic common sense concepts to them
Huh Russia and Canada have only faced each other twice in the Olympics with one victory each.
>>153598630kek they do be cucked by just about everyone
every time these olympics are brought up in the future people will say "but there were no russian so..."
so that is three straight olympic bronze medal wins for finland while peedan only has one runners up medal loss in that same time. how has peedan fallen so hard?
>>153598523well it isn't garypuck so it's not only about sunbelt state ratings.Although I do agree that 6pm central european time would be best it's only like 9AM west coast. They'd just have to do it on a day prior to the closing ceremony.
>>153598631>americunt proving true every negative stereotype about his country with every post he types/hoc/ would be so much better if there were filterable IDs
I'm not as mad as I was previously. Still a bit, though.
>>153598658This, it's a * tournament just like corona ones
>>153598662
Gotta be honest, I'm not going to watch the gold medal game because there isn't a snowball's chance in hell I'm getting up before 11.
>>153598658Russia's continuing decline means generation beta won't even consider them a hockey power
>>153598631>the opening and closing ceremonies aren't the biggest draws mexican education everybody
>>153598641The Russian Federation is only been around for 9 winter Olympics, were banned for 2 of them and choked most of the others.
>>153598562Thanks
>>153598665Yes 6pm is a sensible time since it's early enough locally and you get all of the North American continent able to watch it at a reasonable time>>153598667Somebody come get samir, he's bubbling pretty badly today
> we need to grow the game> NOOOOO I MEANT IN THE SOUTHERN U.S. WASTELANDS WHERE THE POPULATION IS 60% MEXICAN, NOT THAT YOU SHOULD AIR GAMES AT A CONVENIENT TIME FOR EUROPEANS IT JUST ISN'T FAIR
>>153598572If only hockey had more cute girls
>>153598662>so that is three straight olympic bronze medal wins for finland meanwhile a tournament without nhl refs:
>>153598682canacucks terrified of Russia kwab
Can'tnadian logic: Start the game in the middle of night so nobody can watch them get silver and get meme'd to death
>>153598738
>>153598723name one russian defenseman that would be a top pair on team canada or team usa. russia is fucking garbage.
Canadians are so angry and jealous of people who don't live in cold snowy shitholes
>>153598717It's gonna be pretty bad tomorrow regardless of who wins tbqh. Won't be watching tho cause its at 5 am my time
>>153598723Who is the best Russian player under the age of 25?
>>153598746canacucks so terrified of Russia they banned them kwab
>>153598682Growing up with Mighty Ducks II I thought Iceland was some sort of hockey powerhouse because they were the final boss.
>>153598774thanks for admitting you are mexican
>log into hoc>xhe rb crying about canada on vpns 'gainKWACB
> Samir mentioned. I'm in (xher boipucci).
>not at the olympics: russia and belarus >at the olympics: israel and north korealol lmao
I see a lot of Americans downplaying this game saying it's just an exhibition game or an all-star game. But it's just the inevitable result of Gary allowing Canadian players to play for a Canadian team. It's going to be a stacked team. The American team is good also, but it just goes to show that without Canadian players your local franchise would not be as competitive. USA hasn't won an Olympic gold in hockey since 1980. American players just don't have that killer instinct
>>153598762Michkov?
xrb getting new vpns to cope early lmao
It's fascinating how much seethe Canada is generating among the troglodytes here. Genuinely non-stop rage kwab. Lots of projection too. I bet there are 4 people here who are going to spend all weekend crying about it, it's pretty sad.
>>153598762
>>153598756cold snowy shitholes are great, try living where it's hot and humid all the time. as a white person, it is hell
shant be replying to bait
> Samir is greatest ally now if you'll excuse me I have an NHL franchise to ruin.
let us all channel 2010
this isn't the usa versus canada, this is the world versus canada
>8 am>the middle of the nightThe saddest part about this whole thing is the number of people in both canada and the united states who are either incapable or just outright refuse to wake up at 8 am on a sunday. People are so ensconced in their daily routines and habits that they literally cannot change their behaviour just once in order to see the game.
>>153598802I think everyone can safely agree now the NHL is the strongest league in the world and Gary should be consulted on all future IOC hockey events.
this is pathetic lmaohttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/exhibition/
>>153598819Congratulations, Canada has become the thing they hate the most, Florida Panthers
>>153598834cope socal is kino
>>153598847It's the end of the financial reporting period. I've been working non-stop :(
>>153598809more like a tarasenko than a kovalchuk or ovechkin
>>153598847>thinks all of Canada is an 8am startCanadian education
remember, yankees, tonight is your last opportunity to post 1993
>>1535988478AM I am getting ready for church
>>153598847Why worry about an exhibition game?
if russia doesn't play in 2030 that'll be very disappointing
>>153598888CHECKED AND BASED
>>153598834Just say you are poor we don't judge. Look at half this thread, they even have a red leaf to identify that they are poor
>>153598847chuds arent capable of going to sleep before 4am that is why this vpn ghoul is crying so much
>>153598866Under age 25 though
>>153598882Tomorrow's the Stanley Cup final?
>>153598853>>153598802nevermind I think it's just a single schizo on a vpn
He’ll be communing with the ghost of Herb Brooks tomorrow so I’m afraid the leafs simply won’t have a shot.
It's Sunday bitch, I don't need to wake up early and you can't fucking make me. Oh just what I want to do, wake up ass early to watch lolcanadawins like they always fucking do, let's not pretend any differently.
They're desperate for an exhibition game to make up for 32 years of defeat in their only league of their only sport.
nobody gonna watch this early ass game lel
>>153598529it would have been simpler to just shift all the hockey one day forward. if that interferes with the start, it doesn't matter. the olympics, including hockey, already do stuff before the opening ceremony.
>>153598919I agreed with this right until you started coping smfdh
First of all lol BUT I do predict it’s going to set some kind of a record for its time slot
>>153598908even bigger
>>153598461yeah, for 10 games before he gets injured again
>>153597655college basketball being higher than the nba explains the chart. it's based on gambling. And people don't gamble on hockey. Mainly cuz it's too variable and hard.
Do Canadians get cucked out of their players because of high taxes?
>>153598849there is some former nhl zigger who denies the nhl is better than the khl and says it's racist against russians or something. Meanwhile the leading scorer last season got more goals than his 10+ year career in the NHL. He broke all time scoring record in the KHL lmao
>>153598980It's called march madness and it's way bigger than the NHL
>>153598860socal is great and not nearly as humid as florida or houston
are the finns still awake? do you pekkas like ice fishing? i prefer it over open water.
>>153599012>putting a space heater on icecanadian ingenuity, everyone
Holy fuck i'm not reading 12 more hours of this garbage thread. See ya in the morning.
>>153598980I wish college hockey were more popular
>>153598989leaves are terrified of Russians kwab
>>153599027its gonna get so much worse, I can't wait
>>153598980>it's based on gambling.lol no it isnt retard. people legit love college sports, betting is just a bonus
>>153599012this is what my 30k pop towns river looks like in winter
Don't Canadians get 100% cucked by the American NCAA taking all their players from them?
>>153599043/hoc/ is going crazy tomorrow
i love russian hockey. my favourite player growing up was pavel bure.
>>153598998lol no it isn't
>>153599061It’s basically D Day
>>153599056based
>>153599069Are you unable to read a graph my son
>>153598982>Do Canadians get cuckedYes
>>153599060historically, no, most good canadians still go through the CHLthat may change with NIL money. who wouldn't wanna get paid to play for ohio state, bang scores of beautiful women every day, and get a meme degree out of it?
the only people who hate russians are debbies fans tbqhwyf
>>153599072/hoc/ will truly run /sp/
holy fuck turn the vpn off you fucking little faggot
How many of you fags we’re here for the 2010 game?
>>153599102I was
>>153599102Not me, I was in vee and moo for quite a few years
>>153599084are you still pretending your graph isn't retarded?>comparing a sport with a long season and playoff series to a format that compresses almost all of its appeal into a single tournamentwe already know the hockey number is wildly misleading anyway, stupid faggot.
Seems like you've got some seething Canadians under American flags here. VPN or diaspora? Got leafs who fled their lands for superior America?
>>153598454everyone said they were impressive but they were just trying to push a shit narrative because of slavkofski. They went 1-1-1 in prelim and lost 5-3 to finish first and get a bye and they got germany in the quarters. they were the worst team in the in the top 6 and if Russia and Belarus were in the tourney they wouldn't have even made it to quarters.
>>153599117Thoughts on neutral milk hotel?
>>153599102well the window was open but i was busy watching the game
>>153599061and no jannies
>>153599088If you're getting NIL for hockey you aren't sticking around for a degree
>vpntard gets called out>starts accusing everyone else of being on vpnI'm so sick of this fucking fag.
>>153599137you first
>>153599127Memes aside, ITAOTS is actually decent
>>15359911913th place lolAmericans will never care about hockey (and will still cuck leafs for decades)
>>153599102I was in middle school. I only discovered 4chan a little later because of gen 5 pokemon leaks
>>153599102i might have been on somethingawful
>>153598844and 2025
>>153599148Agreed
I was here in 2010. I would give anything to talk to those people again instead of the current crop of morons and losers.
>>153599173Basado. Too bad moo lost its SOVL post-fappening. Board is complete mega dogshit last I checked
Wow thread full of Finnshit seethe I love it>>153598588You lost because you got dominated for 40 minutes
>>153598998it's bigger becaause people gamble on it. that's why it's bigger than the nba. i thought germans were logical.
>>153599166Saaaaar
>>153599187They've all graduated from 4chan and become productive members of society
>>153599203You might be the dumbest person here
I hope this is a clean game. I don't want to be hearing about cheating or plays for years to come, it'll reflect poorly on the entire sport.
>>1535991874chan posters from 2010 must be a bimodal distribution between trans nazi fent zombies and partners at goldman sachs
>>153599203Insane cope Your sport will never be relevant
>>153599196>got dominated>no good shot>no goals until refpuckits called defending your lead Retard Shit-at-hockey-son
i will dream of gold and i will wake up to gold
>>153599214I want blood and injuries. I want violence.
>if i keep repeating it it must be t-trueThat's some excellent bait ngl
So Canada in hockey is like if England hasn't won anything in football for 32 years and every time they lost to their arch rival (Spain or Germany) but also their arch rival doesn't care at all about the sport and have 12 other sports which get more peak viewers This is a level of sport humiliation it's hard to comprehend
kys vpnigger
>>153599227Cope and seethe, unacceptable to turtle against the fastest team in the world and blatant high stick on MacKinnon. Are you literally magatard Selänne?
>>153599250Actually it's even worse because I bet a lot of those finals in the last 32 years were two American teams. LOL
>>153599227>>153599196Be nice the Swede cause his team sucks
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTx8nHl9v2w
>>153599258>/hoc/>mad about MAGAAren't 95% of professional hockey players either republican or independent?
>>153599230Sleep tight fren <3
Now he'a responding to himself directly. This guy is a fucking fag.
>>153599243this Canadian icerabies needs to be studied. perhaps a vaccine could be distributed via chemtrail
>>153599223or crypto millionaires
Thank you yanks for putting leafs through this humiliation rituals for over 3 decades
>>153599250you forgot that they would have their own refs in every game they would otherwise lose>>153599258Finland has the best team defense on the tournament ofc we will use it for our benefit, Canada couldnt get anything done and was about to lose the game 2-0Kinnon flipped that stick on his own face and then dived and the corrupt refs called it when they would never call that in anywere else and especially not in an elimination games last few minutes, absolute fucking farce
>>153599188I hate how the threads are now just discussing pop and kpop
>>153599284
i can't be assed to wake up that early. i'll check the highlights if we win
>>153599266It’s actually some Canadian expat faggot under the Swedish flag
>>153599294>Canada couldnt get anything done and was about to loseMore like about to score at any moment which they did> Kinnon flipped that stick on his own faceCool so you dont even know what high sticking is.
>>153599250>>153599262>>153599278>>153599288yeah
>no russiaDoesn't count for figure skating because the best russian competed there btw
In the NHL playoffs it would have been offsetting minors for high sticking and embellishment.
>>153599343raped
>>153597619Just happens to be the GOAT and would be captain of any team hes on. This kind of talk is why I know he's gonna be there and do it again.
Curious how the worst poster on /f1/ by far is a leaf.
>>153599343I see the same German jew seething about Russia is now spamming in unrelated threads now that /fs/ is dead.
>>153599025Heat rises, it's not like the floor gets warm from your space heater. Also, that ice is at least 12 inches thick so even if it did melt it wouldn't melt all at once and you would see the problem way before.
>>153599214Agreed. We're definitely going to cheat but I don't want that to be the focus of the game. Let's try to keep our cheating clean boys
>>153599378Who the fuck watches twink Saudi owned race car driving Probably a European immigrant or a certain schizo
>>153599423the fujoshi community
>>153599418I think whichever teams scores more is going to win tomorrow
I feel sad that we lost Finnish respect
>/hoc/fags calling anyone else twinks
>Russia wouldn't win gold they don't have centers They have Malkin, Geno, Milkan and Yvgeny down middle, probably the best center depth outside of Canada
>>153597655saved
>>153599429now they've migrated to hockey
>>153599444Hockey players have insanely strong grips strength/forearms.
>>153599447do you think they'd win silver?
>>153599444>>153599468It's what got us chicks in school and why hockey players mog the fat fucks in other sports.
figure skating gets a big free skate exhibitionhockey should get that too, they can exhibit checking each other into the boards, how to sell penalties, and how to accidentally hit the goaltender in the head without being suspended
You best believe shit is going down if you try to refpuck tomorrow
The fact that Sweden and Finland hate our guts now is the saddest part of this Olympics. It's like no matter how well we do, they won't even let us enjoy our inevitable victory tomorrow. I know now how american blacks feel when no matter how much they achieve culturally, people will always point to the violent crime rate to try and bring them down
>>153599444and the oscar goes to
>>153599485Or just have Czechs play Finland and we'd have a real 3rd place match
>>153599412heat spreads all around. the space heater is gonna melt through the ice and electrocute all the fish.
>>153599486I don't believe they'll make it that far
>>153599468I bet most NHL players can bench 3pl8
>>153599499
>>153599487Men's curling did Canada no favors. They did the one thing you do not do in a highly niche game, like placing your measuring tape an inch ahead of your unit in 40k.
>>153599484I sucked at hockey but the girls who came to watch would grab my butt and say it looked big
>>153599444>softpussy
>>153599539You get pegged a lot?
>>153599550no I wouldn't say a lot
>>153599487>point to the violent crime rate to try and bring them downthere are victims of these violent crimes
>>153599487Maybe try not being cunts if you care about what other teams think
>in the last 32 years, nearly 75% of the time the NHL finals were between two american teamskek that's even worse than i thought
>>153599533>They did the one thing you do not do in a highly niche gameBeat all the arrogant euros that mistakenly assumed they were the best at a game that was never theirs?Canada won gold in curling. The only team that came close to us was Great Britain, who did in fact invent the sport. Ironically, they were the only team to stay good sportsmen and take the loss in stride.I think the nords just didn't take nicely to learning that there is in fact always a bigger fish.
>>153599487Who gives a shit what those people think
>>153599598It's atrosturfing third worlders paid by burgers to try and isolate Canada from Europe. Now good old America is in on the shilling campaigns too.
>>153599466>nowhockey fujos predate f1 fujos by many years. they are elder witches. f1 blew up quite recently.
>>153599487You should just lean into being the villain this olympics it’s liberating
i don't like the disrespect canada has been getting this week
Gary should focus on expanding to Canadian cities.Canada has a lot of legacy fans that will bring in the money.Then they have a lot of new blood Canadians who are more interested in sports like cricket at the moment. Expotential growth available over there.
>>153599487We'll always be your best friend, stop relying on >yuropoors for approval. Canadians are just Americans who say ehhh and aboot
>burn all the goodwill europeans had for you by cheating against them>seethe when europeans no longer support youkek
>>153599664The irony... you really are the best goyim
>>153599652I know, right? They literally hate Natives the same amount that we doWe're the only two white countries on this continent, you'd think we'd get along better
>>153599486Let's look at America's recent war record>Afghanistan, a destitute shithole with no military capability to speak of>Crushing US defeat>Iraq, a destitute shithole with no military capability to speak of>Crushing US defeat>Iraq, but this time with the help of all of your WW2 buddies to carry you>Decisive UN Victory, america spends more time killing its own allies than fighting the Iraqis.>Vietnam, a destitute shithole with no military capability to speak of>Crushing US defeatIt's like Slovakia getting cocky about their hockey team because they used to be part of the Soviet Union. The US has been carried through every military success in its history and floundered embarrassingly when left to fight alone.
>>153599652unfortunately, that idea has been totally blown up and everyone in the world now regards the us as a rogue state that can never be trusted again
>>153599664I wouldn't judge the Canadians by one cheating curler. I am sure there are worse Canadians than that
32 years really gets to them kek
holy canacuck seethe lel
>want the us to win because it'll be funny to watch the leafs and libs seethe>want canada to win because it'll be funny to watch magats and rightoids who don't even watch hockey to seethewat do?
>>153599589inb4 samir rants about how every american team is AKSHUALLY canadian
>>153599751You seriously think leftist libtards care about hockey beyond nearly all of the players being conservative men.
>>153599423Saaaaaar>>153599757Canadian "conservatives" are American leftists
>>153599757yes
>>153599418>keep our cheating clean boyskek
Why do Europeans think anyone gives a fuck what they have to say anymore. It's not 1148 anymore.
>>153599757looks pretty standard for the general population.disregarding canada, where the conservatives are also to the left of democrats.
>my mfw face when a leaf thought someone gave a fuck about xir opinion
Everyone knows this guy has never played a game of hockey in his life, he's far too annoying and needy, like a woman. Why is he like this?
I cared about xir opinion
>>153599832many such cases
>>153599809Some people still think the Dem part is full of Jimmy Carters
>>153599883True that Samir
>>153599775>Canadian "conservatives" are American leftistsI hate when people do this because it implies the political spectrum for every nation is the same. It's not
>>153599900kwab samir is truly mindbroken
>>153599698You're fucking delusional. Everyone knows the US physical won those wars and lost politicallyYou will know be obtuse about this
>physically won Vietnam American Education folks, it's our fault partially for not intervening when we had a chance
>>153599908This is why I ignore these statistics about x nhl players are republicans/independents/democrats. The majority of nhl players aren’t American
>>153599938Yes? LolAmerica never invaded North Vietnam because we weren't at war with them technically It was so Kennedy could get around stationing troops there which is retarded don't get me wrongBut yea the insurgents never won a battle and the United States killed way more. The only time the NVA took over anything was when the US left But like I said you will be obtuse about this
I also don’t really care about the political persuasions of sports people
Why are you guys still up? Ya'll need to wake up early for the game tomorrow.
>>153599896I don't know what this means. dixiecrats? old white guys?>>153599908true, but you can compare what actual policy positions are and map them across borders (or within your own country to see which parties are right for you if you're not already informed!). it's not unusual. conservatives in many developed countries often have a bunch of major policy positions to the left of both major american parties, though that won't be universal.
>>153599960I'll go to bed in an hour and half
>>153599953If it was a victory what were the victory conditions?
>>153599960and miss necrobumping the whole catalog?
Oh wow the game is in 12 hours i better get some shut eye
>>153599698Iraq had the 3rd largest standing army in the world dumbfuck. We toppled them in a month
How is Iraq's ice hockey team? Does Iraq even exist anymore? I hope it does.
>>153599965>DixiecratsYea kinda. Even Bill Clinton carried some of that. Of course that was before the great browning of America and the shift of voter blocks.>Comparing policyYea for sure there are similarities it's not one broad stroke but there is nuance. For example with universal healthcare it could argue this is a conservative position because it's for the health of a people. In America of course this goes against the individualist philosophy by conservative standards
>>153599953stop being a fucking retard
>>153598199
>>153599923>>153599995holy cope. you don’t even go to war on your own behalf, america’s leaders do whatever the kikes tell them to.
Did ya'll see the figure skaters do the mortal kombat routine today
>>153600014in his defense he didn't bully his wife in school
>>153600004Indeed. To some degree it's just convenience, like how EU politicians arrange themselves in vague categories despite coming from different traditions. But anyway, hockey!
>>153599642shouldnt have cheated your way into the g*ld medal game
So basically the USA is going to be absolutely obliterated tomorrow.
>>153600045bedussy makes quinn look big
>>153600094it's antisemitic to even suggest that
>>153599975That NV would respect SVs borders once we left. Of course once all the US soldier were gone that's when they had the guts to launch an assault post-tet-o
>>153600109the rare two apples tall
>>153600094They are going to get run by a single person from the top line going sicko mode despite playing a superior all around team game then Canada is going to celebrate like it was a team effort instead of McDavid venting all his frustration towards the Panthers into 27 minutes.
>>153600094yes, obliterated drunk in celebration
>MacKinnon>McDavid>Macklin>McKennais hockey an irish sport?
>>153600129dont forget cale mack-car
Don't even bother waking up tomorrow, Americabros. Won't be missing anything. It'll be a loss whether you watch or not.
>>153600129Scottish
>>1536001215-0 Canada domination, Team Canada gets gold, US gets demoted to 4th.
>>153600129hockey was invented by scottish people, just like curling and golf
>>153600121Most of Canada's forwards have been useless fucks so far it's kind of insane how good mcdavid celebrini is
>>153600129sidney "patrick" crosby
a blowout loss would unironically be awesome because there would be tons of fights and might even get a kino forfeiture
>>153600094>Matthews 71' (P)
>>153600194Sidney McCrosby
Tomorrow is just another day in America. Tomorrow is the end of the existence of Can'tnada as we know it north of the 49th parallel latitude north once they lose. Nation wide riots will commence
>>153600085you're a fucking retard lmaoI swear, canada has broken a select few american's brains beyond repair. are you really so pathetic and insecure that you have nothing better to do but cry about imagined bullshit all day?
>>153600226Why would they riot after a win, moron?
>>153600199>Wilson or Bennet kills a tkachuk >Canada disqualified >Finland silver, US pity gold
>>153599648i approve of this message
>>153599642It's all very contrived. There's probably 5 people who are dedicated haters for whatever reason who have decided to rage about Canada all week because they are sore losers and, dare I say, jealous
>>153600226They destroyed this kids life btw gutless pieces of shit
>>153600226sure, but can you now admit that bud 1?
>>153600121>McDavid venting all his frustration towards the Panthers into 27 minutes.Sounds very based to watch
it feels like christmas eve
I just want to get this humiliating loss over with.
>>153600226what was this (persumably hockey) riot about, did canada lose something they really care about
>>153600094I don’t think so buddy
One of the funnier copes on this site is Canadians who think Americans are obsessed with them.
>>153600284>implyingOur goalie has been Swiss cheese all tournament.Plus you have great defense that could totally shut us down.
>>153600241ESL can't read kek. Do you need me to write it in Punjabi to understand it better?
>Quinn "I can see them" Hughes vs Connor "The Second Coming" McDavid
Just a regular saturday, watching my minor league team fucking dominate.
>>153600299All you do is post about us though? Scroll up, look at the non-stop seethe and rage from your retarded countrymen.
>>153600262Are you surprised your country is classless, gutless and the ultimate fake pieces of shit? At least Americans have some redeeming qualities like giving people a second chance after they fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AjI_i4HoQ0
Reminder: This tournament is meaningless without Russia.
>>153600228>imagined bullshitjust like that high stick
>>153600299This entire thread is americans absolutely OBSESSED with us
>>153600324Cope in the face of Canadian domination
>>153600327the stick hit his face so...
>>153600129hurling on ice
Canadians be fartin and shidding
>>153600329I wonder why? Maybe it's because tomorrow is the biggest hockey game ever played in the 21st century???
>>153600322>17-2 USA, first periodbased retard i hope he made it
>>153600329Not only here but there are a few other threads up right now that are absolutely chock full of Americans raging about us
sick of canadians...
Who here /druk/in through the night
Reminder: the team with depth is by default more soulful than the team carried by a few superstars. USA is the soul team.
>13 secondary assists
>>153600322>how it used to beKinoNow its a bunch of dumb migatards threatening to kill us or something and using a hockey game for political leverage. Exhausting.
>>153600350Because you're incredibly dominant in the sport, and will continue to be while winning gold tomorrow, this is the final death spasm of the American team.
>>153600320>>153600324>>153600334>>153600344>>153600345>>153600349>>153600359>>153600361>>153600367>>153600369yeah?
>>153600344pissin too
mcdavid is going to channel the ghost of harry watson tomorrow
>>153600372jen
If crosby is in tomorrow we winIf he's out we lose
>the betting odds shifted to Canadawhen I checked this morning USA was the slight favorite. https://sportsbook.fanduel.com/winter-olympics
Hope there's a mercy rule in this game. It's going to get very ugly as Canada racks up the goals on the US. Better to end it early.
>>153600409Money is shifting to Canada. They're going to win.
>>153600409Probably after seeing us have a rough go with Finland and you guys killing Slovakia. Then Finland killed Slovakia even harder.
>>153600361I'm waiting 6 am.
>>153600412I see this Can'tnadian already got a head start on the annexation of Can'tnada
>>153600129no big immigrating to North America is
>>153599698We could take your frozen shithole in four days bud
>>153600409who fucking CARES I'm so sick of all you brain dead cavernous and cobwebbed cocksuckers posting betting odds god I hate that slimy jew faggot
>>153600434>still seethingrent free kwab
>>153600447kek
is trump attending?
>Canada dominated Finland>America barely scraped by Slovakia>Finland dominated SlovakiaCanada will dominate America.
>>153600452I can't wait to see you faggots make up every excuse in the book when you lose. This isn't Gary's rigged all star series
>>153600471Children will be present, he's not allowed.
>>153600478Bro, we're getting BTFO, it's already over.
>>153600478bud1
>>153600471Does he know that he exists?
>>153600478>STILL SEETHINGyou're really proving wrong the whole "americans aren't obsessed with canadians" thing when all you do is post angrily about canadians 100% of the time
>>153600471How is he not falling over
dayum team alberta would have a decent chance in the olympics, could take bronze even
>>153600502magnets
>>153600482>guy in a foreign country lives this rent free in the canacuck's headkek. That's like me seething about the leader of Spain because "me no like him!!!" Hope cucknadia in tomorrow's hockey game gets their shit pushed in so you have a terrible Sunday.
>>153600475>>America barely scraped by Slovakia
>>153600523Just accept defeat.
>>153600513Wait nylander is born in Alberta wtfWhy is he playing for some loser 7th place team
>>153600513Who's their goalies though? Doesn't matter if you score 6, if you let in 8.
i had a friend whose dad was an american hockey player. we were looking at his trophy case one day and he showed me his dad's "platinum" olympic medal. didn't have the heart to tell him the truth
>>153600532yeah he should have been a F L A M E>>153600536here are the tendies
>>153600471FBI Director Kash Patel, a close associate and friend of USA Hockey GM Bill Guerin, is attending the game instead. kash money has trump covered for this one
>>153600532The Marlies are based
>>153600553This just seals the Americans fate. It's a guaranteed loss.
>>153600553kash is probably mad that schaefer isn't playin, but at least he has horvat for isles representation
>>153600553>send in the poo
I love the hubris of the Can'tnadians. It's hilarious because I still remember all the stupid excuses they made up when they got humiliated on home ice in 4 Nations
>>153600529No. Faggot. Go cry to your boifriend some more. Queer.
>>153600553Someone needs to ask kash patel about charles wang, garth snow and jack capuano
>>153600577trb...
>less than eleven bong until puck drop in Milan
>>153600262Qrd?
>>153600587Sorry I don't speak Chinese
>>153600577>post count +1 added to raging against canadianso b s e s s e dwhy don't you just go to /pol/ if this is all you want to do?
>trb bubblinxhe jely of our women's curling bronze?
>>153600552>skinner>shartYeah, they're fucked.
>>153600591raped bitch
My plan is to sleep through the game tomorrowIf we win i will come to the thread to see the meltdownIf we lose i will play video games all day
>bring up gary's glorified all-star game>6 coping laffs posts in 25 secondskek
>>153600599>LEAVE CAN'TNADA ALONE WAAAAAAAIf they're this salty now, wait til tomorrow when they don't show up in /hoc/ for a few years after they get the ultimate comeuppance of their lifetimes
>his nation has never felt the ecstasy of women's curling bronze
>>153600622>he STILL can't stop posting about canadians>STILL can't
>>153597655>horse racing 17malso golf that much more popular than tennisi should start make golf tutorials on youtube for americans there are 20 million people watching them i see
>>153600612>i can't handle da bantzWe know.
>>153600651That's the human chatgpt :(
>y-yeah, but>amateur hockey cope againkwab. 1993.
>>153600630I mean, all you're doing is posting about Canada, I don't see how we're the salty ones. You could stop and prove me wrong of course, but I know that's impossible for a /pol/ brained retard like you
>>153600663>>153600663>>153600663new
>>153600651This is pornographic material in Can'tnada
>>153600651imagine the smell
