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>>153640877Red Wings are making the playoffs this year
>>153640877So is it safe to say that Helle isn’t actually the problem on the Jets?
1993
do hockey players and figure skaters have sex in the locker rooms?
>>153640892my flyers aren't :(
>>153640901Of course
I think McGaykid and MacDivin' should be shot into space.
>>153640877I hope avs crash and burn. I can see it happening too Nate is such a sulky loser it’s not hard to imagine him checking out.
my saberes
Canada lost kek
I still don’t get how Hellebuyck isn’t the MVP. what did McDavid do in all honesty?
>>153640913>Hey Nate, how was your trip? I had a good time, how about you?
bros... Isabeau grew up a big Carter Hart fan...
>>153640910hot angry sex that makes condensation on the windows?>figure skaters complain about hockey players roughing up the ice>hockey players complaining figure skaters make holes in the ice from spinning and jumping
Canada deserved it for being smug and condescending which is not a likable trait.
>>153640912Canada needs more astronauts
>>153640913Biggest KWAB of the tournament so far. He’s been on full cope and seethe mode.
>>153640913Regular season games have 0 stakes for that team right now
>>153640949We deserve to be condescended to. And no that's not my kink. It's pretty close though
>>153640961Go to your local government office, file to terminate your citizenship, and book the soonest flight to Mogadishu. Thanks
>>153640937He got the idea to incorporate the splits from watching one of her routines.Small world!
>>153640929I assumed it was the result of Shitalians, and most yuropoors in general, not knowing a thing about hockey.
>>153640901>>153640942The movie The Cutting Edge is about that
>>153640942There are no windows in locker rooms but yes to the rest of it.
>>153640877Gary said we're allowed to mention Israel (only positively)
>>153640898Let's see him put up that performance in a 7 game series
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>>153640995our locker rooms had windows, they were far up and frosted but windows none the less also our female teacher would walk into the locker room while we were showering and we would do the helicopter for her and everyone laughed and no one was "cancelled" or dragged by the press
>>153641014Canada was playing yesterday. If anyone had done that their government probably would have referred them to the ICJ for gener based terrorism.
>>153641019The happiest I’ve ever seen him look
>>153640841>got invited to team USA development program>long way to go from that to actually making team USA, but still>couldn't go because my family was too pooraaaaaaaaaaa
Imagine letting anyone, even the fucking president, insult your mom and you just smile like a cuck. Couldn't be me
Why does McDavid look so gaunt despite being in his prime?
>>153641037P U N I S H E D
My grandma died yesterday but also Canada got humiliated by Team USA. It's conflicted kind of feel.
>>153641037Astoundingly simian-like.
Canadian banter;>hahaha you're bad at hockey American banter:>I want to ritualistically kill all of your people simply for existing and I'm not joking
>>153641033Too bad, you could have had racoon pussy anon. Your parents fault for being bad at money
>>153641061You forgot to attach the gigachad image to what america is saying
>>153641033/hoc/ PWHL player?
>>153641019Thats his happy face
>>153641056She helped get that puck in Rest in peace Grandma
>>153641031
>>153641037Edmonton gets no sun. Its complete darkness at this time of the year
>>153641037>>153641057
you all questioned my love for bilka the baddie, but now you should understand
>>153641061Your country is a far left shit hole I unironically hope you all die in a Chinese EV fire
I have to go to work soon. I imagine everyone will be cringe and depressed :(
>>153641061Canadian banter is weak, american banter is how the world banter. It's how we were able to get along with the Japanese so well
hey guys let’s all take a breather and remember, /hoc/ is for everyone. It takes all of us. be a good human.
>>153641093Why are you so mean for no reason?
>>153641103Define "good"?
>>153641037Because he plays 25 mins every game. His peak has already passed b t w
USA PK is elite. Next olympics just play 4 on 5 the whole tournament. Literally unstoppable.
The motherfucker right here got bailed out big time by Helly. That should have been a slaughter
Seriously there is just so much delicious cope from Leafland
The Dallas Finns bouncing the Avs in the first round is going to be all the sweeter this year.That day, we are all Dylan. Dilly will get his milly.
Honestly I get being a little mad about the medal decided being 3v3. That said the team with McDavid, MacKinnon, and Makar has a very clear advantage in 3v3.
>>153641124Sorry bucko but in this thread we center brave latinx voices in sports like bill guerin
>>153641125This is such a loser's mentality I am viscerally disgusted from just having read it.
>>153641061Dude a leaf literally came here yesterday calling for American genocide. Stop thinking people are a monolith for the sake of your own mental health
>>153641125What would compel someone to write that? Loser mentality.
>>153641108I don't like gay ppl
>>153641132Dallas and Minnesota will play each other in the first round, Colorado will get a wild card team. It will be one of the following: Anaheim, Edmonton, LA, Utah or Seattle.
>>153641132If it’s Benn’s last year he should really just run MacKinnon
That 5v3 was fucking insane considering how dominant Canada was moving the puck prior. I swear to god I thought for sure Canada was gonna score.
>>153641154Minnesota and Dallas are only three games back on Colofraudo and there's still a third of the season left.
Only 8 players in history have won a gold medal and a cup in the same year. Who will it be this year?
>>153641108Pretty sure he clearly stated his reason in the post you replied to.
>>153641161Larkin was huge for the pk, had the highest faceoff % in the tournament too
>>153641149>not using the hypothetical multiverse to explain why you lost
>>153641167Dylan Larkin
>>153641125>Arpon Basu
>>153641178Oh God I didn't even see that...>the salty slum of canindia
I just remembered our girls beat them too lol
>>153641125If you lose, you win.Trudeau did a number on the Canadian mentality.
>>153641125ANOTHER HYPOTHETICAL WIN FOR CANADA CANADA IS UNDEFEATED ON PAPER
>>153641193This. And, as you can see by a name like Arpon Basu, he's Canadian to his bones.
>>153641192team usa, 3v3 overtime champions
>>153641192>Women's sports
>>153641125
>>153641206you bitches celebrated Crosby's goal for years and that wasn't 5v5 eitherand you never saw the US bitching about it
>>153641206>we have the best players in the world>no no you can't give them more ice!
>When you're so MAGA that Trump insults your mother and you're all HAHA FUCK YEAH WOMEN AMIRITE?!?
>>153641208It's not even true. The pulled ahead in shots because of a 5on3 and having more pps in general. Both teams had great scoring chances that could have made it a blow out either way
>>153641192
>>153641206team canada, 3v3 overtime losers
Oh gawd know they’re having a melty over the bois going to the White House. >Bro this is your fucking job? If Matthews wants to hang out with pedos and pedo protectors instead of do his job, the Leafs should trade himNigga I wish they would he deserves better. >Any player forgoing practice to go to a pedo SOTU shouldn’t get to play their next game. Players get scratched for missing a team meeting, teams should hold the same standardOh god not MISSING PRACTICE >They have contracts with their teams and are expected to be with their teams. If they go to the White House, they should be benched and fined. I know it will not happen, but it should.Why? >Going to the state of the union as a guest and missing games for your nhl team is inexcusable. If matthews misses a game, his C should be strippedFree my nigga Matthews from these psychotic abusive freaks
>>153641206Unlike team can'tnada, who would never be taken to 3v3 overtime because they're so strong in regulation 5v5
>>153641215Most americans didn't watch the game to know that
>>153641037He wants too much his Sidney Crosby moment.
>>153641164Three games against a team playing as well as Colorado is a lot to overcome at this point in the season. Not impossible, but unlikely. Colorado also has 3 games in hand vs Minnesota and 2 vs Dallas.
Americans getting into hockey even more now will be a boon for the sport. Literally best case scenario for gary, and desu, any future players regardless of nationality. Canadian, swedish, finnic bulls swarming us colleges and fucking loud mouthed american whores and impregnating them will do a lot to prevent them from fucking basketball americans instead. This is probably a really good thing for the white race in america.
>>153641224what are you blabbering about?
>>153641229I swear to god I blinked and the "pedo" insult just 100% switched from something righties used now being the go-to insult from every leftist.
>>153641225They did dominate the 2nd and 3rd periods, US was completely on their heels. US did play better in the 1st though.
>>153641231NTAI remember watching it when I was a kid and it cemented my love of hockey
The Reddit melty over Trump calling the US team to congratulate them and inviting them to the White House is delectable. I'm not as mad about the loss as I should be because those psychotic faggots deserve to suffer.
>>153641164You fail at math.Now that the Avs stars won't need to play with half effort to avoid injuries ahead of the Olympics anymore, they're going to win at the same rate as in the first half of the season again, and then lose all their last games once they have enough of a cushion on 2nd place.
/pol/fags are mentally unwell
>>153641226>Canadian goaltending
>>153641229honestly, seeing Matthews play with a team he actually enjoys being around makes me feel bad for him even more. He really should leave Toronto, even if it’s a small market.
avies are already below .500 in their last 10, the downslide already started
I want to ritualistically kill all leafs simply for existing and I'm not joking
My local team is the Saginaw Spirit. Who is your local team, /hoc/?
>>153641251>"he joked about HAVING to invite the women's team! Can't you see he is literally mega Hitler??!?!!!"
>>153641231>Canada’s overtime victory over Team USA in Sunday’s Men’s Hockey Gold Medal Game drew a 15.2/30 rating and 27.6 million viewers on NBC Sunday afternoon. The game ranks as the highest rated, most-viewed hockey telecast in the United States since the USA/Finland Gold Medal Game in ’80 (23.2/61, 32.8 mil).That's more than pretty much every football game outside the super bowlThe 2010 buildup was huge
>>153641264If Huston gets a team I can see him gunning it over there.
>>153641229>trading matthews from the laffsThis is the greatest week of bro's life. He literally can't stop winning.
>>153641261Shut the fuck up you cocksucking faggot
>>153641270KWINGSMichigan hockey has proven superior to the rest of the world; sorry but it's the truth!
>>153641242In Trump's phone call to the men's team he was groaning about having to invite the women's team for winning gold as well and everyone laughed. Hughes' mom works for the women’s team.
>>153641279Yep completely normal human behaviour
>>153641241>loses olympic final>actually this is really good for the sport because white college girls won’t be fucking as many black bvlls!what causes this?
>>153641264
It's funny watching Canadians cope about 3v3 OT when they had McDavid, MacKinnon, Makar, Celebrini, Suzuki, Marner, and Crosby like they weren't the team that benefited the most from its inclusion.
>>153641272It's 2016+10 and you still pretend that they're joking and not wholeheartedly laying out what they believe?
>>153641274Thank you NBC to broadcast without any ads during the hockey periods. Even our public broadcaster couldn't do that.
>>153641264He's been miscast because he had a freakish nasty wrist shot for a few years. I thought he was a sniper but it turns out he's essentially a Kopitar type with better offense.
>>153641293They also had a 5v3 for nearly two minutes and still couldn't score.
>>153641284You've never joked about worse shit in your life huh you pure faggot?
>>153641288Americans love racemixing. Now that hockey chads from around the world will be flooding us college hockey, there will be less white pussy for blacks. Its a good thing. Sorry you can grasp the social implications of an event like this
New Jersey Devils lifelong of one day hereWhat am I in for
Ya know if Canada just became the 51st state they would have won gold too
>>153641312Why would you let your mom be the butt of a joke.
>>153641325Pain
>>153641293I mean they dominated the puck for 45 of the 60 minutes with 5v5Even with the talent advantage they couldn't dominate the puck as easily in the 3v3
>>153641333You don't even have a good relationship with your mom tf do you know about a healthy humor with family?
>>153641325Lowkey choice for the worst vibes in the league, rebuild cycle mostly flopped, your star player's younger brother got overpaid and all the fans hate him
>>153641283Based Michibros getting revenge for NAFTA
>>153641339If they couldn't score 5 v 3 it goes deeper than the 3 v3 ot
>>153641336Uh oh>>153641346So we have nowhere to go but up haha :)
>>153641352A penalty kill is different, is it not?
>>153641358Sure, it certain aspects. But to completelt ignore it is just being obtuse to the fact the US simply outplayed Canada
>>153641341Trump is their family? Calling your mom a lesser being is healthy humor?
McDavid trying to go 1v3 to get the highlight reel goal and glory for himself has really changed the way I look at him. It's one thing to do that in a november game against utah but the gold medal OT?Shows an incredible lack of character to not circle back on that entry and wait for teammates.
>>153641284It's so obvious you're a faggot ass redditor because that's a massive l, massive stretch
>>153641341no woman on the USA team is gonna fuck you bro lol.
>>153641365Canada outplayed themselves. The USA just kept surviving through a mix of heart and luck.
>>153641333Pretty sure it has to do with the women's team being outspoken lesbians. You're acting like Trump specifically named Hughes mom
>>153641368>Lesser human being>Creating the worst possible implication in your head and maximizing itJFC dude GTFO kek
>>153641279>BTFO by a Swede of all peoplethe absolute state of Canadia
>>153641376sorry, finger slipped, meant for this faggot>>153641284
>>153641373McDavid is simply not leadership material. He's talented as fuck, sure, but he's not the kind of guy you run through a brick wall for. He's the kind of guy you appreciate for feeding you tap-ins so you can fuck off with a new bloated contract under your belt.
>>153641373That seems to be his fatal flaw, he's either passing endlessly or trying to make hero plays
>>153641376What? When did I ever even imply that?
>>153641317American bimbos have been fucking hockey/lacrosse douchebags WAY before we started letting in Canadians who played major junior hockey and Europeans who played in pro leagues. It’s a money thing, not a race thing. They were fucking Chad Thadson before because his parents are rich, and they’re still fucking him now because he has NIL money. The thought that white girls only chase black guys is way too overblown.
>>153641206Olympic champions
>>153641378>Well you see Canada made more mistakes compared to the US so they were akshually the better teamI don't think you understand competitive sports anon>>153641387>>153641390Ah nvm then
>>153641393>The thought that white girls only chase black guys is way too overblown.oy vey, cool it with the anti-semitism
>>153640961By who? Canada, the national embodiment of leeching sociopaths?
>>153641241>What missing an open net does to a mf
>>153641241You’re right
>>153641365The US did not outplay CanadaDon't make shit upThe US got outplayed by the Soviet Union in 80 but who got the gold medal?I'm just saying I understand Canadian frustration in the 3v3Going from dominating play for most of the game and the US being on the back foot to the wide open even game in overtime has to be maddening as hellBut it didn't invalidate the US win.
>>153641388It's crazy that between the cup losses and this McDavid lost all credibility as a leader and Matthews was absolved of all sins.
>>153641411>Going from dominating play for most of the game and the US being on the back foot to the wide open even game in overtime has to be maddening as hellmaybe they should've converted their 5 grade A chances before that lmao
>>153641411>Literal "if you defeat your enemies, they win"Kek
>>153641336not looking good
>>153641379>Tells women to keep politics out of sports>Inserts himself and his pet minion (on your dime) directly in the locker room
>>153641300>Current year posting in current year
>>153641432our guy
>>153641430And what political statements did Patel make using the hockey team as a platform?
>>153641432>caught
>>153641432You may be laughing but what if he yelled that terrible homophobic slur at you?? Checkmate
>>153641395>I don't think you understand competitive sports anonI don't think you do. What you're doing is results-based analysis. You can play better than someone overall and still lose due to more timely crucial mistakes. That's why they play seven game series in most pro sports, because those momentum based splash-plays and opponent errors are unsustainable over a larger sample size of games.
>>153641379I don't think any of those USA women are outspoken about politics, maybe Knight said a few things around the time she came out? Kendall Coyne Schofield in particular is a perfect example of the autistic hockey robot personality
Elite pedigree
>>153641454>See what you're doing is wrong because you're looking at the results instead of my personal fee fees
>>153641432I can't believe after stomping on poor little Sid the Kid's leg over and over until his skate cut down to the bone he screamed FAGGOT at him repeatedly for 20 full minutes while Sid wept, then kept throwing the medical staff down to the ice whenever they tried to treat Crosby.
>>153641206>never had the lead in 60 minutes of 5v5>totally would have ended it in OT though
Guys Im starting to think Canada's goldenboy is a bust
>>153641411>we played better if you ignore scoring and goaltendingLoser mentality
>>153641477His life force has been drainedSemen retention is a myth
>>153641432Absolute legend
>>153641465Yes, results-based analysis is flawed, especially with a one game sample size. It's like saying playing the lottery is a good smart financial decision because it personally worked for you the first time you tried it.
>>153641432>cocksucker is an anti gay slurthe absolute state of victimhood obsessed faggots
>>153641487>trying to teach logic and reason to chudsA valiant but futile effort
>>153641477It's okThey have his replacement ready
>>153641488Phony weaponized victimhood is our entire country's culture now, I thought hearing JD Vance's bullshit would be enough to get more people on the left to reject it all
>>153641300>omg did he dare imply that he doesn't regard women's sport equally to men'sLiterally what 99.5% of humanity believes, even if they won't admit it.
>>153641502wrong pic
>>153641411If they were so dominant why didn't they win in regulation?
>>153641415I was a certified Matthews hater but watching how all his teammates would flock to him to celebrate a win, and how defensively responsible he was all tournament has changed my mind.Now look up the McDavid vs Matthews matchups in the NHL. Matthews owns him.
Why are they like this?
We are reaching levels of cope previously not thought possible
>>153641477>>153641502It's something to mention how Celebrini was only 3 points behind McDavid over the Olympics and had 5 goals to McGaykid's 2.McFraudMc4nayshMcDigthefuckinMcNotideal
>>153641520The >education system is run by communists and the food and water are filled with estrogen and microplastics. They're actually retarded and society has raised them that way on purpose.
>>153641432And he'll take out McDavid next on Wednesday
just got back from the dude store
>>153641520>magai never even hear anyone other than mentally ill redditors even say this anymore. its not that people worship trump, its just that they hate screeching leftoids far more. i think most people would like a return to the normal liberalism of the 90s. its not left vs right, its sane vs insane. these people will lecture you about "patriarchy" then in the same breath demand you say that women have penises
>>153641536I do think retrospectively McDavids legacy will be as just kind of a placeholder between Crosby and Celebrini
>>153640877>Plainly 'roided up and will never be able to have children.>Has most biggest soccer-flop moment in hockey history against Finland. Embarasses the entire sport of hockey.>Gets beaten clean on a puck by Auston Matthews on goal #1>Misses empty net late in 3rd period>Gets beaten clean by Zach Werenski in OT"It's all just LUCK!!!!!"That the entire country of Canada celebrates this ugly, dead-eyed, bitter, failure-at-life biomass shows how the entire country of Canada has no soul.What would you rather look at: charismatic chads like Jack Hughes, or this unnatural freak?
>>153641554I went from being a neocon to basically holding the views of Midwestern Democrat from the 1990's. Strangely Democrats now consider me a fascist.
>>153641520 They can't stand Trump's unfiltered sense of humor. But said humor is the very reason so many people like him. It shows that lefties are out of this world.
>>153641432Isn't some soccer player from Barcelona getting suspended during postseason for the same thing?? called someone a fag after he scarr'd a goal>He should be suspended from national play for at least two games; that sounds official and judicious
OH NO NO NO
Gary punishing my Avs with brutal upcoming schedule.
>>153640877i am glad canada lost, as it means left-wing gays lost and they are really upset about it. i support teams based on political reasons only, and i was happy to see usa win especially after gay western europeans and canadian homosexuals boo your anthem, while crying. great game and nice to see Tychy flag in background whole match. i am so happy gay left-wing fag canada lost. thats great news.
>>153641554>its not that people worship trumpThey absolutely do
>>153641559
>>153641584marchand's was the best
>>153641571>doesn't even capitalize Hell when using it as a proper nounI cannot stand when atheists try to weaponize Christians' faith against us.
>>153641588Is Poland /hoc/? I see your league on onhockey sometimes but I've never watched
>>153641592cringekino
>>153641554It's insane vs insane
>>153640901I do it in the shower
>>153641586At least 3 of them are against Dallas too
>>153641571>you laughed at a benign joke so you are going to be tortured forever in the afterlifesanest redditor
>>153641602yeah we have a hockey league, but it's not particularly great. conversely, our national hockey team does moderately well at smaller tournaments. it's not very popular sport here unfortunately. my hockey club i support is Unia Oświęcim, which in english translates to "Auschwitz Union"
TIL my lifelong team the New Jersey Devils mog your SHIT teams
>>153640929He was the Speedy Gonzalez. He hero-slalomed through the opposition on multiple occasions. He didn't score much but it was visually impressive let's admit it. If he was on my team when we play 3-on-3 scrimmage, he would be skating circles around everyone and never pass to anyone.
I apologize to the world. I will do better.
>>153641520>>153641520not to get political, but do these people ever stop to think that Trump just calling the USA team right after the win then having the balls to just joke about the women is what makes him so likable to the average American? I get you don’t like him politically but there’s a reason why he was able to build a cult of personality. Kamala or Bernie literally would never.
The shitty sportsmanship of the Canadians can never be forgotten.The myth of the Leaf as "nice and polite" is dead.These are passive-aggressive, bitter, whiny, nasty little faggots.
Not to get Political, but i stand with Hitler.
>>153641628any jewish players?btw why weren't places like that renamed after WW2
>>153641649Based.
>>153641649average finn
Who /won their medal/ here?
>>153641613just looked, at Utah, vs Wild, vs Hawks, at LA, and at Anaheim. Think the Dallas games are more towards the end of the season.
Will he need more enforcers now?
>>153641649Classic Finland
finns goofballed their way to a medal
>>153641590 The world was a shortage of "great men of history" type figures. Trump fills that role perfectly. And I'm not even American saying this. Now you can seethe about it if you want.
>>153641644>He may be making my life worse but he took the time to get chummy with millionaires and insult people and that’s what I look for in giving someone power over me.
>>153641673How much meth did Jon Cooper and Doug Armstrong pump into that fucking guy?Hockey Canada's locker rooms are like a fucking Eli Lilly factory, but, ya know, try to not make it so damned obvious.
>>153641673he's already broken, you saw it in the OT... felt he needed to win it all by himselfCanada should just put all their chips on Celebrini
>was has*
Nathan MacKWABon's worldwide reputation, a story in two parts:February 21, 2026>I don't watch hockey, I don't know who that is.February 22, 2026>Oh, that's the guy that dived against Finland, miss an empty net in the gold medal game, then bitched to the media, right?
>>153641644Not to get political, but this is literally White Boy Winter Imagine summer olympics athletes wrapping themselves into American flags and singing the Anthem? They would rather kneel to DEI. Hockey is a special sport.
>>153641692The media in question here is UNDERselling just how much Trump seethes at Obama and his portrait in the a White House in particular to the point of having a plaque installed underneath to rattle off about how much he hates the guy.
>>153641694>He may be making my life worse Is he doing that though or is that your own delusions?
>>153641644Of course they don't. Redditors mindlessly consoom media telling them that orange man bad and think that their echo chamber is an accurate representation of how the average person thinks. People voted for Trump because he was a breath of fresh air in the increasingly sanitized political world, and I say that as someone who thinks that he sucks but there's no denying he's entertaining.
Forgot pic
>>153641718My entire industry had slowed to a crawl from his trade retardation. And we're defense contractors so he's harming only our own preparedness.
>>153641711dumbassCole Hocker, the guy who got the upset gold in the 1500m, literally got the same shit for wrapping himself in the flag and people claimed he was being too chuddypeople weren't kneeling all over the place either, leave your faggot echo chamber
>>153641717Wait, are you talking about Obama's official Presidential portrait, "The first Presidential portrait painted by an African-American!"....which turned out to be Photoshopped?
>>153641728>defense contractors Lmao now it makes sense
>>153641630My team is the current Stanley Cup champions tho
>>153641726Posobiec went to a protest and held up a "Rape Melania" sign, one of the most obviously vile people in the chud ecosystem
>>153641728>MICGood, hope you all go broke and die
>>153641739Nobody knows who that is, we all just got here. Kill yourself btw
>>153641728That affected me to but at least he is openly talking to shit to people I hate. Too big to fail affected millions of people but there was ZERO silver lining in that.
>>153641455Why do.you even know their names you fuckin goober
>>153641649 I can already tell your grandpa did some based shit
>>153641649Based
>>153641630>reverse image search>check simpcity>nudesI'll be in my bunk
>>153641630I can tell that ass is photoshopped>b-but how-I just do
>>153641743>REEE I don't like him therefore everything he retweets is wrong!!!! Tranny or brown?
>>153641768stop gatekeeping and share the name bro
>>153641770 Lol
>>153641717This is the mind of a redditor cultist
>>153641432Probably just his CTE talkin'. He didn't need to physically injure Crosby, anyway. All he'd have to do is fuck with Sid's superstitions.
>>153641726Hughes are half Jew btw
>>153641796nobodys perfect
>>153641787You didn’t say a liar
I'm out on Brady TkachukDownvote all you want, but the dude is clearly MAGA. Taking a photo with a p\*dophile protector was a CHOICE he decided to make. They all say to keep politics out of it, yet he is choosing to bring politics into it. He mailed it in before these Olympics, talked a whole lot of shit about Canada, and we'll probably never hear the end of it on his god forsaken podcast with his brother. You don't see Sandy doing any of this shit. Give the C to Timmy and move on.
>>153641808 Because that's assumed. Redditors live in their own detached reality.
>>153641808I think being a cultist is worse since you're actively living a lie
>>153641810How do I give gold on 4chan???
>>153641717What's that post got to do with hockey?
embarrassing
>>153641796He is more of a catholic. And who cares. Everyone worth knowing is a little Jewish. Otherwise how would they become famous.He is awesome.
>>153641826>>153641833
>>153641810Kek
Will Jack Hughes take time off to fix his teeth or be back by the time the league resumes?
Can't wait for Matthews to be traded to the Red Wings and win a kuppi.
>>153641846Okay? I was an Obama voter back in 08, it was my first election. Now I feel sorry for you cultist pussies, your life is a joke.
Well if his name was Goldstein then it would have been a little awkward. But Hughes sounds patriotic.
>>153641649With Finns, you win.
>>153641698>felt he needed to win it all by himselfno shit retard. the panthers trio were there to sabotage him, and marner immediately checked out after his game winner against the cheques.
>>153641854>I completely dismissed your claim and when proven completely wrong I say YOU are the cultist
>>153641864Uhhh have you checked the medals table?
>>153641226
>>153641876What the fuck does a picture of Obama supposed to prove you delusional gay man
Our silver medals in hockey worth more than the gold medal of this cheater.
Leftists are embarrassing themselves. Conservatives still supported and cheered for that figure skater hapa despite her being liberal. Not everything has to be about your gay politics
>>153641846 >Guy hates his political enemies, therefore bad man Where do you want to get at with this non sequitur?
>>153641888"Gay race communism" is wild
>>153641922 Yes it's wild what Canada has become
>>153641906i can fix her
>>153641810>brings politics into it>talked a whole lot of shit about Canada (his NHL team's country)>behavior not befitting a CaptainGood points. Could he be sent to the minor team the rest of the year for a "conditioning" stint too?
>>153641906Leftists are mentally ill who cares what they have to say
>>153641897What gets me is he went full autismo right off the bat. I mean ffs it was just some norse who called him out. He could have just said >Ope my bad sorry!Then they would have forgotten about it
Why do maga retards pretend that trump knows anything about hockey?
>>153641888checked
>>153641929
>>153641125The editor of The Athletic should've shot this down, it's lousy sports writing.
>>153641910I was told I was a cultist for claiming he hates Obama to the point of spending taxpayer money on a plaque for it and when I post proof it’s suddenly a nonsequitur?
That's a new Jersey Devils gold medal btw
>>153641215>you bitches celebrated Crosby's goal for years and that wasn't 5v5 eitherit wasnt 3v3
>>153641470if the americans were so much better than us then why didnt they end in regulation?
>>153641976
>>153641986how did those pills work for you?
>>153641270Griffins.
Watching Miracle. Can the US pull it off?
>>153641999Ask pic rel
>>153641955because you fucking idiots think it is about trump knowing or not knowing anything about hockey. he is just dunking on you and your gay ideology.
Guys we need to stop coping and making excuses. We had a team absolutely stacked with the NHL best and we struggled to even beat teams like czechia and Finland. It shouldn't even be that big of a surprise that we lost to the USA. Our boys fucked up. It's on them. They should have scored. It's that simple. Oh well. They got silver at least so they aren't coming empty handed. And USA got to pay tribute to their dead player so something good came out of it.
>>153641951I was told sperging out is based and a gigachad move
>>153641986>Canada right now
>>153642013I don't even know what MAGA is at this point
awww poor mackinnon he's just a babyyyyyy
top excuses:>3v3 >6 men on the ice what else
>>153642016On a Taiwanese fishing forum where there are 0 consequences yesIn public where people know you, not so much
>>153641976Take it up with the IIHF and McDavid's retarded hero puck play that set up Hughes' goal.
This Devils lifelong of the past five minutes probably thinks Jack Hughes is the best player in hockey lol
>>153642022
>>153642023What a faggot fucking move?
>>153641968 Obama's plaque has absolutely nothing to do with my original post. You're a dipshit.
>>153642022There is no MAGA. There are just regular folks who push back against the leftist hostile takeover of the country.
>>153642032the game was over when 3v3 ot beganthis is why 4nations is more legitimate nhl rules and the game was decided by 5v5 sudden death ot
>>153641206
>>153642023The faggot is punching 5'-7" Debrincat who's held by 3 people. Cheating, diving cunt.
>>153642035Yeah and
>>153642047well done
Why do redditors think that everyone else knows or cares what goes on in their echo chamber cult?
>>153642046
What are canadians good at?
>>153642056because retards will re-post their responses here un-apologetically
>>153642066curling
>>153642031The country before the clubs
>>153642031Sure but Lightning wouldn't have Guentzel so it evens out.
>>153642041Your post had Family Guy Trump bitching at Obama's picture as some ludicrous caricature. It did not go far enough as to include the plaque because it didn't imagine Trump would be so mad that he'd install a plaque.
>>153641968No you're a cultist because your reddit arbiters trained you to get upset about whatever they tell you to get upset about and nobody else knows are cares about whatever that shit is
>>153642061ok 3v3 ot enthusiast
>>153642029>not enough gay sex pregame
Cale Makar isn't getting enough shit as "the best defenseman in the league" after being atomized by Hughes then not even attempting to backcheck.
i think the reason we lost that is coz i was drinking homemade cocoa instead of a timmies double-double
>>153642074Cheating at curling.
>>153642045That's not leftism retard
ok but is there like any reason why a game is played 5v5 for 1 hour and then later gets changed to 3v3
>>153642069That shits funny though
>>153642086short term memory loss from canadian tap water. scoring a goal erases the two he was responsible for.
>>153641976>Canada has never won a gold medal game (or even got to finals) without a Can being one of, or the only ref.>1/2 of game officials are Canadian (1/4th American)>5(Can) v 3(USA) for nearly 2mins>no goals for CanIn 4yrs, I think you're gonna need it rigged with all Can officials so the entire game is 5 v 3
>>153642084
>>153642046>our team of superstar forwards are just totally clueless at 3v3, all this skill has no idea what to do with extra space on the iceAs for 4 Nations, if you want to use muh NHL rules to cope the US did better than Canada using NHL standings and tiebreakers. 1 regulation win and 1 OTL vs 1 regulation L and 1 OTW + better goal differential. Unfortunately Canada doesn't get a do over this time like they did in 4 Nations and 2010.
>>153642046Hey you fags loved this globohomo IIHF faggotry. Enjoy.
>>153642078Why do you cultists keep saying "on your dime" or "tax payer money" when Dems literally spend billions on illegal queer diversity bullshit
>have melty because USA wins>have bigger melty because saar jeet celebrates with team>have biggest melty when players laugh at orange man jokehope all these faggots rope themselveshockey is NOT for everyone
>>153642080Why is stealing $10 billion dollars of your money directly into his pocket something that you have to be told to be mad about.
>>153642023why is this retard never penalized? is he gary's bull or something?
>>153642093Probably TV scheduling, and it makes sense for the earlier rounds, but with both gold medal games ending that way I bet they change it for the next cycle
>>153642031I almost forgot how to>laffs
>>153642090Oh so it's just a coincidence that every leftist is completely delusional and staunchly angry at basic reality?
why does he do it
>>153642093Because you're trying to wrap the shit up dumbass, nobody is trying to watch another period of 1-1
>>153642102The leaves each got a beanie baby, so it's alright.
>>153642100>american official>doesnt call an obvious too many men>americans park the bus and wait until 3v3 to make a push to win its ok an american official will make sure the game ends with an american advantage
>>153642112Probably because it's based on a total fabrication or extremely currated half truths. Also Democratic left wing COVID lockdowns directly fucked with me financially
>>153642131good, I hope gavin newsom puts you in prison for not being gay
>>153642108>Suddenly gaysNow that's a non-sequitur. Trump is even more of a cartoon than the literal cartoons supposedly being too unfair to him.
chatgpt said it would mathew tkachuk 10 years to catch up to mcdavid's accolades i wonder if it's bs'ing me
>>153642103the nhl does not use points to determine who wins in the playoffswhy are you trying to pretend a championship game follows regulation rules?
>>153642126Gentzel was tripped right before he was called for holding shut up cry baby pussy
>>153642145ok, then call the penalty and force us to kill another american pp (which we were 100% on)anything but let the game goto ot
WE JUST NEEDED MORE CALLS TO GO OUR WAY*blows a minute thirty 5v3*
>>153642045>Leftist hostile takeoverYou mean the masked militarized federal agency with no body cams, no badges trampling US citizens rights? Oh wait no that's republicans lol
>>153642154>blows a 4 minute pp with under 6 mins in regulationwowwie park the bus for OT!
>>153642134Gavin Newsom was almost recalled in his own state I really hope you cultists nominate him
>>153642159>papers please, citizenship status:(((((>papers please, vaccination status:DDDDD
>>153642137Huh?
Wooooooo!
>>153642161*blows a 3v3 OT with a team built for 3v3 OT*
>>153642150Well instead you were given a 93 second 5on3 and fucked it up so kill yourself I guess
>>153642178why would anyone build a team for coinflip
>>153642161How did Canada's late game PP go? Guess they were playing for OT too.
Uh oh they big mad
>>153642161No they didn't their 4 minute pp was cut short but a Canadian pp
Why are Americans so good at their #13th sport?
>>153642186>cant even run a 4 minute pp without giving up a penalty cause you're shit american hockey!
>>153642161Then why is Canada even playing for a medal?
>>153642188Because we're unironically the master race. Just wait and see what happens when it's as big as baseball
3v3 me noob
>>153642192I know right? Feels good to be a winner
>>153642179>you had an opportunity to win 5v3 that means no more calls for canada!americheats everyone
>>153642185there's not a bigger patriot than a hongcouverite
>>153642183it went like shit, they were still reeling from the missed call on too many men to focus
>>153642159Good thing I have a soc # And an ID so I have absolutely nothing to worry about. Also left wingers getting shot and killed is a massive net positive
Reddit is NOT taking it well
>>153642204>already repressed yesterday's game so hard he forgot Canada had the game's final PP
>>153642137
>>153642182>why would anyone build a team for coinflipWhy have Binnishit in net? Leaves are retards.
>>153642194cause they beat finland
>>153642031I can't blame Matthews here. Finally getting a taste of victory will make returning to the >laffs all the more tragic.
>>153642219Kek beat me to it, imagine being trans AND stupid like that guy lel
>>153642219>its ok that we cheated cause canada got the final ppamericheats are proud of their actions
>>153642213>they were still reelingYes, leaves are soft pusys.
where were you when they leaked the locker room phone call with trump?
>>153642224>2-1 final in 3v3 otthe game wasnt decided by goaltending
>>153642226Czechia game didn't count, so how did Cantada medal?
>>153642218>HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS JOHNNY HOCKEY TRIBUTE I'M LITERALLY SOBBING>WAIT WTF THESE CHUDS LIKE TRUMP I HOPE JOHNNY MAGA SUFFERED ACTUALLY
>>153642236americheats proving who is the superior nation at cheating
>>153642241Retards realizing that their idols don't share their political worldviews and getting upset about it will never not be funny.
>>153642159What US citizens, retard? Stay the fuck home and you will be fine.If you want to die for Somalis that's your problem not mine.
>>153642242>the game wasnt decided by goaltendingSure looks like it ws to me
>Skates to the net 1v3>Stuffed>Skates to the net 1v3>Stuffed>Skates to the net 1v3>Stuffed>USA gains possession and wins>"3v3 is a coinflip though*
>>153642252>it doesnt count cause i said somany such cases from american ips
>>153642241How was it "leaked"? They were literally live streaming it
>>153642031Based
>>153642242Yes, it was. Binnishit is a sieve and let in the 1st shot. Leaves are retards.
>>153642264>>Stuffedmuch like trb was on 04/17/2022
>>153642262when did hellebuyck score the gwg?
>>153642264if 3v3 hockey is legitimate then why isnt the scf decided that way?
>>153641983Innate sense of drama.
>>153642255>who is the superior nation at cheatingLeaves, obviously.
>>153642241snowgadishu fans post like this but will be shocked when quinn leaves their shithole
>>153642279I thought you leaves said the Olympics were all that mattered
>>153642264What do you want him to do, pass the puck, play tic-tac toe? He wasn't born for that. His thing is 1v3, 1v5 hero plays, that was his shining moment but he ran out of time.
>>153642220I keep telling you my point is that "The Media" wasn’t being as ridiculous in depicting Trump as he turned out to be and you keep acting like I'm speaking in tongues.
>>153642275This. That was my gold medaling winning New Jersey Devils legend Jack HughesGoalies don't do shit, they just sit on their fat assses and watch the game. When a puck comes their away they flail around like a retard for one second. They aren't athletes and certainly don't win games.
>>153642272why tell lies on the internet?
>>153642269Zoomer don't know what "leaked" means anymore and say anything put on the internet is a leak.
>>153642294Nta but you need to learn to read
>>153642293This man can’t go a day without claiming someone else’s achievement as his own
>>153642286who are you quoting?
>>153642275He had an assist on the GWG>>153642279Bitch to the IIHF about it and stop acting like Team USA decided on the spot to play 3v3 as regulation ended. They made the rules and presumably each country had some input.
McDavid has a very impressive MVP trophy collection for series he lost in.
>>153642295especially if they don't like the content
>>153642300How do you not remember Don skating out there and beating the shit out of MacKinnon?
>>153642301You, Samir
>>153642275The question you meant to ask is why did Binnington let Hughes score the game winning goal
>>153642299>2 shots taken in ot by the usa>scored one the first shotyou are massive retard
>>153642300Retard
>>153642294>why tell lies on the internet?You leaves are doing that, yes. Binnishit is a sieve, and you retards chose him.
>>153642311im white
>>153642159>noooooooo not the heckin' illegals
>>153642294By these odds the Americans were more accurate btw
Who votes for the mvp? Why is stat padding against shit teams mean you’re mvp worthy?
>>153642313The very first goal USA scored was on the first shot you stupid fuck. Binnington had a 0% saving percentage at the start of the game
>>153642312it was 3v3 which isnt how the nhl decides championships
Are the Canadians still bootyblasted?
>>153642310He's actually not even the first GOP politician to depict himself beating up a wintery figure with AI, one did that last year going to town on Santa Claus at the steps of the state capitol.
>>153642329McDavid getting the MVP on losing teams is pretty entertaining at least.
>>153642333the game didnt end 1-1so that didnt decide the game fucktard
reminder if you did not grow up playing organized hockey you are not welcome on /hoc/
remember when he was bullied by some random teenagers in front of his parents. as an NHL star. that scarred him. also his kitchen looks like a mortuary.
>>153642338Nah I'm fine. The massive Reddit assblast helped heal the pain.
>>153642337Maybe you leaves should stop sucking globohomo IIHF cock?
>>153642348kek seethe bitch I am here to purely laugh at Cheatnadians
>>153642345Good thing that has nothing to do with what was claimed
>>153642348Kek and where are you now unathletic doughboy?
>>153642337Right, it was 3-3 and both teams had to play by that rule. It wasn't 5-3, which you would be a complete failure of an idiotic group of retards not to score on a chance like that. Right? You would just expect to score in a scenario like that.
>>153640877Team China played better but Team Israel's goaltender played the game of his life. Thems the breaks.
>>153642302>He had an assist on the GWGyou win games with goals not assists and 3v3 hockey does not decide championshipsenjoy your victory*
>>153642293why does Trump like to abuse ai slop so much? His shit posting game has really taken a dive since the permanent move to Truth Social
>>153642337>If the rules were different we could have won!Big if buddy
>>153642359>Right, it was 3-3 and both teams had to play by that rule.yep the 4 nations was a more legitimate tournament since it was closer to scf rules
>>153642342It’s also sad
>>153642348My parents couldn’t afford it :(
>>153642362>3v3 doesn't decide championshipsDamn I must have been hallucinating the gold medal ceremony then
>>153642364Boomers love ai slop
>>153642368we won the 4nations tournament in 5v5 otreally not a stretch to say canada won the gold medal in 5v5 ot
Is hellebuyck usually that good or was he just on his a-game?
> Samir mentioned. I'm down (xher throat).
If Canada was the better team, why didn't they win?
>>153642376
>>153642241>>153642218Lol what a bunch of babies
>>153642376you just watched the gold* medal ceremony
>>153642364>moveActually, he was exiled there because he is a social reject. He didn’t choose it, it was a right wing grifter cope
>>153642371Is it also more legitimate than 2014? Was the 4 Nations that only "real" tournament we've actually had against each other?
If Matthews goes to the White House I’ll lose permanent respect for himGiven the state of the US kidnapping innocent people, breaking the law, and the US team laughing at the woman team getting invited to the Whote House. If Matthews goes, I’m losing major and possibly permanent respect for him. I don’t give a shit if it’s some personal honour.
>>153642300he is good at getting under your skin and that's what counts
Does anyone have this moment in the final 2mins or so of 2010 before the "golden goal"?:At the time (watching on a small CRT TV, I could swear as Kane was against Niedermayer one on one, that Niedermayer (backing up) was reaching forward and holding Kane's stick (no call from the ref who was Canadian). It so bizarre, I still wonder if I was imagining things. >>153642126The linesmen (who call too many men) were a Canadian and a Fin. Didn't catch who made the pass and who touched it. Do you have the full video?
>>153642378>In my mind it was real
>>153642379See:>>153642360He's an elite regular season goalie who tends to play worse in the playoffs.
>>153642379The leave shots were mostly unscreened muffins. They panicked.
>>153642378>yeah but
>>153642185>half mast flag over losing a hockey gamedo leafs really?
>>153642358i still play :^)>>153642374proper hockey nations have the infrastructure for all to participate but i will accept pond hockey if you’re some type of hobo.
>>153642392no one gives a shit what you think
>>153642390both 2010 and 2014 were 5v5 ot
>>153642392This isnt reddit anon
>>153642388>*>In 2026 the US mens defeated the canadian team; many leafs were buttmad and coping 4 more years buddy
>>153642394https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shpyizVIZ2E
>>153642377every time it comes up, I have the same weird, sad thought: my mom would have fuckin loved that shit
>>153642392i wonder if trump knows Matthews is a mexican
>>153642392Excellent bait, a true credit to your race.
>>153642384Bad roster. Zero leadership.
>sweden 7th place>worst placement in history
>>153642416In 2026 the Israeli mens defeated the Chinese team*
>>153642421Sad
What do you recon they are doing this week when the mens team is celebrating and getting drunk?Knitting? Cooking?
>>153642420>Even national broadcasting corporations are coping out of their fucking mindsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>153642420Yeah and what about it? Yeah? And what about it? Gonna do something about it? Huh? No? So then what? What? Yeah.
>>153642424Trump will pardon Matthews for being Mexican because he captain team USA to gold
>>153642420>[YouTube] No call on potential USA too many men penalty in gold medal match vs Canada | Milano Cortina 2026 (embed)
>>153642241i was having tea
>>153642443we are gonna lose to the superior cheating nation obviously
>>153642364There's a Ben Garrison in every boomer waiting to slither out.
>>153642265Good. They brought home gold, and he jokes with the men's team about being forced to invite them. Very unprofessional and disrespectful.Hughes brothers especially should be ashamed since their mom was an olympic gold hockey USA champion as well.
Congrats Team Israel. Better luck next in 2030, Team China.
>>153642420>getting your government propaganda tv station to help your country copePottery
>>153642471
There is nothing more pathetic than a bunch of crying saxon babies. Pathetic country
>>153642468That’s what NBC did to help JD Vance cope by muting the boos
Lol the absolute cope of the leafs in this thread
>>153641887art
>>153642485
>>153642488Team China played better but Team Israel's goalie played the game of his life. Thems the breaks.
>>153642507Cope harder nigga.
>>153642513I'm Chinese, not African Israeli.
>>153641705He had some bad plays and he flopped but let's not get it twisted.
>>153641241least bharatian leaf
>>153642501You were the one bringing up state propaganda helping someone cope
>>153642524>no uLolLMAO even
>>153642378Hey bud was Crosby's OT win during the 2010 olympics 5v5?
>>153642518T.
>>153642544yes it was
>>153642392I find it hilarious that those other anons don't realize this is just a copy/paste comment from r/hockey
>>153642445>Chechya coach publishes formal statement alleging IOC irregularities in all-Canada referee crew in Canada's OT win vs. Chechya>Coach lists long, detailed list of obvious penalties all-Canadian referees let pass, including Cale Makar battle-axing Chech players>Canada still pretends to be the victim of an anti-Canada conspiracyCanada's literal most famous and celebrated moment was when Bobby Clarke battle-axed the greatest Russian player to break his leg and put him out of the Summit Series. Everybody in Canada cheered like mad when this happened, and it was celebrated in a CBC video about the tournament.And Canada still pretends they're the victims.What passive aggressive bitches.
>I find it hilarious that those other anons don't realize this is just a copy/paste comment from r/hockey
>>153642549https://youtu.be/GBMriA6maIU?si=1Q5GkR4sY8Z4hhNBWell you see, here in reality it was 4on4 you cock sucking faggot ass retard
>>153642552>admits to browsing redditSelf own
>>153642432Kek
>>153642580Don Cherry also pointed out that it was a completely flubbed shot.Sid was aiming for the top corner, but it dribbled off his heel at about 40 mph but the goalie stood up to catch a high puck and it just oozed underneath.
>>153642548Canada is full of Indians. Their women are repulsed. U.S.A. is full of Africans. Their women sneak behind their men's backs to get blacked.
>>153642420>pic relBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHOOOOO HOOOO HAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>153642583You don't need to browse reddit to detect that gay syntax they all use
>Canada is full of Indians. Their women are repulsed. U.S.A. is full of Africans. Their women sneak behind their men's backs to get blacked.
>>153642598People used to think of Canadians as crinkly, long-faced anglos.Now, they think of Poos.I'm not sure it's all THAT much of a downgrade, tbqh.
>>153642218>>153642241 This is not normal
>>153642580still better than 3v3
>>153642607Nah you browse it you fag. Never post here again.
>>153642634Easiest way to detect a redditor is when they pretend they have absolutely no idea what it is
>>153642615Your women are getting blacked. Our women aren't getting poo'd. Big difference.
>>153642642I thought I fucking told you to not post here again.
>>153642524
>>153642644>Cue TSN promoting PKSubban and his coal burner wife everywhere
>Your women are getting blacked. Our women aren't getting poo'd. Big difference
>>153642649You're so mad you can't downvote right now
>>153642644
>>153642664>no u browse redditLol
>>153642644You're impotent and your women aren't getting fucked, at all, except when they vacation in Florida.Unsarcastically, the Anglo Canadians are so impotent and sexless that they were the first white nation to have a collapsing birthrate, which is why they imported in MILLIONS of Irish and Italians: whites who can actually fuck and make babies.Look at your fucking hockey team: Every player is childless. Yes, I agree it's because Hockey Canada is all on steroids, but let's be honest: Nathan MacKinnon couldn't fuck even if he weren't on the juice.
>>153642677
Apologize
>>153642644>Your women are getting blacked
>>153642677The only Canadians going to Florida are seniors but I know that's all you can get since your women would rather service Tyrone.
>>153642677Agreed. A real man would use an axe to cut his wood and break tv.
>>153642695>See! this infographic from Reddiit proves Canada is BETTER!does the infographic prove USA didn't beat you yesterday, too? lololWhat's the matter, faggot? Too poor to escape to the USA like every high IQ and industrious Canadian does?All that's left in your country are the shittiest, weakest whites to be ruled over by your new brown upper class.kys w/ MAID
>>153642654Lindsey Vonn ahahaha
>>153642818>didn't read last line of info graph>American iq confirmed
>>153642752Generational post hitter.
>>153642836sorry, Canadiannobody can hear you because they're playing our anthem so loudly after USA beat Canada at "Canada's Game" in front of the entire world
