>Lap:#8351>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153660120>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:GAS: 0COL: 0ALO: 0STR: 0ALB: 0>2026 WCC Standings:Alpine-Mercedes: 0Aston Martin Aramco-Honda: 0Atlassian Williams-Mercedes: 0Audi: 0Cadillac-Ferrari: 0>2026 WEC Standings:BOT: 0HAM: 0NOR: 0>News:Sumo wrestler Ōzeki Kotozakura is Scheduled to appear at the Japanese Grand Prix.Mercedes' competitors block first FIA proposal in engine controverseyMario Isola to leave Head of Motorsport role at PirelliHamilkek unironically posts on linkedinYuki Tsunoda: "I’m gonna jump in mid-season, or maybe earlier as possible, and be champion."FIA will use AI to police track limitsQ: How would you describe your relationship with Lando? Oscar: It’s definitely unique… Amx will enter his team with a m*rcedes in GT World Challenge Europe
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afternoon, and evening lads
Edd StrawThe Truck
>>153673187his seat foam must be completely flattened
gimi
>>153673158don't remember any of that happening
>>153673187Are truck stop hookers still a thing?
>>153673190they have the seat on springs in big trucks so hell manage
>>153673187I kinda wanna be a trucker. Seems comfy.
>>153673187lord of the ring type beast
>>153673187imagine pulling into the roadhouse and this guy is in there, gets served before you and buys out the whole warmer. all the pies, sausage rolls, burgers, chicken wingdings, kebabs, fish and chips, everything
whatever happened to hoes mad? he was destroying juju and even she got a sf seat
Edd
>>153673296That weight at that height isn't even that bad. Just a solid fella.
>>153673174>no homo mode zonesThis is racist for half the grid and most F1 fans
>>153673327that joke has already been made last thread
>the reason why straight mode zones exist is that kwablonso lost the WDC after being stuck behind Petrov for 60 laps and f*rrari went crying to the FIA about it afterwards
>>153673183>>153673174
>>153673209No but they still have janitorshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK7jTEzB954
How long before Lando does something and then everyone accuses him of being gay (which is not true btw)
>>153673437
>>153673187It's kind of impressive seeing him haul himself up there, you'd almost expect him to lose that kind of mobility. Not like his arms look strong either.
>>153673531Those trucks used to only have one step. They added a second step as the truckers became bigger, along with pull handles behind the seat to help them get in a position where they can grab the wheel.
>>153673509The Great Khali is looking rough nowadays.
>>153673187This is the American dream
>>153673187poor truck
>>153673581fat
>>153673587What of it?
>>153673587slim down ok
>>153673608don't jump and fall through the ground and end up in in the indian ocean>>153673619i just ate, but am not fat, so
>>153673646Why did you have to threaten me with the worst ocean?
>>153673672it is what it ishawai'i gets you to botswana, better?
>>153673296>>153673310Keep in mind he is almost pure muscle, only 5% body fat. He looks like a blob because his skin is 2.5 inches thick, like a hippo, making him immune to getting stabbed (primary cause of death for britbongs)
>>153673339joke?
which twinks will get anally gaped and exposed this year?
>>153673724These regulations are a joke
>>153673758You keep asking this now tell us - which twink do you want to see get anally gaped?
I want to HUG Kelly Piquet!!!!
>>153673713>Ynr Danny Ric
>>153673713>>153673821>#3 is now for has been drivers
>>153673821tricky ric the cum-addicted twink
>>153673881Pls don't say that... AMX has a few more years... RedBull will sort their shit by mid season
Did Norris keep his girlfriend through the off-season?Finally got around to finishing watching Abu Dhabi and she was crying a lot for someone /f1/ convinced me was a beard.
>>153673904>crying a lotshe's a woman anon, don't fall for it
>>153673904yjk she was passed around and piped by the entire mclaren pit crew. thats why she was so happy
>>153673921those weren't tears either, just the remnants of the golden shower she received from the mclel crew
If you ever feel bad about some stupid decision you made in the past that ended up permanently fucking up your entire life, just remember that pozzedstappen fought tooth and nail so that red bull would hire a medshitter team principal
>>153673979I'm just happy I'm not Canadian
>>153674014neither is he
>>153673183Hello, yeah it’s an interesting evening I would say so myself. Had a puff of the ol cigar and a swig of whiskey. Can’t complain. Gimi.
I dont like the way Mekies looks and i cant get past that
>>153673234It fucking sucks.
goddamn i hate myself/f1/ related cause so does chuck
>>153674101But I love you anon, don't you ever forget that <3
>>153674092Do you truck?
>>153674089give him cheesethe nurse said that i looked like a mouse when i was born
>>153674092Why?
will alonso finally give up and neck himself after newey gave him an absolute dogshit car?
>>153674142thank you slovakianov
>>153674101he doesn't hate you anonhe loves you for still believing
>>153674101we all hate you
>>153673187how??????????????????????????
do not listen to evilstonia >>153674229
>>153674178wouldn't be surprised, it's been too long
>>153674229I don't
>>153674323pozzed?
>>153674270i dont know
>>153673458Please do not post gay pornography in the thread.
>>153674385Even if it's /f1/ related?
zak brown getting punched in the mouth by edd straw's full strength
>kwablonso's team will finish last
>>153674457He will still beat at least 1 caddy on individual points
this goes hard ngl senpai frfr nc
>>153674641Better than the standard helmet stripe pattern
post your australia gp wishlist>asston poopin completes the entire humiliation ritual instead of retiring after 1-2 laps>really bad accident because of the drs zones being active in corners>multiple people stalling at lights out>non stop "the engines sound good" at the angry hoover noises>the director instructed to not show onboards for the long straight section where the cars will sound like twingos doing regular highway speeds with the aggressive derates>asspoopoo sharting being overtaken at 50kph+ closing speeds>commentators trying to explain all the mickey mouse terminology that just learned what DRS means after 5 years>mclel winning by 40 sec but with another round of papaya roles retardation drama
>>153674425Where are Lando's modelling photos for comparison?
>>153674625
>>153674719Got you
>>153674703>he thinks aston will beat the 107% rule>he thinks the fia wont change starting procedures to nerf ferrari and help mercedes and mclaren>he thinks mclaren will be dominant again despite them being non competitive at the start of every rule cycle and only shooting towards the top cause they copy what others have done better
>107% ruleas dead as moore's law
>>153674703roo on track
>>153674742Think Lewis might be straight desu.
>>153674144>>153674168Yes. Why it sucks is because it’s the worst union job. Pension plan sucks. You’re stuck driving for hours in the day. Nothing to see but boring plains, hills and mountains. Once you enter the major cities, it’s a live or die situation because everyone drives like retards - but I’d have the advantage because I’m driving 8 tons of metal with a heavy trailer to boot.Overall it just sucks.
>>153674757Moore's law switched from transistor count to the cost of the item.Every year the cost will double.
>>153674742grim
>>153674703>aston martin have been sandbagging all this time >both alonso and stroll lap the entire field with 12 laps to go >newey just laughs like an evil maniac throughout the entire podium ceremony
>>153674703the fuel is FULLY SYNTHETIC AND SUSTAINABLEthink NET ZERO BY 2030
also at least one fatality would be neat
>>153674893What being at Ferrari does to a person. Jesus christ.
>>153674907Give him a break, he just got back from killing Israelis in Gaza.
>>153674893hes going to cuck leclerc out of a win at monza
Anybody got the webm of that sexy Ferrari rear wing?
>>153674861
>>153674385There is not pornography on youtube
>>153674270Leo needs to get SMASHED and SLAMMED
>>153675002>what is ytboob
>>153675014calm down balt
>>153674988>sexy Ferrari rear wingThat was when they had "Ferrari" written on it in yellow font
>>153673296>my mfw when "trademark phrase"
>>153675041tell me about it
do you think lando goons to BNWO hypno?
>>153673187How do I achieve this physique?
>>153675002set safe search to off
>>153674988I could have sworn that I downloaded it as either a webm or a gif but I can't seem to find it. It may be in a /f1/ from two or three days ago if you search.Formula1 youtube channel posted this video earlier, they show the Ferrari wing in action about 10 seconds into the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC-sLnkcu_4
>>153675084He is not the only one
>>153675095I'm looking for the spinny webm specifically.Totally not for erotic purposes.
>>153673220Those poor springs
>>153674893not quite
>>153672250weren't the new rules meant to make things simpler? Also why does F1 need catch-up mechanics like Mario Kart
>>153675082None of the F1 drivers are packing as much heat as the man in that picture.>>153675282Because the new engine regs provide DOGSHIT levels of power.
/biz/ idea: dogshit-powered engines
>>153674625to be fair, i think that sainz only had 2 set of inters, they used the first one, pited and during the red flag sainz asked for new inter, they didnt have any new intersthey could have explained it to sainz, but still, they werent new because he didnt have newi think
>>153675306i was going to make an indian joke, but nah
>>153674732>I cannot driveSkill issuehttps://youtu.be/CjVtNM2q3CU?si=WiobLxTKqimpgHdS
>>153675208have an mp4 instead >>153543221
>>153675180who else?
Levels of shitting not seen before in the history of F1.I am actually curious to see a team so terrible they can't even limp to a finish.
>>153675422>Levels of shitting not seen before in the history of F1.Who are we kidding here?
>>153675441peter of the rose
>>1536754415 german drivers vs 3 british ones, those were the days
>>153675475I wonder how well antonio of the lobotomy could drive an F1 car.
>>153674749>>he thinks the fia wont change starting procedures to nerf ferrari and help mercedes and mclarenI'm pretty sure they already have
SHUT UP YOU FAT FUCKS, I’M WATCHING THE SOPRANOS
>>153675318They wouldn't need a dog
>>153675672>yeah edd told goblando he needed a bigger house>edd straw? What he needs is his own ZIP code
>>153675672patriot
literally who
>>153675688yeah, that was the joke, see it wasnt funny>>153675700jajajajajjaa
>>153675711Don't be such a downer, racism is top tier humour
>>153675708Ricco Shlaimoun
>>153675672>ohhh, speaking of 98 pounds of overweight for williams, i hear edd straw is getting a 98 pound mole taken of his ass
>>153675731idk, our friend ruined hte joke for me, his sad existance makes me angry, to think that there are millions of subhumans like him is not laughing matter
AngelThump streamanon here.The 2021 season stream is up and running and has temporarily replaced the F1 season review stream. It's gonna loop the whole season at least until race day on Australia, not sure what I'll put on after that. It's only 720p because I cheaped out on my little virtual server, deal with it.Feedback is appreciated, especially if there are any issues.Good night, lads.
>>153675778Forgot link, but it's in the OP anyway I guess.https://angelthump.com/gimihttps://angelthump.com/gimihttps://angelthump.com/gimialso>mfw when I open up the stream and I immediately hear Crofty making terrible jokes
>>153675778might watch tomorrow,maybe taht gets my energy back a bit
>>153675672>im gonna kill myself for driving recklessly? The way edd fucking eats youre gonna have a heart attack by the time youre 50
>>153673565Interesting. It's still kind of impressive that the door doesn't fall off when he's hanging from it.
>>153675708I had to search him on fucking driverdb, also those two podiums he had was on races where there was only 3 cars lel
>>153675796only edd jokes?no more weight remarks, they are hurtful
>>153675803
>>153675778>>153675792amazingthanks, brudi
>>153675792FYI
>>153675862well-deserved
>>153675862...and that's a good thingalso >those fucking tabsjesus christ
>"I'm ok"
Outlook??Patreon?Adobe?????Gmail?Faceberg5x YouTubeWikipedia??YouTube?YouTubeYouTube
>>153675708>VAR
>>153675922I recognize the new Protomen album at #5.
>>153675906forehead a bit big, but yeah
>>153675873>>153675883>>153675922you haven't even seen my other windows
>>153675958good man
>>153675962how bad is it, estimation
Don’t make excuses for him. He’s a tub o’ lard.
>>153675977
>>153676045this has to be a mental illnessi have only ever met one person in my life with their browser looking like this and they were a fucking bipolar ADHD-riddled nutcase
>>153676073not really desu, I just like to return to things and my laptop's good enough that there's not much consequence to just leaving them open
>>153676080>, I just like to return to thingsyou cant, in chrome you cant visualize all your tabs
>>153676106I know where things are
>>153676123good for you
>>153676134This is the last one, glad to have been your entertainment this evening
>>153676080except the fact that if your system crashes, there is a chance that they might be gone, compared to saving them as bookmarks where they'll definitely be safebut i'm not gonna argue with a madman
>>153676147only 4?
>>15367612360% of these tabs are images of (naked) Japanese women and (clothed) ex-F1 pilot Kimi Raikkonen, btw
>>153676195find god.
>>153676195name???
>>153676160>saving them as bookmarks>>153676195>>153676208>The gooners of Greenwich
>>153676080you won't return to most of this stuff, it's hoarder mentality
>>153676208https://bunkr.cr/f/723ieQ3MF1dFx
>>153676222jajajamight jerk it to this tomorrow
Perfect calanderPermanent tracks-every year>Spa>Monaco>Red Bull Ring>Interlagos>Indianapolis>MonzaPermanent countries with rotating Circuts, Country is on the grid each year by with a different track>Japan>France>Germany>United KingdomRotating tracks that will rotate each year, each track will have to be used at least once every three years, No country can have more than two races per year>Jeddah>Imola>Sepang>COTA>Daytona>Lagun Seca>Mugello>Portamou>Jeref>Barcalona>Kyalami>Zandvoort>Mugello>Baku>Mexico City>instanbull>Montreal
>>153676038Surely you see more gargantuan specimens in the average WalMart
>>153676259utterly dogshit post. who gives a fuck if italy has more than 3 tracks, its fucking italy. For all i care half the season could take place in italy, when people think motorsport, they think italy
>>153676291Its more to keep the yanks in check
>>153676222>Argentine anon is a SimpCity browserDidn’t expect this, ngl
>>153676259Permanent countries with rotating Circuts, Country is on the grid each year by with a different track>United KingdomThere are no circuits other than Silverstone in the UK that are suitable for modern F1 cars(Pic rel attended the British GP 2022)
>>153676303>There are no circuits other than Silverstone in the UK that are suitable for modern F1 carsBrands hatch would be great
>>153676259Awful fucking post>>153676314It would be processional
>>153676322for you
>>153676259>Indianapolis Gives it away as bait
>>153676294i dont give a fuck about the yanks. Keep cota at all costs, its an amazing track, vegas is fine too, just tone down the spectacle and stop trying to make it the next monaco. miami is just a dogshit track, even when it rains. Its the fucking us, they should have a shitton of grade 1 circuits just laying there for all i know.
>>153676259Silverstone gets historical status so it can't be removed but you can add one other bongring borgerland loses permanent status and get a rotating rosterjeddah permanent spot sepang permanent slotmontreal permanent spotturgey permanent slot
>>153676296all i did was reverse image search for name and then copy/paste that name in bunkr.>SimpCity didn't kno 'bout dat, just googled it and it was looking promising until >login
>>153676259kys
>>153676160I have more saved as bookmarks, don't worry - but no, they won't be lost, browsers are very good at remembering all the windows and tabs they had open nowadays, nothing's going to happen to them.>>153676182Five, including the first one
did bernie hang with epstein(bernie the geriatric midget, not the oirish lady)
>>153675792Thank you so much german-anon. If it makes you feel better, I immediately bookmarked the link.
I hope ham never wins anything ever again.
>the last thing the sardine can sees before I get to work
8 races 24 sprintsold school + the new generationneed it or keep it?
>>153676566Ecclestone was in the black book. That infamous photo of prince Andrew with a young Virginia Giuffre was taken in Monaco around the same time she was spotted accompanied by Ghislaine around a number of other F1 celebrities.I haven't checked if he did much emailing though I can't imagine Bernie even owning a computer
>>153675778>It's only 720p because I cheaped out on my little virtual server, deal with it.I may sponsor you for better. How much?>t. made it out of wirschaffendasland
>>153677025>>t. made it out of wirschaffendaslandGAIJIN SOTO
testing testing
>>153675792>imola 2021isn't this where poois shits the bed and almost beaches the car?
this is too tuff twin
>>153677304engine failure
question, do the 2026 regs also remove the wheel covers so we'll be able to have faster pits stops again, question
>>153677376if you mean the brows? yesif you mean the aerodisk? effectivelywas this slowing the stops? no
>>153677376arent the pitstops we currently have the fastest ever?
>>153677376shant be watching other gay races where the lads take shits and piss during pitstopsand still have time left over
What did he mean by this?
>>153677391Yes, fagclaren broke the record in 2024 or 2025 iircPrior to that RBR held it since 2019
>>153677435its called an early apex
>>153677435Did you watch the third fast and furious movie? They pull that move all the time, even DK does it a bunch at the end
>>153677449lel
>>153677376I forgot how kino this race was>everyone wearing masks, slightly pulling them down to talk to one anotherkek, like a bad dream
>>153674425>Hamilton wearing a Virgin Killer
>>153677487That Bear is just a homage to the Lion on Max''s helmet. I wonder if it's weird for drivers like Hamilton and Verstappen to have drivers in the competition openly worship them the way they do.
>>153677575no you retard
>>153673174The streets know the truth. Keep supporting a dirty driver who is friends with racists; typical of 4chan.
don't care much about what queers on twitter say
>>153677773how i feel in the supermarket
>>153677800https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaZmBFTxW9M
>>153677815
Toasted gimi
when is dts s8 going live so i can hatewatch it(illegally, of course)
>>153677773Hyper based
>>153677845>17>not playing in yuropits already over for the ladflorentino wouldve paid 200million for him if he was good
>>153677846You already watched it last year
>>153677917???
>>153677958It's the same fake goyslop just rebranded every year with new music and new episode titles.
>>153677969You forgot new characters
>>153677986And surprise cameos>FOK SMASH
>>153677846tonight i think>>153677969>>153677917ima skip and hear the inner workings of the DQ reactions in QatarOr some of the team orders (if mccheats allowed them to come to light) otherwise the season was dogshit
>>153677986
>watching the stream >British commentary is praising the RedBull car non stop>No mentions of max being good.Why do they lack the self awareness to understand their bias?
>>153678050they didn't know that newey and honda were pure shit
>>153677716
Maybe Newey isn't as good as we thought?Maybe horner was actually holding the team back?
>>153678301Both have looked worse since Perez left
>>153675778Based, thank you as always
some of the records kwablonso will break this year:>lowest-ever wcc finish for a poowey-designed car (11th, previous record: 5th in 2005 and 2007)>lowest-ever wcc finish for a honda-powered team (11th, previous record: 9th in 2017 (note: also with kwablonso))
I think that the two best futures for max in f1 would be taking over George's seat at Mercedes with antonelli in the second seat (I don't care what happens to George. Throw him in pergatory [Aston martin] for all I care) , or having Piastri in the second seat with him at red bull.Mostly because I'd like to believe that Oscar doesn't like his balls flattened and getting cucked at McLaren, and he seems like he could be a good "rival" for max.
>>153678757He may just rage quit and get into another series. It really depends on how fake and gay these new regulations are going to be.
>>153678757that makes no sense, oscar becoming maxs teammate would make him an even more nr 2 driver tenfold than he already is. Red bull is built around max, and oscar would be destroyed by max like every single teammate he had previously. Lando beat oscar, fucking lando. Lando isnt even a top 5 driver on the grid. Mclaren is unironically the best place for piastri because any other top 4 team oscar would get demolished by his teammate
>>153678757PS3 is stuck at Mclaren until the 2028 season ends.Norizz's dad and Zak Brown suddenly selling their share of the team to the arabs now makes me think they're going to lose performance significantly this year and it will be go back to being a backmarker team
>>153678841>Red bull is built around maxThere is no magical Max car, there is car that is a pain in the ass to drive and one driver who can handle it. Ask the team principle of the team that is looking really bad right now.
>>153678793I feel like Max's biggest focus is actually racing. Which is why he's looking to jump to gt3, where the individual car isn't so much the deciding factor but still very much a factor in success.He just needs a car that be even vaguely competive.>>153678841Max is good despite the car, not the other way around. Which makes one think about just how shit the car was at the start of 2025.
>>153678886im not talking about the car, im talking about the team. Their entire thinking process is "does this benefit max?", if yes go for it, if no promote a rookie to the main red bull team and demote him again after 10 races, rinse and repeat for 8 years
I'm gonna say it. Cadillac will beat Aston Martin in Melbourne.Either AM won't be able to race at all or both drivers will simply beat Stroll outright with Alonso's car breaking down.
>>153678913refer to >>153678915
>>153678915That's only partially true.The second seat is just the middle child. Max is the oldest child that's at Harvard and going to be a high power lawyer, and the second seat is the one that gets socks for Christmas and never had the chance to go to college.
My Bri'ish KingLindbaddy
>>153678979the brown bomber
>>153678963that implies the middle child, or this case the second seat had potential like max, when thats not the case at all, put anyone else apart from charles and george in the 2025 red bull and theyll be lucky to finish in the points every second race. I know what its like to be a middle child and be absolutely cooked from the start with nothing i could have done about it, but thats simply not the case with the second red bull seat. Redbull had a good car in 2022 and 23, apart from then, it was either just a good car like this years ferrari that cant keep up with the top 2 teams(rb and mclaren) or is basically undrivable. The only reason why red bull won like it did is cause max is the greatest racing driver to ever live apart from like, clark and schumacher
Reckon this kid can make Racing bulls for 27?
>>153679037I'm speaking of focus.Red bull knows they have a driver that can take pretty much anything and win with it, and they're going to focus on trying to make sure that he wins.I imagine the main reason he's doing side quests is because if he wasn't allowed to he'd just leave and red bull doesn't want to give him up. Here's hoping they have a good enough car this year.
>>153679018ALL MY NIGGAS HATE DUNNE
>>153679018just dropped a brown bomber if you know what I meam
>>153678757ps3's career if he goes to redbull and max inevitably destroys him
>>153679077i know, but then they shouldnt be surprised when the rookie they promoted after 6 races crumbles under pressure. Its been said more than enough times by ex drivers at rb that if you dont perform, youre treated like the black sheep middle child of the family. And drivers were pretty much allowed to do whatever they want for other racing series, the only difference is they dont wanna or they arent allowed in cases like schumacher who was banned from all motorcycling. Or like when alonso drove at lemans instead of monaco and the fag fia didnt like that so now they do their calendar in ways that collide with other racing series.
these chassis rules are probably pretty good. too bad the motors being super gay SHIT will piss on any goodness about the upcoming eraZERO excitement for lelbin
>>153679478Agreed, literally all they'd need to do is an engine regs swap and the current cars would be a big improvement over the turbo hybrid era
ps3 status?
>>153679609is he ok?
>>153679733bonk'd so hard he turned into ps6
>>153679048negative
Imagine: Bernie Collins and Hannah Schmitz are in desperate need to sit down but there are no seats anywhere.Which one do you let sit on your face?
>>153679759Hannah... hnnnng...
>>153679741poor little fellaim glad they gave him a nice head rub first at least
>>153679759Hannah may sits. Bernadette shall be directed to the restrooms
>>153679954SOPHIA EAT MY CUM
>>153679954TONGUE MY ANUS SOPHIA
>>153679954SOPHIA EAT MY ASS
>>153679954LICK MY TOEJAM SOPHIA
>>153679954TMSSTICKLE MY SCROTUM SOPHIA
>>153679954TAKE MY PENOR SOPHIA
>>153679954START MY WORLD WAR SOPHIA
Rev it up!For the Immortan Toto!
>if globohomos concede that honda is pure shit, then they're forced to concede that hamilton is literally complete and utter shit>if medshitters concede that newey is pure, then they're forced to concede that kwablonso got shit on by vettel
morning lads
>>153680104That's so true ma'am, they would have to concede that, you're so right.
>>153680104oh my gosh
>>153680104*that newey is pure shit
>>153680104>>if globohomos concede that honda is pure shit, then they're forced to concede that hamilton is literally complete and utter shitHow does this work?Honda that worked for Red Bull is a lot different than Honda that works for Aston Martin.
>>153680133>honda is different than hondathis is what goes on inside the minds of globohomos and medshitters
>>153680136Honda that worked with Red Bull had years of experience making (shit) engines with a huge point to prove. No expense was spared in restoring their honour. They then left the sport on top.Honda that is working with Aston Martin was a last minute addition. The people who made the previous engines had already left, they were years behind other engine manufacturers, etc.The engine Aston Martin are receiving is more the Honda engine that Mclaren had ~10 years ago.
>>153680104
Don't respond to it.
>if medshitters assert that honda is pure shit, then they imply that kwabmilton is pure shit and therefore kwablonso is also pure shit since he got shit on by him in 2007
>smiling friends ended before they did an F1 segment
>>153680203
>Lily when Oscar crashes and ruins his championship hopes
>Lily when Oscar tries to jump over a fence and ends up smashing his nuts on a wooden post
>>153680296>>153680273this is why he cheated on you with big booty bitches in BRAZIIILLLLL!!!
>Lily when Oscar cheats on her with big booty bitches in BRAZIIILLLLL!!!
>>153680296Oscar is such a lucky guy
He doesnt deserve it though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10XXtoCjk5c
>Lily when Oscar wins
>reddit is arguing the mickey mouse regs are good now that bernie ecclestone said they are shit
>mr browned when he stalls and loses 12 places
A mark of shame
miss me?
>>153680338wait a second, Zneimer? what kind of name for an english rose is that
>>153680378>Schat eet daun
Really hyped for new DTS
>>153680466Good for him
>>153680466Sorry that happened to him
Considering just how shit Newey and Honda is at Aston Martin, it really brings into perspective how amazing Max did in 2021
>>153680378it's his jewish handler
good morning, some of you>>153680105bonjour mon ami
BREAKING: Honda held an emergency meeting about engine."The main cause of the problem was that abnormal vibrations caused damage to the battery system."This is due to both engine flaws and the AMR26's extreme design.Fixes will arrive BEFORE Melbourne.
Just tuned into the stream right when Hamilton is about to forget to turn left in Baku.
>>153680582no you didn't
>>153680582>>153680586we're only at dancing red bull time
>>153680586Right. I forgot there was another restart.
>>153680594>restarthamilkek not turning left is after a red flag, this was a safety car
>>153680601Yeah, I remembered now.
Are they really?
not a cuck but i want oscar piastri's gf to peg me
Formula 1 Drive to Survive S08 1080p NF WEB-DL DDP5 1 Atmos H 264-WADU>Formula 1 Drive to Survive S08 1080p NF WEB-DL DDP5 1 Atmos H 264-WADUFormula 1 Drive to Survive S08 1080p NF WEB-DL DDP5 1 Atmos H 264-WADU>Formula 1 Drive to Survive S08 1080p NF WEB-DL DDP5 1 Atmos H 264-WADUFormula 1 Drive to Survive S08 1080p NF WEB-DL DDP5 1 Atmos H 264-WADU>Formula 1 Drive to Survive S08 1080p NF WEB-DL DDP5 1 Atmos H 264-WADUITS UPITS UPgonna skip to qatar for the drama lads
This is when he really lost that championship, there was 0 (cero) need of getting to Abu Dhabi with such a small lead after Max had the puncture. The best part is he spent the whole race crying how fast the RBs were jej.
>maxfags still seething about 2021
>gets fired>gets to sit at home with ginger spicebaka...
things are happening
oh boy i sure love hearing about dts
Alright somebody sell me on why I should pay attention to F1A girl I was with said she watches it sometimes but I couldn't relate or have anything to talk about, all I know is they drive mario kart looking cars around tracks
>>153680631mehit was las vegas my badand they skimmed over itthe biggest drama of the seasonMEH
>>153680661Forgot to add frogs
>>153680661Don't. F1 is over after this season. Just watch Formula E.
>>153680676*formular e
>>153680661like everything else it's more gay than ever, and this year it dies for good
>>153680657Stop lying.
>>153680687*formulary
formuCUM
>almost race week>will be a total clown show cluster fuckI hope asston shartin manages to start the race.
Fagula 1
>>153680707they close of dts season 8 with a montage of lando gay dancing btw
>>153680710thanks for the reportstill won't watch it though
>>153680689shit.. is anything sacred anymore?
>>153680705they drive 1-2 laps for sponsor obligations then park it in the garage sadly
You just know seeing that BBC gooner was a formative experience for Lando.Now he can't stop thinking about sissy x BBC hypno porn, and can't even pretend to be turned on by unbelievably sexy female undies models.
>>153680660Good for you
>>153680657things are happening (2)
>a RARE and UNCHARACTERISTIC mistake, crofty
>a RARE mistakebr*ts
>>153680307>>153680313What's this about?
>ferrari hype over the top as every other preseasonnow it will really be a surprise when the top is AMX-mclaren-mercedes again
>>153680806Is this the one where Webber squeaks?
>>153680824>>153680824im just parroting what a few tweets said that oscar banged big booty brazillian bitches when he was there last season
lily zneimer is a turbo christian and oscar has been with her since high schoolvery high chance both are still virgins
>>153680828Yeap, with the poor guy that lost his legs
>>153680836>mfw i spread disinformation online
>>153680839No chance. There's pictures of her dressed up as a grid girl in their house.Your girlfriend cosplays for you, right?
>>153680839An f1 driver? With all the t they are droping after driving?And if its your intention to marry her premarital sex isnt that bad>>153680846What gf?
>>153680861
>>153680826Based alfajor enjoyer
Does Lando Norris feel like the World Champion?Personally feels like last year never really happened and it's still Max.
>>153680580PATRIOTS
>>153680877well max definitely NOT feel like a world champion rn
>>153680915He feels more like a world champ than everEven Brundle has taken a knee and admitted he's the best driver
>>153677862Unless he has some EU citizenship from his parents, he cant play in yurop until he's 18>t. Football Manager addict
>>153680915>The entire racing world sees how Honda/Aston Martin are goingthat just gives max a massive boner on the shit he had to deal with that tractor
word is oscar banged big booty brazillian bitches when he was there last season
>>153680965got banged by*
>>153680617that does indeed mean you're not the cuck. you're the gay one.F1 related, because this guys needs straight mode urgently.
sure hope i dont miss fp1
>>153680986>wants to have sex with woman>gayWhy are wecterner like this?
>>153680913No, no patriots
>>153680661Wanting to share interests with a girl? How gay are you?
>>153680580>honda engine ruined by bad vibes
>>153680826who is this aliexpress sabrina carpenter
>>153680986how is having a sexy woman give you pleasure gay
>>153681022ok
Fernando Alonso is the Ferrari of drivers
>>153673174>Q: How would you describe your relationship with Lando? Oscar: It’s definitely unique…Being a weak little bitch boy beta and literal cuck is seen as a totally normal and valid relationship form within the McLaren fanbase. He should just admit to it already, the fans will lap it up in the same way he slurps up the sloppy seconds
DUN DUN DUN
>>153681013>>153681493so you finally went crazy huh
Even discounting the $100M Ferrari is paying to Hamilton, they still got more prize money than Mclaren for 2025. They have no incentive to actually get their shit together when acting like complete retards and finishing a mediocre p4 still gets them the biggest cut out of the prize pool.
>>153681537need vrooms
>>153680873least brown medshitter
>>153681568patience.
>>153681567least freeloading medshitters
>>153681567Okay but why did Sauber get 36 million less than Alpine if the former had a decent season with a podium and latter were firm p10 the whole year?
>alonsoshitters and maxshitters complaining about team orders
>>153681567they're not paying hamilton that, the only quote that said they are is from a year old reddit post quoting some AI generated article
reminder that we have real grand prix racing this weekend with indycar in the great state of florida
Will AMR paint their car white for the Japanese GP?Will Redbull and VISA CashApp Racing Bulls now sport the greasiest and most patriotic looking liveries for the burger GPs?Will Andrea continue to be molested by Torger if he underperforms?All of this and more in Formula juan.
>>153681808>Will AMR paint their car white for the Japanese GP?the nips will ask that asston politely remove all honder references from their car, drivers suits, team clothes, garage walls and sponsor boards for the weekend
as those of you who follow my instagram reels know, i've been using x more. its been going well, but sadly today i opened the feed and its full of epik clips that feel like Drive To Survive clips.
>>153679954
>>153681808i don't think aston will have a race ready car before suzuka
Aston Martin Cosworth for the second half of the year? mayhaps?
>>153681670i think the money is rewarded by age, so the older the team, the more money you get
>>153681021>>153681161>getting your ass fucked isn't gay
>>153681889if fucking your own hand isnt gay then fucking your own ass isnt gay
It's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8WVXqi-W28
>>153681114vibe engineering is the future
>>153681911Little St. James GP would go hard.
>>153681911why are f1 content creators so fucking unfunny
We thought Toto was the great Satan while he's one of the ones who wasn't involved with Epstein. We owe him an apology.
>>153681978it makes him even worse kind of person
>>153681978>literally announced himself as featuring in the files barely a week ago
>>153681948it's because f1 is a "sport" for autists and, more recently, dts fangirls
>>153681991He was making a joke about how his haters, /f1/, will make up wild accusation to undermine him.
Can we just settle this once and for all? Are these 2 the same race? Medshitters say they are but I'm not 100% convinced
>>153681911ynr they took from you grid girls (bernie era) and nu-f1 owners that are "totally not like bernie" replaced them with grid kids but hey, people like stroll or flavio are evil because they enjoy look of women below 25yo, women and not kids
Evens I get some chinese foodOdds I idk just don't eat I guess
fuck you im getting some anyways&p wings and either chicken curry, beef and black bean or general zos if they have it
>>153681911so did this cunt grab the list names from here? because I never saw the full set of names discussed anywhere else, only the major ones like Bernie, Flavio and strulovich
>>153681948FP1Will can be pretty funny. Then there's RPM, who reportedly has uploaded the first part of the 2025 awards to his patreon.
>>153682108fp1will and rpm are the youtubers who people who unironically say "im not racist, i hate everyone equally" or watch rick and morty and think they are smarter than everyone else. Fucking hate those retarded nigger faggots
>>153682087valethe pallbearer was a forklift
kwablonso's team will finish last
>>153682137Is there anything you enjoy, anon?
>>153682108RPM feels boring and feels like only people above the age of 35 watch him and repeat the same 3 jokes he's using.
>>153678023Ollie!! looks like a T-rex
>>153682196>it's funny because he said retard
>>153682189the goblin crashing into a barrier and breaking his neckmercedes having their engine stuff leaked and it turns out all their titles were cheatedmclaren dying in a thousand fires and a thousand moreevery single female fan leaving the sportmax calling minorities slurscharles becoming wdcalonso becoming wdcmichael waking upmax breaking every single one of lewis recordsmbs dying in a thousand fires and a tousand moresky dying in a tousand fires and a thousand morenico becoming wdctrump transforming the middle east into glass so we dont have their dogshit tracks anymorewilliams becoming wccsimplifying the regs, removing all the retarded ev stuff unless it makes the car faster and if the drivers think a wet race is too dangerous, then the fia tells them that they can just choose to not race, we are going motorracing weter you like it or notthe complete and utter nuclear annihilation of the state of israel
>>153682248
>>153682248Some of those are based, ngl
You now remember Alex Wurz
every time I see a germanic flag on 4chan I picture some guy named bin laden with a beard that goes down to his chest posting from pakistan
Something just made me remember Alex Wurz
*loses world championship*
Kakuda, head of Honda F1:"Since Newey joined, almost everything we had done has changed. We haven't changed the engine structure, but yes everything else, including the peripheral equipment and its attachment to the bodywork" "The two-level battery was a request from Newey. He told us, 'Can you do this like that?' And we were running out of time..." KWAB
ADRIAN POOEY
>>153682524BALD FRAUD KWAB
>>153682524>not telling him "no, we cannot, sorry. find another way to commit war crimes against air"dug their own grave
>>153682373same for canada except it's basically picrel just with a unibrow as thick as the mustache added on, probably from some random shithole village in the deepest depths of uttar pradesh/biharand of course he's a dalit, real saars don't hide their flag
>>153682524Kek
>>153682524>attach engine at different point>engine loses HP, reliability, and becomes total shityeah right...
>The Cadillac is called the MAC-26amerifats are literally unable to think about anything other than burgers
I did not have sexual relations with any children in Jeffery Epstein's care.
>>153682524He literally did he same thing with Mercedes and he MP4-18. McLaren had engine blow outs for years in exchange for having great aero. If that's how Aston Martin end up it'd be kinda cool.
>>153682636does NOT bode well for clearing your name in all the other child sexual abuse cases
https://x.com/Cadillac_F1/status/2027413875939827902Absolutely fucking based ngl. Fuck FIA and fuck FOM
>>153682686Now rari has to name their 2027 car GIMI-27
>>153682686Big Mac
total and absolute death to mc*aren, mer*edes, Hamil*on and VPN faggotsPenelope Kvyat's wet cunny.
>>153682650gimi
>>153682602It's actually a reference to the mac 10 and mac 11 smgsWhy are you thinking about burgers?
My prediction for the season? Pain
>>153682686But Mario wasn't the one trying to build an F1 team(and fucking it up by pissing off all the other teams and trying to get a special deal) it was his retard son Michael.
>>153682802andretti is andretti
>>153682802>>153682810And his initials are still MA
>>153675778Nice. I caught some flu, so it'll be much appreciated.
>>153682810Yes but one of them is a successful world champion while the other is a brain damaged retard with a short and embarrassing F1 career.>>153682813Fair enough, but Mr. Towriss specifically named Mario.
Moto GP this weekend.Story of the season is the alpine of MotoGP seems to be quickest so far
