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this is just sad mate just wait until the next thread we'll heemcycle
lmao jannies are stupid cunts
>>153819620they deleted that fast yet leave the same 30 soccer threads up
>>153819620
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH THE FINN GOT HEEMED
>Poatan won't get into the UFC>Poatan won't be good in the UFC>Poatan won't heem Strickland>Poatan won't heem Izzy>Poatan won't move up to LHW>Poatan won't heem Jiri>Poatan won't headline UFC 300>Poatan won't heem Jamawl>Poatan won't heem Ankalaev>Poatan won't move up to HW[You are here]>Poatan won't heem Gane on the White House lawnChama
>>153819671
>>153819667>tf>tp
>He'll be sitting in a bar saying I beat that guy one time
i bodied that freak one time you know
>>153819554We know that punches can render people unconscious but does this prove that it can also bring people back to life?
>>153819726yes
strickland: i better hold off on this extra jab, it could be an infamous stylebender trapdricmonster: >>153819550
>>153819762strickbeast beat pissy more comprehensively and also at beat him at his own game
Some of Beneil's students were caught beating a hasidic jewish couple in the street. Needless to say, as the official representative of /heem/, I immediately condemned such actions for antisemitism needs to be rejected in all it's forms.
>>153819740dear oh dear
>>153819798strickland cowering as the cards are read because he's not 100% sure he won, could never be more comprehensive than punches to sub finish, i'm afraid
>>153819740is that pat barry?
>>153819867you tell me
>>153819834You really are here all the time aren't you?
>>153819834Jizzy was actually beating up dricus and landing clean shots. Strickland outclassed Izzy dominantly and consistently. And I'm not even afraid.
>>153819892all me btw
>du piggy and strickgaped arguments in 2026 Who cares? Lmao Zatdaddy low diffs both those raped faggots
>https://x.com/SFJCRC/status/2031447913935536632HATE HAS NO HOME HERE
>>153819892Good one bubba. Now you just let him know you're here all the time to notice he's here all the time.
>>153819918No one cares about your father figure. He never fights and is a scared bitch who gets groped raped and manhandled by his WHITE daddy, I'm afraid :( But at least he submits and behaves when his WHITE daddy's HOUNGRY MMMM MMMM!!
i have no idea who any of these "personalities" are
now turn it into a gane thread, he'll never recover
Du piggy hasn’t fought for 7 months and has no fight booked. Zatdaddy broke him.
>>153820002The smart move is to wait for the champ to book a fight. Otherwise, you're using your #1 spot to protect the champ.
>>153819913he was throwing to the body 26 of 27 hit too, he barely hit Dricus in the head.
>>153819939oh no anyway.....
>>153820014The champ is booked to stretch out Shota Sean in may. Pigus is Nowhere to be seen, sadly
I swear this shift has happened three times this year
gane is officially undisputed champ, check insta
>>153819990Why doesnt Khamzat just heem this doo instead of suffering this humiliation?? I'm sure the Chechnya government and military would easily just say "okay we'll follow you now". Even his kids prob would.
>>153820059Factual post.
>weahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>>153820002he didnt even do shit. lol they're all equally faggots. every single middleweight fighter is a joke. >khamzat heemswho gives a shit what he does next? fight borralho in a boring shit fight? hes openly scared of IMAVOV>strickland winswho gives a shit what he does next? imanov in another boring shit fight? ddpee again in another boring shit fight? such a shit division.
they fear dricus taking time to master wrestling
There were about 1,500 people watching the Ronda/Gina press conference yesterday live on YouTube. There's presently 2,500 watching a random highlight video the UFC is streaming. Ginabros...https://www.youtube.com/live/w3Gge_02KtQ
>>153820112>no one cares about two old women fightingSHOCKING
Abusanya
Daddysanya beat the shit out of Du Piggy and I’m tired of pretending otherwise
>>153819913>>153820016>>153819834I think we can all agree Jan solved and exposed "Izzy le puzzle" as a farce. With ease, grace and cold calculated dominance, Jan reminded him of the levels.
>>153820132>score before the stoppage
>he's afraidpffft ahahahahahahahahahaha
>>153819579Shades of pre stripe Ngannou, pure slop swanging
>>153820142>>153820167Hey brazza, just to clear things up. WE actually scored it for Jan. Khabdaddy has spoken. Takedown is wrestling. Wrestling is power. alhamdulillah. Hope this clears things up my friend.
i scored it a controversial majority draw
>>153820180Nasty vasti was waiting in a puddle for her Daddysanya. She couldn’t be kept any longer
>>153820202...
>lay down on top your opponent>get chest to chest or chest to back contact with him>wrap your arms around him>intertwine your legs with hisWhy isn't Adesanya better at this? Seems like his instincts are right for this.
>>153820220Woah, there's two of you sex obsessed losers interpreting everything through your fetishes?
BEASTPURIA AT THE WHITE HOUSE???? PLEASE SAVE ME ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>153820220We've crunched the data and sadly many are saying this
>>153820244Sadly Nasty vasti and dirty diaper piggy interpret everything through their bbc fetish
Daily reminder that Schaub fucked Ronda. Several times.
>>153820256>t. >>153820223
Team Topiggy pulled out. Poor little terrified Topiglet can’t even squirt and oink on it for xer Slamdaddy
i had both of them a tie
wow really mixing things up. went from talking about gay sex and poop to talking about gay sex, poop and trump.
Umar Nurmagomedov?whatever happened there?
Vallejos will heem
>poop penis poop poop gay sex poop penis jon jones penis poopy poop trump penis
>>153820217You revved, bubba?
Why is Dingus Poo Peepee still without an opponent? Still traumatized from having his bamhole stretched out by Khamzat?
luke thomas and mighty mouse or omally and guru?
There really should be more draws. Because lets be real, who REALLY wins in a fight? Nobody. You know what im saying?
>>153820362Can I pick none?
>>153820353Usman alluded his next fight will be DDP
>>153820305Schaub said Floyd mayweather called him "that white boy that works too much". But schaub is clearly Turkish
Derek cleary scores it 47-47, Sal D'Amato scores it 47-47 and Chris Lee scores it 47-47 for the winner of this fight... THE FAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNSSSSSS
>>153820381He said after this on the p4p that he is still going for the 170 title first lol. They'll probably finally make the Belal fight
Gus Tomato
Has spammy heard the news? Topuria's manager just exposed him for turning down the Islam matchup lol
TOM ASPINALL SOUNDS OFF ON THE STATUS OF REACTOR 4!!!
>>153820458spammys deaf
anyone else here queue matches of Overwatch while watching Luke Thomas and fapping it to sissyhypno? I love senor Luke teaching me all about the fascists
>>153820485Sneed moment.
>>153820492I don't even play overwatch
Has anybody ever accidentally taken a bunch of my mom’s birth control pills in middle school because I thought they were drugs and they inhibited my puberty and I have a big butt and features. That probably caused my AGP fetish and I mostly only get off on viewing myself as a women so I shave my legs and wear panties now? I never have, thank god, but that would be really insane...
>BEASTpuria??? N-no brazza i can't my black daddy injured my bussy......permanently
shut the fuck up faggots
>Clitia's brown handler said-We do not care.Your father raped you.Ya momma hates you.RAPED BITCH!!!
Bo Nickal has that faggot Dana White privilege
>>153820485He literally read my comment live on stream as I was doing that. It was wild.
LTGP = LGBT
>>153820485Overwatch is still around?
>>153820561Is that dricus???
>>153820560LTGB = Leyenda Transpuria’s Gaped BaconBussy
>>153820387he looks jewish
Love is LOVE!
>>153820638freak got bodied
>>153820643But enough about your mother.
Heeminder arman is fighting tonight
>>153820605why are all muslim gay and why does being gay make mma fighters stronger
>>153820710no he's not
>>153820560lesbians trannies gays piesexuals. he LOVES pie!
>>153820710
>>153820710Grappling isn't fighting
>>153820735>>153820746Yes he ishttps://www.ppv.com/event/hype-brazil-26
Why would you ever be a UFC fighterThe brass can just one day decide they don't like you and freeze you out of the sportThis has happened to multiple fighters multiple times
>>153820750Then why do strikesissies constantly lose to grapplechads?
does anyone have that fucking disgusting picture of freezer from DBZ going smooch?
>>153819671>>Poatan won't heem JamawlNobody said this
Pre-Achilles Chadmahal BODIES AGPoatan
>>153820751no he is not
>>153820787But that redness on vallejos though. Thats from Chikadze's pattened Giga Kick!
>>153820787his instinct to kill is faster than anything else in his brain
>>153820796Kill yourself retard
BUH BUH HE ONLY MAKES BURGERS.Fuck outta here playa!
there's a crafty vet named vallejos
>>153820812That's just a BLT with avocado
>>153820859Yeah he calls it a BLAT. Pretty badass
>>153820812L = LettuceG = GuacamoleB = BaconT = Tomato
>>153820921Nigga thinks whole slices of avocado is guacamole
>his instinct to kill is faster than anything else in his brain
>>153820927Why did he pat him on the head?
Vallejos is Argentinean and therefore a black man.
>>153820921
Hello everoyne hope you have an blessed day
>>153821077Thank you. God bless you and your beautiful family
>>153820746Implying Arman is scarier than Islam is bannable in the brazzacord, brazza. Be careful with memes like that. Best to delete.
Losing to adriano Martins is less embarrassing than losing to zogrot
>>153821130you forgot to say "respectfully"
>>153821130This post is not very parliamentary
It's quite telling that Ilia has not signed on to fight Dan HOoker. Is he scared?
kevin vallejos looks a little too much like hitler
Ilia received irl daddy posting from Jake Paul over the phone and he shat the bed bigly
Schaub ruined combat sports when he invented that shit
>>153821149Xhe's a raped brown FAGGOT!!!
>>153821183You're just jealous you weren't a fag first.
>>153821213Is he scared of UFC Bantamweight Ricky Simón? He seemingly refuses to fight him
Kill. Your. Self.
>>153820746Lmao.
>>153821183Fuck Schaub.
Arman asks his daddy for money.Ilia asks his wife for money.LEVELS
>>153821281
>>153821045He brought a fucking plate of brisket to the fight
arman arman arman arman arman
asked out a girl today at the doctor's office and got brutally rejected. let's go arman
>>153821436KILL YOURSELF!
>>153821486turn on your minotaur
Kill. Your. Self.KILL YOURSELF!
>Meng is out, Barboza steps up!>Pullout is out, Mokaev is in!It all goes down TONIGHT at 7pm ET Yea, I'm thinkin we're watchin this crap
khalil rountree jr and i value our platonic bond
>>153821436Hey b it's about putting yourself out thereIf you don't try to connect with people you never will Rejection is part of the process
>>153821436Try being Islam Makachev
Kill yourself
Suicide is wrong.
>>153821631you mean i should've raped her then and there? not sure that works outside of bumsfuck mountains
>>153821684
holding hands with khalil in an s-grip, cage side at ufc 326.
Till yourself
But look at me, look at my face look at your face. This, beautiful, black, skin, caramel.
strickland is a bigger and stronger usmeng/burns. he might actually chimaev
The lady at the doctor's office turned me down so I forced her to stance switch by kick out her lead leg and timed a double leg off the stance switch and camped in half guard for the rest of the round
done literally fuck all today
>>153821731Why don't you tell your mommy about it?
>>153821742my ouja board is at the repair shop
>>153821745Piggy need its mommy?
>>153821545meng reachin for that juice and water. and that juice is already soundin like a violins
>>153821713>he might actually chimaevPiggoy moment.
>>153821545what's the size discrepancy between arman and mokaev
>>153821809Is he wearing eye liner?
>>153821829BBC stains.
If you're reading this, kill yourself.
>>153821829you would know about such things
His posts really imprint on me
what happened to the finna cry finna scream pokemon poster
>>153821809>colby shitting on white house card>dana stanning on white house cardI hate when my heroes are in conflict.
>>153821818i think youd be surprised
>>153821875who did you side with over the casino debacle
>>153821882you would be correct i am quite surprised they are both 170cm not sure what to make of this
when you analyze strickland, hernandez, allen and rdr you will find four shit fighters
170cm and 51kg is shocking
>>153821916learn what weight cutting is you retarded non-white yellow chink mongoloid
if i ran a business with foreigners that malnourished i surely would end up in prison yet dana white is a free man
good thread
>>153821884I chose Dana over Colby since Colby was ultimately breaking bro code filming when Dana had an escort with him.
>>153821946>when you nut but she keeps schaubing
>>153821829oh my Fritz Lang he took the german expressionism pill
>>153821961he was confronting the pink fatass who so happened to be cheating at the time thougheverbeit colby did nothing wrong daner screwed daner
>>153821982ur opinion = wgaf!
Kill yourself clozapiggy
>>153821992>1992the year dana fled boston...
Trotsky
>>153821130literally me
>>153822025got what was coming to him the meddling poofter
Rdr has moved to 205 sadly
>>153819550
>>153821994Excellent post.
>>153821971Baste.
>>153822059who's the skirt
Zatdaddy will make Shota Shawna his sissy sex slaveThat raped faggot finna be FARTin on it!Strickgaped will SQUIRT and SQUEAL while being implanted with hot steamy Zatdaddy seedsHis papa porked prolapsed BUSSY Finna drip with POZZED LOADSThat Pigga’s great gape gotta be creamed wid caucus cummies!
>>153822085it's ramadan mate
>>153822083The concept of a combat sports event inside the White House is so plainly absurd that I won’t believe it until I see it.
>>153822110it's outside on the lawn
>>153822110It's inside the oval office
>>153822095Forget ya Somalidaddy semen suhoor?
>>153822075Joe Mama.
>>153822153cheeky blighter
a new erahttps://x.com/ChampRDS/status/2031786063094513884
Lynching Dana as though he were a nigger.
>>153822380Yuor better than this b
How come Colby isn't chasing more grappling matches? He's 38, completely washed and would get sparked by anyone in the top 15 at WW.
>>153822397no he isn't
>>153822251Yeah we need fucking Michael Chandler training FBI agents lmao
>>153822479unironically that is what he would excel at
This punishment stuff is going to stop. The alpha takes priority over the janny, the alpha takes priority over everyone.
agent michael chandler will save the white house from dagestanis
Would be so sick if you guys captured Osma and then just dropped Mike Chanler from an helicoptre and he beats Osma to death
why are canadians especially jacked taiwanese ones so cool
>>153822608We should just drop Michael Chandler, and his whole entire family, from a helicopter
Domolidor and Jean Silva should be training the FBI.
Who’s Osma?
>>153822655Joe Osma
>>153822672
>>153822646i'll have brie thank you very much
95 days until Gane fights.
Alright agents Today we'll be covering the snap down
>>153822655Bin Laydeb
>Gane vs Alex materializes >tfw boy on boy violins
>>153822725it will be glorious and we can all be happy tom asinine is nowhere around to ruin it
>>153822655Osma Jones, that blue nigga
>>153822765kek
>>153822655Ohio state medical association
>>153822765Great reference man, your references are out of control bro everyone knows that.
>listen 'ere you fackin' norvvern mankey, i sank a lo' on you an' 'ere's wha' you're goin 'o do faw me, you're goin 'o go on 'he ariel 'elwani experience an' 'ell 'im 'ha' dana is no' payin jon enough bees and honey. go' i' sunshine?>me name's tom aspinall and jon jones deserves to be paid more if you ask me
https://www.moddb.com/news/marching-forward1
>>153822838Who’s paying people to shill this chink everywhere?
they should remake only fools and horses with aspinall as rodney and eddie hearn as del boy
>>153822930he's been doing this for years b don't blame us for the low energy pools you preoccupy
>>153822960I never have any clue wtf you’re on about
Oh there's a double dutch bus coming down the street, it's moving pretty fast so kinda shuffle your feetGet on the bus, pay your fare, tell the driver that you're going on a double dutch affair
Dana really out here lying on the baddest man on the planets name is he fucking retarded Jon said it's on site
>>153823020we occupy very different mental planes. Respectfully
Jones may go down as the best of all time until someone breaks his 13 title defenses record
>>153822941They, who are they?
*dancehall lyrics*
>>153823198
I just wish there was a credible alternative to the UFC. Is that too much to ask for?
>>153823326Give Rizin a chance
>no Jones >No McGregor >No Diaz > Not even the fucking diamond You literally had one job daner
>>153823352Isn't that just Pride minus all the SOVL?
Current day Dana is equivalent to 2011 Vince McMahon
>>153823445Pride FC didn't have elbows whereas Rizin has the same rules as Pride+elbows.Reminder Jiri is a Rizin guy btw and he's the most soulful fighter currently in the UFC by extremely far.
>>153823445it's soulful as fuck + the rules are better
>>153823446Vince McMahon never drunkenly slapped his wife in public.
>>153823446Dana is in to cuck play and BLACKED porn?
>>153823476Vince has done worse to women. He surpasses Dana in that field.
>>153823476she slapped him at X7
>>153823468>>153823466duly noted
>>153823183The 40 year old who lives on 4chan mental plane is an incredible place I’m sure
>>153823531all banter aside you'd not last a day in my size 12s
>>153823555Why is that?
why do they look so differentaside from their looks, there is no way siblings can skullmog each other this much
At ease!
>>153823593atten-hut
>>153820112>Ronda/Gina press conferencewhy is this fight happening again? hasn't Gina been retired for like 10 years? or it's just an exhibition fight?
How much stock does Topuria lose if he loses, or even gets finished, by Gaethje?I haven't seen anyone give Gaethje much of a chance at all. What if it becomes another Serra vs St-Pierre?
>>153823573
What ever happened to Khizriev?
>>153823587They have the same face Ilia is just a bit bigger
>>153823630The only way Ilia loses this fight is an act of GodStylistically, this is the absolute worst matchup gaethje could face. There are almost 0 paths to victory for him other than landing a lucky punch in a messy clinch exchange
>>153823630he's goner if he loses even once i am Arabic
>>153823630War Machine will be there to pass the torch over to Garth from BMF to BMF
>>153823692rolling thunder ko by gay shit in round 3 cap this post niggers
I'M FINNA DO ET
Ilia by TKO/KO is -500
Diego lopes' manager gotta be the top dog in the game, every fumble comes with an opportunity
we wish you a heemy Christmas~we wish you a heemy Christmas~we wish you a heemy Christmas-and a happy new heem~
Inversely MVP must have the worst manager in the industry
>>153823911>>153824015Managers don't do shit. 90% of MMA managers are directly in bad with the UFC and just go "yeah what ever you say boss" to whatever the matchmakers say. We've seen their correspondence, we know how this business is played. Unless a guy has a manager from outside the UFC circlejerk bubble he's Sean Shelby's slave bitch
>>153823962what did you say to me you little bitch
You could easily last a day in my shoes mate, my life is easy peasy
Dan Quinn, stevia ripped, deserves to be on taht white House card man
Love is the only performance enhancing drug you need.
>>153824355shut the fuck up nigger
What the fuck did in you guys do to upset Argentina?
>>153824399Said he wasn’t white
imagine living in 'Trinidad and tobago'roflmao my sides
Steps to become a multimillionaire ufc fighter:>1. Be decent enough to be in the top 15 of any division except flyweight>2. Have any semblance of a personality, even a distinctive haircut will do.Yet 99% of ufc fighter fails and then cry about fighter pay on the ariel helwani show. I know fighters are all borderline retarded but surely their managers can't all be too?
You can pinpoint the exact moment he decided to quit
>>153824452bro we are south americans dont talk like we live in a decent continentour countries picked milei and kast respectively our bussies belong to daddyahu
MMA is the most faggy shit imaginable. You homos like watching two men lay on the ground and fondle each other?
>>153824519milei is based THOE
>>153824521It's not always that, sometimes it's two mid strikers shying from boxing each other (ngannou lewis)
The mixback will be legendary
>>153824521You won't get to us by using the same insults we've been hearing since 1998 buddy. Be more creative.
i'm so looking forward to arman tonitewhy did giorgio POLLAS pull out?
>>153824521ok rape u next week
>mitchell pulled out>pollas pulled out oh wow fucking dogshit.
charles killed the bmf belt
Clap if you're against..."it"
Clozapig's mom lookin' rough...
Gerogio made Arman look like a little bitch
>I can't see
>>153824504wasn't Patchy Mix legitimately good? what happened to dis nigga?
>>153825161No he was a one dimensional size bully who stopped fighting atomweights and strawweights
The connor benns, the gerogios, the patchy mix, these are the stars of today
Clitia and xer ducking are ruining the UFC
>Jon Jones >No Conor McGregor >No Nate Diaz >No balls is hot guy I'm voting Democrat from now on this is the last straw
Surely nick and nate diaz have some form of mental retardation or on the cusp of it at least? No way either of them have an IQ over 75
>no Jon Jones>No patchy mix>No gerorgios>No conor benn
>>153825264Nate is actually really smart and Nick was invited to MENSA before his fighting career.
>>153825264It's a pinky and the brain situation, Nate is pinky, Nick is the brain
The White House card just confirmed the UFC has ZERO stars. They only have stars amongst MMA fans, the UFC lived and died with Connor McGregor O’’Malley isn’t a star Poatan isn’t a star Asspinal isn’t a starTopuira isn’t a star Pimblett isn’t a star Islam isn’t a star Holloway isnt a star
rdr would've won a 5 rounder
>>153825483Who the fuck is Connor Mcgregor? You mean Conor Mcgregor, you fucking retard?
>>153825161gigaroiding cheat fighting Flyweights. when he had to fight actual BW and without his roids, he got folded so badly that he looked like he didn't even belong.
>>153825580wow! cute!
>>153825600The fact you actually took time to care or correct that clearly shows you are a horrible little ghoul freak show.I guarantee you absolutely stink right now
>>153825483Holloway became a star after 300
>>153825483Gane has the entirety of the francosphere eating out of his hand.
what's hilarious is how rampant roiding is outside of UFC. yes they are roiding in UFC as well but fighters literally deflate when they come there.
>>153825669she hit me in the head with a golf club tobes
>>153825636Wow? More like woe.
>>153825730I didn’t laugh, B. Respectfully.
anyone got that pic of wide eyed khabib after Umar said Salvatore Giuliano was a partisan who protected the people
Post the GIF of nganu throwing jabs funnily
Ban me again janny nigger. NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERK Y SYSKILL YOURSELF
Imagine Mcgregors career if he hadn’t fought Floyd >flyweight GOAT>One lose to a much larger Diaz but comes back to beat him >becomes the first Champ Champ >fights brittle knees Woodley and beats him and becomes Champ Champ Champ >rematches and beats Diaz to end the trilogy >ignore Khabib since khabib is a nobody >retire before the Dagestan rats ruin the sport by crotch sniffing >retire the GOAT as the people you beat like Holloway and Poirier go on to beat top class opponents solidifying your greatness
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp7OO9aNunE
Zatdaddy don't be a bitch. My boy Finland's right here
>>153825876harvey has to be the second biggest retard in england after tom aspinall>>153825759a bit harsh
>>153825863Nobody has seriously told the janny
>>153825876>brittle knees Woodley
>>153825978We don’t snitch here.
