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>>153985594coomer general
priscilla hon supporting muchova? in her player's box?
>>153985696They're good friends
Need Mboko to win S2.
CAM ON KAROLINA
Karolina :)Kino match point
>>153985607Damn, she looks short af
muchy :)fuck yeah bananaalmost too good to be true
I can't believe vicky actually lost
say something nice about eva's mum
>>153985607not even going to ask how hold she is here just in case this is from back in the nonce posting days.if anyone replies to this i will not read it, so i can remain unaware.
>>153985607>>153985617>>153985695iva, vendula and jana are cornerstones of /tennis/
*the :(
>>153986131I wish I wasn't burdened with the knowledge of why that is the case.
Karolina :)
>>153985797phwoar
>>153986004That's from this week
>>153986131
And yes you read it
>>153986253*emma, iva, vendula and jana are the cornerstones of tennis
>>153985992aged like a wine
>>153986267
my corner has like a dozen more players
a sad day for hohol moid tennisworld number 13 hikita 6ino3epueb has switched allegiance to Uzbekistan
>>153986474I looked at boys juniors ranking just to see who this is. Seems that ivanov guy in #1 is waaaaaaay better than everyone else.
>>153985797I wanna sniff her bum
>>153986303kek can see Vendy takes after mumdula from that shot
>>153986677
None too subtle dig at Daria's control freakery from the Guardian
>>153986700yeah that too...
what a huge audience for a 1000 qf
>>153986700lel>>153986677>mumdula i like this word
new jana story
i want drama out of this match
>>153986788*two stories
>>153986892good house episode that one
erika stinky
GO BELINDA CAM ON
i only left for a cuppla minutes how did it go from 3-0 to 3-2
because coco sucks and belinda is a good player
>>153986574gud stusek
>>153987149you were postulating?
>>153987226coco still sucks
>>153987232i know :-)
didn't mind coco until her olympics meltdown
is benbitch dying or just being dramatic
fink she cramping ? ? ? she'll still win the 2nd then flop in the 3rd. many such cases.
hey basically I'm just gonna not support her (Belinda Benchod) I Know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm not gonna support her is all HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153987546who does support her ? ??
>>153987556>>153987126>>153987149amazing but true
hope coco loses to an injured player tho
>>153987602would be funny if her feet and hands were bound and she was stretched out haha
i have it on mute but presumably physio called
>>153987582It depends who she's playing. The list of players is quite short.
it's over
>>153985797sniffa
belinda pls
got nuthin else to do after this. may hafta watch "mens tennis"
belinda :(
>>153987954Expert bail there. Skateboarder-esque. I bet she didn't scrape either knee.
anyone gonna watch daddy zverev with me i'm not venturing into the other thread
>>153987937watch zverev knowing he's just going to lose to binner anyway so what's the point really
MUCHOVA VS GAUFFRYBAKINA VS PEGULASABALENKA VS.... baptiste...
zverev on. anyone? anyone? i won't be paying much attention. hopefully some zverev antics happens.
61 million buckaroos for zvevvy and he's never even won a slam
nah, I thought about Zverlingz v THE Quentin thingy but I'm going to get an early (for me) night
>>153988169which bong are you? the mika bong? if so mika later. be there or be square. or whatever. nighty night.
tall lad ain't he
iva was in that ad for like a brief 15 frames
imagine paying for a streamy thingy and they show ads
wtatv might be shit but at least there's zero ads
oh man cerundolo is going to mentally subjugate zverev so hard
majestic federer
gorgeous nadal
bumbling djokovic
very handsome zverev is starting to lose his marbles
>none of them know what a cassette isare we old
>>153988168Slams are only one off payments tho. You could win one slam and never win a single other title. Not that ever happens tho ;)
>>153988434I could understand that they may never have used one like never using a video recorder or even a record deck. However you would think people would know what they are just by somebody mentioning it and talking about them. It is possible tho that some people really make no effort to be informed beyond what they need to know.
>>153988434To be fair that's very old and relatively short lived tech. I didn't know what an 8-track tape looked like until i eventually looked it up in my late 20s. I think i still have my walkman somewhere in my box of geriatric memories :(
>>153988504Sports people like Carlos have probably grown up in a tight bubble.
>>153988180I'm the Hannah bong, which is not to say that I'm not also a Mika bong but the actual Mika bong is more of a Mika bong.I'm also really going to bed now, g'night
love mika. such a gentle soul.
zverevs in a tiebreak yo
I would like mika less if she had a lower class accent like scouse or something
>>153988558thank the bongs she has a beautiful classy accent
>>153988512>relatively short lived techtapes were from the 70's to the 90's and vehicles still were fitted with radio cassettes and CD's in the early 2000's. It could be argued Cd's, DVD's which first appeared in the early 80's lasted as long even if technically they are still in use. There is so much media showing their use in films, TV series you have to wonder that zoomers simply have no interest at all in anything that featured them.
>>153988574my car (a 2001 mr2 spyder) has a casette player
watermelon was at miami and now she's at charleston. holidaying?
>>153988677maybe hitting partner for another player?
wish Eva would be my hitting partner
>>153988802ironic
women have it so easy when it comes to tracking down suitable practice partners. in top 30 and need somebody to prepare for powerful players like elena and sabalenka? easy, hire any guy in the top 1000. if you're a man and you need to prepare for top 10 men? well, there aren't any really aside from the actual guys in the top 10.
another tiebreakgo 3 i've got nuthin else to do
>>153988434I never owned a radio, but I know what one is
dumb zverev won in 2 forcing me to go find something else to do
>>153988894boooo i was going to watch a third set
dronefu is on the charleston list. i'm sure everyone is excited about that.
>>153985992she cute
mboko is just too black for me sorry
>>153989392imagine the contrast
>>153989345Mogs her daughter
>>153989449
>>153989492jokes on her free feet pics were posted the other day
>>153988947I'm excited about that! Come on dronefu!!!
>>153989890are you the mika bong or the hannah bong? neither? i know you're EW, i think. gotta make notes on all these bongs.
>>153989894Mika/EW bong :)I think Hannahbong doesn't like dronefu :(
>>153989913hello frenguess it'll just be me and you enjoying dronefu
everybody loves jana
we been knew
>>153989944yep
I have no opinion on jana
don't phink nz even watches tennis
last match i remember watching was alcaraz beating sinner in the RG final. great game of tennis
>>153989945based ethiopiabro
sending mika winning energy \o/
\o/
cameras a bit low innit
cam mika bury this fossil
>>153985594large eyebrows
set 1 mika
1. i miss lois2. i somehow screwed up my pasta and it has no flavour
3. mika...
2nd set goes to the fossil
Bratfu :) won after being down 1-5 in the 3rd set.
3-0 i am filling up with inconsolable sadness
yeah i don't fink mika can come back from this
At least Kathinka is a cute name.
ummmm Mika... ????
mika double faults it away 5-0
>>153990219agreed
mika :(
Mika :(
why does girl who got groped during mto have 18 million views
>>153990274Now she has 18 million + 1 views :)
>>153989913>I think Hannahbong doesn't like dronefu :(Hannahbong here, I'm ambivalent about dronefu as a tennis player but the non-tennis stuff is an irritating distraction to me.Hannah currently a set up against Finnish clayrat Hietaranta btw, but just got broken in the first game of the second
are we watching vendy?
>>153990486aye :c
>>153988947I am, she was cute at Transylvania open and deserves more fans
set 2 vendy (it took 7 set points)
>>153990141>1. i miss loisshe'll be at Rouen>2. i somehow screwed up my pasta and it has no flavourDid you forget the salt? Are you using some kind of sauce?
good result for are Hannah :) that, serving bagels on the dirt against a full-on clayrat
>>153990869well done Hannah :)
>>153990141do you think he can smell her stinky pits? he went in for a sniff at the end
couldn't serve it out... still a break up
Vendula :)
Elena Rybakina
>>153991147
weirdly, i don't think jana has photos with anyone other than lena and roger
Vendy :)Hannah :)>>153991147Soon!
>>153991288good morning!
Mika will be playing doubles later with Vendula at least, but the singles form is concerning#JeremyBatesOut
>>153991304Hello <3Super cute Jonesy
Vendy! Good revenge on the Podrez! :)Mika :(Stusek :( stusek is so cute when she's mad. huffy sigh, pause, rapid 180 spin walk away. Honk :(Eva B :)are Hannah :)
>>153990193oh nice i missed this.
today mummy will vanquish the ugly beast Pegula
let's go lena
Cam on Lena
huh
Still asleep
to be honest this has been a shit Miami open and I feel zero excitement about the finals except the vague possibility of Muchova winning it. A lot of weather disruptions and low quality matches
...elena?
>>153991687
vukov is going to absolutely destroy her bumhole tonight if she doesn't improve fast
buhgula with her racket tension autism again
Jess :)
On the board yay
I should have known those odds for Rybakina were a trap ;_;
Her net play still makes me laugh
hooooly what a miss
Terrible idea putting mics next to the coaching teams
Lena getting her shit together
elena somehow makes it 5-2 playing terribly
pegula:>she does the same fucking play every fucking time!
Mika/Vendula now getting underwayhttps://www.itftennis.com/en/match/?matchId=2758e2ae-2073-411a-9735-32108d590500
Pegula has the physique of a Denny's waitress, and yet, she's ranked #5 in the world. Pretty impressive t b h.
>>153991990excellent thank you>>153991992she's a good template for every player with an slightly below average physique (for tennis) and average strength
We got ourselves a third setLfgoooooo Lena
Keep it up!
Jess :(
ELENAAAAA
pavlova and weckerle are both pure sex this is a highly aesthetic matchup
>>153992051welcome to the club
the height difference and this wide angle camera makes vendy look like a scale miniature person next to mika
>>153992092PHWOAR
>>153992092girls literally just need to be skinny and white and young and they look 10/10.
mika is vendy's mum
That was a super important hold
Lena :)Honestly didn't think she could turn it around after the first set
lena :)
LENA!
Lena :)
Needs to be much better prepared for Sabalenka
they won btw :)
Vendy & Mika :)
elena :)vendy.mika :)
>>1539924241 hour of practicing overheads tomorrow
>it's another AIDS whore wins lol episode
>>153992574Beautiful Vendy
I change flags just to hide in threadBut I'm still, I'm still a DanimalNobody knows it but me when I slip, yeah I slip I'm still a Danimal
>>153992574
dicks out for vendula
>>153992420I never tire of vendy height difference with her usually much taller partners
>>153993233it's kinda weird cuz vendy has a build that makes her look tall if there's a lack of scale to reference her against
corr giant mika
https://youtu.be/eily5v_bfT0iva
>>153993344>it's realWhat the fuck they're fucking massive??? Like I always knew she had a pair but jesus they're getting on for Amanda and Dodin sized
can binner beat big foe before shitaly gets knocked out again tomorrow?
>>153993525fuck me this isn't /atp/I'm not gay I swear
my IgaGOAT fired her coach, Fissette, so that we can resume winning Igabros :)
>>153993581don't think he was the problem cuz
>>153993288Yes, miniature scale person
you know what's annoying? i was trying to calculate vendula's points for the next two months and there's, like, no collected info about it at all the only way is to manually look through her activity and write down the points by hand..anyway, she doesn't need to defend anything until july (got injured in solarino last march)just needs 50 more points and we'll see her at wimby (maybe even in paris)
>>153993394Iva is an Agassi fan. That's good. Iva could learn a lot from his approach to the game in terms of being tricky.
..actually, it's just a few short scripts and you can make a proper website out of itlike live ranking where you can click on a player and get a list of every tournament she played with points to defend and etc.+ add jana's pics to the main page and i would probably become a billionaire in like a year
>>153993792hopefully she skips over his meth phase
>>153993814
>>153993801just skip the whole thing and make it all jana pics
sabs vs beastiste
height mogged by some random boy
nvm, tennistonic already has it :/(it's not very easy to navigate tho)>>153993835jana's fan site it is then
did an AI analysis of /tennis/ and it said we were obsessed with Jana Fett
the real problem is iga dating her psychologist daria who seems to have her fist firmly up iga's ass
>>153993814no that's very important to the agassi energy
>>153993792I was thinking that. One thing Iva needs to improve is her play against power hitters and in particular her returns. Agassi was probably the best returner I have ever seen against servebots.
>>153993999In fact probably the best returner period.
>>153985992Would root/10
not long to go claybros
>>153994023I love Alena
i don't see the sabalenka winning miami
>>153991600Lena :) (boobs)
>>153994267tits? i'm already blind how am i supposed to read that
>>153994318yes it says titsshe posted an image of the t-shirt a couple of months ago or so
fondling noskova as requested by her
Baptiste resisted better than I expected.
there is a joke about baptiste's recent purple patch and grape drink i shan't be making
i hope navarro has gotten fatter when we see her at daddy's tournament soon
>>153993344unbelievably fucking built
>>153994267>>153994318Lovely tiddies
>>153993344Zaaamn
they uploaded it separately so you don't have to wade through all the crap that no one wants to watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rha_A3xWhY
>>153995850too late i already did
>sabakina 11:30ampropa good diss
>>153995001i'm reading navarro is out. jinxed it didn't i.
it's almost april why is it so bleeding hot
>>153996862it snowed about 15cm here today and is currently -10. you are stealing my spring heat give it back i need it to melt the snow.
>>153995901Post more of this aryan goddess.
wim fissette is now available. whomst you think hires him? i think he'd work well for mirra but I don't think that's in the cards (yet)
dumping some images
RUMOURS are SWIRLING that RAFAEL NADAL will be joing IGA SWIATEK'S team during CLAY SEASON.(i think it's fake news)
>>153997427nonsense
>>153997327is ksenia still coachless? can she afford him? one would simply coach her for free just to be around her
https://emmaraducanuvscoach.lol/raducanu hasn't had a go with him so
You think Elena beats the Aryna today or no?
>https://www.itftennis.com/en/match/?matchId=99bd966e-eeb6-4cd3-a94c-bc6f9127e4f0vendula's qf
>>15399838450-50, either she does or she doesn't.
>>15399838440/60, aryna is more convincing right now and more importantly less tired
>>153993890i'm not using ai that much, but was honestly expecting it to be smarter than this
>>153998667Show us the prompt
>>153998667>like 30% of this is mesteady on ai i'm feeling attacked
first set vendula!>>153998704>>>153985594>analyse this threadjust that
in bobbling news i didn't have a nap today
Lena
Prediction: Elena Rybakina never loses again
>>153998707I thought it was Shittington until you said this.
>40-15, serving for the match>double faults twice>loses the game
Vendy :)>>153998985Breaking the opponents serve again to win the match is way cooler
Vendula :)>just needs 50 more points*40 more points
>who is the best poster?
>>153999284Is it just based off this thread? That's way too small a sample size.
>>153999284Based AI
>>153999297previous thread
>>153999302indeed
>>153999326lel
>>153999326kek kittington dragged
>>153999326
corr sex
>>153999399A beautiful sight to see! Finally she's back to playing
>>153999399i'll drop another theory - sports citizenship switch to czechia
my IgaGOAT is getting Rafa Nadal as a coach so that the winning slammies can resume :)
>>153999431KEK
>>153999431
>>153997350name?
>>153999970deng peien
guys, guys, mika and vendula are on courthttps://www.itftennis.com/en/match/?matchId=64912847-a38e-4ed4-aa42-205b4aca04c8
>>154000157they both radiate so much light, it's hard to see anything
first set get
>>154000215put things into perspectiveI wonder if, at some point, we are going to see a smoll girl so talented that she will be able to win slams, like JustineMy money is on "no", the skill gap would have to be insane
>>154000598
vendy/mika :)/:)
Vendy/Mika :)
>>154000598Henin was playing against tall power hitters as well. It'll happen again some day.
>>154000640gud height difference webm. i don't have this one in the vendy folder.
>>154000676
here's henin on the early end of her best years playing against serena at RG in 2003. this is what the smol scurry vs muscle beast matchup looked like. henin's career h2h against serena was 6-8 (4 of henin's wins were on clay). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOjyNSiA3ek>>154000782:p
>>154000666by all means show me the tiny girl that can defeat a Serena-like beast, I want to believe you, I just don't think it's possible
>>154000942there isn't one now. i'm saying it's certain to happen again at some point. the women's game is not solely dominated by the giants and has never been exclusively that, just frequently.
>>154000958unironically looking forward to seeing that girlIva is not that girl though, I will tell you that
how we go from smol girl never gonna win slam to talking bout iva who isn't even in the smol category. when i say smol i mean 5'5" and under, which in contemporary player pool is the likes of puts and paolini and bejlek and vendy.
>>154001196sure thing broIva is a hidden giantshe keeps getting destroyed by big girls because she is shy
bratfu lost to a 28 year old woman ranked 409 :/>>154001378do not ascribe predictions to me that i did not make
>>154001378and just to be clearwhen I say "tiny", it's a matter of perspective
eva b :(
>>153989345>>153989449She clearly doesn't. Eva's body is way better.
won 3/4 + tour finals ._.
>>154000999>is jus ahat u guis...XD
Cam on Karolina
>Objectification: There is pervasive objectification. Users post images to comment on a player's body ("phwoar would love a go on her arse," "best body on tour"), outfit ("worst outfits on tour imo"), and perceived promiscuity.>Player Personalities: The thread constructs detailed, often fictional, personas for players. For example, Elena Rybakina is characterized as a quiet, introverted "Sheldon Cooper" type, while Emma Raducanu is debated as a "tomboy" versus a "shy recluse." Iva Jovic is discussed in terms of her changing, "slutty" image as she gets older.>Schizoposting: Some posts veer into bizarre, fictional narratives. One user creates an erotic fan-fiction involving Aryna Sabalenka, her boyfriend, and Paula Badosa, which is met with a mix of amusement and disgust ("kek," "seek help dude").>"Kittingtons": A user with a distinct style of typing and vocabulary (e.g., "corr," "propa," "phwoar") is a notable regular who refers to themselves as "kittington." They talk about being banned frequently.>Players: Key players discussed include Elena Rybakina (often "Lena"), Leylah Fernandez, Emma Raducanu ("Emma," "ems"), Iga Świątek, Katie Boulter, and Eva Lys. There is also significant discussion of junior and lower-tier players like Jana, Alina Korneeva, and Mariella.
>>154002544Phowr
>Overall, the posters lead fairly ordinary, often solitary lives outside the thread—wage work, school, occasional social setbacks—but their primary social and emotional engagement appears to happen inside the /tennis/ board. The thread functions as a third place where they can merge a niche sports interest with the anonymity, in‑jokes, and ritualized objectification that 4chan culture provides. For many, it likely represents a central part of their leisure identity, filling time that might otherwise go to other forms of social interaction.
if muchy winsI would pray to Czechia like you never saw beforePavel NedvědMilan KunderaDavid NavaraVáclav Havelcountless porn starsCam On muchy!
>>154002633
ceremonial loss of serves complete
>>154002721this is a curseMuchy is always going to lose to cacaand I do not know why
Maybe try hitting inside the lines
>>154003044No fire power to hit through her defense
so tired of Gauff.sad thing is she'll be here for another 20 years.
>>154003274>racism outside of /b/
>>154003369typical of criticism of Israel = antisemitism to say criticism of Gauff = racism.
Worse than her recent loss against Igor
>>154003409black lives matter
this is some voodoo shit Caca has got over Muchy. Even the bookies are fooled, they were both at 1.83 for this match last I looked despite the 5-0 h2h for Caca.
>>154003815um ackshully, they don't, but they should
proud racist and antisemite and iva enjoyer
muchova bros....
jelqing jana
Muchy doesn't deserve this, you can talk about Coco's defence all you like but this is just fucking dog eggs.
>>154003921fuck youlet met die as a muchy brotherwilling to fightfor whatever the cause is supposed to be
>>154004453...from Muchy, I mean. Absolute rubbish.
