doyers
Why do people call the Dodgers doyers?
Tigods
>>153988755an EARLY thread anon? what drives a man to bake before the bump limit??? opening day will not come sooner!
>>153988807the jankees and the doyers
My Os are going to booty blast this league
>Opening Day is the day on which professional baseball leagues begin their regular season. For Major League Baseball (MLB) and most of the American minor leagues, this day typically falls during the first week of April, although in recent years it has occasionally fallen in the last week of March. Since 2023, Opening Day falls on the last Thursday of March. In Nippon Professional Baseball (NPB), this day typically falls during the last week of March.
>>153988825alysa is a cardinals girl
Yankees.
>>153988825many are saying this
>>153988755Checked!!!
How have the Cardinals not relocated yet? St. Louis is a dying black city.
>>153988825id give her an O iykwim haha
Are you Fruitspie?>>153988830
AL East1. Yankees (1)2. Blue Jays (4)3. Orioles (5)4. Red Sox (7)5. Rays (14)AL Central1. Guardians (3)2. Tigers (8)3. White Sox (12)4. Royals (13)5. Twins (15)AL West1. Rangers (2)2. Mariners (6)3. Angels (9)4. Astros (10)5. Athletics (11)NL East1. Braves (2)2. Mets (5)3. Phillies (11)4. Nationals (12)5. Marlins (15)NL Central1. Brewers (3)2. Cubs (7)3. Pirates (8)4. Cardinals (9)5. Reds (13)NL West1. Dodgers (1)2. Giants (4)3. Padres (6)4. Diamondbacks (10)5. Rockies (14)AL Wild CardBlue Jays over Orioles (2)Guardians over Mariners (3)NL Wild CardMets over Giants (2)Padres over Brewers (3)AL Divisional SeriesYankees over Blue Jays (4)Rangers over Guardians (5)NL Divisional SeriesMets over Dodgers (4)Padres over Braves (4)AL Championship SeriesYankees over Rangers (6)NL Championship SeriesPadres over Mets (5)World SeriesYankees over Padres (5)
>>153988866hmmmm I see..
first post from my new desktop. new system and didn't export the data from my last computer. first search was for 4chan, and it was a mother fucker to find. also having to verify an email account with 4chan and solve 500 thousand captchas. please fucking post.
>>153988807Apparently what immigrants fresh off the border with an accent pronounced the team name. I never seen anyone use it unintentionally. It just caught on and even non Latinx dodger fans use it
Who will win the Owl this year?
>>153988880Ryback
>>153988825Many are saying this applies only to the division.
>>153988875>having to verify an email account???
>>153988880Me, I will.
>>153988875just ask copilot to do all that shit bruh its 2026
>>153988875why the fuck would you verify an email here
>>153988882Are you Foodspie?
It's late, let's get some predictions going? I'll startNLE: PhilsNLC: RedsNLW: DodgersWC1:BrewersWC2: MetsWC3: DadsALE: YankeesALC: TigersALW: AstrosWC1: JaysWC2: Red SoxWC3: Mariners
>>153988882good lord what a shame
I need to rape
>>153988880ShooHoo Owltani
>>153988882Fast food is bad for you
Foodspie aka "Foodpie"
>>153988901Badspie is back!!
>>153988884>>153988887beats me, but it worked. originally it was telling me my ISP was temporarily banned for an unspecified reason and verifying an email account with 4chan was the way to rectify the situation.>>153988886working on setting this pig up now.
to top their leagues:>Jays>Guards>Rangers>Mets>Cubs>Dodgers
>>153988895Quick! Fuck this guy's ass!
> your team> record after 30 games> record after 70 games> record after 120 games
>>153988866What this Anon said.
>>153988891NLE: PhilliesNLC: CubsNLW: DodgersWC1: PadresWC2: BrewersWC3: DiamondbacksALE: Red SoxALC: IndiansALW: AstrosWC1: YankeesWC2: TigersWC3: Blue Jays
>>153988907I was joking broski, search up winutil and use it to uninstall all the bloatware and shit you wouldnt believe Microsoft does in the background of your pc>Microsoft uses your pc and internet as a P2P seeder for updates meaning your internet is being used to send updates to other MS users
>>153988891power rankings herehttps://strawpoll.com/e2naX670AyB
27. Count em
>>153988891Dunno why, but I really do think Geno's bat takes the Reds to the next level. They have all kinds of pitching already, but they need that RH banger and they brought Geno home.
27
Count em
>>153988922thanks. will do. it's part of the reason I didn't export my old data in the first place.
>>153988901>Fast food is bad for youAre you Foodspie?
>>153988891>>153988929Everyone seems to be way higher on my Reds than I am. I don't think we'll be .500. I don't think our pitching does as well this year, and I still don't like the lineup even with Geno back
>>153988910Jays might not even make playoffs this season
>>153988924am no a fookin booble soort, aye?
where is eggspie
26 + 1
>>153988944Fast food and red meat are bad for you
>>153988949so is marrying emotionality to a sports team and liquor. so what
>>153988953It’s bad for you
my cardinals might be worse than the rockies
>>153988924submitted mine, interested in what the final results will be
>>153988949That’s why you gotta smash your burgers, it releases the toxins.
>>153988972care to recommend a good ipa pairing for this?
The NPB and the Korean Baseball League are set to start pretty soon as well. Do you also watch and discuss those leagues too? How do you watch them outside Korea or Japan?
>>153988946>where is eggspieTell me where is eggspie for I much desire to speak with him?
>>153988949>>153988953I enjoy all of these.
>>153988966Is Alysa your opening day starter?>>153988842
>>153988972Greasy food is bad for you
>>153988984Bad for you
overlifting is bad for you
>>153988982theres this one brazilian guy who randomly updates the thread with whats going on in npb and japan high school baseball called koshinen or some shit
Staying up late is bad for you. You anons need to get some rest. We have a big day tomorrow
>he isnt on a biblical diet
>>153988979Yea it’s called big gay faggot unicorn piss by twinkletoes brewery in north fond du lac Wisconsin
>>153988995based huebro ABG
>>153988993But doctor...
>>153989012...go on...
>>153989015Bad for you
>>153989015>mfw the old biker bar that covid killed used to serve a pizza burger with deli mozz and big salamii'm humiliated thinking what i would pay to taste one of those little bastards again
>>153989026even me?
>>153989031Yes
takeaway food is way healthier than it was 20 years ago
>>153989015one of these per day is fine, healthy even, as long as you follow it up with 2 heaping scoops of ivermectin
>>153989015More like Butt Doctor
>>153989033i guess i'll eat apples to keep you away then
Padgersrockin in the houuuuuse tooooonight
>>153989035Is that your takeaway?
>>153989037Thanks Doctor Chud. Is it ok if I pound a few cold ones every night too?
https://x.com/mlbtraderumors/status/2036657497390391376
>>153989057one six pack per night is fine, just have a hard limit of one.
>>153989062Just between you and me, I'm going to go over the limit on opening day, and the playoffs if my team makes it. I'll keep it between the lines the rest of the season
>>153989062just between you and me, i'm going to go over the limit most days during the regular season, and the playoffs and the offseason
>>153988944this one looks like a tasty little burg
>>153989062Doctor, I think I'm in love with a feminine male ass.
>>153988919Seasons over before it even began.
My GOATani struck out 11 hitters in spring training after Japan got eliminated :)
>>153989093Butt Doctor I am Reckerliacci
>>153989093>>153989107Homosexuality is bad for you
>>153989104Wow, I think that he could win the MVP, Cy Young, or Triple Crown fairly easily.
>>153989112source?
>>153989115It’s bad for you It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
>>153989124source?
>>153989037>>153989062I appreciate how health conscious /mlb/ is.
>>153989130>>153989133Bad for you
>>153989124Actually they just revised that in the King Gaymes version
>>153989142if i do enough things that are bad for me, do they cancel out?
>>153989142stop saying this
>>153989156>mixing seafood and cheeseand are the shrimp served in the burger with the tails still on? wtf?
>>153989156Great for you
When is that Lionsgate movie about Ippie coming out?
whats in the case?
Stay away from downed power lines
>>153989177*digs without calling anyone*
>>153989179Call be for you dig you piece of shit
>>153989179no… NO!!!
>>153989179people clown on club style sandwiches and burgers but for a messier sandwich with lots of toppings it adds a lot of really good structural support to the meal
>>153989179You gotsta call before, ya dig?!?
>>153989179Sick Sonofa BIOTCH!!!!
>>153989179Hogtie this flounder
>>153989179You should dial 811 anon
We're back baby
Lmao I totally forgot Jose Iglesias was on our lineup last year. That's how fucking ass our hitting depth was last year LOL
>>153989230Iglesias was good for what he was, excited for Song but we still don't know if he can even play an average SS
>>153989230Padres offense was anemic last year and there is basically no reason to think it has gotten better.
>>153989230Oh cmon babe. He might surprise you!
>>153989234C/LF/bench are all massive upgrades compared to start of 2025. Personally I think ditching Victor Rodriguez is gonna be huge for the team's offensive identity but we'll have to wait and see
>>153989234Well it's definitely not Yuli Gurriel and Unc Heyward with a retard manager who insist on lefties lefties match up. We even got verdugo and Castellanos. I can't believe Shildt refused to play O'Hearn and Campusano. Fuck that boomer fuck. Yeah sure, let's start genetric Yu darvish to save our playoff hope and have King as a bullpen save.
30 for 30 is showing the 1989 WS
>>153989257>>153989259The problem is the second half was bad for the Dads and it feels like the lineup construction has relied a lot on "lol we have mason miller"
>>153989062Beer makes me feel like shit. Ultra bloated and almost sick to my stomach
>>153989293>second halfDidn't they start 15-4? They ended the season on a 75-77 run. Mid as hell
>less than 45 hours until /our/ Mariners take the field Trying to be optimistic but /we/ are only winning 84 aren’t we Msbros
>>153989275Be glad your team has that memory
>>153989303kinda looks like an aged Jomboy
>>153989299you'll either win the pennant or you wonthopefully it wont be quite as close if you fall short again this time around
>>153989297I don't remember the particulars. They were very much in a position to take the lead, and were leading, the division several times throughout the season. You saw their problems in the post season. >>153989299>>153989309Winning the Al pennant this year, winning 95 games this year.
>>153989321they were very much in a position to take the lead because the doyers were in complete freefall at the time and despite so only held the division for about a week all season total
