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'stros
cubsisters, are we finally back?
berds
ATTAMAYA GET OUT THE TAPE MEASURER THAT BALL IS LOOOOONG GONE!
my jaysies love swining at nothing
AMAYABLAST!
attaboy buschie
>flabby challenging failure
nice review vladdy!
Patiently waiting for Baseball Doesn't Exist's "Opening Day 2026 was cuhrazzzzzzy" video.
good AB vladdy thats how you do it
>>154033627there has never been a crazier season than this!
>>154033593how are berds allowed to be good when they sold everyone???
I had a feeling Bregman was going to start out slow and then get red hot once the weather turns. Mayhaps ill be wrong.
>>>/tv/219025688Mets pre-game thread
>>154033622made the SP throw 1 extra pitch, all in the plan
is this nu...tho?
>>154033627opening day 2026 broke me...
>>154033643lol
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA VLADDY YOU SHITHEAD
>>154033636I think we started last year by sweeping the twins and it fell apart eventually
>>154033576Yamamoto was one of the Japanese admirals that masterminded Pearl Harbor. (Look it up)
wtf vladdy
vladtard-kun...
john schneider only picked davis scheider because theyre related
kek blowgays
Okomoto can't win with these cats.
game 2 doesnt even count tho?
why do canadians love getting second place
hit this faggot in the head with a fastball. You wanna walk? Walk to the hospital you piece of shit!
>>154033681when you lose, you actually win
Opening day 2026 was crazy work
>>154033681
based umps fucking the cubs
Is McGreevy a good prospect for the Cards or is it just a random rebuild innings eater having a good start.
babe with the outfield robbery
Cease is gunna love this defence
>Athletics>aren't athletic
>>154033705How's mcneil doing?
ngl cease has been saved by fielding so far
Literally shouldn’t have even been on base. What a joke
>there are anons posting in this thread who never saw their team win a pennant before interleauge play
Anyone at the Phillies game? Little cold but I'm half in the bag already from pregaming.If anyone remembers me I'm the guy that met the coworker during a work Phillies game no one else showed up for besides us. We are now married with kids.
>>154033705>Anonymous poster>isn't anonymouse>I know where he lives>I'm going to come to his house and cum inside of him
Is there 2 Max Muncys now?
the nationals are unwatchably bad tier just like the wizards now.
>>154033730what will she do now?OF perchance?
>>154033740the dodgers munchy counts as two already tbqh
>>154033736>himI'm a girl tho
>>154033746;D
This Latina fan brawl posted yet?Opening day at Dodger Stadium:Two tickets in section 309: $818Two hours in traffic: A part of your soulGeneral parking: $45Shohei Ohtani souvenir cup: $75Two micheladas: $54Two Dodger Dogs: $16Peanuts: $7Remembering why you don’t go to Dodger Stadium anymore: Pricelesshttps://x.com/TheKevinDalton/status/2037905691084767428
>>154033754Even better >:)
>>154033754ew nvm then >:(
>>154033756wow look at all those curves
>>154033757yeah this why i stay at homewho here /neet/
>post something retarded>someone responds with something even more retarded and gets way more (you)s why even live
>>154033757That $75 cup is worth it if you spend $10K a year at dodger stadium because then you get free soda and diabetes
>>154033757hahaaaaaa
>sox fans gripe and rip chris getz apart for DFAing Korey Lee and signing McGuire instead>Lee clears waivers and is now on the AAA teamso what was the point of that?
>>154033699one of many late-first round college pitching prospects from the Mo days with a low ceiling
Our Reds WILL score a run today
attaboy nico and PCA! not bad for two scrubs that only play defense
NICO!!!!!!
why is the wrigley field ivy not green
>>154033723I mentioned that this was a large overpay based on my general knowledge of Cease and watching a fair amount of Padres baseball the past couple years. He's fine, but datsalottachedda.
>NICO!!!!!!
>>154033735Got any daughters?
>>154033842Plants do this weird thing when it's cold outside...
>>154033757>DUN>DUNUNUN>DUNUNUN>WEE WEDILLEY WEE WEDILLY>DUN>DUNUNUN>DUNUNUN>DU-NUN DU-NUN DU-NUN DU-NUN
>>154033875Have a son and daughter with another son on the way.Life is good guys
Rumor has it, the Padres are totally gonna turn it around today
>>154033888Why do flyovers have winters that last into spring?
>>154033904Your daughter already has another son on the way? Wtf dude.
>>154033919It's cold on the east coast too
no hitter watch in stl
>>154033920That's silly. My wife is pregnant with our second son
>>154033928>the entire country is fly over nowwelcome to trumps America
>>154033930Ummm sweaty
Who cares about defense!!!1
>>154033928ipso facto flyover
>>154033932How did your daughter get your wife pregnant?
>>154033932sure gramps, whatever you say
kek
Seattle is an irrelevant flyover dump that reeks like fish. Completely irrelevant culturally and historically
>>154033928its cold in australia too!
>>154033953I hope one day I'm a grandpa
I ate my burger and I'm done seething. I'm still coping though
>>154033954mf can see his own neck if he looks down
sit the FUCK down!!!
>>154033961Have you tried throwing a dingo on the fire?
>>154033954His Adam's apple is almost as big as his chin
>>154033756Holy shit I want to fill her mouth, ass, and puss with a hot load
attashawzy
>>154033961I take it you’re not of Italian or Greek descent?
>>154033954Timmybros… does he at least have a white wife and 17 Christian children :(
>>154034017nah British, proper convict bloodline
we are 1/5th of the way to nu tho.
>>154033576Our Jay Birds
>>154033829Use the full name please.
beam me up kirk!
Oh give me a break
>>154034098H-hot..
Jays, sigh
hey batter batter
Why do athletes pat each other on the ass?
they should peg that left fielder with a fastball to the head. you just don’t do that man, it’s an unwritten rule man you just don’t do that!
>>154034142Reminds you what it’s all for
>>154034064You are white indeed then, antipodean.
I can't decide if I should root for the Dodgers, Cubs, Reds, or Angels.
Legitimate question for /mlb/ general: If you had a time machine, what baseball moment would you want to travel to? Would you want to see Babe Ruth call his shot? Watch Ty Cobb and Honus Wagner square off in the 1909 World Series? Be a part of the crowd for Disco Demolition or Ten Cent Beer Night?Personally, I'd want to visit the Yankee Clubhouse during the 2000 World Series. I can just imagine Mariano Rivera walking up to me. He takes my face in his powerful hands and shoves his tongue down my throat. As my knees turn to jello, Derek Jeter approaches from behind and undoes my belt. My pants hit the floor as Mariano lowers my head towards his twitching member. As I bend at the waist to take him in my mouth Derek enters me from behind, slowly pumping deeper and deeper inside of me. Before I know it I'm being spitroasted by two future Hall of Famers, and the fun is just beginning!Jorge Posada and Bernie Williams both enter the room, and as luck would have it they have two rock-hard cocks and I have two empty hands! I stroke both of them as I get pounded from the front and back, Derek starts to jack me off although I'm already nearing a prostate orgasm. Time passes far too fast and suddenly everyone reaches simultaneous release; my face is coated with cum, hot jizz races down my throat, and my ass feels that familiar wet warmth inside. As I collapse from pure orgasmic bliss, I'm transported back home, left with nothing but memories.
HAPP SLAPP!!! Yay!!!
>>154034159Reds
>>154033961I've been on the gold coast a few times in the winter, it ain't cold.
PEEIN CRAP IS BATTING THIRD WTF??!!!11
>>154034165There is one all-time greatest moment in the history of sports, and it happened in the 1932 World Series.The story goes that in the bottom of the ninth inning with two outs, a full count and the tying run on base, Babe Ruth raised his arm and pointed to the center field bleachers.No one believed it, because nobody had ever done it before. But The Babe was calling his shot. On the next pitch, the Great Bambino hit a towering home run. And even although he'd been a hero before that, that's pretty much how he became a legend.Thirty years later, a kid named Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez became a neighborhood legend. It was in the greatest summer of my life... when he taught me to play baseball, and he became my best friend.And he got me out of the biggest pickle I'd ever be in.
>>154034171Why
>>154034159Resd
>>154034184apologize!!!
>>154034165
>>154034198White man's team
no…
>>154034179its 62F here right nowive got trackpants and a long sleeve on in beddont want to get out of bed into the cold
>>154034159Redgelsubs
Cease is elite
time for rangers basedball :)
>Mets>GKRDont care if it's cold out
LGM
>>154034168>Yay!!!I'm so happy.
Jeez Gary get that thing checked out
>>154034227for me it's the cubgeleweroyastronerkeedgeriantigerpolitanatsox
Red Fish
optimistic
Base running and defense don mattar!’n11
>>154034233>Dont care if it's cold outBecause there's baseball?
>>154034248Hell we respect ya
Because there’s baseball.
>>154034198Great history, no bandwagon fans
challenge it for peeps sake
>>154034243It's benign and he doesn't want to get it removed in case it affects his ability to speak.
>Cruz benched
Nats dood, wat nou?
>Brady Singer>he doesn't sing
>city connects on the second game of the year idk about that
six seven
I feel that alvarez will homer again.
>>154034328based…BASED!!!
Polanco kind of a sussy baka at first huh
This game has to finish soon otherwise someone is going to come to my house and beat the fuck out of me
>>154034322Somewhere, in a smoky green room at a theater in a rundown part of town, is doe eyed young thing with the voice of an angel named Brady Ballplayer.
sorry I'm late>nolaffs
cease dealing
>>154034352kek
Atta game cadester!
>>154034339someone should have mentioned that
>HoJo doing ads for Carshield scam
>The rangers are already up on the phillies
>>154033919Why are coastie states always on fire?Experiencing Earthquakes?Mudslides?Hurricanes?Volcanoes?Ecosystem Collapse?>Brrr why is it always so cold in Flyoverlandia.
GKR calling my mets basedball :)we are so back
nice challenge A's
I'm starting to think my BASED NATS may not be World Series contenders this year...
>>154034385Dust bowl fucks ya
>POODRES
>>154034402Tornados too
>At least I don't live in a Cold Flyover State.
>>154034380at least Nola got his traditional homerun out of his system
>>154034352>>154034363lel
For me, it's Big Sugar
>>154034402>>154034415>*cough* *cough* At least I don't have to deal with dustbowls or tornadoes *hack* *wheeze* Someone got a campfire?
4chan is taking forever to load on my phone but loads fine on my desktop. any ideas what the problem might be? I already cleared cookies on phoneLGM!
kek keith
Mest
>Boston RISP Sox
>>154034385>>154034416>>154034453Couldn't be my backyard
>>154034451It's delicious, though.
>>154034475They do burn a lot of coal in the midwest huh?
>>154034456Stop covering your phone in cookies
>>154034475eastcoast doesnt look too bad?
holy moly what a play
>>154034524It's not. Please come over here and have sex with our women.
>>154034524Never flooded where I grew up. Must be the diesel fumes kek.
How is Alek Manoah doing?
>>154034530who is moly
>Bichette throws
business idea: mlbtv splitview intertwines the game commentaries so that you get updates from all games youre watching without it being 4 streams talking over each other
>>154034488Trucks aren't fueled by coal, coastie
>>154034544Still mindfucked
espn isnt letting me activate mlb tvi have to use their app fucking bullshit
oh great a nola melty
>>154034559Trucks?
>>154034563>Still mindfuckedBy whom?
For the first time this season, the Reds are on the board!
LETS GO PETEY
Diapers?
>>154034582Still dry m’lord
BO "GOLD GLOVE" BICHETTE
Bo Bitch
Who was saying Cease was looking like shit today?
>political ads already
HAHAHAHAHA Sonny Gray
>>154034611it was YOU ya big falseflagger
kek boston meltie
>Sonny Gay
Uh oh Red Sox bros.
Oh damn that guy was right Cease looks like shit today
>>154034576
Ok, ok, now that all of the 3 opening days are over…the real first day begins. Today every team across MLB is in action! Lets goooooo!
TWO HUNDRED TEN MILLION DOLLARS AMERICAN
>>154034644kek
Baty bloop
Yeah I'm thinking its a cursed season.
STOP BULLYING MANOAH
Batychads...
Safe.
>Gary is rocking a durag
Bust Baty is legit
Jays Japan
love Brett Baty. gonna be a truw super utility player
>>154034649Yayyyy!!!
>>154034665Vaughn peaked and wasn't going to be good anyway.
okomoto can't into swimming
Berds...this is Stanek. Get used to it.Sincerely, Metsfags
>>154034652stop ruining our sports, schlomo
>>154034665Nippon-Hamate Fighters
i think he was out
>>154034695I'm not a big fan
out of this bussy
>>154034695>walk>walk>101 straight as an arrow and out of the ballpark
>12 strikeouts>leaves the game tied with 2 runners on base and only 1 outCease anon I'm sorry
i think it's hilarious when a "manager" manages by taking out a pitcher when the defense doesnt make a play or someone hits a bloop single then the team gives up like 7 runs after. retarded mentality
>>154034723
>>154034729he deserves better
Bumdor
>>154034683>Yayyyy!!!I'm so happy.
>>154034243>Longtime Mets broadcaster Gary Cohen faced backlash in September 2025 for criticizing a player leaving their team for amemorial service attended by Charlie Kirk.
lol rangers wtf are you doing
I'm Dylan Cease, and let me tell you, I'm seething right now
ayo that philligga player wearing a balaclava
>>154034753>backlash
Peterson please...
>>154034695>>154034710>>154034723If it makes you feel better, he was not bad on the M's and Rhylan Thomas is turning into an interesting outfield prospect.
>>154034753>memorial service attended by Charlie Kirk.?
blow gays with the double play
>>154034780>Rhyne >evolves into Rhylan
RISP SOX KEK
>>154034784AI fucking up as usual
>RISP Sox
>>154034767Yes, some people don't delight in assassinations.Go Indians!
>>154034784He’s seething so hard he can’t even type kek
>extra slurpings
not sure about the pink decals on the mets jerseys
Benge should've challenged that first "strike" on the inside. fucked up his entire AB
>>154034825Not seething, cutting and pasting. Change your tampon.
>>154034836Oh no.
I hate the ghost runner
>>154034841It must be in tribute to this guy.
>>154034851You can’t type a single sentence without using copy paste?
>>154034753>>154034784>>154034825>>154034825>>154034851I’m just wondering who Charlie Kirk is. Which team does he play for?
>>154034836>>154034854Why is stanek still in the game wtf
>>154034860Grimace is blurple however.
holy shit I didn't think Crawford actually got that
>check the genny>flyover vs coastGOD fightskek
>>154034868israel
>>154034868I would say the angels but he’s definitely burning in hell KEK
>>154034868Replied to a post about Gary CohenGo San Diego Priests!
>>154034870He's got decent stamina. But now the skatin' rays are leading so maybe should have pulled him.
[W]gg nats
>>154034868It’s more the team he didn’t play for iykwim
>>154034886which side are you?
>>154034475>>154034453>>154034385don't get so hotheaded, that lead becomes even more neurotoxic if it melts
[vv]CUBS WINgg natz
Just got off the phone with the commissioner, he just confirmed the cubs lost that game.
Let's give them cubbie bears some new pipes!
Bo you gotta make that throw better if you want the bag.
>Bicherror
Matt McClain!
Lineup is out for this evening and we get to see rob refsneeder leadoff.
Nice hustle Vladdy
fucking hell nola
I live with my parents and I’ve never seen a vagina also I’m better than you kek
i think da milwaukee sewers STINK
>>154034836>already gave upfuck the Cardinals pitching staff man, I can already feel this is going to be the recurring trend for this season
>>154034956Don’t let Joe Poop see this
Varsheaux!
>>154034942>TRIDENTS HECKING UP A ROOOOONO.
A Burgerian Blast
>>154034976I say this.
>>154034949i have seen your mothers vagina. its very nice. plump. very inviting to the throbbing member pounding it.
I’ve been on my computer since I woke up (noon) and I’m better than you
i'm joe poop and i think that guy's a fag i LOVE da milwaukee sewers
I spent 12 hours on 4chan yesterday and I’m better than you
>>154034997Joe Poop!!
>>154034997keeek!
When you phone post you can spend 24 hours a day here
>>154034909whichever makes the most fun posting meta
I’m a genetic dead end because of da jooz and I’m better than you
I've spent 12 hours a day on 4chan for 21 years and I'm better than you.
I'm watching the boxing card from England rn and I'm better than you
we are 3/5ths of the way to nu tho.
Red Sox already used up both challenges!
>>154034997based joe poop! kek!
Mets
>region of country known for lead pipes>team named after plumbingo kek
im afraid to make eye contact with women and im better than you
i think about 4chan when I goon. not a particular post, but just in general. and I'm better than you.
>>154035031>4chinz is old enough to buy beer now
>you now remember hated Americans won the Olympics so much for the curse :)doyers player right into American Nationalist hands by denying cancucks any cope after being defeated in their only real sport
I have 50 images saved of anime girls and I’m better than you
red berds walk it off
>>154035040man i'd like to suck on those nipples for a bit
Oh fug redberds won
i like 2hu instead of vtubers so i'm better than you
THANK FUCKTHANK YOU BASED JJ>>154035059
is jordan walker the worst outfielder of all time or just black
>Tampa Gay
JJ WETHERHOLT WALKS IT OFF
Joe Poop is back, yea I’m thinking it’s baybaw season.
kek pooharty
>laying pipe>drinking beers>rooting for MY milwaukee sewersit's a beautiful day to be named joe poop
>>154035054>a heeb and a chink
my neighbor brought me homemade cookies this morning because I'm better than you
>>154035054what the hell are you talking about?
>>154035064the battle for mount lead is on
Remember when chikaner spammed BBC anime porn to prove he was white
>>154035062To support the mets?
>>154035054Everyone loves America...or else
breh this doo
>i need help walking off the field even though I can walkKek, pussy sport
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.
that funky muncy(a's edition)
wtf happened in gaped louis
>phillies don't score unless they hit home runssame shit as always
>>154035078Corked batSteroidsStealing signs
Joe Poop isn't a real name
>>154035078Me in big mac land
>too many white people posting on /mlb/>muncyspam startsi'm nooooticing
>>154035110Which one? There's 2 Max Muncy's in the league now.
I’m poor living with my parents destined for wage slavery and I’m better than you
rays lose!
>>154035122Wtf is your problem
>>154035110He hasn't even gotten a hit yet.
>>154035114Two games in a row we're having a funny trend of giving up multiple runs in a single inning and then somehow coming backIt's aggravating but it makes for exciting games so far
>Cronenworth leadoffWe're really throwing anything at the wall this season(I actually agree with this lineup choice)
>>154035131>>154035138kek, I'm watching the jays game vs the A's
listen here wiseguy this is da sewers year
>>154035093What are they doing over in saint louie it makes me worried tai pete and the meme pitcher are actually good.
>>154035093um the cubs have only played two games I thought? and the cards are 2-0
>>154035088Enjoy the secret ingredient
>Gary calls Bo Dante
>>154034411kys
>>154035122Apologize!
I am not a fan of steve gelbs.
>>154035031Damn and I made that bird edit. It’s an honor sir (ma’am)
I'm an Indian that shits in the street and is of low caste and I'm better than you.
Lendon Brittle is now pitching for the Jays.
Sal Stewart is YOUR NL ROTY
>>154035148It's funny because the original max muncy was also drafted by the A's
>>154035164turns out google has become utter dogshit
>>154035175:(
i look in my toilet and what do i see?padres colors looking back at me!
>>154035182jj wetherholt
unc anons, was Dante Bichette a good player?
I have no friends no job and no girlfriend I’m out of shape and I’m better than you
I'm better than you
>>154035122Well I never!
>>154035200Only in Colorado. Mid to shit everywhere else.
>>154035208he's better than you
>>154035196
I’m an embarrassment to my parents and I’m better than you
you're 5'6, everyone is better than you
Kyle Tucka to da dodgas?
>>154035217kek doyerpacos really do be like this
>>154035200bust who had a few good years of homers thanks to roids + playing in colorado
I’m the best and I’m better than you
>>154035217kek poodrepacos really do be like this
BALK
lmfao
My team is so poverty that we aren't even on TV in the local market anymore :(
Manfred balk!!
>>154035182Is that the guy who got smoked by a line drive while playing 1B yesterday? He might not be cut out for the Show
bichette mindfucked keller
>>154035213>>154035238uncs... he's a .300 career hitter...
>>154035217needs a vtumor button
TIE BALLGAME
>hoffman>littleIt just keeps happening
>>154035131>Muncy'sCane's
no bullying manlets in this gennybaseball and soccer are the only refuge in team sports they have
I’m part of the superior race that’s why I’m posting on 4chan on a Saturday afternoon. That’s what superior people do
>>154035280Lendon Brittle is his name I says.
>>154035199jj underwear isn't batting .833
>HE'S A NICK KURTZ
>>154035264>/mlb/>baseball discussion you must choose only one
>genny bullying manlets>guy named "little" fucks up
>walking nickkurtz
what are you guys doing for Easter long weekend next week?
we are 4/5ths of the way to nu tho.
>>154035315ngh
>>154035315o kekkies
Is it possible to get heart palpitations from alcohol withdrawal?
i see little improving during ST just a prank and hes back to only throwing out of the zone
>>154035322watch baybaw and jack off
>>154035315kek
>>154035315The universe always synchronizes itself with /mlb/
GRAND SLAM A'S
>>154035322I like to paint a dozen eggs and stick them in my ass and then dress up as a bunny and go to church
erm...
>>154035335>heart palpitationsyes, you can outright have a heart attack or stroke
>>154035315it was just a little mistake
>>154035322baybawl and spank my monkey
GRANDMA GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD IS A LANGELIERS GRAND SALAMI>>154035335I only get them the morning after hard stuff.
oh my god
so it begins...
our bullpen is actually fucking retarded, not even bad just dumb, throwing dumb pitches that DONT WORK but we dont adjust
>>154035322fishing and baybawl
>>154035341>>154035377crazy how the 2025 world series was actually just a setup for olympic hockey
>>154035252are you foodspie?
my jaysies are finishing last again :(
>>154035364Are you serious
>>154035322I’m gonna sit in my dark room and seethe about people that are different than me because that’s the only social outlet I have
>>154035264>uncs... he's a .300 career hitter...that was below average in my day
>>154035322I only get federal holidays
Pirates are getting all these gay little dribblers through while the Mets can't put wood on the ball baka
The Jays haven't had a quality lefty in a long time
>>154035389yes but you'd get shaky hands, sweats and insomnia before you'd get cardiovascular problems (unless your heart sucks ass)
Peterson is just not a deep innings guy.
>>154035322baybaw and making creamed peas and new potatoes, probably get a ham slice since nobody is around this year
At this point in time if a pitcher is doing good in ST don't start them.
>>154035411Alright we're good then thanks
>>154035399how is Easter not a nationwide public holiday? thought usa was a christian nation
Do teams in overtaxed states have to pay higher $ per WAR than glorious states without income tax?
mets are stealing rockies colors?
>>154035415He's our ONLY deep innings guy
>phillies being no hit by some long reliever who started on short noticesounds about right
FUCKING LITTLE YEAR AFTER YEAR
>>154035335>palpitationsHe's my favorite Star Wars character.
PETERSON
>dude hits a single>kisses his hand and points to the skyBro, if someone up above was helping you then you wouldn't have barely made it to first.
I fucking hate Little
>>154035439Boy Genius likes to build super bullpens instead of deep inning pitchers.
>the angels put mike trout in "the chamber" and suddenly he's on track to hit 162 home runs
>>154035322Hangout with family and cook a ham. Use the left over ham for ham and beans.
*scratches balls and takes a sniff*
so we've agreed not to bully MESTizos for a while after their horrific collapse last year, right?
>>154035475harper was right
>nance up nexttime to make this shit 9-2
Was that the first grand slam of the season?
friendly reminder not to mention g******g around the antipodeans on this general, they have crippling addiction to it which is why they're watching baseball in the first place
>>154035424We took an oath
can the fucking As stop trying to kill everyone on the jays, thanks
>>154035424As the Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility, of Mussulmen (Muslims)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tripoli
>>154035486This nigga will be eating beans!!
>>154035509gaping?
blow gays kek
>>154035424We get passover and purim off
>>154035509
>>154035533fucking lol
>>154035533>the Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religionyou should read the Declaration of Independence and the wide swath of case law on the Establishment and Free Exercise Clauses of 1A. it's widely settled by the framers, the courts, and various government practices that Christianity is a part of the nation's fabric, including through through its foundingthe reason Easter is not a national holiday is because it would open up a can of worms regarding Equal Protection and Establishment laws with modern-day implementation. Christmas is a federal holiday, after all, and that's clearly Christian
hopefully schneider will FINALLY clue in how both hoffman and little totally crumble after any sort of pressure
how do i get a boyfriend that looks like aaron judge?
>cronenworthless hitting off first>Merrill cleanupSurely. SURLEY, we will get a new manager after we're sold, right...? Da hell Stammen smoking lmao
>Campy hasn't gotten an MLB hit since September of 2024Chihuahuabro, it's getting too difficult to root for Campy and he's out of options....
>>154035613Christmas is a pagan holiday
>>154035637I say this
>>154035637come on, anon. don't be purposely obtuse. nobody calls it Yule or Saturnalia and everybody understands its connection with ChristI don't understand why people on the internet waste their time with this kind of dumb shit
>>154035613>fundies (fundamentalists) actually believe this
>My Boston Beaneaters are losing to the Cincinnati Red Stockings
>>154035627I see the logic in Croney batting first. It's the same logic they had with him batting 9th. His normally high OBP makes him a setup man for the guys like Tatis, Merrill, and Manny. Putting him first instead of 9th means it's more likely that advantage would actually cash in a run in a normal game instead of being a situational boost. We saw this in spring training too. Plus he is more competitive in ABs like Arraez was except he is more likely to walk and fast enough to score on any extra base hit and also can successfully steal bases.
OOOHHHHHHH the phillies walked
>>154035696As was foretold.
So how's the ABS working out? Is it seeing some use? Are umps seething?
the As have some decent pitching this year, that said were fucking still swinging at everything
can vladdy do something
>>154035692no, it's just how things are here. look at The Town of Greece, American Atheists v NY Port Authority, American Human Society v American Legion, Lemon v Zelman, etc etc etc
>>154035672I call it Festivus
>>154035720AL West is stacked this year
>>154035549
>>154035718see >>154035253I feel like a lot of umps get confirmed
>the rocks are winningDinger is on a mission this year
a vladdian RBI
>be throwing a perfect game in 5th inning>give up one walk>coach takes you outlol that's crazy from the rangers
>unironically believing in a sky daddysorry but being retarded is not based
>>154035735now show our wins
That funky Muncy!
thanks vladdy
friendly reminder of the vitriol between the enemy cities of LA and Chicago
>>154035773
lmao wtf was that?
>>154035672
oaky :-(
>>154035782isn't that a St Louis team
>bustamoto
>summary of players who played for both mets and pirates>gary giving a brief summary of their mets accomplishments>"jason bay">"..."kek
Does canada fall back to being a baseball nation or a basketball nation now that they've been humiliated in furpuck
you think theyre going to be talking about that in 5 years, i feel they are
NO HITTER STATUS: OVER
>>154035813They're a future cricket powerhouse
>>154035789>post a notorious chronic gamblerlel
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>>154035672Why would Christmas be a holiday about a Jewish man of color? Jews don’t even celebrate Christmas.
>>154035743lmao they got a 3D program back there.Click on the ball, drag it on the inside, automatically re-animates the trajectory to make it look right.can't spell ABS without BS
>>154035821subtle
metsies first base is really exciting these days
