Quick Edition News >Tonight is Quick's final game /hoc/vious >>154214792
Pitzah time
>>154220463>canes lineuphttps://www.dailyfaceoff.com/teams/carolina-hurricanes/line-combinationsflyersdance!
>>154220730Still haven't seen another goalie have a run like his 2012 cup run
>rags
>>154220730>“Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”t. Matthew Broderick in some movie
fuckin armada just scored
shit thread shit games shit raped cripple
>>154220766Crazy to think that /hoc/ sucks all because of a burrito delivery gone wrong
>>154220766
>>154220730Sad
>quickBut enough about /hoc/ in bed
soon...
>>154220801
I have to admit, as much as I hate to say it, Quick was always one of my favorite tendies.
>>154220804JEN
knights play today
>>154220736are there any discounts today?
Gary
>>154220801>>154220812Based
>>154220738I like your dance pekka
>>154220840Only if you shit your briefs in store
Damn flames passed the rags now we’ll be drafting 6th after we get fucked by Gary
>>154220847that's pretty neat, I wish my town would name something after me but I haven't accomplished anything yet
B U L J U ULJU
I can already feel the puck drop in my loins, come on Garry!
the first game that actually matters today is sharks preds right?
>>154220984big game for philly tonight craps are only one point back
liv morgan dropped her single today kek it sucks ass
67
>>154221004cool thanks, i'll put that on then!
>>154221007kids are over 67
new 'fo 'aph just dropped
>>154221031sometimes I forget about the sens
>>154221031every NHL team is valuable to somebody
>>154221046_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
the schizos at /nba/ think they're more demonic than our schizos >>154220902
>>154221060don't they understand that /hoc/ runs /sp/?
What the DUCK is their problem?
>>154221031laff status?
>>154221060samir alone clears their junglegenny
>>154221067USA vs Canada schizos are the best of the best
>>154221076they've already booked nonrefundable vacations at disney
go reggies!!
Just had a good idea, lads
>>154221100tell us fren
>>154221060/nba/ is one of the most normie reddit tier places on the board
>>154221076They aren't very good
probably because basketball and basketball fandom are two of the lowest IQ activities possible
>>154221104why don't we just build a dome over the ice so the puck never goes out of play like its Rocket League
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3Z81-Qc-T0it's up!
>>154221140larry sucks
>>154221060i'd like to see them deal with mildcuck fangay and trb
>>154221167>bud1>mildcuck>samir>trb>fangay>copey>all star game fanyeah ain't nobody beating those schizos
>>154221147....NOT
>>154221213you just made this list up
ah, my favorite benulti!
>rags fans sucking off the guy who beat them in the cup final and acting like he is an all time ragI swear they are getting dumber
>both Kopitar and Quick retired and gone after this season
>>154221060/nba/'s Weap schizo would have this genny shaking, its a shame he killed himself when his wife gave birth to a mulatto child
>>154221137Why don't we give the players magnetic skates and put them in a spherical rink?
>>154221060We don’t talk about monkey ball here
Anon from /hoc/ you’re on the air
>>154221278Hu-hu-hu-hhello?
>>154221278Thanks for taking my call. Long time first time. What I wanna know is, what are your thoughts on bud and Mitch's wins over trb?
>>154221278has anyone seen ny skates
>>154221259The times are a changin’. Soon Crosby and ovi will be retired
>>154221278Ya hi Art I'd like to talk about the puck, i just can't see it, I'm starting to think it doesn't actually exist. I think they are beaming the image of the puck in to our brains and for some people it just doesn't work. I'll hang up and listen to your thoughts on that.
>>154221268very confused and saddened by this image anon
>>154221296fell into mel's hole, never to be seen again
my flysies :(
>flylels
>the flyers are going to blow it and let the craps have the last playoff spot so Gary can get Crosby vs Ovi shekelsOy fucking vey
>>154221355>implying gary doesn't want a battle of pennsylvaniashiggy diggt
based randyi wants crosby/ovi in the garyoffs
>>154221232newfag
>>154221355Good, fuck the Flyers
there's some chimping out going on in phillyalso apparently the fans aren't happy in the flyers crowd
>>154221278hi Art thanks for taking my call. I will not turn down the radio. Long time caller first time listener. Hey Art what's the deal with this Gary Bettman fella just something feels off about him. I think I figured it out but it feels like it's not just him but like he's from a tribe of Garys. I think it's because he is jewish and>Oh Sorry caller looks like the call dropped you'll have to call back again
>>154221401maybe they ran out of cheesesteaks
mitch lostdominic lost
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>154221402Raped bitch
>>154221380tell us more of all your schizo friends
>>154221389>>154221413unlock it bud
>>154221410......NOT
>>154221420Bud hates the penguins
Bud1
>>154221360There’s more money with Crosby vs Ovi
>>154221360Battles of PA come and go, Rene, but Ovechkin, "the Great Eight," he only beats Crosby once, maybe twice in a lifetime.
>>154221413>>154221415Why are these two schizos fighting each other? Bud definitely won
>your country's best center gets outscored by cantnadian defensemenkwab
aisu hokkei
>>154221436>rene?
>>154221278>>154221291>>154221296>>154221402I wish Art was alive to see the Golden Knights but sadly died two years before their first game
>>154220830*knights win today
so what are the playoff implications for the met? if philly wins either tonight or tomorrow they're in, but lose tiebreakers to both columbus and the caps?
cam on, reggie!
>>154221278Heya first time listener, long time caller here. Hey do you think the New York Rangers and the Texas Rangers do get-togethers periodically every year and do stuff together? I'll hang up and listen.
>>154221458Mallrats my young friend
>>154221060Chambers can't play for both teams
>>154221467Retard
>>154221475how was i supposed to pick up on that? your references suck
>DetoiletKek they cannot catch a break
wife and I are separating lads :) wagmi
>>154221467Philly essentially needs 2 points, doesn't matter how they get it.They could lose in the garyout both games and make it.But yeah they lose tiebreak to either cbj or wsh.
>>154221502That doesnt sound fun
>>154221467flyers just need 2 points however, or just 1 point if columbus wins tomorrow
>>154221491>Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.The original quote is already hockey related. Do you need me to explain making Gretzky's head bleed?
>>154221506Too bad they’re getting btfo by Carolina’s b squad
We don't quote kevin smith movies in this thread
>>154221528Womp womp
>>154221525yup just as i suspected. you're a faggot.
Many of you probably know this story.After the 1980 US Olympic Hockey team beat the USSR, they still had to play Finland. It was not a traditional gold medal game. Hard to explain, but a loss or tie (no OT) and the US does not win the gold.After the 2nd period, Finland was winning.Although the exact wording is lost to history, many quoted US coach Herb Brooks yelling to his team, "If you lose this game you'll take it to your fucking grave!"Final score: USA 4, Finland 2.We need Tocc to pull something similar RIGHT! FUCKING! NOW!
this sucks :(
>>154221502Maybe it’s because you post here
>>154221553Just like my islanders and flyers
Mickey and Ken keep passive aggressively bringing up Yzerman's success with the Lightning.
>>154221502I’m sorry fren :(
Just took a sip of water
Y'all Let’s be honest, we all know how this ends folks. At least they gave us a fun last few weeks
how do i filter anonymousi want to read namefag posts only
>>154221568>success
mitch won dominick won
>>154221582Log in to reddit
>>154221576Based and waterpilled
>>154221579if i was gary and i was thinking hmmmm which would generate more views and income would i take>battle of two teams from pennsylvania>battle of two greatest players of their generation with one of them being the best goalscorer ever and the previous time they met in playoffs was in 2017i hope league doesn't get greedy here :(
so tired of his shit here lol
Daily reminder Can'tnada sucks at hockey
>i hope {{{the league}}} doesn't get greedybless this finn's heart
newfies
>>154221537we do but only up to jay & bob strike back
>>154221644Snoogins
time for high-level sharks tanking!
do the flyers know they can still miss the playoffs
smokin weed smokin weed doin coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers rollin fatties smokin blunts or smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts
huck itchuck itFOOTBALL
>>154221680what about the hoes man
vaping weed and drinking non alcoholic corona
GO SHARKS GO!
>>154221697putting your piss in a sodastream is free
>>154221697Retard
>>154221697Sad
>>154221707we don't sign our posts here
West is a fraud division... My leafs are booty blasting these stors
Canesbros it’s over
my flysies :)
>>154221633Fuck you bitch
>>154221744
Detoilet out of the playoffs and still diving lmao
bros michkov is heating uphe is going to destroy us in the battle of pennsylvania brosjust embrace the flyers dynasty
Detroit Peepeepoopoos
My name is Randy and I eat cock
>>154221782kwab, pathetic reverse reverse jinx attempt. flyers fucking suck and you will never win anything
OUR TWINK
Fuck you stars team of faggots
Dubs and i order a burger
>>154221804Just like my islanders
>>154221721Meaningless game>laffs
Time for a pre-game drink
>>154221812i really wanted a burger :(
>>154221721The west has no good teams
>>154221828Dubs and you still get it
>>154221828It’s almost 3:30
>>154221841Dubs NOW and pekka gets his burger but its a chicken burger
>>154221828Nope you are getting that burger
Sean Walker is such a dumb faggot
>>154221828
>>154221848i took a long nap so woke up for this you see>>154221841>>154221855>>154221866i ordered a burger, thanks for support frens :D
>>154221866Not enough cheese
>>154221735CAM ON FLYERS SCORE SUM FOOOOKIN PUCKS
>>154221828Get it anyway buddy
>>154221882You can order slop at 3:30 in Finland? Thought that was just an American thing.
>>154221882I had pitzah
>>154221904i dont get it
>>154221882With French fries and a shake?
Would you exchange your boring credit card for your team's official one?https://www.discover.com/credit-cards/cash-back/nhl-card.html
>>154221913yes but sometimes (like now) there were no available couriers so no burger for me after all :(
>>154221944And a talking meatball
>>154221940The wife has big ol' tuddies
[Detorit Red Wings] The Red Wings have signed Ben Chiarot to a three-year contract extension with an AAV of $3,850,000.
>>154221949I don't have a credit card
>>154221960BasedNeither do I
>>154221970>>154221960You live in your mamas basement don’t you?
>>154221953stevie loves his geriatrics
>>154221975>dude just buy a $600,000 starter homeOf course I live with my parents. The silly boomer shaming of it isn't even a thing anymore.
>>154221953Source?
>>154221975Actually I couldn't live there anymore because she filled it up with non-Canadian hockey medals and Stanley Cup posters and since she started collecting 33 years ago you can understand why I didn't have any room left
>>154221985loser
Oilers game in one hour
>>154221985Boomers worked their ass off to but property get a job and work like they did and you can get a house too don’t expect to get handouts like the rest of your generation
>>154222001Didn’t ask
I can't wait for this season to end so my team can stop losing.
>>154222003and now they're leaving a world where their kids can't just so they can retire
>>154222001Heck yeah
NO ONE LIKE YOUI CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NIGHTS WITH YOU
>>154221953Yzerman saw everyone laughing at Florida trading for Chiarot and said "Damn, I really need to sign this guy for the Yzerplan"
>>154221975No, basements aren't a thing out in these parts.
>>154222011Well they earned it so I respect them if only zoomers had an ounce of work ethic. Instead theyre almost 30 no job expierence no drivers license no house and no girlfriend. This is why China is winning we need more boomer mentality not less.
>>154221970This guy has no points
I DON'T WANNA WAIT FOR THE /HOC/ TO BE OVERI WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW,WHAT WILL IT BE GARYYYY
>>154222040Don't need them.
>>154222032I'm going to buy a house with my mom, it's the only way we could afford the houses in my area and I'm not moving out of it
Come on soilers! Injure some softpusys tonight!
>DetoiletLmao got away with the world’s most obvious trip and then gives up a goal
The expectation is your supposed to learn how to drive at 16 graduate highschool at 17-18 get a full time trades job and make 6 figures and marry and have Atleast two kids or more.
>da blooooooooooooooos.
why is gary still pretending panthers games are sold out?
while we wait for flyers game to continue please rate my character in fallout 4
>>154222071gary's interns all bought those seats.
>>154222071He needs to justify the rigging.
I don't care about other's expectations, only mine.
>>154221804based
>>154222071i've seen this picture many times and the date is always different
whatever happened to that yinzer that fell from the upper bowl?
>>154222094Thats called failure to thrive get a social worker
>>154222001we hate the oilers here bro
>>154222108to shreds you say...
>>154222111CheckedFailure to launch is the term.Failure to thrive....kek
>>154222120no that is just you
>>154222108Died desu
>>154222001>AHHHH REFS SAVE USThis is an anti-Refmonton and Anti-Can'tnada board
>>154222131sushi is pretty clean
Hey sharks can you score
What does Mcdavid put on his mcdonalds french fries?
>>154222131Is he still afraid of ketchup?
YzerPlanbros...........it hurts why are they even playing tonight, I'm never getting a hot n ready w/ crazy bread and wings again
>>154222150depends, the crab filling crap isn't
>>154222131lol sushi is one of the best things you can eat as long you aren't loading it up with eel sauce and shit
>>154222156mashed potatoes
>laffs
>>154222175Jen
>>154221721>>154221804Hahaha>laffs
>>154222177Yeah McDavid is autistic
>>154222171theres a lot of salt in sushi and in asian food in generalin fact i bet chinese cuisine would be quite healthy if it werent for the fact that theres so much freakin salt
WAGMI
>>154222222/hoc/ is washed
>>154222215I'm not though, unironically. It's all good though, I accept it.
>>154222211salt isn't bad for you unless you have some sort of genetic predisposition for it, in fact you should be consuming a bunch if you live an active lifestyle
>>154222211I'm pretty sure Asian food in general is healthier than western fare. It can't ALL be down to easier access to cake.
>>154222229i hope my vikies get to draft Love because the need for rb is real and all the best OLs are gone by the time vikies are on the clock
I like the sushi with the crunchy tempura shrimp inside
>>154222177literally me
>>154222236actually salt is bad because it makes your body retain water instead of sweating it out which puts more pressure on your blood vessels also known as hypertension so a lot of older folks will stay away from salty food and as you know chinese food has a lot of salt
reffies fricking over my flyers
>>154222236>salt isn't bad for youhehe i hope you're never thirsty around ocean
really into food thats sugondese lately
>>154222312Get thirsty on deez nutz
getting sleepy but not much of game left
>>154222330I prefer unsalted nuts. You need salt. You also don't need too much salt.
SHAWWWWWWWWWWWWTY!
poopin muh briefs bros
>>154222289Just like with Detroit, fuckers
>>154222349I'm so dehydrated my cum is oozing like EZ cheese
Why do the announcers keep calling the white and red goalie bussy. Is it some kind of hockey joke? "bussy makes the save!" "bussy had a touch!"
OUR DABRES!
For me: it's watching the NHL and eatin' chicken tendies and drinkin' captain and cokes.
>>154222408ahh the life of a homosexual. not jealous at all.
Gary's getting a lot of goals in tonight. What is he preparing us for?
>Denied by bussy
>>154222437Just press in harder.
my cherny :)
>>154222334You can go to bed soon, Pekka
Uniforms I would wear (colored home jerseys)KingsCanadiansSabresSharksRangersDevilsPredatorsWildBlues StarsWhalersNordiquesSealsNorth Stars
SHAAAAARKS
thoughts?
prayers?
>>154222459all gay
>>154222464>>154222467eyyyy, i'm tony danza!
my avies :)
>muhhhhhh softpusys :)
The home team's goal horn annoys me particulary when it's a goal against the team I want to win.
hmm this would be a really bad moment for my flyers to take a penalty :D
But the deserve to win o meter is saying Rangers...
>muhhhh sofpooooooooooosays :))))) hurrr durrrr
>>154222459this is the only sports jersey i own
>>154222464Thots?
>>154222492Goal horns are unnecessary. The ref's signal and whistle are all that's needed.
>>154222522but how will gary overstimulate everyone's adhd?
>>154222514Why do instathots and pornsloots wear hockey jerseys?
>>154222479
>>154222511I bet it brings out the shine in your pussy hair
Flyers need one more goal to put a dagger in ovis bitch ass career
nervous about my flyers :|
>>154222557me too :(
Wish my Wilds would have drafted Snuggernuts, but they didn't.
>>154222522I miss a good air raid blast or an ambulance siren. There used to be so much more variation. Also Canucks have never been good since they got rid of Holiday.
>tippett hit in the nutzzzzyeouch
>>154222541I'm relatively sure that's actually a ducks "ice girl"
>>154222555he's playing 1 more year in the NHL then going to the KHL right after. He wants to get his Belarusian brothers teammates a cup just to shove it in NATO and the EU's face some more.
there's no way we're not getting swept in the 1st round
>>154222566That's even worse. The game is too loud. It is not healthy. I usually watch on mute.
>>154222576Can she skate?
Showtime 1400
>>154222566>an ambulance siren.basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YBwvoUBh-M
surprised the flyers didn't have a fiaskokollaps
The Iowa Wild+ really suck. Thank fuck for those 9 guys not playing tonight.
Adios jackies
Kitties can’t even tank properly
>>154222604the old Caps one was pretty awesome. Just pulsating.
12 to 1. 12...to...1. You know what word comes to mind when you think of that?
>>154222604even as a kid i found this hilarious
>the city of coats>the kingdom of anoraks>the village of parkasyoublewit.jpg
EAT LE BUTT! oh, sorry. montreal isn't playing tonight.
MY NAME IS RANDY AND I EAT COCK
>>154222637copeseethedial 8
>>154222635this is why they keep mentioning the old ghosts in Montreal from the Forum days. They always say BUT!
WEW
my wongs can still win....
If I was the next opponent of the bluejackets, I would be afraid for my knees and teeth.
>>154222643That’s you
>>154222637>both these teams slurping to a point eachINVESTIGATE THIS SHIRT GARY
>>154222584Kucherov is a huge fraud desu
>flyers are in OT >Laffs are ruining the tank >preds are losing Bwos... I didnt want any of these things to happen tonight...
Philly clinched ya? The most Washington can do is tie them now, do the caps have the tie breaker? Jackets are out.
>>154222663caps have the tiebreaker
asstards better hope oettinbitch doesn't get magically injured in the next 4 days.
>>154222629DAAAA GOOAAALIEEEEEE
Enjoy golfing Wongs
>>154222666Oh ok>>154222666
watching tarasenko play against the blues is weird desu
fucking rooskie
>>154222668AYO ISSS RUSS!
this shit is really going to a shootout isn't it
>>154222663Caps have rw, row, and w tie breakers
>>154222599Unironically yea they have to
Shhhhh, the good team is about to start playing
GOD THIS STARS GOALIE IS FUCKING TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and we're going to a shootout
>>154222682i dunno, i usually just seem them gliding around with a shovel supporting them. Doesn't look like skating to me.
>>154222663flyers need 2 points to clinch out of the 2 games
>>154222699Wow the flyers are shit
>>1542227011 now
roaring on in is jokinen
>>154222699the undisclosed pandemic is fucking crazy
>>154222704not shit enough to miss the playoffs, retard
it's anybody's gary point
>>154222699Do the canes have some issue with the capitals? Are they more afraid of them than the flyers? Seems a bit fishy that they can sit players in order to skew the results of the WC spot they will be facing in this weekend. Also, they are a sunbelt team, so it seems REALLY fishy.
I really, sincerely, hate the laffs. Holy shit these retards cant do anything right.
>>154222705true
>>154222712Naw they are just sitting players since they already clinched. Give em a break before the playoffs.
wait what's that canes goalie's name?
>>154222715you can always pick another teamthe power is in your hands
>>154222709You sure
>>154222664The really crazy thing is that Weegar is older than Maatta
Fucking krakers
Nice of the wings to actually put in an iota of effort to win a game after theyve already been eliminated
miller you fucking nog
Are the leafs seriously winning a must lose game. This franchise really is cursed God these fuckers can’t do anything right
nice my nigga byfield
OH FUG
FLYSIES WIN!!!!
FLYERS TO THE PLAYOFFS>FLYERS TO THE PLAYOFFSFLYERS TO THE PLAYOFFS>FLYERS TO THE PLAYOFFSFLYERS TO THE PLAYOFFS>FLYERS TO THE PLAYOFFSFLYERS TO THE PLAYOFFS>FLYERS TO THE PLAYOFFSFLYERS TO THE PLAYOFFS>FLYERS TO THE PLAYOFFSFLYERS TO THE PLAYOFFS>FLYERS TO THE PLAYOFFSFLYERS TO THE PLAYOFFS>FLYERS TO THE PLAYOFFSFLYERS TO THE PLAYOFFS>FLYERS TO THE PLAYOFFS
It’s over for the craps (:
>>154222727Picking another team is tratiorous faggot loser behaviour. Just because the team sucks doesn’t mean you can swap teams.
CLINCHED SEE IN YOU IN THE PLAYOFFS FRENS GOOD NIGHT
MY FLYSIES ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS
gary teasing ovi/side one more time was sadistic
Lemme guess, they cleared the bench to go celebrate like they just won the cup, only to realize they're about to be raped in the first round and have a worse draft position.
God damn it. Everything is going to be locked in tonight now isn't it. Tues, Wed, and Thurs mean fuck all.
>>154222761also the first playoffs for risto, only took him over 800 games hehe
Tyson Foerster is making Ovechkin retire lmao
>>154222771the flyers? They're playing pittsburgh, about as good of a first round matchup you can get when you back in like that
>>154222758they're always going to suck. ownership guarantees it. you didn't ask to be born there. why root for a team that can't even lose right? hockey is supposed to be fun.
The bussi was penetrated tonight.
Damn it Crosby vs ovechkin one last time in the playoffs would have been lowkirkenuinely amazing ):
>>154222772Still have the Art Ross race
GKG
fuck off, randy
>>154222765If Ovi actually retires I’ll eat my hat there’s genuinely no way he’s retiring as a 30 goal scorer. He’s not even in Corey Perry level of being an old player
>>154222779No, they are the 8th seed, they play the canes, the 1st seed.
>laff5
>>154222791he might finish his career with dynamo moscow
>>154222783Crosby bitch slapped him every time Fake Gary rivalry
>>154222780I was born where I am by fate. Choosing another team is basically an affront to God
>>154222782he didn't give it up easily though
scoring an own goal in a tank situation is beast mode I didn't even know the website tracked them like that
Boo flyers made it in
>>154222791Yeah he's gonna get pumped full of drugs in the off-season in Russia.
thus ends the Randy-Flylels alliance to cuck old man dot merchant from ever playoffsing again
>>154222791aren't they the same age bro
>>154222740Essentially yes. The kracken thankfully have 3 games left so its not unlikely they win at least 1 game, but toronto is putting it in their hands. It just doesnt make sense. If you plan on doing a retool rather than a rebuild you want to have the highest chance of keeping the pick this draft since next year you'll be higher in the standings (well the laffs are retarded so who the fucks knows) At the end of the day its a coin flip for them if they stay 5th, and with the laff luck theyll lose that and Florida will pick first overall anyhow.
>>154222802He’s gonna be like Jagr playing until he’s in his mid forties in the NHL and going back to Russia to be a celebrity in the KHL
>>154222791Yeah
>>154222818I think he means in terms of effectiveness. Perry is putting up about 30 points per season lately while Ovechkin (OVECHKIN) is still managing to average 30 assists per season.
Will ovechkin even play tomorrow?
Dabres just need a regulation win and they clinch the divvy
>>154222792they are 3rd in the metro dude
Ovi will sign 1 year contracts for the next 5 years just to bait people into thinking hes retiring every year. Then when people stop caring, he will fade away and retire.
>>154222839What's the metro? Sounds like a made up name.
Over/under 5.5 PPs between the two teams in Avs/Oilers tonight?
>>154222840I already don't care lolYou guys are delusional thinking he's still an effective player
>>154222792retard
Faggot refs let them fight
Game seven under way in Duncan. Griz and Caps!https://victoriagrizzlies.mixlr.com/events/4984514
celebrini :)
>>154222819I can absolutely see it happening that they do fall into the top 5 but get fucked over by the draft lottery to hand the Bruins the 6th overall pick, just sounds like Leafy luck. Like when they traded a pick everyone thought was going to be a late first for Tom Kurvers only to lose out on a chance to tank for Lindros and have that pick end up being Scotty Niedermayer
>>154222860For me it's the victoria salsa
>>154222844metro as in metrosexual
>mackbitch isn't gonna win the hart trophy this yearkwasofpusy
>Prime had Shart Dangle's podcast on the broadcastlmao
Pre-lockout OV.Now that's a player. Best in the world. He's been an obviously roiding fat fuck since that does one thing.
Still no regrets trading celebitchi in my fantasy hockey league before the season even started.
>>154222875You're too optimistic. The media loves sucking his dick too much
>laffsAgainKek
>>154222869Based.
>>154222876we love the dangle here
>>154222878>that does one thing.What is...winning a cup more recently than any canadian team, Alex?
central division fags need to shut up forever after trashville gets spoiled by the sharks
Liberals got a majority government
>>154222850He’s probably the reason why the Caps haven’t gone far in the playoffs these last few years BUT he’s basically the reason that attendance is good in Washington. People go to Washington to watch him float around and add a goal to the counter. They’ve already won so who gives a fuck at this point
>giving up a hatty to a 4th linerkek. laffs.
Based shorks cucking the preds
>>1542229064th liners have more collective hat tricks than any nhl player
REMINDER: /we/ are cheering for the preds! Give them your energy! FUCK THEDUCKS
they 100% scripted that fucking flyers game>carolina only needs 1 point>flyers need OT to eliminate columbus>flyers need 2 points to eliminate washington>carolina rests their best players>goes up 2-0>phones it in>2-2>sells awful shootoutfucking collusion against the better metro teams trying to make it
>>154222878Prelockout? Like the World Juniors? He was drafted during the lockout.
gary's not gonna use any fuckery in the next few days to get the sunbelt team with 19 gary points into the playoffs...right?
>>154222923We want Edmonton/LA round 5?
>>154222925There was another lock out they just played half a season, which OV spent in Russia
It’s genuinely amazing how awful the bottom 12 teams in the west are. Too many teams caused this I’m telling ya
based byfield
>>154222935Id rather the kings miss the playoffs tbqh. I dont actually care about the preds or the ducks, but if the preds win and the ducks lose, they play eachother on the 16th and that would be a pretty cool game to watch. I love when the playoffs come down to the 82nd game and its the two teams against eachother.
>>154222942The compressed schedule from the Olympics caused this
>A scoreless draw in the Republic of Alberta
I haven’t visited hocgeneral dot com in a little while how’re Red Wings fans feeling now they’re eliminated for the tenth year in a row
>>154222942too many shit teams gives ya a shit league
PICK A DUCK
>>154222959I'll never feel bad for them desu
Who could clinch an NHL playoff berth today?The Flyers will clinch a playoff berth if they beat the Hurricanes. If they do, they will open the first round in Pittsburgh.The idle Ducks will clinch a playoff berth if the Predators lose to the Sharks.The Los Angeles Kings will clinch a playoff berth if they beat the Kraken and the Nashville Predators lose in regulation.
>>154222962Bettman genuinely needs to get whacked like a side character on the sopranos
>>154221721>>154221804Lmaoooooo btfo>laffs
>copy paste ai onto 4chan, including the question I know who that poster is
GET EXCITED GET EXCITED
>>154222966Absolutely not man they were the most obnoxious people here in the last few years. Bandwagoners coming here I understand but being loud and annoying for a non-playoff team is embarrassing
>>154222987>disrespecting Malkin this much
>>154222987It was supposed to be Ovi vs Crosby one more time bros...
>>154222996But you’re fine with flames fans…
>>154222998Malkins washed
>>154222998Dubass won’t even re-sign him
>>154223004A team has to be shit for a long period of time before they become based. Like the sabers. The red wings being shit for 10 years doesnt cancel out the fact they were amazing the like 20 years before that.
>>154223004I didn’t want to say it too loud incase the flames dorks started shitting up the thread in response
>>154223008do you even know who he is
Hi guys, how's everyone doing?
>>154222998Not a top 100 player
>>154223036meh
>>154223036whatsup pal what are you up to? me i've had a couple of drinks and might play video games soon.
>>154223036Uhh Why isn't there a leaf in the middle of your flag?? O.o
Flames fans predicted wolf’s excellence
>>154223031Someone who barley play hockey anymore
Malkins always been better in the playoffs than either Crosby or Ovechkin. He's had motivation issues his entire career, he's just been handed too much size and ability he can coast and be a PPG player. But he's been the best player in the series half the time the pens and caps played each other.
>>154223036Hello stranger how are you
i predict a mildcuck melty in a few minutes
>Kings Oilers Vlol, lmao
>>154223077Malkin has to pretend to play good so dubass re-signs him when he shouldn’t.
>>154223046>>154223051>>154223056>>154223086My leaf fell off
>milk>cold>fun>gay
>>154222903surely nothing bad will happen
>>154223097T-this time for sure!
I'm also getting into American sports but so far I just read up about hockey and look for ways to watch a game online since the NHL isn't as available like the Premier League, for example.I want to try playing a game but we don't have ice rinks here either.
>>154222903btw the by erection in Terrebonne is haitian sponsored
>>154222903I hate this fucking country>lose election>openly bribe people until you get the votes you needAt least the NDP aren't involved anymore
>>154223116Just play on the pavement with a tennis ball
>>154223116Play NHL video games to get a better idea of how it works. In soccer the offside line changes depending on where the last player is, in hockey is always the blue line
>>154223116its just generally assumed most posters here cant actually skate
>>154223131it's real hitler shit. it's funny how the people that calls everyone nazis cheer it on.
>>154223146I probably can but I only skated once when I was in the 6th grade
>>154220730>>Tonight is Quick's final gameGrok, is this true?
>>154223146That's if you're a zoomer. Most millennials can skate since skating was huge in the 90s
S for perds
>>154223135Tennis balls would be too bouncy You need to get a wiffle ball and pack a plastic bag into it. Or conversely if you hate the person who's playing in net, get one of the bright ass orange balls that hurt like a bitch.
>>154223146I'll have you know in bantam I played in provincials
>>154223077true but kessel still should have won the conn smythe in 2016
>>154223146I can skateboard
THATS MY GOAT
>>154223116onhockey has games online
>>154223135I don't think it would be the same thing since this is supposed to be ice hockey>>154223142That's one of the things I always found funny about soccer. A fixed offside line would make more sense, I think.>>154223146>>154223153>>154223158>>154223166How hard is to learn how to skate on ice as an adult?Also what are provincials?
>>154223171Malkin won his conn smythe in 09
>>154223195>How hard is to learn how to skate on ice as an adult?easy, but youll fall a lotots just a matter of building ankle strenght
Sharks are going to need to tank extra hard in the little time left this season.
HER sharkies
>>154223219Not even celebrini can carry them to playoffs
>>154223221Thanks for the assist DUCKS PLAYOFFS PICK 2
DUCKS CLINCHEDLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154223195Most people here play road hockey as kids. We dont have access to ice rinks that often. For learning, just take it slow. Falling on ice hurts like fuck, and if you're older it hurts even more. Provincial are like... I dont know what your country has, states? Its basically just regional competitions.
>>154223219The west is such crusty shit they can play their assess off for a playoff spot and still end up with a top 10 pick.
>>154223234>>154223235gib spot to some metro team
>>154223195It's basically the same, the basic rules and strategies are the same, and you can get a handle for using a hockey stick. Theres differences for sure, and skating ability is the most important skill in hockey, but kids here play hockey in tennis courts all the time in the summer, when the rinks are closed.
>>154223238>We dont have access to ice rinks that often.Not even in Canada? I mean, your country is cold and always has lots of ice.
>>154223230Right, at this point it's better to finish as low as possible. Ideally they'd get someone to pass them.
>>154223246>No
>>154223263>>154223263>>154223263New
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>>154223252Yeah even here. Like I have a two nearby rinks, but usually they are more for like... just normal skating around. You cant play a game on them since theres a bunch of kids and what not just skating around. You would have to rent the whole rink, and thats like 100+ bucks. That's why most of us just played road hockey. You can do that all year and you dont need money. Hockey is a pretty expensive sport.
>>154223252Cities do, but those rinks are booked by all sorts of amatuer teams and training camps, so pickup games don't really exist. Kids play on the streets instead because the skills do translate. In smaller towns there's only one rink and it's converted for lacrosse use in the summer.Alex Burrows was a 30 goal scorer* in the NHL and he was a ball hockey player first. His skating was weak, but he was competent enough to be an NHL player.
>>154223324>>154223334Thank you for your answers. It's interesting to see how Canada, a cold country, still has its own intricacies related to playing hockey.
