one more sleep till footy
i miss the footy show
>wogs v swosnphew no shithouse big 4 franchise for once
markers up vs jack in the pack
king of the pack
>>154320681mark's up (or marks up) for me
>>154320709this
markers up or death
>>154320709yep
>>154320650same. those blokes built the footy media industry and there hasn't been anything as good since the network chopped their balls off.
*wins the 2026 norm smith*
>mckay concussion, pittonet broken handHow will the baggers wrap their arms around freo? Maybe bring ‘lij back from the hospital?
>>154321007>mckay concussionnot my problem lmao
>>154320673just two shit teams in a crap one-sided matchup that make you pine for the big 4 shitters
Reckon the dons beat the pies this weekend
>>154321389i said that last thread mate
Reckon you dickheads have been predicting the pies falling off for years now and they always prove /afl/ wrongPies to beat the bummers
the pies are fucked
I reckon the pies win but only by making the game a low scoring snoozefest
the misso is making anzac biccies
>be me>last night watch some classic simpsons season 4 with the misso (shes never really watched the simpsons)>watch the episode where Bart gets a crush on the new girl next door while Homer goes to the all you can eat seafood place>getting lunch at Cafe>group of executive types sitting at table next to me>overhear someone mention the simspons>dont catch the whole thing but part of the convo>"...that simpsons episode where homer and Marge go to the seafood restaurant and take them to court because homer doesn't get all he can eat. And in court the lawyer asks Marge what they did when they left and she said they went fishing - 'does this sound like a man who had all he can eat?' " Yoooooo wtf i literally watched this last night and now someone next to me is discussing this same 35 year old cartoon episode. SPOOKY!!!
I'M A COOKER BABY
>>154321395We rockin' 9/9 this week
>>154321804the virgin metrosexual vs the chad country boy
>>154320956hate how this drug fiend acts like such an attention whore and as soon as he's interviewed, he acts all shy and anxiouswow, you're such a complex individual with your fake mental health disorders
Crazy how Tex Walkers son goes for Collingwood and his favourite player is Nick daicos
>>154321711had something similar happen to me the other day>driving along the freeway listening to the radio>see a car pulled over by the highway patrol>remember a video i had seen recently where a guy who got pulled over started playing inner circle's 'bad boys' (the theme from Cops) which caused the police officer to laugh as he was walking up to the car>less than 30 seconds later, 'bad boys' comes on the radio >swear I had never even heard this song on the radio before and had only ever heard it during the cops intro as a kidi was rattled tbqh
>>154321981nick daicos went for carlton and his favourite player was marc murphygood to see juddy's sons are still iggs customers
I have film and TV episode snippets randomly pop into my head, that's how I know it will be on TV soon
>>154320607Minecraft steve
>>154320332thats why I'm on the NDIS {Nick.Daicos.Is. Sexualchocolate), normie. Bet you're not even obese like all the heftyCHADS in here. fucking sexhaving tradie scum gtfo .
>>154322082They is NOT making the afl
>>154322082hey! those kids sold me shit meth! fucken little cunts I'm gettin that hundo back one way or the other.
whos been letting this redditor make the OP
>>154322082marc murphy went for north melbourne and his favourite player was glenn archerglenn archer went for collingwood and his favourite player was darren millane
>Moving away from a diagnosis-led system, Health Minister Mark Butler is introducing standardised, evidence-based assessments to make NDIS access strictly reserved for those with “significant” functional impairments.ticktock fatties, thats your jsp calling not raj from dominos saying he's at the door for the 3rd time today
>>154322385your mum went for my cock and I was her favourite playershe gave birth to u so im your favourite player and your mum is a tasty slag
>>154322385Darren Millane went for 20 stubbies and his favourite player was deservedly dying in a car accident.
>>154322360its over(((turbo))) and his newfag dickriders wonthis general is now r/AFL 2.0
>turbo won>op is the antithesis of a turbo threadhuh?
turbo is based and so are his autistic threads
>Can Jeremy Cameron kick 1000 goals?No. No he can’t.
>>>/g/108653357
it's weird how skinny jeremy cameron is for a key forward who has been in the system for 15 years
>>154322645he'll crack 900 but 1000 will be tough as he probably needs three more exceptionally good seasons after this year
>>154322760he's not kicking 50+ goals in a season as a 35 year old
>>154322818why?
>>154322645Fradulant goals kicked at a cheat ground. Doesn't count.
>>154322922giants stadium and manukah oval are cheat grounds
why haven't any weevils been all-time highest goal kickers?
>fraudulent goals at a cheat groundtom hawkins 2009 gf goal on notice
>>154322963wa players have shorter careers because of all the travel the have to do
>>154323018>fredkek
Barry Hall's kid's names are:MillerHoustonSamsonClayjust awful i hope nobody here has a surname as a first name
>>154323062no but last name has been bastardised into a first name
>>154323062Clay Hall plays for the Eagles m8
cheadground
>>154323126sneed
>fractured my pinky on my wanking hand
For the opposite of old, do you say 'nyoo' or 'noo' (in reference to word written as 'new')?
>160,000 people kicked off NDISFinally you dregs of society will suffer the consequences of your laziness and us tradies will reap the rewards like we should
>>154323351basado
fremantle will NEVER win a flag
Genuinely feel like im dying
>>154323351wtf labor actually did it the mad cunts
>>154318653meant for >>154323544
my doggo got into the vegetable garden again and destroyed my freshly planted raspberries
>>154323569Did you beat it?
>>154323569what a stitch up
>>154323579retard dog owner alert
>>154323579No, my wife believes you don't beat dogs anymore. I firmly told her off and that's it. I need to do better to stop her getting in there
only third worlders & browns beat dogs
>>154323616did you beat your wife at least?
melbourne is a good city, even a great one, but it is simply inferior to adelaide, sydney, and brisbane.
>>154323660>brisbane>adelaideany city that doesn't have fully developed public transport infrastructure will always be second-rate
It's not in vogue atm but physical discipline is actually highly effective at modifying behaviour.
>>154323320nyoo of coursethe wife and a few mates say noo and other americanisms and it's annoying
my father is law does NDIS stuff like taking spackers out for ice cream and i swear half his clients are just alcoholics who are otherwise perfectly fine
>>154323671melbourne has plenty of pt deficiencies as well, like no rail from the airport
Which AFL club has the worst fans?
>>154323741Hawthorn
>>154323741fred
>>154323741collongwood and carlton easily
>>154323741Pies or poos
>>154323731neither does adelaide, which only has one direct line through the city
>>154323741Poort
we are a serious citywe have the o bahn
>>154323755adelaide makes up for it with a cheap bus rather than 20 dollars either way with a skybusive never had trouble getting around adelaide, sydney, or melbourne via pt. bane has the worst pt but quality of life is higher because it's not as crowded
>>154323769>not as crowdednot for long
>transportation pattertruly the lowest form of conversation
>>154323741North Melbourne
>>154323769>cheap busstandard fare of 4.55 with a 2h expiry for a late bus that comes every 25 minutes
>>154323801is that more or less expensive than the skybus fuckheadan uber from the airport into adelaide cbd is cheaper than the skybus
>>154323741north
i don't really care about public transport because i avoid it like the plaguei couldn't imagine anything worse than sitting on a train full of loud, obnoxious indians and gooks
>>154323818is it cheap or not? it is not. i'm not talking about the skybus or uber.
just realised my wanking hand is also my ass wiping hand
i don't really care about driving because i avoid it like the plaguei couldn't imagine anything worse than sitting traffic full of loud, obnoxious indians and gooks
i randomly switched to wanking lefty as a teen because it felt more like someone else was jerking me off and i haven't gone back since
The humble afternoon coffee.
>>154323825headphones nigga
the crisp afternoon zero sugar monster
>>154323660newcastle mogs all those shitholes
We should put together an /afl/ brains trust to put together some new memes
>>154322645>Optimistically has 3 more years left after this>Has to average 66 goals a season to hit 1000>Has hit at least 66 a season twice across his careerStatistically unlikely.
>>154323869well it's better than melbourne i agree with that
>>154323873Why not just spam quotes from shitty TV ads?
>>154323873many are saying this
>>154323018Splitting hairs but I feel like Poort are closer than Bloos because while they'll both be starting a rebuild next year and getting a top 5 pick through father-son and academy Port have a few more pieces of the future team already in place than Carlton do.Kinda grim for GWS to think they've missed their window but I'm not sure that's wrong.
>>154323062>Houston HallSounds like a Marvel character.
There are a lot of cunts in here, or children.He looks early 20s at worst. One thread is people going on about wanting a men's mental health round, now we are in here ripping into a dude for something he can't control.To all the people that are going to say "it's just a light joke make, chill out". Fuck you. Dude absolutely would be self conscious about this and making a joke out of it, is exactly why we need mental health awareness. Body shaming fucks people up.This sub needs to be better
>>154323018cold toast are pretenders
>>154323351>still allowing unregistered providersNot good enough. That system is going to continue be exploited. Just fucking gut it, start over and nationalise the thing for ffs.
For me it’s ending my post with unironically when I meant it ironically
crazy how nrlsperg psyopped you all into gayposting, even if ironically
>>154323925I have never gayposted in my life.
>>154323925He’s got you wrapped around his little finger
jordie's latest video was shit, so was the one before it
bindi irwins big fat lactating tits
>>154323941Hmm, yes, I would suck on those.
>Harry Sheezel broke his finger on the weekend and didn’t train today. >The good news is the club expects him to train on Fr-JUSTJUSTJUSTJUSTJUST
>>154323941*swims in jorts*
>NDIS increasingly under the scopeis the era of micksperg over?
>>154323960>>154323170hmm...
>>154323987>wanting him unmedicated again
>>154323990Holy shit
>>154323170gonna have to do one of those wanks that jap women give where its just the tips of their thumb and first two fingers
https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1ssc3ax/mihocek_with_a_classy_response_to_a_fan/Why are they all losing their shit over a fairly benign crack about crowd numbers?
>>154323941Saw a bird on the train this morning in office attire with a thin frame and massive bust. Was incredibly hard to not just go full cartoon wolf AWOOGA at her. Very much wanted to inspect those cans
>>154324030office attire may be the hottest attire on women
>>154324030Birds should not be riding trains and wearing pantsuits. They should be hunting insects and building nests.
>didnt deploy the tactical sunglasses so you can stare without repercussion
>all birds are insectivores
why do you keep posting this cringe mystery meat whore you fucking poofter
>>154324036I agreeAnd the real reason is because it awakens childhood memories of girls in school uniform. Office attire on women hits the same.
>cringe mystery meat whore you fucking poofter
>eating insects
>>154324067KEK
Canberra is the best city
whens wrapa round
>>154323969>neckpilledhmm that begs the question
iggs
>Wrap Around Roundfor me, it's PaRappa The Rapper
how was everyone's day?
>>154324107I don't want to talk about it
Where do youse cum when you wank
>>154324112in your mum
>>154324113fucker
>>154324112into the gusset of my neighbour's daughter's knickers that i nicked from their washing line
>>154324112towel
swear to god the piss i just did smelt indian
>>154324112i coom so much i shoot dust
>>154324112Into a tissue. I use two with each fap.
>>154324129basedo diabetes or aids
ACCCKKKKKK
I don't wankwanking is for losers
hello everyone i am here
>>154323616let your wife in to pick the vegies at least
>>154324140fuck that scared the shit out of meive got a few of the symptoms of aidsgonna go get tested on friday
>>154324144>I can be tall and an agile player at the same timewhen will lanklets learn
>>154324156crisp wet on wellington regular
have any of you guys been to wet on wellington?
asterisk season
>>154324171why
>>154324170yes mate
>>154324195what's it like?
imagine being gay. enjoy your AIDS
>>154324112carpet and rub it in
love her
>>154324201Hard to answer. I went a handful of times had a couple of 'good' experiences and the rest were 'what the fuck am I doing here?'. Helped me realise I'm not really into men. Sitting naked in the spa and sauna is pretty fun though.
>>154324202im not even gay and dont have that much sex
>>154324179you'll find out
>>154324218interesting, thanks for sharing
>>154324156based nick daicos
lol
i could rape some of you cunts until your arseholes bled and you were crying for mummy
surprised that the chase hasn't been cancelled yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDH1mp2l_X8BRO WHY ARE DA POLITICIAN'S SELLING US OUT??!!! HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING???!!! WHY WON'T THE SAME POLITICIANS SELLING US OUT STOP STELLING US OUT???!!!
>>154324134Yep. If I’m really horny or it’s been a couple days I use 3Also fuck off questionsperg
>>154324232lolmanian are you gay? have you been in a gay sauna? and do you have AIDS?
>>154324236perfect first date
>>154324246crisp brittany higgins
>>154324236based commander in the russian military
>>154324236crisp andrew mountbatten-windsor
Thoughts on blokes who train their dogs really strictly to follow commands?
>>154324236Dean, or Dani or whatever you go by these days. You need to log off and enjoy this chapter in your life. We get it, The Junkyard Dog, can still root women yet became a woman yet is still more manly than /alf/ Thats the drugs speaking. Plesae don't make light of r*pe many of the trans posters here are still triggered because of the ra*pe they commited against so many nameless janitors. Have some heart.
>>154324258disenfranchised loser tradies trying to gain a semblance of power over their shitty consumerist sheep lives
>>154324258I think they're disciplined and their dogs are always pleasant to be around vs people whose dogs won't leave you alone, especially when you're eating.
>>154324255>mountbatten-windsorcrazy how it's actually battenberg-saxe-coburg-gotha, all four of which are german
>le training your dog is bad and makes me angry/jealous of you
i think anyone of good repute would admire a well-trained dog
dog in the back of the ute and comes to work with meessentially my manly emotional support animal
>germans are inbred retards
>>154324277no need to greentext that one mate
>>154324262> gain a semblance of power over their shitty consumerist sheep lives>brought to you by Incel Inside, major sponsor of countless hours spent videogaming and chatting with other fat losers like this cunt.
>>154324265FUCKINGTHISHIS
he's BOILING
>>154324277imported heaps of the brown sneaky stabby explody rapey ones too
would the dosn have won a final if they convinced darren lockyer to turncoat or would he have been as shit as karmichael hunt or israel folau
>>154324282Someone train this dog, he's lashing out
tradiesperg is also commiepoof? astonishing. I understand why he can'y get a job or finish an apprecnticeship now. too busy posting here.
Kangaroo burgers for tea
>eating meat
>>154324293
>>154324268british royal family has been foren since 1066
>>154324293too meek, unskilled and gutless to do it yourself ?typical.
>>154324258dogs are happier when they know their place
>>154324300My dog would die for me because he respects me.Your dog would eat your corpse once can no longer Pavlov him.
>>154324304just like tradies. look how well trained they arehttps://www.tiktok.com/@the.tiser/video/7127934376507198722?is_from_webapp=1
Will Pauline tell the punters that voting for her ensures a labor win in the next election?
german people may be disgusting but they do breed good dogs
stop projecting humanness onto dogs mate
>>154324316crispt. luv my rottie
whos excited for sydney swans training tomorrow night
>>154324314good, accelerate the collapse. so much the better if it destroys the coalition.
>>154324319excellent breed. i have a boxer.
>>154324314she's a charlatan fraud. she exploits the disenfranchised and downtrodden to further the corporate interests of MNCs and mining moguls.
>>154324322yes we need to expediate the process of building our own prison.
>>154324331>expediateexpedite* what you posted isn't a word
christian pootractor
>>154324329weird how mncs and mining corps donate far more to labor than ON
I prefer cats.
>mncs
>>154324338where there's more political influence possible, yeah. doesn't address poorlean the con artist and her deceitful ways
>>154324333damn
Politicians are paid actors literal whores for hire who will say anything the nobility want them to. Do a bad job? No consequences go work in another sector, change sides on a dime. Democracy is fake all its supposed benefits are all platitudes. We need an orthodox Christian monarchy.
the 14 year old tradcath
>>154324354i dont think kath was ever trad mate
>>154324354Ad hominem gish gallop
sex with sex gifs
talk about the footy
sex with footy sex gifs
>>154323018Brisbane are absolutely toast
>>154324310>tiktok>calling anyone a consumerist sheepyour BAAAAing is scaring the children, black sheep. fucken basketball machete sheep. send you to the middle east on a boat with all your mates.
PHOOOoooOoOoOoOooooooOooooTIIIIIIIIIIIIIfooty footy footy me like footy me only personality trait is phooty duuuuu
Lets discuss how politics affects footy?
the aflw season is very short. how do the full time professional players spend their 7 months a year off?
>>154324366
>>154324296>burgers made with lean protein
The built in speakers for my TV are so bad
Kangaroo is a disgusting meat
>>154324371coaching and mentoring young preteen biological girls
Kangaroo is a disgusting football club
>>154324376wrong
When we encounter someone cooked in the street what we don't do is kneel down and bathe their unwashed feet while we simultaneously weep for the traumas that have led them to this point in their sordid existence. No, we don't give a single shit and we walk on by possibly while shielding our young from venturing too close to them. Yet on BF we're led to believe that in these instances the majority would immediately mitigate any negative behaviours as having been caused by underlying mental health concerns and simultaneously pray that the poor victim is nurtured back to health and prosperity, as they have done with this well paid, well supported professional athlete
>>154324374you know burger mince has fat added to it, right?
>>154324383
>>154324380Retard
>>154324386What kind of fat did you add to your burgers?
WESTERN BULLDOGSIn: R.Gardner, J.Busslinger, A.Treloar, L.Smith, J.DolanOut: R.Lobb (hamstring), J.O'Donnell (hamstring), S.Darcy (knee), J.Croft (omitted), T.Liberatore (concussion)SYDNEYIn: W.Edwards, D.Rampe, B.CooteeOut: J.Hamling (omitted), I.Heeney (injured), Co.Warner (omitted)
>>154324373gotcha bitch. tell ya mum knee how like a good lil chink drone.
Meat is disgusting in general
>>154324396>I.Heeney (injured)lol there will be some melts from anyone that brought him at top dollar for him to miss an easy kill a week or two later
>>154324396Those outs are truly terrible... Hases anyone done a statistical analysis on how prevalant injuries are in ALF compared to other sports? Including missing games for concussion?
>>154324396can't believe ryan gardner is still playing
jedd busslinger, the igg
>>154324410does he sling buss?
Footy was never really that good when you think about it
>>154324415tsmt
easting meat is very bad. very very bad. the vehgetarian cuisine is the true gormet choice sars. it also makes your peniscock bigger! I have spoken!
>>154324410buss lingerholy shit we discovered the first afl player that uses /afl/ it's bus anon*lingers at bus stop*
>>154324422Retard
Pretty hungry might get maccies.
There is so good anime this season
>>154324409If you're tall and can play ruck or defender at at least VFL level you can carve yourself a 10 year career on an AFL list even if you barely play a senior game.
>Gone from waiting until 9pm for it to get dark to it getting dark before 6pm within a few weeksThis throws your system out so much.
beavo
I HATE DAYLIGHT SAVINGI HATE DAYLIGHT SAVING
might have a couple of cheeky beavoes actually
>>154324422eating epic reddit bacon won't cure your micropenis
>>154324410bussligger
ken hinkley > beavo
kin henkley
still reckon king ken should take over at richmond or carlton, been saying for some time now
Retard meat eaters thinking they’re owning libtards by being a fat glutton
>>>/v/737410842
>>154324476We wuz gods n shieeet
>>154324464I doubt he's going to go back into coaching now that he has a comfy media position. He won't be a senior coach ever again and he'll be making more from a few hours work at Fox Footy with zero stress than he would as a full time assistant coach. Why would he do that to himself?
might need to break out the trackies
I'm so old
ancuck day
>>154324467Post your body if you're going to talk like this.
>>154324486yeah it seems he's settling into a comfy media gig, which is fair enough. just thought he could've been good for one of those struggling teams
atheists are so dumb
its super saturday first anzac day second
>>154324490How do you fare?
>>154324500I would say misguided and ignorant at the least
>>154324476>Those mythologies white people were creating about 3000 years ago were actually stories about black people>I say that with zero research, evidence, logic or reasoningI'm convinced.
>>154324515Nah they’re tards
Got a soul to sell hot off the presses
Everyone but me is stupid. Prove me wrong.
>>154324529David King. There's your answer.
wife calls me her well trained dog. gives me treats when she plays with the pack leader
The new host of who wants to be a millionaire sucks. BRING BACK EDDIE
>>154324537wife sounds like a bitch
>>154324529there are very smart people who are very stupid in many respects, and vice versacomparatively, we all have our strengths and weaknesses
When's RC supposed to come back?
Watching the office
rc is dead mate
>>154324552he's dead
>>154324554>>154324558sloppy job mossad
kingys on
>custom rss feed of aggregate afl websites>a few select fan channels on youtube>/afl/Literally don't need anything more.
I think there is something wrong with my liver, my piss smells like a 2 week dead possum.
>>154324570based diabetes or aids customer
>>154324567How about a real life friend?
>>154324567and r/afl
meant /r/feet
>>154324567ayo this nigga using rss wtf
vrazy how your allowed to say nigga on a blueboard but not nigger when they both have the same referent.
>>154324567>No what RSS feeds are but never used themI know they died off but why? What replaced them and what advantages are there to still using them?
>>154324592>No whatJesus, I'm fucking retarded. Why do I keep making errors like this all the time now? My mind never used to be this mushy.
rss feeds are reddit for incels
>>154324591its because this iteration of the janman actually isnt a b& happy retard
What's an rss feed?
>>154324570Go doctor tomorrow.
urine is not stored in your liver
>>154324630pee is stored in the balls
>>154324607i posted a nice pretty asian lady playing with her juicy penis and he banned me
>>154324630No shit. It's obviously stored in the pisser...
>>154324570*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
what would happen if you put the end of a caulking gun down your penis and filled it with wet area silicone
>>154324643nuice try coomernot going to stoop down to your level
>>154324645ask grok or some shit idk
>>154324645It would be extremely painful.
>>154324649for urethra
>>154324653
>>154324645Only one way to find out...
>tfw get completed on attractiveness in real life>complete loner so no photos of me for dating apps
>tfw you go over to your mates place after school and his house had an intercome system that didn't work
>>154324665all you need is a few selfies and then let some ai generate photos for you doing cool normie things in public
dating apps are a waste of time. girls want an irl "cute meet"
>>154324679He's probably not gonna get that with no friends because he likely has no social life that affords him opportunities to meet women. Also women get the ick from men with no friends. Sucks but that's the way it is.
You idiots know nothing about ‘dating’
>>154324679most girls just want 8" length and 6.5" girth
>>154324687meant most tradies sorry
>>154324687
what do we think of cric
cric daicos
>>154324702was alright until jamboy came aroundlooks like he's fucked off though
>>154324702Not a fan.
>>154324698pics or it didn't happen
andy mcgraththe fuck this cunt actually finna do
>>154324702Ashes are fun, the Bairstow incident was hilarious
>>154324714That ain't mine. That ain't nobody's. I'm just illustrating how ridiculous such expectations are.
i want a gf that is a 25+ year old virgin loser
Just realized Tasmania are a non-victorian team
>25+ year gf virgin losersounds like the essendon football club
keep your kisses;im all out of love;i warned you my dove;not take push to shove.
You lads are fucked
>>154324737you have to wonder why the media is running defence for all the NDIS fraud
>>154324702Shit! And what do we think of shit? Cric!We hate cricWe hate cricWe hate cric
>>154324737No one with legitimate autism (if that even exists) is getting a cent through that scam.
>>154324679i agree with them
Legitimate autism does exist and its not 4chan posters4chan posters are just weirdo losersLegitimate autism is serious
farkin 2up on satdy boys yeww
I hate Australia and Australians i hate the Anglo race and secular liberalism
>>154324425you are a muslim or a pakistani or a homosexual. all the three I would be thinking!>>154324458as the mayonesa of suck my indian girldick, In charge you with being a faggot a smelly paki homosex faggot so lucky nyou your sentence is to fuck off to reddit you know so much about. eat.my.fake.indian.shit.nigga./
>>154324755if you hate secularism then you're not white
>>154324747yep, its just a cope for losers
>>154324761it's the Taj Mahal's of posters
I'm an expert at noticing strange behaviours in people
>>154324747What are the key differences between legitimate autists and weirdo losers?
I can tell who is a pc gamer from their neck posture "nerd neck" they call it
>>154324775being a non native speaker I can't put it into words, but that meme with the giy pissing next to tye other guy and saying he is a glorious hinduriffic vegan blessed by shiva and ganesh and bubbleobill is whatg I think is the difference. the legitimate autist is too busy wanking to porn or shit or dead pakistanis, but the weirdo loser is terminally online wanking to actual porn or footy crowd screenshots or his fellow weirdo losers's crapping on. but as a mayor, with mayoral duties, I think you're all fuckwits and am glad you won't be a drain on the taxpayers. like me. more rupees for me.
monday to wednesday is just wasted eveningsnothing to watch whateversobeit
>>154324775how much they wank/watch porn
when you are in a bisexual competition and your opponent is christian petracca
>>154324791get a dog or something, jesus fucking wept you are a sad boring fuckstick.
>>154324793hold my great northern
Watch love on the spectrum. A lot of those folk cant even function in day to day life without help
keep thinking it's Monday because I took the last two days off kek.
>get a dog please don'tthink about your neighbours
Autism is a spectrum
>>154324806And they'll destroy your vegie garden
>>154324792How much does each group do that?
My mate had a dog that barked and one afternoon some threw poison over the wall and the dog ate it and died
banes superiority has sent this guy into a tizzy
>>154324817Brown neighbourhoods, brown behaviour.
>>154324811being a coomer can have the symptoms of autism like brain fog, social anxiety or laziness when in fact it's just being a cumbrain that has been turned into mush from decades of wanking every daythis will lead most people into becoming weirdo and probable 4chan usersautism however is something that you are born with and is in a whole different catagory of mental illness
I'm scared of big dogs
got him on a string lads
I just want to die
>>154324826I thought Brisbane would be better. Like Collingwood, they're just not very good I'm afraid.
>>154324828I'm not convinced you know what you're talking about.
>>154324835I'm speaking from experience
>>154324829it's ok, he's on a string and can't hurt you. fluffy is very gentle. just let him sniff you.
reckon my red nose pitty could easily murder every weak faggot itt
I've watched enough porn for 10 lifetimes
who the FUCK stops collingwood now that they've found their mojo
>>154324852dosn
>>154324839Anecdotal evidence isn't worth shit.
>>154324852basically every other team, potentially even richmond
I once saw a very funny webm where a pitbull attacked a big black guy and he picked it up and swung it around like a hammer throw and threw it over a fence
how funnys Richmond. went through their entire rebuild, premiership window and washed phase in 3 months instead of 10 years
I’ve got a bee in my bonnet
>>154324852West Coast, MCG, 23rd of May. Harley teabagging a broken Nick Daicos at the final horn.That's who and when and where.
ooo my little football team which I live vicariously through is better than your little football teamGrow. The. Fuck. Up.
Nick Daicos is elite.
>>154324870so true
Angrysperg is on a heater
>>154324702Oh no
>>154324879Ive legit got madonna/whore syndrome. I struggle to be sexually attracted to women I am in relationships with while only get horny for nasty whores.
Ausgaylians let us all rejews for we are all jews
noite lads
>>154324870ah yes. now I will listen to you kween.
I don't rate green tea at all. It is so inferior to an earl gray.
Why do they only play faggy girlie music over the sound sytem at afl games?
>>154324904earl gay is shit. so is green ntea. tea is black leaf and everyone who doesn't drink it like I do is weird and a foreigner.
I will never ever drink tea
>>154324907Nick Daicos.
Razor Ray is back Poggers
I prefer coffee generally but there's times where tea just hits the spot where coffee cannot.
Where is another thread i can post in just casually with the lads type vibes
Carrie Bickmore got beyond-pissed in Sri Lanka on a massive bender (with her kids present) and fell and smacked her head and require corrective surgery and stitches.>t. insidesourcelad
>>154324919should probably drink tea instead of all that uberjeets semen .
>>154324956was she wearing a helmet?
>>154324953
>>154324956did this happan before or after her appearance on mick molloy's new show on monday night?
>>154324960No, this is a full-on massive gash on her head>>154324964I didn't watch that, but if her head wasn't bandaged it was before
>>154324956we need to wrap our arms around her
Who's Carrie Bickmore?
>>154324972a famous nudist
>>154324956https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/like-a-crime-scene-carrie-bickmore-shares-details-of-horrific-accident/news-story/4220a3d2202a0af2bfcda8140c1984a2>t. insidesourceladArticles been up for 2 days just nobody cared.
>>154324956yeah read that in the woman's weekly too aye luv. what a slag cunt. reckon she fucked that darkie wozzy aly? hahaha bet she did hahaha
>>154324972Footy player, I should think, considering where we are
>>154324977That explains what, not how (or why). I got scoops (no pun intended) on what the media can't publish.
ms. bickmore also addressed the story where she got naked in front of her son's friend.apparently her son left for school and she stripped nude to go for a shower. then she heard footsteps coming back up the driveway and opened the door, "forgetting" she wasn't clothed and it wasn't her son returning because he forgot something, it was his mate and she just stayed at the door starkers, asking him how he was going. she tried to explain herself by saying she was a normal looking woman and adolescent boys need to see what a real woman looks like naked
>>154324981women footy players? haha yeah rifght!
>I got scoops
>>154324989wish she did me this favour hahadefinitely not indecent exposure to a minor though haha
>>154324989>it was an accident, i forgot, i didn't know>yeah it was intentional and he needed to see it?
>>154324989Hot
why hasn't she done anything nude in the media if shes such an exhibititionist
>>154325008got a mainstream career and image to maintain
>>154324985>>154325005making shit up thats contradictory is so easy any fuckwit can do it and post it. see mick, you're not special, original or clever after all.
>>154325014That hasn't stopped pretty much every female in media ever
>>154325008>zoomer wasn't around for the Black&White magazine series.nudity wasn't always just on the internet.
>>154325016he's not me retard, i've been playing vidya for the past hour
>>154325008what if i told you she's naked every time she presents her show with tommy little>too bad it's a radio show
Shut the FUCK UP mum
>>154325031she's not
>contradictory made up shit>i've been playing video games like a big boy!yep thats xir.
>>154325033but it's on radio. how would you know?are you tommy little?
footo tomoz
>>154325038GOSSIP SISTERS HOW DO WE RESPOND???
>>154325055because they put recording snippets on their instagram page
>>154324852>now that they've found their mojoWhen did that happen?
>>154325038i broke you
>>154325064thoughts and prayers and meth, mostly.
>>154325027what ye been playin
so it turns out what i thought was a fungal toenail infection was psoriasis
>>154325088Keep us posted
>>154325086I don't want to talk about it
i fucking love being racist and cracking racist jokes.If i went to the footy I would be fucking banned and shamed in the media for racially abusing an ethnically inferior player.
>>154325086candy crush
fuck up saxon
>"Come here by the millions and bee urself"
>>154325117this guy is complete scum, but he's not alone in thatwould love to see his housing portfolio
saw my friend's hot mum naked once. it was equally hot and weird
>>154325126saw my mates not hot mum on the toilet one time, she was like the deputy principal or some other important role at my primary school toonot cleanly shaven at all
i should clarify that i was at his house and she was pissing with the door open
i've always thought women look hot sitting on the toilet
I was friends with this indian kid in year 1 and a few times me and this other kid went over to his place after school and the indian kid would "play a prank" on his chubby indian mum by us all running into the bathroom while she was taking a showerthis happened multiple times
>>154325124He has six. In his name at least.
>>154325135kek dadberg used to do that all the time til sisza's friend was staying over one night and saw him taking a piss and screamed. mumza went running into the laundry, sees him still pissing, door open and just tore into him. he hasn't done it since
>>154325148grim
my dadza still pisses with the door open, regularly pisses in the garden outside too if he can't be bothered going inside
>>154325148>"why won't politicians reform and rectify the housing market?"
>>154325164>voting totally works! you can vote for the party that makes things more expensive and demographically replaces you, or the other party that also makes things more expensive and demographically replaces you!
No fuckin footy on fucks sake
>>154325172The choice is obvious, innit?
I don't like caramel, I find it too sweet. I don't sweet foods or sugar in general really>>154325173Tomorrow fella
4chan age verification is coming soon
bullets>ballots
>>154325177source?starting to glow in here btw
>>154325177that would be the final straw for me going 1933
>>154325185you've got my vote
>>154325185What happened in 1933
>>154325177Doubt it. They told the UK to go fuck themselves so can see them instituting it as long as the US is their key demo. Plus the site is already dying. That will be the nail in the coffin. No idea where the fuck people will go.
>>154325177https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/71209929/4chan-community-support-llc-v-uk-office-of-communications/
flexible gf 2026
4chan is literally the last thread holding my mental health together
>>154325191x/telegram/faceberg/instagoy/tiktok most likely/pol/ talking points are basically mainstream anyway at this point
rybka twins gfs 2026
weight loss is impossible
>>154325197People come to 4chan specifically to avoid these shitholes.>/pol/ talking points are basically mainstream anyway at this pointNo shit, that's why they want to put names to faces to shut it down because they're scrambling.
>>154325198i can't trust twins, can never fully trust that they're not pretending to be each other
latest down the rabbit hole vidgood knight
Eat less.Move more.Lose weight.Proven formula.
>>154325191maybe not 4chan but every mainstream OS and internet browser will
>>154325207ooh seems a good one, SHALL watchnight mate
I want to leave the internet badly, hope this place dies it would be great for me in current year
>>154325210It just opens up new markets or increases the markets of existing ones that don't go along. There will always be ways around this shit and people willing to accommodate those that seek them.
>>154325203the reality is the internet has been centralised, your altchans/onion chans are not going to have the traffic of 4chan (though obviously fewer shills/bots) which is part of the appeal, and other forums are too niche4chan is really the only place of its kind with enough traffic to be meaningful, with it gone everywhere is basically the same
>>154325200do an absurd amount of cardio. people say calories are more important, they aren't. doing crazy amounts of cardio turns you body into a literal fat burning machinethe leanest I ever got around 10%bf I was eating 4000 calories a day and doing 2-3 hours of cardio
>>154325204easy fix; just have to mark one of them
>>154325220any ways of having an internet connection that doesn't rely on having a modem with backdoor spyware and or paying ISP's that share your data with anyone who asks?
>>154325224What type of cardio? Ain’t no way I’m doing anything more than walking and maybe a bit of stairmaster, I hate cardio
>>154325234building your own modem is laughably easyISPs is much more difficult, you can't really start your own ISP easily but it is possible if you want to jump through the hoops and pay the fees. wouldnt really be worthwhile unless you had a number of people using it and spreading the costs
>>154325234use someone else's
Who’s baking
>>154325245make it a good one, tomorrow is footy day
>>154325236well then stay fat lardass
>>154325248This.
baking
used to use up my dad's GB-limited internet looking up porn late into the night and he'd always wonder it got used up so quickly, feel kinda bad about it now>>154325245let turbo bake tomorrow morning
