My Rammies :D
Eagles are finished
>>154976602SCHIZO ALERT
>>154976637Stacking your team with all the best players in the league is cheating btw
>>154976645you know I've been hearing that a lot recently, but I don't think it's true
>eww get away smelly nigger*throws TD*>go back to africa shaka zuluYea, that's what's gonna happen and what Carson Beck is going to say
>>154976662He is literally dating a Blacked star
>>154976667Seahawks have no chance of returning
>>154976645There’s going to be at least one more big one in the hunt for arch. Denzel ward, Garrett Wilson, Tyreek hill, Nelson, Warren from Indy, all could be gone by week 6
>All the boomer chuds ripping Illinois for not giving more money to Billionaires to build their vanity projects
I am a sex virgin
>>154976696They definitely have a chance. Their defense is that good
>>154976696>>154976740They should be rated the same way you rated the 2024 Eagles' repeat chances
>>154976740They lost some players like Riq Woolen and their defense being that good was confusing to begin with, it’s not like it had star players. It’s probably not sustainable
>>154976766In no world. The Eagles were a superteam on both sides of the ball. Best o-line in the league, Jalen Hurts, Saquon Barkley, Aj Brown, Devante Smith, Dallas Goddard on one side, and a top 3 defense on the other.The Seahawks had a surprisingly good defense, no longer have a runningback, have two great wide receivers but Sam DarnoldIt’s not even close to equivalent
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>>154976786Kenneth Walker was their change of pace back and not an elite run blocker. I have no doubt that Price will eventually fill out there. Defense should still be good (as good? who knows). The offense could suffer under a new playcaller tbf.
>>154976828I've never seen a more washed quarterback by age 30
>>154976662cringe
>>154976828His career is over
>>154976772>that good was confusing to begin with, it’s not like it had star playersIt's their HC who's a defensive genius.
>>154976772I think Mcdonald is that good at scheming defense to make otherwise mediocre players look good. When he was DC in Baltimore his unit was fucking up teams
>>154976864>>154976918
>>154976667Bills being higher than Jaguars, Bengals, Broncos, Texans, Patriots, and Ravens is insanity
>>154976942No, it’s not. And the Broncos do not even belong in that list
>>154976940'fraid that is ai generated
>>154976960The Bills didn't even win their division
>>154976971Trip on pedo
>>154976971Neither did the Ravens, Bengals or Texans that you say should be over them
>>154976828
>>154976696Nah they are still loaded from the Wilson trade. Legion of boom, loaded at wr, ol, rb probably best special teams and home field advantage
Sam Darnold and the Seahawks are not starting a dynasty and going to the super bowl every year /nfl/. You can be so embarrassing.Conversation over.
>Aaron Donald is coming back as wellWhy even play this season.
>>154976828Look at this fat washed bum
>>154976621>american puritans think a 24 year old fucking an 18 year old is outrageous
Seahawks: realRams and 49ers: unreal
>>154977152>A wild French degenerate appears Do you have an alarm for any time a thread mentions sex
The Rams just traded for Pat Surtain
>>154977161I'm just checking out the NFLgeneral. I'm not the one who made two adults having sex the headline.
>>154977178Wtf. I thought you were bullshitting
Rams just traded for Pat Mahomes.
Rams just traded for Bo Jackson
>>154977279Wtf. I thought you were bullshitting
Rams just traded their 2027 4th for Kavontae Turpin
>>154977298Wtf. I thought you were bullshitting
Calvin Johnson coming out of retirement to reunite with Matt Stafford in Los Angeles
Steelers just cut Aaron Rodgers.
Jesús Cristo has signed a UDFA contract with the Rams
They traded for everyone but Joe Burrow, the one man that could have made them great
>>154977357Who would Burrow make great? The gay sex with black guys store? Maybe if they have a wheelchair ramp.
>>154977386Rude post
My dad's never gonna see another Raiders Owl is he?
>>154977298Boomers just creamed themselves
>>154977397They're literally on YouTubehttps://youtu.be/Nq-kEM4yV1I
The rams have signed ryback
>>154977423Yeah man Ken Stabler just needs to suit up again
Hell is empty, and all the Rams are here
Career WAR of borderline hofers. Brady has 81.2 for reference>Rivers: 44.2>Big Ben: 40.1>Stafford: 36.8>Matt Ryan: 36.6>Russell Wilson: 32.3>Eli Manning: 26.1
>>154977466 Rapistberger and Stafford are in.
>>154977466>borderline hofers>dangeruss>matty ice
I will never respect the stupid shitty ““Sea””““Hawks””.I will always hespecto the loaded scary Rams.
>>154977444You jest but currently he has a better chance of making the playoffs than kirko bangs and memedoza. R.I.P. king
inch by inch play by play
>>154977539Calm down Caleb
>>154977493Stafford is not first ballot. Period
>>154976772>Riq WollenWasn't he the one that blew a 3rd or 4th down call on a hold just to get burnt for a tuddy on the very next play?
>>154977466Russ is first-ballot. Nigga has 10 Pro Bowls. Eli, Stafford and Big Ben are likely locks. Rivers and Ryan are the iffiest on this list but I think they both make it
that's football guys, that's all it is
>>154977238>sir tan>is actually just black
>>154977586All wrong retard. You don’t know anything
>>154977612>All wrong retardWe don’t sign our posts here
>>154977560>a 3 time suoerbowl champ and 2 time league mvp who's 3rd in passing yards, 4th in passing tds and 1st in 4th quarter comebacks isn't a first ballot hall of famerRetard
>>154977586Shut the fuck up you fucking moron lmao
>>154977644Fanfic is crazy
>>154977488Gojira spotted
>>154977466>WARPlease stop, this is bad enough in luckswing but the players at least do the same role at bat there.
>>154977560The league loves Stafford plus >>154977644
>>154977657>all this seethe for no reasonGet your blood pressure checked or at least livestream your heart attack
>>154977152online allegations claim they may have interacted before she turned 18
>>154977599It's a game of inches
>>154977676I forgot Eli plays safety, not QB
>>154977644>>a 3 time suoerbowl champNigga?
>>154977586>Russ is first-ballot.
>>154977709That isn’t the point, you drooling retard.
>>154977722seething
>>154977709The problem is giving football positions WARs at all, not interposition placement
dem boyz caught u slippin
>>154977719>recency bias zoomoidMany such cases. 18+
>>154977688No one's seething at your stupid ass kek 10 muh fuggin pro bowls we wuz throwing 200 yards a game n sheeit
>>154977586>Pro Bowlslmao
The only currently active first-ballot QBs are:MahomesLamarRodgersThat’s it. Period.
>No one’s seething>immediately proceeds to have a melty
>>154977738>I’m retarded and annoying>the problem is that you don’t like itMhmm
>>154977586Shedeur sanders has more pro bowls per season than Russ #fact
>>154977713They're going to judge him by all his accomplishments, not just what he accomplished 4+ years before he retired.
>>154977777
>>154977771Stafford will be first ballot by the end of next year
>>154977750>recency bias zoomoid
>>154977791Put Shedoodoo in the hall of fame
>>154977807>>154977772Are you indian or an underage hispanic teen by any chance
>>154977776you sound like a redditor also stop samefagging
>>154977807>no denialVery telling
>>154977823>samefaggingYou are genuinely fucking retarded. This thread is already ruined because you’re here, so nice going you faggot loser.
God, Mina Kimes is REALLY leaning into the whole celebrity thing. Get your money, I guess.
>>154977771>Lamar
>>154977771>LamarLmao. Rich man’s Scam Newton. He’s probably statpadded enough against the Browns to get in but without some actual playoff success he’s gonna have to wait a few years
Sure is a browns day today.
>>154977839>I'm not seething
>>154977795I don't think the voters will ever totally absolve him of his failure to lift Detroit out of poverty.
>>154977849>>1549778503 MVPs + the all-time seasons he’s put up + being the first truly great black QB are already enough to make him a lock even without a ring, same as Marino
>>154977880Marino made an Owl. Lameme hasn't
Only Mahomes and Rodgers are first ballot if they retired today. Allen and Jackson are on pace to be first ballot even without rings, but they aren't first ballot today
>>154977852I didn’t say I wasn’t seething
>>154977880I don’t think voters are going to ignore that he has zero dawg and disappears every postseason and really whenever he has to play a big game
>>154977902Stafford. Flacco is close Lamar, Muhammes are on the way
>>154977902If Allen and Jackson make an Owl, they'll probably make it. Otherwise, they'd need to operate at the same pace for like another decade, which they won't
>>154977914He got shafted by mark andrews tbf
>>154977898>>154977902You’re underrating 3 MVPs. Gemini:>In NFL history, every single player who has won at least 3 MVPs and is currently eligible for the Pro Football Hall of Fame was inducted on the first ballot.>In fact, winning 3 MVPs is an ironclad ticket to Canton. Only six players in NFL history have accomplished this feat: Peyton Manning, Aaron Rodgers, Jim Brown, Johnny Unitas, Brett Favre, and Tom Brady.
>>154977936He had 2 turnovers in that game
>>154977929>Flaccolmao>StaffordNot enough consistency to be first ballot. Only makes it first ballot if it's a really weak year >MahomesAlready first ballot 3 years ago
>>154977965>Taking the baitGo back dootnoodle
>>154977944Lamar has 2 and he’s not getting another, if you’re going full “stop the count” on Allen’s MVP you’re embarrassing yourself
>>154977944>Peyton Manning, Aaron Rodgers, Jim Brown, Johnny Unitas, Brett Favre, and Tom Brady.All SB champions save for Brown who existed before it (and who was an NFL champion)
>>154977962And brady won 3 playoff games throwing 3 ints. Sometimes you need teammates to step up and then magically you aren't a choker anymore
>>154977983Not even gonna lie I fully thought he actually won that one and forgot he got robbed, nvm then Just Mahomes and Rodgers
If you had to fuck an NFL player, who would it be?
>>154977936Worse throw than catch attempt thoughever
>>154978002Trevor Lawrence
>>154978002Not a Lions fan btw, forgot to mention
>>154978001He has 3 first team all pros, but Allen took the third MVP. His second all pro/MVP was weak as shit though
>>154977880>truly great
>>154977994>And brady won 3 playoff games throwing 3 intsCompare that to the 20+ playoff wins that Brady looked good in. Lamar has only looked good in the Wild Card and when they trounced the Texans during Stroud's rookie year. Every other big playoff game, he has been THE reason they lost
>>154978002Caleb would have more youthful passion but Rodgers definitely knows more about how to please a man. I gotta go with the experienced vet
>>154978001He and Allen should switch their years but it should still only be 2
>>154978002I'm a gayfag, so whichever players get dicked down on the DL and post their bussies getting gaped on the internet are the ones I would go for
>>154978002I said this before, but Brock Purdy. I'd let him fuck me even if I didn't HAVE to
>>154978002If I have to top then easily joe burrow. If I get to bottom then any of the defensive linemen on my Eagles team would be hot.
>>154978002Myles Garrett. Biggest buck of this lick plus he probably screams like a good girl. Imagine the ego feed making him yelp
A RAM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
IT’S RAINING RAMS
MR. PRESIDENT A SECOND RAMS TRADE HAS HIT THE NFL
>>154978002Definitely a future hall of fame qb like Matt ryan, Russell Wilson, Philip rivers, Joe Flacco or Tyler huntley
>>154978038Yeah he’s the new Peyton Manning. Best regular season QB but last QB you want in the playoffs
>>154976772> it’s not like it had star playersThat means it’s more sustainable than not. It doesn’t rely on great individual efforts to succeed.
>>154978127Or that it was a fluke
>>154976942Bengals will come 3rd in their division
It's real
>>154978143Scared of the Bengos?
>>154978120>Last QB you'd want in the playoffsManning was no were near that bad in the playoffs in his prime
>>154978145
>>154977466When your “statistic” puts Rivers higher than Big Rape and Frat Stafford it’s a flawed stat.
[Rapoport] The Rams and star CB Pat Surtain II agreed on a contract adjustment, giving him a $5M raise now and a chance to make $5M more next year with a Pro Bowl or All-Pro nod.
>>154977755This image seems to be calling Goof good and I’m gonna have to object
>>154978157Nah YOU weren’t
>>154978160Spineless, soulless little worm.
>>154977755What’s Gayleb getting in for? Most loads in his asshole?
>>154977755>On Pace>Joe Burrow>It’s Early. But They Could>Caleb Williams>Jaydn DanielsWtf is this shit. Why does every retard need to have a hot take. Just end the graph after the top 2 squares lil bro
>>154978165It's only for the regular season. If Include playoffs Ben will overtake him most likely. Rivers is pretty comfortably the best regular season QB out of that group
>>154978179u r so mad
>>154978192>Why does every retard need to have a hot takeYou tell us
>>154978200Oh wow was he? So how many MVPs did he win?
>>154978222He doesn't have the highest peak season (Ryan does in 2016, then Stafford last year), but was very consistent. But he was never the best QB in the league like those two. This is a career measure
Chiefies
>>154978234I’ve got a career measure for you*unzips pants*
>>154978241>The tornado is good
AJ Brown is more excited about being a Pat than winning the SB, can't remember the last time a player was so obsessed with their childhood team years after entering the league
>>154978234Would you agree to the premise that Rivers will not get in the hall before Stafford? Their eligibility is too close, and I think Stafford's resume bests Rivers'.
>>154977644>3 time super bowl champYoungbitch is off his rocker again
>>154978282Tornadies score more touchdowns in my state than some shit teams (not mine) do all season kek
>>154978293Stafford has a better resume for sure, and is a lock. I think rivers gets in though, maybe 3 or 4 ballots in
>>154978284Tom Brady wanted to be a 49er his whole career? dudes do it all the time. Eagles are going no where he was right to abandon ship.
>>154978284He’s just an insane BPD whore, same as the other ABHe’ll be crashing out about having a cracker QB or something and demanding a trade five weeks into the season
>>154978293Why should Rivers get in at all? He's kind of a loveable loser but he hasnt' done a thing that merits being in the HoF. If there was a Hall of Aite then yeah sure.
>>154978241What goes on there, other than… that
>>154978340He was very good to elite for over a decade at the most important position
>>154978342We have sunflowers
Trannies in this gen will bend over backwards to say mahomes is washed while also being irrationally frightened and hate watching the queefs once the season starts. Is this the Brady effect at its finest? Don't remember it being this bad even when the pats started winning and being in every owl for like 5 years.
Is waffle a better receiver than brown? Why didn’t the broncos give the eagles a first for AJ?
>>154978369>irrationally frightenedQuite rational actually
>>154978342Meth
>>154978342I would say corn and porn but that's Nebraska
>>154978403That’s also Chiefs country tbf
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME SCHEDULE NARRATIVE
>>154978407><=<><Eagles line way better
>>154978405There's a fair amount of Broncos fans there too
Raiders are a mallgoth Alysa Liu SoCal team and need to go back. The Vegas team is soulless.
>>154977936>ignores a non contact fumble and a 20 yard overthrow interceptionYou niggers will blame anyone but lamar
>>154978415Maye is not better than Hurts lol
the bears just traded for jalen carter
>>154978427Jalen, pls…
>>154978407Head to Head>Fake Gaye>Shartquon Bustly>GayJ Brown>PinkEye Semen would win but his negative aura DQ's him>BOOTY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE OPEN>Dallass
>>154978417Don’t ever reply to me again
the fleet just traded for ryback
>>154978407Lmao, patriots are great only to be stunted by Drake Maye lol
>>154978439I don't like replying to you either statmutt
>>154978241I’ve always wondered, how far away can you head tornadoes coming? Like, are they loud enough to give you their own warning in advance?
Drake London got extended
>>154977929> Flacco is closeLose the vpn kiwi
>>154978454Sound travels through the air so the tornado sucks it all up and is completely silent
>>154978454probably not very far unless they're the giant onessupposedly those sound like a train in the distance
>>154978455>4 years $141 millionMassive overpay
>>154978454They are extremely loud. You can hear what they sound like in thesehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=SE_Nro8Svpo&pp=ygUbcmFyZSBqb3BsaW4gdG9ybmFkbyBmb290YWdlhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=cQnvxJZucds&pp=ygUPZmFzdHJpcCB0b3JuYWRvhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Rk5Y2biSpog&pp=ygUeIHRvcm5hZG8gY2FwdHVyZWQgb24gaG91c2UgY2Ft
Made enough money today and yesterday to blow on a hooker (again), should I?
>>154977713>>1549782953x Super Bowl Champion (2022, 2027, 2028)
>>154977929>Flacco is closeIn a just world, yes. In this one, no.
>>154978502See>>154978295
>>154978490Do they let you suck on their nipples?
>>154978514Yes.
>>154978192>Wtf is this shit.Exactly what it says, retard. If Burrow maintains his current play, I think he can make the HOF even if he never goes back to the Owl. Caleb and Jayden both have elite traits and I could see either becoming truly elite
>>154978160>shit I made it too obvious I didn't want Ty Simpson now i'm just gonna keep doing this reaction until people think it's normal.
>>154978530He tried to slip in as many platitudes to Jared Verse as possible.
One of these American flag posts is not what it seems...
This bussy is not what it seems...
>>154978489Isn’t that just the big ones though?
>>154978569No, they’re all loud. Obviously the bigger the louder, but even ef1s and ef2s sound insane. It sounds like a low intense rumble similar to a train that you can hear from miles away. As it gets closer, say 5 minutes from hitting you directly, there’s a growling density to the sound and it no longer sounds like a train, more like an avalanche. Once it’s close enough that you’re in danger it’s loud enough to blow out your eardrums
>>154978454Part of the problem is they're usually accompanied by strong thunderstorms which drown out a lot of the noise. A couple signs are it goes quiet like >>154978459 says not only because they're pulling air in but they're pulling everything else in like wind and rain so with the really strong ones you'll get a moment of eerie silence other than blowing debris and a low roar. You're talking seconds though before it's close enough to kill you. The rain stopping is always a good sign though, but can happen with any strong updraft which are present with tornadoes but can be present with any storm. Thing is normally you'll start getting hail with strong updrafts but even hail can be pulled in by a tornado. If you're ever standing facing the storm and you have the wind at your back that implies a low pressure section in the storm which can indicate a tornado. Doppler radar is really the only way to detect them with any accuracy, outside of seeing it with your own eyes.>>154978481Yeah, a freight train is a good way to describe it? maybe accompanied by a strange whistle.
kiwi really thinks flacco is a HOF? next up it'll be russ then hurts next
>>154978597The howling winds we get in Kansas can make it particularly difficult during thunderstorms
>>154978595Can confirm, I heard an ef1 about 3 miles away through a sub division a few weeks ago. I knew it was a tornado before seeing the damage. It was only on the ground for about 3 minutes, only traveled about 1000 or so feet but it knocked over some 100+ year old trees and took out a building.
>>154978058>If I have to topWhy don't you like topping?
Mahomes is getting puca soon. Be on the lookout
If hurts wins another ring he will have a better resume than eli
>>154978618Yeah even ef0s are no joke, still strong enough to snap a tree
>>154978610I can imagine and that's exactly why we're always told not to trust our senses
How is dying to a tornado even real. Like nigga, get out the way. Nigga, just get in your car and leave hahahaha
>>154978601I found his reddit account the other day. It's actually quite pathetic
Staycalm Barkley
>>154976621What's so bad about a 24 year old dating an 18 year old? People are weird.
>>154978668Flyto faggots such as yourself would be paralyzed in piss and shit if they ever heard a tornado siren kek
nigga said he found his reddit account
>>154978668Hovel dwelling queefie mutts dont have personal vehicles
>>154978601Flacco had a historically great post season back in 2012. I think he threw for 11 tuddies and had zero turnovers. But yeah he's not getting in anytime soon but Flacco and Wilson will probably get in eventually, even if it's only as senior members
>>154978683I grew up in KC but lived in Florida for a few years and went through Ian. I was literally outside walking my dog.
>>154978704No, you weren’t
>>154978668A tornado is air. You know, the stuff you breathe. How much of a pussy do you need to be to die from that?
>>154978668>just get in your car and leave hahahaha
>>154978704>wanking my dog*Sorry. Typo.
>>154978717Swear to God. It was during peak intensity too. A hurricane has N O T H I N G on a tornado, in terms of real threat to life. In terms of damage it might be bad but I was in the direct path and never spooked once. It was breezy, rainy, power went down for a few days, and then it was over. I was literally chilling and playing board games. Coastsissies are so unserious
>>154978736Just don’t… drive towards it? Queefie intellectuals
>>154978751>>154978704Yeah sure bro I definitely believe you
NFL Power Rankings (June 2026) 1.) Rams 2.) Seahawks 3.) Packers (Assuming Parsons is healthy) 4.) Broncos (Assuming Nix is healthy) 5.) Bears6.) Patriots 7.) Texans8.) Jaguars9.) Bills 10.) Eagles 11.) Chargers 12.) Lions 13.) Cowboys 14.) 49ers 15.) Ravens 16.) Bengals 17.) Falcons 18.) Vikings 19.) Panthers 20.) Chiefs21.) Colts (Assuming Danny Dimes returns) 22.) Saints 23.) Steelers 24.) Buccaneers 25.) Giants 26.) Raiders 27.) Commanders 28.) Titans 29.) Cardinals 30.) Browns 31.) Dolphins 32.) Jets Jets get last place because despite the influx of new talent they aren’t going anywhere with Aaron Glenn.
>>154978782The places closest to the water got hit hard but that’s obvious. If you’re still there you’re retarded. If you’re at least ten miles inland it’s literally nothing. I was walking my fluffy dog in 70 mph winds
>>154978782Not seeing any dead doges in that pic
>>154978792So you were so far inland that you didn't experience it lmao
>>1549787913.) PackersI lie about this a lot, but I unironically stopped reading here
>>154978782Florida is a shithole, that's what it looked like before the storm
>>154978751Depends. I saw the tall end of a 5 last year. Most tornadoes come and go fast hurricanes extend to be around for hours
>>154978798No, that’s not how it works tard. Hurricanes aren’t beach-only storms, they track inland for many miles. I was in Naples, one of the cities that got hit “hard”
>>154978800I think the Packers would’ve been a tough out last year if Kraft and Paraons weren’t out. Now they’ve gotta worry about Josh Jacob’s getting suspended, but yeah I think best case scenario they are a legit contender
>>154978805Yeah but that’s more concerning property damage than threat to life, which was my point. Ian went on forever, it started in the morning and was still blowing hard and snapping trees deep into the night. But I was never in danger. But if you hear that tornado siren, you better pray it doesn’t come your way, and it’s a lottery. If it does, you’re not walking your dog, I can tell you that
>>154978813You said you were in Ian during peak intensity and then you said only retards were near the coast so youre contridicting yourself since the coast got hit way harder than anywhere else. You weren't anywhere near the eye you LARPing faggot
>>154978793Fresh meat doesn't stay on the ground long in Florida
Rams are gonna destroy everyone this year
>>154978837You’re a retard and have no idea what you’re talking about. I was on the coast. Google Naples Florida retard. I was not close to the water. There’s a differenceI very much got hit by the full force of Ian
>>154978791>3.) Packers>4.) BroncosKEK
>>154978560
>>154978849If you were in Naples during Ian then you must have taken some pictures of it
>>154978831They’ve been the 7th seed (fake playoff team) for 3 years running now and haven’t made any notable improvements
>>154976828Terrible technique lel but I guess that was true before the injury too
>>154978861Kys tard
>>154978839Floridians are monsters.
>>154978791Packers couldn't beat the broncos or the bears last year so why are they above either? Also these lists mean fuck all once you know what teams are schedule babies and which are actually good (texans).
>Phins got more for the Lance pick than the Browns got for Garrett>$182m of dead money>Dogshit rosterTruly incredible
>>154978845Obviously
>>154978867And you really expect anyone to believe you? You're that Queefs fag that lives on the east coast aren't you
>>154977841She deserves the world
>>154978849No shit, I lived on Sanibel when I was a kid. Charlie raped us that summer.
>>154978881Don’t care what you believe
>>154978407Unironically the Eagles offense is better, and even more so if you include the O-line.The Eagles would have beaten the Pats in the owl, as would almost the entire NFC playoff field. The AFC was trash last season.
>>154978890Good for you. Don't take shit from these cocksuckers.
>>154978890Good because I don't believe you. How do you not have a single picture of Ian saved to your phone
>>154978883The drake maye mvp speal rubbed me the wrong way I'm sorry. Literally no ball knowers thought he wasn't a schedule baby.
>>154978901Remember when you were insisting that the Patriots weren't going to get blown out in the owl? Lmfao
>>154978905>all those double negativesMaye will put the league on notice now he has an actual #1 and a tackle who doesn't have TRex arms.
>>154978902I’m not a picture-snapping faggot, just not my personality. It never occurred to me to take one
Mitch trubisky torching the jets saved us from a fake gaye MVP. Hero
>>154978911Mulligan on that one. That was then and this is now.
>>154976786>superteam on both sides >only beat the washed up chiefs by 18
>>154978918>lol dude trust meYou have zero proof to back up your claims but I'm not going to reply anymore so enjoy your last (you)
>>154978929Only? Thats three scores
>>154978905She was actually the lone Herbert vote. But had to lie in order to hide their relationship.
>>154978943And you are a literal retard who didn’t know hurricanes impact beyond the beaches up to at least *checks notes* ten miles and disbelieves my claim for no reasonNobody cares what you think
>>154978943Good God you're a Karen. Philly fan?
I know you're just memeing, but I still want to post this
Just trying to place a bet on the Giants to win the Super Bowl while the odds are still good. Its actually pretty hard to place money on a betting site despite all the ads.
>>154978950>bitchknees >calling anyone a KarenYou can't go 5 minutes without bringing up politics
>>154978949My condo on Sanibel was without power for 2 weeks. I was on the third floor so we had no damage outside the fridge having to be tossed due to the horrific creatures growing in it in those two weeks upon being able to return.
At what point last year did people think the sawks were super bowl contenders?
Yeah, Im thinking Raiders.
>>154978978When they beat the Rams in their rematch. At that point it was obvious that the owl was going through the NFCW
>>154978972>he says, unironicallyAll I gotta say now is don't bring up the circumstances on how certain boards on this website were created between m00t and [Redacted] or else shit really gets real.
>>154978997Fuck off you've been doing it for over a decade now. You even created other trips so you could samefag with yourself
If burrows makes the playoffs next year he's winning MVP. If the league was honest he should've won it 2 years ago instead of Allen.
I couldve been a contenda
>>154978977The power being out wasn’t even that bad for us because the weather after that hurricane was PERFECT, literally paradise on Earth. Perfect temp, no humidity, clear blue skies, everything washed clean and fresh. It was only down for like 2 or 3 days for us, including cellphone towers, and I actually faggotly found it a pretty healing time in my life. It was surreal for everyone to suddenly be so offline and communal.
What would a trump run bills team look like?
>>154979037Is this real?
Thinking about kissing strong, masculine man lips
>>154979021Kek he wasn't better than either lameme or allen
>>154979046thinking of your moms fat pussy lips
>>154979040He managed to bankrupt casinos, which literally print money, so...
>>154979020Never happened. Why you posting off topic, bro? You were sperging out over Naples anon and now you're trying to stir up tripfag drama? Is it because you don't wanna discuss how Philly is slipping into further irrelevancy and Drake Maye is about to put the NFL on notice with his revenge tour?
Kaepernick is a slopper now
>>154979068>me and brady's sixth ringI don't know why you're playing ignorant
>>154979074Does he also stand with Israel's right to defend itself like the NFL does?
>>154979068You sound like the mahomes schizo. Interestingly the only exists when your here.
>>154979086See>>154978972
>>154979046Carl Nassib...
>>154979080That was OldGay. The sperg Kiwi pushes that shit now along with the myth that I am a pedo and not really married, etc etc. Please, keep within the rules and focus on /nfl/ topics, Are you concerned Hurts is no longer a top 15 QB and will need to be replaced?
>>154978135>20 games is a fluke
>>154979096Anon, this is an /nfl/ board. I understand if you're confused. Maybe go for a walk and clear your head!
>>154979034>including cellphone towersNgl I don’t know how I’d react to not even having LTE. I might go crazy
>>154979104>the myth that I am a pedo>Mythtypical deceitful jew
>>154978148Literally the opposite as I clearly said
I agree with him. It's always been weird to me that teams drop a future pick down like a whole round in value.
>>154979104>that was Old GayNo it wasn't faggot. You created that trip so that you could pretend that someone agreed with you every time you started bitching about Trump but you were dumb enough to make the wrong post with the wrong trip. You can't fool my memory of this shithole
I'm so tired of people acting like Josh Allen is anything other than "above average"
>>154979121Omg why are all pats fans pedos? Is this something to do with trump and Epstein? I know trump might as well own the pats for how close he and kraft are.
>>154978200>ignore the most important, highest stake gamesLike I said, extremely flawed stat.
>>154977850Hey Cam made an OwlLameme can't do that
>>154979132>>154979121That was not CSAM and again off topic content is a violation of the rules. Please, stay on topic and top off topic posting.
>>154979155>get called out>immediately go into janny mode
>>154979140I could find it for playoffs, but the point is for the regular season where everyone plays the same 16/17 games. I just put the numbers out there never made any claims outside of rivers being great in the regular season
>>154979034That sounds awesome, man. Nothing better than disconnecting.
>the eagles got a first round pick for their WR2
>>154979120I loved it, it was like RETVRNING to the frontier. The only downside was not being able to get news or know what was happening with the city or how long it all would last. It was literally like in the horseback riding days, you’d meet up with a neighbor and be like “Heard anything?” and he’d say “Well my nephew who knows so and so went into town and he says”
>>154979155>That was not CSAMYoure right, it was just you taking a bunch creep shots of young girls at a some jewish track meet. A true Patriots fan
Now we know which teams to boycott
>>154979168Again, if you want to engage in tripfag drama /b/ is the appropriate board. Why are you so upset?
>>154979182
>>154979182Based...Chiefs?Feels dirty saying that
>>154979182Caring about this in either direction is cringe desu
>>154979182I am glad>my Patriotscontinue to be allies and support the LGBTQ+ community. I know it means alot to the Kiwi to be supported despite his difficult life.
>>154978985>when the soles hang over the top Revolting
>>154979199Our owner is a fully redblooded Republican lol
>>154978929was that before or after benching their starters at halftime out of pity?
>>154979074Can ai make me a nice video of Kaep spitting in his adoptive parents’ faces? What a loser
>>154979205stfu, chomosknee
>>154979218>“We began praying 1 Chronicles 4:10 and committing the team to the Lord,” she continued. The verse reads, “Jabez cried out to the God of Israel, ‘Oh, that you would bless me and enlarge my territory! Let your hand be with me, and keep me from harm so that I will be free from pain.’ And God granted his request.”Wow, the KC Chiefs ownership is really religious. Woody Johnson should take a page.
>>154979128A bird in the handThe time value of moneyEtc
Howie won.
>>154979250He should look into that verse that says the wealthy don’t go to heaven
>>154978002Ryback
>>154979262I think the true test is where each team ends this year.
>>154979250christfags are so cringe
>>154979278I'll be honest, I don't think they've ever read the holy writings.
>>154979074He’s still doing the afro gimmick huh
>>154979182based
>>154979199There’s a reason Orange hitler loves them
>>154979128It's kind of different for him and the eagles though. The eagles have been consistently good for years and he's in no position to get fired so he can comfortably plan for the future. Gms on shit teams need good players now and might not even get a chance to use that pick in 3 years if they get canned.
>>154979360There are no Saints fans here. What is this larp
>>154979382>what the fuck is that smell?
>>154979382>That forced smilePoor guy
>>154976621My brownies DOMINATING the headlines the past couple days!!!
>>154979454Anon…
>>154979136nobody cares what your dumbass is tired of.
>>154979291it's a 2028 first so it really won't matter where either team ends up until the following season
>>154979382He's got that look on his face like your friend invites you over cause he wants you to meet some chick his girl knows, he tells you she's got big titties then you get there and she's got big titties cause she's 400lbs.
>>154979278Sounds like you should read it too. The very next verses>>25 When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and asked, “Who then can be saved?”>26 Jesus looked at them and said, “With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.”
>>154979373we are here
>>154979200No it’s actually pretty healthy and normal to prefer that people don’t promote the spread of AIDS and monkeypox
>>154979607But both of those diseases are at an all time low while gayness is at an all time high
Chiefs king here. My tornadie has been outgrowing his leash lately. I’m scared I’m going to have to let him go ;(
>>154979461Any press is good press!!
>>154979473The Patriots don't do well with first rounders anyways. Gonzo is the last one out of like 12 years that actually looks like a player. I don't count Maye as they wanted Daniels and settled.
I love how this idiotic sub can never fully understand Nick’s perspective on anything. 99% of what he says is wildly misinterpreted on here
>>154979621And? We could drive them down even further by discouraging faggotry.
>>154979636You should set it free in the direction of Detroit, Michigan
>>154979636Queefie subhumans go outside with meth infused lemonade to record tornadoes in their backyard and people wonder why a slow-moving visible storm kills 100 of them at a time
>>154979749Where do you live faggot? You act like missouri is full of retarded hicks…I guarantee you that its richer than whatever nigger infested shithole you reside in, and Im not talking about money
>>154979695we don't deserve our goblin king
>>154979749He is harmless. How a tornadie behaves is primarily down to how his owners train him.
>>154979636AI slop
FINISHED MY MINA KINOWILL PUBLISH SOONSTAY TUNED
>>154979801It actually isn’t
>>154979818That is fucking ai you stupid shit-swallowing jeet. I live in the southeast and tornadoes do not look like that irl
>>154979840It isn’t AI and you’ve never seen a tornado. Midwits think everything is AI because they’re so scared of being gullible
>The Panthers were certain the Lions would take a Tackle at No. 17>"but we did not know the order the Lions tackles were in.">So Carolina considered offering a 5th round pick to move up two spots in order to secure Monroe Freeling>In the end, both teams got the OT they wanted
>>154979876Added to the list of things I didn’t need to learn today
>Starting to hear 20-0 murmurs from mediaCan't we just enjoy one day without setting impossible expectations.
>>154979988You cheated and rigged the 2026 season, you are going undefeated and will meme a ring that nobody respects. Accept it and get over it.
>taco Tuesday >ran out of tortillas It’s fucking over.
>>154980026>Thinking nobody would respect a perfect season
Word on the street is that one of the namefags in this genny is a convicted child molester. tombradyfan or something like that. Is this true?
Rams go 19-0 and are regarded as the greatest team of all time when they get upset by Mahomes in the most legendary game of his life, the peak of his career and his greatest claim to GOAT status in 20 years.Screencap this
>It’s remarkable that the Lions of the last two seasons are the only teams on this list with winning recordsJust a reminder the Wions have been effectively dead on defense the past two years. Also RIP to the Berds. https://ftnfantasy.com/nfl/adjusted-games-lost-2025-no-team-suffered-like-the-cardinals
>>154980026>ring that nobody respectsAre you insane?
>>154980057You cheated and rigged the season and it’s too late to go back and try to do it honestly. You will get your outrageously successful mickey mouse season and never live it down. Accept it and get over it.
>>154980026Stafford always has one or two stinkers, no way the go undefeated
>Drake London signed an extension with the FalconsThat boy is gonna be traded in two years tops
>>154980123Now he has a defense to fall back on.
>>154980111Everybody will roll their eyes when you go literally 20-0 and win the super bowl by 40 pointsIt’s like when some shitter online cheats at chess and destroys a grandmaster. Wow you did it. Whoopdiedoo.
>>154980123gaydy played like dogshit down the stretch and they still went 16-0
>>154980161>>154980176He's not going to go undefeated in the NFCW
>>154980165How exactly did the rams cheat
>>154980240don't feed him
>>154980240If everyone could just trade for the best players in the league they would. In one offseason you traded for two HOF defensive players, and on top of that the best defensive player of all time is probably coming out of retirement, so that’s 3 HOFers overnight. It’s cheating. Whatever they’re doing to be able to do this is unfair and obviously, nobody can compete.
>>154980282Lawrence Taylor is too old to come out retirement
>>154980026>>154980084>Goffy embarrassed the Golden Mutt on MNF>Staffy beats the same Bengos team the Mutt couldn’t to win the Owl>Kelce is more worried his podcast and being Taytay’s BFYeah I’d be really upset about it too, but I don’t even think the league would throw your bumass team an Owl appearance to get BTFO by the Rammies anymore. Enjoy playing in a real division now KEK.
>>154980282It's not cheating, it's dealing. Sorry your GM doesn't know how to do business, better luck next year.
>>154980329It’s cheating because nobody else can do it. If the Chiefs just woke up tomorrow and said I’m going to trade for Justin Jefferson and let’s see, also Saquon Barkely hmmm who else, the league would be fucked. Or if the 49ers said let’s trade for Joe Burrow and Jamar Chase, that’s a good trick. That’s exactly what the Rams are doing.
Reminder to all you mongrels
>>154980351Sounds like they don't know how to do business if they can't pull deals off. Maybe your team should get a new GM?
>>154979621Ah yes all time started in the 1960s
>Rams DT Kobie Turner and ED Byron Young did not participate in OTAs todayHopefully it's just a rest day to meet with Myles and process the trade.
>>154980487Yeah you just have the best GM in the league, that’s it
How did the rams trade 3 firsts? Who the fuck gave them one? The falcons didn't give them 3 wtf
>>154980577>you
Where’s the new
>>154979021So burrow isn’t winning mvp. Got it
>>154980649in 80 more posts, stupid faggot
>>154980689Two slow. Make one now >:)
>>154980713>two slowgoddamn you really fucking are retard
>>154980577I mean, if he's making all these great deals, yeah.
>>154980598>Falcons pick for Ty Simpson>Rams 2026 1st for McDuffie>Rams 2027 1st for GarrettRams got their 1st for 2028 onward
Rams should be investigated for paying other GMs under the table, or perhaps blackmail
>>154980857Don’t be jealous that Snead is better at eating bussy than your GM.
>>154980899I said blackmail, not black male, Pedro
cool if garrett wins a ring but this is fucked
>>154980958don't worry, he won't
>>154979876Detroit is all about grittiness so a smart bet would be on the "grittier" player. The Blake Miller selection just confirms the Detroit has a big tell.
2020s Super Bowl winners can basically be defined into two categories:- Utterly loaded NFC Superteams- The Chiefs
>>154981100Groundbreaking analysis there. You must be a real thinker
>>154978284Imagine being you, loving your team being a super fan, and you have the chance to play for them and you got the guys you watched growing up begging you to come. This guy loves ball
>>154981100You got this twisted>Properly constructed NFC teams>Patrick Mahomes
>>154981136sounds gay
>>154981100Seahawks weren't a super team, just a well coached team. Might have legit zero hofers on the team
>>154981157No, they're outright super teams>>154981171>Seahawks weren't a super team>JSN, Cooper Kupp, Kenneth Walker, and the #1 defenseThey're the weakest of the NFC superteams, which says a lot, but still a superteam
>>154981159You're not a real fan
>>154981205You're not a real man
>>154981202>>JSN, Cooper Kupp, Kenneth Walker, and the #1 defenseYou're really grasping for straws aren't you dingleberry?
>>154979169> never made any claims outside of rivers being great in the regular seasonExcept for saying he has a better HOF chance than Big Ben or Stafford which is retarded. Eli even has a better chance.
>>154981289Nobody knows what you think you mean by this
>best of the best 1. Rams2. Seahawks3. Pats>legitimate threats4. Packers5. Broncos>spooky, see you next season6. Bears7. Bills8. Texans9. Lions10. Jags11. Niners12. Raiders13. Cowboys14. Chargers15. Eagles16. Panthers17. Steelers18. Ravens>too little, too late19. Bengals20. Dolphins>falling apart22. Colts22. Buccs>stinky smelly ass23. Vikings24. Cardinals24. Vikings25. Falcons26. Commanders27. Browns28. Giants29. Saints30. Titans31. Jets32. Chiefs
>>154980857Garrett had to waive his No Trade Clause in order for the trade to happen. Which means Garrett had input in where to go. Why is this so hard for chuds to understand?
>>154981367>puts Vikings twiceAvg Chiefs hating elite human capital
poetry
>>154981434Real football is played with 11 players per side not 7 retard.
>>154981472Throwing picks with no pass rush coming at you is wild nonetheless
>>154981367>Raiders
>>154981434>thinking OTA ints mattershiggy
>>154981570i tried to warn you about the stairs, I told you bro.
>>154981501many people, especially athletes, perform better under stress. so it's fair to expect QBs to play worse without a pass rush
>>154981612Wow Hurts must have the GOAT oline then keky
why are broncos fans freaking out because a lot of people are high on caleb?
>>154981710>reddityou need to go back, faggot.
>>154981710because caleb has a BBC while bo has a literal vagina
>>154981501Wasn’t it just before the 2023 season with Purdy that the media was dissecting all the interceptions he threw in training camp and then he had an insane year?
>>1549817101. Bo Nix won more games in 2024 and 2025 than Caleb2. Bo Nix has higher overall volume statistics like passing yards, total yards and TDs through 2 seasons than Caleb3. Bo Nix didn't throw multiple interceptions in both playoff starts like Caleb didI think it's fair to debate the two absolutely but most """analysts""" and casual fans are only rating Caleb higher by default because he was drafted 1st overall while Bo was drafted 12th
>>154981766Lowkey gay of you to have that saved
>>154981830Caleb doesn't look 40
>>1549818304. bo has infinitely more ankle surgeries than caleb
>>154981766>Bo has a mangina!>Bo has a mangina!
>>154979382>forced to go to Cleveland>first thing you see is street shitterGod I feel bad for him
>>154981837did you forget what month it is?
>>154981904>out of stock
>>154981924Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>154981830>through 2 seasonsKek
the absolute state of choofs fans
>>154982050at least they'll get to see each other at the family reunion
>>154982050>the absolute state of choofs fans
>>154979482Kek
So is 4chan's official team the bears?
>>154982156No the Pats
>>154981984>ermmmm okay Bo Nix has played better than Caleb but according to my Tarot reading Caleb is about to take over the league o algo!!!
Rumor on the street is Aaron Donald is filtering with the idea of unretiring
>>154982160Lol I'd love that since I'm in Boston but we are absolutely not the official team of 4chanMoot loves the Bears and Bears posters seem to have the highest reputation here
>>154976662More like> Hahah good game Myles! After this wanna fuck Abella? :) no i can watch! :))
>>154982220Ur mum has a reputation lel
>>154982223>Chorgers not even listed
>>154981315I never said he had a better hof chance than those guys. In fact I said Stafford has a better resume earlier. But HoF isn't the same as season to season consistency
Why are they like this?
>>154982223Youngcuck post
>>154982256The Chargers feel like they're just waiting to moveI still think Salt Lake City is perfect
>>154982263> Niggers get mad if you drive the same car or wear the same Jordans as them
>>154982285have you ever seen a black person in real life?
>>154982285>snow mongol lacks reading comprehension unsurprising
>>154982299Unfortunate yea :(
The Patriots have the best WR group in the NFL
>>154982303>report of road rage by someone driving a similar vehicle I'm pretty sure you're the one with dogshit reading comprehension mutt kek
>>154982321>muttturn off the vpn faggot
>>154977069Darnoldreich activated.
>>154982280DA WHUSTLES GO WOOOOOOOOO
>>154982312Too bad they suck
>>154982280The Oakland based Raiders were so fucking soul goddamnit fuck you goodell
>>154981852his bussy does
Did you guys see the Drake London extension earlier? 4 years 150 mil that's a lot of coin. He's a beast on intermediate routes I'd have probably paid him too one of the few guys they need to build around
>>154982257No you didn’t. You posted a stat of “possible hall of famers” and ranked Rivers highest. You said nothing else. Why are you lying?
>>154981236imagine>if you willnfl owners pool up and give every citizen of Earth a billion dollarsNOWimagine>if you willevery sports owner in the world putting up a few billion to level up society
new>>154982398>>154982398
>>154979182all dogshit teams tbqiah+
New>>154982402>>154982402>>154982402
>>154982380See you in January
>>154977522That's why you'll always lose. THE Seahawks are about strong defense, special teams and "RUN THE FUCKING BALL". Sissy ball teams get overwhelmed.
