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Dodgers!
doyers
>>154981049shit teams
Colt double!
dodgers
The Atlanta Braves are a good baseball team
scrubbies kek
Doyers
>2 threads >both mariners extremely based
Cyclewatch! CYCLEWATCH!!
Os
reds
>Chase Field is a sea of blue Is it Dodgers Stadium East or something?
>>154981049meme teams no one cares about
dani wexelman my jewfu
Mariners can win without Cal, but Yaks can't without Judge, so I guess he really is most valuable.
nobody cares ohtanipacos
>mets leave the opener in long enough to give up 2 runs lol
Ohtani allows us to dream
dodgers!
Apologize for calling them the tloses!
Hey…where’d all the Yankees fans go?!
great play by winn
>>154981098>openerWhat is this phenomenon of starting pitchers to pussy to start games
everyone cares ohtanichads
>>154981098>bring your rookie starter in down 2-0 with RISPbold strategy
>his club doesn't have twice as many wins as losses
>>154981086gotta be honest, this gave me a bit of a chub.
when are we going back to slag posting
>>154981090this but unironically
i gotta drive back. RICK MONDAY
>>154981109why do chicks wear so much fucking makeup this girl would be cute without looking like a whore
>opener
>>154981077Look at her go!
>>154981118My club won a series against that club.
>>154981130>girlumm...sweetie...?
>>154981109>dyed hair>excessive makeupdropped
>>154981122now
>>154981086>slappin beaversDare I say based
Where did all the White Sox fans go?
>>154981144whose this broad?
>>154981144This one is a powder keg that will explode to obese the second she hits 35
>>154981118My club has twice as many wins against the barves as losses against the barves, does that count?
>>154981135And I still can't figure out how the fuck they managed it
>>154981122
>>154981130>>154981143they have this thing where it's>i'm not doing it for boys!>i'm doing it for me!>looks like clownLMAO
>>154981163The better team usually wins the series anon
Where did all the Mariners fans go?
>>154981161in 10% of these cases they paradoxically get hotter in their 30s
>Red Sox trade Kyle Harrison for Caleb DurbinkekIt's amazing how inept the Sawx front office has been the last 5 years.
>>154981175They do it for internet attention. That girl probably has 50k instagram followers and simps send her money just for existing
>>154981189Baseball is on.
>>154981201booba
>jose fernandez:(
>>154981194no
busha
>>154981189Look behind you
>>154981201
>>154981201NO ONE REPORT THIS FAGGOTHE'S STAYING
>>154981162no but it's a good start>>154981135nice job
Are we ready to stop jinxing our pitchers?
kill bunters
>>154981201i can never tell what i am. i love men and i love being pounded like a bitch but then i see this and i want to put a baby in it
Gilbert fucking sucks.
>>154981241go cubs!
>>154981241FAGGOT
>>154981189Been here the whole time, faggot! Not going anywhere
>>154981241based yankee fan
Eric Lauer you little shit!
carolina needs testosterone injections before next gamevegas is too fast and too physical. they simply skate faster
>>154981201Sorry but women with short hair just don’t do anything for me
>lossing to the mest
>>154981241you're bi dude, most people are
>>154981262>>>/lgbt/
>lauer assfucker>varland poundin>hoffman fucksmen
>>154981262which teams are those?
>>154981261why did the Jays shitcan him? He's perfectly serviceable.
>>154981264That isn't short hair.
>>154981261what did he do?
>>154981247He’s still young but seems like he’s regressing. Fewer strikeouts, more hard hit balls and more home runs allowed
cubsisters...
>>154981278Carolina Padres vs A's
>>1549812473 good pitchers
Not relocating.
>>154981283At or above the shoulders is short and homosexual
>mests vs marinersa homosexual matchup to start pride month
>>154981288I'm baffled why they wanted to extend him.
>>154981288>He’s still younghe's about to be 30
why the fuck can't my berds ever convert men on base into runs
>>154981241You’re an overdue suicide. Get to it
>>154981280he fooled them into trading him out of that shithole known as canada
>>154981278which teams r those, those... ?they could give androgel to players, it's undetectable in urin samples
>>154981049My pirates (:
>>154981247>>154981288He’s fine and throwing harder than ever. You doomer fags need to kys
>>154981316I think if they let him walk he’d be underwhelming elsewhere. Seattle is the easiest park to pitch in >>154981317Most pitchers hit their prime early 30s, provided they stay healthy
>>154981322you first honeybuns <3
>>154981247yep he's washed
a sotoan strikeout>juan shitshow
kek scuba
gg Indians. Hitler didn't have his best stuff. See you tomorrow. I'm still calling you the Indians.
>>154981357hello scrubbie :D
kek chicano cubes
Gilbert would be an ace on most teams
>>154981340His hard hit rate is up, K’s are down, and HR rate allowed is up. I don’t know why you’re getting upset
shittler KEK
>>154981357Shut up bitch lmfao
Tucker is such a shitter
>>154981340he's mid sis
>>154981372He should be the new Tigers ace in exchange for Skubal.
Slumpio Slumpriguez
>>154981396we don't want scrub ass gilbert
>>154981320>why the fuck can't my berds ever convert men on base into runsRBI’s are still a skill
>>154981122i don't post slags, i post princesses
>cubs dont make playoffs>bears move to gary
>>154981312the first openly gay broship..
mest KEK
kek randy>>1549814052 Logans for the price of 1 Skubal?
>>154981410you're a pedophile who likes little boys
Reds? Reds!
>>154981431This
>>154981429we don't want any scrubs on that roster, no matter the count. sorry
VIENTOS YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
corbin FAGGOT
it's over
>>154981410NO
>S P R E A D A W A R N E S Sis there a worse phrase in modern discourse?
>>154981428>wheelie binU ‘avin a giggle mate?
the mamdani mets
>meststraight little league shit roflmao
>>154981465>"doing the work">"problematic">"do better"
>>154981465>>154981494Full stop.
>>154981410That's a man
McNeil and Alonso make those plays
>MESTizos
>>154981507god i fucking wish...
>>154981410Dis nigga loves AI moon faces
>>154981410Acetone (found in nail polish remover) and Tetrahydrofuran (THF) are powerful solvents that actively dissolve many types of hard and melted plastics. For cleaning up accidental plastic spills or melting incidents, solvents like rubbing alcohol, mineral spirits, or commercial adhesive removers like Goo Gone are also highly effective
Less than 24 hours til Cole's perfect game
Fuck my boricua ass
Schlitter is dealing
>>154981003im actually really good looking by american standards
>>154981122too many gays in this genny
>>154981555damn that's one sexy dude...is he a top or a switch?
ggs yanks
it was fun while it lasted
Sugano Master Class
>>154981555F O N D L EM YB A L L S
>>154981580You better salvage.
this gilbert guy looks like a meth head from spokane
>>154981601not happening
>>154981605that's 1/3 of mlb, you'll have to be more specific
Vientos just killed that ump...
>>154981551>t. picrel
>>154981555i bet she has a delicious tummy under that shirt
>>1549816171/3 of mlb is named gilbert? retard
>>154981580are we regressing to the mean
>>154981605And did you hear they're letting fags in Silverwood now?
>>154981624>she
>>154981632NL Central had a crazy fraudulent start to the season
>he fell for the reversion memengmi
>>154981623what do americans have against >the mullet?
>>154981645buddy all five of us are over .500 in june, what the fuck are you talking about
Logan’s gonna give up another 2 run bomb in the 5th isn’t he
>>154981664theres only been 2 games in June though
>>154981605>>154981635He looks like shaggy from that scooby doo movie. The one with linda cardellini
>>154981664lol let’s see what those standings look like in September bud
>>154981669/mlb/ is not for lewd
3-0 count, you swinging?
>>154981659Plenty of burgers have mullets but it’s basically the national hairstyle of Australia
Gakt...
BrewGODS
>>154981669Cubs girls look like THAT!?
Gilbert moves like hes still learning his body through puberty
>>154981697walking is for fags
>>154981669what team does she root for?
>>154981669thank you for your service
>>154981669never seen such a pastrami lookin poossay
>>154981635This would probably be really funny if I knew what Silverwood was
>>154981669sniffffffffffffff
Buyers remores, cubs bros?
The Mest pitcher is actually named Tong lmao
>>154981739>looking at the pussy when those natural milk trucks are right there
>Uma Musume ad on my SNLA feed at Chasehell yeah
>>154981747Theme park near Spokane.
>>154981410Bug posters assemble
>>154981777he just tried to kill pereda
turning this slurper off
why would you hang a banner in your stadium besides world series champions? if you dont win it all your team is a failure that year.
freddie :)
Pereda flipping his bat on a single will always be funny.
getting hungry
>>154981812I missed that what happened?
>>154981825dang i bet she plops out some chunky dump piles
>>154981844I like to imagine its more like lil rabbit poops
>>154981836Lost a curveball and went head hunting accidentally
>>154981856either way, i'd masturbate blindfolded while she held them up to my nostrils and berated me for being such a sick fucking freak
>>154981861kek
sneks stealing signs again
>>154981825It's always a massive red flag when the incels on this board act like they would lick or smell a womans asshole, like you guys realize that's where shit comes from right? And that no matter how clean a woman claims her asshole is it's an indisputable fact that there are particles of shit on them at all times?I'd cave a women's skull in before I ever lowered myself to licking her ass. Talk about faggot beta male behavior right there I mean jesus christ lmao
kurt suzuki really is the dumbest man in baseball
>>154981844>>154981856She shits wombat cubes and this is not up for discussion.
Sigh
>mookie sl-ACK!!!
>>154981886... I meant I want food
jp walkford :)
>>154981886most mentally stable anon
Look at this dude
Women don’t poop. You guys are retarded!
>>154981886>nice butt miss
>>154981919I was married and can confirm this is false
Time to end the 0/11 mini-slump Julio
>>154981923yo this nigga eating poop
>yfw mookie is signed for another 6 years after this for 33mil/yr
pasadena mentioned
>>154981932This guy married a danged tranny!
>>154981886> act likelol. lmao
>>154981941Seeing these types of posts are so annoying. He gave us 3 rings, who fking cares.
>>154981886I've seen this pasta before
>>154981919I'm a girl and I poop...
Randy gonna K
>>154981991Apologize
Eric Lauer fuckign retard
>>154981960I kind of agree but 6 years of that much dead money dead money is insane. I would care less if it was like 3 years
Keep this lead Logan don’t fuck it up you gangly cunt
my sneks are building something here
Imagine not knowing Silverwood. What a miserable joyless life that must be.
>>154981960The 2020 ring is Mickey Mouse and you know it. Not a real championship
>>154982034alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
>>154982023gl snekbro mariners nation is behind you
>>154982048Timber Terror mogs Tremors.
Bro what the fuck? The Mariners announcer just called that black player a simian.
>Kwabbies lost todayKeeek
>>154982016overpay and dead money aren't the same thing. besides that, these guys are smart and priced all that in long ago. they know what they're doing.
B A L KALK
>>154982065Washington has a ton of white supremacists
>>154982065We were all thinking it.
Was Dan just inspecting Pereda’s balls?
>>154982065
look at those yoyos that aint balking
>muh pitchcom closest thing mlb has to flopping
>>154982079i look like this and post here
>>154982100It's penis inspection day.
gorbin sneedroll :DDD
It’s underappreciated how much of a beating catchers take. Even with pads and a cup foul tips fuckin hurt
I'm already tired of watching Lauer. I'm ready for some River Ryan.
>>154982105and there it is
>>154982107that little faggot is a millionaire...
>first strikeout of the gameJays take back this retard
>>154982124kek
>>154982064patrician taste. tremors is too rough although the RMC upgrade might change that
>>154982117only if you're a zoomshit. you appreciate catchers more and more the longer you watch the game.
>>154982140I haven't been in 20 years
Doing a pokemon randomizer nuzlock of Emerald. Who should I choose as a starter, Clampearl, Espeon or Aron? Evos are randomized.
>>154982141I was born in 2006. Does that make me a zoomer?
>>154982149Pikachu
>>154982151yes
>>154982149If evos are random why would it matter?
>>154982149they stopped trying with pokemon names after the original red and blue
>>154982149Espeon is the obvious choice
chudbros....
so the charlie kirk fag is going to throw another win away
>>154982105Coward.
Another classic 5 and Dive from Logan Gilbert.
>>154981947more like pass-a-gay-a kek
>>154982180well that's not very nice!
>>154982149just pick a bug so you can evo faster
he warded that one off
WARD 'EM OFF
PSYCH WARD'D
>>154982190>>154982191future Tiger
>>154982167Yeah because Red and Blue had some real bangers like Muk and Seel
>>154982149Isnt the first gym rock? Take Aron. I think he learns a ground move pretty early.
>anaels
>>154982201You’re right. Octogaladriel and Turbulasaur are better
angels ain't it
Vientos has Lou Gehrig's disease.
wat do
>vientosholy fuck this guy sucks
munky homer incoming
>>154981336raise the jolly roger! bullpen needs fixed.
>rispners
>>154982228So your team has a Blake Perkins too.
>>154982228relocate the team
>>154982228
I didn't watch the Chadres game but I'm pretty sure we're Cleveland spiders offense putrid awful. Guess I'll wait for inevitable firesale soon.
>>154982250so true kek
>>154982228>>154982242>yes…you heard me right >3 team deal for Bowen and Perkins>we’ll give up whatever they want
JHONNY PEREDA 3 RUN BLAST
PEREDAAAAAAAAAA
>>154982238Ahahaha eat shit faggot retard
john schneider
>Mest
>henriquez
>>154982245Ventura County Padres has a nice ring to it
Well fucking shit
>>154982281I mean /we/ were 0-8 before that
COLT BUNT SINGLECOLT BUNT SINGLE
But no really this nigga is named Tong
>>154982291Jonah desperately needs to add a 2-Seam/Sinker to throw to RHH's
