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up & at em alfie x

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Good morning alf

>>154991213
I like how we could theoretically find random pictures of the two team's mascots in any given situation like this

crisp bake

worst songs in the afl: fred, geelong, carlton
best songs in the afl: gws, melbourne, bane

we wanted another shirtless player edition

>>154991319
fuck up sydney queer

>>154991319
Go pies btw

6 pack of cheese and bacon rolls for breaky

>>154991213
Crisp op

>>154991423
zased, from woolies or coles? the coles one gives you more topping than the woolies one imo

>>154991453
I always shop at Woolies because I find the stores less over stimulating and the lay outs easier to navigate

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afl house vs essendon
tryna keep a nigga down

>>154991550
erm, yikes....wish the bombers wouldn't use violent language like that... (make *** gre*t again)

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>>154991319
just sydney things

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>>154991245
https://youtu.be/snzC5oVoJ5w
x

All the home teams except Fred and carlton thanks mate

had a mindbending epiphany about time and the universe in bed last night but i forgot it

I miss the middle years when pokemon became sort of niche

>>154992554
Earlier this week I legit heard music in my dream I hadn't heard before as far as I could recall. But after being awake for a bit I couldn't remember it anymore

>>154992584
I only hear fictional music in my dreams

so now apparently all lives matter kek

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>>154992267
https://youtu.be/-wIHJnHtSdw

wish I was born in america

>>154993312
i'd have some sweet guns i tell you what

>>154993312
>>154993492
>buy guns you cant use
>get sick
>cant afford hospital bill

No thanks

cunt off spacker

Amazing how there's different topics he gets mad about every day

>>154993312
why its a shithole

How goods Sydney

not very

>>154993312
id rather be born in canada on the border states, i think i'd like the canadian lifestyle but also be able to easily cross over to the US for sightseeing and cheap drugs and nice college babes

wish I was born in sydney

>>154993602
none of that makes sense mate

Will Power

Just had a nap with crazy af dreams

>>154992554
>>154992584
Unironically recognised a place I went to from a dream I had ages ago but have never visited before, was trippy as fuck.

>>154992657
so Essendons theme song after a win?

doing a real nasty poo at work. feel sorry for whoevers gonna use the loo after me

Why Victoria gets the reputation:

Inner-City Influence: Melbourne’s inner-urban seats are strongholds for the Greens and progressive policies.

Referendum Results: The state has historically recorded some of the highest "Yes" votes in Australia for progressive causes, including the same-sex marriage postal survey, the Indigenous Voice to Parliament, and the 1999 Republic referendum.

Policy Positions: The state government has enacted progressive policies regarding climate targets, social justice in school curriculums, and the ongoing Treaty process with First Nations peoples

Victoria is widely considered one of the safest and most progressive states in Australia for LGBTQ+ individuals, driven by strong state-wide legal protections and inclusive government policies.

EqualityVictoria has established itself as a pioneer in LGBTQ+ rights, supported by a state government dedicated to equity and human rights.Legal Protections:

Victoria is the first jurisdiction in Australia to allow individuals to change their sex on a birth certificate without fees, and the state was the first globally to issue a historic apology for historical homosexual convictions.Government Leadership: It is the only Australian state with an active LGBTIQA+ Commissioner and a comprehensive LGBTIQA+ Strategy to reduce discrimination.

Safe Spaces: Melbourne hosts the Victorian Pride Centre in St Kilda, the first facility of its kind in the country, and the state has implemented strict bans on harmful conversion practices.

Victoria, in particular Melbourne is a very safe place for refugees, boasting a strong multicultural community and offering significant state-funded support.

Environment: Victoria—particularly metropolitan Melbourne—is home to a highly diverse population, with over 30% of residents born overseas. Many local councils have been designated as "Refugee Welcome Zones," committing to human rights, compassion, and cultural diversity.
State Government and Community Support: Victoria offers robust support services. The state government funds specialized health services, subsidized vocational education (such as the Asylum Seeker VET program), and public transport concessions for asylum seekers. Organizations like the Asylum Seeker Resource Centre (ASRC) provide critical food, housing, legal, and mental health aid.

fuck off paragraphcunt

Might try fosters tonight

>>154994930
cucked faggot

Who won the b ball

>>154994382
crisp brad scott

cucktoria seems like a shit hole ṭbh

>>154994777
>Safe Spaces: Melbourne hosts the Victorian Pride Centre in St Kilda
So you're telling me victoria's safest lbgtqp+++ town is still considered too homophobic for sydney?

>>154995520
what's so bad about it

>>154995767
the posters

Heard a rumour my tigers are going to land Butters. We're going to be a powerhouse sooner than you all think so watch out you little dweebs

WHARFIE TIME

>>154995767
everything

>>154991257
Dockers v Giants?

iggs

mad how richmond st kilda and north melbourne have rebuilt, had their premiership window and need another rebuild within the space of 6 months

>>154996174
What the fuck are you talking about you spastic. All these clubs are on the way up you absolute nuffy

>Nasa declares Mars orbiter ‘unrecoverable’ after scanning mysterious interstellar object
ah, good.

>>154996333
what are they distracting from this time? did more files get released?

>>154996356
>he doesn't know the files themselves are a distraction
kek, dumb normie sheep

i don't know why you even posted that, you know nothing of astronomy, space exploration or anything science related but the moment some conspiratorial shite you saw on /pol/ or /x/ you feel the need to let us know like you're giving some sort of rare insight into the matter

My friend reckons he saw a star once.

space is fake

i don't know why you even posted that, you know nothing of kicking, handballing or anything sport related but the moment some homosexual shite you saw on /gif/ or /hm/ you feel the need to let us know like you're giving some sort of rare insight into the matter iykwim haha

what will i get angry about today? today i will get angry about:
>space

don't know why you even posted that, you know nothing of docking, handjobbing or anything gay related but the moment some tradie shite you saw on /diy/ you feel the need to let us know like you're giving some sort of rare insight into the matter

Eating controls my life 100%

>>154996529
based cantgainweightsperg after slogging through a piece of toast

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>>154996218
yeah they're heaps good

>>154996218
>richmond
>on the way up

>>154996657
Up the creek without a paddle.

my penis is on its way up

i have an aesthetic vagina

MICKSPERG HAS A MANGINA

Wet weather kino tonight or?

I nap not because I desire sleep; I desire the sweet embrace of non existence.

cox down back
the post that killed rc

>>154996803
Just stuck my head out the window. Seems fine.

fuck off dogsperg

sperg is a term of endearment at this point

if you use sportsbet you get a free $5-10 bet on the winner of the World Cup

fuck off sportsperg

If Neale Daniher had wanted to Robert Walls himself we could have done it by pushing him down the slide in his wheelchair on kings birthday, imagine what a spectacle it would have been

>>154996869
always was always will be

public holiday more like PUB DAY haha amirite fellow blokes?

>>154996897
fuck off sportberg iykwim haha

>"divegrass is so gay"
>posts gay porn

>>154996926
?

you don't need to watch gay porn to know that divegrass is gay, but it certainly helps you in recognising its faggotry

i love only being able to voote from left-liberals, right-liberals, extreme-liberals and bolshivists (all nonces btw).

>the White Australia Party's appeal to the high court to be exempt from Labors "hate group" laws has been dismissed, with the Chief Justice finding "no compelling evidence" to give the group an exemption as a designated hate group

>>154996977
Make the next drink water vootesperg.

Are you blokes excited for the footy tonight

no, shithouse teams

>>154997031
Yes fella

who /heading away for the long weekend/ here?
also dosn

My tummo hurts

can't stop noticing

>>154997054
nah, playing two (2) rounds of golf though

There is nothing to notice

>>154996897
Well I don't (have a free bet nor promotion).

i am merely but a humble gross domestic production unit

starting a convo on dating apps is so fucking hard

>>154997076
rip shoulders

Just call her a foid

>>154997149
your swing has issues if youre getting sore shoulders
only thing that should get tired is your legs from walking

pH: 6.8-7.2
Ammonia: 0
Nitrite: 0
Nitrate ~80 =[

>>154997138
sharpie in pooper still works

>>154997138
What's his name?

>>154997158
i am a casual

public holiday more like PUB DAY haha amirite fellow blokes?

crows would want to win tonight id imagine

>>154997205
why? it's only a game of football for god's sake.

arvo gents

>>154997223
i dont have a response to this

public holidays should be cancelled until inflation recovers

inflate these balls

millenials gen x and zoomers dont have that kind of balls to sacrifice for their bettermentt of country
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>>154997251

>>154997174
get off my golf course

>>154997168
4chan is not your personal dating app champ

i am putting 50k in spacex ipo

>>154997273
*tries to drive buggy away through the trees to comply with your demand*
*buggy shutsdown*

i cant

>>154997284
those gps systems are a sneak peak into what the carowner virus lockdowns wouldve been like

I’m not a champ champ

What should I cook for din dins

Fuck it, Kfry it is

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>>154997340
Finna

>>154997342
looks good
I love a chicken pie

>>154997342
tfw I live on the wrong side of the red rooster line in sydney

>>154995938
more interested in DWARFIE TIME, when 200 little people flood out of the races wearing a variety of costumes, causing mayhem a d a few laughs. It being Neale Daniher round, perhaps they could all wera knitte beanie-onesiess? or perhaps they could all be kitted out in dodgem cars/rascal scooters/whatever and just zoom out to bewilder the players. It'd be hilarious! and thats a lot of employment too.
DWARFIE TIME!

>>154997301
just buy the byd its cheap

haven’t bled from my ass in 2 days

>>154997205
yeah mate i reckon they're due for one

>>154996836
It was the cholesterol combined with the star-picket and the linesman's mallet to the head and neck that killed him.
Darkies did what noone here could: Put the cunt in the ground for good.

rip rc

two weeks in a row no cheat ground!??
cats will be fuming

>>154997451
vale

>>154997451
reddit cancer

>AFL star Touk Miller has moved on with a new partner who is an OnlyFans creator after separating from his wife

Miss RC heaps but it was sad how out of all the stories he could have come up with, he lies about having some monogamous family with a bunch of annoying worthless kids. Maybe he was just a lame nerd after all

>>154997474
give us her name you fool

>>154997460
The AFL suspended Thilthorpe to make up for it.

>>154997477
i wonder how much tax we syphon from those

>>154997474
grim

Any of you cucks want to justify these "remitly" ads during the footy?

Why do jeets love sending money back to India so much anyway?

Where are the teams?

crazy how you can talk shit about any race except one on here

>>154997490
there's no justification, there are more of them because there are more indians here
they send money back because they actually understand the concept of family and ethnocentrism, unlike whites, who favour individualism which is why we are so royally fucked at present with white police in the uk arresting white men who have been stabbed because they were apparently racist

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>>154997490
god you make a lot of typos
slow down or live with them

Piesperg, do you still believe in your club selling the farm for short term targets?

How does it feel knowing McRae failed miserably?

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>>154997493
in all honesty, the race/ethnicity (not interchangeable) that seems to get the biggest free pass on 4chan is the japanese

god i love eating pawg ass

mmhmm piss

>>154997342
Greg said it was good value but lacked a bit of flavour

go swans btw

>>154997497
>typos
I'm forced into phone posting today.
I'll live with typos so long as it remains reasonably clear what word I intended to use. In that specific instance, it wasn't clear.
I need to make a habit of proofreading before clicking post while posting from the phone though.

theres something sexy about girls pissing themselves in jeans

yeah alright mark twain

>>154997496
And why do Australians like welcoming so many Indians? How does more Indians serve their individualistic needs?

>>154997496
My younger brother's white friend stole an Indian girl from her Indian (arranged) partner.

>>154997490
sending white boi ubereats dollars back home to Mumbai. Takes money out of AUS economy and strengthens Arsedeep and the family back home