>Lap:#8458>Countdown to Monaker Grand Pricks:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>155013587>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:220>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:230 (229 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 131 (+31)RUS: 88 (+8)LEC: 75 (+16)HAM: 72 (+21)NOR: 58 (+7)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 219 (+39)Ferrari: 147 (+37)McLaren Mercedes: 106 (+12)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 57 (+27)Alpine Mercedes: 35 (+12)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 303.38 (+78.45)NOR: 244.05 (+69.83)HAD: 225.65 (+50.86)>News:FP2: Lewis Hamilton (1:13.026), Charles Leclerc (+0.111), Max Verstappen (+0.168)FP1: Charles Leclerc (1:13.978), Lewis Hamilton (+0.226), Max Verstappen (+0.513)Ferrari says plenty of work still needed to convert Friday pace into Monaco GP successFerrari “clearly the team to beat” as George Russell searches for Mercedes Monaco F1 step'It caught me off guard' - Isack Hadjar explains costly Monaco crash“Hybrid cars should not be racing” – Fernando Alonso slams 2026 F1 cars as “the worst ever” in MonacoMcLaren floored by "one second" deficit as Lando Norris hits trouble in Monaco F1 practiceAudi wants turbos to stay in F1 amid engine debate
gimi
>>155016909terrible thread
someone start a retarded debate about god etc
>Audi wants turbos to stay in F1 amid engine debateaudi should fuck offfuck off and die
>>155016864with the best results of each bmw driver every race they would have gotten the wdc
>>155016935okhow you doing
dog
>>155016864spa was a fuck up
>>155016909>“Hybrid cars should not be racing” – Fernando Alonso slams 2026 F1 cars as “the worst ever” in Monaconot the aston, that forsure, its not save
>retaudi>fagilac>asston shartinyou can remove them and no one will notice.
>>155016974okhow you doing
>>155016975
love chuck
>>155016909>drake now owns gimi's icecarI just can't do it, I can't TAKE this shit not more man
>>155016935my argument is that leo is a demiurge responsible for creating the immaterial space which is /f1/.
>>155016991meh, had better days, and worse, so just thereif you dont think about it it doesnt matter
>>155016991yeah good thanksyou?
>>155016977>(both hamilton and massa were trying really really hard to lose that titlemassa was awful in malaysia and silverstonehamilton was awful in bahrain and brazil
>>155017001i could kill it and it wouldnt be able to stop me
>>155017007>if you dont think about it it doesnt mattermy thoughts on pascal's wager
>>155016995:P>>155017001what does that make charles
>>155017029the uncorrupted supreme being (monad). leo (demiurge) acts as a blind imitation of him
>>155017036how can the monad also be called the proarchehow can there be anything before the beginning
>>155016977desu 2008 lots of teams had problems wtih the fuel rig getting stuck on the filler cap. >>155017015the red car was probably just undrivable in the wet. räikkönen also put his car in the wall and nearly put it in the wall in the silverstone race.
I didn't realise that I needed to pay more attention in RE to participate in an /f1/ thread
>>155017007that's ok then>>155017022this is not ok though>>155017009ok!and how do you feel about god etc?
>>155017001>leo is a demiurgeLeo is a full urge.
>>155017026idk what are you talking about>>155017065>REresident evil?i have to make a confesion, i saw 1 horror movie with my father when i was, idk 6-7, and since then i cant engage with any kind of scary thing
>>155017083calm down
>>155017088>i cant engage with any kind of scary thingGood thing horror games aren't scary then.
gnostic sophia
>>155017053you just can. the monad (chuck) has always existed in the the world of f1. leo the demiurge aka the architect or the jailor is a flawed god that came from chuck. it wanted to create the world of f1 but since the demiurge makes mistakes he made /f1/ instead. we the anonymous posters are the archons. sophia is the final emanation of god.deeper study of /f1/ will reveal this and more to you
>>155017108for you
leo is a state of mind
>>155017116>the monad (chuck) has always existed in the the world of f1.A monad of type T is nothing more than a monoid over the endofactors of T though.Begs the question: What is Charles' type?
>>155017147leo in spanish means i read
>>155017168
>>155017168and what does taco mean
>>155017197swearword
>>155017217fascinating language
>>155017168leo more like feo lmao
migu
Leo? more like Gayo
>>155017065>REahh yes the wasted sessiondidn't even pretend to be paying attention
Palate cleanser, gentlemen?
>>155017152I didn't read the whole wikipedia article on gnosticism
Dog > God
>>155017361id much rather drive this than >>155017332bet the old car doesnt even have power steering/windows
>>155017414the female of Finland
>>155017383>gnosticismIt's category theory, anon. Also, I just noticed I wrote "endofactors". That should be "endofunctors", of course. An "endofactor" isn't even a thing.Anyway, what's Charles' type?
>>155017332very nice, however
>>155017422once u driver a modern car and then switch to old shitbox you know what i mean
>>155017458I know but the Ferrari V12 offsets any lack of comfort there is in an old car
>>155017414>the old car doesnt even have power steering/windowsJust run dosbox on it and install windows virtually.
hes lost the will to live
>>155017499he is literally me
>>155017509Hi FernandoWhat's for dinner
>>155017499>hybrid cars should not be racingWell, the current rules are making sure that they won't be racing. He should be overjoyed.
>>155017499>will to liveif he can't drive, he can't survive
>>155017538chocolate
>>155017499give it back
>>155017442yeah you need to shut up
>>155017667Answer the question and I might.
damn they still win those Tenga trophies
something deeply wrong with g*rmans
>>155017698i didn't expect anything else
ummmmm should i risk the ban and miss monaco?
1800 hp turbo f1s but with TC, launch control, ABS, power steering/windows, air freshener and a built in casette player
>>155017771Yes
>>155017806you do it
>>155017806ok, if you dont see me its because jannies got me, maybe i post from my phoe but i will deny itsee you in the other side
>>155017820don't do it
>>155017827no fun allowed
>there's a rumour going round that McLaren will be sponsoring my football club next seasonholy shit yesRed Bull cucks BTFO
>>155017808I would if I knew what it was
>>155017538cucumber. it's too late for something sloppier and unhealthy.
>>155017771what could be this important for you to post so youd miss monaco
>>155017001He looks strong. Do you guys think Leo is strong?
>>155018059its a very good post, (you)s garanteed
>>155018073alright then, post it
>>155017939But anon, Morecambe is already sponsored by Loyds Kia
>>155018079i think there have been a misunderstanding, its not a post that i would make here, it would be in another board, so you wouldnt see it
>>155018095so link it here so we can see itcant be that bad
>>155018112so that you can judge me and my sense of humour?nah it would be just a bait thread on /v/, dont think about it, i will do it on monday
>>155018062are you a puppy
>>155018145bruh, bait threads are fucking boringPlus you dont get banned from /v/ for this stuff, you get banned for posting about vidya
>>155018159depends on the janny, i got a 3 day ban a few weeks ago
>fastest FP1 time: 1:13.978 >fastest FP2 time: 1:13.026>F2 pole position: 1:20.923>F3 pole position: 1:24.471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-06iGp4YwY Chase!!
>>155018221I didn't post the right link... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejB4wLv467E
>>155018221this is a recording
>>155018242this one has been going on for an hourcome on now
>>155018159>Plus you dont get banned from /v/ for this stuff, you get banned for posting about vidyaI guess that has some board-specific reasons? Like you get banned from /tv/ when you post about something about an actor or actress, but not if you post about some youtuber or twitch streamer. Or how you can literally get away with anything on /sp/ in some fast-moving event post.
>>155018242Sorry wrong link again... Here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZdAHWCnPXs
>>155018279no, its because /v/ has the highest traffic of the entire site, and its almost entirely bots, tourists and other bad actors. Getting a thread where you actually discuss vidya comes along exceedingly rare, and you cant discuss the state of the board because the jannies will manually delete the thread.Every thread on /v/ is either bait, a twitter screenshot, a /vg/ thread, gachanigger shit, off topic or eceleb shit, or all of the above combined.
>car becomes so easy even the chef can drive it>hamilton starts doing better???
>>155018452But why can't Alonso drive the car?
>>155018511he is old
>>155018511The front fell off.
>>155018564jajajaj
>>155018511The "Fernando Alonso" we see today is actually a kagemusha
>>155018413>and its almost entirely botswhat do you people mean when you say "bots"? because i can't imagine anyone thinking an attacker would bother simulating user traffic against an enterprise level security stack that most likely runs upwards 20k-50k usd a month
>>155018773pipe down clanker
>>155018778say that to my face and not online https://youtu.be/zBCu8HmXoRo?t=197
>>155018413>Every thread on /v/ is either bait, a twitter screenshot, a /vg/ thread, gachanigger shit, off topic or eceleb shit, or all of the above combined.Because that's way more interesting than shitty ass videogames. That's just how life is Billy. You just pissy because no one wants to talk about stupid shit you like.
>>155018825I would just like to make it clear that any anti-bot comments I may have made were entirely satirical and do not reflect my true views
>>155018896>Because that's way more interesting than shitty ass videogames.You say that because you don't care about them.Now imagine the same happening to /sp/ and some random guy coming along telling you "shitposts are way more interesting than F1 and football and whatever it is Americans are posting".Or if it happened to /a/ and someone with no interest in anime and manga saying that shit.Frankly, I never posted in /v/ to begin with, despite being somewhat into (some) vidya, because there'd always only be generals for massive franchises or flavour of the day shit, mindless shooters, etc.But after 2016, it's apparently not even that anymore. And that's not a good thing no matter what.
>>155018896why am i sure youre a niche microceleb on twitter who posts 4chan screenshots for a living
>>155018979>Now imagine the same happening to /sp/ and some random guy coming along telling you "shitposts are way more interesting than F1 and football and whatever it is Americans are posting".I'm that guy.>>155018981You just some paranoid schizo off his meds.
>>155018619>>155018511>>155018528>>155018564alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
it will be a merc 1-2
>>155019550better that than poois
>>155017414homo
>>155017499>zend in ze snipers
>>155019030well then you are a genuine retard contrarian who, in every single time of civil unrest ever, would be executed by every single faction vying for power
>just went on a wiki delve and read up on killdozer againf1 related because george will killdoze kimi in the race
Guys, I’m serious, I can’t for the life of me remember who the current world champion is.Can some tell me???
Am I banned
>>155020090yes
>>155020090do you want to be cell mates
>>155020141Don't...>>155020193>y pipo don seazn dey wowda
>>155020081I think they skipped a season.
>>155020646i think they skipped the 2008, 2014 to 2015, 2017 to 2020 and 2025 season because of aids related reasons
Imagine unironically watching MonacoSlop. Not me by the way.
what happened to the mercs?
>abduls are getting shit on in real life>suddenly the globohomos are competitive againif you're uncut, you basically have zero legitimate options
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMILTON WILL WIN !!!
>>155022327he will get podium then mess up start and leclerck will win
This is the year. Stroll will finally spin out into the Med and fulfill the prophecy.
bruh theres an island wide power cutwho wants me to live with them(I can cook)
im alone
>>155016909>'It caught me off guard'Yeah don't you just hate it when the guard rail suddenly leaps out in front of you? What a fucking joke.>hurr durr still better than TsunodaNo.
Such a low energy thread
>>155023079They have power in your sort of country?
>>155023533Never alone when you're among frens.
burgers this is your fault
>>155024499I did it on purpose just to spite you
>>155024654:(
turn off the fucking gigagrowler shit on the ship I wanted to sleep in ac
>they made him put the fag version of the merc logo on his helmet for June, so now he's trying to grow out his facial hair so people don't think he's gay
>>155025144>get pozzed>stop grooming yourselfThe Vettel progression.
>>155025144>pimply made the mistake of shaving as a poc
>>155024499Your power is needed for me to generate AIslop porn
>>155025192>>get pozzed>>stop grooming yourselfYou forgot a step>start grooming someone else
well let's see if the power returns topical as is reminiscent of recent grands prix In the area
Top or bottom, the great debate. Take care, for there is an objectively correct answer to this question.
>>155025437Bottom obviously, why would el doggo be facing backwards when the car drives forward?
>>155023543>blacked raw lighting
>>155025144im 34yo and i dont grow facial hair that much
>>155025522That's a CHILD.
>>155025535That would be because you ARE gay.
>>155025539And ?
>>155025437Clearly top. That dog would be retarded with the head on the bottom.
>>155022212shilling for cutfags now, are you, ahmed?
>>155025644The saar will ally with anyone that'll have him.
>>155025394what grand prix is there in your area?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>155025706Miami
>>155026040if taht then hungary and silverstone are in my area
>>155026073Sure, why not?
>>155026096>the mexican GP is only a few blocks down the street from me
>>155026109Are you going to get tickets?
>>155026167Hell no, if I wanted to watch a boxing match I would go to a hockey game.
>>155026073you're like 1000 miles from silverstone, bro
>>155026176Checo needs your support
>>155026312*visits el walmarto to buy some jim beam*
>>155026345mi negro
vrooms, japan!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv-Vr25kTRg
Kinda sad when the best part of the F1 season was Max racing at the N24.
>bus lines in Monacowho takes the bus there?and where does this bus even go?
Finally time to watch qualy and race again.>>155026345Jim beam + shitty supermarket cola is goated for the wallet
Teetotalism is goated for the wallet
>>155023801We activate mario kart boost mode at random moments, and crawl at a snails pace the rest of the tim. It's he spirit of this years cars.
>>155026700I think he was just making a joke about Jamaicamon's power outage
>>155026692>Br*tish>TeetotallerI don't believe you unless you are an immigrant.
>>155026714Possibly, I'm still in the process of waking up
>>155025710Based blackman
>>155026729Now that's low energy
f3 kino on soon
pooey shart, the pride of new zealand
>>155026840I'm stuck on the coverage starting soon screen, is it already happening?
>>155026863I'm watching it now on F1TV, there's a japanese kid wearing glasses under his helmet
>>155026888i saw that too just now
what a mark
fred :(
>>155026888I hope that nerd crashes
>>155026921Sacrifice......
>>155026921maybe ferrari will actually win now
>it's a slurperit's over
lmao this track always delivers with the junior categories
lmao
>>155026937spoken too soon
last year they had that massive pile up in f2 right?
>>155026960yeah dunne wiped out half the field
>yamakoshi Meme language
NEED ugochukwu in f1
>>155026960porsche supercup too
>>155026970He is too tall
RED FLAG>RED FLAGRED FLAG>RED FLAGRED FLAG>RED FLAG
The future of motorsport
fucking shitters
>>155026921ferrari P1-P2 confirmed
how did Badoer die?
>>155026763"black"
I hate seagulls so much
>shows a replay of a seagull stealing some russian hooker's brekkie
>no replays shownguess it must have been a big crash? any webms?
>>155026921A sacrifice for the winLeclerc is gathering powerShame, could have aimed at elkann
>>155027051It wasn't much, the gull was more interesting
nature takes its levy
>medical team still with the ones who crashedyeah somebody died in a freak accident
>>155027051it was nothing, they lightly shoved each other at the hairpin and caused a small jam
>>155027047>shouldn't 'ave nicked me chip
so glad that F1 is saving the climate with those hybrid engines
Where do you live in monaco?
he looks like a frog>inb4 well he is a frogi meant the animal.
>BenavidesWhat kind of career is this?
perez talking to the young boys
>>155027086Which one of those is Leclerc's?
>le
>>155027112surely he has a parking spot in the marina
Why is it taking so long? Did somebody die?
>>155027047kek
>rolling startthey have lost faith in the zoomers to race properly
>>155027139digits and Vasseur is kill
>Mercedes Sprinter garage
>>155027047roflmao
>>155027158Whole Monaco
>>155027139The finnish driver parked his car in the middle of the tunnel where the crane couldn't reach it
benovidas has been killed by a seagull
>timed raceslurp
>rolling startSLUUUUURP
>>155027185>>155027194it's all your fault
>>155027197>it's all your faultSLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
hopefully they all crash again fuck monaco
>>155027199>digitsfuck...
>>155027199philistine
>>155027055This but unironically
nakamura is not nakamura-berta
>KWAB
deary me it happened again
>>155027211why would it be ironic
What happened with Duugga? Fucking bust, Finland loses again etc...
kek BASED
>>155027222trips don't lie
Freddie Slater is the next Johnny Herbert
>future of british motorsport btw
kek VSC would have been more than enough>SC already endingwow, a rare F1slop win
>slater tries it>spins rivera>blocks slater>nael crashes into slater>nael's outwell done freddie!
>>155027243>nael's outnot evenhmmm
seething
>crash the car>throw a strop
>>155027262at himself hopefully
>>155027262
>>155027262soft
somehow otmar returned
>>155027262good old gimi
Gay sex with young athletes
freddie!'s been kinda off since late last yearhe had a retarded macau gp as well
>>155027282straightest F1 enjoyer
>>155027282are you on a vacation Zak?
>X pronounced G>Z pronounced JWhy are chinese like this?
>>155027299this romanization is for their own sake not for europeans
Why do these kwabs get DRS but f1 can't
why is there a woman commentator? is everything about this 'sport' pozzed now?
>>155027284I remember the british press were hyping him up to easily win the formula regional here in NZ but then Ugo raped him
>>155027299they didn't invent pinyindid they? can't be arsed to check
HECKIN DANGER ON THE TRACKRED FLAG THIS SHIT
>>155027314taste of things to come for fsemen
>>155027314>they handled the situation just fine (quick vsc to remove debris)>retards are malding anywaygrim
>>155027314There was a trident on the track, someone could have died
>>155027314calm down
>>155027330a 'good' british post!well done!
>>155027334Bloody dutch
NIPPON STRONG!
his glasses did not fall off during the racegood for him
>>155027388Fshitter is now a chink and nip sport
DUN DUN DUN
Late DUN DUN DUN LINE ====================================
I realized ollie's older than me lads
five more years and he will be one ugly bastard
>>155027620>>155027622patheticformula 1 is dead
>>155027639My pure innocent Lilly...
damn
>>155027639Stop slandering He.
another caddy caught fire lmao
another cadillac brake fire
bottas can't even speak while driving, his fatass cardio doesn't hold up now that he's getting old
They revealed Kim K, I think this race is scripted for Lewis to win. Where Kim K goes, the normie ig girly goes and this will be a very good PR for both delulu and Netflix (because broads love DTS) IF AND ONLY IF Lewis wins while hard launching Kim K as his chick. Too big of a deal for maFIA to not rig it in my opinion.
>american engineering
>>155027661Hamilton fucks that
>cadillac
>>155027717Cadillac outsourced brake design to indians
>>155027661.
>>155027727Rather him than me. Eww
>>155027707It would be an incredibly out of touch thing for them to do, no one cares about either Hamilton or the Kardashians anymore
caddies are a track hazard this weekend
>>155027707Meds. Now.
>>155027740we used to have 6 of those back in 2010, they'll be fine or maybe digits and someone diesbut they'll be fine
Audi looks good in yellow
Hamilton will be on pole and he will win tomorrow.
AMX
>>155027761yeah it's much better than their usual livery
>>155027771i sure hope not
>>155027761I like it but they left the air inlets red
>>155027740They've been losing parts since the start. Mirrors, engine covers and other stuff ever other weekend
>Rari fallen off allready
>>155027787Something they quit caring about a decade ago?
I am the only person who was 100% sure that Mercedes was gonna mop the floor once again.Anything other than a Mercedes win is pure cope, haven't you guys learned alreadyit's all fabricated drama, they're 1s a lap faster if they want
>>155027787maybe ten years ago now, Formula one and drivers like Chuck are more popular than the kardashians now
>>155027790we're so back
>>155027803>damnReal question is how Rushle will bottle it this time to give Antinelly his ... is it fourth in a row?
>>155027779It's the closest they could get to painting the german flag on their car without being accused of nationalism
You might not like it but kim is perfect woman
>>155027816STOP FUCKING ABOUT AND JUST BE GOOD.
>>155027824Acceptable
Newey is alive
VERANTHAM
>>155027833
>>155027850calm downtrack evo
>>155027831She was cute when she was younger and still doing amateur porn.Kinda fucked her face up with botox. And her public image with Kanye.
>>155027849The hell is this? You should feel bad for posting
>>155027866>The hell is this?A white woman
Reminder a good driver can put it on pole in Monaco with any half decent car. Kubica was almost on pole with a bunch of scraps.
the future is now
Kimi is already better than gimi
>>155027877KUBICA ALMOST GOT POLE IN MONACOWITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS
BONO MY SEAT
>>155027877Yeah, but on the other hand, Hamilton also got pole in Monaco twice.
Big week for Ferrari. 1. Delulu-Kim K Hard launch2. They will win Monaco, 1-2 (pray to God)3. Alexandra Leclerc is pregnant, hence the wide dress
>>155027926Goat has three wins in monaco, drivers track
Imagine watching Mona-co seriously
>colapissu
Kimi has gotten over his Europ jittersIts over for narb
fgimi will crashthis isn't the place to be cocky lad
>>155027931It is pretty creepy how much attention she gets for.... doing nothing
>Go on ad break>About 30 things happenWell done Liberty
jorj getting frustrated lmao kek desu
>>155027939How are his stats against drivers in equal machinery?
>>155027939>three wins>Yeah, and the only thing it took him was two decades in utterly dominant cars.
They fucked the Red Bull overnight and now AMX is unhappy again
Is it time to believe in audi or is it just the track?
>>155027963Show me driver who has more
CHARRULU LECLERRUC POLE POSITION
>>155027962How are his stats against Monégasque as well?
>>155027962To be fair, only two of Rosberg's Monaco wins were when he had equal machinery compared to Hamilton. For the other one he had a much worse car.
>>155027975worry if he complains in Q1, sometimes they can fix it between FP3 and qual when they fuck it overnight
>>155028005kek
>>155027962Rosberg is a Monaco based youtuber so he had the homefield advantage
the absolute state of this guy. just look at him. what the fuck happened? and Kim Kardashian? of all the women on the planet, he chooses the biggest whore with kids?
>>155027978Senna (ironically also a massive shitter).Hill (not Damon).Schumacher (not Ralf).Prost.Next time look it up yourself.
business idea: ban tyre warmers
>rosberg and verstappen never raced together Sad
>>155028022They tried, drivers are babies
>>155028023>fangio and piastri never raced togetherWho cares
>>155028020Humiliation ritual, he wants the 8th. There must be sacrifice.
>>155028005that reminds me...
>>155028039Nobody cares about your nazi country
>>155028057That's a non-sequitur if I ever saw one.
Plot twist, they are setting up the Cadillac brakes on fire purposely. On Race day its going to be Bottas's brakes that will fail, which will trigger the Colton Herta clause (whatever it is). Herta to replace Bottas after Monaco.
>>155028066You are massive faggot
he loves a microphonewhat's gonna be the excuse this weekend?
>>155026921hes dead
>>155028055i look like this
Humiliation Ritual
>>155028055fake
Censoring swear words is so funny.We already know they're swearing, and the censoring confirms that
>>155028020
>>155028103yeah but this way the kids don't hear the forbidden sounds (that they already know anyway)
>>155028020>>155028117I thought he had to give up dressing like this as part of his Ferrari contract
Bearkid
luckily they have no electricity in jamaica right now
>bearwoman
WITH JEWS YOU LOSE
KWAB
kwabie kwabman
Twinkman
I'm ko
PENALTY FOR GEORGE
il a fracassé
>beartwinkbussy
Grid penalty for Russell
No Ollie, you're OB not OK
>bottom is bottomingwhat a surprise
Remember 4channel?
Should be better than last year. This is Charles' track despite not being a regulation set that suits him.
>>155028172calm down
>it's the bottoming
>adult man drinking something fruity from a strawinappropriate
I want Russel to drive straight into the harbour and never surface
>>155028184lol
>>155028187Grow up, you sound like redneck
>>155028174i want sexsexsex
>>155028170
Bernie has some hips on her
>>155028128His contract with Ferrari was actually leaked a few days ago, here's an excerpt (bare in mind it's in Italian).>Per il tuo ruolo da frocio nell'eliminare le grid girl, sei contrattualmente obbligato a ESSERE la nostra grid girl.Crazy stuff.
>>155028174ai, forget about it, im a biut horny because i found a hot tiktok slut
>Oliver Bearman: OH NI-
>>155028216>because i found a hot tiktok slutUnder or over the age of 18?
>>155028216>hot tiktok slutsharing is caring
>>155028216Uoh?
This sport is so dead
What is bump during bottoming?
any running or?
>>155028227above>>155028229nah sorry, kind of kinky, and i dont want you to know about my proclivities
GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT
must be sad being an old school journalist who used to cover this sport when it was still good and have to pretend it isn't total dog shit now
at least the HP logo will not win
>>155028280HP
>>155028280was the hp logo already in the car in 24? dont recall
>>155028178tell me that after quali when it ends up a merc 1-2 again
>>155028291Eesti has brain damage from too much facefucking.
>>155028252>kind of kinkySo goth pegging
>>155028271must be sad being that obese and poor while all the hot cock and money hungry insta whores buzz around you in the paddock
>>155028271>who used to cover this sportNot as if Edd had a hard time fully covering anything.
WILLYUMS YOU SHITTER
Norizz behind hadjar and bort lmao he is so shit
>>155028303the safest kink, might not even be considered as such by most, i mean its on tiktok
>>155028333Feet?
>>155028229https://www.tiktok.com/@martagarciaracing
>>155028332totally legit wdc btw
Why do you want George to suffer?
>>155028333milf
>>155028345Her body is nice but face.....
>>155028280Does anyone else remember that time when some dumbo heard Piastri's father co-founded HP Tuners and assumed Oscar was a hyper gorillionare nepobaby because they thought the HP stood for Hewlett-Packard?
>>155028333Girl cock
interesting
I FORESKIN A CHAMPIONSHIP
I CAN'T TURN
>>155028333
haha fuck lando
>>155028358The exposure will continue until moral improves.
>>155028333she's fat then huh?
>>155028337no, its not body appearance, its about the content of their characterspeaking of feet, i was thinking about it, and i think that the appeal of feet its about the intimacy, when do you see feet? at home, at bed>>155028360that too
>>155028364Not as funny as when some dumbo got him confused with Oscar Pistorius
>>155028202fruitcake
>>155028403nutbar
>>155028374
>>155028384nah, in spanish we say gordibuena, translates to something like hot fatty, when she has meat but its well distributed, i wouldnt mind that, but not fat fat
>>155028307he isnt poor if he can afford (business expense, yeah) to attend many f1 races
>>155028388>i think that the appeal of feet its about the intimacy, when do you see feet? at home, at bedYou also see them at the pool or beach.
>>155028388yeah and the only time you get a good look at the soles is when she is laying on her back in front of youbut strangely, i am not into mens feet
continuing vrooms, japan!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDINupchH9Y
>>155028252
>>155028364Everybody knows that HP stands for Harry Potter.
>>155028442The Kappa pfp really ties it all together.
>>155028422that is a small hole in my theoryi still think im right, i mean there has to be something else, its impossible to be turned on by feet
>>155028459>graphsthat's one graph, where are the rest
>doohan died for this
>>155028458>i still think im right, i mean there has to be something else, its impossible to be turned on by feetI'll be honest the intimacy angle is one I hadn't thought of or heard before, it would make sense.
>>155028458>its impossible to be turned on by feetnot truelots of other stuff can turn people onread swiss anon posts for proof
ynr Spack Poohan
>>155028388you know what's even more intimate than the feet? the pussy
>>155028174nooooo think of the advertiserinos!!!!
>>155028507proof?
>>155028442>市民プール
>>155028511
>>155028558Complete garbage take.
If George got replaced by self driving software, would you notice?
>>155028558how are armpits worse, and moreover how are *only* armpits worse
>>155028558Honestly wouldn't surprise me if it's because they get surgeries on all the other parts
>>155028558Gayest post in /f1/
>>155028573Obviously. You're talking to a Hamilton bootlicker. Probably in the literal sense.
>>155028573>>155028584Kill yourself feetfags
I'm gonna sit back and watch how this one plays out.
>>155028558nothing wrong with armpits you poof
>>155028601>how this one plays out.You're talking about the race weekend, right?Right?
>>155028558feet are the part with the most historic precedent
>>155028612Nothing wrong with feet also BUT those should not be main event
>>155028615
>>155028628True. I've heard they go back to 4000 - 6000 BC.
>>155028628
>>155028647So in other words footfags are just... following in their footsteps?
If your cock gets hard mainly by looking at feet, you are sick bastard.
>>155028666cursed
>>155028680Why are you thinking about my cock, you sick freak?
>>155028694I didn't refer to you personally. But I bet it is nice one.
Recommend me a good pillow to sleep through the race tomorrow, /f1/.I kinda need to change it, actually. Been using the same one for 5 years.
>>155028694Everybody's been talking about it, word is it's a good size and shape, and you really know how to use it
>>155028702Thanks
f2 sooni believe in dunne (to do something funny again)
>>155028707
>>155028558I kind of had this theory in my head about good feet possibly being a health marker, until I found out a lot of these freaks also like dirty feet and get off to the smell.
>>155028728I can't wait for another performance of generational talent Colton Hertha.
>>155028330TAKE MY SOUL WHORE
/f1/ - Relentless Sexology General
>>155028747Smells are integral to sexual pleasure. Crotch smell, armpit smell, feet smell, all delicious
where's chris mccarthy gone to
>Women commentatorsigh..... this sport is catering to woman,,,, No wonder dutchspammer like this shit
>women noisesi'm tired.
small leclerc
my body is ready for some F2 sloppa>sloppa = two turns of "racing" then 20 mins of red flag
fat women do love mclaren
Alonso tulpa
>>155028844Reminds them of mcdonalds
>the straight that isn't straightJust like some f1 drivers
Mini is a shit surname
>>155028888quads of quth
GIRTHER NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>155028848Alonso fupa
Charles' dog is leading?
>>155028780Tbh my sense of smell is very bad, I've eaten spoiled food by accident before because I didn't smell that it had gone bad, so I wouldn't know.
Fuck your track limits. Based Dunne.
grug spin wheels really fast
>>155028922Smoker?
>>155028922Did they remove some of the word filters?desusenpaionions
this commentary is really annoying menothing is happening yet they keep yapping
so nothing happening here means happening in F1 right?
>>155028948Apparently not
>>155028948kwab
asstonsisters...
>>155028949some people have nervous breakdowns when there's a moment of peace
>>155028948Tbh, desu
>>155028964So it's just a capital letter that avoids it
>>155028960alopatriot terrorism
>>155028960
>>155028972Onions un perdedor
>>155028972TbhSenpaiOnions
>>155028888Bilinski is a great surname
deploy sprinklers
>>155028988those look good
hertabros... we aren't making it to eff juan
oof bilinski took a nap
This is very boring for an F2 race
>>155028948It only works on all small caps.Tbh(smallcaps) desuDESU>>155028931Bad genetics, my mum is the same way.
>>155029023>This is moderately exciting for a Monaco raceftfy
f kino indeed
>>155029046>small caps
VAR VAR
do the commentators ever get tired of pretending like something is actually going to happen and it's all super exciting?
NOEL LEON
i hope tsolov wins tomorrow, he is p2, if camara do a little frauding he can do it, campos win in both races, that would be kino
>>155029080You know small letters? Don't you guys call it smallcaps?
Minì
>>155029105what about no caps fr fr?
BANK ANGLE BANK ANGLE
>>155029105lowercase or (far less commonly) minuscules
>>155029105>smallcapswhat do you think caps are friendwhat you're talking about would be the small versionnow think about it
raphaer camarer
>>155029114I thought they prefered thr term little people
Imagine looking like this and choosing to date a closeted gay vegan
>>155029007>main focus on the 10-16 group >Herta still nowhere to be seen
>>155029144>liked by christianhorner
is goethe a mclaren driver now?
>>155029007Colton Sharta
>>155029169he’s been dead a long time, show some respect
Damn, Boschung is getting old.
Are you seriously telling me there's a guy in FKino called Noel Leon
ralph boschung ouwe lul
>>155029163
>>155029144She's a prostitute full of botox and plastic implants, I don't think she has much of a choice
>>155029169Non-affiliated
>>155029201His parents read Holes and thought it was pretty cool
>>155029229she's super-rich, why would she need to prostitute herself
>>155029201He should stylize his name as "noeL Leon"
noel leon is an anagram of leon noel and also a palindrome
>>155029231yeah thought so, but the car was mclaren orange, papaya as some call it, so i was a bit confused
>>155029237look at those 3 gir-AAAA
B O Y
>>155029244Easy come, easy go
>>155029277Will you let me go
>>155029285Miss Miller, no! We will not let you go.
there were some rumors that redbull was helping out campos a few years ago when they had hadjar and pepe, makes kind of sense because both of them were redbull drivers, and there was an obvious improvement in campos that season, do you think it still going on? if so, are they happy that a non redbull driver won with their money? looks a bit cucked, yeah its true that is the sprint race but still you would want the redbull driver to win all the time
>think of very funny joke in response to Jamaicanon's power outage but it's also extremely rude toward himI won't.
Evropean women are so hot bros
>>155029007Thank gods.
>>155029438Fun fact: Only half of those people are women.
>>155029244she does it for the love of the game
>>155029438I hate this pozzed timeline so fucking much.
free live stream?i refuse to pay because im poor as fuck
>>155029454I love German humor, I genuinely kek'd
>>155029520incredible tuck jobs
>>155029574Har harr.
charlie claire
quali is in 30min right?also, shouldnt we make a new thread? Were already at 600 bumps
>>155029647Make one when we reach 600
>>155029647Board isn't that fast
>>155029647>>155029655Nah.
>>155029666nor is the sport
baking
>>155029690
>>155029666>we're less than a week from a football world cup and the /sp/ board is slow as fuck at peak european hoursJust feels wrong, doesn't it.
>>155029706All the based posters got banned
>>155029706It's not real world cup hours until they split the UK flag
>>155029706Don't worry, /sp/ will blow up once General Mbappe falters just like how they call the Spurs a bunch of bums in the NBA finals bread
What did they mean by this
>>155029757jej
>>155029706>4chan traffic is much lower than before because many people left after the ´arty hack>captcha is "harder" which filters brainlets and bots>world cup has been getting less and less exciting because all of them have been in shithole countries for the last few years
>>155029706Its on a gradual decline.
>>155029706> iNEED my board to be fast..>!!!Cringe.
>>155029757damn
>>155029562>german humoroxymoron
>>155029780Not the point. No one likes boards or even threads being fast, but it's a good indicator of general fan engagement.
>>155029810Nah. Germans are seriously funny. Very seriously.
i cant find a stream, my computer died and i hadn't backed up my bookmarks, what was the WAC alternate???
theres a bear in herewe need a new thread.
>>155029807>>155029807>>155029807
>>155029835idk any specific one, go to r/piracy if you cant find one
>>155029863>go to r/piracy if you cant find oneGreat idea. Downloading a game to play or film to watch is always a good excuse to not was an F1 event when it's on.
>>155029757RUDE
