Dawning of the Age of Zverev editionMen's Professional TennisNo girls allowed>Order of play:https://www.rolandgarros.com/en-us/order-of-play>Calendar:French Open final on Sunday. Nothing happening until then. Temporary migration to /wta/.>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1b.pk/tennis-live-stream50/tennistream.com/watch-tennis/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesport/all>>155018852
Finally a slam final that I can watch and sleep early
Holy cobolli sucks
Topkek
This is a cuteboli general
>>155051692no one told him
Flavio is already on the verge of crumblingZ needs to complete the breadstick to assert dominance
zverev won't even have a chance to choke it
Today, I am German
>>155051703Rude
KWABolli
I was always told never wear jewelry in tennis match because one time you trip or a ball hits you its gonna be stuck in a body part where the jewelry is worn. Yet Zverev is wearing a necklace and a watch
What an ugly fucking volley
>>155051723Cobolli’s biggest crime robbing us of this opportunity
The netGOD has re-decided
Genuinely a lifelong Cobolli hater now because fuck him for this shameful display
let's go Canolli
Was talking to a girl on Hinge about the French Open results but after the first week she ghosted me. Are you in here bitch?
zverev will win it for all t1 diabetics
>>155051712such a baddie, post more x
I can already see the Medical timeout and 10 minutes toilet break
>Zverev dominates first two sets>Diabeetus kicks in>Loses matchYour response??
the 2 set trap is going to plan cobolli chads
Someone who gets destroyed by De Manure will never amount to anything
>>155051781blame diabetes
>triple breakincredible
>>155051759she found someone better :)
reddit deserved better
ez pz
What a great set
Arnaldi would've put up a fight
damn zverev is dominating this twink
>>155051759Eh at least that girl showed interest. I went on a date with a girl a few hours before the US Open Final. She was boring and bland and had no interest in tennis so I snuck out. Watching Alcaraz mogging Sinner was more entertaining than she was. Tennis is always more entertaining than girls
>>155051810Why choose someone better when you could have someone better and someone worse at the same time
>>155051838Fax no printer
Zverev this whole tournament in the middle:
This Burberry de Minotaur ad is cringo
How can Sascha come from Alexander anyway? And isn't Sascha a girl's name there as well?
>>155051858>Eh at least that girl showed interest. I went on a dateDude I haven't had a date in 3 years. I cannot get girls on apps or IRL. Only on 4chan, and they're always to far away to go on "dates"
yfw zverev breaks his ankle and forfeits again
changed the channel
>>155051881Brother thats got to hurt
What is Rothenberg thinking right now?
>>155051897alexa-xa-nder
>>155051908That's nothing, I haven't had a date in 34 years
>>155051900He could’ve saved us…
>>155051897It's a diminutive of Oleksandr
>>155051908What board are you meeting girls on lol
Anyone have a working english language stream?
>>155051954His draw was just too tough
What will happen now to prevent Zverev winning GS?
>>155051972https://ntv.cx/watch/kobra/roland-garros-french-open-roland-2026Best streaming sites for sports. Bookmark it.
>>155051908>Only on 4chanwtf who finds girls on 4channel lmao
>>155051944i don't get beaten very often...
>>155051984Terror attack or protester injuring him
>>155051927I cannot support Zverev's actions yet a lot of awful people have won tournaments in sports. Rotherberg is just running a smear campaign against Zverev for clicks.
>>155051996hey
Let them say I played in the time of Zverev
That’s itI’m jumping the court
Will Flavio even manage to get a BP against him?
>>155051996https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsN-wceq9Rs
Bonzi serving for the match but Tomic breaks back! Let's fuckin go Bernie bros!
>>155051984The only thing that could stop him at this point is a crazy German fan running on the court and stabbing him.
>>155051990thanks bro
>>155052014You're in /tennis/ I don't care if you're xx with tits and puss, you're a guy here.
>>155051997what’s your streak?
>>155051927That Jewfro faggot has got to be malding
>>155052065Sir this is /atp/
>>155052045It starts and ends with BonziIt's like poetry it rhymes
>>155052028/li/ is the most retarded board 4channel that flies way under the radar.ive met 4channel lit girls irl and they were total losers
>>155052028what a fucking whore
Any black people in the crowd rn?
>>155052045Now if he just beats Halys, Machac, and a couple of other bozos, brother you gotta a slam win cooking
>>155052112she's funny, this video was good
>>155052028oh god so many anons are gonna fall in love with her now
Bernie got broken...
>>155051990>online casino ads instead of nude woman popups shoved in your facewhy are zoomers so fucking gay. even their internet is gay
>>155052028First time I'm hearing of meeting girls on 4chan. From my experience, meeting girls via Steam is actually pretty good. I spoke to a couple and one of them became my GF.
>>155052158poshi mogs
Has it ever happened in a pro match that one guy got so frustrated that he heemed the other guy? Because Koboldi looks pissed
>>155052180Dude, what fucking ads? I'm seeing no ads. Install an adblocker, boomer.
Why don’t yall just do Tefl and date the captive audience of fellow teachers like normals
>>155052158What's with the female chudslop?
I'm 29 and never had sex with a woman that wasn't a prozzi, is it over for me?
truly grim stuff
>>155052222>>155052158>>155052028what is the endgoal behind this performative shit? Onlyfans? or hope some guy on 4chan is rich as fuck and offers to marry her or be a sugar daddy??
This year’s RG is for Zverev like 2009 RG for Frauderer
>>155052028This reminds me of how camgirls acted in the mid-late 2000s, what a cringeworthy look it is now
>>155052266Everyone here has a 6 figures income
>>155052230It took the Golden Boy of tennis a long time to find true love. Never give up on love
It's Zverev over...
>>155052313Those six figures: $0000.00
Cobolli needs to take advantage that the 6"6 German guy has a reputation of bottling finals
>>155052277Beating soderling who mogged Nadal is a lot like beating Cobolli who beat Felix
Do Roger daughters have synchronized periods?
Remember against Thiem at USO, Zverev won the first two sets like 6-3, 6-2.
>>155052328heh
>>155052351Or beating Mensik who beat Fonseca who beat Djokovic and Ruud
>>155052328>rich handsome famous 6'6>ends up with some old looking bogged resting bitch face with tatsyeah I think I'm giving up after seeing this dude. the hookers I banged were more attractive
>>155052356Gross post pal. Leave this African-Slavic family alone.
They slowly become hot btw
Cobolli seriously had no dawg in him.
>>155052104/his/ is way worse compared to what it could be (potentially interesting), it’s just unreadable
>>155052431Fuark the really did clone Mirka
>>155052230no, king, youre the greatest
>>155052328>handsome>rich>world class athlete>now slam winnerSurely our boy can do better?
Cobsonolli
>>155052431>myla rose and Charlene riva Why he named them like they’re from Texas
>>155052230Same here, 28
>>155052359I remember that But I also remember that Thiem wasn't a complete shitter
Zverking please finish this quickly I'm getting sleepy
>>155052442i mean in lits constant youtuber, f gardner, trip fags peak 4channel behavior.
>>155052409
>tennis players with tattoosName a bigger atrocity or a war crime that compares.
I unironically fell asleep, and lost a couple of games.Cobolli keeping this tight now it seems
this has their madrid match vibes.Maybe Cobolli is lucky with this being BO5 because it might give him the third set chance to finally lock in and not waste two sets waking up.
>>155052495Hold on, I’ve been led to believe it’s impossible to suffer in Brazil. You don’t have cousins?
BRUH
Z what the fuck are you doing
IDK why but something about ON seems incredibly onions coded. For some reason I imagine skinnyfat white nerds with asian girlfriends taking the Caltrain into San Francisco while wearing business shirts, jeans, and ON shoes to their techcuck job only to get fired and replaced by jeets in IndiaI have no evidence to back this up as I haven't been in SF for 4 years
here we go
>>155052562It is becoming more common than not among the wta
IT'S CHOKE TIME
The choke is brewing
>horrible drop shot>horrible net approachTry saving the shit plays for when you're a break up, Zveretard
Kek Cobolli just going to the one great shot zverev has
fair play he saved that bp with some big shots
Sasch has got this
>>155052416I used to get dozens of (You)s on posts like these but just remembered that coomers have their own general now
>double fault
>>155052723thiswhat is he doing
There's our Alexander the great we know and love
Holy Monakino
>>155052629it really does
Okay good drop shot, now shank a forehand for me Fabio
Focus, Z
better quality match now
this is the game that decides it
Sacha. Hit INSIDE the line
>>155052629They’re absolutely everywhere. From young athletic types to office boomers.
I need a pale skinny girlfriend with very moley skin who plays tennis in a short skirt
It's ZveroverFlavio in 4
watching chef jean-pierre cook a pomodoro sauce
VINTAGE zverev
oh no no hes choking
>not letting Zverev lead 2:0Big mistake
uh oh stinky
B R E A KREAK
THE CHOKEIS ON
>>155052356fuck they’re hot
MY TIME IS N-ot yet
nothingburger break back soon
...
here's how Shelton can still win
Cobolli is a shitter so he’ll probably get broken again this set
>>155053068no way in hell Zverev comes back from this.Canolli in 4
Chvkerbros...
>>155053073this hatewatch was promised to him 3000 years ago
Cobolli is falling for the give up the 2nd set trick. Zverev in an easy 4 from here.
Why is Chinese such a crass and harsh sounding language when Japanese and Korean sound so refined and pleasant to the ear
What Rolex are you guys wearing today?
If Zverev chokes this certain posters better not rear their ugly heads in my /atp/ ever again
Uhh Zverev bros I don't feel so good
Kek what a kwab
>>155052960weird it seems all the athletes here in aus are in asics or adidas
Zverev bad guy sentiment + 1
Is it peak weak era ? Both are mental midgets
Someone give Zverev a donut, he's dipping.
I-It's just a break
>>155053171I run a lot and asics are very good so not surprised. Some ON shoes are excellent runners but others are a bit whatever.
Yes, let the butthurt in Zverev, it is your destiny
>>155053220>just
This isn't happening.
>>155053109ah yes the classic "lose the open to get the next one" trickZ has been playing this for a while
ZVERRE GONNA NOVICHOK
What can Zed do against such reckless fearhands
Everyone would call it a fake title if there wasn’t one lost or close set. Zverev is just giving Reddit and Rothenburg a false sense of hope before crushing both.
I don't know if I can bear to watch another chokefest
>>155053193Somehow it’s worse than 2018-23 right now but that’s because sinnercaz are injured and allergic to the sun.
>>155053213I really really really like women with spotty skin. want to kiss every single mole
Zverev is never going to win a slam KWAB
>>155053073Every time I see this I think it's the hilarious flashback scenes from Dexter where it's just the current day actor with exactly that hair pretending to be a teenager lol
Mom's spaghetti
>Chokerev
He’s choking hard you can see it in his eyes
cobolli will be the biggest meme major winner since gaudiowhat an era we're living in
>>155053130It can only be the Oyster Perpetual
>>155053213thats not how diabetis works you moron kek
I know Roger will be happy if Flavio wins
>doesn't know the scorehe's losing it
>>155053213She looks like she dates Italian boys.
Oh fuck he's awakeItaly > Germany
>>155053321ON Cloud 9 you could say
>>155053321Yes
The winners aren't coming, the winners just aren't coming.
>>155053316Who really knows how diabetes works It’s stupid that they made two types with the same name but opposite effects
>>155053130can't beat the classic
>>155053311That’s the Milgauss anon
WHAT WAS THAT SPAGHETTI ASS VOLLEY
>>155053364he doesn't forget the disrespect
>>155053351Aleksandr Zverev, the German Aryan
For FUCK'S sake
>>155053364Kek still one of my favourites
Zverevs serve noise sounds like Lego yoda dying
>getting bailed out by luck
Is he injured or something? He's barely running
What the FUCK is that forehand
Who are your Kalshi bets on, anon?
Mirra :)))))))
oh fuck cobolli is activating peak italian soul
>>155053453zev -1.5 sets
Heh my boy Zverlingz just needs more insulin
>"Why yes ve are uhh AT...P? spectators? Yes"
shut the FUCK UP robbie
>>155053473STFU SIMP
>>155053375based fat cunt
>>155053499for me it's the mom
>>155053499Wonder what her hair smells like
>>155053538ukrainian babies blood
>>155053402>crush my cock with a rock I must>maximum pain I must endureah memories
Sir this is /atp/
any petite girls in tennis? is it even possible?
>>155053487But ... The drugs don't work - The Zvervehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ0n3itoII&list=RDToQ0n3itoII&start_radio=1&pp=ygUJdGhlIHZlcnZloAcB
The choke is in the air, I can feel it
>>155053568Ask the simp thread over at /tennis/
>>155053555What is with Americans and their fantasies about dead babies. First it was Israeli babies, now Ukrainian.
>>155053538>>155053511
>>155053499Will she have to dance with Zverev/Cobolli at a winners ball? Or is that Wimby only.
>>155053576Kek, a bold synthesis
Loud grunting because you hit a ball that you THINK is a winner should be grounds for losing the point
CO BOLLI
Good guy Cobolli gave Zverev the first set as handicap for not having played his semi. But now Cobolli in 4.
Would be cool if Cobolli can hold this level
I unironically think Zverev should just commit suicide
cobolli definitely smells better than zverevplus his grunts sound better than zverevs screams
Zverev's not here. This isn't happening.
based flavio
and just like that, Zverev 2 sets away from the choke of the century
grim
>>155053627UUUUHHEEEEYEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHThats Djokovic hitting a sliding backhand winner
>>155053619does anyone use LinkedIn anymore besides jeets?
russian wifebeater absolutely SHOOK
>>155052481she's a chudette
I fear for Mrs Zverev
it's on
>>155053321
>>155053662I said what I saidMy standards don't change just because a different player is held to it
Kek they’ve sacked Laura Robson from hosting duties for a handsome man
>le ebin choke xdBig Z in 4
>>155053627Yes but at the same time it's like an anime narration "here's my special shot... BACKHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDD!"
>>155053668Dunno but I abandoned it because it’s full of influencer wannabes.
Cobolli has won
honestly think he might kill himself
How is it possible to be as weakmind as Zverev is yet be so high in the rankings
I WANT COBSON TO WIN THIS GRAND SLAM O ALGO
>>155053691holy manlet-bolli
>>155053627>>155053662Cobolli said something celebratory as he hit a winning volley, like instead of a grunt..
>its a female "analyst" just summarizes what happened episode
A settling game
Fabio's got this
Top 5 just won the point grunters:DjokoKyrgios Fonz Raz Some other flamboyant Mediterranean
Zverev found his serve again. He’ll win in 4 just like I predicted.
All you faggots doubting Sasch’
>>155053810How could ye forget Meddy
THIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM spotted :))))))))
Damn Thiem retired at like 25
>>155053774Federer 185 cmCobolli 183 cm
I miss you, Austrian prince...
I AM GOD HERE
>>15505384131 iirc
>>155053073Full picture is funnier. He's about 4 foot 10
>>155053858Sinner would be in the third set up a break by now
>>155053880COOOOOOOOOB GAAAAAAANG
>>155053885he's so chopped lmaooo
If Zverev loses this I don't think I can ever support him againAlso fuck this fucking helicopter circling around my house at 1am, the cunt doesn't even show up on Flight RadarLast time this happened I complained to the aviation ombudsman or whatever they're called and they just said "lol it was emergency services we can't do shit"Bitch there ain't no emergency that needs a helicopter flying in circles for an hour in the middle of the night
Zverev winning is good for tennis because sinner’s eventual RG victory won’t feel awkward as it would if Cobolli fluked it beforehand
>>155053885He used to be much fatter
>The last German RG champ was killed in the battle of StallingradDamn...
>>155053893Thiem is the Austrian prince, not that ginger robot
>>155053932who the fuck cares about sinner right now
>>155053880>POV of Mirra’s dad
>>155053944A fate better than Zverev’s if he loses this
>>155053944and now a russian is playing kek
They just gonna waste everyone's sunday and make it a 5-set slugfest.
>>155053944then he said something like "that's where world was heading to the last time german won FO"i can't even listen to this shit anymorei'll either find a new stream or watch on mute
>>155053975Haha yeah, friends at 30
>>155053949He may be a ginger robot but at least he wins.>inb4 whataboutrg2025 and now 2026My man completed the clay sweep and sunshine double, and broke the record for most consecutive ATP1000 match wins
>>155053965Now this is the real manlet
>>155053955Djokovic probably hoping he collapses so he can vulture another Wimbledon
>>155054007Near 39 year old Djokovic defeated peak ginger bot earlier this year.
Alexander "to be honest I could play again right now" Zverev>one day ago
>Flavio...your 5 minutes are over
>>155054021Yes it was hilarious
>>155053975>hate working, do the bare minimum to keep my job>can't get into running or lifting seriouslyI'm going to kill myself if I turn 30 and don't have a stable gf
>bwehRublevesque
>>155054055There's no such thing as a stable gf, all women are unstable
>>155054007you don't have to worry it's not happening
>>155053975>>155053991>>155054055>Muh numbersJust be one of the winning boomers in spirit lmao
Just remembered Dimitrov was 2 sets up against Sinner last year, then for some reason Sinner won that match.And now Dimitrov is nowhere to be seen
>>155053499
>>155054085He better. I’ve got money on him. Grug gone, Sinner’s confidence is shot. Literally no competition.
>>155054098Dimitrov has made a career out of "almost"s with his injury ridden career
>>155053984commentators need to be lined up and shot
FUCK'S sake Z
