The only match that matters
>>155486466I don't care
>>155486473BUCKBROKEN PER CAPITA
>>155486466This is like an Olympic hockey game between the different Caribbean islands.
>>155486473get mogged
Biggest game so far.
I prefer the kangaroo to the eagle
What country should I support, I hate jews but also kangaroos.
whos got rack ladslets throw it back to the start of A Leaguehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZe9YxJNs48the yankee fuckers wish they had this culture
>>155486466games in 3h little early
PULIGOD IS A GO
>>155486692None of us are actually going to watch it anyway. Doesn't matter.
>>155486473Foreskin status?
How do I get an american gf as a black american?
>>155486710Stop excusing for when you got raped
I'm open for business in your neighbourhoodThe blues is my business and business is good
>>155486466Comfy
>>155486732date a black american woman. They're the one female group by race that prefers black men.
Score prediction?
>>155486795Didn't care-Didn't watch
>>1554867951-0 or 1-1, I think the first half will be a slurper
>>1554867951-1, slop game
>>1554867951 - 1.
>>155486795could get pumped tbqh, turkey were awful
>>155486795Don't know it can be a slurp 1-1or we are giving them a beating of 3-1
The thread will be a shitposting apocalypse.
I dont watch handegg or Victorian hot potato only the divegrass and I heard these two nations are beefing rn at soccer
Will the US score more bewts like this one?
Do you think he wrote the script for tonight as well?
5-0
>>155486958>So the music is called Jizz...
Go the soccerydoos
>>155486829I'd like to fuck her pussy, if you know what I mean
>>155486958
>>155487013what did he mean by this
>>155486958>she's wearing a collarno fucking way
>>155487013poofter
>>155487022DO IT FOR HIM
>>155487022her tits were way bigger than that last time i saw her
>>155486466time to buttfuck some burger asshttps://youtu.be/l3ST8AjLAms?si=uZ3Wf3m9d44zH6GT&t=92>starts at the best part
Will she make another appearance?
>>1554867953-0 or 2-1 or 1-2 or 1-1
>>155486466America is going to atropelate Australia.
CAM ON AUSSIELAND
>>155487096
>>155486466in support of my new home country of Kansas I sucked a tranny and shot a school today feels good to be American
revenge for vietnam
Hopefully when America scores a goal we get this
>>155487096Jesus Christ.
>>1554867952-1 America
>>155486958>so you see uhm, yeah in my movies there was a world cup for a game called laserball, and euhm,,basically its played by a bunch of cool CGI monsters and we use a big blue screen for the backgrounds...
>My cousin Joe>My cousin Joe>Its my cousin JoeThoughts on this post? Good, bad?
>>155487134Thought Kansas b&d trannies recently.Also if you're thinking of Kansas City that's in Missouri.
>>155486732You can't, fat American women are belong to us
>>155487163How the fuck are you supposed to block that shot? It went right in the corner of the goal
>>155486732Try Mars
How do I shrink pictures on my iphone? I got some incredible seating and I wanted to show but it loaded as 4.4mb and I can’t figure out how to shrink.
>>155487260Don't bother. Nobody ITT cares about soccer.
>>155487260What kind of phone?
>>155486466>AUSSIE BOYS ARE ON A BENDER >AMERI GOYS BEND FOR A SEX OFFENDER
>>1554867950-0
>>155487260I just crop them and email to myself at a lower res because I’m a boomer, which also corrects the rotation.
>>155487319iPhone.
>>155487323Sand Canada living up to its name.
>>1554867952-2
>>155487323Looks based but it would weird living there with no guns.
>>155487350You know you can buy guns anywhere on the planet, they just won't give you a receipt.
Petrol sniffing status? Or is this thread Rama Rama?
The American Outlaws have absolutely overtaken the Fox pregame show and look like 50000 screaming Hulkamaniacs at a classic Wrestlemania. I don’t know if Australia know what they’re in for today.
Holy fuck the USA crowd is insane on the pre game show right now in Seattle
>>155487334Ah yeah I tried emailing myself but I never saw a crop option. I see now though, I had to crop and mail in the email dropdown from photos. Okay, this is where I’m at. Look for a fat bastard in anime eyes and red.
>>155487376So I can't return it when Sig or Colt makes another busted piece of shit? Sounds awful.
Fox coverage just kicked off and the Seattle crowd hijacked it with 5 minutes of USA chants. Shocking given how liberal that city is but the crowd was soccer fans not the typical PNW shitlib.
>>155487336If you don’t want the photos to be turned sideways you have to crop in a tiny amount. Idk why but it works. Even a super tiny amount will fix it.
>>155487388>>155487389It's Seattle. The infamous "fight and win". It's probably the only real soccer city in USA. It will be crazy.
>>155487401I thought soccer fans and PNW shitlib were the exact same demographic.
Who are the good guys?>>155487260Just google compress png and use one of those sites, they are pretty quick.
>>155487393>skullet sōyjack pointGood pic
I'm in absolute shock at the crowd already Do we actually care?
>>155487260Take a screenshot, Boomer McBoomface.
>>155487401All the signs around the stadium were talking about protests at the Egypt v Iran match. Too much crossover with Juneteenth, which they celebrate here, is what I assume. I don’t think we’ll have FUCK MURICA today, not in a hometeam match. Politics don’t matter in the stadium, only Total Boagan Defeat is on our minds now.
>>155487337Do not compare us to leaflets
>>155487393>all those empty seatsIt's official, the US don't care about soccer
I'm unc enough to remember when the pnw was touted as a white enclave.
>>155487457Damn it’s joever, total frenchad victory
>>155487393Kino stadium
>>1554867955-0, early red for Australia for too much bant.
>>155487454If you tinted that ground slightly whiter and told people it was Canadian tundra, nobody would question it.
>>155487393>>155487406>>155487423Assuming you have Telegram (or WhatsApp probably) you can just message the photo to yourself. Would be faster than emailing or using some gay site.
>more security than fansKek
>>155487350Do Americans really
>>155487393Don’t forget to post pics of all the stadiumslop you buy
lolis are illegal in cuckstralia so i'm cheering for USA, fuck that faggot country
>>155486466The hippo has spoken
>>155487393Fucking based. You better be loud!
Zlat still going in on Lalas
>>155487500owari da australia
>>155487488>not an arEh, just not the same.
>>155487494ai slop
>>155487500All hail the American female population
MY BODY IS READY
test
>>155487500What's the hippo's success rate?
For me it's Jacob Italiano
>>155487488>yes they do
>>155487430we're wining it this year and the eurocuck seethe will be biblical
>>155487555u lose this match 0-4 btw
>>155487500You’ll never be the octopus you fat little shit
>>155487555I'd like to pin her down and pound her mound if you catch my drift
>>155486466Ooooh new football fwends are we? Going to do some "banter"
>>155487548dunno. It's just a picture our media is using to hype the game up
we will be rooting for america
>>155487246fuggin Seattle Sounders are based as fuck m8. youtube the De La Vega goal.
Let's all just be glad we don't live in the UK
HOLY FUCK BROS THE CROWD IS WILD
I'm rooting for you aussies
>>155487500Is placing bets based on hippo advice a good idea?
>only guy in recent history to use his gun to shoot someone actively oppressing him and millions of others was a lefty (luigi)are guns just for show, like an accessory?
>>155487500Animal predictions are so 2022
>>155487601t-this is fake, right?
>>155487593since you don't root anything elsehahahahahhahaahhahahcrikey
>>155486473Then why are you here, faggot
>Australia vs America>Not taking place in Florida The Aussie fears the Floridaman
>>155487616Labubus for the rural
>>155487601Thats so fucking cringe it has to be realKeir starmer needs to die lads imma be honest
Its gonna be wild
>>155487616>doesn't remember rittenhouse or dornernewfag pls go
>>155487593based hue
>>155487607>not basing your entire life on hippo adviceAmatuer
>>155487163I'm sick of the toxic nickelodeon green slime Seattle picked
>>155487616>Americans have guns but don't use them>Australians willingly gave all their guns away and can't even own airsoft toy gunsI'm not sure which is gayerI think we both lose
>>155487657>pablo iglesiasYou known what to do Trump-sama.
>>155487645>neighbour has a mental illness>get shot
I can’t imagine fifa allowing us to win this they need the USA to win the group
>>155487687>You known what to do Trump-sama.Pardon a criminal rabbi? Gotchu senpai
we love a bit of SOKKAH don't we
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA&list=RDfKJDAVvs_JA&start_radio=1thread theme
>>155487494Based, thank you cunnychad.
>>155487726Nah, not really if I'm being perfect honest desu
vamos Straya
>>155487707I desperately want USA to finish second in the group so I can see them play Argentina in Atlanta. Don't fucking blow this you cunt.
PULISIC IS OUT
Pulisic OUT
>>155487750>>155487756Based.
>>155487616You disgust me.
>Pulisic is out Well it's over.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO WE HAVE NO CHANCE NOW
Revenge for the KInder Surprise Egg
>>155487324lost
Stands are filling in, 90 minutes to go…
More like poo loo sick
Ah so this is the FIFA rigging I've heard so much about.
>>155487601Grim
>>155487798>seattlewill they use their crowd noise pumper?
>>155487803Never cook again
>>155487798>that eye in a triangleVery Illuminati
Gio Renya will save us
>>155487601england and america are so beyond fat as fuck we kind of need something like this. At least until obesity rates go down
>>155487826It's the seacuck's hideous logo. Be thankful you don't have to witness their jerseys.
>5 of the last 7 USA goals at the World Cup have involved PulisicHow fucked are we?
I guess you could say he was pulledisic
>>155487601I simply don't understand how people vote for being oppressed.
>>155487819The stadium design itself is the crowd noise pumper.
>>155487798Kino stadium. Americans just don't suffer
I wish the world played American sports instead
>>155487840No we don't, we should just let the fat people who can't control themselves die.
>>155487826you best recognize our superb owl champions
If we win against Australia then I will be convinced the US gets stat boosts based on how much everyone online wants us to lose.
>>155487856people vote against it, it just doesn't matter because both major parties are working togetherits like how nobody in your country is voting to get assraped by corporations or send money to israel. it just happens anyway. democracy is a fucking scam
What’s the opposite of a slurp game?
>>155487616Fuck off scumbag. He murdered an unarmed nonviolent man by shooting him from behind. He's lower than shit and deserves to burn in hell after being executed on Earth. Even if you are against capitalism, thinking the solution is to unalive one person is both evil and idiotic.
>>155487840This. It's the one area where I fully support government nanny-state overreach. Stop being 300lbs you fucking whales. >>155487863They dont die, they just go on medicare and you support heroic medical intervention against avoidable issues
>>155487867or americans are just getting better at soccer because they dont want to be CTE'd by football and basketball is losing popularity
>>155487657That name and that city tell you he spends all his time forcing a woke agenda into his sports coverage. Fuck Pablo.
>being scared of Australiakek. we're gonna destroy them.
>>155487859>Americans just don't sufferUntil, of course, they need medical help
AMERIFAGS, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?Born and raised in NOVA, currently living in Denver, Colorado
>>155487875>get assraped by corporationsWhat even is this meme? I've been to AUS, and I travel to the EU and UK all the time for work, and our prices are way lower. I don't understand how I'm being raped by corporations. Or are you just a gay commie who thinks corporations existing is somehow a violation of you personally?
>>155487911You traded one lib epicenter for another
Occasional reminder that Neill did in fact foul Grosso.
>>155487915you should kill yourself
Today the whole wide world will be StrayanAUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
My uncle lives somewhere in Florida and his son I guess my cousin works as an engineer for Tesla
>>155487911North Carolina born and raised
>>155487884>They dont die, they just go on medicare and you support heroic medical intervention against avoidable issuesWhich is why we need to get rid of Medicare. Follow along anon.
An aussie was rude to me earlier so I hope they get fucked
>>155486473Neither. kekI fucking hate soccer.
PRE MATCH PREDICTION USING GUMMY BEARSI’m going to shake up the gummy bear packet and pour a small handful out. Red means US goals, green means Aussie goals. If yellow/orange outnumber red and green, it means a 0-0 slurper.
>>155487926Ah, gay commie. Carry on then.
>>155487956Legend
>>155487841FUCK YOU SEETHING FAGGOTSUPER BOWL CHAMPS
back in my day if you were caught being a fan of soccer you would get raped in the locker rooms by the football players
>>155487956Why does Scotland have the worst food on the planet?You are what you eat?
>>155487970okay LET'S GO
>>155487970Video or fake and gay
If the Aussies lose without Pulisic playing they have no excuse
>>155487893We're getting better at soccer because the internet is increasing soccer's popularity among the yooths. It's inevitable we win a world cup in my lifetime and the cope and seethe from the rest of the world as we take the last thing they can hold over us will be delightful >>155487927>a country named after germsGross lol
>>155487970DO IT ASIAN AMERICA
>>155487970rolling for slurp
>>155487970the boredom situation cannot be this dire
Hot take: Soccer is amazing and Australia is an awesome nation. Shan't be beefing over this one.
Rooting for the underdogs today
>>155488020>Shan'tOkay before I wasn't but now I definitely will
>>155487956We actually have 2 full on Scot’s on our team (burgess and souttar) and 1 Scottish-Australian (Irvine) there’s could even be more than Im forgetting we had another but he got cut last minute (Boyle)
>>155488003Just makes it even, Chelsea legend Christian Pulisic was a cheat code
>>155488026Too much muscle
Girls Out West is my favorite porn site.
>>155487459Still is
Americans hate Straya cause it reminds them of themselves 20-30 years ago before they got gutted and censored by the jews and invaded by the beaners. The true racist white man marches on tonight.
I won't watch a single second of divegrass, but I'll still shitpost and laugh at every loser, even if it's my own cunt. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I will be on a flight for the first half. I am about to board and declaring America will win.
>>155488072patriot
Why wouldn't we both rest our players and tactically draw?
>>155487970>>155487997>>155488001>>155488019The pour! 0-0 semen-slurping tie predicted! Sorry I can’t video but I closed my eyes, shook, and poured all honestly. Next roll will be red cards - we’ll pour out 6 bears, if 3 are red or green then that team gets a red card
For me, its the Tampa Bay Rowdies
>>155488068>Americans hate StrayaSays who? We hate you because you refuse to stay on your side of the fucking wall and are too short and hobbit-like to kill your cartels.
>>155488068They're all Greek, Italian and Chinese m8.
>>155488083Because both teams want to finish first to get an easier RO16.
>>155488068I have never met anyone here who brought up Australia in a negative or positive manner
>>155488087Unsurprising
>>155488083That's exactly what's going to happen. Soccer is even more rigged than boxing.
>>155488068They are unironically the people we like most.Every single time I've met an irl aussie we've gotten shitfaced and was epic night
>>155488092COME ON YOU ROWDIES
cody vs bruce
>>155488057Really? Why? Got a thing for hairy, doughy, 4/10 lesbians that don't shave their pits?
>>155488083Probably what will happen, England didn't bother when we played the USA in the group stage of 2022. Anglosphere together.
>>155488087WOW! The red card pour is decisive! The US is going to get a red card. Who will it be? Smart money might be on supersub Timothy Weah to chimp out - remember, based on the first pour the US will dominate the game, so this is probably a late red card.
>>155488094Ahahaha. You got 'im.
>>155488133>Got a thing for hairy, doughy, 4/10 lesbians that don't shave their pits?Yes.
DROP THE BALL ALREADY
why does australia have another countries flag in their flag?peak cuckdom
>>155488138>anyone in a usa/aus soccer game caring enough to get a red carddoubt.png
U S A
>PuliGOD out for the gameI fucking HATE myself
I was on the big screen for a second, but I didn’t get a pic. I have a profile with me and my dad but I don’t know if that’s right to share.
>>155488148Makes sense.
>>155487883that poor guy, i'm sure he was losing so much sleep because of all the people that died because they couldn't get insured by his companythe CEO worship over there is so insane
>>155488083I think on paper the Aus team has a lot of quality that actually plays EPL and shit nowadays. This isn't 2006.
Pulisic is out. So if Austrailia wins it doesn't really count as beating us. :^
>>155488115Moot wasn't a huge fan
>>155488157We look weak if we change ours before New Zealand changes theirs. New Zealand looks weak if they change theirs before we change ours. It's a right stalemate you see.
cheeky bet on Australia
the obese soccer yank cannot comprehend the banterousness of bruce
>>155488200Moot got his ass ate out on little st. james
>>155488181You know how you can get guaranteed insurance? By getting a job.
>>155487657>kitwhat an insufferable f*g
why the fuck is Pepi playing instead of Reyna
>>155488194Pullhisdic out your mouth
>4-2-3-1 formationwe don't need Puli
>>155488224I don't know who either of those people are.
>>155488230cunt
>248 people out of over 750K picked Sweden to win 5-1>90 people out of over 750K picked Canada to win 6-0I must know who these chads are
will he show up tonight
>>155488194I have a strange suspicion we will choke for the first time ever today because we just assume we will giant snipe again.
I don't like our silly barbershop pole jerseys
>>155488243pls stop trolling
>>155488246>I must know who these chads areThe points shavers calling the shots.
still don't know a single players name from our team
>>155488204Yeah but NZ isn't a real country. It's a myth like Atlantis.
Why the fuck is Jameis Winston on my TV
>>155487883>unaliveBack2reddit
i just looked at the odds and i'm already not interested
How many today, USA bros?
>>155488260I don't know what trolling is
>>155488275They should play him. He's the goat.
Sorry mates but the yanks just lost a war this week so they simply need a W now more than you
>>155488275he went viral guest hosting on NFL Sunday so now he's a meme house negro
Our squad is called the Socceroos.America's team is called???
>>155488275he's a funny nigga! light hearted!uncle tom if you will
>>155488274Irankunda not starting?!?!?!?No Pulisic Are we both throwing this match?
Is the aussiecunt that kwabbed Peru still playing?
>>155487134Algeria had their training ground in Lawrence, Kansas.
>>155488297Go back to >>>/pol/ you chud
>>155488270I only know ngubu
>>155488217who's little st. james?
Aussy bros, how many of you spent time in a COVID camp?
>>155488248after the drone attempts? i doubt
>>155488304The chuds.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI
I STILL REMEMBER MARK WEBBER SPEAKING TO AN AMERICAN FEMALE WHALE AND SHE SAID I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS SPOKE ENGLISH
>>155488319Meant for this>>155487220
>>155488218ah there it is, the "just pull yourselves up by your bootstraps". that was quick.
>>155488313Nah, he wasn't even our main goalie.
>>155488217>>155488200Moon unironically being in the epstein files is the funniest fucking thing of all time as an oldfag. Truth is stranger than fiction
>>155488312Both are tanking for draft picks.
>>155488274that is not a pacey front 3... rough
>>155488353Who?
>>155488353>two strikersWtf is this is a 442?Please tell me this is still 3atb
>>155488353>Ricardo Pepsi
>>155488353>Ricuckdo PeepeeWright is better than that beaner pole
>>155488327Not funny, my aunt was gassed in a covid concentration camp.
>>155488274first indian starter
gators > crocs
>>155488353In Balogun we trust.
pffft australians really woke up at 4 am just to watch their team lose
>>155488274>italian player is named italianoBRAVO VINCE
LFG
1-0 AustraliaJordi Bos to score
>>155488353who's the hero unit of USA?
>>1554867954:3
>>155488342>be 400 lbs>refuse to get a job>dieGood
>>155488413the hydration break
I got two gallons ready with the caps off for the hydration break but I'm not sure it'll be enough lads.
>>155488431look at this dumb cunt
>>155488274>Leckie starting up frontNice, nice>Metcalfe on the benchIt's over
>>155488413it is pulisic but balogun is very good as well
>>155488353>Pepshitgreat we get to see that spic get bodied around by australian giants
Rooting for the USA cause both our flags' stars represent our countries states. I found it to be a nice coincidence.
I hope australia wins..
>>155488413a golem
>>155488413John Henry.
>>155488395>woke upNigger, it's friday night here. I'd normally be at a club right now.
>>155488462Pepi unironically is good in the air and really smart by Poch vs aussie giants
>>155486473
Prepare your anoos for the socceroos
bit of pre-game music i made for this one, lads.https://voca.ro/1hHFuwVFSyXsAlbum: WORLD CUP 2026Song: USA vs Australia (pregame slurpfest)[LYRICS]>Australian women slurpo on me peepee>they love my accent>and they are kinky>UH OH STINKY>IT'S TIME FOR THE FUCKING HYDRATION BREAK>POWERED BY POWERADEAND AIDS>kino and soul out here in Seattleburgers and bruce->locked in uncaring battle>kino and soul out here in Seattleburgers and bruce->locked in uncaring battle
>>155488451those don't sound like human names...
>>155488469
>>155488466but we have the same team colours
>>155488297you elected two cucks in a row as PM. live with that.
>>155488469You know she's only famous because of us right?
AUS is cool but mostly because they're like bootleg USA. I'd root for them against practically any other team.
>>155486466fuck you kiwis
>>155488092Tampa Bay Mutiny was cooler
What are the current streaming sites like in the good old days? Where did they go? Want to watch from my laptop at work.
>>155488353Why not start Weah? He has a World Cup goal and is fast as fuck
>>155488466Thanks, Brazil bro
>>155488483you dont watch him enough if you think that
>Kangaroo meat is common in Australia>Australians make kangararoo sausagesWhat the FUCK.
>>1554882751) image rehabilitation2) soccer in the US is too White for the MSM so they must compensate with DEI at all times
>>155488505Same, if they beat us I'll root for them against every other team
We can't lose to these emu jobbers
>>155488466We literally have the same constellation of stars on both our flags
I won’t be able to shitpost for much longer boys. Almost electrocuted myself too
>>155488492Balogun is not human.
Imagine if our best athletes played this spoort.
>>155488509lol pay shekelberg his toll for streaming site little goy
>>155488466>Ignoring the Southern CrossRetardado
>>155488509sports urge
>>155488509soccerstreams7 dot com
I fucked up. Knew this bloke on the internet for a few years, finally invited him around. What got him was that Hobart has a nice big Winter Solstice party with events on all week, anyway we got tickets to see some boomer DJ, I gave the bloke a bunch of goey but a little too early. Now, 1 hour out from the game he is crashed out, dead to the world, and I am just sitting here dick in hand, eyes as thin as pins trying to plough through to see Australia WIN against Seppostan.
>>155488482>clubUnc, we dont socialize like that anymore
>>155488466mein negro
>>155488508
>>155488524Jameis is fucking based. You shut your fag mouth.
>>155488541Reece Walsh mogs him
>>155487911Born in Oregon, raised in Socal, watching from Southern Indiana. Most of this country is a 3rd world shithole but its ours and Im intent on fighting for it when the time comes. For now bread and circus.
>>155488469stop posting fake shit
This is why we don't support America. The biggest Islamophobes of all time
>>155488541then they would be shit?
>>155488534Did your laptop come with a built in ecstasy dealer?
USA has absolutely no chance without Pulisic
>>155488469Why do you need to AI her?
>>155488523That only just started recently and only accounts for very little of the meat market share. It’s the cheapest red meat and tastes ass. My dad knows someone who shoots them and gives them to abattoirs or wherever they’re processed and he says it’s the most disgusting conditions they pile them up on utility vehicles where they sit for hours collecting maggots in the hot sun.
>>155488579hey didn't we beat you or something lol
>>155488564yo don't leave y'all's crab legs out when he come by
Apparently today is a national holiday in America named Juneteenth. What is that?t. Brit in USA for World Cup
kek
>>155488549Straightest soccer fan
>>155488466We literally have the same stars on our flag retard.
>>155488581Hah the previous CAD guy just bought a juiced up gaming laptop.
>>155488612>JuneteenthDo americans really think that June is a number?
we should have two teams. if the UK can get broken up, then so should we.
>>155488612made up negro holiday like kwanza
>>155488614LMAO
>>155488608Jesus fixed both his crab theivery and his fumbles.
>>155488614delet this
NRL>AFL>POWERGAP>NFL
If America wins the Worldc Up the rest of the world must participate in a a world event of real mans footbal
>>155488514He shouldn’t even be on the team, the fragile tempered ape. Instant liability on the field.
Never forget
>>155488614Strewth clever cunt
>>155488612the day that slaves in texas in 1865 learned they were free, like 2-3 weeks after the war ended
Imagine if our best athletes played soccer
>>155488614>using reddit as a sourceIt was a draw, we didn't lose.
>>155488645O'Doyle Rules!
how many bongs?
>>155488597I'd like to see her down under
>>155488614what's stopping them from gettting their getback
>>155488612Something something black historyIts a holiday if you asked 10 people out in the street regardless of skin color if they knew what juneteeth was 7/10 minimum are gonna have no idea what youre talking aboutMeme holiday that I only know exists because I got paid a day early
>>155488636This shit is an official federal holiday.. Can't believe 99% of republicans went along..
>>155488648I thought this is what the aussies said?
>>155488645'member when Nebraska didn't suck at football? I member.
>>155486466RATE MY WHITE CHUBBY WIFES TACOS?Bless her heart, I love this womanT.beaner
We have one thing the american team doesn't.Heart.
>>155488634Dixie would be bottom 20 in the world if we had our own team.
Get your excuses in, ameribros>No Pulisic, Cardoso or Tessmann, congrats on drawing our B+ team. We werent trying either btw.
>>155488634sorry, we're special because we invented the sport. we'd also be too overpowered if we had a single UK football team
>>155488612It was the day the slaves in Texas that the Civil War ended two months ago and they are free.I don't have work today because of it.
>>155488353>No Aaronsonwhat are we doing here?
offsides is the most bitchass rule in sports>NOOO YOU CANT JUST PASS IT PAST OUR DEFENSE THATS NOT FAIRgenuinely git gud
>>155488682based
>>155488680Cheese looks stale/10
>>155488673UK and Aussie media both said it.Our boys ran riot on their women
>>155488680post your wife's taco
We have one thing the australian team doesn't.Stomach.
>>155488698it's so dumb, why would you want LESS scoring in this already boring sport
>>155488654>imagine if all our Ns played soccerNo thanks.
>>155488689Kek why did Paraguay have to be such fucking faggots and calf kick our only good player
>>155488680Five tacos Jeremy? That’s insane
The GODSTRALIAN man is the pinnacle of mankind. We took the most savage Anglo-Saxons and exposed them to huge testosterone boosting levels on sunlight. I'll never forgive my ancestors for being upstanding citizens and forcing me to live in the UK over Australia.
>>155488680is she more or less chubby than picrel anon
>>155488612no one really knows. the first time i heard of it was sometime in the past five years, so my assumption is that it was a george floyd "please stop rioting, we HEAR you" reaction. but i could be mistaken
can both teams get through?
>>155488612That’s the day the last unfreed slaves in Galveston Texas got the news for emancipation; June 19th, 1865.One hour to go!
Seriously tho how good would Tyreek Hill have been if he played divegrass
>>155488576Bait used to be beleevable on this subreddit
>>155488724Id fuck her right in the pussy if you know what I mean
COME ON AMERICA! FIGHT AND WIN!
can uluru fit into the grand canyon
>americas best player is named "pussy lick"lmao?
>>155488722I am not him with the tacos but my name is actually Jeremy.
Time to embarrass America on their home soil innit ?
>>155488680Cheese isn't melted, that's a beating.
Will you join in /sp/?
>>155488612It commemorates that Lincoln "freed" not his own people's slaves, but specifically his enemies' slaves so they would kill their owners' wives and children while the men fought on the front.
>>155488680>tfw no chubby wife to cuddle with and fondle
>>155486473No one does
I hope the Aussies chantmog the Yanks (seeing as they'll most likely be knocked out before we can chantmog them ourselves)
cam on yanks do it for trump
>>155488734That's not true though. There was still slavery in the union states like Delaware, Kentucky and Maryland. Those weren't freed till a constitutional amendment. Why are southern bucks more important than northern bucks? Seems racist.
>>155488754If we lose we go right back to our default state of not caring. We cant be defeated morally or spiritually.
>>155488725actually nailed it kek
Alex Condon
Should I bother going to Fed Square for the match here in Melbourne? I reckon alcohol won't be allowed in and I don't feel like being financially raped with 18 dollar pints
>>155488691>we'd also be too overpowered if we had a single UK football team
Pulisic is the only player we have capable of dribbling through a low block. It's a massive loss for us fml.
>>155488181the guy even used the word "unalive" and you still fell for his obvious bait somehow.
>>155488666Yeah, I'm sure that'd be very nice.
>>155488320Cope I made it on topic>>155488503We elected truddy more than twice .
>it is 4:09am in Melbourne right now
i still think of the university of kentucky before i think of the isle 'o no teeth when i hear UK
america why make them all do this (none of the people on screen were talking)so creepy
>>155488719pulisoft is a twix bar bro he was gonna hurt himself regardless trying to hero ball
>>155488809They've got a half dozen time zones man
>>155488809it's 2:09am in perth :)
>>155488809Ozzies are going to wake up and see they lost 5-1.
I hope Australia wins. I hate being American and I despise my country. All Americans are fucking retarded assholes.
>take out the two players that scored in our last gameSpastic at the helm
>>155488798That was my post and it was not bait. Pure facts.
Most likely result is a sloppy 1-0 USA.
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I can't believe Fox is ignoring Ronaldo in their "Stars of the World Cup" segment.
What do Australians chants?>”PARK THAT BUS. PARK THAT BUS”>”WHO NEEDS GOALS? WHO NEEDS GOALS?”
>>155488839Then leave, nigger.
>>155488779Buy some hip flasks or bring a camelbak? They’re not gonna frisk you
>>155488839Win or lose you will still be an American chud who the world hates
>>155488839t. Matthew Doyle
If we beat this tough low block without Pulisic, I'll finally BELIEVE
I feel like it's gonna be a draw
>>155488758Women voting has destroyed the West
DO IT FOR BIG ANGE
>>155488853>LET'S SCOREY DOREY SOME GOALSIE WOLSIES!!!
>>155488839t. Juan
>>155488839This is the greatest country on the planet. Keep fantasizing about moving to a SEA monkey country, like we know you want to, retardo
Where's the LeBron James of soccer?
>>155488839>Hates America>Refuses to leaveSounds like you don't really hate America
are seppo commentators any good? Can't stand SBS so might watch a yank stream
>>155488779why don’t you go to fountain lakes and have a chardonnay ya chunt
Alright, I've waited long enough. I'm getting trashed on this hipster shit
Will you guys be rooting for us?
>>155488819ALLAMERICANGIRL
>>155488887Neymar'd
>>155488889>are seppo commentators any good?How the fuck would we know? We don't watch this sport.
>>155488893>.2the fuck
>>155488839same tbhdesu
>>155488887LeBum is busy this offseason trying to catch the person who broke into his estate years ago despite high security and left racist graffiti of which their is zero evidence
burgies btfo
>>155488873Fine by me desu. Draw today and then gape Paraguay should be enough to lock in knockout after the Turkey win.
>>155488894no
its over for you cunts
We might have to migrate
>>155488893There's no way a 12 pack of this doesn't come with a coupon for $10 of your first month of HRT.
>>155488929Go fuck yourself you Asiatic cunt
>>155487134I'm glad you assimilated so quickly.
>>155488935fuck off we’re full
>>155488931The goys have spoken
We dont need Pulisic for this matchTheyre obviously saving him for the knockout matches
Australia - 7 Ngubus - 8 not ethnic AustraliansUSA - 13 Ngubus
Imagine if all the women in the stands come down to the field and satisfy all the Big Black Cocks
15 posts to get the sticky
Imagine losing to Iran and Australia in the same week, grim.
>>155488950>He is surprised an Aussie wants to support his national team
>>155488931
>>155488897the WORLD FAMOUS Ohio State Buckeyes!
big game
With Pulisic out I might as well not even watch this shit.
its going to be 0-0
>>155488873The US will win because it has more BLACKS, but yours are more pure tho
>>155488960There won't be knockout matches if we lose today.
Australia will win 1-1
Team Epstein vs Team Mr. Cruel
>>155488963Yeah, this is an American thread alright.
>>155488961>Ethnic australiansAbos?
>>155488931Never tell me the odds
>>155488977Will never not be funny.
Are the Jannie’s retarded
you can't spell pusilic without PUSSfuck this soft cunt fuck this shit team
>>155488945
Incoming slurper
>>155488961at least US ngubus are local and properly bought
>>155488987quite a low xBBC in that team compared to other nations like france
>>155486466good luck upside down cunts
Uh our team looks not much different than an NBA team
>>155488889Depends on the particular crew but as long as it’s their British guys and not a female or co-yank I’ve enjoyed it over both Canadian and UK commentary
gay semen slurping sport
Alright boys, is the usa taking this one or not?
>>155488925
>>155488987Holy harem ball
>>155488691That didn't workout at the 2012 Olympics.
>>155486466To whom? Neither of our countries care about soccer lol
Gonna bash a prostie if we lose boys
>>155488888What a wasteThanks canuck
Sitting out because of an injury in the world fucking cup is kind of a bitch move
Hear ye, hear ye! It has been decreed from the Almighty God our LORD that the below listed games are to be ranked in order of quality as follows:Association football = Rugby Union > rugby le*gue >>> abo rules footy >>>>> am*r*c*n """football"""
>>155489025assorted mutts
>>155488995Not Abo/English decent = Not Australian. Basically middle easterners and lighter skinned nigros.
I am proud to be americanUSA USA USA
Someone create the new ffs
>tfw I don’t get along with father, he never thought me shit, was a fucking drunk and always screamed at me. I hate calling him on father days to thank him.Anyone know this feel?
>>155489037If we have any chance in the knockouts we need him
usa on the right
>>155489025>last name Pepsido americans really
>>155489034*prozzie
Who will raise the 12 flag?
>>155488961Black Americans are just as American as ethically European Americans
>>155488961>>155489011Yes, our ngubus are bred and raised here in the US. We have ngubus.
>>155489011Balogun is a mercenary
>>155489039How many games of footy have you actually watched in your lifetime?
>>155489028reckon you're through with just that win in this mad format tbph
Australia gonna park the bus with their White giants again
My understanding is it's tradition to "take a swing at the misses" if we lose, right?
Teams are on the field!
>>155489025La Abominación (Bournemouth)
>>155489073yeah m8
>>155489055They call themselves prosties here where I am
>>155489050You do understand that we all suddenly don’t die if the thread reaches 500?
wtf Australia playing 5 on the back
>>155488614
>>155488984if i didn't already have people i wouldn't be watching. just dread. has a 0-1 loss written all over it
>>155489025muttmerica in a nutshell
>>155489094Slurp incoming
>>155489025americans can no longer make jokes about the racial composition of the England team
>>155489076i always forget how fucking dumb seatlles stadium is
>>155489085Shit ok. I gotta get a few in me ahead of the game then.
>>155489076lmao what is this goofy ahh stadium
>>155489025I bet the % of Democrats on this team is high. Not good.
>>155489094It worked for the doctor
>>155489011Doesn't really make it any better but yeah USA property
>>155488894Yes go go burgers
How many does Seacucks Stadium seat?
>>155486936It's like pool
>>155489073*missus. and just her eye or gob, nothing inappropriate or over the line.
>>155489051No, my dad was strict as hell but mellowed out as I grew up. If he was a drunken asshole my whole life I'd probably just let him die old and alone
>>155489025At least we aren't France
>no sticky Well this is a disaster
>>155489076>2 goalssurely this can't be legal?
Good luck to both my fellow Anglos
>>155489025what did they mean by this
I need to stock up on my FIFA referee frogs, post em
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
best aussie pronstar?
good luck burgers I have no idea who plays for us in this semen slurping spoort but my wife and her bf seem to like the black fellow
>>155489120SB champs btw
>>155489025>>155488987Worst world cup ever, just a bunch of nogs
>>155486466USAUSAUSA
>>155489113Engineered by Bose to amplify crowd noise. Look it up
>>155489111i'd struggle to not deliberately clear a ball through one of those gaps
>>155488682we want it more. no one wants to win as much as us. my guess is whoever can get the ball in the back of the net more today will probably go home with the win.
>>155489120For real football? A little under 70k. Not sure about divegrass.
>>155489144they own or gay little soccer team too I'm afraid
>>155489076sovl
>>155489107We're a New World nation, you're a European nation with thousands of years of actual white native inhabitants, forcefully being replaced and culturally enriched by your politicians selling out to Muhhamad's horde. You literally voted to allow consanguineous marriage recently too, just to satisfy the muzzies.
>>155489159counterpoint: AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>>155489113>ahhyou must be 18 years old to post here
>>155489025>a Batman villain>the protagonist of Half-Life>a guy who toughened up stranded on an island>Wednesday's brother>a soft drink>and as a striker a gun that shoots ballsHow are they so good?
>>155489149Angela White in her prime
>>15548912069k
>page 3We’re falling off the catalog we need a new
>>155489158Maybe white people should learn how to run fast and kick a ball better instead of throwing baseballs 95mph
>>155489120You can probably check Baidu for that answer
>>155489155Baker's MayFIELD
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
>>155489113That's the hawks nest bitch
>>155489189saw her taking bbc
As hosting nation a yank should bake the game thread.
>>155488839You'd fit in here
>>155489076why is it not raining? i've watched frasier
>>155489211we are too lazy, you should know this
Negress Satsuki believes in you
>HERE COMES MY HEEEEEERO
>>155488987can someone who knows wogball down under tell me whether the aussie fullbacks are at least capable of joining the attack and turning this into a 3-6-1 or 3-4-3? Or are we now at maximum slurp?
>>155489189i don't like angela, she's pretty and has big tits but is a bit of a fridge
>Ricardo Pepithis sounds like a made up player some anon would come up with
>>155489221Seattle from June-September there is rarely a single cloud in the sky. Rest of the year is what you’d expect though.
why dont aussie have any aboriginals
>>155489211Can't. Don't care enough.
>>155489221Could go for some tossed salad desu
>>155489025>2 white people Damn that's 2x as many as our team
going t'pub at 5amhow the fuck do people wake up at this hour and go wage
Blacks have been in North America since the 17th century. Deal with it
>>155489254they play footy..... then eventually have some problems and leave
>>155487494We don't want you and we will kill you if you come here
>>155489254Social and rama circumstances
>page 4
>>155489281>Deal with itWe have been, and it's been awful.
>>155486466Test
>>155489278by going t'pub for a cheeky couple of pints before they head into work la
>>155489281This. We are a multiracial nation, like Brazil. America has never been white and shouldn’t be expected to have an all white nation team.
For me, its Queensland winning state of origin
Sticky is up
MAKE THE NEW
>>155486795I'm betting both teams will slurp. 0-0 or 1-1, I'm saying 1-1 will be more likely due to an accidental goal that will force the other side of slurpers to respond.
>>155489303...icles
>>155489195The mlb is literally majority white and most great soccer players are white
>stickying the pre game threadNow I know how serious this is
this has potential to be a slurper
i visited sydney and melbournemelbourne was much better. wollongong was nice tho
PLAY
>>155489221They painted the sky for the cameras
those stadiums are amazinghow can non americans even compete
>>155487616They have Jews in Australia?
>>155489338Read my post again
Is this the biggest game of the day?
>>155489180Yet that doesn't stop Americans talking about Canada's black players when you starting 11 has 8 blacks as well
>>155487096Is she wearing makeup all over her tits?
>>155487013That's a terrible thing to do to a cat. Get a dog.
MAKE THE FUCKING NEW OMFG
>>155489366this is the biggest game of the century
>>155489353They Rub on Their Hands Down Undah
>>155489012>>155489013LOL
>>155487393incredible colours in that picture
>>155489376be the change you wish to see in the world anonbesides we're not even at the image limit yet
>>155486466Fuck mods
>>155489392Indians love HDR so much.
We're going to fucking RAPE and DESTROY Aushitlia today.
Puff piece promoting one of our players being from Nigeria instead of representing the US. Fuck the media.
>>155489413Women are beautiful. It's a shame they're evil incarnate
>>155489413Wew, usually I'm high waisted all the way but the low waisted looks so sexy on her.
>>155487926>I'm being raped by corporations only partly paying for my existence if I don't do any work! Poor thing.
>>155489366nah, the Scotland game is. Usa and Aus are not footy nations
make a new or sticky already
>>155489450thats half the fun.
World cup match between two countries that don't care about the sport. And yet it is kino. Good luck todays Ausbros, I hope we have a good clean well-fought game.
>>155489455your posts are making my threads quite sticky if you know what i mean
i just hope everyone has fun <3
spastics
we're waking up
>>155489469>>155489482cuties
>>155489455I would but it's soccer. Can't bring myself to care.
>>155487915>I don't understand how I'm being raped by corporations.maybe check your food labels once in a while
>Ngubu Irakunda not startingbut why?
MIGRATE>>155489480>>155489480>>155489480
>>155488133Not him but I just like them, and only know them, for the clips of them pissing For a while they filled the hole the downfall of UK pissing videos leftNever seen any of their videos outside of that
Today we are all aussies
The sprinklers are all going. Won't that make the field slippery?
>>155488987velupillay is indian. same caste as mine not kidding
>>155489512>m-muh preservativesI have a greenhouse. I don't care.
>>155488181>Worship is when you don't kill someoneNigger.
>>155489416forgive a nigga for liking colours
>>155487241The bald basednigger that fucks her is so lucky
>>155489563Are we the baddies?
>>155488839Move, leave, go.
>>155488353where is pulisic
>>155489996Dead.
>>155489563this, i hate that jew niggers in ameriga nigger nation
>>155490056rip
>>155488914Some of these goofy ahh sizes aren't even proper conversions from English system fl oz, industrialists would just build a machine to make a can either to some fairly round number diameter and height or maybe just eyeball what looked good, and that's how much drink you get, and they often just never changed it as they upgraded machines
>one latinx in starting lineupkek, chicano humiliation ritual
Fuck mods
>>155488068>Americans hate Straya cause it reminds them of themselves 20-30 years ago before they got gutted and censored by the jews and invaded by the beaners.>The true racist white man marches on tonight.
>massive nanny state even a LEAF laughs at youhttps://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2015/may/28/australia-dumbest-nation-tyler-brule-nanny-state>need a license to mod your carhttps://ablis.business.gov.au/service/wa/light-vehicle-modification-approval/17535>No right to free speech & hate speech lawshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australiahttp://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918>laser jammers & detectors banned>Need a license for fucking air rifleshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia>Need a license for paintball gunshttp://www.paintballaustralia.com.au/shooters_licence.htm>Need a license for crossbowshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_on_crossbows#Australia>Airsoft is bannedhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia>LASER pointers over 1mw are bannedhttps://macastro.org.au/laser-pointers/>Fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are bannedhttps://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls>Novelty toy lighters are bannedhttps://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/novelty-cigarette-lighters>Smokeless tobacco is bannedhttps://www.lexology.com/library/detail.aspx?g=9327c3c7-8a72-4361-a695-35d3463386d4>Toys containing beads are bannedhttps://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads>Need a helmet to ride a fucking bicyclehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia>Plain packaging on cigaretteshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia>Absurdly high taxation on alcohol and tobaccohttps://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d>Many violent games and movies banned or censoredhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australiahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
