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KWAB
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513 passes completed to 77 for Paraguay holy shit
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>lose to a team down a guy for doing a heckin' racism
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>romania lost to that team
fucks sake
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REVENGE
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>we lost to this team
grim
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>>155528536
kek
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I'm killing myself tonight
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>>155527933
>They didn't score a single goal
KWABKWABKWAB
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>muh dark horse
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>>155527933
lel, lol, lmao
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I CAN'T SCORE
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>60+ shots
>0 goals
I CAN'T SCORE
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>>155528536
Holy fuck saved
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>>155528662
good
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>>155527933
ridiculous. my lasting memory of turkey (up until now) was the euro 08 team being pretty fucking good
and now here we are.
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I CANT SCOREEEEE
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>>155528662
Turkish bro what happened ?
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Deafening silence in the streets of Berlin
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>>155527933
and we let these shitty roaches continue to squat in Constantinople
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>>155528536
This should be put in the collage
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>>155528095
Turkey set a World Cup record with 33 shots and zero goals
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>>155528762
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>>155528536
add it to the collage
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How the fuck do you get grouped, after only 2 games, in a group consisting of only Paraguay, Australia, & the US? Literally how?
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>>155527933
A FUCKING MOON AND A STAR
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>>155527933
>DUDE DARK HORSE LMAO
>DUDE THEY TOP THIS GROUP EASY LMAO
>DUDE DEEP RUN LMAO
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>>155528608
Why didn't they carve out Turkey after WW1? Surely they could've if they really wanted to.
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>>155528662
Live stream it bro
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>>155527933
KWABOTY CONTENDER RIGHT HERE
ZERO (0) - SIXTY TWO (62)
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>I
>CAN'T
>FUCKING
>SCORE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>155527933
Every WC they tell me they're gonna be the big revelation and they always fumble, why is that?
In 2022 they were all "watch out for Turkey" too and they didn't even qualify in the end
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>>155528662
Do a flip faggot
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>>155529025
I
CAN'T
SNEED
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>>155528982
jews
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>>155529050
Im watching english stream and they are still using the dark horse narrative right after this game, lmao, insanity
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>>155527933
We cursed those shitters. They never deserved to get past us. Get fucked
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>>155529032
he should have play for germany
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>be USA
>dick smack Paraguay
>cruise past Australia without our best player
>be Turkey
>I CAN'T SCORE!!!
make it make sense
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>100 shots
>0 goals
>11 plane tickets home

KWABOTY
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>>155529092
can one you CONMEBROS explain the backstory? I take it El Barto is a known meme referee in some circle somewhere?
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D A R K H O R S E
A
R
K
H
O
R
S
E
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blestem tiganesc, cockroaches
get fukt
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>>155528932
3rd place also qualifies, and they STILL shit the bed in two matches. Imagine waiting 24 years to return to the world cup after a podium finish, travel to the other side of the planet, only to see your team lose 2 games and be eliminated.
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how do you lose 11 to 10
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>>155529150
>inb4 they miss the flight
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>>155529182
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>>155529145
I got news for you: our best player was in the match today while Pusilic was on the bench.
IDK why people treat Pusilic like he's freakin Haaland or something. He's not THAT great.
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KWAB
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Why are there so few turks on 4chan?
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group d is one of the worst group at a wc ive ever watched. US is literally the only team in this group trying to play football
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>>155529220
they're all committing suicide right now
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>>155527933
ROACHVAR, MOON AND STAR, WHY CAN'T YOU SCORE?
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>muh dark horse
>get booty blasted by australia and can't score on 10 man paraguay
>probably get booty blasted by USA's B team next game

what is their fucking problem, it's not even a good group
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>>155529050
Turkey has like 80 million people. Fifa wants that market. Shame they can't score.
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>>155529206
Wasn't really the point. At all.
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>>155529154
It's just a play on sounds.
>VAR
>Bart
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>>155529220
Erdogan banned 4chins
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>>155529220
We remove roach here
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>>155529154
I wouldn't worry about it
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>>155529220
There are, but they have german and english flags for some reason?
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Why didn't they read blue lock and get a decent striker
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>We let Turkey win on the last day
>It doesn't matter because they're already out
Would be pretty funny
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>>155527933
imagine being worse than us in soccer
LMAO
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>>155528608
yeah surely constantinople will pop back up anytime now :)
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>>155529206
He literally is anon, he already breaking all of Donovan’s records
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>>155529220
I've seen some in [darkhorse]gacha[/darkhorse] generals.
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>>155528662
>bullet misses
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>>155529154
>bart simpson -> var sinso
>VAR
shitty pun. I learned spanish but I don't spend much time on es internet so I couldn't tell you the origin of "var sinso" but it's a meme AFAIK.
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zero honks this year haahhaa
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What a waste of a WC spot. Even Kosovo would've done a million times better
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the turks are in here lads

>>>/int/222446235
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>>155529301
Oh my god, they are actually out because they lost the h2h to the other 2 teams. JUST fuck my shit up senpai
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>>155529301
>don't appear on the last match to rest the entire squad
y/n?
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>>155529220
What do you mean?
I see this flag all the time in this site
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>>155529301
poch probably dont want that, top the group with 9 points would be historic for the US, but yeah we should play b squad, let them show up as well
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>>155529167
U
S
A

U
S
A

U
S
A
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>>155528982
they did but then the turk revolution retook all and the alliance powers couldnt do shit cause they had been way too fucking drained
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>>155529346
Somehow even Curacao managed to look less pathetic than Turkiye
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>>155527933
after this no goal 2 matches "show" we should deport all turks from germany back. they are suka i dziwka. if its time, its now.
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>>155527933
His team did their part, now go for a tactical draw with Oz.

>>155529220
WHAT WAS THAT BUDDY? I hope the Aussie manager will show this to the team.
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>>155527933
Golden generation btw
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i'm fapping so much right now
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>>155529346
the cherry on top is they were sooo fucking cocky, even after the loss vs australia
losing like this vs 10 men is peak humiliation
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cold turkey
ahahaahhahaha
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>turkish bro tries to kill himself
>misses
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>she's probably crying right now

:(
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TURN IT AROUND
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>>155527933
THE POWER OF THE MUHAMMADISTS
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>>155529440
It should have been you guys
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>>155529373
If we know what's good for us we'll field the entire B squad. It let's the starters rest, and gives all the subs some World Cup game time to show what they're made of and have some fun
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>>155527933
KWAB, KWABOTY even lmao
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>>155529440
Whoa #rare
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>>155528982
A gorillon revolutions or uprisings or whatever were happening at the same time and the Greeks choked in Analtolia because their PM and the army fought among themselves something like that
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>>155529167
and not even score lmao
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>>155529446
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Colombia is the true dark horse!
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>>155529454
The convoy back home is going to be wild.
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>>155529440
hi kosovo
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We should retake Constantinople while they're all still bummed out.
Just saying.
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>>155529440
I thought your country was atomised like 20 years ago
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>>155529482
>turkey men clear out bug spray in the usa to use it on their wives
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>>155529464
Yea. We were way better but we did what Turkey did today which is flub all chances and concede a semen slurper. Kek
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Obviously Haramball means lower posession but this has to be the "unluckiest" 2 game stretch in recent world cup history right?
The losses are 100% on them but jfc everything that couldve gone wrong did so.
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>>155529440
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It's practically a free win when the other team goes down a man early bros, I mean the goals just come so easi-pfffffffffffhahahahahaha
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>>155529484
that game vs uberkiztan was cagey in 2nd half despite the score
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>>155527933
KWAB
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>>155529440
is kosovo albanian or serbian?
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>>155529484
i hope trump gonna gunatanamo hamez rodrigez and. they are all drug dealers!
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>>155529484
Nah, they’re just aggressive niggers with no grace to them. Hardly dark horses when I can’t remember a single time they’ve made it far in a world cup
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>>155527933
soooo schöööön
so wunderschön
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>>155529551
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2 own goals and a team not scoring on 62 shots, what a fucking meme group
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>55 shots
>0 goals
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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>>155529573
Calm down Juan. You'll get your year soon
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>>155529328
I CANT SHOOT!
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As you haven't scored in a WC for 24 years you are henceforth known as
>TU/R9K/IYE
The international incels of football
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>>155529484
CUM are the dark horses. Shit teams but may get far.
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>>155529616
Based
Lwow je Polska
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>MONTELLA YOU'VE FUCKED MY CHILDHOOD
>YOU'VE FUCKED AN ENTIRE GENERATION
>YOU'VE KILLED MY DREAMS
calm individuals
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>>155529681
the host buff is usually real unless you're a fake country like Qatar
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>>155529601
>>155529627
sag das in mein Gesicht und siehe was passiert du hurensohn
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>>155527933
KWABOTY even
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>>155529711
what a bunch of tramps
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>>155527933
hello may i get a serving of KebWAB please?!?!?!
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>>155529751
every single one of them more manly then you will ever be
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>>155529711
funny how cool these retards think they are
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>>155529703
Not trolling, but don't you guys have a literal WEF globohomo puppet as prime minister or something?
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*HONKS*
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>>155529703
we killed them in viena 400 years ago and we gonna wipe them agane. soon. it is what it is. forever
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This is the guy who kept missing in front of goal all 2nd half btw
Absolutely hysterical
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>punished abdu
>a man denied his golden generation
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Time to take away UEFA spots, FIFA. Bosnia, Turkiye and Czechia are embarrassments to the sport.
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>>155529108
They talk for their paki street shitters who worship Turks
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>>155529328
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>>155529789
HOW THE FUCK DOES HE PLAY FOR 3 FUCKING NATIONAL TEAMS? What kind of globohomo witchcraft lead to this?
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>>155529182
lmao
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>>155529807
And FIFA still wants to expand the WC to 64 teams right?
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>>155529852
Im okay with it, or at least rather that than 48. 3rd place finish should never be rewarded.
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>>155529784
delusional the post
don't you have some toilets to clean? du Teekannenkopf
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>>155529464
You first, Paco
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>>155529658
? He's right. They're dramatic overrated garbage
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>>155529872
yeah, i agree. 16 groups of 4 at least makes sense.
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>>155529776
glob homo will fall one day, its nothing. the spirit of natives here is unbreakable. they cant wipe us. this is our land to the end of times
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>>155529789
I thought it was a great tribute to USA. More shots than a high school shooting by a bunch of people who cannot score
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>>155529872
That is true, but I cannot and will not justify watching Surinam vs Laos
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>>155527933
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>155529182
KEK
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>>155528662
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>>155529703
Isn't it a nation of useless turko-gypsy hybrids? Why do you even want them to be part of Serbia? Let the trash take itself out.
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>>155529389
At least they scored
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>>155529875
sad post, are u even german? we fight for 2k years and we still have some kind of respect to each other, yeah its hard to think mr. not from here,
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>>155529328
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>>155529889
gm saar
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>>155529370
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>>155528662
not even muclear bomb can kill you bro
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Turkish Delight so good because you have to suck all day before it is finished.
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>>155529484
The back 4 and goalie stink, they conceded a goal to UZBEKISTAN and only one due to sheer luck as the post saved a 2nd. Theyalso conceded 18 goals in qualifying to conmebol shitters. As things are right now i honestly believe even the U.S could beat them. Their ceiling is rd of 16 and that if they get a luck draw in rd of 32. Colombia is basically another mexico in this WC. They will do jack shit against a semi talented, organized team.
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>>155529933
>implying Serbs aren't turco-gypsy hybrids themselves
kek
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I previously thought Australia was good but after seeing them scrub around against our shitters, Turkiye is just really, really bad.
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>>155529328
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the last time the roaches scored at the world cup
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>>155528662
don't miss
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lmao turkey deserve all the shit they get after talking so much pre-tournament, they haven't even scored once
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Not to be misunderstood, turkey deserves irs elimination, but having head to head as primary tiebreaker is retarded. Should be GD. Its a group stage
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>>155529309
They'll have to after this.
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>>155528662
nooooo it's ok bro :(
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>>155527933
KWABAB
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>>155529997
I genuinely thought they'd run the group on easy mode and we'd get our ass kicked by Paraguay and barely manage a draw vs your group of cunts before crashing out to Turkiye 4-0 in the final match. I now accept i know jack shit about this sport.
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>>155530067
Turkiye are the Mexico of Europe- so much money invested in to they're league and high population, yet they're somehow always terrible.
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>>155527933
National embarrassment
Bizim çocuklar this bizim çocuklar that
Commercials everywhere to hype it up songs made for it
Having a convoy of toggs(state owned ev brand)to accompany the team to the airport desu they do sponsor the team
All that hype and go down like this I didn't even bother watching because I deep down KNEW we we're going to lose
Wish Kosovo went instead at least they would have gone with dignity
I legit hope us properly humiliate us for a wake up call so this retard government finally decides to actually invest in other sports instead of this BOZOS(we are actually good in women's volleyball and basketball)
>>155529301
I actually want you to properly humiliate us as cherry on top A country that doesn't even care about footy that much doing that would be great
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god they were so bad
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>>155530067
>you couldn't give less of a fuck about what these young people are going through
smoking hookah and marrying their cousins?
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>>155530004
i think they should kick you back to your home country, germany is not your homeland homie
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>>155530074
Audible kek
>>155530102
At least your president cant use this world cup as a propaganda tool.
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How can covering your mouth be an automatic red? Namecalling shouldn't be more than a yellow.
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>>155529997
They lost 2-0 to our team of chronic bus parkers. How do you manage that?
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>>155530102
>we are actually good in women's volleyball and basketball
lmao
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>>155530099
accurate
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>>155530074
based artisan
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>Paraguay becomes just the 3rd underdog to win outright in this #WorldCup
>Australia (also over Türkiye) and Ivory Coast (over Ecuador) are the other two
KWAB
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>>155527933
>Turkey are dark horses!
>ass blasted in the group stage
>Repeat

Why are roaches so useless on the world stage?
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Biggest humiliation in all this is all the German flags defending turkey
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>>155530145
bc it's an excuse for FIFA to cry about racism
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>>155530145
blame Monicius
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>>155530130
Interesting conclusion to draw from my unrelated post, but I dont have a home country to go back to. Though if you want I can send your toilet cleaning rat family back to Poland once theyre done licking the piss off the urinals.
Also Im not your homie you slavshit.
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>>155530130
oh mein gott bist du ein polacke junge geh sterben bitte und meine Toilette muss mal wieder anständig geputzt werden Macjejz
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>>155529992
And to think a significant part of that squad are exiles(due to them being retardedly being gulen supporters but still)
>>155530099
And football isn't even your national sport
You have NFL NHL MLB nba then MLS
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>>155530175
see
>>155530130
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>>155530175
Most are Germans larping to bait chud replies.
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>>155530076
desu it is very hard when it come to prediction at the world cup, obviously you can make the usual big teams win the tournament or shitter shat out. but the in between is always very interesting and there is always someone crash out hard and surprise hero every tournament
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>>155529154
var sinso was a meme that was born shortly before the implementation of var in football, so when it began to be used in games, people associated it with the meme because of the similarity: var = var sinso, that's all.
By the way, the meme was born in Chile due to a subhuman who did not know how to write the name correctly.
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>>155529957
Goodnight, cokehead
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i don't even dislike our turkish friends, but i still find this very funny
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>>155528662
See you tomorrow in the stickies
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>>155530206
cmon u have tones of turks invaders, so its not something unsual that they are here under gernan flag. germans gonna be repalced becouse hitlr didnt finish the job. it the truth
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>>155530137
Good fuck him hope he's seething
We would have been seeing him call Çalhanoğlu already and probably would have arrived physically for the USA match
>>155530148
No seriously consistent Euroleague winners made into EuroBasket and wc finala and women's volleyball team is pretty solid too
>>155530168
We have turned letting everyone down into a art form
>>155530265
Fuck the diaspora too
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>>155530175
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>>155530145
Virtue signal.
Funny thing is if almiron actually screamed nigger at the turk it wouldn't be a red. I don't think he said anything racist.
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>>155530265
go back to /pol/ pls retard
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>>155530275
that fucking san mario tweet, lmao
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>>155530241
It's well deserved, they're the most delusional and cocky football nation. Just yesterday my Turkish buddy told me he will gonna wake me up today with the motorcade after humiliating Paraguay.
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>>155530323
he could've said anything foul in Guarani and the fifashit mouthreaders couldn't have possibly known what it meant, for fuck's sake. What a dumb red card.
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>>155528662
>he missed
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>>155530067
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>>155530342
they are always all or nothing, either they are the greatest team in the world or every single player they have should be executed at gunpoint. it's pretty funny.
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>>155530342
Guess you'll be enjoying a comfy tranquil morning then, krautanon.
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I stand with my germano-turkish brothers.
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>>155529211
deserved to win award
more shots award
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>>155530336
cry more, this is the reality. who are u?
>>155530312
i have respect for my enemy, maybe we are not that diffent? not like this german flag larpers
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>>155530370
BASED.
WIR SIND FREUNDE.
fick die hater
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>>155529328
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>>155530395
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>>155530345
How many games will he be banned?

>>155530361
Yes, thanks, I send him lots of memes too
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>>155528662
I'm doing that too. I have nothing to live for.
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>>155529025
How low are the odds of this? You'd think with the sheer numbers of shots, SOMETHING would go through.
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>>155530423
i won't allow it, fren
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>>155530370
cuck posting ^^ u should be ashame. are u evene german? i dont think so
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>>155530437
i would die for poland
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>has the resources of European football academy
>many of the players played in European top league
>govt. fully support them
>lose to Australia and Paraguay
I honestly do not understand how this thing happened. The player just don't give a shit i guess
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>>155530441
you are gay
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>>155530426
>You'd think with the sheer numbers of shots, SOMETHING would go through
maybe, just maybe turks haven't mastered quantum tunneling yet
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>>155530342
I still to this day maintain that
The most sensible thing this retard ass of a govt can is either
Completely reform and rebuild the TFF and the turkish game from scratch (considering the investment to the super lig that's not happening)
Promote and invest in other sports that actually deserve it instead like basketball and volleyball
>>155530393
Enemy of my enemy is my friend as they say
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>>155530450
>you are gay
guiiiiiiiilty :^)
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>>155530446
It takes high skill to get through low blocks. Turks are mid skill. Still should have won both games with that ball possession.
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>>155530446
by sending like 50 shots to the stands
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>>155530441
i know u and i huged u a lot of times i love u also, but this is the truth i need to speak
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>>155530470
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>>155530265
>/pol/e talking about invaders
Fucking hell
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>>155530491
they've invaded my heart
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TurKWAB
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>>155530265
>germans gonna be repalced becouse hitlr didnt finish the job.
You and your miserable, piece of garbage country wouldn't even exist
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>tfw you get her into your bedroom and she tells you she was just pretending to be into girls to get her ex boyfriend jealous
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what will their cope be?
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>>155530265
>germans gonna be repalced becouse hitlr didnt finish the job
yeah he should've finished killing every last pole
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>>155530557
they are going to blame montella for not being turkish
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>>155530491
The thing about turkey you have to understand is
EVERYTHİNG İS POLİTİCAL
The EVs(togg)while it's officially a joint venture between several companies it's effectively state backed with Erdoğan being the literal reason why the brand even exists with it being basically a status symbol for his supporters
The defense industry it's face is baykar/t3
His son in law and the likeliest candidate to succeed him eventually alongside with Bilal(Bilal is also why archery suddenly became a thing here)
Football is heavily subsidized by the government as well
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>>155529195
MODS!!!!
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>>155530491
yeah i wish it was better, last time /pol/ was good was at zimmerman trial. ukraine war and jeet invasion killed that sad board for good. u can be a shitposter but u need to think for yourself. i see u kinda need to learn this? im a punk
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AhahahahahahahahBBahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha First team to be eliminated mathematically
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If you don't feel bad for Turks right now you have no heart. They're run by a retard islamist and it costs 10 million Lira to buy a steam game. The world cup is probably the only thing keeping half the population from mass suicide or revolt
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>>155530629
no, that's haiti. doesn't make it any less embarrassing but still.
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>>155530629
Haiti
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>>155530649
>>155530645
Haiti isn't a real country
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fucking ethered
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>>155530629
no that's tahini
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>the city of Arda Guler
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>>155530629
Yeah that's a bummer. I'm looking forward to your match this world cup, neighbor!
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>>155530645
>>155530649
>>155530657
he's right
haiti is a slum that has a flag for some reason
the turks are the first real country to be eliminated
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>>155530659
So has everybody just accepted Kosovo as a nation now and they can do tournaments?
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>>155530682
seems so, yeah. they lost to the roaches in the play off final, so they were pretty close to making it to this world cup.
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>>155530603
oh shit maybe HWNDU was also good, it was fun as fuck. sad that they banned everyone out to infitinty chan
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>>155530659
holy lmao
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>>155529328
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>>155530691
Once all the Serbs return from doing crime in western Europe they can try again
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>>155530642
Maybe they shouldn't have elected a retarded islamist in the first place
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>>155530642
sounds like they needed the ass kicking so they can fucking revolt then
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>>155529726
Ahahaha
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>>155530713
All the arabs he lets stay in turkey keep him in
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>>155529328
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>>155530642
You can't even buy stuff in tl anymore with steam btw you can in epic
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>>155530713
their whole process is fucked up, a lot of the people voting for him live here in germany, so they aren't affected by his policies at all.
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>>155529025
I've never seen anything like this
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>>155529328
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>>155529328
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>>155528536
Lmao elite work here Messi, good job
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>>155530749
lmao did they just shut it off because everybody was getting cheap games that way?
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>>155530275
Holy kek
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>>155530763
It actually doesn't seem mathematically possible. It's like going into hyperspace without a navcomputer and not randomly smashing into a planet or something.
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>>155529328
Didn't have to do him like that LMAO
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>>155530787
Yeah
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>>155530426
Probably less than 1%. A chunk of these shots were nothingburgers but this is unheard levels of choking/unlucky/shit. If you replayed these 2 matches turkey SHOULD win a majority of them, but they are retarded chokers
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>>155530074
lmao
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>>155530808
How do you cope with living in Turkey
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>>155529328
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i love this reaction to the red card in hindsight
they look so happy and innocent
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>>155528982
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>>155530067
>Translated from French
???
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>>155530838
You spammed that shit in /sp/ too?what roach are you?
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>>155530838
Im not a turkey hater but i genuinely cannot stand this guy. I so wish he never blew up, absolutely insufferable person even when you consider hes baiting for attention
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>>155529328
fuckin' hell
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>>155529328
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>>155530886
in other threads*
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>>155530887
yeah, i know he's just ragebaiting, but i can't help but laugh when i see his tits jiggle whenever he almost has a heart attack screaming
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my gf is turkish and upset now
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>>155529439
N A M E
A
M
E
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>>155530661
>>155530666
Champions of Europe you ll never sing that!
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Is this divine payback for trying to change their name to turkiiah
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Tbf I think they were broken after losing to Australia already and eating a goal in 2 mins followed by playing the same type of game without scoring. I never trust any "settled" team get out of the group before I see the first game,
>Spain win cup 2010, can't get out of group 2014
>Turkey first wc since 2002, Expected to top the group
Just no, no
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>>155530941
'allo?
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>>155530004
nah, H2H as tie breaker makes perfect sense with just three matches. just imagine a team losing two matches but then placing higher than one of the teams they lost against just because they scored more goal against some cannon fodder tier team
wouldn’t feel right
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>>155530074
truly impeccable, like a young michelangelo
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>>155530995
>Dennisnedryspor
loool do durks really
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>>155530995
LOOOOOOOOOL
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That wasn’t a sporting contest it was a humiliation ritual
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>>155529328
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>>155530995
Melty
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>>155530004
The tie breaker is head to head in almost all sports. I would prefer goal difference too, because everything would be a little more open before the last group stage matches.
>>155530961
It's fair as long as the rules are defined. Both systems make sense.
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>they fired my neger Kuntz for this
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>just woke up
get fucked roaches
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>>155530995
>No Europe no play
This is a retarded sentiment though; you're just going to arbitrarily say everyone has to play from Europe, even if it's FC Poopensharten?
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>>155530995
Not to claim that Montella is a good manager or anything, but he'd worked with AC Milan and Sevilla before he took the Turkey gig so it's hardly like he was unknown on the managerial circuit.
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>>155530995
How is it Montella's fault when the players just missed every single gifted chance they got?
They had a great tactical game and dominated the entire match, they just couldn't put it in
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>>155530265
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>>155528659
No fucking honk honks
>feelsgoodman.
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>>155530995
unc crashing out
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>>155531109
>How is it Montella's fault when the players just missed every single gifted chance they got?
the turkish mentality is simple. when in doubt blame everyone that isn't turkish
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>>155530446
they dont have a skilled midfielder or winger to break the defence
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>>155530265
weird how germans will act delusional but this is 100% correct kek
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>>155529328
lmao
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>>155530074
put me in the screencap
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>>155530275
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>>155529361
>>155529373
Topping the group isn't as big a deal with the expanded pool. Better to rest the A team and let the B team soak in the atmosphere and settle any nerves.
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>>155530265
>tf
>tp
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Why are you celebrating? It isn't like YOU faggots did anything to make that happen.
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>can't even cover your mouth without getting a red card
What an absolute fucking shit sport
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>>155527933
>the curse that takes 5 fingers and one mouth to summon
don't do it bros, do NOT ask for Brasil company
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>>155529328
Nice
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>>155529328
you sir are winning teh internets
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>>155531299
forgot pic
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>>155531281
peruANO



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