Apparently yuropeans are showing up to world cup games and then trying to smuggle a gallon of ranch dressing back to yurop each for some fucking reason https://xcancel.com/AryanBundles/status/2067945026307457082#mAre we serving ranch dressing at the world cup games? Yuros who are here for soccer, explain yourselves
Europeans who actual go to America are mentally ill what were you expecting?
>>155531626Why ranch dressing?
>>155531702Stfu socialist. Ronaldo is about to make an own goal because of this post
>>155531702we both know you are too poor to afford tickets, poortugal
>>155531702
>>155531626whats a ranch ?
Wingstop has the best ranch
>>155531626Why the fuck are burgers paying foreign influencers to shill ranch of all things?
>>155531754spicy mayo
>>155531766Why the fuck are you trying to smuggle ranch of all things out of the US?
>>155531754Our gift to the world. Just like cream cheese
>>155531766kek thisranch can be purchased in heaps of countries in the current year, it's not 1985 anymoreand if you were going to take it home, you'd put it in checked baggage, not your fucking carry on lol
>>155531754A tangy sauce, almost like tzatziki
>>155531795send some bro
>>155531766>why woud this bizarre scenario I just invented be happening
>>155531626bringing back some local food is a normal activity for a touristyou take something they don't sell here, I have never seen that ranch thing
>>155531773No no, spicy mayo is something else and it's even better than ranch.
ranch is too spicy for wypipo
>>155531626europe grocery stores are tiny they have nothing
>>155531626I remember getting ranch from dominos. It's pretty good and I really never saw it being sold here. Only tartar and remoulade comes close, but it's not a replacement. I totally understand why the would bring it back, I wish I had it rn and dip chicken strips in it
>>155531626>europeans>it's just a few paid twitter shills
>>155531887i mean meme is fun but the yurop on this board have showed many times that some of their supermarkets have an american section and these are available there, so idk what the fuck are these people doing
>>155531950>>155531766>poland and france>believes the earth is flat and the sky is fakeevery time
>>155531949Humorously, around here you have to make your own remoulade unless you're around Cajun country. Even then you should make it yourself because nobody really makes it quite right. I don't think ranch comes remotely close to remoulade, but it might be because I'm from that part of the US. Though, upon review, you are likely talking about something else entirely.
>>155531971nobody unironically thinks there's anything good about usa, everyone knows the food is shit and you get shot when walking outside, all the praise is from blue checkmarks farming engagement you gullible fools
>>155531847Yes 'smuggling ranch' is a bizarre scenario seeing as you can just buy it in Europe, and it taste like shit compared to garlic mayo anyway
>>155532148Nobody said smuggle. More likely they don't know TSA's arbitrary rules than a Big Ranch conspiracy being afoot
>>155532105Remoulade is just mayo with a bunch of herbs, pickles and capers. I think there a remoulade cajun, which isn't the same
>>155532190Bring it home then, you can buy it at home, do you think the TSA guy just lifted them all out of the bin and put them on the top for no reason btw?
>>155531626eating fish sticks with ranch rn boys
>>155532233The photo is from that random twitter guy. I can't vouch for if he tampered with the bins
the picture is clearly curated to put all the ranch neatly on top of all the other crap (mainly water bottles by the looks of it) and conveniently placed label outwardsseems like an obvious Big Ranch set up/conspiracy to me
>>155532220Yeah. Ours has mustard, cayenne, shit like that.
>>155532269You don't need to unless you think they all they randomly landed on top as he was taking them at security
>>155531949Why would you get pizza at Domino's
>>155532285I don't think TSA would let someone scavenge through the discard bins
>>155532285Sure is a lot of ranch.
>>155531731yes im poor to afford tickets to usa + wc but if i had a spare 10k usd i still wouldnt spend it in usamaybe on some hike on appalache idk
>>155532290I got it in greece during holidays, also one pizza is like 5€ and it's actually good unlike the dominos you get here.
>>155531626post the ingredients.
>>155532148Ok but you're a tax haven that relies on American tourists and companies to stay afloat so of course you have ranch stocked. Rest of europe not so much.
>fake news agitprop campaign about salad dressing
>>155532343Interesting
The group stages are still going, how many people do you really think are going back already?
We have that here, although not the American signature blend with HFCS, Red 40 and seed oils
>>155531766Better than paying them to hate us like we have since 1945.
>>155532355It's engagement bait my dumb friend, same account has a crypto post from a week ago about how he made 80 million
>>155532588A lot probably, it's expensive and a lot of countries first 2 games were in the same city or nearby making it easier to stay for 2
>WE DON'T DO THAT IN YUROPE
>>155532123>literal seething wojak
the fuck is Ranch anyways? Is it like mayo or tartar sauce?
>>155531626Ranch is mid and this goyslop astroturfing is fake, gay and jewish
>>155532886no, it does have a different taste. I guess because the yoghurt and garlic, while tartar is mostly mayo.
>>155531847the unbelievable irony of this comment
>>155532931It's just tik tok unc
Why are Americans so desperate for the approval of Europeans?
>>155531626low class wh*te dogs
>>155533005Goycattle
>>155531626That's it. They're no longer european.
>>155531626Because your stuff is so full of addictive shit it can't be bought here.
>>155531626Eating amerislop should be banned anyway. It would bring any european nation's health service to its knees.
90% of these tweets is just a marketing campaign, 4channers are so retarded now they can't even realize it
All my time on 4chan I’ve seen Americans posting the cum export picture. But this world cup has truly shown how starved the Americans are for our validation.
>>155531626Is anyone going to tell them Hidden Valley fucking sucks?
>>155531626Wtf ranch is fucking gross. Yuros are more dull than a lot of the retards here.
>>155531626I thought Ranch is available everywhere?
>>155534066In first world countries, yes. You'd be surprised to learn most of yurop is not first worlds.An inexhaustive of things that can't be found in most of yurop:>ranch dressing>peanut butter>maple syrup>freedom
Excellent viral marketing attempt by Big Ranch
>>155534051yeah when I was in america I didn't bother eating slop I just went straight for burgers, steak and Seafood Boil.
>>155531626You can make it fairly easily though?
>>155531626I looked in my local this morning and saw ranch dressing
I prefer honey mustard desu.
>>155531626It cant be as good as Sriracha-mayo
Shit's been around forever. This meme is more proof that a lot of Europeans still poopoo American culture before they truly assess it because we're big
>>155531626thread about people transporting condiments is NOT a sports thread
>>155534584Go back to /int/ then and stay away from here
