>>155646270
>rags

I didn’t laugh the first 5 times you made this joke…

lame edition

how are us ACAB sisters doing

Pekka Rinne is too good right now

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>>155646317
Fingers crossed on number 6 then.

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Will the NHL allow HUDs on visors?

>he gets his news by asking the AI
Turn on the tv bro

>>155646493
my range rover has a HUD its pretty kino

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repill me on this guy

I jus saw the footage, it looks like the cop killed the civilian not the shooter, why they not saying that? Cops really are terrible people.

>shooter was an incel from Alberta
Alright /hoc/, which one of you was it?

>>155646564
he scored like 50 goals once, pretty sure.

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>>155646524
>implying the (((media))) is a better source
Good gravy tonight.

>>155646581
because I'd like to send the guys family money. The more dead easterners the better.

>>155646564
>Ukrainian
>Indigenous to Canada
wat

>>155646564
Jordin John Kudluk Tootoo is a Canadian former professional hockey player, who played for the Nashville Predators, Detroit Red Wings, New Jersey Devils and Chicago Blackhawks. Of Inuit, Ukrainian and English descent, he is the first Inuk player to play in the National Hockey League

>>155646672
The ai is just aggregating the media anyways dbass

>>155646714
Never said either one is better. They're the same thing, but at least you can sit and read and digest the words being used instead of sitting in front of your TV drooling like a retard at the talking heads.

>>155646705
its' not that weird, there are a ton of ukes here. Looks like his dad (or mom) was a metis who then banged a uke.

>>155646564
Kills whales with his teeth.

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>>155646706
>Ukrainian

>>155646564
Finnish linemate named Ruutu

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>>155646706
>Of Inuit, Ukrainian and English descent,

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kek

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Rask has 3rd best save percentage among goalies with at least 300 games played
Rinne is 11th and Price 13th

Brodeur, Roy and Fleury aren't even in the top 30

>>155647068
yeah but hE wOn A cUp As A bAcKuP!

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>>155647068
Wow the greatest goalie of all time (ROY) doesn't rate in your maths huh the maths must be correct then huh is that what you think? dumbass

>>155646626
that was cheechoo

>>155647002
There was a boomer at the scene who just watched the shooter running around and made it out unharmed. Meanwhile the guy who went to the cops for safety got ventilated on sight by the female cop at the scene.

>>155646786
>you're only choice for info is often incorrect ai summaries of articles and partisan cable news .
What happened go literacy in America?

>>155647367
I rest my case.

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>>155647170
In the play offs he is 17th and Brodeur 14th

Price is 13th here and Rinne 28th

Also Vernon despite 2 cups and getting into HoF has one of the worst percentages with .896

>>155647367
Might wanna proofread your posts before talking about literacy mate.

/hoc/ expects me to seppuku over a single wrong key press

>>155647367
they want us stupid

>>155647409
>doubles down on math
>thinks you don't need to correct for era
>Holtby
just stop this is embarrassing.

>>155647367
We didn't pokemon go to the polls

>>155647409
>only half of these won the cup as starters

any winnipeg jet fans here? Whats with your goalie wanting out? did you guys harass him for taking a call from the president of his country and boo his anthem too?

>>155646317
Get a sense of humour, Dobson

>>155647640
I wouldn't want to play in a city that has a free palestine museum either

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>>155647214
sounds like a really great case for mandatory "defense training" for civilians
You guys like to shoot guns and shit, right? National Guard summer camp for all high school grads who haven't got a commission in their future at some Academy
>you still have to go if you're a pacifist or conscientious objector, so you can get the basic verbal instructions, like the part where they tell you not to run screaming towards any armed parties, like responding law enforcement, for example

>>155647571
Thomas and Holtby would be hall of famers if their peaks weren't too short

Giguere definitely has a strong case than Rinne with a cup and one insane play off run

>>155646579
Because they will blame the shooter for putting the civilian and cop in that position and they can’t criticize a woman cop because sexism and chilling effect on recruiting more women

Rimpine

>>155647733
stronger*

>>155647640
Winnipeg was the one place I didn't notice it happening.
He probably just wants to go to a team not on the verge of a rebuild.

>>155647683
that museum was funded by Israel Asper and has a whole floor about the holocaust

gonna have to go home and fuck my wife, ugh. see you tomorrow hoc

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Who are the big offersheet targets this offseason?

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>>155647975
>ugh.

>>155646193
Wait what didn't they lose 3 games this postseason.

>>155647990
>flames fans actually want this doofus

>>155648030
he's better than brady

>>155647990
Robertson. 4-#1's compensation.

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still in shock

>>155648024
Read the post again

>>155646564
Threw some fuckin bomb hits and Chuck the knucks like a pro. Scared Marchand silly,

I feel like being the captain of a franchise means a lot less to the players than it used to. Too many young players have a “win now” attitude, and don’t want to build up something with a single organization.
Sure, we have quite a number of long serving captains in the league (Sid, Staal, Landeskog, McDavid, etc.), but it seems like the new generation of players don’t have the same commitment to their organizations.
Hughes is understandable, as to why he left. Vancouver is a mess. Larkin, maybe understandable too just based on the drought they have in the Motor City.
The whole Tkachuk situation is what makes me scratch my head a little bit. I’m not going into the political stuff, just purely a hockey standpoint. We all know he informed management that he didn’t intend to re sign with Ottawa when his deal expires.
They haven’t made the playoffs during his tenure, except for the last two seasons. Sure, frustrating. But, they have been turning it around. Why leave when things are improving, and not when things were terrible?
Just doesn’t make sense to me.
And yes, I know he’s obviously wanting to play with Matthew. Those two Stanley cups really put the nail in the coffin.
It’s just weird to see him leave a team that’s on the up swing.
Who, in the NHL as of right now, do you think will be the next Crosby in terms of tenure as team captain?

>>155647409
>Johnny Bower putting up those numbers in 74gp during that era
Best of all time.

>>155648030
Look at the dumbest posts on here from a Canadian flag. It’s always oiler and flames fans.

>>155648206
Teams need to stop naming children as captains.

>>155646564
His name is Tootoo and he wears number 22.

the draft is soon

>>155646564
2 rums to room 222

>>155648206
Long term captains typically have a real GM building a real team instead of a dipshit putting together some abysmal dogshit for a decade straight.
Brady Tkachud is really the only outlier, he probably is the only one with an actual issue playing for a Canadian team and wants out.

>>155648465
Which war?

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>>155648560
Please stop pretending the ottawa senators arent a garbage hockey organization

>>155648422
Nyaah, laffs fans by far are the biggest retards in canacuck.

1. laffs
Power gap
2. Through 6. others
7. frogs

Who are the flames drafting

>>155648738
A retard

>>155648750
Me?

>>155648697
They are trending upwards, they aren't that far removed from the Melnyk era they just need time.

>>155648771
sorry bulju you can't get drafted again

>Samir is seething at Canada again
lmao

Pierre LeBrun said the Maple Leafs are looking to upgrade their 'defense and goaltending' going into the season

>>155648885
why not? that would be funny

>>155648993
too old to be drafted

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>>155646270
Holy shit

>>155648980
They are saying that since Stolarz already won a cup as Bobrovskys backup, that he will be happy to relinquish the starting job to him

>>155648703
>need a wider power gap

>>155649092
>5 firsts for Matthews
>Yzerman was offered a similar package for Larkin but he said no

>>155646564
199 pounds of chimp crammed into a perfectly normal height for a male adult

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This is what mental illness looks like.

>>155649092
Can't believe they sent Brady to Toronto. What a wizard that Zito is.

>>155648855
>they aren't that far removed from the Melnyk era
snes had a good team in 2017 with karlsson and stone, ot game 7 eastern finals
bryan murray having cancer and hoffman's gf being team cancer did a lot of damage too

>>155649587
>Why didn't Brady want to play in Ottawa?

>>155649587
>bragging about wasting $200

>>155649587
wow it's like a metaphor for getting rid of the scum from your favourite team

Snes need to move Stutzel now, too.

>>155649587
>numbers and letters peel off like stickers on a piece of glass
what excellent quality, gareth

Which one of you is this

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/741662817/

>>155650240
>>>/v/741662817

they're building a publix in my town and I'm still not sure what the appeal even is

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Chayka is after Bob.

>>155650558
Fucking take him. He was ass last year anyway.

>>155650558
he's actually after trent frederic

>>155650516
i got a pubsub last time I was in florida because of /hoc/

>>155650662
how was it?

>>155650727
8.3/10

>>155650598
No, not another American star leaving Canada. Please don't take him and totally own us

gary needs to bring back the coyotes for matthews, there's no more room in the sunbelt for him right now

What's for dindins bros

>>155651147
Beef, eggs, veggies, and rice

>>155651147
chicken faginas

>>155651147
I'm thinkin' Kraft Dinner.

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>>155650226
Sorry goy seems like your jersey is just outside the warranty period guess you'll have to buy another one

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>>155651147

>Polytechnique copycat
Disappointed in Albertans honestly

Have you ever referenced /hoc in real life?

>>155651891
Shooter is so left leaning that they are refusing to release the manifesto

>>155652020
I once used the term sips with my brother in law and he was confused

to FLA: Hellebuyck
to WPG: Bobrovsky's UFA Rights, Rodrigues, Boqvist, 40th OA, 48th OA

Sign Gudas $1m x 2y

Verhaeghe - Barkov - Reinhart
Tkachuk - Bennett - Tkachuk
Marchand - Lundell - Devine
Reinhardt - Luostarinen - Gadjovich

Forsling - Ekblad
Mikkola - Jones
Kulikov - Gudas
Balinskis

Hellebuyck
Black

I eidnt realize Helleybuck was 33. I thought he was in his late 20's.

>>155652202
He looks like he's in his 30s

>>155652020
I called rick nash dick rash once and two guys laughed

>>155652140
first round exit if they make it

lads i just had a buzzball at work

>>155652368
yeah that's my prediction as well

>>155652020
not /hoc/ specifically but i said desu once and my mom and sister were confused i gaslit them so i didn't look retarded desu

>>155652596
Looks pretty cool, what flavor

"I think its a good return" holy fuck, is bourne retarded?
https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/video/senators-got-hosed-why-kypreos-doesnt-like-return-in-tkachuk-trade/

>>155652654
chocolate is my fav. it's the least gross imo

>>155652029
Carney bros our response??

>>155652702
would you recommend it?

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>>155652029
Yes the classic left wing incel who needs to kill women

>"Larkin requests trade to the Dallas Stars "
kek wtf

>>155652020
Yes I've been antisemitic

>>155652657
injury prone mutant
for
3 firsts and a second
it is a good return

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>>155652830
robertson rn

>>155652798
to get a quick buzz? sure your other option is simply to just take a shot or two

>>155652827
incel communism must be achieved in minecraft

>>155652830
kwab

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Lol which one of you posted this

>>155652827
Didn't a female cop drop a civilian point blank during this whole ordeal

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I dont think its a good trade desu. Pic rels

>>155653213
Yep. Though to be fair the retard snuck up on her during an active shooting so I don't blame her for being on edge.

>>155653213
The whole situation is retarded. Left wing incel shoots up jewish neighbourhood because he's mad at pornhub(whi h is headquarted on the same street", female cop shoots civilian bystander, male cop shoots suspect despite being already wounded

>>155653307
>>155653349
Why are you ignoring the other two first round picks + the second?