The only reason this board likes pissi over CR7 is because they self-insert as the autistic manlet who defied all odds and are intimidated by the handsome successful hardworking GOAT.
>>155709905You are overweight, balding, and brown.
>>155709912I'm 187cm 82 kg, pure french Atlantic stock.
>>155709905Ronaldo has not always been a chad, he unjusted himself around his manu years
>>155709926>french stockWhat a roundabout way of saying that you're black.
Messi isn't autistic in the 4chan way. He's a rain man type savant, barely human. He was grown in a lab and injected by drugs and never spent a single second thinking about anything. Ronaldo meanwhile is a deeply flawed human, suffering from low self esteem, daddy issues and closet homosexuality. Everything he does is therapeutic. He's much more relatable
>>155709943*sigh*>tp>tf
>>155709958Post hand.
>>155709969नमस्ते सर
>>155709905 this is a tsuboard
>>155709969Your turn. Let's see these small indian hands.
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The other way around, all ronaldo fanboys are insecure losers who want to appear manly and strong
>>155710003>NOOOOOO THAT CAN'T BE!!!>YOU CAN'T BE TALL AND WHITE THAT'S NOT FAIRRRRRRR
