bow down to the king
impressive, how many trophies?
>>155983210who the fuck are you, little guy?
>>155983236I think it's Iraq.
>>155983210KWAB
>>155983236how many stars?
>>155983189mufa
>>155983210>Le trophiesDon't you think it's idiotic to criticize a country of 5 million people for not having won a trophy in 30 years of playing in the World Cup, only the final and two bronze medals? What does your ridiculous country have?
>>155983189And then they lost to us in the nations league lmao
>>155983267>What does your ridiculous country have?a trophy cabinet
>>155983244Egipat. Kwab.
>>155983251The black star of participation vgh
>>155983189
>>155983313how many continental trophies do (you) have again? surely at least one... :^)
>>155983302Who cares about African trophies, lol. You've been to the World Cup 4 times in history. Why are you so bad and untalented?
>>155983343heard (you) have less international trophies than zambia, is that true?
>>155983333The batterers of burkina fasoThe smashers of somaliaThe murders of Madagascar
>>155983390the less euros than greece and denmark
>>155983333Checked and btfo
OP Btfo lmao
>>155983189The white man knows how to score penalties, while the nigger is unable to hit a single one. But we already knew that.
>>155983390You're amplifying mufa for your Doctor Congo match
>>155983333nice quads but those dunecoon trophies are as valuable as gypsy scrapmetal.
>>155983189Why would you jinx your own team like this?
>>155984185Bez brige, prolazimo bez penala.
>>155984185>tfw no one remembers we lost on penalties to Spain in the Nations League final
>>155983267>Le 5 million peopleNoone actually cares about this. Your country is reddit-coded and cringe.
>>155984185we like to make things harder for ourselves, it builds character
>>155984419no one thinks Croatia is reddit
>>155983267>What does your ridiculous country haveSame thing as yours, nothing?
>>155984444They are pretty reddit, but you have numbers so you win this argument.
>>155983189Based. I will be rooting for GODric in this tournament.
>>155984477there is nothing reddit about us, people on reddit call us nazis because we listen to Thompson
>>155983189You guys better not choke against franfrica again like that slurpest world cup final of 2018
>>155984549whoa there, slow down, let's reach france first
>>155983322what's the difference between 95 and 90+5
>>155984444Your appeal is to the chuds on /sp/ as opposed to actual redditors, that is true, but your flavour is no different. You are the epic chungus good boi country who gets pats on the head for having a small, white population who do well in World Cups. But you are not an actual threat, nor dp you have any irrelevance outside of the World Cup. You are but a curiosity which pops up every 4 years
>>155984598*relevance
>>155984598alright, you're redditthis is a reddit post
>>155984613it's just some butthurt smrd diasporoid, pay him no heed
>>155983189amplifico mufa
>>155983210It's not about how many trophies you have but how much semen you slurped.
>>155983251cool, I have a golden charizard, wanna trade?
>>155984419>Tf, tp>>155984458Silver, bronze. It's like if I have, say, half a million euros and you tell me 'yes, but if you don't have a million euros, you're not a millionaire and that means you're the same as a beggar on the street because neither of you are millionaires'. Lol. Iq 80 brownjeet 'logic'. Nobody looks at it that way. There's an eternal FIFA table, and Croatia has a place on it with its 3 medals. And the way we are, we're better than 95% of the teams in the world. Literally. So kys, NOW
I can't even place these guys on the map. I think they're next to turkey or something?
We didn't even try to win our last game so we could play you instead of some random african/sudaca team that's how much respect you have
>>155984898you are correct, we're next to bosnia and serbia
Problem with Croatia is that most of the matches they play end up being slurpers
>>155984937That's just how we like them.
2018 was last good tournament anyway
>>155984959Cause we support Croatia, Croatia, Croatia! Yeah that's the way we like it, like it, like it, we love it!
>>155984898You are some anonymous country on the edge of the civilized world. If it weren't for oil, you would still be eating raw fish and seaweed.>>155984921Top mega kek
>>155985106>If it weren't for your resources you'd be poorKeen insight there, but I think I'm starting to remember... You guys are famous for all those porn vids of asking random women on the street for sex, right?
>>155985134And the Arabs use their resources, what do you think that means? A nigger who wins the lottery is still a nigger. You described the Czech Republic, but they have a culture superior to yours despite that. Kwab.
>>155985207Want compare HDI? Can't say I'm surprised you consider a country of prostitutes superior though, I assume you were born from one?
>>155985260Norway is ruled by street gangs, Croatia is the safest country in Europe.
>>155983210based
>>155985292Sure, because in your country everyone is a part of the same organized crime gang.
>>155985292>>155985318both of you need to be banned from 4chan for being obvious kissless virgins
>>155985318There is no mafia, street crime or no go zones in croatia.
>>155983267>ridiculous countryit's egypt you absolute cunt
>Want compare HDI
>>155985401>There is no mafiaExcept for the entirety of our government.
>>155985451The government doesn't count.
>>155983189Cocky losers lol
>>155984625>anyone who doesn't like my shithole country must belong to that opposing tribe that I hate because the media told me toWay to prove how balkan you are.Just calm down and drink your cedevita, Ante.
>>155985518diasporoids in australia regularly post here newbre
>>155983267Never stopped Uruguay
>>155985423Egipat je zemlja 3 svijeta, retardu. >>155985451>Le govermentRetard detected, go back to plebit
>>155985542>regularly post>on /sp/One must be mentally ill to do such a thing.
>>155985563to be fair the competition wasn't as stiff in the cambrian period
>>155983210They got silver medals in 2018. When did Egypt get silver again?
>>155985374It's just banter, i think, unless the other guy is an actual sperg
>>155985589this is 4chan, we're all mentally ill to varying degrees
>>155984598seething jeet lmao
>>155983189all because faggotite didn't put neymar first in the 2022 penals
>>155985563Uruguay was successful in the era of amateur football, when players trained on the deck of a ship on their way to South America. What did they do after that? Their best result was to finish fourth twice (1970, 2010). Croatia is much more successful than them in this modern period, and Uruguay will always be a mythical team and no one can and does not want to take their victories. But we need to look at the context.
>>155985569Egypt has a better Gini coefficient than Croatia
>>155985636>tfYou're all the same lmao. I'm very white btw
the thing I have noted non-USA sports like dive-grass is that their take pride in not winning. No one in US sports ever mentions how close they came to winning as a positive, only as a negative. Sure, stats are bandied about by stat nerds and gamblers, and as a measure of individual player accomplishment, but not for teams.
>>155983210Oh no no no you got them FUMING Egyptbro lmao
>>155983267>5 millionAnon, I...
>>155983210lmao sent that ustaĊĦa flying
>>155984909It wasnt on purpose cmon. Our players didn't seem to give a shit against Colombia because they'd just rather be at the beach
>>155985945It was done clearly on purpose or at least that's what i've been telling myself
>>155983210shut the fuck up muslim cunt
>>155986019next match is in Toronto but they decided to stay in Miami, they're basically on vacationMartinez said Colombia was their most prepared match kek
>>155986275Toronto is pretty much in the US anyway, that has to be like a 2 hour trip, maybe 3
>>155985833>"the thing I have noted non-USA sports like dive-grass is ">"their take pride">"stats are bandied">(paraphrased) "stats are never used for team comparisons"
