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australian rules football thread

swans v bulldogs @ scg 7:40pm aest
iggs v crom @ perth stadium 8:10pm aest (6:10pm sandgroper local)
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frauds
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can you put a line through the catters this season after that home humiliation?
i don't think so, while their list is quite reliant on oldies to play well, they are still a side that is always dangerous ball in hand and they'll be played into form with an easy fixture to finish it out. i think i'd still be worried if my team was worth two shits and could make finals.
bane i think have made a statement that they are going for the three-peat and they're a chance at it. they're still down key personnel as well, shockingly. connor mckenna might have solidified a starting position for himself after last night as well.
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>>156120888
>football
Dont complain when world cup gets talk about here by your people
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i specifically put that in the op to upset the thirdies and look, the thirdie is coming in here to seethe already kek
going to start spamming your cope image again you whinging poof?
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Got a real rectum clinger of a shit brewing.
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alright just hear me out
Imagine you make a hotdog cheat ground to diminish effective wing transition forcing the opposition to take it down the middle of the ground where your roided le big men have the biggest advantage
then imagine you build the opposing coaches box with an obfuscated view and lower than your coaches box which is positioned with the best view of the ground
then you do under the table deals to get a list together that is worth twoce as much as your salary cap
then, you put a call out for the most inbred supporters you can find led by a bipolar schizo cross dressing homosexual weirdo who locks kids in his basement
then you get said supporters to piss and shit themselves when the ump doesnt pay your players frees for ducking into every contest but the ump still fulfills his under the table contract and gives you twice as many free kicks as the opp
then you field a full strength team minus a closeted homo twink against a team with 4 of their best players out injured
then you piss and shit yourself so much the afl pulls the opposing teams captain from the ground to give you a chance to come back
then your 'star' forward ends the night with 2 kicks, 2 handballs and zero goals (ahhh me heckin arm but only when i play shit), saved by a grandpa who had his one good game of the year
then you come here and declare with absolute certainty you will demolish this team and you are a lock for the grand final
imagine coming to /alf/ daily and being consistently wrong, week in, week out but still posting as if your delusional predictions still hold any sort of currency
absolute frauds, exposed hard, too old, too slow and flushed KEK
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i thought i hated geelong but even at my worst i wasn't as much of a schizo as this bloke
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Good morning alf
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>>156121850
Bit early for this trvke champ.
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rule geelong out of premiership contention at your own peril
they will rape a joke team like fred or swasn in the finals still
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What did my swasn do wrong now lol
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>>156122401
well you see, they're just not very good and have been exposed by every top tier side they've faced is all
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ah yes, the mighty pooremy spudron
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Started from the bottom now we here
Started from the bottom now we motherfuckin here
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>>156122484
You've lost to hawks, bane, crows and freo you shit cunt (and suns, port, carlton)
you spud kek
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>>156122755
i'm not a poolong fan but keep projecting champ
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>>156122888
retard reply
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>>156121025
we are peelong, the lamest team of all
we are poolong, we always gargle balls
we play so lame wherever we play
at home or far away
our umpies paying highs, from dawn to dark
downs at cheatinia park
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>>156123052
you are the one impotently seething and trying to pretend anyone who doesn't like your fraud team is your boogeyman, full retard behaviour
i simply think sydney is shit and overrated, nothing to do with being beaten by them or beating them. that being said, losing to the team that got raped by port and carlton is a bad look kek.
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If its a bane vs fred grand final just give the lions the flag now
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>>156122184
good morning sir
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powah
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seeing a lot of injuries in the swasn list
any big ones to worry about or will they be fine tonight
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>>156123141
nice essay retard lol
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swasnsook coping
how will he cope when the bullflogs win
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If the Western Bulldogs don't win this game I'm flipping the frick out
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iggs tonight
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bane tbqhwyf
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the incel pedo richo
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currently taking a huge dockies, it is so rancid it smells like a sydney grand finals performance
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kek
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>>156128742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEP-13Z0zC8 thought the filename was gonna be this
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>>156128855
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Cheadinya Park
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cunt fuck dickhead poof
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Here's the thing though - a state league team in 2026 would eviscerate 70's VFL premiers so your flags don't count for much.
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leigh matthews is better than nick fagcos or marcarse bottomsmelly
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>>156130471
He really isn't. None of them are. They could barely fucking kick.
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you're just retarded champ
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>>156130640
We gave the footage which proves you wrong. Literal plumbers league.
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harry 'chimp' o'brien
heritier 'macaco' lumumba
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>>156130879
no idea who these people are champ
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https://www.afl.com.au/news/1551187/have-the-swans-been-worked-out-the-numbers-behind-sydneys-slow-down

swansissies...we revealed our secrets too early...
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>>156130825
you didn't give any footage you fat useless cunt of a bloke
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what racist nickname should isaac quaynor and tew jiath have?
all part of being darkies in the collingwood family
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>shats lose
>have a melty at freo and swasn
like clockwork kek
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cretela u in moite¿>>156131270 (You) #
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test footy
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>>156130471
Leigh Matthews is the biggest over rated piece of shit in the afl system
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>>156133520
schizo fuckwit i don't even like the cats
swasn and freddit are frauds, perhaps the shats are as well but the shats have beaten both
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>>156130879
prefer nat from o'brien iykwim haha
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>>156133885
misspelt nick daicos champ
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>>156133965
misspelt josh champ
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>>156134119
cunt off faggot spastic deadshit cuntface scum
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If Cats had won, Geelong hater anon would be claiming it was rigged on a cheat ground
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instead they lost despite the advantage of their cheat ground

get fucked scats
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faggot spastic deadshit
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All the croats of st albans finna be crying into their pavelić portraits
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faggotic
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fuck you fuck head
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settle petal
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watchin the footy highlights
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>>156133924
sure thing champ lol
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>>156135313
Settle down, ok?
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you can all get fucked
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>>156135870
no-one cares you fat turd of a bloke
fucking poof soccer faggot cunt fuckwit deadshit
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>>156136428
>>156136548
luff u 3000 moite x
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So how do you reckon the Socceroos will do in the match against Egypt?
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>>156124839
howd you cope week after week when your predictions of them losing were wrong? I've got a pen and paper, lets go chief.
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>page 9
mustve been a big night in the soccer
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Watching the socco made me realise how cool the final siren is to end a match
>>156138788
3-0 loss probably
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>>156139415
beep boop wallah beep boop
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>>156141270
beep boop chich beep boop
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the australian bird flu
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wogbot
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>>156139894
Sure, feel free to write this one down

>I'M A SISSY SWAN SOOK AND IF A FELLOW SYDNEYPOOF LIKE ME LIVES IN THE AREA PLEASE COME TO [Your Address Here] AND CHURNOW MY POZHOLE RED AND WHITE
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jeremy camerons dead arm
how will the geelong media cartel hide this story?
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>>156142324
I'm wanting tried and true ways of coping, I want YOURS.
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>>156142324
>thinking about gay sex
odd strange way of coping but no judgement from me. you do you. might aim to just reflect for a second on what could've been then move on with optimism grounded in levelled expectation, like I normally do.
but gay sex fantasties? nah I dont think so. ta anyways.
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>>156142610
all you swasnpoofs do is cope
why can't you just admit your team is not very good and won't be winning a flag? they had a pissweak draw and so far they haven't beaten anyone worth a damn. curnow hasn't substantially added anything to the team and just statpads on minnow teams. they'll make finals because they have the softest run to finals but let's not pretend like they're a flag favourite anymore
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>>156142366
vaxxed?
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>>156141270
>>156141516
https://x.com/messedupfoods/status/2072747381615984691
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>So how do you reckon the Socceroos will do in the match against Egypt?
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>>156142838
Brazilian..yh
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>>156143142
done 'im
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>>156142835
mate, i'm likely the most humble of swasnpoofters; after our surprise buttsecksing by peelong I was shattered and in need of a doughnut to sit on for months. and when" swasn grandfinal arsefucking 2: the gapening" played, I was there in goldclass. It was then I knew that it would take years and a tityal change of thinking and coach before we should even think of aiming for finals again. and I still think that. i've said as much here. so dont lecture me on cope.
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>AUSSIE BOYS ARE ON A BENDER, DONALD TRUMP IS A SEX OFFENDER
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>>156138788
>>156143142
2-0 Egypt

Salah 79'
Salah 90+2' (Pen)
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no-one asked wogbot
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>>156143317
Yes they literally did
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Hey guys you reckon gab Medina is a lock for the wsl world title?
What about the chicks your reckon carissa moore will take that?
Think jack robbos probably done doesnt have the air game of the brazzos but the final is at pipe so if he can stay top 5 he might be able to do it with his barrel riding
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>>156143221
fair enough mate
i agree with you, need new coaching staff before you can aim for finals. cox has replicated a similar style to longmire without really changing their lack of ability to get up for important games. the list is good enough and peak warner and heeney are genuinely frightening players. i don't think cox is a bad coach but i think there just needs to be a new voice.
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>>156143428
medina sure. chicks, I like laney P, but cant remember, wherebshe at in the bladder? also, still kek at a dutch morrrocan actually surfing well.
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>>156143426
you asked yourself samefag
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>>156143428
I just had a squizz at the current mens ladder, been heaps of movement since I last looked. Thought Rio and Kanoa would've been higher. Jack Robinson's gassed for this year, Ewing will choke at Pipe (again)
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>>156143653
No i didnt
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>>156143819
>>156143520
based surf chads
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>>156143158
ehehe
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>>156143428
The fuck are you talking about?
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>>156143954
more of a dad than a chad tbqh, but I had my time in the sun and I did alright. easily one of teh best things in life to do. the bumper sticker says it best.
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>>156144190
Not very bright are you? lego world masters, obviously.
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What's so good about surfing? I've never done it but it just seems like briefly standing on a board before you fall into the water.
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>>156144794
Bald fraud
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>>156144794
fraud
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>>156144794
based lethal
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>>156144433
the bumpersticker I alluded to earlier says "only a surfer knows the feeling" which the more cynical smug aggressive type might think is a load of shit but it's basically true. cant explain to someone who doesnt surf why it feels like it does to me. you say "whats so good about it?" as bait, or a troll (likely here) as you break it down like that. whataboutisms are shit trolling. whats so good about footy? just kicking a ball, get tackled, go again. but whatever. but on the offchance you are genuinely curious, unassailable good things abbout it are keeps you fit, builds water awareness, a love of the ocean, heaps of things..and once you have a board, a wetty, and somewhere to surf tyje costs are pretty neglible.
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>>156136548
>>156138788
Told you retard
>>156121333
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>>156145018
cunt off thirdie
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>>156145018
there's more surf chat here than soccerbabble, argie.
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A black guy scored for Switzerland off a nice pass from another black guy.
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>>156144963
Jesus Christ, you sound like an utter faggot.
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>>156145124
think you mean swaziland
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>>156145128
so do you to me.
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>when you ask a communist why we need so many third world immigrants
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lads
type 'football' into google
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>>156145209
Good. Means we can stay the fuck away from each other and I won't have to listen to your faggotry.
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>>156144433
can get away from faggots like you
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>>156145212
Bloke in the office today saying we need more immigrants to be better at soccer
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>>156145335
deal. you stay away from the beaches and AFL/VFL matches and I'll steer clear of all hindu temples and cricket matches.
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>>156145426
>seething so much you had to go back and comment again.
loser
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>>156145462
>you hurt my feelings so you're Indian
lol Keep crying, faggot.
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>>156145484
Not him. Dont take your school yard bullying problems out on blokes here champ
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>>156145553
>Not him
>is him
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>>156145228
I googled 'football' on bing and this is what I got
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>>156143267
where's the lie though?
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>>156145514
no, only indians can't appreciate and respect nice clean water. why would my feelings be hurt? you're the one whos butthurt people enjoy surfing. your type arent even a consideration to me.
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>>156145595
Nah not him youre just being a passive aggressive cunt for no reason. Only thing i can think of is some surf cunt bullied you and you got a grudge against em so freak out whenever surf is mentioned.
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add surfing and clean beaches to the list.
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>help me guise the list right
poothetic
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>>156145762
you really are. normal people don't hate clean beaches and surfing.
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>>156145707
I'm not being passive aggressive, retard. I'm being outright aggressive and it's because you sound like a big pussy.
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>>156145228
>>156145597
OH NO NO NO NO
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>>156145228
what now
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Are you fine gentlemen watching the Switzerland vs Algeria match?
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surfings based
you always stressed on land thinking about bills and shit future, past all that
you gotta live in the moment if you wanna surf good, particularly when the waves have consequence so you forget about all the shit we drag around in our day to day lives
problem is theres a justifiable stereotype and most surfers dont do anything to change that but thats other blokes how you lives up to you
you increase your cfff when you surf too its why a lot of good footy players can surf literal time dilation, salt airs good for your lungs and theres an ancient connection you feel with the ocean you have to to be in rhythm with the sets and all the stuff happening around you its the best feeling in the world
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>>156146041
watched the other two this morning, were good
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this is an australian rules football thread not a wogball thread, now scram you dirty wog cunts
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>>156145908
you can't concieve of the possibility that you're arguing (terribly) with 2 different posters can you? brainlet mindset on display.
stay away from the beaches.
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>>156146268
And you in your own words can't think of any reason I don't like you other than imagining some surfer bullied me. Talk about brainlet, not to mention a huge pussy.
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>>156146300
there you go again. wrong guy.
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>>156146300
that was me retard, different bloke.
lol at you calling surfers pussies youd fuckin die in 3 foot surf and get your head caved in by anyone who rides a shorty regularly kek
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we are a skim boarding general
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>>156146345
>>156146369
two big pussies
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learning to count, great.
learn to shit in the toilet next.
eventually you can learn to surf.
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>>156146413
whats your thoughts on blood donation?
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I am watching the football
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>>156146583
crisp
reckon this anti surfer faggot is catseether?
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>>156146675
there's no foorball until 7:40 thoughbeit
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surfing's fine but so often enthusiasts roleplay as totally cool southern californian dude types
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noticed the anon that asks how many jezza will kick didn't post anything last night
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>feel fine
>friend tells me they have the flu
>suddenly feel sick
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Why do boomers like to pretend that footballers were more skillful "back in the day"?
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>>156146689
probably, same seethe style lol
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>>156146720
The guys in this thread prove that surfers definitely ain't cool.
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>>156146856
i think the scaling is off. they should all be the same height if the guy who plays homelander is on his knees. ai pics should be at least a little bit grounded in reality.
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Why do millennials like to pretend that footballers were more skillful "back in the day"?
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>>156147020
and as a surfer that is fine with me.
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wow this argie is genuinely mindbroken over the concept that another sport might be called football that he's generating ai slop garbage kek
what's the matter sub-60iq fuckhead? is it too complex for you to understand that you can use the same words in different contexts? afl was here first anyway, melbourne the afl club predates the foundation of association football and all your faggot thirdie leagues and every epl club in age kek.
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chris scott is a dog's hit coach
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boomers, millenials and zoomers are fucked. gen x and alpha are based. simple as.
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most of geelong surfs. The good players anyway
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>>156147020
assuming you're the angry guy who's not great with numbers, tell me something you think *is* cool, something not shit.
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imagine fucking doubting /bane/
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>>156147200
making pussy surfers have a fit online
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the incel pedo richo
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>Estimates suggest there are between 35 million and 50 million surfers worldwide.

>Approximately 1.4 million people play Australian Rules Football (AFL) worldwide. This includes over 625,000 registered participants across community leagues, NAB AFL Auskick, and school programs in Australia,
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>>156143267
truth nuke
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>he's still seething over afl
holy fucking kek
by the way you know the english invented soccer? the same guys who invaded the falklands? and you play the sport of the nation that defeated you? what a pathetic joke country kek
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>>156147273
"AFL" isn't even the most popular "sport" in Australia
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>>156147240
well the day's not over yet bub. maybe you'll get lucky.
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>>156147273
Hows that thread you made the other day shitting on aussie and afl then even your own monke bros told you to fuck off and called you a loser before the janny nuked it kek
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>>156147273
thoughts on the falklands?
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>>156147345
tryhard loser
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>>156147354
just like their penis, they can't find malvinas
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>>156147273
Hey mate didn't you get banned? See link below
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/HYMT7XzlSeMcCz1SYxR0kA/
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>>156147382
lol u really are mad! you should try surfing.
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this has to be the grovelling faggot who posts for approval in nrlel as well, because there's no other reason why some thirdy would be this upset over afl. but that's just even more pathetic, since nrlel and poonion are both also english sports. so argies can't invent their own sports and instead play the sports of the country that invaded them. genuine joke of a nation.
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I cant remember what set off monke but I do remember being in the thread ot happened in a week ago
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>>156147457
possibility it's mick and a vpn?
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>>156147548
nah mick only pretends to be the indian and rc
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>>156147448
tryhard loser
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>>156147579
seems a bit close-minded to not think he might have more than 2 vpn's.
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>>156146583
>>156147121
>>156147180
Locals only, chur
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>>156147501
just can't handle banter from people above his very low IQ level frankly.
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>>156147593
here ya go blud, expand your vocab.
https://www.thesaurus.com/
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micksperg is a patsy
I am the true agent of chaos you have been searching for but youre blinded by your ignorance or refuse to admit youre not looking in the right place
or is this just another one of my micks?
check mate
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>>156147705
tryhard loser
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>>156147121
crazy how i can tell this is from 2008 because his head isn't shiny bald yet
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I bet against my sawsn last week and won 50 bucks.
Tempted to do the same today because dogs are paying two fiddy and >we are playing like shit but I dont want to fall into the gambling cycle.
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i could not care less about your gambling habits fuckhead
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Wasnt after womens opinions just blokes
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>>156147761
https://www.thesaurus.com/browse/try-hard?q=try+hard
https://www.thesaurus.com/browse/loser

dive in. learning can be fun too!
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of course you're only after blokes, you're a swasnfaggot kek
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>>156148038
tryhard loser
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>>156121850
DELET THIS
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not all eagles fans but always an eagles fan
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but all the homos coming out lately in alf are born in victoria or played for brisbane or both
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theres a fine line between a mick and sperging out
and you are sperging out mate
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>>156148122
>le gay is le bad
I can never understand the /pol/ tier simplistic hatred of gay people on this general
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>>156148122
mitch brown says where?
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>>156148122
hmmm
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>>156148223
Lmaooo
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we like dicktoria
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>>156148122
sorry, i misread. so whats the correalation? is it nature or nurture?
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>>156148223
it is an abomination
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>>156148223
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>in buenos aires
lol seething poof argie faggot
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>>156148377
;)
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I’m gonna tee off in here tonight, a few of you blokes in here need a wake up call
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>>156148362
why
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>>156148540
alarm clocks are only needed mon to friday. sleep ins are for the weekend.
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>>156148630
that reminds me i gotta go to bed early tonight to wake up for the socceroos!
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i dont hate gay people but i do hate argie fuckwit hypocritical dipshits who don't realise their fairy fuckwit diving and playing hurt for penalties sport is full of gays even worse than afl.
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>>156148540
About as threatening as >final warning, do not set me off and >i'm gonna atomise your jaw, champ
lol sad fuck
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the bald fraud
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>>156148686
holy newfag
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Why did Allah desert Algeria in their fight against the mountain jew?
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fuck up wogbot
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Im gay and travelled to south america a few times over the years
theres a huge gay scene in argentina and one of their national players is openly gay
the gay bars there are quite open, I mean guys giving bjs openly but im not that brave plus I worry about stds
chile also has a huge gay scene but argentina was probably the biggest
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>>156148850
go swans btw
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something something banepoof LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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anons here remind me of elen page trying to do manly things to prove shes a 'man'
blokes who talk tough here have clearly never been in a real fight, just talk how they think tough guys act
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>>156148909
based leigh ryswyk
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>>156148887
I actually support geelong and used to (unfortunately) run into catman regularly at gay bars havent seen him for a while though.
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>>156149021
nice try banepoof
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>>156148980
KEK
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>>156149051
I detest brisbane particularly cam rayner although i think harris andrews is a great player. geelong has a large gay supporter base a real fan would know that
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>>156148964
my favourite one in recent memory was one guy saying he would be in a grave shovelling dirt on me as I looked up at him. the displacement of dirt. confused me, was I being buried as the hole got deeper? how would he get out of my ever deepening grave? why would he be digging a grave, when I could've been made to do it myself, like in all the movies he'd seen but neglected to understand.
honestly, I doubt he'd ever picked up a shovel before.
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fuck i want your rock hard cock up my arse mate
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>>156149203
that sounds unhygenic.
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>>156149203
Come to St James im going with a group of friends tonight. Probably wouldnt try that line on anyone unless theyre into that type of talk though!
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Cat status?
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>>156149282
put down.
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>>156149282
>>156121850
>>156149021
>>156146973
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>>156149203
settle down leigh
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>>156148341
That's a fantastic photo, I hope your homophobia doesn't prevent you from enjoying life as much as those people
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>>156149300
So good?
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cheeky lad
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>>156149282

taking off
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>>156149282
on the ropes
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>>156149397
this generated extreme seethe on reddit
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>>156149516
everything does. kinda pointless to even say it.
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cam rayner is based desu
shatsfags need to get over him, prick gaycos flopped for two 50m penalties against bane in the prelim but never boo that flopping cunt
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>>156149397
>shittattoideas.jpg
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>>156149580

shut the fuck up banesperg
no one gives a fuck about you sperging out and relating everything to brisbane
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>>156149397
best moment in the game. shats fans were seething all night like thirdies.
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>>156149580
>>156149611
obvious samefag
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>>156149397
Fuck that uni is kino
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>>156149605
shut up you stupid seething faggot
i don't even support bane
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i come from the future
the wogerpoos lose by 4 goals
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>>156149696
yes you do ive analysed your posting style
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>girlnextdoorfu just got home
wonder how her day went and how sweaty her stockings are haha
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>>156149798
at least we're not speaking german
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There's an Argentinean anon with a real hatred for us
>>156146267
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Most of you would piss yourself if you had to go into a gay bar
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>yes you do ive analysed your posting style
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>>156149832
well the only reason i'd go into one would be if i needed a bathroom in a hurry so of course i'd piss myself you dumb cunt
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garn bunnings, might stop by pub after. no pokies tho.
not a dogwhistle to that sooky pissy anti-tradie knob but if you need an excuse to spazz a bit, let fly mate.
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>>156149629
nah this was me
>>156149611
thought the crowd acted like thirdies the way they were booing all game was funny seeing rayner stir em up at the end
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>>156149798
we have some autonomy. we're an island in the ocean. and thats something only God can change.
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>>156149832
I bartended shirtless at a gay event for a grand many years ago after my gay neighbour asked if i could do it kek
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>>156149832
laughing? yes
out of fear? no
out of need to urinate? somewhat but on my terms, i'd grab the nearest pint glass, piss in that, drink it and leave.
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I'm extremely sheltered and I've never even been around homosexuals
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>>156149933
yes you have.
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>>156149933
You're here aren't you
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>>156149875
Country people are basically 3rd worlders
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>>156149928
you forgot to refuses to elaborate before you leaves champ
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people like the argie project too hard
you just know they wank off to gay porn
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>Country people are basically 3rd worlders
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that argie has been successfully manipulated to the state he's in now
well done team
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How come there’s no more bald kings in the afl anymore
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swans fans quietly worried about their team
>shit are we actually frauds
>its not happening again is it?
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>>156150033
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22 leg sure thing multi ON
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>>156149979
nah the crowds at gather round are generally country people, in the nrl the country crowds are good too, reckon its just geelong fans that act like thirdies
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>>156150160
Make sure to put curnow on for 3+ (goals of course]
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>brisgays creating nuclear levels of naarmgroid seethe
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>>156149798
>Anglo-American empire
i fucking WISH
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>>156150033
give Harley Reid a year
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>>156150047
Im a bit worried i dont know how cleary gets games thought hed be out for sure this week. Rampe and Melican are back though lacked a bit of direction with mills getting moved mid v bane. Defensively should be good, Curnow played well last week pushing high and mccleans been playing well in vfl. If the wings can keep width and not drift itll be a good game
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i am the most schizophrenic man itt
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vv0g is a racist slur and i would appreciate if you didn't use it. thanks.
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>>156140510
what is footy?
>>
Oh no no no
https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2026-nicky-winmar-found-guilty-for-dragging-woman-by-hair-slammed-her-head-into-door-court-details-latest-news/news-story/30677a613cc399524aaf71b8fc559f1c
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>>156150368
Grass/Normal?
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>>156150356
Agreed, they suffered far too much, I mean THE FOOD they brought
https://australianfoodtimeline.com.au/riots-at-bonegilla/
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>>156150033
max gawn??
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>>156150383
yep thats a based from me
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https://open.spotify.com/album/4qo2WiFufk5W75f3H8jIK9
friday beats x
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Why are there two games tonihgt?
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might go out tonight and find a fuck
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>>156150528
why not?
do you prefer two sat night games instead?
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im a swannies girl :)
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>>156150528
you need to watch them simultaneously while browsing this thread and playing a video game
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>>156150550
How about a sunday night match? fuck the afl, retarded spastic boomers
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fuck up mick, ywnbaw
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>>156150574
>sunday night match
wagies could never
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I bought some red wine today
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>>156150524
https://open.spotify.com/album/0fFZEvWY7HCfMU7DDjKNPr
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>>156150602
to see if i still feel
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did you guys know when you click a spotify link the person that shared it can view who viewed it
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>>156150626
lel
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Shall be watching the worse matchup hoping for an upset
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>>156150368
grass & flying
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>Millions of migrants have been told to leave or face violence as a chilling deadline expires.
god i wish that was us
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>>156150632
why would I want to know who you blokes are unless you were keen to let me bum ya
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>>156150660
abos telling us that? day of the spear when?
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>>156150674
just yanking ya chain mate
i bet a few nonces here started sweating
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>>156150660
We are a nation of immigrants. Never going to happen.
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>>156150660
Which sensible country is doing this?
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I wanna watch my goat Nick "the young maestro" Daicos play
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>>156150800
I haven't looked but I'm guessing Ireland
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>>156150800
South Africa. It's a citizens movement too, they're just going to known foreigner enclaves in towns and beating them up and taking their shit, cops won't be able to do shit if it catches on.
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>>156150767
its kinda internet101 to remove the tracking from the end of urls these days
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It's going to be 2016 all over again
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>>156150864
The country with barely 5 million people has millions of migrants?
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>>156150865
>Local authorities say more than 15,000 Malawians have now left South Africa, while thousands more citizens from Zimbabwe, Nigeria and Ghana have also returned home in what appears to be the first co-ordinated multinational evacuation.
Fuck me, had to be browns ejecting other browns, didn't it?
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>>156149986
I refuses your assertation that I am a newfag and are unaware of the correct structure of le claassiq maymay
For I am a disruptor and not bound by yours or any rules. I am legions, all your bases are belong to us
I leaves nao, but I am not yours or anyones champion. Instead I am Champignon, a french mushroom. You can be champ.
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>>156150047
we'll never be homeless though, with all that wide open rent-free space we occupy between your ears.
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hey grok please give me a witty response to this 4chan post >>156149986
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>calling it how it is
>YUH YUH RENT FREE XD
why are they like this?
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>>156151029
Im glad you thought I was witty. LLM's cant be progrmmed that way yet so I'll still have a place in society. snarky pissweak comebacks thoiugh, yeah, you should train as a nurse. recession proof innit.
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>>156150368
Yu Gi Oh
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>>156151066
Dean Laidley is a trap card aha
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>>156151066
based
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>>156151051
you conveniently leave out the fact that noone was discussing the swans but you felt compelled to offer your take on them regardless. I'd say that the swans live in your brain pretty much 24/7. so how much do you charge for that per square metre?
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shitting rn
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>>156151094
yeah we can smell it up here
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>swans vs cats vs bane spergjerk
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>>156151117
Keeps the thread bumped
>>
"Former West Coast Eagles star Adam Hunter's best friend has written an open letter to the AFL Commission and league leaders claiming they are failing to protect footballers from chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE).

Dave Andrews, Hunter's childhood best friend, says the AFL has a duty to "inform, protect, and provide safe systems of play".

The AFL is grappling with a head trauma crisis with 33 footballers now found to have the degenerative brain disease linked to repetitive hits to the head."

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-03/west-coast-player-adam-hunter-friends-open-letter-to-afl-cte/106875486
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Freo customers on Bigfoidy have become extremely confident and arrogant. Worried for the mental state of these blokes after Freo are given the old heave-ho in finals.
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>>156150368
grass fighting
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>>156151077
kek
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>>156150864
>>156150969
Ireland has higher immigration per capita than Australia.

In 2025 Ireland took in 125,000 immigrants out of a population of 5 million. We took a little over 300,000 out of a population of 28 million
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>>156151173
*quietly removes head trauma insurance*
not my problem lmao
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>>156151174
MY Fred need a loss to tune up. Swans or Bulldogs I rekon
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>>156151092
>swans literally play in two hours
>YUH BOUGHT THE SWANS UP OUTTA NOWHERE!!!!!
why are they like this?
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>>156151214
>31,500 returning Irish citizens25,300 EU citizens4,900 UK citizens63,600 citizens from other countries (which included a notable surge in arrivals from the US)

It’s just white people and eu citizens not like our 300,000 jeets
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fremantle 2026 = crows 2025
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>>156151173
I keep saying it, this CTE crisis will be the ruin of the AFL.
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>>156151238
give it a rest faggot
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>>156151238
Thanks for the reminder, considering they're not your team. amazing value this place, even a janny could afford it!
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>>156151173
Adam Hunter was still playing footy and was fried after decades of drug abuse.
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I use to train to look good
now I train to as a weapon
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>now I train to as a weapon
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>>156151330
alright spacky got yourself an ausvpn I see
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>>156151315
Drug abuse doesn't cause CTE and his brain was shown to have CTE from repeated head knocks
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yep the swans fans are sweating that the bulldogs could do em by 40 points tonight
surely not?
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>>156151437
Meth fries your brain more than cte. His cause of death wasn't cte it was an overdose.
>>
"A magistrate has found former AFL great Neil Elvis "Nicky" Winmar guilty of assaulting a woman in northern Victoria last year.

Winmar was found guilty of three counts of unlawful assault and common law assault, but was acquitted of a fourth charge of intentionally causing injury.
What's next?

The matter will return to court in August."

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-03/nicky-winmar-found-guilty-of-assaulting-woman/106874278
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>>156151437
>smoke shard with Benny C
>spend the next 48 hours laid out on your kitchen island violently masturbating knocking your head on said bench
>repeated micro-concussive TBI's from this
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>>156151485
Cte innit
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>>156151485
>Elvis
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>>156151485
Victim should pull up her shirt and point at her breasts during his sentencing.
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>>156148686
I’ll give you the first shot champ, it’s the only one you’ll get before I fucking send you into another realm and fracture every single part of your body. You smug cunt, don’t ever fucking talk that way to me again.
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>>156151485
irl naarm bongsquad awfully quiet on this one desu
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meant boongsquad
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>>156151532
My hands have to be registered as weapons mate, if I don't warn someone before I hit them I could go to jail for life
>>
>>156151449
yes
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Australia did great in the World Cup
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>>156151531
kek
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>blakiston and jones dropped
everything is right in the world. based solly
I'm assuming ridley plays CHB but the saints have a small forwardline anyway
>>
>>156148686
>>156151532
>>156151555
kek
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>>156151532
I already took the first shot, ya numpty. you';re replying to it. see? fucken toothless wouldshouldda tuffcunt a legend in his own lunchtime. Go have a wank to this (You), it'll be a refreshing change to anime'd selfies of yourself.
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>>156151576
Let's hope we never see them again.
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>>156151565
still are (well, for another 12 or so hours)
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sainters
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nrl doesnt have a 6pm game. why didnt we make one of our games earlier to steal some of that sweet sweet viewership
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saintarse
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>>156151631
you dont know shit about shovels or graves or anything at all. I love your threats, always brings a big smile to mine and the lads faces on smokop. this is a good one.
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>>156151694
Hahah you are a tradie, dumb fuck admitted it. I don’t really need to respond any further, you’ve just dug your own grave you miserable dumb fucking cunt
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>>156151478
Sorry didn't realise you were a registered pathologist
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A lot of swans fans are also Socceroos fans because they’re contrarian faggots
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>>156151705
They flew me out in secret to illegal fights in Thai land you puss dog, don't have a passport they'd put me on shipping container sneak me in, like the fucking wind. Watch your back
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>>156151733
this is true and some of us are also girls
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>secret to illegal fights in Thai land
bit of a mismatch pitting you against a teen girls iggsboomer
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Being against your country's team is always cringe
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>>156151807
Tell that to the immigrants residing in Australia.
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>>156151745
Had a few bevs this arvo cunt?
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i'm not against the socceroos but i am supporting ingerlund more
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>>156151807
I despise the australian cricket team and almost everyone in it
the only exceptions for me are boland and neser
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>>156151745
>>156151705
tradiesperg vs this angry final warning donuthin lolberg...man I dont know who'd ̶o̶f̶f̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶ ̶f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ win
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>>156151705
no reasonable 4chan user should be that easy to bait. you bring shame upon yourself.
>>
Any of you going to get up early to watch the Socceroos game?
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>>156151883
hol up
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>>156151914
>get up
I'll already be up.
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>>156151914
Yeah mate
great night for the AFL to put two games on
>>
darcy moore out for the season with a blown out rectum
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>>156151914
No bc im not a faggot
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>>156151832
This is a democratic country is it not
>>156151883
Whatdya think these hands would do to an unarmed man's prostate mate, use your fucking brain
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>>156151942
*kneels*
one of the few remaining trve /alf/as
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>>156151914
certainly
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>>156151943
why are you picking on armless people now? low even for shortcunts like you. at lleast scratch his nose, though he might coom from the relief.
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>>156151953
nice outing of yourself, neil.
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>>156151914
No watching gives me too much anxiety
>>
Lydia Thorpe's attacker outside Dreamtime at the G in 2024 is First Nations.
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https://kick.com/empathchan

we're in here
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>>156152044
>Bell was also sentenced on Friday for further violence that occurred while she was on bail for the MCG assault.

>The court heard that in August 2025, Bell assaulted a security guard at the Whalers Hotel in Warrnambool after being refused entry to the gaming area.

>CCTV of that assault, which was also played to the court, showed Bell yelling at the security guard as she was refused entry. She walked out onto Timor Street where the man fell to the ground and was assaulted as members of the public stopped to intervene.

>Prior said Bell appeared intoxicated and angry, and struck the security guard when she was walked out of the venue.

>“I accept you perceived it was your Aboriginality that barred you entry,” the magistrate said.

>“Needless to say the incident has affected [the victim] deeply.”

>The 29-year-old has since pleaded guilty to offences including recklessly causing injury, unlawful assault, common law assault and refusing to leave licensed premises relating to both incidents.

>The court heard Bell was a proud Yorta Yorta and Gunditjmara woman whose supportive family had advocated for culture for many years.
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>>156151709
I'll just leave this here, champion.
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>>156152094
It's nice that someone gave her money for bus fare, 50 seems a bit much tho.
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lotta sperging happening from different angles
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>>156151914
I want to but our success rests on ngubus and i'm not confident they're worth nuking my sleep over. Also the team is legitimately not exciting to watch, horrendous playstyle
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>>156152044
(((First nations)))
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G2 are doing well this game
>>
Iggs a lock
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>>156152150
new 4chan wordfilter.I typed in r o o d y p o o. and nthats what came out. try it.
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Matchfixing rot has ruined China as a region.
>>
First Nations
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>>156152226
sure it's not the chinese?
>>
I'll be cheering on my West Coast Keigels tonight
>>
i wonder if the thai prison could put the eagles on for simon
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>>156152253
I got my threads mixed up oopsy. It's less the Chinese and more that organized crime is going unpunished
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>>156152226
I'm still blaming the jews and to a lesser extent women, indians and the fact my mum used to give me ice cream for breakfast.
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>>156152279
None of those things are good for you
>>
Should have gave you poision
>>
heading down the local iga you fellas need anything
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>>156152288
are you from the JIDF, the homosexual lobby, JeetDF or big ice cream? vested interests are easy to spot, but difficult to identify.
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>>156152318
woman
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>>156152295
shouldn't have given you independence.
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>>156152318
Some dignity
>>
Nah i have 3 trophies in a row
>>
thinking dogs tonight
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>>156152335
>>156152342
need a lot more Curtis Stone points. Sorry lads.
>>
we need more indies and less Indies
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>>156152356
that's coles mate
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>>156152354
Hotdogs? What condiments you having?
>>
then there be more indian in your country and over tge interwebz
>>
Are you blokes gonna watch the footy tonight?
>>
Would like Iggs to do the miraculous and get up over Crows.
Don't really want either of Swans or Dogs to get a win. Backing a draw.
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>>156152379
talk footy or gtfo
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>>156151914
Yes.
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>>156152371
no, the western bulldogs afl team embarrassing the sydney swans afl team is what i meant
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>>156152388
nope
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>>156152370
sorry, I meant Kenny poo tickets. He's the IGA spokesman I think.
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>>156151914
No because its 3:30am SA time which is the worst possible time.
4:30am was a struggle for the USA game.

So 3:30 doesnt feel doable unless I go to sleep at like 9pm which isnt happening.
And I dont want to be on like 4 hours sleep just to watch them probably lose.
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>>156152388
nah early bed for the socceroos for me
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>>156152388
why would i do that? i need to get up early to watch the socceroos
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>>156152396
With sauce, mustard and some shredded cheese?
>>
finna watch some xmen 97 (no spoilers pls)
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>>156152396
obsessed isn't even scratching the surface.
>>
Watch tumbbad insted
>>
the only modern capeshit film i've seen is iron man (2008) when it first came out and i don't remember a thing about it
>>
Get rekt faggot
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>>156152448
how much of a mongoloid is the kid going to be? and what happens when it tries to find out who his dad is?
>>
Are double hyphenated surnames a thing yet?
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>>156150006
He's not wrong. Have you ever met a farmer? They hit you with that 'i've been in solitary confinement and bumming the livestock all my adult life' stare as soon as you clock them.
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>>156152467
sperm doesnt work like that you retard
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>>156150083
>here's that 25 yo kid i was telling you about
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>>156152479
ask JUH and the port omo
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>>156152498
Yes, explains why I'm a loser
>>
yep betting on kalgeri narrative
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>>156152486
ok Dr Jism Ex-spurt, PHD in cum-gargling.
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>>156152498
I mean that's the only way they'll win so it's not too farfetched
>>
betting on the indian smelling like shit
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thilthorpe is OUT tonight
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>>156152535
Virtually unbackable odds
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>Nicky Winmar: Statue of disgraced AFL great to be removed after domestic assault conviction
NOT LIKE THIS
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>>156152535
that's considered a compliment in its culture
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>>156152491
I think in your country it's called "The Shittle". Is it launching the new SCATSAT?
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im gonna go get fucked up and watch the socceroos blotto
>>
soccer
getting mad over soccer
what this cunt >>156152567 does or watches

life is pretty cruisy.
>>
Do you guys say neither or neither?
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>>156152551
it's in WA right? who are they going to replace it with? ben cousins? kek
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>>156152642
both
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>>156152645
Who's an indigenous player who never beat his wife?
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just cant see how the swans stop english tonight
>>
Hello? We have 2 big games on tonight, where is everyone?
>>
>Feel like fish and chips
>Fisherman's basket for one
>$44.90
Can't do it. What has happened to this country?
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>>156152746
My local has a fish burger for 10.50, and it's huge
>>
Nick Daicos
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>>156152796
Now this I can get behind
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>>156152809
Hop in
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queer queer the preds and kikes
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COCK in my ARSE
>>
goodluck to all sweaty threadspergs this weekend and may the cooldowns be in your favour
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>>156152862
crisp swans fan
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>>156152746
bullshit. are you orca-fat or what? whats in the "basket"?
>>
FIENDING for the soccer at 4am
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>>156152862
settle down leigh
>>
>favourite spot on couch has started sinking
It's over
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>>156152882
id fall back asleep the moment i placed eyes on that boring ahh sport
>>
>pride game
not watching this shit
>>
Johanna Grigg's body is the same as Billy Brownless
>>
Esports and afl on at the same time ahhhh
>>
the afl is for everyone
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>>156152897
THATS LETTING THE TERRORISTS WIN
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>>156152876
1 flake, 2 calamari rings, 2 scallops, 2 prawns, 1 drink
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>>156152882
same
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>>156152890
your optimal weight? sounds like it.
>>
new
>>156150103
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>>156152911
this is my local's menu.
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>>156152938
deader sport than this
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I was watching a highlight from the Wogball World Cup and the Keeper I guess was catching a long shot and he did by what we would call a speccy. In the AFL the players would get up and play on. The player he jumped on the back on fell to the ground crying and three trainers came out to treat him? WTF
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fish and chip shops were based when they were owned by wogs
then gooks took over and they went downhill
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>>156152949
That's Union Square Fish & Chips in Brunswick West, what's it like living in the inner city?
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>>156152949
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>>156152938
who's playing
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>>156152988
had this recently and was underwhelmed. was cold and overcooked
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>>156152949
So you bought 2, fatty?
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>>156152543
Iggs ftw
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GREASE ME UP WOMAN
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>>156153053
>>156153053
>>156153053
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>>156152982
I like it, and this ai makes being a l33thax0r so easy anyone can do it ay?
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new
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>>156153059
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>>156153054
>>156153068
FUCKING BIG FUCKING SPASTICS
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Please stand & present your arse for welcome to pride.



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