>son is asking if he can sign up for soccer nowAmeribro dads how are we coping? I'm hoping he snaps out of it by football season. This gay little tournament is doing irreparable damage to an entire generation
>>156281047Would you rather he have CTE?
Nice larp.You will die alone and childless.
>>156281047Have you tried cutting their foreskin first?
we already let kids play soccer thoughbeit
>>156281047Soccer is a phase in America. Lots of kids get into it young and then grow out of it. This is not some kind of new thing that only happened because of the world cup being hosted here. It's why phrases like "soccer mom" exist to begin with. >>156281126Exactly.
>>156281047>son wants to play outdoors and play soccer>dad browsing 4chan and whining like a bitchmight wanna reassess what the actual problem is here m8
>>156281047>football seasonahh yes the sport of watching ads for 2 hours and then maybe some people throwing a ball for 30 minutes but we only get that game time if we are lucky.
It's normal desu, baseball is boring and uncool, the NBA is a faggot fest now albeit with big money if you make the NBA, hockey is missing teeth and isn't that popular depending by area, Football is CTE and screws in your body. I say let em play soccer, maybe he'll win us another world cup after we get this one
>>156281047I'd kill myself if I had a father like you. Let the kid do what he wants and support him.
>>156281047I'm going out on a limb here & say OP doesn't have kids
>>156281169>Soccer is a phase in Americabecause there is no other way to continue playing the sport in the official sense. You are lucky if your school is big enough to even have soccer. In Europe you are unlucky if there isnt a soccer academy walking distance away.
>>156281047My son literally asked me for a Pulisic or Balogun jersey for his Bday in a couple daysAnd theyre all fucking sold out right now
the thing that is so magical about soccer is that anyone can play it. soccer players don't need to be tall, they don't need to be huge. it has a place for everyone.
Solution is very simple. Follow these easy steps.>Circumcise on the spot>Pump full of meds>Shove a triple Whopper down his throat with a gallon of Gatorade>shoot him (non lethal)>Tell him he's in your personal space and sue himTry all these that oughta give him a reset. If these don't work there's one final remedy which is make him kneel and apologize in a black neighbourhood.
>>156281047Soccer really isn’t seen as a sport in America. It’s a way for parents to drop off their kids and have them let out a bit of energy while they get to run a few errands.How old is your kid, 6? That’s pretty par for the course. He’ll grow out of it.
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>>156281262nearly every high school in america has a soccer team you fucking moron
>>156281047Don't worry anon. We will take care of your little problem soon enough
Yeah also forgot to mention, he will probably transition into a beautiful young lady at around age 14 and soccer is a ladies sport in the USA so all is good
>>156281205Imagining a clammy mlb player plowing into a chick is more erotic than imagining a soccer player though, I'm not even sure the soccer player is gonna want to get close to some pussy,..
>>156281178I agree
>>156281047Please don't mutilate your children's genitals. Circumcision is genital mutilation, it is harmful and abusive.
>>156281047Sign him up, but make him play as the goalkeeper. He'll quit if he's a little bitch.
>>156281047At least he's not interested in baseball. I don't know how people even watch that garbage "sport" without falling asleep. I laugh when I think some of the fatass baseball players who call themselves "professional athletes", lmao. At least the fat fucks in the NFL have a reason. This antiquated ass sport shouldn't have made it past the 70's.
>>156281047fake, anon doesn't have a songay, he has a son which means he sex'ed a WOMAN which LOVES COCKS
>>156281047soccer, tennis, swimming and wrestling are all acceptablethe other are slave shit or you get to interact with niggers or get brain damage
>>156281047It's a good sport to keep in shape.Do it faggot.
>>156281047Being a little better than average will mean a D1 scholarship, doofus.
>>156281047are you saying that the USMNT arent american heroes that your children should look up to, as they bring prestige to your nation in a sport that has viewing figures in the billions?because some cartoon you watched 20 years ago said it was gay?you do you, i guess
>>156281807>are you saying that the USMNT arent american heroesNot yet they're not. They haven't beaten anyone worthy of note so far. If they can get to the semis, them maybe, but right now it's a just a nice story that will quickly be forgotten if they lose tomorrow
