I just found out USA is hosting the 2031 Rugby World Cup. How many NFL players do we need to win this?
Davonkus Jackson and Shanasty Bodkins should be enough
In rugby you run an average of 6-8km per game, in nfl you only run 2km per gameNo nfl guy is lasting more than 20 minutes of constant playAnd they would have to learn to actually tackle since nfl ngobos just collide head first which is illegal in rugby
Good luck Ameribro.We want the sport to grow large in the USA.
>>156466563>>156466676how many bottles of oxygen per player per half?
>>156466563didn't you guys beat canada in hockey already? and by 2031 the clock will have swung at least once or thrice, meaning you'll be under a democrat hegemony, which as we know, means peak mediocrity and given free wins to any brown out there (unless the team is full of nigs, but this is rugby we are talking about).
>>156466563Why the fuck do we keep hosting all these random games?
>>156466640I thought those were real black people names before looking them up...
>2026 Men's World Cup>2028 Summer Olympics>2031 FIFA Women's World Cup>2031 Men's Rugby World Cup>2033 Women’s Rugby World Cup>2034 Winter OlympicsYeah, I'm thinking we're stacked.
>>156466676but dey don’t have BBC doe
>>156466676They will introduce a hydration break whenever something happens, so that players can rest for 3 minutes after each play.
>>156466640What is their vertical?
>>156467804They all gonna fucking suck lol
>>156467864This is how they think sadly
>>156468436YOU lost tranny
>>156467899Half a quarter-mile wingspan by the time he joined Wassamitchi's Hailers.
>>156467804I don’t know what would be funnier. All of the weird dorks who’re pretending to like soccer rn magically beginning to like rugby, or none of them giving a damn because there weren’t any tv shows and advertising budgets telling them to do so.Also I hope the US tv ratings for the worl cuppa go into the tank. I cannot tell you how annoying it is to hear chubby 38 year old losers talk about how many more viewers the wc gets than the Super Bowl. Insufferable performative losers.
>>156471188>losers talk about how many more viewers the wc gets than the Super Bowl. Insufferable performative losers.Thats what you get lol get rekt, or did you forget you retards said the superbowl was bigger?
>>156468436The Los Angeles Olympics are going to be USA fan service. We're going to win by like 20 gold medals all in sunny California. It will be glorious.
>>156466563keeps those pedo hands away from the flag
>>156471468The point is that they bring it up as a random “fun fact” like it’s the default NPC dialog. I don’t care that the rest of the world watches. I like foreign soccer fans. You are normal sports fans. I care that these dorky faggots in my country cannot resist repeating shit they saw in some algorithm slop.
>>156471470In what? swimming break dancing and shooting?
>>156466563Which rubgy league or union?
>>156474158Union. The big world cup. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2031_Men's_Rugby_World_Cup
>>156466563I’m sure some Ivy League chaps will give it the old college try
>>156474407I honesty no nothing about rugby because there’s two types
>>156466676NFL players do not run 2km a game wtfEven the most mobile position WR averages 1.2km per game
>>156474655Rugby League is basically American football without the forward pass and stopping between each down. Rugby Union there’s only a turnover after you actually win the ball
>>156467683America is the most desirable economy.
>>156474729Kek it was even less
>>156471577>t pedo
>>156466676NFL players run 0 kilometers because they run in real units (yards)
>>156469588>projection
>>156474893Sound cool, air raid shit gets old after a while.
>>156468436c o p eope
>>156475882>>156475804>>156475721All the same guy
>>156467804Copa America as well
>>156466676>And they would have to learn to actually tackle since nfl ngobos just collide head first which is illegal in rugbyYou clearly have never seen a game before.
>>156466563I'm gonna try to go to matches but the only teams worth traveling for are South Africa and New Zealand. Shout out to Japan, they're fun to watch too for the novelty
>>156473420You can just look up the medals from last time lol.
>>156466676>And they would have to learn to actually tackle since nfl ngobos just collide head first which is illegal in rugbyNFL tackling is not like that you third world joke
>>156478943Ireland, England, France and Australia could all win too.Springboks are due a slump and 2031 would be a good time.
>>156479023>>156478788In rugby tackles are aimed at the hip most times and you have to close your arms around the guy. Like a wrestling double legIn nfl the just collide i seen enough nfl to know that
Nfl tackle
Rugby tackle
>>156466563Are we good at rugby? Never watched a USA rugby game
>>156466676This is probably correct NFL players would be unbelievable at rugby for 20-30 minutes then gas out and get killed late in the game
are all blacks even good nowadays lmao? don't most of them take a vacation in japan/europe for half a year?
>>156479324The Seattle Seahawks have practiced rugby tackling for years to limit injuries
>>156480305You had a pacey Ngubu from Zimbabwe the one time, who was pretty good.Other than that, not really. No household names.
>>156466563I'll be 42 by then. Sign me up. I'll get us the W.
>>156467689I'd bet a costco pizza that there are actually black people named that. >DavonkusCousin to someone named Davon. Pronounced Devonkuz.Shanasty actually is a real name and shows up in the white pages. The two people in my state with that name are 40 year old fat black women.
>>156480305Good for a tier 2 nation (not a dig thats what their call in rugby) >>156480639Makes sense, but in some ways if you are figthing for every yard just colliding is gonna stop them way quicker, so the rules kinda encourage it
>>156480946Saw a chick named La-a. You can probably figure out how she pronounced it.
>>156481290Unfortunately, there's quite a few Ladasha's in the world. That particular name fucks up some computer systems, letting the person get more loans or EBT
What about training some good college football players who won't make the NFL for a few years?
>>156474655For the international game union is by far the superior and popular version. Rugby league is more localised.
>>156484415Yep only australia and england play it
>>156483873You can try but youll get mogged just like in the footyBest you stick to shit no one cares about sports
Rugby WC is like the 2nd tierThe equivalent to the FIFA WC is Six Nations, which is closed off because big rugby countries don't actually want the sport to grow
>>156485118Papua New Guinea is obsessed with it, apparently
>>156485461>which is closed off because big rugby countries don't actually want the sport to growTrue scarcity mindset is crazee but global viewvership is 800 million for the world cup and 120m for six nations
>>156485334No one cares about Rugby. Tonga is good. It has 17 people.
>>156473420Swimming is literally the main sport in the Olympics after track & field, which the US also does great in. Shooting is one of the original 1896 sports and is dominated by Asians now (and Central Europe before that) and breakdancing was a temporary sport only added by the French for Paris 2024. Soccerfags shouldn't talk about other sports, stick to your containment thread: >>>/sp/copalib
>>156487020Fuck you no greek was swimming
>>156466676With all due respect, we could put a DIII college football team out there on the rugby field and the sheer size/speed/testosterone would overwhelm any europoor or jeet that plays this sport
>>156487588Yeah no good baitAmericuck having test kek
