>>156494426
finald #1
blessing this shit thread
lessgo nine island we see sadday nite
Conor fight weekOh yeah I'm hype
we gone fine out sataday nite
Maximus? Maximus will heem
>>156507895Gotta respect him for this.
>>156507906wtf are those sunglasses
And I'm proud to be a JonJonesicanWell at least I know I heemAnd I won't forgive the jan who triedTo take that right from meAnd I'd gladly stand up next to (You)And defend sneed still today'Cause there ain't no doubtWe love the GOATGod Bless are Jon Bones Jones
Mall cop escaped the clutches of death by seconds
you're a fucking fag?
four letter words pal, classy
shit nigguh
what did Dustin mean by "it' ? What was "it" ?
>>156507943archaic sunglasses
Sneaky like a fox Since broski died some niggas hate to box
>>156508055The future of mankind.
My name is Jon*ClapClap* *Clap*I get a hard on*ClapClap* *Clap*From blue eyed boys*ClapClap* *Clap*That's a real quote*ClapClap* *Clap*-posted by fat fuck loser hater with no life (contemplated suicide x24)
>>156508097they do be like that
>>156508087Sweetie Fox?
Post the waving eating guy I can't get enough
>>156508159why not go to to a thai and pay 60 for a tug
there's zero evidence against gable steveson
Making a turmeric with black pepper tea. Goddamn I love drinking tea.
You put Conor and Gable in a room with a heavily intoxicated woman, who shoves their meng in first?
>>156508095Why would it bad?
>>156508097I know at least sixty people who have said this
>>156508252turmeric is the jon jones of spices i like saffron in my porridge and turmeric in my rice and tea, cinnamon with my coffee, terpenes in my zoot you know stuff like that
>>156508259At least the woman's safe
>>156508332did you meet them at the 'fat fuck loser hater' convention, bozo?
>>156508252Sounds grossI exclusively drink green tea brewed at exactly 80 degrees Celsius
Just got back from the big cocked truth teller convention. Everyone was talking about how jon jones gobbles meng, no kidding
>>156508252What's with poor people and tea my even my uncle who is a multi millionaire only drinks water
first beer of the daycheers lads
islam makhachev got caught by adriano martinsdominick reyes DOMINATED jon jones
>>156508414disgraceful post why was i not invited>>156508416astoundingly low iq post even with flag factored in
i DOMINATED my meng earlier
>>156508416I like my tea the way I like my women, BLACK!
>>156508431Alcohol is poison brazza. This kvass is prescribed not only by me for the almighty
i like my women how i like my wine uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>156508355turmeric is gay? what the hell's that all about?
McGregor is gonna get heemed worse than Connor Murphy did by that lake in Thailand
>>156508530WHITE
mix up your zoots like you would your meals caryophyllene is perhaps better suited to a pre and post breakfast zooting limonene is divine as the sun reaches zenith and for afternoon zoots and what else but myrcene to round off the day with a cheeky evening zoot or two or three that's what i like to do at least
>>156508530Alcoholic
>>156508603
>>156508252heard of coffee nigga? it's like tea but better in every way
gonna be honest here i don't really read your posts at all
>>156508530You like your wine like you like your women oh that must mran you like em disgusting
>>156508355Baste. I drink clove and rosemary tea for sleep and some ginger tea with lemon for the middle of the day. I’m just gonna buy all the spices and herbs possible and make teas out of them.
>>156508506Why are you like this?
>>156508537Post the slip faggot
>>156508530Jesus turned water into wine I turn women into wine
>>156508651I parlayed a cheeky Connie TKO and Paddy sub
gonna be honest here i don't really read
>>156508526shut up ye fewl of a wonk nose paki of a ting
>>156508685reading is performative and gay.I watch youtube.
I think I'm going to give the chin to Max because Conor's chin looked weak in his last 2 fights and apart from the KO against Topuria and maybe others knockdowns has always have a strong chin.Power: ConorSpeed: MaxChin: Max.Cardio: Max
>>156508671i turn liquor to urine
>>156508651I slipped into your mom’s pussy
>>156508671I turn wine into women
>>156508707who has the better penis though please answer
uh yeah no thanks how about I just eat red meat and drink water and you keep your gay little brown people twigs and leaves to yourself mkay?
Everyone with a cock bigger than 7" picks McGregor to win btw.Says a lot about the people picking Minimal Clittyway
>>156508739What?
>>156508645i'm not even ethnically french but I love black women
min smalloway
>>156508742I can't believe this
>>156508651
>>156508766Monsieur Nafri...are you dipping in the chocolate?
>>156508804kek nice ref
>>156508728You treat objects like women, man.
>>156508644preparing pine and lavender is good too since i assume for some reason you don't zoot i wish i lived in the south just to eat decent ripe fruits and vegetables but at least we have spices and cannabis
>>156508825I'll treat you like one
What fighters are Kweenpilled?
>>156508766who are you rooting for tomorrow wahrani
If I have a fleshlight, am I treating women like objects or objects like women? Maximum wisdom with Max Holloway
>>156508880this is the most virgin post you have made
>>156508367this bald nigga looking zesty sucking on that thang
i fuck pussy ye
Who has better precision? Max or Conor?I would say Conor. Max is more a volume puncher.
Mr Estrogen, what's happenin? Bitch tits. Fat fockin bitch tits.
>>156508766>i'm not even ethnically frenchi for one am shocked
Conor is not a serious athlete. He’s coming back just for a payday and to attempt to relive his glory years. His performance this weekend will be bad and shock uneducated fans.
>>156508877France
heeming a fleshlight is nothing like sharing a moment of vulnerable intimacy looking into the eyes of someone forgetting everything around you in the heat of raw animalistic passion and i've never heemed a fleshlight
>>156508933if /box/ is so greatwhy do several faggots need to come in here advertising it?
>>156508933>/box/ just died after spending years sucking tranny penis
so.... what's the heemsensus on filipinas?
>>156508965sorry, are you ok?>>156508970Agreed.
Get this off moi telly now!
>>156508996excellent heems but use an alias
>>156508973
>>156508996they belong to the streets
>>156508972so you're an algerian
>>156508996would. Don't talk back to me
>>156508996Decent, not a high quality but can be bought for a reasonable price
>>156509045i'm not but it doesn't matter. What matters is how dilated conor's asshole will be this week-end
>>156509047they most definitely do and they would make shawarma out of you, you should go for central europeans that's safest for you
>>156509045why is she doing this does she have to pee
>>156508996SEAmonkeys are for White guys that are somehow too ugly/fat/broke to get East Asian pussy
>>156509077>it doesn't matterwho made you judge and judy
>>156509133SEAqueens are for real men you just want a towel for a woife some of us like spice
We are having an emergency, is there a RN on board?
>>156508970>He’s coming back just for a paydayDid he spend all his money? Because last time I checked he was one of the richest sportsman in the world.
Losers go to Asia for their sex tourism. Real ones go to Africa and Latin America.
>>156508996a few years ago I regularly went on vacation there and heemed a few filipinas, I think I even heempregnated one but I never went back so who knows (I don't have AIDS btw)
>>156509121>whynot sure how that matters b. Respectfully
>>156509135I'll do whatever the fook I want
>>156509172Yeah I'm a real nigga
NoLove is getting a heem this weekend, i can feel it in my bones
>>156509213besides heem minge
>>156509172Yeah Im a real nigga waddup?
>>156509186I can’t verify but I suspect he’s experiencing a similar situation as Floyd Mayweather. Maintaining his lifestyle has such high costs that Floyd keeps coming back to doing bum fights.
Poirier is brave and stunning
>>156509172real nigga here, wassup blood?
show ya woife niguhshow ya keedz niguh
>>156509165wtf a good finnpost????
>>156509205don't you guys just import them to miami
>>156508742Nope, Schaub picked Max
>>156509278give me a minute b i'm eating
>>156509321Let me guess youre eating....well...yeah
>>156509288It’s cheaper to go to their countries and leverage the relative power of the US Dollar to negotiate for sex
>>156509284who's the kitty
>>156509259How aren't they able to invest their money in businesses to keep generating money after they stop fighting?
>>156509345pray do tell
what if max points to the ground?
>>156509370Jews and and hanger-ons squeezing them for money. Conor is not as retarded as Floyd so he’s not as much of a victim.
>>156509421Max only does that at the end of the fifth which will not be reached.
>>156509421IGBBMN
>>156509396Lets just say that you are what you eat
Conor and Dustin have unfinished business. After Conor is released from the UFC they should make a last fight to end the trilogy.Punished Poirier vs old muscled stiff Conor would be kino.
Fuck /heem/
conor mcnigger we have unfinished business imma adopt your fuckin ass
>>156509550Yeah that would fuckin epic man that be epicness the storylines coming together ohhh that be so cooool and awesome and epic
>>156509489what does that even mean
>>156509669Talmbout rampage jackson?
>>156509690gets your noggin joggin yeah
>>156509669this is not ok
Gets your nigger jigger
>>156509669SEE YOU AT THE BOTTOM
>>156509674The third fight was DOCTOR STOPPAGE. THIS IS NOT OVAAAAH!
conor will quit on the stool after the third roundscreenshot this
>>156509811That is something I don't see Conor doing.
>>156509878it's not something i saw ilia doing against gaethje of all people but here we are
>>156509913i did
is chama still bitching
Listen, holloway will quit. You heard it here first
>>156509929yeah but you're a retarded contrarianbroken clock etc etc
>>156509913I don't think Conor would get so damaged as Illia. Illia was fucking destroyed man, both orbital bones and the nose broken, eyes so swollen that he couldn't see... and I think it was his brother who decided it, he didn't say it.
Conor will win because he’s white and Max isn’t
>he’s white
>>156510121Inconcievably raped man
>>156510086this ancient shrek phenotype strikes fear into all
>>156510140Talmbout yourself here? Hahaha nah just jokin
>>he’s white
>>156510171We don't joke about rape and rape victims like Ilia here.
Ilia will probably be FW Champion again. But he will never truly reach GOAT contender status like GSP, Khabib, Islam, or Silva.
>>156508798niggas really be risking 1k in order to pull 200 extra dollops.Mental illness.
>>156510239blud tried to throw Khabitch in there
what a curious list
>>156510018Poor thing. You’ve been mentally cucked into thinking someone’s skin color is relevant and a subject for you to constantly seethe over. Also the old Conor’s dead.>implying a steady diet of cocaine and hookers for years can be undone
guru might actually perma heem himself
>>156510239Ilia is too small and not charismatic enough to be GOATed. Even Mighty Mouse got more famous after he retired and turned to gaming and tard wrangling backyard clownshow fighters.
>>156510355>country: mexico
Saturday night, end of an era
Favorite filipino champion? Most powerful race in the world
>>156510436a relevant and timely post
>>156510436zero chance this man has seen his towels minge look at him queer as a 3 euro coin or note
shutupyetick
>>156510252Ain't no risk b its fer shure
>throws the fights while making bank betting>becomes the WW champion of the world in BoxingMeanwhile Khabiber is scamming his paki fans with NFT papakha hatsLMAO
OOOOOHHHHH guru called cory sandhagen "candhagen"
fucking hate sandhagen
>>156510749doesn't he have a chat you can do this in
McPiggy was tryna' get hard with a woman and xhe had to think about Khadaddy to get xerself bricked up...
>>156510200Looks like India Topiglet
Bodied that ugly inbred freak
Dusdaddy pumped and dumped McPiggy sadly…
godru got higwheels squealin'!
>>156508933>>156508987I completely missed the Conor Murphy fucking onlyfans trannies on video, what the fuck was his problem? is hair loss really that powerful?
>>156510861Piggies think that clitty is big KWAB!!!!
>>156510866wow! cute!
You just know Spaki fell for Father's scam KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Dusdaddy and Khadaddy spitroastin' McPiggy I'm afraid...
How good is Andrey Pulyaev?
dustin and khabib are drunks conor is a zootman
Disgusting ugly deformed raped brown faggot.
third embedded is upcanor is in the thumbnail
>>1565110442:1 record per 'pology
I fear that Khababy's pampers were overflowing with diarrhea when xhe saw McDaddy charging for xher bacon minge
imagine what khabeast would have done...
>>156510964Zamn AGPnor starting salivating for Slamdaddy halfway through…. And we can’t blame him sadly
>>156511103Ugly fucking raped AGPiglet.
>>156510911You're a size queen
>>156511113Lose and cry like xhe did after Tibau bodied xher perchance?
>>156511049Pimblett puts the final nail in this gape victim's coffin
c'est fini, mon petit tudny. c'est fini...
Go spammy, go spammy!
Poor poor brown muzzie freaks think they can compete with sexy latin daddies....
*cracks open a nice cold xyience*
>>156511238I fear CTE turdny went into sissy convulsions from Hapdaddy’s BBC juice
we don’t watch that here
Stop running Khabitch
>>156511316Tony is real one, he didn't tap out.
dear oh dear
Fazza caught COVID and died because Khabitch broke lockdown protocol to flee the country from his title fight against Tony Ferguson.
>>156510239he won't because he sold his self out to get publicly humiliated and heemed by gayshit of all people, khababi would never
Armdaddy porkings.
Khabibi's AGP has gotten worse i fearfully say....xhe is wearing dresses now
>>156511378The head of the devile
>>156511207Piggies have clitties which is why they crave BBC and have melanin receptors in their boiminges I'm afraid...
>>156511296>Bodied>goals from minute 79 onwards >messi bungles the penalty>egypt helwani'd a goal away>argentina helwani'd a goal come on now b that's really retarded
>>156511378so THIS is the power of hair plugs...
>>156511429Literally.
chuck did it the old fashioned way. no rapes no cocaine. just pure heems.
There is no other place on the internet with the high level of MMA analysis that there is in this thread. Not even close.
I am iceman
>>156511506Daddyshad gave that piggy BBCTE...
>Mcpiggy fight week >everyone is talking about Khabeast Another W. 30-0.
>>156511431what footwear is he wearing to masjid oh allah help us, brother khabib akhi this is not the way
>>156511514Some JRE episodes come close
>>156511463They carried those ugly muzzie freaks for 70min and then they decided to humiliate them in less than than 20min
>>156511531Kek Herbdaddy tbaggin' that raped AGPiglet with he BBC.
conor looks frail and old
>>156511549only the old ones pre heem with eddie bravo
>Joostin, el rematch por favor?
>>156511506>chuck >no cocaine
Conor was beating Khabib jus sayin
>>156511561see >>156511378worse than that, "mate", he's balding
>>156511603>"mate"
The porkcord got so bodied they started discussing divegrass
Yeah you already know when khabib gets mentioned we gon catch a khavibe
>>156511596Khabib could have changed the lives of everybody in his entire village for that McGregor 2 fight, but fuck his own people I guess right
>>156511626funny post from a funny but take away the memes and what are you? A beltless drunk loser who misses his flight to the crib
>>156511629Khabitch was terrified that Conor might actually care about the fight and come preparedXhe was shaking in xher diapers of the thought....
>>156511613didn't realize it was you bruder my bescheidenste of apologies
>>156511658The khavibes dont stop just because he retired Lets get turnt
I'm the Conor of /heem/, back from watching mommy porn I am here to share my wisdom.I predict a round 2 KO from Maximus on saturday night (first 25 seconds)
Come correct or you might get heemed.
Hey pass me the kvass and lets get this khaparty startedYeahYyeah
>>156511690np b, yeah goobs looking bald as fuck, either a complete embarrassment or not will be a fun watch
https://www.youtube.com/live/KKLch_OVVs0?is=weW2_hGhdZTvteCx
I shoot ropes the kind boxers don't wanna bounce on
i predict that max will pop a boner whilst grappling gooby (not that you'll be able to tell)
>>156511709wonk nose cunt
>>156511554they played like dogshit and couldn't take advantage of their many opportunities and pressure, it was amazing football to watch although only a matter of time (79 minutes btw) before the argies inevitably wore out the defence i think it was good it didn't go to extra time but part of me thinks it's a shame egypt didn't win for lulz
Fat lazy scared bitch. Lazy fatso
Dick size doesn't matter much as long as the woman is aroused. Men care more about dick size than women do.
>>156511788Aight then let's run it, I'll show you why they call BJJ the gayest sport there is
>Conor fighting way past his prime>Khabib retired after beating nothing but trash cans (not Conor) and ducking Tony Volumes
>>156511837Fasto*
>>156511799all true
>>156511799n-no........
>>156511839lmao this nigga
>>156511848Mcgregor fast.
>>156511839If you're have less than 20cm (8 inche) it's unironically over
>>156511749max seems to not want to be there either not sure what poohfc are doing maybe zuckerwonk or some other freak wants this to happen
>>156511839A pistol and a .50 caliber rifle are both guns technically. Both CAN get the job done though one is clearly superior and you'd rather have a 50 cal than a pistol any day.
>>156511876Don't get me wrong if you have a real micropenis it's bad (even still you can satisfy women other ways) but if you just have a 4 incher there's nothing to worry about. Women can cum from just their fingers.
>>156511799I mean folks, can you find a single lie in this post?
>>156511958They say comparison is the thief of joy.
>>156511049Levels.
>>156511967Of course my friend of course, you are absolutely right about this subject of course, why yes of course you are right
In Rome having a small penis is a sign of intelligence or nobility. If they wanted to insult people they would make a marble statue of them with a giant dick.
>>156512016covidbib had a horrid beard barely trimmed or anything
>>156511846Khadaddy raped the current lightweight champion.
>tfw 5.5 inchesget on my level bitch I’m basically a Roman emperor
>>156512002Dont get me wrong you should not care whether the female is satisfied or not. The sensation for you is the same whether youre hung or not so it doesnt matter.
>>156511958If you need anything above .22 to get the job done you're a sissy
>>156512054they valued sophrosyne, moderation and rational thought they believed a small penis meant a man was logical and ruled by his brain, not his wild desiremuch to be gleaned i have a big meng and heem minge all the time
>>156512128Thinking of sex as a pleasure transaction can only end in misery.
Most delusional retard in history?This guy needs to be locked in his attic permanently
If you're circumcised(mutilated) you technically don't have a penis anymore
>>156512188you clearly have never heemed a psycho it's an incomparable performance
>tfw 7 inches>got cucked multiple times anywayswomen are never satisfied
>>156512162It just means you have yo try less if youve got a 9 incher you dont have to do anything to please a female. If youre small you have to work for it which some females like.
>>156512077that's better thobeit. look how ridiculous khamzat looks with his neatly trimmed metrosexual muzzie beard. gay as.
>Conor McGregor went on a long RANT about Khabib Nurmagomedov:>“He did nothing in the sport. He fought me off the yacht. I was doing bad things, partying heavily. I hadn’t fought in 2 years and did 4 rounds with him. This guy’s nothing. >The man has no courage. The first half of his career was on his father’s shows in the middle of nowhere. Wherever they’re from.” https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/2074911995447361658
>>156512214dear oh dear he still has them fuming
>>156512251GET THIS UGLY FREAK OFF OF MY SCREEN
>>156512278Turn on your monitor.
big penis or small I'll break all yalls faces in one punch...the second one will kill ya
>>156512253He wasn't wrong. Gooby is pretty coy.Just like the snake in the grass moment, or calling out Abdelaziz for being a brown terrorist.Mystic Mac was lightning in a bottle, win or lose.
>>156512240What? I'm talking about gun calibers.
>>156512214You are talking about the first double champ in UFC history. I would listen the man.
>>156512251coofzat has the worst beard in the game abus has the best noncesars also looks okay i like shara looking like a bum but it's a gimmick beard islam is worse than earlybib better than covidbib i should probably make a tier
>>1565122409 is absurdly big and most women can't take it without pain. ~7 is the sweet spot b.
>>156512349cazza beard tier list?Chills
>>156512331couldn't even beat dustbin poorier nigga
>>156512331he's a cheat
dicklet cope itt
>>156512253Truth nuke from Gooby.
just took my first sip of booze, get ready for things to get wonkist and ariist
Pretty sure Conor will use his underworld connections to bet on himself and throw the fight probably by getting submitted in the 3rd or 4th rd
>>156512424time to go to the nearest airport with your boys
Prime gooby rapes khabib
Prime canor only exists against bantamweights
krylovbros?
The term micro penis implies the existence of an macro penis
>>156512466Disgusting demented raped AGPiglet freak.
S tierabusA tiernoncesaryoung kvatsokwabkalaevpoohsmanB tierislamgreen hoodiepoohmarC tiersharazabitD tiercovid era kvatsogazievE tiercoofzat
>>156512558We don't sign our posts here
>>156512598now make a tier list with pictures.I can't read.
Khabib's first 10 opponents was a real murderers row
>>156512424it's gone get wonky my bruder
>>156512598Is this the order in which you’d like them to pork your mother’s maggot minge?
>>156512635i am far too lazy for that b just about to mix critical 2.0 and critical kush and get some rest
>>156512625Yes we do.Ugly raped disgusting disfigured deformed demented mushy mealy moldy squishy stinky maggoty Somalidaddy pookkake slut.
Connors rant about khabib makes me think he really said those weird things to Ms Hands
revved
>>156512716Rapedbert Pozztaker sadly
alright let's talk mma, what's your left kick
>>156508479 kid got heemed so bad, for a second hos muscle memory thought he was driving a car
>>156512777In the words of Joe Rogan, "fade away inside leg kick".
>>156512758i forgot about that
>>156512777Not much.
HOLY TRVKE
>>156512716Xer boiminge is even more rotted and prolapsed than mine...
>>156512777right here*heems you*
>>156512833Plus GSP also didn't have the courage to go down to 155 for a super fight with Khabib.
gsp would rape conor so hard he wouldn't be able to walk for a month, thoughbeit
Slamdaddy woulda given GSPiglet the Hershey squirts sadly
I be like "That's THE Truth like Brandon Vera" and the Kaufland cashier be like "Wie bitte?"
Hello sir, welco-oh hang on, wait stop w-what are you doing with those knives!! OHHHH NOOO, OIIINNK!!
goat this goat that. but let me tell you something. they would all be humble in the presence of the iceman chuck liddell. every last one.
>>156511799insane seethe
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iM103vKdI5E
>>156512378He is 1-1 against Poirier.
>>156513087i get them like this it's about persistence and sticking to your drills but having a fluid gameplan in the end
>>156513120Time to go to bed grandpa.
>>156513120jones would pick him apart i honestly feel bad saying
>>156512259dude always looks so zesty
>>156512833
>>156513143>>156504788
>>156513200monitor
>>156513103>officer my Pigclitty has squirted >I don’t think it has mate! Chills
>>156504788And? The fight was not over. Why don't you post the parts where he butchered Poirier's legs?
>>156513190jones would pick his teeth up off the ground after that right hand hits him
https://youtube.com/shorts/iUmlkhsr9ns?is=r8XCTOyGbKr-m5S1
>>156513250Kek, got his ass
>>156513285Conor got clocked by Poirier 2 fights in a row bro
>>156510252Just say you don’t understand sports betting anon. It’s ok.
>>156512833>put anderson silva 2nd on the GOAT list huh, didnt expect that from gooby
>>156513323how would beat the range or the clinch of jon
>>156513446he only cares about finishes so it makes sense
>>156513446not so fast!
>>156507871
Wait why is your voice lowkey kind of smoothing?
>>156513200>dubs of truth this has been established as factual, I lament.
ranking every GOAT strictly as better than another is stupid. MMA is too chaotichere are the only S-tier GOATs>Fedor>JonesA-tier GOATs>Andy>AldoB-tier GOATs>GSP (never took a real risk)>KhabibC-tier GOAT>DJ (tiny, very weak weight class at the time)DAWGs>Penn>Sakuraba>Royce>Frankie
>>156513463fuck all that chuck would catch him
>>156512331Listen learn and listen
>>156513542sakuraba is an S tier for his work against the br*zilian menace
finnish pajeet must be gay for bonesy as well, poking fun at that homosexual nigerian freak has the same effect on him as that rage virus on 28 days later
>>156513542>Aldolmao please. Goobert fucking buried that huemonkey midget.
SIXTEEN WINS, WITH TWELVE OF THOSE WINS COMING BYWAYOFKNOCKOUT!
>>156512833Based Goobert.
>>156513614no need to be disrespectful. talking crazy online while being a meek neet irl is cowardiceAldo has had a long and excellent career. it's a phenomenal scalp for Goobs
Fucking jew dana why the fuck did he put the card on the world cup month there is 0 hype
>>156513606have you tried duolingo. Respectfully
I'm surprised Conor hasn't said anything about Poirier incident in the airport.
GSP or as we call him around these parts GSPee was never good
>>156513686Current reformed christian connor doesnt need to
>>156513670I don't respect Brazilian fighters who don't speak English. They're secondaries of the sport.
>>156513682what
Conor will break his arm
>Conor fight week >Page two It's over
>>156513734...when he heems max silly
bros what's your favourite Charles Oliveira quote?Mine is>bubugao mugao fufugao bazhao brasiuHe's such an iconic fighter bros.
You now remember the nina drama meme
do you guys have no friends or other outlets for communication? the desperate wishing for /heem/ to be top of the front page at all times is pathetic icl
>>156513831Ranked German fighters?
>work against the br*zilian menace>got finished by arona, shogun and wanderlei multiple times finnish pajeet can only count to five to be fair, he's probably still raging and pissing his pants about goobs tier list maybe sucking on a swedish cock or something might calm the kid down.
>>156513847famously Dusseldorf-born Ilia Topuria gotta be top 3 at LW
>>156513847Justin Gaethje
>>156513803Sorry man we're all watching the new Jack Slack Boicast
>>156513882Swedish. Try again.
>>156513882he's a former Mexican thoughbeit
>>156513891jack slack is a 5 foot dweeb. you can tell he's bitchmade just by his voice. if he wasn't a faggy little gnome he would've cashed in on a face reveal to get a greater following by now
>>156513918his fazza is a kraut
Conor bros...
Did you say former?
whatever happened to the Spanish GOAT Juan "El Guapo" Espino?
>>156513969lmao I remember when I used to be /fit/.Was this the origin of BRUTAL MOGGINGs?
someone mention shogun?
>>156513847
Maybe we'll meet at a bar, he'll drive a funky eahh
>>156513285anyone with a brain can see the direction that fight was headedalso, ironic to say it was porier whose legs were butchered in that fight
>>156514010Sean Strickland is a anglophone name
You guys think the steroids he did wont help him? Easy win for the goat
>>156513979Did he say former mexican? How does that work?
>>156514001man Jon Jones was such a killer
>>156513542uncslop
>>156514043this was the first time Karate Goob awoke post Maywezzer. He did good that fight until Jolie got in his DM's
>>156514049Call me on the anglo phone
>>156514010joe pyfer top 5hits harder than nganoustrickraped's days are numbered
Sean Rammstein
>>156513992It's funny but alarming seeing how Jews systematically destroy culture and discussion by getting jobs as jannies then just absolutely destroying a board like /fit/ and /o/
>>156514108I don't quite get that one
>>156514130Du Hast
this is unironically a 10/10 pickup line
>>156514119I literally only browse /pol/ for daily news and /heem/ because it's the only thing I'm mildly interested in atp. Every hobby is pozzed and full of faggots and impossible to relate to.Chans are full of bots, jeets, and feds.
>>156514135well i have seen enough case cloused
>>156514194thats corny teenager shit but then again thats why you rate it
Sean Stircland
Justin BögthjiOnly finns and swedes will get this one
Nigger
Sean Stricland
>>156514198you sound mentally ill (and very likely heavily depressed)
>>156514194>tired eyes>dead gaze>acne>fillers>fake ass>snackhe will really stick anything and that's coming from me
Gooby has been known to fuck a vending machine or two
this meme card is taylor made for reddit
justin burgthjionly americans will get this one
>>156514278low-T take
>>156514119/o/ was always glacial thoughbeit.And as an auto enthusiast, fuck the petrodollar and fuck western manufacturers.Cheap chink EVs are unironically the way until the oil lobby crashes and we get hydrogen.The system must collapse.
>>156513980he gregor gillespiemaxxed
Justin PläpthjeOnly swedes will get this one
just se keichi
People are saying that Conor's return is going to be eclipsed by the World Cup but the real eclipse is the real World Cup which is RAF Covington/Tsaryukan
>>156514259basato? basato.
Just in: Gaethje
>>156513969now that bitch has no choice but to fuck the dwarf. a live dog is better than a dead lion you must meditate on this
>>156514263shove it, jamboy. It's absolutely true and you know it. The only reason I can even tell I'm talking to real people on this place is because they're saying shit like gooby, clitty and piggy and raped.
>>156514304am i reading this right? this person is paying 300k for a 2023 gmc pickup truck?
>>156514108You want to make it german?Then it should be Johann Sterkland
>>156514359yeah you need help man. or just waste away. your call
the 'caco is muttlaw posting again, how deeply it wishes it was an united states of american
>>156514362mega motors threads are kino.Nogs are financially illiterate, yes.
>>156514377Ok dude take my job you want me to make coffee for you too?
Conor even if he losses will always have a bigger dick than max
Dana White, Hunter Campbell, Sean Shelby McMaynard, and of course the two guys pulling all the strings behind the scenes R.E. and Emanuel.
Giustino Guacci
>>156514414always? suppose he gets his genitals mauled by a pit bull
>>156514410make a full pot i could take a couple slurps
I nominate Sweden as next OP
>>156514409man i paid $210/mo for a brand new honda and felt like shit. all forms of interest-leveraged financing are a racket
Does Conor have any path to victory besides blitzing Max immediately?
>>156514409gobless America.
>>156514459the takedown will be there
>>156514456>all forms of interest-leveraged financing are a racketused to be a sin
during max's entrance into the arena vs topuria max's wife looked fucking miserable her limp hand in max's gripmade me self-conscious about my 5ish inch penis
>>156514362>>156514409Hey man, he might have gotten a pretty bad interest rate financing but I'll tell you what he couldn't have bought a better vehicle those GMC Sierra are incredible, best money can buy.
Justin I piss on thee
>>156514459Fluke ko, takedown like their first fight, max being shook etc etc
>>156514289tailor*
>>156514467
>>156514491i have a friend who just got a new job. he's making around $215k + per diem now. he's gonna pay $60-70k/yr to rent a new apartment. he's gonna end up shelling out about $200k over 3 years for something he'll never get an economic return onoh, but for "the experience"! yeah. sure dude. let's not invest and compound that $200k instead
>>156514522*pulls up* Fuck you say?
Jugstone Greysteen
it's only gonna get worse btw.Personal autonomy be damned.But I digressMcDADDY will heem Smalloway in round 2
I rescind Sweden's nomination.
>fútboluhhh we don't watch that crap here
>>156514573*pisses on thee*
>>156514587That dude is not repping it for the rest of us homeboys
>>156514513It sucks that in mma dick size is unfairly represented. Fighters with oversized bones and limbs - especially hands - rise to the top. Most of these dudes have giant, thick hands. Not even muscle necessarily just big ass bones. Big thick fingers. You know theyre dicks are big too. Us 5 inchers will always have a hard time watching mma
>>156514490>>156514524Unfortunately it's a 5 rounder. He could probably win a 3 rounder with shooting for TDs
After party will be legendary
>>156514618He meant you
HeemGPT What is Khabib's professional MMA record?
>an united states of american
>>156514638why is his meng fucking always attacking my eyes? It's like he does it on purpose
>>156514638>braces and a cross necklaceyou know she's just the type to hang her head off the bed and let you destroy that throat
>>1565146670-29
>>156514348
This is my truck btw, yeah It's really badass dude like it's pretty freaking sweet
>>156514627i have big thick veiny hands too no correlation
canor will heem
>>156514524>takedown like their first fightI think Conor is bigger but Max looks strong too, maybe he can defend the takedowns.
>>156514667adjusting for flukes it's still a respectable 15-14
i have what i think are fairly small hands but i unironically have an 8" meng
Im gonna be honest. Im watching embedded and some interviews. I see zero fire in conor. He seems on autopilot. Uninspired. Am I the only nigga seein this?
>>156514513ur heeming urself my man
>>156514705I'm a skinny manlet and I have an 8 incher, but of average banana girth thoughbeit. I had hoes call it average and got cucked by most women I was with long term.Bitches are crazy
let the brazilian make it
>>156514759what that means
>>156514744He just wants out of his contract. He doesn't give a fuck about this fight. He said as much on Ariel.
>>156514766ew, no, eugh, what the fuck doo
>>156514490>resorting to takedowns from the opening bellI could see that
>>156514744nigger his dopamine receptors are absolutely shot from years of heavy coke and alc abuse. Not to mention CTE and his narcissism, both of which chemically fuck you up.The only things capable of making him remotely 'happy' is fucking strange (narc abuse towards his wife), and heeming half naked men
>>156514790these problems don't exist in reality. they're just in your mind.
Sometimes life is a coaster on a roll you get me?
>>156514842You think you know everything
>>156514876It's like a stockmarket. It goes up and down, it fluctuates.
>>156514857Croatia says otherwise
>>156514885I'm a former cokehead and a diagnosed narcissist, so yes.
>>>/int/222946966
>>156514940wtf 4chan i typed /sp/
>>156515002>>156515002>>156515002>>156515002>>156515002>>156515002>>156515002
>>156514994This nigga
>>156508798That's not a bet. THIS is a bet.
>Conor fight week>zero promotion>zero discussion
