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Why is he parking the bus?
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he answered the call last night
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retard levels of autism
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He is German. His instinct is to destroy European countries, like Luther, the Prussians, the Nazis and Merkel did.
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>sub off best player and buspark in min 60
El riggi germantini
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He won't hear the end about those subs
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>decided to become Prime Southgate

It's ogre
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>>156807529
What does that mean to park a bus, to give up?
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Should be fired before the end of the match
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>>156808387
I don't see him giving penalties to le three lions yet.
He's still some ways off from going full Southgate.
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>>156807529
hes german, just the usual sabotage
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>>156807529
big sam would NEVER
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what a fucking retard
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>>156808441
>sub your attacker and central midfielders for defenders with 30 minutes left
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>>156807529
Argentina just turned up the pressure to a ridiculous degree.
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you genuinely need to kill tuchel for this, brits
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>>156807529
the whole squad is fucking gassed man
theres nothing left
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>>156807529
This is 100% on him holy shit, when was the last time i saw a coach fuck everything up like this?
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nice Mouyes impersonation
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Miss him yet?
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oh yeah it's over for him, finito
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>>156807529
wait Tuchel asked the players to park the bus?
I think the players are just paid off by FIFA and Argies
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Wow who could have predicted this would happen against the number 1 team when you put 5 defenders on
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>>156807529
Southgate possessed him
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>>156809682
Mourinho can actually defend.
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>>156807529
I have never seen a tactical choke like this in a while
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>>156809805
>subs in two more defenders having a total of 6 on the pitch
>concedes 2 goals
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>>156807529
S
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>>156807529
classic english tactics from the dawn of stupidity
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>>156807529
they really did just quit for 20 minutes
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Not even Simeone could fuck it this badly
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>>156807529
He's retarded
Play a team with a shit defence while you yourself have a shit defence so what's the strategy? Give up the pitch I guess
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>>156807978
>Luther, the Prussians, the Nazis and Merkel
The German Question
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whoa playing ngububall against hwhitegentina?
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Coward. Loser.
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>>156807529
Bus de Dios
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>>156807529
england should have an english manager. can't trust mercenaries he doesn't care about the country just wants to get another club gig
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>>156807529
It's the right decision to defend desu. But he shouldnt have gave the midfield.
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>>156807529
>after all......why shouldn't I park the bus...
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>>156807529
Southgate in disguise
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>>156811566
Both Germany and Japan made the mistake of parking the bus after scoring a goal and ultimately lost
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>>156811584
Kek, not his fault. England was gassed
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>>156807529
>Forwards too gassed to even make it out of our own half
>Under constant pressure for 40 minutes
>Brings on even more defenders
Why did he turn into Southgate?
Rogers looked gassed since the 60th minute
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>Let's just let the world champions do what they want it will be fine.
It was clear as day they were going to lose.
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>>156808441
basically put all your players at the back and just forget about attacking, just defend

its a super lame way to play, and you usually do it when you fish for penalties or when you obtain an early lead you dont think you can extend
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>>156812026
*winks*
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>>156807529
twat wants to be a tactical genius rather than win the fucking game.
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I have never seen a coach destroying a team like this before. He should be fired or if he is man enough he should resign and apologize
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>>156807529
retard
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But why?
I'm just dumbfounded by his tactical changes.
I can't think of a single reason, let alone a good one, that could explain why Tuchel did what he did.
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Peak retard. Idk why yuros do this
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>>156807529
FIRE THIS DICKHEAD
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>>156807978
Sure thing Joao Marx
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>>156807529
.
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>>156807529
autistic kraut and a bunch of pechos. what could go wrong?
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PARK EET *beep*
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>>156807529
he is retarded
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FUCK OFF ENGLAND YOU'RE DEAD TO ME, I WIPE MY FUCKING HANDS OF YOU FUCKING COWARDLY SCUM
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>>156807529
He racist, his thought process was 100% "we are gonna park the bus like with Mexico, they have no chance will try centres and crosses all day"
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>>156807529
he doesn't understand football
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>>156812228
as soon as he took gordon off i knew it was over
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grim
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>Citeh defending
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>>156812948
Low IQ/defeño post
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Famously bad at keeping clean sheets, but decides to park the bus bruh
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>>156807529
He remembered he's a fucking German
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>>156807529
Fucking idiot. Fucking dumb german idiot.
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>>156807529
man I got some extreme deja vu watching the second half

it was like 2018 all over again
englel scores, then withdraws to their own half, then consneeds a goal in the second half and then consneeds another one near the end of the match and then scrambles to equalize and fails
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Was it revenge for the firebombing of Berlin or something?
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>all teams who park the bus against Argentina get demolished
>does it anyway
>get demolished
Deserved.
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>>156809805
Argies are just used for money laundering by global elites because their soccer association is the most corrupt.

Messi is innocent.
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>>156808748
he literally would though that's his specialty but at least he'd hoof some long balls to big harry up front
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>>156807529
BALDING FRAUD
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>>156807529
African teams always fall apart after 80th minute
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less damage for england

imagine if they went to final after luckboxing vs. norway and argies just to lose to spain 3-0
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G E R M A N MANAGER
>takes off all your attackers for defenders with 30 MINUTES left

G E R M A N MANAGER
>takes off all your attackers for defenders with 30 MINUTES left

G E R M A N MANAGER
>takes off all your attackers for defenders with 30 MINUTES left
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>>156807529
Should Mourinho be England's next coach? He clearly will have 2, at least one year of prep time before 2030 and he can actually get the best of out of his midfielders (see Ronaldo and Modric) while playing terrorball.
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>>156807529
Never in history a country deserved to lose so much as that fucking parking lot of a team
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>>156807529
even southgate would sabotage like this
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>>156807529
Welp...
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>>156807529
Threw a very winnable match.
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>>156813518
We don't need to wait that long to get beaten by Spain, they're in our group for the nations league
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Sabotage. It's why you never trust a german, especially if you're an englishman
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>>156813192
aaasco ser guacho
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>>156807529
S A C K E D
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>>156811900
The problem was that he subbed off the crucial midfielders. Against a side like Argentina who can create chances if you leave the midfield to them.
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>>156807529
it was over as soon as he did it

was only a matter of time before they scored and one would always lead to another due to the momentum

switched it off at 65 mins and just watched the text commentary and the inevitable unfold
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>>156807529
Infantino promised him his hair growth meds
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Is anybody going to fucking tell me WHERE THE FUCK SAKA WAS THE ENTIRE GAME? I DONT CARE ABOUT THE OTHER NIGGAS, THE WING PLAY WAS SO FUCKING WEAK FOR ENGLAND. SAKA EVEN IF HE COULDNT SCORE, COULD GET BY THE DEFENDERS, AND PRESSURE LIKE MESSI, ENGLAND HAD ZERO PLAYERS THAT COULD DO THAT. WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT SAKA BEING MISSING???
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>they thought the kraut wasn’t gonna sabotage them from within at the final moment

When you hire a mercenary all it takes is a larger paycheck than your own to buy his loyalty
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>>156807529
>park the bus even before Burn and O'Reilly came on
>lose at the end
fully deserved
if we were a self respecting country, this autistic kraut would be hung drawn and quartered
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>>156812766
wait is sudaca murderball actually just argie chimping?
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Switching from a back 4 to a back 5 killed us.
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funny enough if he had maguire they would 100 percent hold that lead if they parked the bus
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>>156811242
*The Lutheran question
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Is it just me or does parking that bus never work?
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>just let them attack over and over for 30 minutes we will surely slurp home a 1-0 lead
>it worked against mexico!
Will they ever learn?
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>>156814043
Good results, honorable 4th place trophy, he needs 4 more years to build something
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>>156814283
been injured most tournament anon, barely made the games he did feature in
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Trying to park the bus with 30 M I N U T E S of the game left is fucking retarded
He threw this fucking game away
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>>156814414
fucking german spastic, at least southgate is an english spastic
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>>156814668
doesn't work against messi, doesn't work against finesse teams like argentina that can pinpoint shots outside the box
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I don't normally reeeee about the managers but I don't feel like it was the individual players who lost that game, it was a wrong tactical choice from Tuchel.
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Southgate wins that match unironically
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>>156807529
I don't even want to blame InfantiChad for this because Argentina actually played very good but he acted like a double agent of the FIFA coaching England
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absolute substitution disasterclass. as soon as gordon went off for konsa, i turned to me mam and said we are done. then 30 minutes of not even parking the bus, parking the fuckin stadium. the whole point of playing a decrepit unc argentina team is you press them, NOT take off all attacking talent and sit back and stay in your own box and let them pepper you with shots
fucking abysmal. reminds me of the euros vs italy where we did fuck all and let them win. it's in our fucking dna to cuck ourselves
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>>156814668
>lets park the bus against the best attacking team
amazing
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>>156814577
This. Not picking Maguire, Shaw and Bowen was very stupid
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>park the bus on one goal
>for 30 minutes
Name for this strategy?
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german southgate
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>>156814709
I see, so it was over from the start actually
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Do they like each other ?
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>>156811584
They lost because of Messi. Unironically.
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>>156814922
No it was also individuals. They knew Fernandez had been shooting from far all match long yet they gave him the space to score, the entire last 30 mins was pathetic and the entire team should commit ritualistic suicide to remove their shame
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>>156814668
It worked against Mexico when we had 10 men
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They weren't even suffering before the goal. Either he's retarded or he's a double agent willing to sacrifice his public image just to humiliate England.
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>>156814935
He would also have made a better call up decision and wouldn't have brought damn Henderson for locker room vibes.

He lost your best chance for a World Cup in 50 years.
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>>156814922
this, i can only assume he threw the match
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>>156814954
defeated ourselves

at least it wasn't to refball i guess
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I didn't watch the game but looking at the box score and I safely assume that the check cleared at half time and Englel "gave up"
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Bongoloids just have this pathological desire to self destruct when playing soccer. It's there in the background always.
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>>156815346
brother i would have preferred getting vargentina'd instead of fuckin killing ourselves
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>>156815086
Choleada catedralicia
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>>156815086
German
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>>156808748
WE LOVE YOU GOAT
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>>156807529
germans are only good at the start
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>>156815286
It was never going to work against Messi of all people.
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>>156815093
Southgate actually got us to 2 finals though
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we now choose the Taxidermi Animal Tuchel will take home!
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>>156815293
the humiliation happens every time their team walks on the field. I guess they'll just have to bring more gubus next time.
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>>156807529
Bibi told him to
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>>156815086
>>156815512
English srategy, we always do it no matter the manager
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>>156807529
SO THIS IS THE POWER OF GERMAN AUTISM.
IS HE A FUCKING RINGER?
NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT, THE SPERG THREW IT AWAY THEY WERE SHITTING THEMSELVES
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>>156808441
It means that the entirely of your team falls back and defends. Like parking a bus infront of the goal.

Its a valid strategy if there's like 5 minutes left and you're leading and you just don't want to concede.

However, this retard tried to do that with 30 minutes left and just one goal up. Not only that, but he subbed one of his best player and put in two defenders, so when argentina turned the game around and forced england to go on the attack to stay alive, they had more defenders than attackers.

It was probably the most retarded thing a manager has done on this World Cup. He deserves all the hate he's gonna get.
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>cant accept white man getting glory
>take gordon off
maybe if we purge all the white players from the team and replace them with blacks that might help.
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>>156814668
It works for the gayest fucking "elite" teams who get a lead on some shitters they're better than. When Pickford has to bail them out 5 times in 5 minutes and there's still like a whole half to go then you should realize (if you hadn't beforehand) that you can't park the bus against a team who's as good as you. euros can't even figure out their own sport.
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Didn't Germany go out in the first round with a German manager?

>GERMAN MANAGERS
GERMAN MANAGERS
>GERMAN MANAGERS
GERMAN MANAGERS
>GERMAN MANAGERS
GERMAN MANAGERS
>GERMAN MANAGERS
GERMAN MANAGERS
>GERMAN MANAGERS
GERMAN MANAGERS
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>>156815504
refball would have annoyed me even more and covered up and distracted from the tuchel shitshow letting him get away with it, which in turn would have riled me up further
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>>156807529
Because our players are shit?
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>>156815927
Terry Venebles didn't do that
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english cucks won't even boo the argie players when they play in england
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>>156816058
Reminder he left Maguire, Shaw, Wharton, Foden and Bowen at home
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>>156816232
There is no manager in the world who can help England win the WC.
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>>156807529
>subs in 3 defenders specifically to stop any goals
>concedes 2 goals

Retard.
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>>156816881
Certainly not one from Germany on this evidence
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>>156807529
Honestly because argies enjoyed some questionable refereeing, as well as a 2nd consecutive final with Argentina would be kind of boring, I supported England here. Plus finally "coming home" would be an interesting change of things.

But because they nonsensically parked the bus after an 1 goal lead and I watched them play shitty football for a semifinal, following the coaching of Southgate's fanboy, I enjoyed watching Argentina win.
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>>156807529
rigged shit
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>>156816283
maybe you are right, i dunno maybe tomorrow i will wake up feeling different. but atm i will am just irrevocably pissed off that we actively lost another game when the opposing team was there for the taking. losing by that manner hurts me far more than getting fucked over by refs. you can't control that but we could have controlled the last 30 mins of that game
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The moment i saw argentina trying headers with their midget players despite england playing with 5 defenders i knew it was rigged.
Parking the bus 30min before the ending was my first clue but i gave it the benefit of the doubt. Still, expected a better booking for the last 20minutes of the game. This world cup ko stages have wwe tier booking
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>>156814668
Parking the bus only works for Paraguay most of the time
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>>156813033
Serious question, what is the thought process of subbing the best player in the game and the sole goal scorer?
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>>156809738

His England was worse than Tuchel's, and he had an easy group.

Slovakia, Algeria and USA.

And his best player was Heskey lmao
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>>156811584
kek
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>>156817444
brother no one here can possibly answer that question. we all know we fucked it because you just can't park 10 men behind the ball when the team you are facing comprises superior technical players.
to be honest, it's almost impressive we got a southgate repeat with a different manager
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>>156813033
I knew it was when you fielded a team with that many ngubus.
You don't get that autistic i'll-win-even-if-I-die-on-the-pitch you get out of natives.
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Honestly I’d take the bald fraud as England manager at this point desu
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>>156817444
I'm really at a loss,Tuchel surely has to go after this
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>>156807978
lel
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>>156808441
All in on defense. It only works if you're built like a house of bricks (Spain) or the only thing your team is built around (Paraguay)
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>>156817297
>rigged
England went out the same exact way in the last tourney. It's not a rig, it's just pure retardation
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>>156807978
Keyed whitezillian
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>>156814668
If it never works why ever do it? At least go out fighting
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typical German pulling a Barbarossa and fucking things up
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>>156818348
Once someone puts together a length compilation of all the Argentina fouls that didn't even get a yellow people might understand how rigged this was
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>>156807978
kek
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>>156807529
Because he needs to make a quick break for the bus after losing the unlosable.

Was expecting rigging, messi, normal US WC nonsense rigging.
Not this time.
Just shit soccer.
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>>156808748
If big sam can get Bolton wanderers into Europe he could win England a trophy
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At some point you have to blame the bong players too, they instinctually parked the bus right after they scored, full 11 players, with more than 30' left even though they had players good enough to score another one. You could see they were terrified. The german faggot making defensive subs didn't help either of course.
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>>156818340
Or if you're 2-3 goals leading and it's the later stages of the 2nd half.
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Spence and James getting slightly injured also effected the game. The first Argentinian goal Spence couldn’t mark his guy after getting up, and James had to get substituted for Burn.
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>>156808441
You get a line of players on the back line like you've parked a bus.
It's not even effective at this level. Stunning. Argentina just took the opportunity. This isn't junior leagues.
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>>156813518
Losing against spainfar better than. Argentina
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>>156814867
Worked for Chelsea against peak barca
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>>156815086
Arteta
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>>156816371
Not at all, I think your side is the better side this time. Looked better all night.
No fucking excuse. You kinda defeated yourself this time. Unbelievable.

Messi was quiet all night. (might be injured?)
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>>156818620
Blaming the ref for losing a game that was yours to take is pretty silly.
>>156819211
Requires players that can park the bus like Chelsea can/could
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>>156817262
yeah its annoying as only having ourselves to blame only really helps when you actually learn from it - which we don't
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>>156807529
Bus de Dios
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>Play "Prevent" defense
>lose
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>>156812026
it's 100% his fault
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>>156818348
Fifa wanted the South American Champion against the European Champion in the final they casually got it
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>>156819071
>1-1
>parking

You do this maybe at the end of stoppage when 2-3 goals ahead. Why is England like this?
It doesn't even do anything nowadays. It's baffling.
They went from playing like kings to looking like Australia against the US. (because conservative football sucks now)
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>>156819412
It doesn’t matter if it was our fault or the refs fault, all the history books will know is that we lost
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>>156807529
He wanted football to die

Sold it out for some bullshit award or $$
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>defend
>concede 2 goals
>start attacking
>concede 0 goals
makes you think
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>>156819634
I genuiely think there would've been more money in a england - spain final, and a rematch between france and argentina in the runners up match.
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>>156817444
managers have gotten it in their heads that parking is a cheat code for maintaining a lead. and worse, they use every failed example of it as proof that they need to do it more.
>we just didn't park hard enough

the current soccer meta is to concede a goal early to bait the other team into parking, and then just keep attacking until you take the lead
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>>156813222
>>156813226
I'm so sorry you fell for him. I kinda feel bad for you
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>>156819809
Football has clearly moved on from parking buses. They just score from outside the box.
It's ridiculous that they chose to do this at all when most scores this cup have been outside the box. Astonishing.
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>>156807529
>parking the bus
Huh, so there's a soccer term for it too? In American football it's called "prevent defense", and my team's former head coach was notorious for it (most blown 4th quarter leads in NFL history). I didn't watch England vs Argentina, but I'm guessing that England took the lead and instead of playing to win, they started playing not to lose?
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>>156817297
>rigged
Rangeban this shithole, please.
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>>156819665
it's just shooting yourself in the foot and then slowly chopping the other foot off with a rusty hacksaw. i think tuchel just gave up like
>72 minute: konsa for gordon
>82 minute: burn for james
>83 minute: o'reilly for rice
we just gave up any shape and tactical semblance for a hail mary attempt at shutting them out. we were already cooked before enzo scored
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>>156812357
>when you obtain an early lead you dont think you can extend

This is the mentality of European and British cuckolds. Pure cowardice and fear. Hence they ALLOW traitors and Commie plants like cold war spy Kier Starmer to run their government and even cheer it on.

The British cuckold will always be dominated by subhumans because they are too stupid to feel fear.
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>>156820227
It's hard to even call it playing not to lose. They were getting saved again and again by their goalie in like the first 5 minutes of playing "not to lose", they only had to hold on to their 1 goal lead for another 25 minutes of constant attack. Instead of adjusting they doubled down on playing "not to lose" after conceding the tie goal. Really it should have been 4 or 5 to 1 had their goalie not made some great saves.
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>>156820227
Exactly
They absolutely deserved it
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>>156813518
bs, it's the worst thing that happened.
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>>156820227
>I didn't watch England vs Argentina, but I'm guessing that England took the lead and instead of playing to win, they started playing not to lose?
You guessed right
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>>156820227
You have it absolutely correct.

This tactic literally never works in literally any sport and is why Zverev, one of the best tennis stars, lost slams over and over and over until Nadal told him to stop playing like a pussy and he won instantly for the first time after that and was pretty close to a second straight after.

English sports teams give a perfect glimpse into the true cowardice and weakness of the people of England. And a German cuckold because of course, Germany are probably even worse (Zverev is a German).

"Victory belongs to the most tenacious".
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>>156820227
Buses can work, especially if you maintain pressure and control of the midfield, not let the opponent create chances and there's maybe 10 minutes left to play.
The problem is Tuchel gutted their midfield, played 6 defenders with 30 minutes left to go. And Argentina have too much quality that they immediately start creating chances uncontested and eventually score. Then England have no more subs to attack back and it was lanky defenders trying to rough their way into the box.
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THE GAME (THE WORLD CUP) IS RIGGED WHERE TEAM A, AFTER HAVING SCORED THE FIRST GOAL, HAS TO PARK THE BUS AND ALWAYS GIVE THE BALL AWAY TO TEAM B TO TRY AND SCORE!!!!!

IT IS NO DIFFERENT TO T20 CRICKET WHERE FOR A FIXED AMOUNT OF OVERS, THE BOWLING TEAM IS ONLY ALLOWED TO FIELD OUT AND FIELD IN ALLOWING FOR THE BATTING TEAM TO RACK UP RUNS TO JUSTIFY A CHASE WHEN IT'S TIME FOR THE BOWLING TEAM TO BAT!!!!!!!


ENGLAND WASN'T CHALLENGING AND SPITEFULLY GAVE THE BALL AWAY.

ENGLAND WASN'T CHALLENGING AND SPITEFULLY GAVE THE BALL AWAY.

ENGLAND WASN'T CHALLENGING AND SPITEFULLY GAVE THE BALL AWAY.

ENGLAND WASN'T CHALLENGING AND SPITEFULLY GAVE THE BALL AWAY.

PICKFORD WAS IN ON THE RIG AND SPITEFULLY KEPT GIVING THE CALL AWAY.

YOU RETARDS LITERALLY FELL FOR ANOTHER RIGGED MATCH COURTESY FIFA. MADE YOU BELIEVE ARGENTINA MADE A COMEBACK WHEN THE BALL WAS GIVEN TO THEM COUNTLESS OF TIMES, SPITEFULLY, JUST FOR THEM TO EQUALIZE.

THE MINUTE THEY SCORED, ENGLAND ALL OF A SUDDEN DECIDES TO BE ON THE ATTACK.


YOU ARE WATCHING FAKE SPORTS!!!

LOOK AT THE OTHER MATCHES AND YOU WILL SEE THIS EXACT MODEL, EBB AND FLOW.

This is the dynamism of ALL matches. WHY? BECAUSE the WORLD CUP IS RIGGED.
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>>156820227
It's called flooding in AFL and it's already outdated and getting rare now.
Instead, they force pressure on opponents when defending and then rebound with a forward press. Defense has become an offensive tactic now and many goals are scored on rebounds. Fremantle used to be shit at it, now they're like one of the best and are top of the ladder.
They used to just flood and hold it in defense and it was bad.

In Lacrosse that's called a break (soccer calls it that too) when you rebound fast from defense and it's a key scoring tactic. But you also don't just park, you gotta put pressure while in defense or they just score from outside your "zone". That's what happened with England today. 50s tier soccer tactics killed them. Killed Australia this cup too.
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>>156807529
>Why is he parking the bus?
He's balding badly, he thought he could save his hair if he parked the bus but lost both the match and his forehead.
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>>156820806
it's just a way to control the outcome of the game. it's rigged and tuchel is involved
>>156820815
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>>156820276
It doesn't matter if they were cooked, they had to be more offensive because otherwise the defense simply would not work.
And that's just what happened.
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>>156818812
It was clearly an instruction from the dugout
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>>156815086
Siege of Berlin
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>>156820953
It's called RIGGING, FAKE, MOULIN ROUGE, DOG AND PONY SHOW, BREAD AND CIRCUS. WAKE THE FUCK UP!
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Right in the middle of the fucking road
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao4bQvEXiXc
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>>156821137
ye i'm not disagreeing with you
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>>156813551
Yeah, England's issue was they weren't parking the bus enough, clearly.
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Pickford kept SPITEFULLY giving the ball away. Ask yourselves why.
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>>156820953
in other words, a basketball fast break. a normal and routine tactic. basketball 101 is to play hard D specifically to force a turnover and a fast break to the bucket.
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>>156820953
Interesting perspective from another sport. I'm not much a tactician myself but just watching so many games you can see that letting opponents control the midfield and attack with impunity was never going to work unless there's a big mismatch between the quality of the 2 teams or there are little time left on the clock.
Although defending in the modern way require a high level of fitness and discipline too
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>>156811519
Literally, factually this.
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>>156821590
Parking the bus and playing counter attacking are not quite the same. They're both defensive tactics but parking the bus assumes you don't really even try to score. Just turtle.
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>>156818998
They should've seen the warning signs when Argentina was spamming crosses/headers that Pickford was able to save initially. Kane/Bellingham were non-entities but it's not their fault
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I’m sorry, Britbros. That was absolutely BRUTAL
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>parks the bus against the one team that always, ALWAYS manages to score in the last minute
Sure sure everyone magically becomes a retard when playing against riggi of course
Just give the cup yo Argentina already
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>>156821987
it's okay bro. anyone is allowed to laugh at us right now
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>>156820806
zverev won because the top players were unjured or eliminated, also nadal is the definition of a bus parker, he only dominated the most defensive type of surface in tennis, and maybe that's also why zverev won, because it was clay.
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>>156821222
Rigging or cowardice, does it matter?
The reason they lost is still the same.
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>>156821863
I was comparing it to the AFL thing he was describing. the basketball equivalent to parking the bus would be trying to box the offensive team until they got a shot clock violation. which, if any NBA head coach suggested such a strategy, he would be laughed right out of the office.
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Can we finally admit that trying to rely on a tap-in merchant at national level has been a recurring mistake for the last 4 tournaments now? It doesn't work at national level.
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>>156807978
This. I'm surprised a non-European gets this, it's basically a "you have to live near them to understand" thing.

It also predates the Russian mass rapes so it's endemic, though obviously that probably made it even worse.
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>>156822121
Those are the rules of the game. It is to be played like that in order to stir up sensationalism and emotional responses.
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parking the bus and countering is one thing but just subbing in infinity defensive players and playing them out of position in the biggest match of their life against the best team in the world is what a little kid would do playing vidya
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>Argentina keeps going down so jews can get +1000 odds and make a killing on the bets
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>>156822099
Checked. I won’t laugh; I feel for you guys like I felt after the US got its ass kicked by Belgium, but this was far worse. I am sorry.
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>>156817297
do you guys even have soccer down there?
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>>156822347
It just doesn't work ay. That might have worked maybe 50 years ago, but not anymore.
Then again, the wc has been using some ancient tactics and I've been sorta amused by it. They rely on paying players to win games nowadays rather than better strategies and it's really starting to show now. NFL and AFL just cannot do that, rely on the mere skill of a Brady or something.
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>>156822582
It was +1400 right before Argentina scored their first goal. Pretty nice payout.
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>>156822545
I don't even think a little kid would be that stupid and passive. far more likely is he'd go all strikers (including pulling the goalie for a striker) and telling them to "fuarking SEND IT"
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>>156822714
You can see the rig happening in real time too when they get the crunchiest odds the England coach subs people into bad positions and they immediately consneed
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>>156822591
yup
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>>156822582
>betting against Argentina
their match against Egypt should've been your wakeup call.
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>>156822806
Argentina is the next “Israel,” isn’t it?
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>>156822984
A lot of israeli attention there and the president is trump and Netanyahus boy
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>>156817297
Nah the players and coach just panicked I think. Our side used to pull stupid shit like this too early out of panic and it always punished us.
I don't think you understand how fast and cut-throat the game is at this level. You're on thin ice at all times and it can just make really poor decision making.

Reminds me of Dean Cox was West Coast trying to slow down play against Sydney in like 2007 and we lost that game nearly immediately. Don't think we've done that again since. Cox was so mad at himself.
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>>156823023
Funny how it all worked out so perfectly for them
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>>156820253
Let me guess, para el peru las malvinas siempre argentinas(?)
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>>156823112
Im just surprised they were that bold to rig it for a repeat
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In cricket, T20, specifically, the first 10 overs dictate that the bowling team is permitted to set its fielders anywhere it wants. For the 11th to 20th overs, the bowling team has to position its fielders where the umpires and the rule makers stipulate. This, according to the officiates, keeps the game balanced and creates excitement for the chase. Similar has been done to football. The dynamism sees the the first team to score having to defend until the team that is down equalizes, or until a mandated time. There is no free flowing game anymore. The bets determine the application and affectation of "the rules".
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>>156823252
They seem to give no fucks anymore about people noticing things. This is something to pay attention to. YouTube comment sections are like 2011 /new/.
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>>156822984
THIS
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>>156809738
He just wasn't suited to international management. Still one of the best club managers I've ever seen, his record speaks for itself.
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Revenge for Dresden
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>>156812766
>coaches for shitty south american teams are paid more than scaloni
jej
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>>156819211
Argies dont play tiki taka coq. All their opportunities came from long range shots or crossing. Pep barca almost never did that.
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>>156823509
I've noticed that too. They give zero fucks about being called out on some bullshit nowadays. I wonder if it's intentional because they definitely have the power to curb it.
I doubt they just allow it for free speech reasons. Not with modern public relations tactics.

Then again, maybe they've changed.
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>>156807978
El riggi germanotti...

This is why Italy was bribed to not qualify
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>>156808441
go full defense and waste time and give up on putting pressure and creating goal scoring opportunities
in some matches it works, obviously not this one
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>>156823509
They did some jew math and realized if they just import a bazillion more indians it wont matter cause theyre easy marks and operate collectively like a 2004 6th grader just completely ignorant and brainwashed. Super easy to sell pradeep this shit while simultaneously paying him minimum wage to go be a human bot somewhere and since he doesnt eat meat or go out he just collects his moneys saars and bets the big game!!
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Someone please explain why after more or less controlling the game for 60 minutes and going in front, the tactical mastermind decided "let's start playing to Argentina's strength"
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>>156807978
If you want to make an omelette you’re going to have to crack a few eggs
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>>156823818
It is certainly curious. Two or three years ago, people would be banned for life for saying things that they now say openly.
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>>156823955
Because he got the call that Argentina had gotten all their bets from israel and he needed to lose the game
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>>156823851
I heard his plan for the final was to just get every player to stand in a semi circle in front of the goal
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>>156823928
The old Camp of The Saints playbook. It seems to be pretty effective.
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>>156820806
who dares wins
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>>156812766
>Gareca
>Batista
>Spaletti
>Bielsa
>Martinez
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>>156808441
Its the Italian way, but current Argentina is very Italian in spirit so it didnt work on them lmao
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>>156822118
Winning is what made him stop being a cuckold bitch and immediately he almost beat Sinner at Wimbledon. Obviously Sinner mogs him so he lost, but for once he lost due to being mogged rather than due to being a pussy bitch.

Zverev will win another slam now because he has stopped being a cuck.

Cowardice never wins ever. It is guaranteed failure.
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>>156824358
he lost because he couldn't win a point when his opponent was down
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>>156823955
I don't know the real answer, but I think this is something to consider: He truly underestimated Argentina. He wasn't impressed with ARG's performance so far and said to himself:
"We are England! We aren't Cape Verde or Egypt, we are much better and we can hold them with 5-4-1! Argentina only beat Switzerland because of the sending off anyway."
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Haha what if we let Messi take 30 set pieces in the second half surely nothing will go wrong
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>>156823127
Te guste o no te guste el resultado no puedes ser tan retrasado para creer esto >>156817297
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>>156820227
doesn't even fucking work in my favorite sport: hockey
if you attempt to park the bus you're gonna get fucking raped by the inevitable penalties and/or getting fucked by a good advanced forecheck strategy from the other team
for this particular match:
i think Tuchel got a nice payment yesterday, his actions can only be explained as self sabotage and huge sums of money involved
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>>156816004
They can it "turtling" in hockey, which maybe you'll see with 3 minutes left. There's also the "prevent" defensive formation in NFL football you might see the last 2-3 plays in a game (and famously backfires nearly half the time bc pro athletes can do crazy shit with uncontested time and space and ability to pass it at will to their most explosive offensive players). Argentina famously got shelled at will in a range war against the UK navy over the Falklands, this was the sports equivalent but the sheller and shellee countries being flipped.
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>>156824603
Wasn’t that are fair assessment to make? Argentina should have absolutely lost one of those three matches.
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>>156824894
>loves hockey
>gayest team in the sport no less
Yikes. Considering yourself lucky the Soilers and Kangz imploded or else the Sharts would be a 5th place team, 4 on a good day
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>>156824926
Yes the moment youve gone into prevent D against a good team and you aren't up by something insurmountable you've just told the other team to shoot you right in your warm pink belly
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>>156813551
>Should Mourinho be England's next coach?
I wouldn't hire that washed cunt to drive the fucking coach
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>>156824112
speaking of, i really should fucking buy that book already on my next amazon spree, they didn't censor it at all for the rest of us
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>>156807529
i really wonder what the fuck happened to him after dortmund

i want dortmund tuchel back

i guess people change
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>>156825048
i just shared a cute moment anon, my favorite team are the Panthers but don't tell anyone over at /hoc/ ok? i just can't help myself from rooting for the goat of Finns
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>>156825132
Oh wow, I thought that “novel” was over $1000 for a copy, lmao
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>England were stuck at the back of the bus in the last 30 mins
This is why diversity fails.
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I hope one of the press with testosterone in his blood just straight up asks "what made you decide to become a coward after one single goal and 40 minutes left?"

This pussy beta male needs to explain himself. Even people with zero soccer knowledge at the bars thought he had done something clearly idiotic when seeing the opposing team just take ten billion shots at goal uncontested while we just stand around the goal trying to keep every single shot away.
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>>156825359
nah you're just cucked by the jews in your country
life is pretty free down here, being a China vs US economic fightzone means none of them get to install kikes permanently and subvert all our institutions
...which is happening in Argentina as we speak, they might as well be renamed Israel 2 at this point
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>>156825533
Checked, well said and observed
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>>156824878
Desde que se cancelo la finalissima el guion era bastante obvio. Desde que salio la convocatoria de españa y pusieron a nombres como ferran y eric garcia solo por ser del barcelona quedo aun mas claro. Así como hace 4 años nadie aceptaba el regalo a argentina y hoy todos los ven, en 4 años recien se daran cuenta que todo este teatro fue para que yamal no sufra por toda su carrera las dudas que tuvo messi por no ganar nada con argentina.
Tiene 10 años para que el barza robe una champions y lo pongan como el mejor
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>>156825724
don't forget Gavi, literally did fuck all the entire WC
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>>156825724
I just tore a muscle physically cringing after reading your dumb shit, consider never posting again.
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>Argentina just keeps subbing on strikers
>hmm should I take advantage of their weakened defense and score more goals?
>nah fuck it riggi needs his cucktini
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>>156825724
pendusister btw
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>>156807978
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You can't stop the bus when you're not Italy or Spain against a world class team.
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>>156826581
Nah nobody can do it now. As commentators said:
>so many shots are simply outside of the box now that it's an ineffective strat now

It's like 3 pointers in bball, they're just becoming more common.
Beckham arguably started the trend decades ago though.
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>>156807978
the nazis tried to save these lands, though. and the prussians helped create one of the greatest countries in history.
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>>156818620
argentina's specialty is dirty football. they wore england out mentally and physically with the fouls. the ref let it go in the first half but then cautioned argentina, especially simeone, that they were on thin ice. by then, kane was finished and the team collapsed. in the final, the ref has to book argies early and often or it will be a repeat of today's game. the shit they got away with in the first 45 minutes was astounding.
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leave the bus parking to the pros. you go play your titty caca with your 10 billion pound ngubu squad
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>>156816058
The worse it makes things the more they'll do it. That's the entire point.
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>>156827492
>in Portugal
>against Portugal
Damn.
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>>156808441
quote from some English manager what to do to prevent the other team from scoring. He said we could park our team bus in front of the goal.
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that didnt make them lose the game. bellingham made them lose the game.
>poking the bull
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>>156818620
The ref didn't call multiple fouls against the bongs and a guy got a fucking yellow for shirt pulling. The only guy in the entire tournament to get a card for that
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>>156820288
This is why Europe is mocked by every relevant country
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>>156826178
Toma un relajante muscular negro porque el domingo posteare aun mas cuando yamal, pedri y todo los zoomers del uefalona hagan un estupido baile de tiktok mientras sostienen la copa del mundo
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>>156829044
mourinho came up with the phrase
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>>156820227
>they started playing not to lose
No, that didn't happen
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>>156830198
Not that anon, but what would you call it then?
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If I were playing for England I would have called the German guy a faggot and just scored enough points to win the game
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>>156830278
I don't know what I'd call that but I certainly wouldn't call it playing not to lose, they were begging for it
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>>156830566
I don’t understand, I’m sorry. What team was begging and for what?
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>>156807978
Nazis tried to save them, Jew-lover.
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>>156816071
>against a team who's as good as you
Englel never was and will never be as good as Argentina.
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>>156807978
based huestorian
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>>156817905
Worked for Paraguay against Germany, and almost against france, as well.
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>>156826556
4chan doesn't like to admit it
but for us yellow people, the Japanese are exactly like this too.

We need to do something about the Japgermanic question. They are very alike in nature so they need to both be dealt with simultaneously.
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>>156825533
> Jews fleeing to the whitest county in South America now that North America and Europe are getting mutted to hell.
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>>156807529
his team panicked and turtled after scoring, despite his instruction to keep pushing for another. upon seeing that his team of english lions were too weak-minded for that strategy, he pivoted and brought on defenders. every year the english scapegoat their manager when it is the mentality of their players that lets them down. time and time again.



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