Me?.........31
paki thread, not sports
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39We WILL qualify
>>156828004You are a young man, m8.
>>15682800422. Should I just kill myself?
>>15682800439
>>156828044unironically what has Italy's problem been when it comes to the World Cup in recent times?
>>15682800446.
>>15682800431 also.Fucking hell that's grim
>>156828004hopefully dead
>>156828004Same
>>1568280041463
>>15682800448... Fingers crossed
>>156828004>Mbappé will be 31 next world cupHoly shit I swear he was the little kid who won it just a few years ago in... 2018...
45. It's over.
>>15682800433
WC should be every 2 years now, theres no excuse to wait that long.every 4 years i have like a new divorce and new wife and identity
...37... 37... 37... 37
>>156828004fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>156828004>30owari da
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Age is just an arbitrary number. At least a tree has rings. Humans have masonic mathematics etc. Just hinders living life is what it does. I will be 39.
>>156828109Choking>2018 went to play off and lost to Sweden narrowly>2022 failed to beat Switzerland and finished second in the group going to the playoffs againFor added detail because it's needed, they drew 0-0 in the first match with Jorginho missing a pen, the second and more important match that would've guaranteed a WC place they got a 90th min and... Jorginho missed that too>In the playoffs everyone was so focused on a potential Portugal vs Italy match if they both won their first match, except Italy went and lost to North Macedonia conceding a 90th min goal>2026, buttblasted by Norway in the group finishing second and playoffs yet again>Lose to Bosnia on pens after missing two
Also the people posting early to late 20s, calm the fuck down. XDLOL
>>156828585It's not if you are a woman or worse...POOR
>>156828004im not going to be alive to see the next world cup
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>>15682800432
>>156828585Thank you, wise samurai
>>15682800462
>>1568284461996?
40, damn unironically been here like 20 years almost
>>156828004deceased
>>156828004I'll be 25 and probably khv still, it's over for me
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40>>156828708same, god fucking damn itI just want a normal life, a wife, kidsWHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO MEWHY MEWHY WHY WHY
>>156828034Shut up cheesy taco bellend.
>>156828728You think there were posters here last World Cup that are dead now?
40 it is truly over for me.
26!Got my whole life ahead of me!
>>156828729you'll be 30 and wonder where your twenties went...
>>156828369wanna have sex just to feel something?
>>15682800434
32. i wanna fucking die
Why do so many old millennials post here holy shit move on with your lives
>>15682800429 and I'll still be a virgin. I've been thinking about signing up for seminary but I don't think I'd make a good priest.>I could bless the NT if I become a bishop
>>156828767Almost certainly yes. In general, you have almost certainly interacted with, seen, replied to many posters on this site that have since died, depending on how long you've been posting here and how often you interact.
>>156828826you shouldn’t even be here faggot zoomer it’s our website
>>156828826You're here FOREVER.
>>15682800438
>>156828826No where to move on to
>>15682800433, the same age Jesus died
>>156828767100%
>>15682800423
>>156828826Everywhere else is worse
>>156828044>>156828105I will also be 39
33...>kill me pete
>>156828945MODS
>>156828004>le time is passing by faggot postfuck off
>>15682800426, funny how this is the first time in my lifetime Norway has qualified
>>156828826I have been here for 17 years anon I will be here until either I die or the site dies.And you bet I will be fighting tooth and nail to be the last successful post if it's the later.
30.
25.Any advice from oldfags?
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kane will score and so will you
38...
>>156829132leave this site while you can, or else
>>15682800430. yeah it looks like it's over but at least I'll have my degree and hopefully be working on the next one by then.
>>156829132You'll get used to it.
>>156829132Travel
>>156828826>I discovered 4chan thanks to TwitchPlaysPokémon Helix posts>February/March 2014>I've been here for over 12 fucking years.Kill me.
>>15682800431. The worst part is that I’ve been on this dogshit site since I was 13 and I know I’ll still be here by then
>>156828767I'll be dead by the next World Cup. Maybe when England plays during that tournament you'll remember me for a minute.
>>156828004fucking ZOOMERS
>>156829132Exercise 20 mintutes every day and brush teeth every day. At least go for 20 minute walks outside.
32, but I'll kill myself this year
>>156828683Ye, and I've been here since 08even though I shouldn't have had to
>>156829132leave
>>156828004i dont want to say the number but starts with a 4
32 it's over bros
35 almost 36...
>>15682800428
>>156828099You're practically a fetus.
>4chan is all uncs
>>156829337Link?
>>156828853I've been here since 2008 and that thought never crossed my mind. Kinda grim.
>>156829265I will, fren, I will.
>>15682800446
I don't wanna turn 30 bros. I don't want to become an unc. I don't even feel fully like an adult. Fuck this gay world.
>>156828826Came to this faggot site in 2007 and never left. You wont ever leave either, you are here forever.
>32>Still a KHHVGenuinely might kill myself if I don't have sex by 30
>>156829132Don't fall for the 'don't interact with normies' type of shit like I did, just go out and have fun It's crazy how much you can get away with during your 20s.Obviously, I'm not telling you to go illegal shit.
>>15682800438Holy fuck, I'm getting older!
>>156829337do not
>>156829524Just get a prostitute and accept your fate lil nigga. I’ve been banging escorts since I was 16 and I don’t regret it
>>156828044If you don't pick a new national sport.
>>156829443Death is something that rears it's head more frequently and subtly than we realise. Even in my real life, someone that I was acquainted with, a man older than myself, died only a few days ago. I've seen so much death. The idea that I've probably interacted with at least a dozen people on this site that have died by now makes all the sense in the world to me. Life is fleeting. It seems as though we are immortal until death appears like dawn light after a long night.There will be those in this thread, even those smug in their relatively younger ages, who will be cold and rotting in the Earth before the first kick off of the next World Cup.
>>156828826chans are millennial culture like doomscrolling tiktok is zoomer culture
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>38
>>156829729Amen.
>>15682800441
>>15682809924 for me, yeah bro its over. the sooner you accept it the better
>>156829306>
>>15682800430. Though I've already given up hope for England. Only my grandparents are old enough to have seen victory.
37Will I even be alive then?
>>156829974the real shame is bottling the Euros twice tbqh
>>156828004yeah me too, I'll be married next yearthis is it for me lads, my last run of shitposting
>>156829132I'll be 43 in four years bro and been on this shithole since 2003. The ride never ends
>>156830053>He thinks getting married is going to save himI've seen anons with sons and daughters post here, there is no escape.
twentysix
I assume it will be played in summer so 37don't be afraid of aging guys, the only thing that is holding you back is your mentality, if there's something wrong with your life, start working towards improving it now. I was an alcoholic, virgin (kinda), jobless, poor idiot in 2018. I stopped drinking, god myself a good job, a house and a wife.
>>156830068I respect you OG niggas brah, been here since the start of this site, still here. Who knows how long until we get shut down. I'll be here until it does.
>>156830178THERE IS ENOUGH MENTALITY HERE TO BOTTLE IT
>>156830047Don't worry, mate. We're hosting the Euros in 2028 so no doubt we'll slurp to the final and lose to the first big team we play. Making it 3 bottlejobs.I'll predict one further. We get to the final and will lead by 2 goals. Only to bottle it and get KOd on penalties.
>>15682800444
>>156830068I'll be 38, were literally here forever.
>>156828004Same..
30 years
37Good news is that the World will end in 2028 due to nuclear holocaust so I won't have to watch another Mexico World Cup match
>>156828004Apparently the average 2chan user is in their 40's. I wonder if that will be 4chan one day.
>>156830140I must escape, but at the same time this is my largest addiction4chan is like crack, I love it so much
>>156828004Dead and gone, brother
>>156828826/our site/. we discovered 4chan when there was a certain innocence to it
>>156828826Unironically this is the best remaining site on the internet for me. The drooling argies on spee are still infinitely more pleasant to deal with than any twitter poster for example
I'll be 38 if I don't get the courage to kill myself before then. I'm the biggest loser on this board, I haven't accomplished nor achieved anything and I've completely given up on life.
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>>156830818Yeah at least when we troll each other it's to actually piss each other off or banter. Twitter is literally just making up shit so you get paid money, not for fun.
People in their 30s we were all there for 2014...
>>15682800425seeing these other replies makes me feel like I'm a bit too young for here
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>>15682800437>>156828826Travel or leave 4chan unironically
Thread more cursed than anything on /x/ or /b/
>>156833101There is nothing more terrifying than the passage of time. No larp tier bullshit on /x/ can compete with the horror of sheer mundane reality.
>>156830378>>156832442Based fellow 1993er
>>156833206>There is nothing more terrifying than the passage of timeNothing could be more true
>>156828826>Just migrate to Reddit/TikTok/X where I have to submit my ID to post.When they shut down 4Chan I will permanently leave Internet sans paying bills and book flights.
>27I'm go fucking old...
>>15683196244 in Japan is like 24 in US.
laughing at all the old people in this thread
>>156833567So you'll be the age I am now. I tell you this, don't waste the time you have. I won't. Be comforted that I am four years ahead of you and I haven't given up.
>>156833702And you'll be there before you know it. The rot comes for us all.
>>156833702You'll be old one day too, better change your weeb ways.
51, but surely i commit suicide or die from terminal cancer before then
>>156829340Bro you've already witnessed 2022 victory.Fuck you might MIGHT just witness back to back wins next Sunday.Part of me envies you for being 4 years younger, then again the late 90s were absolute fucking kino as a small kid.Kino 1992 millennial until I die.
fucking 28. to anyone younger than me in this thread do yourself a favor and get your shit together early. i would kill to be 23 again. too many parents just shelter or let their kids do whatever the fuck instead of teaching and cultivating skills to actually maneuver relationships and the real world. then youre in a race to play catchup with everyone else once the blur of your teens finally fades and the panic sets in leaving your early 20s as it dawns on you how fundamental those years truly were, slowly your mind will start going "fuck fuck fuck" as 30 approaches more and more and every birthday leaves you more bitter than the last.
>>156829132>Any advice from oldfags?Yes. This>>156829237>Traveland this.>>156829330>Exercise 20 mintutes every day and brush teeth every day. >>At least go for 20 minute walks outside.t.48
>>15682800434I bet will still be a khhv loser. No money, nothing going for
89 or dead
>>156829237And miss out on investment compound interest? The opportunity cost of traveling is just not there man
>>15682800430...
>>156834061I talked to this British guy on the bus a few times my last semester of collegeHe told me to just get on a train and go somewhereKinda hard in this economy desu
>>156834089holy. hope you are still around by then
>>156828826I have taken 2, 4, and even 6 year breaks. Always end up back here. Been on this site since 2009, and its always a different board. Somehow I landed on /sp/ as an older guy in my early thirties. Don't have a wife, kids or a career.
>>156828826>summerfags never fucked offThis is why most of the boards are shit now.
>>156834281Are you saying you don't have a wife kids or career or advising us not to
>>156834343I'm basically saying I'm on here because I have nothing better to do at my old age. Every time I did take a break was because I thought life was getting better until it kicked me in the nuts
>>156834281>>156834392How old are you now anon
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>>156834281>"older guy">early 30scan you not please
>>156828826when we were young this place still had some vague cultural relevance, if you're a zoomer on 4chan in the big 2026 you may as well just chop your cock off right now
What will we call 2030?PMS?
>>156833702why would a zoomer even be herego get groomed on discord bitch ass faggot
>>156833702kusogaki...
>>156828826Because I've been a complete failure for my entire life and have nothing to move onto. I'm 34 and god willing I will kill myself before the year is over. I can't take this anymore.
>>156833390>>156832442>>156830378So many 1993s, truly a haunted year
>>156833696I don't get it. (・_・;)
>>15682800441Grim
>>156828044basedcan't believe we have made it twice without Italy
>It's over: the thread
>>156829920Me too!
>>156828826there's just nothing like itI'll probably drop all social media once 4ch is gone
>>156828826Dang I just realized…I’ve been posting since 2012
32 and still not caringso much giving up in this thread it's upsetting to seeI am finally getting my life togetherlanded an actual career beyond the wagie void and dropped 60lbs (27.2kg) over a few months with the plan to drop another 40
>>156834637This sub-generation of 1996 to 1992 are the most unfortunate people on earth
43 and since I'm American, I still wont care.
Maybe 25.
>>156835052Fair enough.
>>156829132>get your shit together career wise>get in shape, harder to do so while you are 30, don't abuse alcohol no matter how much anons shill it, it takes its toll sooner or later>get laid, with as much as 18~20s, it becomes harder when you are 30>get a hobby (not anime, vidya and other cope """hobbies"""), preferably something outdoors that doesn't involve screens, normie friendly, that is an useful skill to have and even better if it's something that makes you grow as a man >don't become terminally online>never think it's over, it's unironically all in your mind, become /strongmind/, read books and develop good habitsyour 20s are fucking gold, don't waste emI think most 30+ anons here would sacrifice one ball just to be able to go back to having 25 again
>>156829729Truth
>>156833702I just feel bad you are wasting your early twenties in this shithole and (even worse) watching vtumors
>>156835099>I think most 30+ anons here would sacrifice one ball just to be able to go back to having 25 againNo way, fag.
>>156828004I'll never tell
>>156828004>33fuck
>>156834941Good work on losing all that fucking weight. Not easy to do
>>156828826what part of the internet will you be on in ten years
>>15682800432(if i don't kys by then)
>>15682800434, my unborn child will be 3 (just found out we're expecting)
... 38Still mourning 2010
>>156835099>34 years old currently>did none of these thingsYeah, it's almost incomprehensible how miserable life can get. Don't do it anon.
>>15682800430Wish me luck anon, shit was so difficult at the moment.I thought about ending it, but suicide is so fucking cringe when you think about it.Not to mention i have to take care of my father who has ckd. It become gigacringe
I'll be 30. Its so grim how I've wasted my 20s. 2020-2022 was cucked by COVID then I made no effort in 2023-2026 to do something besides rotting in my room. I cant believe I wasted this much time lol. My whole 20s this far has been incredibly forgettable
Im gonna be 41 and it will still not get coming home
>>156835359Congrats cunt
>>156835181I left the trades around 25-27 to try getting into LE I spent 4 years working a shitty job in security so I can have relevancy in my resume only to be permanently disqualified by my agency of choice after many attempts. Stupidest fucking decision I ever made.
>>156835359congratulations anon, fingers crossed for a healthy non-retarded child
>>156835099>I think most 30+ anons here would sacrifice one ball just to be able to go back to having 25 againi would sacrifice both balls and maybe my left hand
>>156835029We really are, we really are.>>156835359Nice
>>156835359Do you own a house?
Come on anons play your national team and bring it home.
29. 25 now and have accomplished nothing. I can't do anything....
>>156828004Probably dead years old
>>156829132>25I think my athletic abilities peaked at 27. After that, endurance and strength got harder to upkeep.After 35 you start to get a preview of health problems. Even if you are health conscious (don't binge on goyslop, alcohol, drugs. Didn't get the vax etc.) you'll still have to deal with annoying health stuff that will affect you daily until you die.I'm married w/ keeds so I'm constantly stressed and have no time or money, but I heard from single anons that the loneliness really kicks in after 40. So there's really no winning past a certain point.Just don't waste the next decade online
>28>still havent graduated from my majorat this point I have around 10 years in collegeI genuinely have no gas anymore, seeing fresh out of school kids and people in early 20s unironically making it just fills me with dreadI am considering getting a job and forgetting about college for now. My mother would be devastated about me dropping college but I feel like a waste of oxygen right now
>>156835642Bro how do you spend 10 years in undergrad what the fuck
>>15682800441Oh no
>>156835642Keep going man I believe in you. Do it for your mother.
>>156835563Caesar said the same thing at 32 when he saw the statue of Alexander.Life is not easy. But a body can always move and a man find his way. You'll have to forge yours somehow italybro.And don't be afraid to ask for help from those you trust if you are lucky to have such people in your life.If it's not getting responses for a job, a tip is to they/them that shit, make up unverifiable nonsense in your CV and find something in HR. The best HR people were guys
>>156835226thanks broit wasn't easy and it will be even less easy to replace it all with muscle but even after essentially wasting my 20s and still seeing the light at the end of the tunnel has led me to sincerely believe that we all truly can make it
>>156835516Technically the bank owns it
>>156828004I will be 43. For all you young niggas: For anyone 18-30, 2026 is the best world cup you have seen up until this point. 2014 was really good thing, but some of you may have been too young to appreciate 7-1. For me, I fear I've seen 2 incredible tournies that can never be lived up to. 14, the 22 final, and the entirety of 26 is something to behold.
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>>156835426Dickhead you are 26, you can reinvent yourself right now if you care enough to.
>>156828004I will be 40 and will either be working as a speech therapist or dead because this masters really is my last throw of the dice, but at least I'm fucking two different fat women rn
>>156835911Go well anon, I had a speechie as a kid and it really helped me
>>156835780Well, regarding muscle, at least you have experience with high calorie intake.In all seriousness, getting into a sport once you're down the weight would be a good idea. I personally do swimming which does good cardio and buildsgood physique. Just take care of yourself and don't get injured. We all gotta make it somehow
>>15682800435 which makes me feel old, but what makes me feel even older is that my eldest son will be 16.
>>156835911a male speech therapist? and youre not gay?
>>156835658got depressed, skipped/failed a few years so had to repeatyeah, it's embarrassing, that's precisely one of the reasons I want to give up. I feel like a failureeveryone can tell you are a fucking 30 years old in a mostly early 20s class
