Ddp Got Heem
Usdaddy had DDPiggy running for xher life at the end. Xhe was gassed out while Daddymaru was still fresh and in raping mode.In a 5+ round fight Dricpig would be spitroasted by his BBC.
Uhh ohh pig posters are in shambles
Talk normal
Dricus du Plessis is undefeated against blacks.
Picks 16 winsUSA x5Canada x4NetherlandsGermanyEnglandKuwaitRomaniaNorwayIreland
yeah I might kick my own ass for picking marty
I am the /heem/lord
>can't heem a 39 year old welterweight yep seandaddy owns that boer bussy
Was it self defense?
fianld
If DDP fought his entire career like that I would never have boyed him. I really hope he doesnt make this cautious fightstyle his main one going forward
Everything I thought abour Dricus was proven correctLiterally all you need is a rear hand. Just a straight punch with your rear hand. Every time Usman actually threw a cross it got Dricus' attention immediately. If he had simply listened to Whitman, stayed behind his jab, and kept his punches straight instead of going ape shit with looping shots, he would have won.I say this with 0 irony or hate in my heart, Imavov may actually kill Dricus if they fight
>>156926920I'm not gooning to her pits
Usman used the same technique he did in the first Colby fight, faking a foul after getting rocked
Kamaru trying to act like he didn't get concussed
>it was an off night>He poked me>I won roundsSo let me get this straight, POOsman once again got to fake fouls, stop the action, and the only reason he's standing is because Stillknocks 2.0 is a retarded update full of composure? Yuge story loss for this salty pussy
pls tell me this is a joke
Imagine Jiri went out there and fought a point fight. Dricus reminded me of raped pavlovich in here. I fucking hate it, he was literally my 2nd favorite fighter after Jiri
>>156926918im the greatest
>>156926959I completely forgot about Imavov that's a good fight
>>156926921140+140+120-210-210
Laura Sanko is 43 what a fucking milf
what foul was marty looking to get when he went COME ON MAN to the ref after getting headkicked kek
>>156926886Usbum had to fake an eye poke to avoid getting heemed just like he did against Colby.
>>156926920i want to lick her armpits desu
Serious question, why didn't DDP go in for the kill a single one of the six times he had Usman doing the chicken dance?
link to colby vs arman?
DDP and Usman are both unlikable
Why'd Dustin Poirier come on as a commentator for like one UFC event and that's it? I haven't seen him since. Was he really that bad?
>>156927005Black privilege break.
>>156927021colby just won
poor poor little blk boy.... sissy clitty leaking.... taint is twitching and tangling..... bussy bred and bleeding...... BWC is his God....... poor little blk boy......
>>156927018He just doesn't have the killing instinct or God gifted power of the great Leon Edwards
>>156927021Ppv dot st
Poor little blk bois lost bigly tonight I'm afraid
Genuinely thinking about unboying Dricus I am having a fucking crisis guys help me
>>156927018his coaches turned him into a reddit pointfightersame thing that heemed johnny walker's careersad! Dricbeast 1.0 would have heemed him in 2
Let's be honest. It was a mediocre win and middleweight sucks.
>saarman just lost
I hear arman lost to chaos covington?
>>156927018>Serious question, why didn't DDP go in for the kill a single one of the six times he had Usman doing the chicken dance?He said whyIt's the new update, with all new composure softwareAll the memes must have got to him because he seemed so proud that he didn't looney tunes kill usman while he was wobbling around.
>>156927056Le BBC slut stare
>>156926990Khamzat heemed him mentally, he started seething about his loss to Khamzat immediately in the interview
>>156927056He must impale her when they fuckHis cock is huge
Colby just took shartmans title shot
du piggy got on the mic and instantly started oinking about his zatdaddymost owned piggy ever?
How does that prove he would win a rematch against Chimaev? I thought he would match Kamaru but he was so damn cautious against a rocked 40 year old man
Fighters that have finished Kamaru Usman: Leon Edwards Fighters that have nor finished Kamaru Usman:Dricus du Plessis, Khamzat Chimaev
>>156927075HOINONONONONONONONONO PPPPPFFFFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
Back in the cage arman ur no longers rafs top guy
>>156927075Uhh what an Aura loss
>>156927081Colby is the greatest wrestler of all time its not too bad
>>156927075ColBEAST would do this to Jizzlam too btw
>>156927075TOTALCOLBEASTVICTORY
>>156927075colbros we're so back
Colbdaddy bodied that inbred freak
Genuinely feels like Dricus lost to me, that wasnt the same fighter I was a fan of, like if that ref didnt step in round 2 maybe it would have been fine
>>156927075colbGOD
So we all agree Colby would've heemed Usman if the ape didn't cheat?
>>156926990Jiri might actually win a fight if he did that
The great Joachim Buckley was able to stop Colby's takedowns and get up from his top control. Arman bros...
Did colby win in impressive fashion or was it just technicalities and penalty shit?Either way massive story loss for Fakenewsman
>>156927018i think it was reasonable caution. usman was wobbly but his body language looked like he was still ready to throw a counter. DDP took the safe route
>>156927075it's just a BWC night, huh?
>armong
Prime Colby Covington was a beast. Even a much bigger dude like DDP didn’t want to throw down that hard and fought a point fight.
>>156927075Colbeast Colbeastingon
Colbussy is keeping that belt warm for Usmeng
Holy shit Colby just caught with Usmans wife!!
>>156927075Hell yeah.
Armussy sissies... never speak about a Slamdaddy rematch ever again GEEEEEEG
>>156927135I've know that for years but everyone's a redditor bitch. It's plain as day you can watch the replay, Kamaru was done and then said "oh my dicklet" then marc goddard fucking coddled him and stopped the finish
the Usman era was special
>>156927136I dont want my boys to win by compromising what makes them unique. Dricus fought like every other fighter tonight.
That wasn’t a very satisfying win. Clear dominant win from Dricus but he should have chased some of those wobbles
Justin gaethje age : 37Colby covington age : 38Iliabros we eating good tonight
>>156927075
>>156927167Many are saying this
>>156927075KWAB
>>156927132he got literally mindbroken, sadPaulo fought like a pecho frio for 5 years after getting raped by Jizzy, i hope dricus goes back to his falling piano ways soon
What an embarrassment for Tsarukyan. He will never live losing to old man Covington down.
>>156927075>losing to colbitch in 2026
>>156927132what are you even bitching about? he fought exactly like he always has, just not overcommitting so he wouldn't get taken down.
Any webms from Colby vs shartman?
Arman lost to fucking GAMROT and now 38 year old Coby… this guy is a joke, wtf
>>156927075Imagine if Colbeast had just taken PEDs and cut to lightweight
>>156927177I disagree, he was still being whacky, and other fighters would have chased the finish. It was this weird pygmy style that he really shouldn't roll with. I really hope someone tells him to stop
>>156927186>>156927195I got mindbroken tonight, it feels like I lost a bet even though I didnt gamble at all tonight, but if i did I would have 1000000% bet on a finish
poor little blk boy.... begging the refreee to save him...... the only way blk boys can compete..... biology is just inesccapable for them isnt it? They're born to serve.... born to submit to their superior WHITE daddies.....
>>156927147>Active contender manlet nuthugger losing to a flushed can in wrasslin'Massive story loss. It's over.
>>156927177Far less entertaining than the average fighter and frustrating to watch because he could've finished the fight every round pretty much and just didnt. I really dont think ddp had a great performance more so that usman just didnt show up.
many wondered why usman was fighting at 185 but his reaction to the decision gives us an insight into his mental state
That flying scissor kick to lead kick to catch Usman exiting was fucking sick imo
I believe *flushing sounds* are in order for Kamaru
>>156927002As above so below, nigga
>>156927197To be fair that fight was a robbery.
>dricgod plays with a lightermanskill mma goat for 5 rounds>people cry about itno way!
alright that was funafterparty at the cantina?
soooo weak..... so infeiror.... so frail.... this is biology... this is nature... this is evolution.... you were born to serve blk boy..... born to submit.... dont fight it...
>TH-THE COLBEAST CHADINGTON?!! >N-NO!! I COULD GET TO FACE DOOKIE DAN INSTEAD!! pretty poetic that colby wins in the same night marty gets smashed in a 50-44 loss innit
>>156927174he caught him with the same southpaw kick that rocked him and that laid the blueprint for Leon to ko him and for DDP tonight to wobble him multiple times, he unironically had two opportunities to finish the fight stolen from him because they were too busy pushing the kangz
>>156927215>usman just didn't show upwhat exactly would usman have done differently if he'd have "shown up"?
Usman has a cinderblock head, most fighters would have been finished by any of those rocking shots that DDP landed
BBCissies, we couldn't even win against a bacon boer point fighter... my little twiggy is throbbing in its shackles ... and GODby GODvington won.. it hurts
>>156927215It's not that Usman didn't show up. That's just the best he's capable of at this point.
>>156927075Keeeeeeeeeek get fucked you bitch
>>156927215u>usman just didnt show up.he's just extremely washed and dricus was hesitant due to being wrestlefucked badly in his last fight
>>156927204Dude he looked fucking gasses, not the fake DDP open mouth breathing gassed but actually gassed. I dont think he actually was but he fucking fought like he was>>156927215Usman showed up and gave him every fucking chance
homer simpson mouth freak
Does Dricus not realize how much Usman hates him? Is the nice and respectful attitude a form of MOG, or is he truly oblivious?
>>156927237Tremendous volume on that skull.
>>156927247Not every fight can call the ref for a pause when they're about to get heemed.
Armeng is actually fucked. He thought RAF was his way out of Daner's cuckshed but he just got KWAB'd by an old man. He has no aura to bargain with now
>>156926925Usman has very little damage and he trains at altitude so hes pretty hard to heem
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IM ACTUALLY FUCKING IN AN EMOTIONAL STATE TO THE POINT IM CONSIDERING DELETING MY DRICUS REACTION IMAGES
>>156927237Wait are you talking Tito's Cantina in Cape Coral, Florida??
>>156926920that's a man
cmon let's see a jab marty>nah fuck that
BKB going hard as usual
>>156926932would. She cute as hell>>156926942He'll take risks against shit opponents but this is his main style from now especially if he regains his belt.>>156927004I would.>>156927018He's a scared fucking pussy.Vasti should leave him for me.>>156927056I wanna cum deep inside Vasti.>>156927095You would know that wouldn't you fzggot>>156927100kek
>>156927272Gotta kill 'em with kindness sometimes b.
>>156927240Usman took on a 220lb middleweight gorilla. colbum is wrestling 5'6 midgets
>>156927272hes oblivious lol, he thinks its just normal trash talk between them but usman really resents him for the africa stuff. the obliviousness probably makes usman even more annoyed
Usman looks at the ref for help everytime he gets hurts and gets it too so he's pretty hard to heem
Strickgoy is quakin in his boots
Stillknocks
blk boy sissy clitty sisters.... my clitty just wont stop leaking..... its twitching and tangling with sissy pleasure..... how do I stop it....? i know im inferior.... just a pathetic little blk boy sissy slave..... born to serve BWC... I cant keep fighting it....
WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT IN THERE AND WHAT DID HE DO WITH MY DRICUS GIVE HIM BACK AAAAAAAAAAA AT LEAST WITH THE SEAN 2 FIGHT IT WAS MOSTLY SEANS FAULT FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>156927286Nobody cares faggot have a (you)
>>156927294state of you cunt
>>156926850Colby beat Arman as something like a 2000 point underdog btw
>>156926932had an albanian kid in our class and he was fairly well behaved, is that why im able to find her slightly attractive? the huge somalian kid was really awesome, nice and respectful to everyone but anyone who ever tried to start shit with him got physically corrected instantly, his dad probably beat the shit out of him enough times that he never wanted to abuse his own strength unless he felt like he had to
bwc isn't real, it's a myth
>>156927272He's a low inhibited chad
I'm not joking we have to get the message across to dricus that WAS NOT it somehow. He's seemed to have thought that was the best he's ever been and we cannot let him settle in to that. LOSERS PLEASE, SPAM HIM
we need to respect dricbeast's decision to decisionhe's spent all these years learning how to not brawl and he's thrilled to see it work
>>156927314NIGGER I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS FIGHT EVER SINCE IT WAS ANNOUNCED IM ACTUALLY MAD
DDP always looks gassed but isn’t but tonight was the first time he actually was. MW is in a weird state right now with Dricus, Khamzat and Imavov all having a legitimate claim to a title shot
>>156927294lay off the red wine bruz
usman proves that the mental game is just as important as the physicalone devastating loss and he's never himself again. same with woodley, most blacks can't survive the ego hit that comes with losing.
Dricus took his first big loss then came back and fought like a different fighter, clearly lost some of the confidence that let him run through and finish other dudesThis is why Jiri is special, he can get heemed in embarrassing fashion several times and will still come back and fight like the same chaotic retard he always was, unheemable mentality
>>156927075Daner is pissing himself laughing at armong
Why is Askmeng trying to heem his new lungs already
I need to stop being so invested in the lives of MMA athletes, its fucking up my head
>>156927075Why is he keep fighting in these events?
>>156927374you gotta break them in man
>>156927340Guru said that was DDP's best performance and he's friends with Dricus IRL so I'm pretty sure he knows more that you.
>>156927355I like Dricus because he has traits I don’t. Just a complete zero caution, very low inhibition extrovert who just wings it and finds a way to get it done. Hope he wins the title back
>won a split decision to some skinny Brazilian pushing 40>this brainwashed retarded casuals into thinking he was actually #2 ranked in one of the most competitive weight classes in the highest skill density MMA promotion#2 lightweight shouldn’t be losing to Gamrot or a 38 year old washed welterweight that never became champ
>>156927374his missus might be really annoying we don't know
>>156927367Jiri will never let me down, even he gets heemed ten times in a row he'll always be a real one
>>156927372what the hell man I thought you don't like brazilians?
usmen vs themwomen
>>156927392he gonna wrestlrefuck gaethje pretty easily
Usman shows to importance of biology in fighting... a poor, poor little genetically inferior blk boy sissy clittycel like him just never stood a chance..... poor little blk boy....
Dricus was looking so fucking good round 1 and 2 why the fuck did he change things up i hate my fucking life
>>156926920can't believe i missed this cutie. I would lick her armpits. Jerk my shit with them too. I want her>>156927304Is this achievable natty? I can't get ozempic in France because we are cucked >>156927313lmao how embarassing>>156927319Fuck you faggot>>156927360not drunk
Colbeast finna pound nina with the drama
>>156927409The only thing easy with Gaethje is going to f*cking sleep
>>156927390It was one of Dricus' best performances on a purely technical level, but he didn't show the same finishing instinct he's known for
I've been mentally fucking heemed
>>156927392hey he lost a decision to islam instead of getting subbed years ago so yeah you could say hes pretty good
>forces you to go wrestle in raf because you fucked around and found out in the ufc>you lose to THE Colby Covington as a -2000 overdogAYYYYYY ELL EMMM AYYYOOOOOOOIOO
This is now a /king of lions/ thread. Gaethje, he's coming for YOU
>>156927331A what
>>156927427>already 35She's going childless anyway
if you watch wrestling without strikes you are gayer than a jon jones
>>156927427would. Nina is kind of ugly but I would.>>156927441Welcome to the team and remember, you're never leaving.
This is the guy who was apparently going to steamroll topuria?
I'm watching the Colby vs Arman wrassle wrassle nowColbert is legit dominating Arman with the craftiest veteran oil checking I've ever seen and Arman is very uncomfortable in these deep walderz. What a GOD
kamaru usman see you in raf brother
Biologically predetermined BWC beatdown..... Usclitty gooning his bitty bitty blk boy sissy clitty to BWC tonight.... good little blk boy.... poor little blk boy...
Heem crying
why is only DDPs left leg actually good and not retarded
>>156927391i wish he fought like that tonight
The result was always going to happen
>>156927475uncbros...
>referee Frank Trigg >referee Chris Leben fat fuck dc wouldnt dare step in the trigon
Usman got heart but man he should've been more humble in that post fight interview
>black man born in America>why hes a heckin African americarino But if>white man born in Africa>YOU CANT BE AFRICAN ONLY NIGGERS CAN BE AFRICAN DO YOU HEAR ME ONLY NIGGERS YOU WHITE EVIL HANDSOME WHITE MAN
>>156927475that lil nigga in the background is going to be iconic
>>156927475Poor, poor little blk boy..... biology is just inescapable sadly..... poor little blk boy
>>156927475he's retarded now
>>156927380wants to wait around for a titlu' shot of off a win against the cookie dan >>156927474hot
>>156927494yeah i had sympathy for him during the fight but it pretty much all evaporated 5 seconds after he got on the mic
>handled that nigger with ease and never gassedbig dric status: Were so back!
>>156927494they both ruined the vibes by immediately coping on the mic. drives shouldn't of mentioned anything about khamzat and just called for the belt \usman was just sad
>Die nigga
Get a Tuff Shed
>>156927494>Usman got heartI hate that this is going to be the normie narrative. He doesn't have heart, Dricus literally just let him get wobbled and survive. Even if he blatantly wanted to go home and give up, he didn't even have an opportunity because Stillknocks 2.0 is maddening.
It was all downhill after this
>>156927474I already jerked off to wmma nigga
Bearded Dricus is a bum, he needs to go back to clean shaven
why is some guy having a full on mental breakdown about Dricus being slightly more patienthe also did this in Strickland 2
Chris Leben ignored the fighter turning his back so we could get the KO. Class move by the crippler
>>156927075no wonder he refused the GODrot rematch he would be embarrassed again,
>>156927475>>156927496
>>156927540Dricus realised he couldn't heem Sean in the first fight, so adjusted his gameplan accordingly for the rematch. He was clearly able to heem Usman, he just refused to pull the trigger
dricus was not gassed. he was trying to glide away gracefully to not let usmeng hit him with a haymaker but he just looks like a wounded gorilla when he does that.
>>156927548exactly what I was thinking it's just so perfect, too bad i'm too lazy to look up a higher resolution pic
>>156927495>im just goodKamaru usman
>>156927540It made more sense there, but here, usman was literally just a bum on a platter begging to get BLEACHED. I understand his frustration because the commentary were legit sucking Pooman off the whole time and he needed to SLEEP
>>156926886ofc it's the cancuck trying to meatride a nigger kek. your boy would've got his shit heemed if he wasn't crying about invisible eye pokes.
any video of my boy tommy gun
>>156927406there are always exceptions
>>156927540degenerate gamblers not hitting their method of victory
1-4 in his last 5, can we cut this bum Marty already?
>>156927540He's a retard that doesn't understand the sport. Obviously he's not just going to rush in like a retard and give Usman a free takedown. He stopped every takedown because he forced Usman to shoot his slow ass unc double leg from range.
When did usmeng throw all those strikes again wtf
Does gooning just mean masturbating to porn now? Back in the day in meant doing it for hours until it fucked your life up, now it seems that the meaning has changed. Or am I wrong?
>>156926886You'd have a point if the last shot of the fight wasn't a stiff hook from Dickus onto Marty's chin
>>156927548who's the skirt
>>156927593It was a bunch of jabs to the body
>Arbum closed as a -1000 favoriteWhat are these bookies smoking. Literally free money if I knew this shit was even going on.
>>156927594No, it still hasn't change
>>156927607He threw 170 at the head "somewhere" in that fight
>>156927523it was downhill since peon headkicked his raisin covered in chocolate noggin, why are we pretending that usman was back because he beat buckley
>>156927593didnt watch the fight out of respect for my memory, but it appears he threw a lot of shitty half punches and they bounced around for 25 minutes
>>156927593dricmonster is so resistant to strikes it can be hard to notice when he gets hit
>>156927593final ten seconds
>>156927573Thats spammy he isn't really what you would call a human being
>>156927609I wish my book gave raf fights I only get heems
>>156927594It still means that, it's just become so prevelant that it's seemingly just replaced regular masturbation, but no in reality tons of men now goon for hours every day or so
>>156927558>>156927569Usman could've still got takedowns if DDP went super reckless plus he's trying to prepare a gameplay that can be repeated on khamzat
>>156927584>pretends to get fouled>acts confused at the scorecards>says he had an "off night"what an total faggot
>>156927593>DDP leans in to throw a combo, makes contact, either blocked or clean, but somekind of contact>DDP immediately leans out>While DDP is leaning out, Usman throws punches, many of which didn't connect at all, or had almost no effectThis happened dozens of times during the fight
>>156926850Fuck Dana
Po' lil topiglet...
>>156927640Seriously hes a bitchass lil nigga thats that Nigerian small pp attitude
>>156927639He literally got up in 1 second from the single takedown Usman got. Genuinely after the first few minutes of the fight it was clear that Usman posed 0 wrestling threat outside Dricus's head
Marty is the new Anderson SilvaToo flushed to win anymore but was elite enough in his prime to be able to have deceptively decent looking showings even on a skid, that convince him to keep going rather than retire, resulting in him getting unimaginably more CTE than some fringe top 10 guy who retired after losing 2 fights in a row
Where would these guys be if they didn’t have cage fighting?
>>156927639Usman and Khamzat are completely different wrestlers. Usman has no knees, so he bends down at the waist and grabs a single leg, Khamzat shoots the fastest blast double legs ever in the higher weight classes. Dricus' knee heavy gameplan was perfect for Usman's style, but he's not landing those on Khamzat
>>156927609I mean he never lost in RAF and is known for being one of the best wrestlers of the current era and he was going against a 38 year old widely considered washed
>>156927639>Usman could've still got takedownsoh for sure when he had no idea where he was after the 4th headkick and his legs were literally cartoon bending he was just ITCHING to get a takedown
>>156927664no cage fighting
THE NIGERIAN PIGPEN KAMARU OINKMAN GOT HIS BLACKUSSY RAMMED DRICKDADDY S BWC THEN HAMARU PIGMAN GOT DOUBLE HEEMED BY COLBEAST VICTORY WHAT A DAY
We get to see Valter Valker rip off someone's heel next Saturday
>>156927658you belong in a retirement home unc. Respectfully
I am being genuinely serious and not ironic in any way shape or form when I say I enjoyed Fatima Kline's performance over that of Dricus
>>156927667Colby's wrestling pedigree is on another level, this was bookies and cazzies buying into the hype of a win over dookie dan hooker.
>>156927658>deceptively decent looking showingsHe got his ass beat though.
>>156927422Whatever kind of lady that likes her pits played with sexually is a drug addicted freak disaster that will ruin your life. Trust me bro
>>156927679FACTUAL POST
>>156927679Many are saying this
Seeing a geriatric flushed Colbum gape prime Armeng like this has me thinking that current DC actually would beat Jones in pure wrestling...
Sitting on the till right now taking a messy stinking usman
i knew beyond any doubt we would see usmeng trying to stop the fight after getting hurt. he's so lame.
CUMARU OOZEMEN OPENED HIS PIG PORTAL FOR IVORY INCURSIONS!!!
Why couldn't Uncman block the headkick?
all this talk of usman and colby…. what year is it
Arbum getting raped and humiliated was more satisfying to me than Usmeng getting raped by Big drick Zaddy
>>156927703Did you pull a Dickus and just kinda fiddle the handle instead of flushing the usman? crafty move if so
>>156927707Wittman's students have their patented methods of cheating.Usman pretends to be fouled after getting hurt by a legal blowGaethje uses his thumb to eye poke so it's harder for the ref to see
>>156927075Wow what an bitchass niggerfaggot! Respectfully.
>>156927699Arman Suksmen got dominated? that's good news fuck that sand nigger freak
that’s why they don’t call it real armenian freestyle you feel me
>>156927749The usman is FLUSHED
>>1569270752026 is truly the year of the KWAB
>>156927690Thanks bro, I'll be sure to remember this advice when one of the most famous actresses in the world offers to have sex with me and says it's ok if I wanna do freaky shit like lick her armpit. Nigga......
>>156927728Cause he knew if he disrespected DRICUS DICK POUNDUS and blocked his kick that he'd use his massive bwc next time and knock him out cold
>>156927752dricus should've just done a sprinting switch head kick and killed that motherfucker while he's weeping toward the ref over nothing
>>156927752and Rose gets raped by Pat
Liian pikanenVähän likanenMielenvikanenNiinku MaradonaMaradona! Oo-oo-ou!Kesä kasikuus, kasikuus, kasikuus
>>156927679
Hanging out with Jewish streamers is the worst base for wrasslin'.
>>156926993That was me you tramp
Usmeng blocked the head kick and it still rocked his black ass
>>156927797hey mate, can you please stop impersonating him?
Is he still planning to represent Armenia in the Olympics?
Looney Tunes Dricus 1.0 would have headkicked Uncsman when he faked the heem nutty then turned his back and walked awaydisappointing lack of MMMMMARAAAAUDER instinct after getting khambussyed
tfw no fatima kline gf
Do you think Dricus just decided one day that he'd make the lead left high kick his signature strike? It's the only technique he uses that looks like it's being thrown by an actual professional martial artist
I sincerely hope today is the day that Marty's bullshit foul calling and pussy attitude is singled out and everyone gives him shit for that. I'm worried more people will talk about Dickus not splitting his watermelon head when he has over 4 chances thoughWhat a night for UFCOCK
>>156927825fatima has a gf though
>>156927825you would date a muslim?
Just how bad is Walking Buckley?
if UFC took place in england it'd be #UFCUK lol, get it?
>>156927836he's a bum now so nobody cares, during his title reign they would make a big deal if he had done it this bad
>>156927868Why not?
>>156927877He did do it bad during his title reign and everyone fucking ignored it. Colbert literally would have finished him
>>156927876LOL
>>156927884
DDP by boring slop decision where the crowd boos
>>156927877He did it in his first defence against Colby. Colby had him hurt to the body and Usman pretended it was a nutshot
>>156927868>muslimshe praised jesus after the fight
>>156927868Fatima Kline is pretty obviously christian
Streets are saying that Holloway had to offer up his wife to Volkdaddy due to not being able to defend her honor
dricus just took usmeng's soul. this is the first time usmeng has really just got styled on like a bum.
>>156876459 >>156876695 (ME) (one of your betters)>>156876814>Owwwwuuhh hoaw haow wee wee ohhhn fonnn poo poo pee weehahha french dumbaass. you don't know shit156876539Dipshit bozo
Nominated for KWAB of the year?
>>156927941It was weirdly a story loss for both guysUsman got completely shut down and beat upDricus couldn't get a finish over a 39 year old 170er
>>156927961Hope this muslim turk never gets a title shot ever
>>156927958kek
arman KWARBsukyan
>>156927973Arman is Christian. At least in the cultural sense anyway, he doesn't seem to be practicing, but he's not a Muslim either
POST FIGHT PRESSERhttps://youtu.be/YwppoD-hUtAKamaru is using 100 percent of his willpower to try not to cry and it keeps creeping out. This is so fucking funny meng
>>156927982lol
>>156927780that would have been so fucking hilarious if he just super heemed him while he was crying about a poke to his forehead
Arman? The guy who was raped by 2026 Colby Covington?
alright boys time for me to sleep (i jerked off), the fights were intense even though ddp was such a disappointment great fight night.
>>156927993He just lost the battle of Africa for the nigs AGAIN to the same white dude who buckbroke izzy lol hes actually upset
>>156927993>first question>"what are your thoughts">"it's hard to be on this SIIIIIIIIIIIIDE :("MMAmedia letting and encouraging him to use the eyepoke cope
>>156927961Why the fuck would you even question which country you represent.If you pick one like its a business offer it kills the meaning and spirit of olympics. Not like it has left any after the French satanistic display.
It's time to accept that Prime dricus ended with his loss to Khamzat and move on
The Caucasus has taken so many Ls lately it's getting out of control.
>POOMAN CURRENTLY IMPLYING HE WAS INJURED BEFORE THE FIGHTKWAAAAAAAAAAB
>Belal Muhammad ATTACKS Colby Covington At RAF 11 Post-Fight Press Conferencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw-RBIWHtvM
KWABOTY NOMINEES1.pooatan2. Ilia 3. Ratlip4.usmeng 5. Armong 6. Aspinal7. JiriSome great talent this year
>>156928061Dricus really couldn't finish this guy? in 25 minutes?
>Stop running Dricus, your Soldaddy got next
>>156928058Just wait until a vegan irish cuckold finally ends the chapter on BRAZZAS. A fitting end trulyGoodbye merabGoodbye ClittiaGoodbye KhumshotGoodbye ankle eyeGoodbye russiastani magomed megmadov 1-100And finally, GOODBYE PISSLAM
JUST IN:Belal attacked colby covington during the raf press conference, possible retaliation for calling his pregnant girlfriend a 'gargoyle'.
>>156927445>-2000 overdogis this true??
>>156928098>Pregnant girlfriendAbsolutely haram.
If I text a girl that left me on read for 5 years, she will eventually get worn down and be my gf? Is this how boomers did it? I need to do the Max volume approach to the girl that ghosted me, we gone fine out saday nide
Belal is one of those faggots whose head you just want to see caved in
>>156928098lmaoooo
>>156928098>for calling his pregnant girlfriend a 'gargoyle'.
dark daddies eternally BTFO, 2026 is the year of BWC
>>156928101OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>156928115Mini Mike also famously said his wife ghosted him so he just literally stalked her. Somehow he didn't get a lot of shit for this though
>>156928134The white boy summer is eternal
i missed itwas the ddp kamaru fight good?
COLBY BEAT ARMAN?!?!?!?LMAOTHE MOST WASHED MAGA MAN WHO WAS REJECTED FROM THE WHITE HOUSE CARD BEAT ARIEL HELWANIS GLAZED FIGHTER OH ITS OVERHES NEVER TOUCHIGN THE BELT
>>156928094Don't forget Cuckman Poorukyan.
>>156928155Both men and women know bitches dont know shit about what they want so just exhaustion hunt them
Where'd that cuckold go after all his cuckposting about ape peenor? COME AND TAKE YOUR LUMPS, SPAMMY
>the current KWABOTY contendersLosing a decision at 40 years old doesn't make you a KWAB, stupid tiny white pecker chud dicklets.
>>156928160No.
>>156928177found the arman fan
>>156928177Gooby was so shameful and worthless I forgot he even existed for the KWABOTY noms. Thats how you know you fucked up when people forget about you
>>156928177Having to fake an eye poke to survive does.
>>156928160It was good in the sense that it wasn't boring and Snoozenman got the shit beat out of him, but it's frustrating in the sense that Dickus had him seriously hurt atleast 4 times and didn't go for the finish, then said that it's his new and improved composure. Also when I say hurt I mean actually hurt, not just stunned. His legs bent in ways that aren't natural and his soul left his body while he was standing. This allowed Marty to pretend he won the fight and cope about his loss infinitely. Real mad about it meng
>>156928053prime dricus won't arrive for at least 5 years and it'll be at heavyweight
>>156928175Spammy ACKed after big daddy dricus delivered dirty dookie directly d'usmans dome
>>156928174>SHE'S HAD ENOUGH>oooohhh hes talking to the other simps in the group chat now!>I'M THE BEST STALKER IN HER DMS BABY>OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
TRIGGER WARNINGGurucels look away... don't watch...
>>156927968It doesn't help that they both proceeded to seethe on the mic afterwards
Whittaker got caught, Usman got DOMINATED
>>156928160started with a beat down on Kamaru who then pulled the Usman special of looking at the referee while pointing at his eye after getting hit with a shot that rocked him, as you may know referees are not a high IQ species so he fell for it and gave him time to recover, Dricus then proceeded to beat him for another 3 rounds but never chased the finish again. Some people, like canadians and Kamaru Usman thought he didn't lose round 3 and 5 just because he didn't get as battered in the former and got wobbled in the latter and ended it strong even if by stong it means that Dricus simply was done beating the shit out of him.It's not as exciting as it sounds on paper, it was more of a "can we get it done with this shit" kind of vibe.
>>156928241I have autism and I insist on playing any game that has some form of heeming and hand to hand combat. What is this? Will it just get my hopes up like usual or is there truly a heemcore game coming out?
>>156928061Just called the FBI, it's illegal to go into a fight injured.
>>156928249It was really funny watching usmin trying to engage and then get popped with his face scrunching like he wanted to cry
Colby raped Arman's Arbussy. Ben Askren and Belel had a fake match and Askren retired to a coffin, and no one in attendance knew who Clay Guida or Frankie Edgar were. This is your RAF update.
>>156928249this is why dricus needed to decision. if he had finished usman then people would call it a fluke.
Fighter concept: Chirstain Leeroy Fuckhead
>>156928241NOOOOOOOOOOOO im NOT even a guru cel and this is NOT OKAY! WHERES HERB DEAN FIRE HIM
>>156928177Arman has to be a KWABOTY contender. Also, Usman was crying like a bitch after the fight, lost all his aura. Blk boys should remember their place, in massa's bed, taking BWC.
I like Dricus because he has personality traits I don’t. A lot of extroversion, low level forward thinking and just wings it but finds a way to get it done. I couldn’t imagine not going in with a plan or having such low inhibition that I do looney too shit that has people making memes about me
>>156928275Pissstain Peeroy Fuckhead?
>>156928294thats called being neurotic and its a female trait
Who can stop this African animal?
Dricus should kick more he has really strong legs. If he beats them up with some thundering leg kicks then once their arms are mushed from blocking he can come in on a weakened guard with nuclear bombs
>>156928068based bisch still a dimeforge on the mic
>>156928294Apparently the memes got to him though, now he wants to be COMPOSED AND CEREBRAL
Spammy is coping about Usman and Arman getting GAPED by BWCs.>NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOO DADDY I'M NOT A A KEKED BITCH DON'T KEK ME WITH BW-ACCKKKKKKKCucked clitty piggy bitch. Kek
Can we stop with the "He would've beaten Khamzat if it were 5 rounds" giving Usman fake props bullshit now
>>156928319Same thing happened with Diego Lopes, until he realised in the second round against Garcia that he can just walk forward and heem
>>156928317His leg kicks are too thumpy instead of whippy so he misses them a lot. If broke knee usman can do the QTE more often than not, it's not the way to go. HOWEVER, if you can repeatedly rock big skull usman through his guard with a headkick, this means you have a gift. Weirdly though in the final round every time he headkicked his leg didn't get above torso though
>>156928094This has been nothing short of a total humiliation of caucys this year
>>156928300Well done b. Well done.
>>156928328He wouldve won the last two rounds once chimaevs tank is done hes done and usman trains in Colorado at altitude so his gas tank is s tier
Poor poor lil blk boy
>>156928266New Virtua Fighter. More grounded fighting game with no gay juggling or supers that heem half a life bar with one move. Could be shit in the end but who knows.
>>156928358Will Slamdaddy lose to Machado?
>>156928358Western and central European descent bros....We're BACK
>>156928373as funny as it would be, i cannot in good conscience root for that man
>>156928373Looks like it. Too many cauckys fell this year for it to not happen
>>156927075>Arman closed in as a -500 favorite ?? When he has he ever outwrassled' a high level wrestler?
>>156928241Fuck man nothing beats landing Burning Hammer on bitches online
>>156928383Yeah, it'd be fun to see Islam lose, but I despise the notion of Garry as champ. Prates or Morales I would accept
>>156928380>yurop is just directions on a landmassi unironically despise you "people" and i am happy daners friend is leading you to ruin
>>156928294>I like Dricus because he has personality traits I don’t.Lucky you, he has personality and physical traits I don't.Ddp is a proper fella. Good for him.
>>156928392when he ended the fight against Charles in a d'arce
>>156927498
Arman & Topuria got humbled badly this year!!!
>>156928373Theres been a concerted effort by the ufc to erase the brazzas from the zeitgeist as the muslim hordes are emboldened by watching brazzas fight on ufc cards and chain wrestling strikers to decision wins so its possible that Ian is truly a match up nightmare for islam. Dana has fucked all the Muslims this year and I could see it with islam. Islam is a no charisma goon who gives you amazing fights like laying on jdm for 5 rounds and all he says is how he trains and prays. Last thing you want are all these fucked Muslims in Europe training and praying
>>156928395for me personally the finish of misawa samoa joe at roh (a meltzer 5 star classic) came to mind
>>156928399Everytime I talk about actual specific European races, everyone bitches to me.
BELAL MUHAMMAD HAS WAGED JIHAD AGAINST COLBY COVINGTON
>>156928328He is going to oink extra loud for a while.
>>156928068that was funny he tries to get under colby's skin and then just ends up getting angry himself
>>156928431well i'm bitching now buddeh wars have been fought over this you know
MMA has surpassed the black race.
>>156928417West Asian shitskins have to live vicariously through a different race of men in MMA lmaooooo no wonder they always fight with 10 of their cousins and knives. Their best fighter OAT is fucking Belal who can’t chin another man to save his life
Kek. Who got gaped wider by BWC tonight?
>>156928417Agree with all of this except Islam having no charisma, he's by far the most charismatic and likable of the brazzas i you actually listen to him
AI users are subhuman.
i wonder where we sent the boxcels
>>156928068Gargoyle xisters... I'm not sure this colby fellow is a very nice guy
>>156928448What the fuck even is a Finnish person? You're not Germanic like the Vikangz next to you. Is there a single person of your race who's a good fighter?
>>156928177you think about dicks a lot eh Gagandeep?
>>156928476Would do kamarussy and tsarkuyanussy both the same timeiykwim
>>156928497they also wank dogs i'm told
>>156928488>brazza who check wrestling>brazza who give black belt>brazza dry grappling "joke" number 39>DC fat brazzaBEAST of a comedian b
>>156928443he's your typical redditor: called Colby an asshole for the longest time without ever taking the risks that he did, then, after he made himself a draw went on to insult him, and that's just because he was the safe guy to insult (begging for a money fight), then, when said guy fires back he gets worked up, the prototypical "rules for thee but not for me" faggotas I said >>156928119 I really want to see his fuckhead bounce of the canvas, the other time I did was with Leon, who is a similar type of bitch, hopefully I'll see this wish granted too.
>>156928497It's about to get a lot worse I'm afraid.
>you think about dicks a lot eh Gagandeep?
>>156927240Kekkypow saarman lost after being hyped up?
it's not dricbeast's fault that usmeng was too retarded to realize he was losing every round and actually needed to fight
>>156928567Looks Canadian to me.
>>156928522uralic originally fenno over time and there are plenty i remind you the 2nd greatest usamerican heavyweight of all time randall "randy" couture famously said he shit his pants at the mere site of are tony "tontsa" halme pbuh and was forced to panic wrestle to victory
Seething about AI is the sign of a cucked dotard faggot.
Sakakibara won the weekend.
>>156928567You shouldn't post selfies on 4chan
>>156928425Did you mean the match in japan between them? Watched some clips and it looks nuts b thanks for the heads up. Couldnt find a match of them in Ring kf Honor.
>>156928488Idk he just says mundane things and the ufc runs with it or other people play off it because its goofy. John pork and Nutella cake have the littlest to actually do with islam.
Sandniggy rage at true American
>>156928611your right i misremembered it was at noah joe and kobashi faced off at roh, it's alright not joe's best work he looks especially clumsy and a bit cautious about working stiff but he is also young and working with misawa probably starstruck plus a language barrier
>You shouldn't post selfies on 4chanUgly chink.UGLY RETARDED YELLOW PEABRAINED CHINK!!!
>>156928600brazza....even Jubli did betterI can't really talk shit though, what do I have? half of Gaethje and half of THE Dennis Siver? Unless you turn American into a race, then I win.There's also that Caveman guy who makes the rounds on social media occasionally
>>156928693Canada is full of them, Chang.
>>156928701Don't forget half of Brock Lesnar and like an eighth of Luke Rockhold. Also half of Paul Felder.
>>156928693lol oh he big mad
the spammy freaks are having a rough year
>>156928693>>156928706Nowadays it seems like Canada got everything but Canadians.
>>156928701Part of Weidman too. And of course Bo Pyfer's snap daddy Dustin Stolzfuß.
>>156928602factual post>>156928701listen boxcel and i will say it once records are for poofs and gays real men fight anyone anywhere and have records to show for it finland also kicked the nazis ass as part of the agreement with stalin that the war ended despite fighting up several weight divisions, dawlg fighting at its very peakyou wouldn't get it
>>156928692I dont know much about japanese wrestling but I love seeing old matches. Thanks b. Any other matches from Japan that stick with you?
>>156928744>kicked the nazis assImagine bragging about Jewing the world.
>>156928476
>>156928693Im the only Asain here and Im trying to talk to Finald vis an vis wrestling
>>156928724Paul felder shouldn't count, he's lichurally a racial sterotype of Irish drawings from the early 1900s>>156928742I always heard that Weedman was Jewish
Can they hurry up and book Bo vs Joe already?
strickbeast beats this version of dricus btw
Woah ufc and raf really coordinated to make Colby win and usman lose on the same night again
who's joe?
>>156928804Joe Niggle and Bo PyferWhat happens if Joseph gets hit with the Boverhand?
Genuinely spammy I hope you killed urself lmao
BKB main event bout to start. What a weekend
>>156928811Joe Rogan, the man famous for inventing DMT
>>156928803No evidence he's Jewish.
>>156928748i used to like all japan and noah a lot you honestly can't go wrong with anything from i guess 94-04 like the kobashi/misawa feud, also if you've never seen the muta hase match from 92 you have to watch that, super j cup 1 is also a classic
OHHHHHHHHHHH
>>156928761>tf>tpwell at least we started on the right path and thanks to you faggots (and bongistan france etc) we were forced to fight, you did it out of choice when it was none of your business
AI users? Subhuman.
who should TGun McHeemlen fight next? Woodson? Ige? Michael Johnson? Emmett?
dricus vs gane is the fight
so Usman didnt win? Lost my house
>>156928744>the nazisI think everything we learned about the nazis were wrong.
>>156928872imagine being too lazy to wikipedia an early life section
>>156928865Mein opa kam aus Deutschland.
>>156928872yeah nigga
How hot did Fatima Kline look tonight? Love that broad.
>>156928883You telling me the Nazi's didn't escape to South America after discovering ancient alien technology buried under the ice of Antarctica?
>>156928883be that as it may they had the greatest war machine in history at the time and we are drunks on skis which is more my point than politics
>>156928840Ill check these out tahnk again
>>156928888>grok please define an early life section and craft a witty response
>>156928875Deep waddurs for my boy but he is ready
BKB understands the degenerate hours having their final fight at this time. Respect
What happened to MMA Guru? Why is everyone seething?
>>156928948?
>>156928948didnt he kill himself again
>>156928948He got a gf (trans)
>>156928975I still can't believe heihachi lost :(
>>156928948He got put back into his wheelchair by overdosing on Ozempic
>>156928948GODru just has that effect on "people"
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
Sovereign of Africa just banished Marty of Nebraska out of the continent
>pretending to like askren because he almost diedfuckthatSHIT
>>156929005He was clearly running and sprinting
>>156928983It was a great card. One of the best this year
>this tattoo is where the rope failed during my attempted hanging never change bk
the most important plotline rising from this is dricbeast usurping usmans spot amongst the three African kings
>>156929043The kingslayer takes another niggardly crown,NGUBU IS NEXT
>>156928948Showed his ment and its yuuuuuuuge
>>156929005running has to be last sport blacks are good at and we're taking that from them as well
>>156928948he's probably the finest performance artist of his generation
the tightest corners in combat sports
>yeah I watch MMA Guru and boy Tomala Harrispinall, how could you tell
3 kangs btfo to absolute irrelevancy
>>156929005>27 year old men's record wtf are ageclasses is running that popular
60 degree corners
>>156929087
Victor Ortiz? The movie star?
>>156929102Realistically how hard was ngannou roiding
>>156929071He keeps implying that Conor's meng is smallWho the fuck is he fooling, Does he really expect us to believe he's packing enough to call Conor small? That goofball with tiny hands is packing an 11 inch meng? I think not, I think he probably has a slightly above average hog on a huge ogre frame so it makes it look fucking tiny and it mentally heems him. Am I right, /heem/?
This shit was peak ngl
he has a type
ngannou? the pfl africa guy?
>>156929161he was scared to face Justin Clarke
>>156929158>ngannou pretending to grip fury's and prime Stipe's fat meng>Kamaru pretending to grip colby's cawk Dickus's big boer>Izzy also gripping a juicy Dickus Du Penis with a side of Sean's Dickland
>>156929158All 3 abandoned the Africa project btw
>>156929149I read this. I read this and it entered my mind. You raped me.
Real badman nuh model inna shortsStraight jeans cut off foot partsEverybody haffi ask weh mi get mi ClarksEverybody haffi ask weh mi get mi ClarksDi leather hardDi suede softToothbrush get out di dust fastEverybody haffi ask weh mi get mi ClarksEverybody haffi ask weh mi get mi Clarks
Ortega pro vs joe but with armor
>>156929219Least homosexual Gurupreet post
Ill fight you in the trigon.Ill slap you on the stage.Ill run through you on the turf.Ill choke you in the car.
Mona Kimura is a real cutie. Not in a preverted way
Give me a seatbelt and I’ll fuck you up. Buckle up kid
>>156929005it's funny, black people had their era of being dominant in a lot of sports, and before that when whites were doing better- we never chat shit or acted like it was a racial thing. but after like 2 decades of blacks talking shit and talking about ''black excellence'' and supposed superior athletic ability, now whites are back ontop and we're starting to talk shit too, almost in a reactionary way. White Excellence.
Click it or ticket bud
>>156929259Now post where he yells fuck you at Paulo and then they mush eachother
>>156929284comes from gifu japan and as such is property of the nation state of finland
Kinda based ngl senpai. MMA Guru would never
Jared Cookedoneir
*points to center of thread*
>>156929292I'm already strapped in
>>156929311on my portable device so i cannot unfortunately
>>156929321bully him down to 155
*What max's wife sees after burning the roast again*
>>156929089The record stood for 27 years, dunbfuck.
>>156929327*unbuckles you*>buckle up kid
>>156929344>max when he sees someone in a committed relationship
>>156929319That's because he's insecure about his rotten country and has to pretend every British fighter is elite. This reminds me of how good of a day it was when Praches WEEEEEMED and KWABBED JDM. All the mmatubers are foreign gloids and they all thought he was the one. We know he is not the one though, don't we?
>>1569293452-7 2-7 hahahaha TWO SEVEN TWO SEVEN
>>156929345didn't it get tired doing that
>>156929356well maybe I will rebuckle my seatbelt now hows about that
>Gane beats Tomala>Jones unretires and beats Gayne in 1 minute again>denies Tomala a title shot for the remainder of her career
>>1569293776-7.
>>156929319Guru flew to south africa to train with dricus and wreslted arman in america
>>156929387
>>156929358would be pretty fucking hilarious if some literal whotuber heems paddy on his own gym floor. dumb that I'm excited for this more than any other fight because they confirmed they're gonna do it but there's not that many interesting fights this year .
>>156929393
>>156929345I can't even stand for 27 minutes
>>156929402
>>156929395yeah but that was for clout, it wasn't like a "I'll fight you to prove my points about you" he also said he wanted to fight paddy when he's in good shape and not when he's fat which is kinda ballsy wanting no excuses for paddy
All the youtubers are dogshit and know zero ball lmao
>>156929416>cant!stand for 27Good thing I only need 25
>>156929416depends too, i can't stand dc for 27 seconds guess the record is a tougher man than us
Thanks for using my thread guys
only youtuber that knows ball is chael
>>156929462>>156929462>>156929462>>156929462New
>>156929405That chubby cunt who drinks pig brains and dick milk peached paddy up already. Toothless Che would fucking tornado kick that doofus into the dirt
>>156928119you're a Colby loving faggot. HAHAHA lost to leon lmao fag
