Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 19Gap - Alpe d'Huez127.9kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/startlistGC after stage 18:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-18-gcRoadbook:https://www.xoo-cycling.ch/download/roadbooks/roadbook_tour-de-france_2026.pdfLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/en/https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-19/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD1 / RTBF / VRT / DKTV2 / RTVE / Rai / NOS / EITB / RTP / RTV Slo / SRG-SSR13:45 CETPrevious thread:>>157089129
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Tour de Pologne Women (2.Pro)Stage 1Tomaszów Lubelski - Zamość138.4kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne-women/2026/startlistRoadbook:https://tourdepolognewomen.pl/wp-content/uploads/do-pobrania/roadbook-2026.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne-women/2026/stage-1/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / TVP14:30 CET
>>157103607
>>157103640
>>157103607BOCHT ZEVEN
Hairpin day
>>157104124Riding uphill on the big rim like a true chad.
>>157104158They only had a single chainring but check the rear The biggest cog was like a 16 or 20 Pure stompers up those climbs
>>157104333>They only had a single chainring but check the rear I was actually wondering from the picture, but it looked like there is already a smaller rim present. Wasn't sure since it's a little blurry. Made me wonder when exactly front derailleurs became common, internet says somewhen in the 1950s.>Pure stompers up those climbsTrue, seeing this makes me feel like a pussy for riding uphill with my 34 rim. The advancements in shifting tech truly made this sport accessible for everyone, even plebs like me.
>>157104333That's how you get nice muscular legs. Not like that Slovenian fella
I'm gonna have to do a trainer day today because Alpe and it's raining. Absolutely based timing for rain.
If Pogacar was like a sudden DNS at 1.45pm jusst before the stage starts, would they still have Remco Evenepoel ride in his team kit or would he quickly have to switch his gear to a yellow jersey?
https://www.procyclingstats.com/location.php?event_id=58793&filter=Filter&id=1457&s=most-climbed-byFun stat
They need to make harder routes. This is way too easy for an Alps stage.
>>157105127>They need to make harder routes. This is way too easy for an Alps stage.after seeing this PCS stat >>157105093 this stage could be a bit harder
>>157104967at the start of the stage, he would still be 4.5 mins behind pogi so it would be normal team kit i guess
>>157105333Pidcock was the last winner on alps d'huez and that was his first ascent. Business as usual for most of them I suspect. poogacar wants the stage and possibly the record climbing time.
salut les filles! ça va gicler!>off from work>get to watch yuro tv>alpes d'huez>3dmax /vitalityfeelsgoodman.jpg
Pogi Shit Status?
We are BACK for the final 3 stages on Pobol y Cwm TV. Well not yet in a few hours.
Still no Pogacar DNS reported
it’s going to be a total shitshow
Need poogacar to do a poomoulin on todays stage with Wellens getting off to change his nappy>>157105539Black shorts spotted
>No french stream without commercials>Only way to watch it without commercials every 30 mins.is a Peacock stream.Oh well, I take it. It's like watching golf, anyway.
*solves alpe d'huez*
>>157105966it's just a suggestion*opens 8th beer*
Who's Lidl riding for today?
>>157106002me
>>157105966No mention of no albanian heavies with bats? Are liver punches permitted? Leaves a lot to work with.
I'm ready for a whole afternoon of doing absolutely nothing while watching a sluper because Toro needs to podium.How about you guys, are you excited?
>>157105952>pas de pubs>pas de marion
Even if there is a GC battle I can see the scenario where no one can do anything because the fans are too dense and blocking the road.
>>157105966Finally the riders are safe from idiots who obstruct them with objects.
>>157105966Could’ve posted this sooner like days in advance half the mountain is blacked out already
>>157106153holy shit lol
Currently watching TNT fumbling at a mcdonalds drive through discussing adam blythe's lunch. Excellent content. Bunch of clowns.
>>157106178a mans gotta eat
>>157106178
>>157105966Drunk people with no phone reception will surely read this
>>157106089excited to do fuck all this afternoon on the job
Here's Pogi at the start ready to defend his lead
Someone will punch Pogi in the liver today
>>157106265black pants again today.poogacar confirmed
who was that in the car
>black poo pantsIt's over
>>157104582I will do a "threshold" session because I still need some last minute improvements before my trip to the European Alps in a couple weeks and i think trainer workouts are boring but more effective and i'm in a positive mind lately that i'm motivated to get on the trainer
>>157106295Del Toro will jump in front of him and take the bullet, like a good helper should
>>157106295Touching the riders is forbidden today, though
if pogi wears a diaper, will it affect him aerodynamically speaking?
imagine if vingegaard was still in the race. his legs would have been incredible today
>>157106327marine le pen, i thought she was home with an ankle brace? Explain yourself frogs
>>157106327it ain't no way this is real
Dutch Mountain today, Arensman wins, check 'em
>pog letting a breakaway goimminent death confirmed
Today I'm watching live from the Huez, AMA I guess
if UAE doesn't have the healthy riders to control, Pogacar could always just jump into the break on these early climbs
vermeesch and wellens both got the squits then
Pedersen going for the sprint points at 90km
>>157106446it's ai
>>157106480How many beers did you drink so far today?
>>157105966Business idea: Execute anyone that obstructs the race on the spot. Broadcast the executions as part of the stage.
>>157106480How much would you accept to punch poogacar in the liver? Hypothetically of course.
Brother of Pog seems to be in the finishing area
>CARA-CK!!!
Why does the rat keep sprinting for mountain points? Theres no way he could still get the jersey
paret paintre has a decent kick for an anorexic
>>157106480il fait chaud?
>>157106513at least 50 points for the break tomorrow, he's only 8 points behind right now
>>157106480Dutch corner status?
Sentier Stage when?
Luv Carapaz, simple as
Carapaz is the perfect rider in the current peloton for smaller teams. Top 10 GC. Stage. Fighting for dots.
Martinez in the break, what the hell is Pinarello doing
>>157106513He totally could but he just makes it exciting its wwe tier for the fans
>>157106540Drunk
>>1571064910, too hot for that desu>>1571064971 million united states dollars, but just because I like him>>157106532The what>>157106540Mountain is absolutely crazy, the police even stopped letting pedestrians up at one point because it was too full
>>157106536fair>>157106480did you bring a female?
>>157106567Counter offer: 2000 great british pounds
>>157106546Reminds me of the gravel stages or should say stages with some gravel. I guess they considered those a failed experiment.
Rosenbert?!
>>157106559Couple seconds ahead. Likelihood of the break making it is fairly low and they probably won't get much time into the climb anyway so advantage is small. Best to risk the break being a waste of energy I guess.
>>157106480did you ride up with your bicycle
>>157106604>He doesn't fly up with his helicopter
>>157106603the break has over 40 riders in it, so Martinez doesn't really need to do any more work than in the peloton. pinarello can't allow a big gap to open up.
I'm so tired of Alpe d'huez hype>>157106546this is suicidal and should be illegal
>>157106480Is this you?
>>157106581(un)fortunately, yes>>157106584900,000 last offer>>157106604Me personally no, but at least I checked the whole climb by car earlier
>>157106665What is her height, weight, breast size and skin color?
>>157106665Will she flash her bobs at the pedalton?
>pidcock got a 20s time penalty for 'pushing off a car'Jannies need to be culled.
Lenny bros we are winning this right?
>>157106630Could be interesting actually, there's also a sneaky rat in there who Pidcock said he won't give an inch too. Doubt Pidcock outclimbs them and it looks like they'll rest on PooAE doing the dirty work. I think it's sensible to wait, they've got a few good riders who can limit gaps in the worst case. Fred, Howson can always put in a shift.
fuck carapizz
adam blythe is retarded, pogacar is only still racing to win everything there is to win, so setting a strava time up the legendary huez climb obviously isn't the same as winning the stage...
jarno widar mentioned
>>157106710Would be peak optics for PooAE to let this break go and for Lenny to win. Doesn't look like they will though.>>157106735They've shilled this meme all tour, the TNT presenters are insufferable and childish. Creating all these gay little dramatic narratives.
>>157106750Wellens said that it would be smarter for other teams to get in the break tomorrow instead of today.Pog wants and will win today.
>>157106681Ever heard of Stiffler's mom?>>157106683Sure, just watch the TV closely
Tim Wellens lachee
german commentary is just insufferable. the expert they have is fine but the broadcaster's commentator is a huge fag that has 0 clue about cycling
>>157106834>not watching Eurosport
Mads pas normal
>>157106774I dig some stiffler's mom. What's her phone number again?
can anyone stop pogi from winning 7 tours
being a sprinter today must be comfy all the fans pushing you uphill etc
>>157106880only his gf
the lads saying there's a big MAYO4SAM on Alpe d'Huez keep an eye out
>>157106759Doesn't look like it. That's a very big break to pull back and the other teams won't care to do it.
>>157106880a lot of people are saying that if remco evenepoel had joined BORA a couple years earlier, pogacar might not even have gotten his 4th
that's a big group
>>157106943for you
they gay
fookin speed of that sprint up 10%
Now I sleep
in bourg d'doisans they make a beer that i like and when i last was there i bought 2 boxes full of their ipa
>>157106924Maybe he tried to play some mind games because Pog wants to win but they know the team is weakened
our lad del toro missed his feeding
Tour de femmes fever sisters?
>>157107014absolute chaos over there already
>>157107027RIP clutches
>>157107027just leave the buses at the bottom. how much shit do they need to bring up? most riders will ride back down anyway
DGSI brainwashing station
>>157107027Ride it 5 times as a circuit and charge $20 for entryVIP tickets available
>>157107027is this from today? looks like any other summre weekday on alpe d'huez desu
New stat who pulled/rode in the lead the most time during the stages
>muh traditional Dutch cornerCringiest shit ever, I would hire an entire Albanian village to set up their tents there as soon as May, just to piss off the normies.
Only 3 PooAE helpers in the peloton
>>157107059Beaming BBC into the fr*nch ether
>>157107027just drive over all those full kit nonces
I don’t want the tour to be decided by illness
I don't really care about the racing I just want to see the mental crowds on the mountain
>>157106979I like ordering IPA if I don’t want to drink too much and have a drink to last on me long while on terrace with friends because you know it taste like fucking shit
Can't watch rn whos pulling in peloton?
>>157107202
>>157107202UAE and Red Bull
CHUTE
Someone died and they show some random bimbo partying at the top...
LMAO
Chute Comicale
i thought he was going to snap haller's neck and end his misery
Why has Pogacar switched to black shorts?
>>157107260Diarrhea poop stains
VW Skoda
>>157107260he's paying respect to jonas' passing
>>157107260it's his climbing shorts. black weighs a couple grams less than yellow painted shorts
>>157107260mind games
>that clapping
>>157107273what did he mean by this>>157107287lel
everyone waiting in anticipation to see if pogi has the shits
>>157107287Yesterday wasn't exactly a climbing stage.
>>157107296wannabee tankman
>>157107296ouf
>>157107307But it was a durchfall stage
>>157107296must be a burger>>157107305poolitt said on german tv that it's fake news that they have a stomach bug, but even the german commentators called him out on that lmao
>>157107270thanks for reminding me about this gemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwLSrNu1ppI
c'est quoi ce bordel de rue de montagne?
Affini alone at +16 min
>>157107405C'est à dire ?
Dubs and Hannah Brapper is going to get drunk and flash her tits
commentators talking about how Pogacar might not be in good shape on alpe d'huez reminds me of Armstrong in 2001
>>157107422ils ont pris 10 minutes à expliquer que les autos roulent au centre et les cyclistes sur les côtés. ça ne semble résoudre aucun problème, sans parler des touristes internationaux qui ne seront pas au courant de la convention.
good guy Garcia
Pogibros the stage is getting away from us
>>157107446are you insunuating """pas normal""" status?
>>157107462no, I mean during that stage Armstrong spent most of the day at the back of the peloton and the commentators were speculating non-stop if he was sick, then he attacked on alpe d'huez and nobody could follow
When was the last time a /tdf/ was this boring or am I just depressed ?
>>157107451lmao he's too weak to follow
>>157107447Toutes les étapes il y a un segment sur la sécurité routière vis à vis des cyclistes en France, je ne pense pas que ça s'adresse à l'audience internationale
Affini abandon
>>157107413
It's Affinito
>>157107479Last year
>>157107532I had far more fun last year as a tourist. Also the board seems far less active ?
>>157107479the gc is stacked as fuck, all stage winners are big name riders, and yet the whole thing is rather uneventful. seixas' anonymous tour (so far) isn't helping matters.
>>157107479This semen slurping sport has been dying for over a decade now.
lol wtf is this
>>157107566Result of the big split, after the 4chan blackout, when half of the cyc office moved to a new building and didn't come back
lol his name is harold
Looking good for the break (according to Astana).
>>157107588i mean.. mvdp is a very attractive men tbqh (no homo)
they all seem like indians during a cricket match
>>157107595>moved to a new buildingOther tourist here, don't even know where that is. I assumed it was sportschan or something, but I checked and it isn't. Well wasn't planning to leave anyway, just curious what place could seriously compete.
>>157107593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9hOLeL6r8cNo rest allowed, it must be a leg killer.
I love when the neighbours use their industrial power tools and hoover to do daily maintenance. Certainly not the most annoying thing on earth. Fucking diesel strimmer has been going for 40 minutes and the whole morning had a high pitched whistle from an industrial hoover.
>>157107601
>>157107644it happens m8
Letting a break win on Alpe d'Huez is fucking lam. I don't want to watch a shitter win
>>157107686Didn't before they moved in. Computer speakers almost up to max and the room stinks of diesel. They need to FUCK off. I'm sure if all the grass suddenly dies then I'll get a few months resbite.
>>157107626theyre on endchan /bert/Its a shit board that gets pizza spammed but they claim its better and dont want to come back
>>157107644I thought I was gucci living in the countryside with 2 neighboors. But somehow they need to mow their grass twice a week and need a chainsaw to cut twigs
>>157107689The last few editions of Alpe d'Huez were all break wins for some reason
>>157107643I thought she was wearing nothing
>>157107722Thanks.>endchanWell, certainly not. Thought this place was too fast for its own good anyway, so I kinda enjoy the slower pace.
yikes
>>157107479it’s too clean too surgical, everything is locked Riders know their powermeters too well nobody risks anything
Mads pulls a Wout and wins a mountain top finish
kwab
OH NO NO PARROT PAINTER BROS
Valou ded
What’s wrong with parrot painter?
>>157107751Given that there's no saddle it would be the perfect opportunity to finally ride butt naked.
4:30 now. PooAE might have fucked it.
>>157107479None of the other GC guys have that dawg in them that Pogi had when he was minutes behind Vingo.Also, the domestiques are furiously weak in this Tour.
>>157107755Peak /cyc/ was when there was a thread for GTs and big spring classics.
Lenny bros today is our day
SHIMANO bike spotted
>>157107775What the fuck happened here?Imagine having to ride the Shimano bike lmao
Still don't get it how the "moral" choice for the KOM jersey is the runner who is at best a second tier climber.If VPP does win it, then both KIM and Points will be given to riders for their breakaway exploits.
>implying pogi can't close a 4-minute gap on alpe d'huez (if not ill)
>>157107793Ded, Carapaz mauled him
UAE misses the stage win on Alpe d'Huez. Not unlike the Ventoux last year
>>157107722I got handled a rangeban for whatever reason and decided to not bother
>>157105966>Just don't do anything stupid.Yeah, where's the fun in that?
>>157107321>but even the german commentators called him out on that lmaoThey absolutely did not. They made fun of social media black shart-shorts conspiracy posting.
>>157107811IMO the points and KOM jerseys are perfectly balanced when someone can win them with breakaway heroics. Mads had to really work for the green. If he didn't then it would've gone to Philipsen. VPP and Carapaz have been really active all tour, if that brings the KOM jersey to one of them it's deserved. This sort of design makes the stages more interesting when you have good but not great riders fighting to be on the break every day to chase points.
the guy that's winning the whole thing is 7 minutes behind but because he won stages 2 weeks ago it doesnt matter what happens now. maybe they need to shake up the rules
Lidl pushing
Liddle comedy gold
>>157106627Makes me wonder, was there a stage in Monaco recently? Think there should be. Maybe TTT on the F1 circuit?
Can Simmons wins that ?
>>157107858He won that time fair and square the organisation fucked putting a HC climb on second last day of first week completely destroying the field
>>157107858???
Arensman going to have one of his good days
>>157107876I hope he does but he's not pure climber enough
>>157107776Even Jalabert, who is the opposite of a revolutionary, suggested that they should get rid of their computers because It undermines all decision-making and individual initiative, and the riders should know if they can attack by themselves.
>>157107027Goodness me!Remind me of those infamous Everest pics...>>157107296ZOMG LOL WTF
>>157107852They should put a big vacuum on the wagon and suck up the slow riders
Been a good stage this
the legs on that photographer cutie were holy YUM
>>157107895Getting rid of computers would do nothing. If you want the riders to make their own decisions then banning radios would be the thing to do so they don't have some autist in their ear all the time telling them when to pull.
Lidl ready to launch Skelly for a surprise victory
>>157107900yeah good stage for a nap
11th in the GC getting dropped from the break by Armirail
So sick of that celine dion joke
>>157107907this
> Jegat Jordan (TotalEnergies) is struggling to hold on in yellow jersey group
>>157107929they should fire renaat
Only groshartner for PooAE? Yates coming back maybe for the next climb. This might get too close for comfort for PooAE.
>>157107907You're preaching to a believer, I plead for the ban of the radios since forever. The computers are just the cherry on top.Unfortunately they say the radio are a necessity for "safety" reasons...
Sexass looking good, imagine what he will do when he joins a team with proper "nutrition"
>>157107929who talked shit about céline?i'll have a word with them.she's a national monument.
>>157107940fire him straight into the sun
Gotta say Berlin aint so bad a place, home at hotel just in time to watch Alpe kino on german TV
>>157107907>>157107945that's not SafeR. after that girl died alone in the Swiss woods, this line of argument is easily refuted by teams
>>157107812It's happening
Gross ShartnerSex AssMort aux Schmidts
>>157107940.. and replace him with whom?
>>157107939peloton is smaller than the break
>>157107966>Kooille
Ayuso dead before final climb lol
pogacar gifting evenepoel another stage status?
pogi's shorts look a little brownish
what is the plan today? Pogi ftw or not
>>157107951i dont even know who she is and I dont know what the joke is about either
>>157107945>>157107958There's GPS tracking in amateur races. Not difficult to give everyone a tracker and set up a service where they get an alert if someone stops or goes off the road.
>>157107980>gifting 2nd place in GCftfy
>>157107979kinda shame Skelly is such a chute merchant. I believe when he's not chutting he could be better GC choice that Achooso
>>157107967Bert de Backer and Sepp Vanmarcke should take over but I think Sepp is already back in the peloton as coach or ds or something
>>157107958>after that girl died alone in the Swiss woodsQRD ?Also the teams are the ones who want to keep them, the team managers feel like they are playing Pro Cycling with that.
yellow jersey group is absolutely flying
>>157107907Didn't Vino's gold in London happened precisely because radios weren't allowed?>>157107958GPS tracker doesn't require a radio earpiece, tho.
>>157107967this stunner
>>157107957Berlin is great for a weekend. Most cities are even the ones that are shitholes to live in.
fat guy descending too fast
>>157107989The radio are meant to alert the riders when there's a danger on the road, that's the official line.
>>157108008Also that girl who won from the break in Tokyo?
iedereen atje voor de sfeer NU
>>157107999a girl crashed and fell into the woods during WJ WC and was there for hours before they found her. she later died in the hospital
>>157108032Well keep the radios but put them all on the same frequency where only the race control is allowed to speak. There's a lot of solutions to all the excuses.
>>157107980no can do I don't know why people think he can't burn a 3 min gap to literal whos
>>157108049Fuck that, open mics for all. Let them shit talk each other live
>>157108020The public transport is top tier, love it
I will be disappointed if Pogi doesn't break Kuss's KOM record today
>>157108067This
>>157108067>>157108084Business idea: broadcast the radio feed
>>157108063Is that mads?
>>157108067yeah lose commentators and just let us listen to that channel
>>157108069Wtf Berlin public transport is absolute gutter tier compared to most big cities that aren't in the US or in third-world countries.
>>157108067Would love to hear one of those during one of those stages where a break of 2 or 3 shitters beat the peloton in a bunch sprint opportunity
>>157108094The dorks will create cyphers, it'll be gibberish for fans
K I N O
So is pog really gonna babysit del toro up the climb for muh third place or will he send it?
Remking attack the mutant!
Have they got barriers on the entire climb?
PooAE might have completely fucked this. If visma win the stage it'll be a massive kick in their teeth.
Mads van Aert
shitters dropping like flies
>>157108140What do you mean? They are going into the final climb with 3 min, that's nothing for Le Dopeur
>>157108063Mads
Attaque arensman
Praying for LENNY
>>157108160Imagine the smell
>>157108160She's more a green jersey type imo
>shitkek
>>157108155A little over. If Arensman or Martinez or Kuss or Carapaz etc have a good day they have a very real chance. This is 50/50.
>Pidcock
>>157108169Can you even call that an attack?
>kwabyuso
>kwabkwuso
>pidkwab>ayuso
>>157108160King of the McDonalds jersey
it's pidover
>>157108132>So is pog really gonna babysit del toro up the climb for muh thirdI hope not. FUCK THIS SHIT
KWAByuso
Climb has only just started lol
CAPTAIN SKJELLY
Both Lidl’s are gone LOL
Ayuso fucking up the team GC
MISSION: GET PANTANI'S RECORD
Thermonuclear attack
Pogi rushing to the toilet
pogacar attaque
>look the tv while slacking wfh>paret peintre 11 mnsayyy, i saw him getting dropped but didn't realize it was this bad
Closing over 3 minutes would be fucking outrageous
12km there he goes
pog wants the record
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA
>>157108160she ate them all
WTFschizobrit promised me he would fart, shart and lachee
CAM ON KUSS
POGAGOD going for the throne
3 mins is too much
All this drunk retards are making me nervous
>>157108212Not ideal for the record though, no train from his team. I doubt he beats it
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Kino is on the menu Berts
pogashart took his pills again
inb4 someone punches Pogi in the liver
Can Tete de la course make it?!
>>157108181Not in a million yearsI wish someone would just tackle this fucker off his bike
Put the Pantani time on the screen ffs
I pray he arrives to the top with shit running down his leg
Pog among the UAE sickness
G1 slurpage already begun
>>157108227it’s the only suspense we’ll get
Where's Remco?
Armstrongesque
PARTY POG IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Imagine the fear in the break when radio tells them Pog has attacked already
10s every 500m for now. He can do it
Over 45 seconds lost since they hit the climb. This is going to be a demolition of the record.
attaque thermonuclear inc
matches burnt, the manlet will catch him. Inshallah
I hope Kuss will pull just to spite Pog
very pas normal vibes
>>157108238In this crowd no one would notice who did what.
holy crap. pog riding like it's jorgenson in G1
It will be glorious if he takes the lead. I hope that's the plan for today
He's stalling in Yates' wheel
yatesu slow
Time not going down!
Leaders looking slow as fuck after that feed
Yates pull isn't very strong
>>157108303Grand tour winners in G1
>>157108260just following the kwabpack defending second
More like Adam Yikes
>>157108295Why did they not just build a straight road
there he goes
look at him zooming
>I'M SHAARTIIIIIIIIINGG
pogacher climbs a 10% grade faster than I average on flat roads
Pogi is on fire right now
As soon as yates pulls off pog goes to his own pace he gains 20 seconds
show the fucking speeds ffsi think pogi needs to average up with 25-27kph to catch them
Kuss group looks furiously weak
>>157108315The rampa would be too much inhumana.
pog in zone2 btw
Leaders are slow as fuck lmao. Pogi has this
love carapaz me. proper racer
>>157108332Keep attacking each other like retards. Since the 10km feed they've looked like utter shit.
Where the fuck do they hide the motor in that Fagnado
Kuss has heard that pogi is coming
>>157108342dopeur
Carapaz is the only one not slurping, the only one that wants to win today
LESS THAN 2 MINUTES
Time is collapsing. It's over.
What are these retards doing
Tête has zero chance the cannibal is coming
skjelmose is going to finish higher in gc than ayuso kek
Which retards were saying Pogi is sick lol
8k to go and 2 minutes
>>157108367Racing for 2nd when they're 2 minutes up the road. Fucking retarded delinquents.
>>157108377and that's a good hing
>>157108354he's just stronger than the other two. if they were stronger he would suck wheels like the usual rat he is
Tadej went from 2 mins to 40 seconds in the span of 3 seconds. GOAT
Half the initial time gap in 5km of climbing
>8%>22 km/hWHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
>8km to goNo chance, leaders will die
>>157108393I could do that[spoiler]for 30 seconds[/spoiler]
don't try to follow him, harold
Smoke bombs already...
Supposedly there's over half a million people by the sides of the road today.
god damn look at the gap between pogi and evenepoel just grow every single second, insane. went from like 20 seconds to 40 in like a minute
evenepoel didn't take the bait
Who will get Omi-Opi'd?
kek martinez dad
>>157108414And sexass will slurp
So the secret to unlocking Skjelly was bringing an obnoxious competitor into the team
>>157107858KWAB
>>157108401powerful
Feel stupid thinking 3:30 would possibly be enough to stay up front. Maybe if they didn't attack each other like retards it would be closer. Realistically they need 5 minutes or something I'm going to assume.
>1minCome on Pogi fucking destroy them
>11%>27 km/hWHATOkay it was only for a couple of seconds, but still...
>>157108413Good. Smoke that dopeur
>>157108446The on screen speed is not really accurate
>1 minuteFucking kek
absolute kino
We did not know how good we had it with atleast one rider almost able to follow Pogi
>>157108436They thought Pogi was clean.
I wish they were tracking pogi's total time of the climb. I want to see if he breaks any records
shimanod
SHIMANO CAR OUT FOR BLOOD
almost collected
this front group is funny
>shimano carSO IT BEGINS
fuck yeah we're so back
>Seixas penis signkek
>>157108471kek saved
>>157108459Of course he will obliterate the recordFuck this timelineAfter today I dare anyone to call me stupid for saying he didn't gift the stage
Feels bad for Carapaz
>44 seconds
>>157108487He 100% gifted that stage and you know it.
what the fuck are these retards doing
The crowd always pisses me off for some reason
>>157108487you're talking about stage 15? Yeah he definitely gifted that to Remco
>>157108479>PATRICK AIME LE SEIXAS
Smart Richie using motopacing
The mong pits are behaving for now
Is capapaz retard? Why does he keep trying to sprint?
tadej will pass these guys riding in zone 2
>>157108496Saw it too, kek
>>157108496lol
Why is Lenny being such a retard? Everyone knows carapaz does not ride with other riders. Lenny has to get to the top as fast as possible for his GC time. poogacar WILL catch him. Stage win does not exist anymore.
>giga cararat attack>gap goes down>slurp>gap goes upthank you ASO
>>157108511he's desperate, obviously
>>157108511Pure fear
CAM ON SEPP
Jaws theme playing
>>157108523Yates fucked the record
Poginator is so close now, it will be fucking GLORIOUS
chaos
NO ROOM
>>157108523dope as fuck
absolute scenes
>>157108542You are gay
Haha what if a spectator chutes and collects Pogi haha
pogi needs a horn
>>157108531I hate this fucker like you wouldn't believe
what would happen if they just punched one of the bystanders in the face?
this is SO good
It's so over
why are these monkeys waving flags in front of the rider
That's too bad the last 3km are at 5%.
Pure sovl
20 SECONDS20 SECONDS20 SECONDS20 SECONDS20 SECONDS
they really have no room to do anything
poogacar seething waving the crowd away.
>>157108563combatif of the day
KEEP PUSHINGFOR THE RECORDFOR THE DOPAGEFOR THE SEETHE
>>157108531kek
Reminder these are grand tour winners in the break
HE IS INEVITABLE
>>157108579kek
>>157108523Considering the differences in bikes and technology and everything else, the original record is still way more impressive even if Pogi breaks it today.
>>157108561enjoy watching the GOAT, you silly goose. the best time to be alive
CAM ON POGIIII GOOOOD AAAAAARRRGGGHHHHH
*Jaws music plays*
As soon as they saw him they gave up
SLURPING HAS STARTEDLETS GO POGI
Almost 3 minutes already on the GC group.
>>157108520Retard? If Pogacar was out of the equation, the group behind was never coming back. The problem is not the breakaway, it's Pogacar.
Absolute state of this semen slurping crowd
REMCOREMCOREMCOREMCOREMCOREMCOREMCO
POGSTOMP IMMINENT
Dopage
>>157108591>and everything else
Moto surprised by the Remking attack
Kino
Shit organization
Remco seething
c'est fini
>>157108591Pantani was on unrestricted untested EPO
DIDI
motos blocking remco... he could have still won the stage
Pas normal...
>>157108591no it's not. the old timers are doped to the gills
THEY ARE LOOKING BACK AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH THE PRESSURE IS INSANE
Remco will seethe again
cucked by a moto sad
Arensman causing traffic
i want to push that flare fag down the cliff
this fucking crowd holy shit fuck off
>>157108623kek
>>157108592When I retire I’ve despised to plague the grand tours dressed as a wizard
Electric ascent
>>157108601They why is he not riding for GC time? He's following carapaz and that's killing his legs and slowing him down. poogacar was obviously going to catch them after he closed stupid time initially. So then just ride for GC because you've got a chance to jump a few spots.
>caught up 1 minute on 2 km at 8%Lmao these fools should just give up.
VAMOS RICHIE
I generally dislike crowds at races. It's really not that kino. Especially on important climbs where every time in the past 10 years they've affected the race. Fuck the crowds off.
>>157108633Insane, it must be quite impressive riding in this situation.
Kudos to Carapaz
Cararat is not finished yet
if richie has this much left in the tank, shouldnt he just ride with tadej and make his move at the end?
Catch and drown that rat pogi
jesus christus
cararat may do it, i cant lie
>>157108633
lol carapaz will be pissed to see lenny again
world honestly be more kino if carapaz wins
Del Toro nuclear attack
frogs on suicide watch
>Seixass
Lenny looking good
>>157108694Truly a sport for savages
Total PooAE death. Sick of it.
relentless
COME ON POGI FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
'sover for sexass
pogacar will lose the sprint
>>157108694Why did no one punch him in the liver?
>>157108721It never started.
Um poogi bros....? Why didn't that drop them...?
>>157108722Please let this be prescient
>>157108633>>157108667I'd really like to ride through a crowd like that once. It must be insane. Even on small races where you've got a small climb that's full of family members, teammates, and friends it is really great.
>>157108725too chicken nowadays with everything on camera
The Seixass experiment is finally over
Great effort by Carapaz, Appreciated
>>157108732Really.
KINO
no gift today
THEGOAT
>dropping them with seated attackincredible
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
gg ez
>>157108732experienced slurpers
LETS GOOOOO
he was just faking the last attack kek
I remember people booing Lance when he was this dominant and greedy
D O P EAGE
WHAT THE HOW
Extreme dopage
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAmust admit this was entertaining
NUCLEARUCLEAR
Pogwinslol
Great
Not even tired...
Kek Lenny humiliating the rat
>>157108766The world is far more goyish and consoomer. They've been told to love this new product. And so they do.
Well well well, who's shitting his pants now?
35:30 something
Pogacar wins the stage! And a good day for his GC ambitions as well
fuck the haters. that's what you get for booing, frenchies!!
Martinez la merguez
>PogWinsLolPogWinsLol>PogWinsLolPogWinsLol>PogWinsLolPogWinsLol>PogWinsLolPogWinsLol
>>157108792C L E A NLEAN
remceau heel goed jonge
